1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,412 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,181 - I AM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A NASTY DIVORCE. 3 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,583 - OH, YOU CAN PLAY HARD TO GET ALL YOU LIKE, RUNKLE. 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,752 BUT SUE COLLINI ALWAYS GETS THE WEENIE. 5 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,088 - HOW'S IT GOING, PROFESSOR? 6 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,555 - IN A WORD? AWESOME. 7 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,791 - LOOK, HANK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY 8 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:27,061 WHAT ANYONE WOULD CALL AN EDUCATION PROFESSIONAL. 9 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,762 BUT MY WIFE WENT OUT ON A LIMB FOR YOU. 10 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,764 - [imitates Popeye] 11 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:31,665 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JACKIE? 12 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,601 - YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER. 13 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,236 - YOU FIND ME IRRESISTIBLE? 14 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,438 - HAS A WOMAN EVER PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE? 15 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:38,506 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD USE ME. 16 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,441 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 17 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,376 THIS IS WHERE YOU WORK? - YOU WANNA COME INSIDE? 18 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,511 - WOULD THAT INVOLVE SEEING YOU NAKED? 19 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,114 - OH, MOST DEFINITELY. - I THINK NOT. 20 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,681 IN THE INTEREST OF STUDENT-TEACHER RELATIONS. 21 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,451 - WE'RE BEING ALL NORMAL AND RESPONSIBLE, AND-- 22 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,585 - WHAT IF IN THE PROCESS, 23 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:52,820 WE JUST KIND OF GET OVER EACH OTHER? 24 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:57,325 - WHAT IF YOU TELL ME ABOUT OUR DAUGHTER? 25 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,393 - WHO ARE YOU TEXTING? - CHELSEA. 26 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:02,296 TO TELL HER YOU'RE BEING A TOTAL DICK RIGHT NOW. 27 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,400 I FUCKING HATE YOU! 28 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,437 - AND I FUCKING HATE YOU TOO, YOU LITTLE SHIT! 29 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,479 [Queens of the Stone Age's You Got A Killer Scene There, Man] 30 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:24,452 * 31 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,754 - * DON'T WANNA LOVE YOU NO MORE * 32 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:30,124 * DON'T WANNA LOVE YOU LESS 33 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:34,362 * I WANNA BE CRUSHED BY YOUR SWEET CARESS * 34 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,464 * WHAT'S THE FUCKIN' DIFFERENCE * 35 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:39,267 * WE ALL GONNA DIE 36 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,502 - NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 37 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,538 NOT ON MY ACCOUNT. 38 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,674 OH, WELL YOU SEE THAT IS A PRIME EXAMPLE 39 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,709 OF WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE YOUNGER GENERATION TODAY. 40 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,744 YOU LEAVE NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION. 41 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,880 SO YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF SOME BOOBS. 42 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,449 * 43 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:57,851 SOME NICE, BIG, ROUND BOOBS. 44 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,487 * 45 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,489 EVERYBODY'S GOT 'EM. 46 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,524 YOU KNOW, NOTHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT. 47 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:06,294 * 48 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,928 YOU KNOW, JUST... 49 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:16,136 * 50 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:21,609 - HANK? 51 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,677 HANK. 52 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:26,247 HANK. 53 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,816 HANK MOODY. - YES, FRAULEIN. 54 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,951 - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU'D CARE TO ADD? 55 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,520 - ON THE SUBJECT OF? 56 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,955 - ON THE SUBJECT OF THE SUBJECT WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING. 57 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,458 - OH, THAT SUBJECT. 58 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,728 UM, LET ME THINK. 59 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:41,795 NOT A THING. NOPE. 60 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,797 WAIT, NO, THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY. 61 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,633 - EXCELLENT. WE'RE ALL EARS. 62 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,934 - DO YOU THINK THE LADIES HAVE GONE TOO FAR 63 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,802 WITH THE SEX-POSITIVE FEMINISM? 64 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,604 I MEAN, I KNOW THEY ALL SAY THEY'RE DOWN 65 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:54,275 WITH THE PORNOGRAPHY AND THE SHAVED PUDENDA AND WHATNOT, 66 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,677 BUT DO WE REALLY THINK THAT THIS IS THE PATH TO LIBERATION? 67 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,812 EZRA POUND. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 68 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,549 - I'M NOT SURE THIS IS THE PROPER FORUM 69 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:02,650 FOR SUCH A DISCUSSION, HANK. 70 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,752 - WELL, YOU ASKED ME. I'M JUST THINKING OUT LOUD. 71 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,687 SPITBALL. - OKAY, EVERYONE. 72 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,356 THAT'LL DO IT FOR TODAY. - ALREADY? 73 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:09,490 - THANKS FOR COMING. - GEEZ. MY LORD. 74 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,691 - YEAH, SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT. 75 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,526 YOU TOO, HANK. CORRECT? 76 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,695 - I'M SORRY? - TONIGHT. MY HOUSE. 77 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:17,598 ENGLISH DEPARTMENT FALL MIXER. RING ANY BELLS? 78 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:18,832 - NOT A ONE. 79 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,468 - OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE GET TOGETHER WE HAVE 80 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,536 AT THE START OF EVERY SCHOOL YEAR. 81 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:25,939 FACULTY, GRAD STUDENTS, SOME WINE, SOME CHEESE. 82 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,776 - WELL, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME AND I'M STOKED, 83 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,445 BUT ALAS, I'VE GOT PLANS WITH THE SOUL-SUCKING VAMPIRE 84 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,581 I CALL MY DAUGHTER TONIGHT, SO I GOTTA TAKE A RAIN CHECK-- 85 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,283 - WELL NO, CHELSEA'S ALREADY ASKED 86 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,917 IF BECCA CAN SPEND THE NIGHT. 87 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,552 - YES, BUT I THINK SHE'LL CHANGE HER PLANS 88 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,754 WHEN SHE HEARS WHAT HER OLD MAN'S GOT ON TAP. 89 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,423 BESIDES, WINE GIVES ME A HEADACHE 90 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,724 AND CHEESE MAKES ME FART, A LOT. 91 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,559 YOU DON'T WANT ME STINKING UP THE PLACE. 92 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,361 - NOW WHAT IF I SAID 93 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:50,431 YOUR JOB DEPENDS ON IT, HANK? 94 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,336 - ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING ME RIGHT NOW? 95 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:56,537 BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, 96 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,340 I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO REPORT YOU. 97 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:02,576 FOR GIVING ME A SERIOUS BONER. 98 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,245 - GOOD TO KNOW. SEE YOU AT 7:00. 99 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,685 - NO MEANS NO, YOU KNOW. 100 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:14,688 [upbeat music] 101 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:22,663 * 102 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,598 - THIS MAN IS RUINING MY LIFE. 103 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,100 - BY MAKING IT UNBEARABLY AWESOME. 104 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,403 - SWEETIE, I'M NOT REALLY SURE I UNDERSTAND 105 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,571 WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 106 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:04,972 - HE'S DELUSIONAL. 107 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,107 HE THINKS WE'RE GOING TO HANG OUT AND BOND OR SOMETHING. 108 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:11,779 - OKAY, HAND IT OVER. THANK YOU. 109 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,447 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WOMAN. I HAVE A PLAN. 110 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,915 - YOU DO? 111 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,517 - YES, IF WE NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE, 112 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,419 NOTHING BAD CAN EVER HAPPEN. 113 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,621 - RIGHT, 'CAUSE, LIKE, YOUR PARENTS NEVER FUCK YOU UP. 114 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,855 - NO, YOU SEE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND 115 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:22,890 THAT LAST REMARK CHARMING. 116 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,992 [phone chimes] - HOLD-- 117 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:28,095 - HELLO? THIS THING ON? 118 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,897 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HEY, UH, 119 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:33,367 I'M HERE, I JUST, UM, MY BOSS IS TRYING TO GET THROUGH. 120 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,103 I'M--I'M LATE FOR A DINNER WITH HIM AND SOME CLIENTS, SO. 121 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,304 - WELL, DON'T GO. JUST BLOW IT OFF. 122 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,973 - PLEASE, WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF THE BECCA THING, PLEASE? 123 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,643 - YES. I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 124 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,977 - BYE. BYE. 125 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,447 - BECCA! - YES, FATHER? 126 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,981 - DON YOUR BEST FROCK. 127 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,684 THE WINE AND CHEESE AWAITS. 128 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:56,457 - YOU SEE THAT BATHROOM OVER YONDER? 129 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:59,092 - ONCE, I TOOK EVERY CROOKED INCH 130 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,962 JACKIE GLEASON HAD TO OFFER IN THAT STALL. 131 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:05,032 SIGNED KRISTOFFERSON RIGHT HERE IN THIS BOOTH. 132 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:09,403 YEAH, TIME THERE WAS WHEN I WOULD GET WET 133 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,538 OFF A GREAT SIGN. 134 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,105 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 135 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:15,909 I'M TALKING DRIPPING, FUCKING GANGES WET. 136 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,044 - [clears throat] 137 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,178 SPEAKING OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS-- 138 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,613 - HEY, YEAH. SUE COLLINI? 139 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,714 - OVER THERE, SIR. 140 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:23,651 - HEY, SPRINGFIELD. GET YOUR TONED TUSH OVER HERE. 141 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:26,153 - SORRY I'M LATE. 142 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,522 SOME TARZANA HOUSEWIFE PAID A GRAND TO SPEND THE DAY WITH ME. 143 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,757 SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT, SO I DID HER A SOLID 144 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,826 AND I ATE THAT BUTTERSCOTCH FOR, LIKE, 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT. 145 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,695 MM-HMM. - RIGHT, RICK. 146 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,998 THIS IS MY SUBORDINATE AND PROSPECTIVE BOYTOY, 147 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,567 CHARLES W. RUNKLE. - PLEASURE. 148 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,834 SUE AND I USED TO SEE EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW. 149 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:41,935 EARLY '80s. 150 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:45,673 - RICK, IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS FUCKING LIKE CHINCHILLAS 151 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,641 AND BLOWING COKE UP EACH OTHER'S ASSES 152 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,643 "SEEING EACH OTHER"? 153 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,078 - I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR OEUVRE, RICK. 154 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,913 ALL OF IT. 155 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,081 THE MUSIC, THE ACTING-- 156 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,749 - HEY, I'M FLATTERED. 157 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:56,717 YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID ON THE PHONE, 158 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,652 I MEAN, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR REPRESENTATION. 159 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,888 - OH, BULLSHIT. 160 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,723 HOUSEWIVES IN TARZANA? 161 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,992 RICK, DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T WANNA 162 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,894 RAWDOG THE TOP SHELF LIKE YOU USED TO 163 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,762 IN YOUR PRIME, HUH? 164 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:11,031 - ALL DUE RESPECT, SUE, LIFE JUST ISN'T ABOUT THE PUSSY. 165 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,901 IT'S ABOUT FINDING YOUR PASSION AND NEVER LETTING GO, 166 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,003 AND THIS MAN HAS DONE JUST THAT. 167 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,605 - QUIT LICKING HIS SHAFT. 168 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,608 HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A PRIME CUT OF USDA BEEFCAKE, 169 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,875 AND HE KNOWS IT. 170 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,011 - SURE, THE LADIES LOVE HIM. 171 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,646 SEPTEMBER 7, 2002, 172 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,482 THE BEST SEX I EVER HAD WITH MY WIFE. 173 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,183 RICK SPRINGFIELD AT THE UNIVERSAL AMPHITHEATER, 174 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:33,521 WAS LIKE THREE SOLID HOURS OF FOREPLAY, DUDE. 175 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:36,524 EVERYTHING SHE WANTED TO DO WITH HIM IN 1982 176 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,859 BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW, SHE DID WITH ME REPEATEDLY 177 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:39,993 AND I THANK YOU, SIR. 178 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,529 - FAT LOT OF GOOD THAT DOES ME. 179 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,163 - OKAY, RUNKLE, GET TO THE POINT. 180 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,932 - FIRST, WE GET YOU SOME INDIE CRED. 181 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:48,869 LET'S FIND YOU YOUR WRESTLER, LIKE MICKEY ROURKE. 182 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,739 LET'S SEE YOU BLOW PEOPLE AWAY WITH YOUR SERIOUS SIDE, HUH? 183 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:54,542 GET AN OSCAR NOM FOR PLAYING AN ADDICT, 184 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,909 A CRIPPLE, A RETARD, WHATEVER. 185 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,211 THEN YOU GO INTO EVERY OFFICE IN TOWN 186 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,680 AND YOU HIT 'EM WITH YOUR PASSION PROJECT. 187 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,649 THAT'S HOW YOU GET IT DONE. 188 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,517 AND HARRY GREENBERG AGENCY ACTUALLY HAS THE MOJO 189 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:04,785 TO MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN? 190 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,721 - FUCK NO. YOU SUPPLY THE MOJO. 191 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:10,157 WE TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING ELSE. 192 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:13,260 - I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 193 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:17,865 CHURCH. 194 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,567 - YOU'RE SCARING ME, SUE. 195 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,902 DOES THAT MEAN YOU LIKE THAT? 196 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,071 OH... 197 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,206 [growls] 198 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,545 AHH. 199 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,624 - FINALLY. GOD, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 200 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,758 WHAT UP, HANK? 201 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:45,993 - BECCA, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE 202 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,127 TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, COME ON. 203 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,762 - JUST DO ME ONE FAVOR. 204 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,197 - ANYTHING, MY CHURLISH LOVE. 205 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,332 - TRY NOT TO GET TOO HAMMERED. 206 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,135 DON'T PUT DADDY IN A CORNER. 207 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,970 - OH, HANK. YOU DON'T WANNA PARK THERE. 208 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,106 DEAN HATES IT WHEN YOU BLOCK THE ENTRANCE. 209 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,108 - HMM, BIG DATE TONIGHT? 210 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,010 - IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 211 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,278 - THAT DRESS COULD CURE CANCER! 212 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,847 - [laughs] 213 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,949 - I THINK YOU SHOULD FUCK HIM. 214 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:09,983 YOU KNOW, IF HE AGREED TO MEET YOU 215 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,185 AT THIS SAD ASSEMBLY OF TWO-BIT INTELLECTUALS, 216 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,420 HE CLEARLY DIGS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 217 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:17,124 - WOW, YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE A SIMPLE COCKTAIL PARTY 218 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,593 INTO THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. 219 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,294 - IT'S A GIFT, REALLY. - THERE YOU ARE. 220 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,896 DID YOU TWO COME TOGETHER? 221 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,732 - NO. WE JUST CAME IN TOGETHER. 222 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:25,833 - OH, I SEE. 223 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,901 - AND I ACTUALLY GET MORE BARS OUTSIDE, EXCUSE ME. 224 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,071 - DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WHERE BECCA AND CHELSEA GOT OFF TO? 225 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,206 - THEY'RE FINE. THEY WENT STRAIGHT TO CHELSEA'S ROOM. 226 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,174 - OH. - COME IN, COME IN. 227 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,343 I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE I WANT YOU TO MEET. 228 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,145 - OH? 229 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,117 - COME ON, BABY. CELEBRATE WITH ME. 230 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,386 - DON'T BABY ME, JACKASS. NO. 231 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,155 FUCK NO. I GOT A DATE. 232 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,658 - WELL, DROP THE ZERO AND GET WITH THE HERO. 233 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,759 I SIGNED A BIG FISH TODAY. 234 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,694 - OH, WELL GOOD FOR YOU. 235 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,195 MAYBE YOU CAN MOVE THE FUCK OUT NOW. 236 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,632 - RIGHT. WELL. FORCE OF HABIT, I GUESS. 237 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,267 EVERY TIME I SIGN A CLIENT, 238 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,935 I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT PICTURE THE TWO OF US 239 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,671 WITH A BOTTLE OF BUBBLY. 240 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,205 - WELL, THAT WAS THEN, CHARLIE. 241 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,909 - AND THIS IS NOW. GOT IT. 242 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,912 OKAY, WELL... 243 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,146 HAVE A NICE DATE. 244 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,649 - YEAH, THANKS. 245 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,056 [distant car alarm blaring] 246 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,391 - RUNKLE, YOU WERE ON FIRE TODAY. 247 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:28,428 I MEAN, THAT WAS SERIOUS SWIFTY LAZAR SHIT. 248 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,299 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD AND SO WET... 249 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,802 AT THE SAME TIME. 250 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,838 COME ON. 251 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,279 - THANK YOU. 252 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,281 - HOW MANY JOBS DO YOU HAVE, LADY? 253 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,751 YOU GOT A PAPER ROUTE TOO? 254 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,053 FILL THIS THING UP. SCOTCH PREFERABLY. 255 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,321 I'M COMING OFF OF A LENGTHY CONVERSATION 256 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,522 WITH A MAN IN A SWEATER VEST. 257 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,125 - DEAN KOONS KEEPS THE GOOD STUFF LOCKED IN HIS OFFICE. 258 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,827 - WHICH WOULD BE WHERE, EXACTLY? 259 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,094 - I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 260 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,731 PEOPLE LIKE YOU MESS WITH THE MASTER'S SHIT. 261 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,332 PEOPLE LIKE ME GET BLAMED FOR IT. 262 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,067 - CLASS WARRIOR, ARE WE? 263 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,369 - JUST A GIRL SAVING FOR A RAINY DAY. 264 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:12,239 YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS I'M A PRETTY SHITTY BARTENDER. 265 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,208 BUT I AM A KICK ASS STRIPPER. 266 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,444 THIS BOD IS THE TRUE GIFT THAT GOD GAVE ME. 267 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,179 - I AGREE, BUT I THINK YOU'RE SELLING YOURSELF SHORT STILL. 268 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,949 - WHAT, I'M TOO SMART TO BE A STRIPPER? 269 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,250 - SMART HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 270 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,785 I'M JUST THINKING IN PRACTICAL TERMS. 271 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,253 DOWN THE ROAD, JOB OPPORTUNITIES 272 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,722 TEND TO DWINDLE FOR THOSE IN THE MORE NAKED PROFESSIONS, 273 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:29,857 IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING. 274 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,725 - MM. 275 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,893 - TWO EMPTY GLASSES, JACKIE, THANK YOU. 276 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,027 - MM-HMM. - I'M GOING TO OFFER OUR, UH, 277 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,297 VISITING SCHOLAR FROM AMHERST SOME OF MY '82 LA TOUR. 278 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,331 - OOH. - HEY. 279 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,266 THAT'S NOT COOL, DEAN KOONS. 280 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,769 SEGREGATING YOUR GUESTS INTO TWO CLASSES, 281 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,771 OFFERING YOUR GOOD STUFF ONLY TO A SELECT FEW. 282 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,806 - WELL, WHEN YOU GET YOUR GUGGENHEIM, 283 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,207 WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT. - OH. 284 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,909 - IN THE MEANTIME, YOU ENJOY THAT GLASS 285 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,911 OF VERY MIDDLING CAB. 286 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,213 - ASSHOLE. 287 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:56,449 [growling] 288 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,051 [making explosion sounds] 289 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,887 - THERE YOU ARE. - OH. 290 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,222 - I SEE YOU FOUND THE TOYS IN THE ATTIC. 291 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,792 - AH. WHAT, ARE YOU RUNNING A MUSEUM HERE ON THE SIDE 292 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:05,993 OR SOMETHING? 293 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,194 - OH, IT'S JUST HIS LITTLE HOBBY. 294 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,896 BORES THE SHIT OUT OF ME, ACTUALLY. 295 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,031 I'M QUITE RELIEVED TO CATCH YOU HERE ALONE. 296 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,066 - YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SNOOPING? 297 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,935 - SNOOP ALL YOU WANT. 298 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,304 MY LIFE'S AN OPEN BOOK. SADLY. 299 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,173 BESIDES, BECCA MUST HAVE TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT US BY NOW. 300 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,109 - NO, SHE'S NOT MUCH ONE FOR CHATTING. 301 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,376 TEXTING, YES. 302 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,112 TWITTERING, TWEETERING, TWATTING, 303 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,080 STARING SOLEMNLY AT THE OLD MAN. 304 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,348 - OH, PLEASE. 305 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,217 YOU FATHERS HAVE IT EASY. 306 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,820 MOST DAYS, I CAN BARELY GET A CIVIL WORD OUT OF CHELSEA. 307 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,822 AT LEAST BECCA STILL TALKS ABOUT YOU 308 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,556 WITH SOME SORT OF TWISTED AFFECTION. 309 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,793 - RE-BECCA? MY BECCA? THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HER. 310 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,094 - NO, IT'S TRUE. 311 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,195 WE HAD AN INTERESTING DISCUSSION THE OTHER DAY 312 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,898 ABOUT THE MORE SCATOLOGICAL ELEMENTS IN YOUR WORK. 313 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,166 AND SHE KNOWS QUITE A LOT ABOUT RABELAIS. 314 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,835 - YES, THAT'S ME. I TAUGHT HER THAT SHIT. 315 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,202 - YEAH, I FIGURED, 316 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,470 WHEN SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT 317 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,905 HOW YOU GOT YOUR START IN NEW YORK 318 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,874 AND HOW YOU MET HER MOTHER. - NO SHIT. 319 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,976 - YEAH, I MEAN, SHE SEEMS A LITTLE CONFUSED 320 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,210 ABOUT THE ISSUE OF WHETHER 321 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,179 YOU TWO ARE STILL TOGETHER OR NOT. 322 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,081 - [exhales] AREN'T WE ALL. 323 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,051 - OH, WELL, THAT'S A SHAME. 324 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,452 GOSH, I'D LOVE TO FIX YOU UP SOMETIME. 325 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,421 - UH, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT THAT'S A FOOL'S ERRAND. 326 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,323 - OH, REALLY? WHY IS THAT? 327 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,125 - WELL, IT'S MY PURGATORY, REALLY. 328 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,161 DINNER, DRINKS, WHATEVER. 329 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,395 NEVER REALLY ALL THAT INTERESTED, 330 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,098 BUT I FIND MYSELF TELLING HER HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS ANYWAY. 331 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,933 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE. 332 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,501 ALL WOMEN ARE, IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 333 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,570 YOU KNOW, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING ABOUT 334 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,305 EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU. 335 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,475 THERE'S A SMILE, A CURVE, A SECRET. 336 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,078 YOU LADIES REALLY ARE THE MOST AMAZING CREATURES. 337 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,947 MY LIFE'S WORK. 338 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,582 BUT THEN THERE'S THE MORNING AFTER. 339 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,084 THE HANGOVER, 340 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,952 AND THE REALIZATION THAT I'M NOT QUITE AS AVAILABLE 341 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,253 AS I THOUGHT I WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE. 342 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,090 AND THEN SHE'S GONE. 343 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,258 AND I'M HAUNTED BY YET ANOTHER ROAD NOT TAKEN. 344 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,595 - WOW. 345 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,030 I'M IMPRESSED. 346 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,099 YOU ACTUALLY DROPPED THE ACT FOR A MOMENT 347 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,333 AND SAID SOMETHING REAL. 348 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,534 - YES, I DO THAT SOMETIMES. 349 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,568 BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING. 350 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,736 YOU GOTTA STAY ON YOUR TOES. 351 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,272 I'M LIKE A BOXER THAT BOBS AND WEAVES LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI 352 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,607 OR JOE FRAZIER OR SUGAR RAY LEONARD. 353 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,011 BASICALLY, I'M JUST LISTING BOXERS YOU MIGHT HAVE-- 354 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,082 - OOPS. 355 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,484 I'M SORRY. 356 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,587 - THE PARTY'S DOWNSTAIRS, ISN'T IT? 357 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,359 - WOW. - WOW. 358 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,029 - I THINK YOU MIGHT BE SELLING YOURSELF A LITTLE SHORT. 359 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,998 WITH JUST THE TINIEST BIT OF EFFORT, 360 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:28,235 YOU COULD'VE HAD SOMEONE MUCH YOUNGER 361 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,237 AND MUCH HOTTER. 362 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,540 BUT BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, TEACH. 363 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,979 [piano quartet plays] 364 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,983 * 365 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,485 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU LOOK FLUSHED. 366 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,987 - WELL, MY VIRTUE WAS JUST ASSAILED. 367 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:50,157 IN A NOT ENTIRELY UNPLEASANT MANNER, BUT STILL. 368 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,092 LEAVING SO SOON? 369 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,226 - YEAH. 370 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,595 GIRL CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH HUMILIATION IN ONE NIGHT. 371 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,965 - OH, THE GENTLEMAN CALLER NEVER CALLED, HUH? 372 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,400 - NO, HE NEVER CALLED. AND HE NEVER TEXTED. 373 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,335 AND HE MADE AN ACTUAL PLAN TO MEET ME HERE. 374 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,104 AND, YOU KNOW, HE SEEMED REALLY INTO IT 375 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,338 ON THE FIRST TWO DATES. 376 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,207 AND THEN, HE JUST NEVER SHOWED. 377 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,576 WHAT--GO AHEAD AND EXPLAIN THAT TO ME, WOULD YOU? 378 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,178 TAKE A SHOT, YOU SAID YOU WOULD EXPLAIN IT 379 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,213 AND, AND WHY? 380 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,614 IT'S, LIKE, SO HARD TO MAKE A PHONE CALL? 381 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,949 - YOU SEEM TO FORGET THAT 382 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:19,386 I'M NOT THE MAN WHO STOOD YOU UP. 383 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,589 AH, HERE'S WHERE HE KEEPS THE GOOD STUFF. 384 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,991 - ME! 385 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,959 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ME HERE. 386 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:26,893 - OKAY. 387 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,296 I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONCE AND ONE TIME ONLY, 388 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,498 SO LISTEN CLOSELY, OKAY? 389 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,733 FUCK THE FIREMAN. 390 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,468 - IF I RECALL, THAT WAS THE SAME ADVICE 391 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,603 YOU GAVE ME EARLIER IN THE EVENING. 392 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,138 - TOTALLY DIFFERENT CONTEXT. 393 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,673 - SO THAT'S IT. JUST FUCK HIM. 394 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:41,674 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT. 395 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,977 I--I GOTTA BE TOTALLY LAID BACK ABOUT THIS. 396 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,278 I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BE PISSED OFF. 397 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,579 - NO, YOU GET TO BE, YOU GET TO BE PISSED OFF. 398 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,615 BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, 399 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,084 MAYBE IF YOU JUST RELAXED FOR--WHOA-- 400 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,486 HALF A SECOND, AND STOPPED LOOKING SO HARD 401 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,487 FOR THE APPROPRIATE LIFE MATE, 402 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,357 THEN YOU MIGHT WAKE UP ONE MORNING NEXT TO ONE. 403 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,193 - RIGHT. 'CAUSE IT'S JUST THAT EASY. 404 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,228 - I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS EASY, 405 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,729 BUT YOU'VE GOT A SERIOUS GAM UP IN THE MATTER. 406 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:06,333 - OH, YEAH. HOW, HOW SO? 407 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,169 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE SCARY SMART AND YOU'RE CRAZY BEAUTIFUL. 408 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,404 YOU'RE ALSO INCREDIBLY SEXUAL. 409 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,107 SO THERE. 410 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,775 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 411 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,244 I'M A TOTAL NERD. 412 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,711 - TRUE THAT, BUT YOU'RE A SEXY NERD. 413 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,613 YOU KNOW, SOME WOMEN, THEY JUST SHUT OFF 414 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,649 THAT PART OF THEMSELVES AND THEY EXPECT PRINCE CHARMING 415 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,052 TO COME ALONG AND PRY OPEN THEIR DUSTY OLD BEAVERS 416 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,686 WITH THE JAWS OF LIFE, OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. 417 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,421 NOT YOU. YOU'RE A GOOD TIMER. 418 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,789 - [laughs] - YEP. 419 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,058 - MM-HMM. 420 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,661 AND YOU'RE JUST SAYING THIS, RIGHT? 421 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,764 - WHICH-- WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 422 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,033 - WELL, YOU'RE SAYING ALL THIS INCREDIBLY WEIRD 423 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,535 BUT INCREDIBLY SWEET STUFF ABOUT ME AND-- 424 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:43,736 - AH. 425 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,105 - BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, RIGHT? 426 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,306 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN THE SITUATION WHEN 427 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,640 YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 428 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,111 - MM. YEAH. WHICH IS BAD, WHY? 429 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,579 - IT'S NOT NECESSARILY A BAD THING. 430 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,747 I JUST WONDER IF YOU MEAN ANYTHING 431 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,349 THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 432 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,484 - I DON'T JUST SAY SHIT. 433 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,286 I MEAN, I DO TALK A LOT OF SHIT, 434 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:03,590 BUT I GENERALLY MEAN WHAT I SAY AND I SAY WHAT I MEAN. 435 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,392 - MM-HMM. 436 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:09,262 SO YOU SEE ME AS A VIABLE CANDIDATE? 437 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,663 - DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'RE RUNNING FOR. 438 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,234 - DICK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 439 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,603 - LOOK, IF--IF MY LOVE LIFE WEREN'T AS COMPLICATED 440 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,339 AS SOMETHING THAT IS... 441 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,241 REALLY COMPLICATED THAT I CAN'T THINK OF RIGHT NOW, 442 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,443 I WOULD TOTALLY CHECK YOUR TEETH AND TAKE YOU OUT FOR A RIDE. 443 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,313 - GOD, I HATE YOU! 444 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,716 - WHAT, YOU'RE A STRANGE BIRD. WHY ARE YOU HATING ON ME? 445 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,185 - 'CAUSE I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA KISS ME JUST THEN. 446 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,522 OH. THAT IS WEIRD. THAT IS VERY WEIRD. 447 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,523 - WHY? 448 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,725 - 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING. 449 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,660 - REALLY? - WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 450 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,561 I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT MIGHT BE LIKE 451 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,663 TO GO DOWN ON YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. 452 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,797 IT'S KIND OF THE SAME THING, ISN'T IT? 453 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,267 - YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. 454 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,401 - * BOYS ARE BOYS 455 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,338 * AND GIRLS ARE JOYS 456 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:55,375 * TO YOU AND ME THEY'RE MORE THAN TOYS * 457 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,544 * GONNA FIND ONE, SHE WON'T BE LONELY * 458 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,779 * SHE'LL BE MINE, MINE AND MINE ONLY * 459 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:03,650 * AND WHEN I DO IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT * 460 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,851 * WEE-HOO 461 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,655 - DO YOU FEEL IT YET? 462 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,590 - NOPE. 463 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,125 IS THAT NORMAL? 464 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,460 - TOTALLY. 465 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,662 MUSHROOMS TAKE A WHILE TO HIT. 466 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:21,634 WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE? 467 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,170 SEXUALLY. 468 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,373 - LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. 469 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,807 MY FATHER WOULD BE THRILLED 470 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:32,179 BY MY LACK OF EXPERIENCE IN THE AREA. 471 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:35,648 - WHAT ABOUT BLOW JOBS? 472 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,650 - I TOUCHED ONE. 473 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,286 KIND OF FREAKED ME OUT HOW HARD IT GOT. 474 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,620 - HMM. 475 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,189 - YOU? 476 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,691 - A BUNCH OF TIMES. IT'S FUN. 477 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,261 - WEREN'T YOU SCARED? 478 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,263 - SURE. AT FIRST. 479 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,931 BUT THEN YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH POWER YOU HAVE 480 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,534 OVER GUYS, AND IT'S KIND OF EXCITING. 481 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,770 - I'M SURE I'D DO SOMETHING WRONG. 482 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,572 - IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT. 483 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,409 I MEAN, AS LONG AS YOU'RE CAREFUL WITH YOUR TEETH 484 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,811 AND YOU REMEMBER TO INCORPORATE THE BALLS, 485 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:05,945 YOU CAN'T FUCK IT UP TOO BAD. 486 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,181 ASK ANY GUY, HE'LL TELL YOU. 487 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,683 - OKAY. GOOD TO KNOW. 488 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,686 - DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET YOU LAID THIS YEAR. 489 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,755 - NO RUSH. 490 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,290 SOMETIMES I THINK I'D BE HAPPY 491 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,959 TO STAY A VIRGIN FOREVER. 492 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,761 SEEMS LIKE ONCE YOU GET LAID-- 493 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,931 - YOUR WHOLE LIFE BASICALLY TURNS TO SHIT. 494 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,799 I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. 495 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,235 COME ON, BECCA. YOU'RE SLIPPING. 496 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,802 I'VE DONE A LOT OF WORK TO GET YOU OUT OF 497 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,872 THAT GLOOMY FUCKIN' HEAD OF YOURS. 498 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,974 - THINK ABOUT IT. 499 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,244 IF MY MOTHER AND FATHER HADN'T BEEN SO QUICK 500 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,713 TO FUCK EACH OTHER, I WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 501 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,482 AND IF I WASN'T HERE RIGHT NOW, 502 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,916 I THINK THEY'D BE A LOT HAPPIER. 503 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,619 ESPECIALLY MY FATHER. 504 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,954 - THAT'S REALLY SHITTY 505 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,790 THAT HE MAKES YOU FEEL THAT WAY, BECCA. 506 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:55,728 - HE DOESN'T. IT'S ME. 507 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,764 [laughs] 508 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,899 I JUST SEE THINGS. 509 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,635 [laughs hysterically] 510 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,437 IS THIS IT? 511 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,705 [laughter continues] - YEP. 512 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:11,678 [both laughing] 513 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,980 - OH, WOW. 514 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,682 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 515 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,384 - NO, NOT THAT. - NO? 516 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,652 - NO. I'M SUCH A SLUT. 517 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,988 - IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. 518 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,591 - YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, GONNA LOSE RESPECT FOR ME NOW, ARE YOU? 519 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,660 - 8% AT THE MOST. - [giggles] 520 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,529 - HOLD ON. JUST HEARD SOMEBODY. 521 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,930 - SHIT. 522 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,832 NO--AH! - SHIT. 523 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,668 GO, GO. 524 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,438 - * WON'T YOU TREAT ME NICE 525 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:42,942 * HEY, MY PEACH, BLOW ON MY DICE * 526 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,545 * GONNA SWING ON MY SWING 527 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,613 AH. 528 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,481 * DON'T YOU DARE TREAT ME NICE * 529 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:51,318 * 'CAUSE I'M A CHILD FOR YOU 530 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:55,555 * BABY, I'M WILD FOR YOU 531 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,589 * AND-- 532 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,592 [cell phone plays disco tune] 533 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:03,963 * 534 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,865 - OKAY, YOU CAUGHT ME. - OH, JESUS! 535 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,634 - WATCH THAT STUFF. HERE, LET ME TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HANDS. 536 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,602 [talking at once] 537 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,704 - MOODY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. DON'T HANDLE ME. 538 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,640 PLEASE DON'T HANDLE ME. 539 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:14,874 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PRIVATE OFFICE? 540 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:15,775 - CAME IN HERE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 541 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,977 - THAT WAS-- THAT WAS YOUR CELL PHONE? 542 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,313 - YEAH. I LIKE ME A '70s GROOVE. 543 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,981 WHAT ABOUT THAT DITTY YOU WERE SINGING 544 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,316 WHEN YOU CAME IN HERE? 545 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,818 MAY I INQUIRE ABOUT THAT? 546 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,019 - THAT WAS AN OBSCURE CLASSIC. 547 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,721 - WAS IT? - YEAH, YEAH. 548 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,558 - IS IT, UH, SOME DITTY OF YOUR OWN INVENTION, PERHAPS? 549 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,060 - NO, IT'S RIGHT OUT OF THE GREAT AMERICAN SONGBOOK, 550 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,194 FOR YOUR INFORMATION. 551 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,262 IF YOU HAD A LITTLE MORE CULTURE, YOU'D UNDERSTAND THAT. 552 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,598 - MAYBE SOMETHING YOU WOULD HAVE SUNG A CAPELLA 553 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,400 WITH THE WHIFF N' POOFS? 554 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,102 GAY MAN'S HEALTH CHOIR, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 555 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,372 - HEY, YOU TWO. PARTY'S IN THERE. 556 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,873 - AH. YEAH. 557 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,074 - YOU'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF MY LOWLAND MALT. 558 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,208 - I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT 559 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,344 BUT I WOULD LIKE SOME PRIVACY TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 560 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,445 - NO. - NO? 561 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,481 - NO. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO? 562 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,648 THAT'S NOT VERY POLITE. 563 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,618 - WELL, MY HOUSE, MY RULES. 564 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,990 - WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HIM? 565 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,458 - IS THERE ANOTHER WAY IN HERE? 566 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,793 - WHY DO YOU WANT MORE PRIVACY? 567 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,728 - WELL, I JUST-- - LISTEN, HANK. 568 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,664 ABOUT EARLIER, CAN WE JUST FORGET WHAT HAPPENED? 569 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:15,001 - OH, WELL, WE NEEDN'T EVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN. 570 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,036 BUT ONE DOES NOT VERY EASILY FORGET THE KISS 571 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,838 OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 572 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,007 THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID IT. I MEANT IT. 573 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,075 I'M HERE TO REPRESENT IT. 574 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:27,113 I GOTTA RUN 'CAUSE THAT CHEESE IS WORKING ON ME. 575 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:30,917 [elevator dings] 576 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,655 - AH. 577 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,989 MM. 578 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,859 [chuckles] - OH, HI. 579 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,462 I WAS LOOKING FOR CHARLIE. 580 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,496 - HE'S GONE HOME FOR THE DAY. 581 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,032 - OH. YOU MUST BE SUE. 582 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,568 - YES. SUE COLLINI. 583 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,603 - MARCY, THE EX. 584 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,872 - AH. - HE'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 585 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:56,709 - OH. 586 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:59,446 - OKAY, WELL, IF YOU JUST TELL HIM 587 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,647 THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM, 588 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,415 I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM THIS BOTTLE OF-- 589 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,550 - [coughs] 590 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,753 - [coughs] 591 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,722 SMOKER'S COUGH. LOVE THOSE MORE MENTHOLS. 592 00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:13,626 - CHARLIE. 593 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:14,994 CHARLIE RUNKLE. 594 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,663 - YES. 595 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,830 - ARE YOU INSIDE THAT WOMAN? 596 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,098 - I CAN EXPLAIN. 597 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,534 - OH, JESUS CHRIST. - MARCY. 598 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,169 - MARCY, IT-- 599 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,705 - IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, SUE. 600 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,541 - MARCY, MARCY, DON'T GO. MARCY. 601 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,743 - OH, GOD, OKAY. 602 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:34,481 LET'S JUST KEEP MY ASS CLOSER TO THE GROUND, PLEASE. 603 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,683 - THERE YOU GO. - OKAY. 604 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:40,119 REMIND ME TO NEVER TAKE YOUR ADVICE AGAIN. 605 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,021 - YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN THE SUBURBS 606 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,523 WITH THAT HOUSE 607 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,858 WITH THE ATTACHED GARAGE OF YOUR DREAMS. 608 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,827 - [chuckles] 609 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,228 - WOULD YOU LIKE A SMOKE? 610 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,230 - NO, I'VE BROKEN QUITE ENOUGH RULES 611 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,500 FOR ONE NIGHT, THANK YOU. 612 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,867 - SPEAKING OF WHICH, UH, 613 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:58,471 PROBABLY WASN'T COOL OF ME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU 614 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,607 IN YOUR MOMENT OF WEAKNESS. 615 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,508 - NO, IT WASN'T. 616 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,477 BUT IN FAIRNESS, UH, ALL OF MY MOMENTS 617 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:05,978 ARE MOMENTS OF WEAKNESS NOW. 618 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,246 - MM. 619 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:11,918 - SO WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME ANYWAY? 620 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,120 - WELL, NOW THAT I'VE HAD AN UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL VIEW, 621 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:17,924 I WOULD HAVE TO SAY NOTHING. 622 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,258 - OH, COME ON, THAT OLD CHESTNUT? 623 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,827 - MM? 624 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:23,930 - IT'S NOT ME, I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND THE RIGHT GUY? 625 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,765 OH, MY GOD. - WHAT? 626 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,734 - SHIT, HE'S HERE. - HIM WHO? 627 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:28,801 - THE FIRE DUDE. 628 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,137 - WOW, THE BALLS ON THAT GUY, THREE HOURS LATE. 629 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,139 THEN AGAIN, YOU JUST HAD ANOTHER DUDE INSIDE YOU 630 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,507 TEN MINUTES AGO. 631 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,208 - JILL. - HEY, ROSS. 632 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:38,845 - HEY. - YOU MADE IT. 633 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,613 - YEAH, YOU MUST REALLY HATE ME RIGHT NOW. 634 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,248 - SHE DOES. 635 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:45,518 - UM, YEAH. THAT'S NOT A LIE. 636 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,019 I, UM-- [clears throat] 637 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,154 THIS IS-- 638 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,290 - UH, THIS IS DR. HENRY MOODY. I'M HER THESIS ADVISOR. 639 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,792 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 640 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,226 I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK THAT JILL MADE YOU UP, 641 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,295 THAT YOU WERE A FIGMENT OF HER IMAGINATION. 642 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,698 - WELL, I'M HOPING YOU'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE 643 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,967 TO EXPLAIN, YOU KNOW, UNLESS I'M TOO LATE. 644 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,803 MAYBE I'VE-- MAYBE I MISSED MY CHANCE. 645 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,271 - WELL, NORMALLY SHE'S A REAL STICKLER 646 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:06,873 FOR VERITIES AND BALDERDASH, 647 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,641 BUT IF YOU WERE OUT SAVING LIVES, 648 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,142 I THINK AN EXCEPTION CAN BE MADE 649 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,945 FOR A REAL LIFE FIRE DUDE. DON'T YOU THINK? 650 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,014 WHAT WERE YOU JUST SAYING, YOU WANT ANOTHER FUCKING DRINK? 651 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,949 - YES. - JUST NOW. YOU WERE, RIGHT? 652 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:19,886 - I WAS. I--I NEED ANOTHER FUCKING DRINK. 653 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,021 - YEAH. AND SPRING FOR THE GOOD STUFF. 654 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,290 GET THE TOP SHELF. DON'T BE CHEAP. 655 00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:25,892 - SEE YOU IN CLASS, PROFESSOR. 656 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,695 - MM-HMM. 657 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,029 - [giggling] 658 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,163 THERE'S MY DAD. 659 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,766 - HEY. WHAT HAVE YOU TWO BEEN UP TO? 660 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,301 LATE NIGHT SWIM, MIDNIGHT TENNIS MATCH? 661 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:39,005 - WE, UM, JUST WALKED DOWN TO CAMPUS TO GET SOME PIZZA. 662 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,107 - PIZZA? 663 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:44,977 - YES, PIZZA. - HMM. 664 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,879 COME CLOSER. - WHY? 665 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:49,882 - I WANT TO SMELL YOU. 666 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:55,287 [sniffing] 667 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,990 YOU SMELL LIKE PIZZA. 668 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,760 - BE CAREFUL, DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. 669 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:02,261 I FEEL A BURP COMING ON. 670 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:05,064 - YOU WOULDN'T. - I WOULD. 671 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:08,234 AND REMEMBER, SOMETIMES BURPS SMELL WORSE THAN FARTS. 672 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:09,702 - IS THAT A THREAT? 673 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,203 - YOU GUYS ARE SO GROSS. 674 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,005 - WHAT, THERE'S NO BODILY FUNCTIONS AT THE DEANERY? 675 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,340 JUST CATERED AFFAIRS? 676 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,943 - [laughs] 677 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:20,179 HEY, DAD, DON'T PICK ME UP TILL NOON TOMORROW, OKAY? 678 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,881 - OKAY, SWEETIE. 679 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:26,719 - [laughs] 680 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:30,089 - VERY CHEERFUL. VERY CHEERFUL. 681 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,725 - * SHADOWS ARE FALLING 682 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:36,896 - ONE NIGHT, FELIX. THAT'S IT. ALL RIGHT? 683 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,898 - UNDERSTOOD. 684 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,166 - I JUST, I CAN'T GO BACK THERE TONIGHT. 685 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:43,102 I CAN'T FACE HER. NOT AFTER THIS HUMILIATION. 686 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:44,804 - REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THIS HUMILIATION 687 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,906 IS DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHERS. 688 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,642 I'M GONNA NEED SOME EGGS BENEDICT TOMORROW, BLUE MAN. 689 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:50,476 - THAT I CAN DO. 690 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,712 WHAT I CANNOT DO IS RESIST THE ALLURE 691 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,681 OF A POWERFUL WOMAN. 692 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:57,817 - SO WE'RE 100% SURE SHE'S 100% WOMAN, RIGHT? 693 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:00,987 THE BALLS OF STEEL THING IS JUST METAPHORICAL? 694 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:04,423 - YOU KNOW WHAT DID THE TRICK, HANK? 695 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,126 WHAT SET ME OVER THE EDGE AFTER WEEKS OF RESISTING, 696 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:09,696 ONE TINY LITTLE COMPLIMENT ABOUT MY AGENTING. 697 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,097 THAT'S IT. 698 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,298 THAT'S ALL IT TAKES TO MAKE A MAN COME ACROSS. 699 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,767 WE ARE NOT COMPLICATED CREATURES. 700 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,368 - DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 701 00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:19,271 YOU WERE SEXUALLY HARASSED TONIGHT. 702 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,207 AS WAS I. 703 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,043 NO MAN CAN WITHSTAND THAT KIND OF PRESSURE. 704 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,177 - YEAH, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHERE I'D BE 705 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,378 IF I'D BEEN JUST A TINY BIT STRONGER? 706 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:29,181 BACK IN THE PROMISED LAND. 707 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:30,282 THE WHOLE PACKAGE, MAN. 708 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,184 MY OWN HOUSE, MY OWN BED, 709 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,688 MY OWN WIFE. 710 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,457 - NEXT YEAR, MY HEBREW FRIEND. 711 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,893 NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM. 712 00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:44,330 - * IT'S NOT DARK YET 713 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,965 * BUT IT'S GETTING THERE 714 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:53,973 * 715 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:12,258 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com