1 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,809 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,112 - OH, HI. - PLEASE STAY. 3 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,546 WE NEED TO GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER. 4 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,248 I MEAN, OUR PATHS ARE GONNA BE CROSSING. 5 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:16,517 - WOW, THIS IS SO GREAT. 6 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:20,521 - HE WOULD PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS TO SLEEP WITH YOU? 7 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:24,258 - WELL, CONSIDER THIS A SIGNING BONUS, 10% UP FRONT. 8 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,459 - THIS KIND OF CASH COULD GET US 9 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,528 OUT OF ALL OF OUR IMMEDIATE DEBT. 10 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:28,829 - I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT BECCA. 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,464 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT LEVON? 12 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:31,665 - WHEN IS SHE GETTING BACK? - IN A FEW WEEKS. 13 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,401 - IN A FEW WEEKS, THEN. - YOU GUYS 14 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,568 AREN'T TOGETHER, RIGHT? - WHOA. 15 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:36,137 - YOU KNOW, I ASKED HIM ABOUT JULIA. 16 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,571 HE SAID HE WASN'T INVOLVED WITH HER. 17 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,340 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HE WAS INSIDE OF HER, SO... 18 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,409 - WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU GUYS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER? 19 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,277 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE. 20 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,445 IT'S LIKE THE WORLD'S FUCKING GREATEST LOVE STORY. 21 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,080 - HANK, I LOVE YOU, 22 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:48,082 BUT I CAN'T BE WITH YOU. 23 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,686 - * COME ON, PUT 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP * 24 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,688 * COME ON, PUT 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP * 25 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,558 [tires screech on TV] 26 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,293 * PUT YOUR HANDS UP, COME ON * 27 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:02,296 - KILLING BAD GUYS IS MY BUSINESS, 28 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:05,299 AND BUSINESS IS [bleep] CRACKING. 29 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,201 [gunshot] 30 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,570 - * PUT YOUR HANDS UP 31 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,340 * EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY * 32 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:14,475 [TV turns off] 33 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:21,349 - OH. - OH. 34 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:22,883 - OH. 35 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,852 HOW WAS IT? - [sighs] 36 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:27,321 - IT WASN'T VERY GOOD, WAS IT? 37 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:28,789 - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, MOM? 38 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,125 IT SUCKED. HARD. 39 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:32,626 I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN WORK FOR THAT SHOW. 40 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,595 I DESERVE WAY BETTER. - [sighs] 41 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,730 - I HOPE YOUR EPISODE'S BETTER THAN THAT FUCKING ATROCITY. 42 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,333 - CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING. 43 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,135 - WHATEVER. 44 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:44,338 GOING TO BED. - GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY. 45 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:45,406 - LOVE YOU. - NIGHT. 46 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,375 LOVE YOU. 47 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,218 [door closes] 48 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,652 - HI. [giggles] 49 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:00,354 - HI. 50 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,256 - WE HAVEN'T BEEN ALONE TOGETHER IN A LONG TIME. 51 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,492 - WHICH EXPLAINS WHY MY WIENER 52 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,160 FEELS SO WEIRD RIGHT NOW. 53 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,429 - MM. 54 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,464 MMM. 55 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:25,246 - MOM. [record scratches] 56 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,647 - WHAT, HONEY? 57 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,517 - IS IT COOL IF I... 58 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,785 - WHAT? - [mumbles] 59 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,954 - WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING? - I DON'T KNOW. 60 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,790 - CAN I SLEEP IN THE ANNEX? - OH. 61 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,827 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ANNEX? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HOLDING? 62 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:42,663 - THIS IS MY LOVEY. IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE BLANKET. 63 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,598 I'VE HAD IT SINCE I WAS A LITTLE FUCKING BABY. 64 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:45,933 - MM. 65 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,601 - WELL, IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU NEED TO. 66 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:50,404 - I DO, I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE, 67 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,806 OUR FUTURE, ALL OF US. - WHY? 68 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,575 - SHOW'S GONNA GET CANCELED, DUDE, 69 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:57,311 SOONER RATHER THAN LATER, AND THEN WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 70 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:58,879 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU JUST STICK A PIN IN THAT 71 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,482 AND GO OFF TO THE ANNEX AND GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 72 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,218 - OKAY. 73 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,220 - WHOA, THI--THIS IS THE ANNEX RIGHT HERE? 74 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,622 - MM-HMM. 75 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:11,825 - WHAT THE FUCK? YOU STILL BREAST-FEEDING TOO? 76 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,627 - I WISH. 77 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:16,764 THANKS, MOM. GOOD NIGHT. 78 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:20,301 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 79 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,702 - GOOD NIGHT. 80 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,705 [upbeat music] 81 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:32,680 * 82 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:07,781 [upbeat rock music] 83 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:15,789 * 84 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,294 - GATHER ROUND, PEOPLE. 85 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:23,531 GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. 86 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,904 YEAH, SO WE'RE CANCELED. - NO! 87 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:34,041 - ONE AND OUT. HOLY SHIT. 88 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,043 SORRY, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? 89 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,311 I GOTTA GO CALL GERSH. 90 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:40,047 [indistinct chatter] 91 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,649 - TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, WE'VE BEEN ASKED 92 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,084 TO SHUT DOWN PRODUCTION AND GO ON HIATUS. 93 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,787 - I MEAN, A HIATUS SOUNDS GOOD, YOU KNOW? 94 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,456 I MEAN, I COULD USE A BREAK FROM THIS FUCKING GRIND. 95 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,990 - OH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NICE, LONG BREAK, 96 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,661 ALL RIGHT, HASHTAG? 97 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,429 LOOK. 98 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:56,830 WE THREW A PARTY. NOBODY SHOWED UP. 99 00:04:56,864 --> 00:05:00,000 IT HAPPENS. 100 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,436 IT'S BEEN A BLAST. 101 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,071 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS HASN'T BEEN A BLAST. 102 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,739 THIS HAS BEEN A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS, 103 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:09,810 THANKFULLY A RELATIVELY SHORT PAIN IN THE ASS. 104 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,445 LEARN FROM THIS, PEOPLE, OKAY? 105 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,681 TAKE IT WITH YOU TO THE NEXT JOB, 106 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:16,417 AND APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE WHILE YOU HAVE IT, 107 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,353 BECAUSE USUALLY, IT ENDS JUST LIKE THIS. 108 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:21,589 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, ARE-- 109 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,957 AREN'T WE GONNA FIGHT THIS SHIT? 110 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,893 - NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA FIGHT THIS SHIT, LEVON. 111 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,095 - THEY CAN'T JUST CANCEL OUR SHOW AFTER ONE FUCKING EPISODE. 112 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,498 - YO, THIS TUBBY MOTHERFUCKER IS SPEAKING THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW. 113 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,433 - AMERICA VOTED, HASHTAG. 114 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:33,634 THEY DON'T LIKE YOUR SHIT. 115 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,436 - [sighs] 116 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:36,837 THAT REALLY FUCKING HURTS MY FEELINGS, RATH. 117 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,105 - OH, COME ON, MAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 118 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,573 HASHTAG, YOU'LL LIVE TO BUTCHER 119 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,008 SOMEONE ELSE'S DIALOGUE ANOTHER DAY. 120 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,477 THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS BUSINESS OF SHOW-- 121 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,447 HOW MANY CHANCES WE GET TO FUCK IT UP ALL OVER AGAIN. 122 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,749 - UH...MANY. 123 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:53,621 - ALL RIGHT, I WILL BE IN MY OFFICE DRINKING 124 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:56,857 IF ANYONE WANTS TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 125 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,760 [indistinct chatter] 126 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,664 - I UNDERSTAND. 127 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,467 I'M SORRY, HANK. 128 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,936 - WHAT'S WRONG? 129 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,038 - [sighs] 130 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,807 SANTA MONICA COP GOT CANCELED. 131 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,142 - LOVELY. 132 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,010 THERE GOES THAT PATHETIC FUCKING TRICKLE 133 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,145 OF A REVENUE STREAM. 134 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,880 - I AM SURE I CAN GET HANK 135 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,014 ON ANOTHER SHOW. 136 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,817 - OH, GOD, CHARLIE. 137 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,754 I HAVE TO FUCK STU. 138 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,422 - [cries] 139 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,624 - I KNOW IT'S UPSETTING, BABY. 140 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,960 - [cries] 141 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,695 I'M CRYING BECAUSE I KNOW 142 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,498 YOU HAVE TO FUCK STU. 143 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,166 I'M CRYING BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PROVIDE 144 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,934 FOR YOU AND OUR SON. 145 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:43,971 I'M CRYING BECAUSE OUR LIFE IS SO FUCKING PATHETIC 146 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,939 RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS THE ONLY OPTION. 147 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,041 - SO NOW, IT'S MY TURN TO PROVIDE. 148 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,644 BIG FUCKING DEAL. 149 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,046 I JUST HAVE TO GO OUT AND SCHTUP MY EX, 150 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,515 SO WE CAN MAKE THE RENT. 151 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:55,949 - [cries] 152 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:59,553 - THERE'S WORSE THINGS... I GUESS. 153 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,523 - I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF! 154 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,558 - DON'T KILL YOURSELF, BABY. 155 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,093 DON'T YOU THINK OUR SON HAS ENOUGH SHIT 156 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,795 TO DEAL WITH ABOUT HIS OLD MAN, 157 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,531 YOU'RE GONNA THROW IN PATERNAL SUICIDE TOO? 158 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,800 - THAT'S TRUE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 159 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,702 WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 160 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,003 I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN STAY HERE 161 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,605 KNOWING YOU'RE OUT THERE FUCKING STU 162 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,973 WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF. 163 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,075 - I HAVE AN IDEA. 164 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,944 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT? - NO, I'M GONNA DO IT. 165 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,746 I'M GONNA DO IT, 166 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:29,917 BUT I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO. 167 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,854 - FUCK STU? 168 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,757 - NO, YOU IDIOT. FUCK SOMEONE ELSE. 169 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,692 IF YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE UNPLEASANTNESS 170 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:39,893 OF ME FUCKING STU, 171 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:43,831 I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT... 172 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,500 YOU SHOULD GET TO FUCK SOMEBODY ELSE TOO. 173 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,268 - REALLY? 174 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,269 - YES. 175 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,172 - I'M INTRIGUED. 176 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,541 CONTINUE, PLEASE. 177 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,579 - JUST ONCE, 178 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,113 AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT. 179 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,615 I'M SERIOUS. 180 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:05,853 YOU KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF. 181 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:10,290 - I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 182 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,726 I'M INCREDIBLY HARD RIGHT NOW. 183 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,628 - REALLY? 184 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,163 THAT'S FUNNY 185 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:20,868 BECAUSE I'M INCREDIBLY WET RIGHT NOW. 186 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,069 - ARE WE SICK PEOPLE? 187 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:26,139 - I THINK THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 188 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,041 SHOULD WE BONE? 189 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,911 - I THINK THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 190 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,013 - GOTTA MOVE FAST-- I LITERALLY HAVE TEN MINUTES 191 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,648 BEFORE I HAVE TO PICK UP STUART 192 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:37,184 AND GET HIM TO SPEECH THERAPY. 193 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,821 - [groans] 194 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,892 [playing upbeat tune] 195 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,760 - HEY. 196 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,262 - MAY I? - I INSIST. 197 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,770 - YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GIVING UP 198 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,038 ALL THIS TELEVISION WRITING HOO-HA 199 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,640 AND GETTING BACK TO YOUR MUSIC? 200 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,108 - [chuckles] 201 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,776 FUCK THAT, THIS IS THE ONLY THING I HAVE 202 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,112 THAT'S ACTUALLY PURE. 203 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,179 YOU KNOW, THE SECOND YOU TRY 204 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,247 AND GET SERIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING, 205 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,716 IT LOSES ALL ITS MAGIC. 206 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:12,052 - WORD TO YOUR MOTHER. - MM-HMM. 207 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,321 - WHAT'S NEXT? 208 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:15,723 - I HAVE A DEAL WITH THE STUDIO. 209 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,190 THEY'LL ASK ME TO STEP IN AND SAVE 210 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,193 SOME OTHER FUCKING DISASTER 211 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,095 OR--OR WRITE ANOTHER PILOT. 212 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,331 SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT YEAR, YOU KNOW. 213 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,333 GOTTA KEEP THE POOL HEATED, RIGHT? 214 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,068 - SO MY SON CAN DEFILE IT SOME MORE? 215 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,970 - [laughs] YEAH. 216 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:33,206 THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHAT'S NEXT FOR HANK MOODY? 217 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,808 - FUCK IF I KNOW, MAN. 218 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,209 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GO 219 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,746 WORK ON ANOTHER SHOW. 220 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:39,947 - YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? 221 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,248 - NO, YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. 222 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:44,084 IT'S JUST A WASTE OF WHAT YOU HAVE. 223 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,753 I THINK YOU SHOULD WRITE A SHOW OF YOUR OWN. 224 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,355 - WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT I-- 225 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,990 I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D WRITE ABOUT. 226 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,260 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT COPS OR LAWYERS OR DOCTORS. 227 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,962 - NO, NO, NO, NO, FUCK THAT SHIT. 228 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:58,231 WRITE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO KNOW. WRITE ABOUT YOU. 229 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,634 WRITE ABOUT YOUR FUCKED-UP FRIENDS. 230 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,971 WRITE ABOUT YOUR KIDS, THE ONES YOU KNOW ABOUT. 231 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,839 WRITE ABOUT KAREN. - AND JULIA. 232 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,374 - WRITE ABOUT JULIA. 233 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,743 JUST LEAVE A LITTLE ROOM IN THERE 234 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,111 FOR SOMEONE TO SWOOP IN AND STEAL HER AWAY. 235 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,245 - AH. 236 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,015 - JUST A LITTLE. - [chuckles] 237 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,887 - THINK ABOUT IT. 238 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,321 - I WILL. 239 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,324 [Cheap Trick's Surrender] 240 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:32,299 * 241 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:40,140 - * MOTHER TOLD ME, YES, SHE TOLD ME * 242 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,010 * I'D MEET GIRLS LIKE YOU * 243 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,312 * SHE ALSO TOLD ME 244 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,448 * "STAY AWAY, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW * 245 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,283 * WHAT YOU'LL CATCH" 246 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,920 * JUST THE OTHER DAY 247 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:57,357 * I HEARD A SOLDIER'S FALLING OFF * 248 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,293 * SOME INDONESIAN JUNK 249 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,029 * THAT'S GOING ROUND 250 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,031 - HEY, PRETTY LADY. 251 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,900 - HEY THERE, SAILOR. 252 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,369 - CHARLIE. - LISA. 253 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,971 [clears throat] 254 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,242 WHAT'S THE MATTER, CHARLIE? YOU SEEM A LITTLE NERVOUS. 255 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,911 - I AM, I AM, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS, YEAH, 256 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,312 MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD BE. 257 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,848 - AW, WHAT'S THERE TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT? 258 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,115 YOU'RE JUST A GUY TALKING TO A GIRL. 259 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,818 - I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. YEAH. 260 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,787 CAN I--CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? - SURE. 261 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,355 I LIKE DRINKS. - KRULL? 262 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,824 [knocks on bar] WHATEVER THE LADY WOULD LIKE. 263 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,094 - THE LADY WANTS A JAGER SHOT. 264 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,097 - UH, SAME FOR THE GENTLEMAN, I GUESS. 265 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,002 - * FATHER SAYS, "YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT * 266 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:46,840 * SHE'S REALLY UP ON THINGS" * 267 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,809 - MMM. [sniffs] 268 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,244 - * MOMMY SERVED IN THE WACs IN THE PHILIPPINES * 269 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,480 - MMM. - [grunts] 270 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:58,318 - MMM. - [gags] 271 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,357 - MARRIED? - [sighs] 272 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:08,261 THIS OLD THING. [both laugh] 273 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,964 YEAH, WE HAVE KIND OF AN ARRANGEMENT, YEAH. 274 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,000 - THAT'S COOL. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 275 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:16,536 - RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON. 276 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,538 - SO WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 277 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,976 - OH, UH, A LIAISON, PERHAPS? 278 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,978 - OH, LIAISON. 279 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,447 - I KNOW A CHEAP LITTLE MOTEL CLOSE BY. 280 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,784 - REALLY? WHAT WOULD YOU DO? - DO? 281 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,786 - TO ME IN A CHEAP HOTEL? - OH, OH. 282 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,188 TO YOU, WELL, YOU KNOW, FIRST, I WOULD KISS YOU. 283 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,524 - NO KISSING. NOT HOT, NOT FOR A LIAISON. 284 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,559 - NO KISSING. OKAY. 285 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,864 I-I WOULD-- I WOULD FONDLE YOUR BOOBS-- 286 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,265 - [sighs] - RIGHT? 287 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,567 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW-- AND THEN, I WOULD MAYBE-- 288 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,803 MAYBE GET A SENSE OF YOUR ASS, YOU KNOW? 289 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:53,473 AND THEN, I SUPPOSE MY PENIS WOULD MAKE AN APPEARANCE. 290 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,142 TA-DA. [both laugh] 291 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,810 YEAH? I WOULD PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. 292 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,278 AND THEN I MIGHT TAKE IT OUT AGAIN. 293 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,047 MAYBE I WOULD SLAP YOU ON THE FOREHEAD WITH IT, 294 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,149 JUST A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW, JUST FOR FUN. 295 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,416 JUST FOR FUN. - WOW. 296 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,885 YOU'RE A DIRTY LITTLE BIRDIE, CHARLIE. 297 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,153 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA, LISA. 298 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,922 - REALLY? WHAT ELSE? I LIKE THIS GAME. 299 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,891 - OKAY, I WOULD PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS. 300 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,292 I WOULD TEAR OFF YOUR PANTIES AND STUFF 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH. 301 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,961 - NICE. 302 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,428 - I WOULD WRAP THE PHONE CORD AROUND YOUR NECK. 303 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,964 NOT TOO HARD, OF COURSE. - OH, OF COURSE. 304 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,199 - I WOULD LIKE TO, YOU KNOW-- - ROUGH IS FUN. 305 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:23,170 - HOLY SHIT. [both laugh] 306 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,906 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU MAY JUST BE MY SEXUAL SOUL MATE. 307 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,240 - OH, THAT'S SWEET. 308 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,109 - AND THEN, I WOULD TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND. 309 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,311 I WOULD FUCKING-- OH, NO, NO, NO, SCRATCH THAT. 310 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,579 NOT FROM BEHIND, NO, BECAUSE THAT'S-- 311 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:33,580 YOU KNOW, IT GETS ME GOING TOO MUCH. 312 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,315 IT'S TOO GOOD. 313 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,583 YEAH, IT'S LIKE TWO SECONDS, AND I'D BE DONE. 314 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,318 - OH, NO, WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT. 315 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,586 - NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 316 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,922 ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE SOMETHING FOR YOU 317 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,124 THAT I LIKE TO CALL "LA RUNKLE." 318 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,392 COME HERE, COME HERE, STAND UP. 319 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,994 LOOK AT THIS. - OKAY. 320 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,496 - I FIND THAT IF I MOVE IN LITTLE CIRCLES, 321 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,332 IT KEEPS ME IN THE GAME FAR LONGER, FAR LONGER. 322 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,935 THIS SIMPLE CHANGE FROM THIS TO THAT, 323 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:58,972 AND IT MAKES ME LAST A LITTLE BIT LONGER. 324 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,241 - [chuckles] - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 325 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,377 - I BEG YOUR PARDON? 326 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,482 - MM. [snickers] 327 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,518 WHO'S THE CLOWN? - OH. 328 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,886 THIS IS CHARLIE. 329 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,155 CHARLIE, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND MACK. 330 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,657 UM, CHARLIE WAS JUST DESCRIBING WHAT HE'D LIKE TO DO TO ME 331 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,993 IN A CHEAP MOTEL. 332 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,661 - OH, YEAH? 333 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,397 WANNA KNOW WHAT I'D DO TO YOU IN A CHEAP MOTEL, CHARLIE? 334 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,432 OR EVEN IN A BAR? 335 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,568 - [grunts] - [chuckles] 336 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,304 - COME ON, DIRTY GIRL. LET'S GET NAKED. 337 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,573 - * BUT DON'T GIVE YOURSELF AWAY * 338 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:37,044 * SURRENDER, SURRENDER 339 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,246 * BUT DON'T GIVE YOURSELF AWAY * 340 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,914 - WHAT'S UP, HARPO? - YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? 341 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,315 YOU GOT A GREAT FUCKING BODY, SERIOUSLY. 342 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,450 - THANKS? 343 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,985 - YEAH, I WISH THE APPLE FELL 344 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,553 A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE BUSH ON THAT ONE. 345 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,654 - THAT'S NOT-- - HOW DO I-- 346 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,990 HOW DO I GET ABS LIKE THAT? 347 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,558 - I WOULD START BY LAYING OFF THE FUCKING PIZZA. 348 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,393 - YEAH, LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 349 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,661 THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, DAD. 350 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,529 I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA AND MOVIE NIGHT. 351 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,698 JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED, YOU KNOW? 352 00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,699 SO WHAT IF I'M UNEMPLOYED NOW? 353 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,534 - WELL, I TALKED TO RATH, 354 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,603 AND HE'S GONNA LET YOU STAY ON FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN. 355 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,138 - YEAH, BUT THEN WHAT? 356 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,573 - THEN YOU GO OUT, AND YOU GET ANOTHER JOB. 357 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,075 - YEAH, BUT HOW AM I JUST GONNA LUCK 358 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,576 INTO ANOTHER JOB LIKE I DID WITH THIS ONE? 359 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,478 - WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T LUCK INTO ANOTHER JOB. 360 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,347 MAYBE YOU ACTUALLY GO OUT AND YOU FIND ONE. 361 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:18,285 - MM, YEAH, THAT'S--THAT'S NEVER REALLY WORKED FOR ME. 362 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,686 - I'M GONNA THROW SOME CLOTHES ON. 363 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:23,023 - HURRY UP, DUDE. PIZZA'S GONNA GET COLD. 364 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,391 [sighs] 365 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,229 FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. 366 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,101 [doorbell rings] 367 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,168 MOM? THANK GOD. 368 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:38,205 YOU GOTTA HELP ME. 369 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,576 OH, MY GOD. HI. 370 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,445 - HI. - YOU'RE--YOU'RE BECCA. 371 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,982 - YES, I AM. AND YOU ARE... 372 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,750 - LEVON. I'M--I'M LEVON. HI! 373 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,321 - NICE TO MEET YOU, LEVON. 374 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,056 - YOU SAID MY NAME RIGHT. 375 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,758 - IS THAT UNUSUAL? - YEAH. 376 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,528 I'M SORRY, DID YOU-- DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 377 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,729 - NO. 378 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,264 - YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME? SHIT. 379 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,466 - I'M LOOKING FOR MY FATHER. 380 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,236 - YEAH, HE'S-- HE'S GETTING DRESSED. 381 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,503 - WHERE'S CHARLIE AND MARCY? 382 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,539 - I DON'T KNOW. THEY'RE WEIRD. 383 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,207 - YEAH, THEY ARE. 384 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,476 - YOU'RE A LOT HOTTER THAN YOUR PICTURES. 385 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,777 - THANKS? 386 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,014 - UM, I'M SORRY. THAT'S WEIRD. 387 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,350 BUT YOUR MOM'S TOTALLY HOT, MAKES SENSE. 388 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,018 - YOU KNOW MY MOM? - YEAH, SHE'S COOL. 389 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,353 SUPER MILFY. WHERE IS SHE? 390 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,620 - PARKING THE CAR. 391 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,256 SO HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FATHER? 392 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:33,060 - LET'S GET THIS PIZZA-MOVIE NIGHT STARTED. 393 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,629 [chuckles] - [laughs] 394 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,697 - SWEETIE. 395 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,033 OH. [groans] 396 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,668 [grunts] 397 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,170 - [laughs] 398 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,705 - OH. 399 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,240 [laughs] 400 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:51,511 - SO I MET YOUR STRANGE LITTLE FRIEND. 401 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,180 - YEAH. 402 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,115 ABOUT MY STRANGE LITTLE FRIEND... 403 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,516 - WILL YOU JUST TELL HER ALREADY? 404 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,585 THE SUSPENSE IS FUCKING KILLING ME HERE, DUDE. 405 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,653 - TELL ME WHAT? 406 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,189 - I-I HAVE SOME NEWS. 407 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,690 - YEAH, ME TOO. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 408 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,325 - GREAT, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST? 409 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,394 - NO, YOU FIRST, DUDE. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 410 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,795 I WANNA GIVE HER A FUCKING HUG ALREADY. 411 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,563 [groans] 412 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,266 - WHY? 413 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,734 - CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU? 414 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:20,140 YOU'RE EMBARRASSED OF ME. I FUCKING KNEW IT. 415 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,541 - I WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT 416 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,576 OVER THE PHONE. 417 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,278 - HEY, I GOT THREE BOTTLES. I HOPE IT'S ENOUGH. 418 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,480 I KNOW YOU LIKE TO DRINK. 419 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,850 HOLY SHIT. IS THIS BECCA? 420 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,852 HOLY SHIT. OH, MY GOSH. 421 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,322 IT'S SO GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 422 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,556 OH. - WHO ARE YOU? 423 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,458 - I'M JULIA, LEVON'S MOM. 424 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,628 ARE YOU EXCITED TO MEET YOUR BROTHER? 425 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,065 - MY BROTHER? 426 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,478 - MISSUS, YOU BACK! 427 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,348 - HI, IRMA. - YOU PUT PERFECT? 428 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:05,318 - IS HE IN? - YES, OF COURSE, HE'S IN. 429 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,120 - MARCY? 430 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,856 - HI, STU. - HI. 431 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,124 - HOW ARE YOU? 432 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:14,327 - NEVER BETTER. - CAN WE TALK? 433 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,696 - OF COURSE. - ALONE. 434 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,733 - IRMA, YOU HEAR THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE. 435 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,636 BE GONE WITH YOU! - OH. [squeals] 436 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,638 - WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MARCY? 437 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:29,376 - UM, I ASSUME THAT THE OFFER STILL STANDS? 438 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,212 - WELL, OF COURSE IT D-- 439 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:35,148 DON'T TOY WITH ME, WOMAN. 440 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,350 ARE YOU IN? 441 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,752 - YES, I'M IN. - [laughs] 442 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,754 - OKAY. 443 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,923 LET'S DO IT. 444 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,625 YEAH. - HERE WE--COME ON. 445 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,427 - OH. OH. 446 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,362 OKAY. 447 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,831 [sighs] 448 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:56,169 [exhales] 449 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,637 - [mutters] 450 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:01,708 SO JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE. 451 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,809 - OKAY. 452 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:06,179 - AND IF YOU COULD INITIAL HERE... 453 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,280 - OKAY. - YEAH. 454 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,649 AND RIGHT THERE. - OKAY. 455 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,284 - AND WE ARE DONE. 456 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,785 AND I'LL TAKE THAT. THANK YOU. 457 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,254 - ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S JUST-- 458 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,290 SHOULD WE DO THIS? LET'S DO THIS. 459 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,792 - WHAT? WHAT, NOW? - YEAH. 460 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,428 NOW, THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. 461 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,530 I MEAN, LET'S GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH. 462 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,465 NO OFFENSE. 463 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,667 - YEAH, LET-- LET'S JUST DO IT. 464 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,337 LET'S DO IT NOW. - YEAH. 465 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,339 - OKAY. 466 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,940 [sighs] 467 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,742 COME HERE. - OKAY. 468 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,711 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 469 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,280 OKAY. - I'VE MISSED YOU. 470 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,615 - OKAY. 471 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,418 AW. OKAY. 472 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,686 OH. 473 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,987 OH-- - [grunts] 474 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,490 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, STU. 475 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,292 MAYBE NOT NOW. - OW. 476 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,561 - I JUST--IT'S TOO MUCH. MY HEAD'S NOT IN THE GAME. 477 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,297 CAN WE JUST DO THIS TOMORROW? - ABSOLUTELY, DARLING. 478 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,832 ABSOLUTELY, IT WOULD GIVE ME MORE TIME TO PREPARE. 479 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:04,437 I NEED TO GROOM MYSELF, COULD USE A WAX. 480 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,772 DO YOU WANT TO-- 481 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,308 - TO WAX YOU BEFORE I FUCK YOU FOR MONEY? 482 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:11,311 NO, STU. GOD, NO. 483 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,712 - UNDERSTOOD. UNDERSTOOD. 484 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,314 SO TOMORROW. - OKAY. 485 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,882 OKAY. - TOMORROW. 486 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:19,586 I WILL ENTER YOU TOMORROW. 487 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,254 - YES, YOU WILL. - [laughs] 488 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,324 I CAN'T WAIT. - YES. 489 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,526 GOOD TIMES. YEAH. 490 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:30,530 - GOOD TIMES. - OKAY. 491 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,832 MANANA. 492 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,572 - [laughs] 493 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:43,643 [sighs] 494 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,646 [rock music] 495 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:54,654 * 496 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:15,375 TOMORROW, MY DEAR. 497 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,943 TONIGHT... 498 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,649 WE PRACTICE. 499 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,717 [groans] 500 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,920 UH-HUH. 501 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,856 [groans] 502 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,791 YEAH. 503 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,795 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S THE DADDY? 504 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,930 - SO YOU KNOCKED UP-- - JULIA. 505 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,401 - SORRY, SO YOU KNOCKED UP JULIA 506 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,802 BEFORE YOU MET MOM? 507 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,003 - OH, LET'S HOPE SO. 508 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,406 - OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, KAREN. COME ON. 509 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,707 - YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 510 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,875 DO YOU THINK HE WAS SLEEPING 511 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,677 WITH BOTH OF US AT THE SAME TIME? 512 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,545 - W--YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 513 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,980 IT'S HANK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? 514 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,014 - I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 515 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:58,418 - LADIES, I'M RIGHT HERE. 516 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:02,455 YES, I IMPREGNATED JULIA JUST BEFORE I MET YOUR MOM. 517 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,591 - WHO YOU THEN QUICKLY IMPREGNATED. 518 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,092 - WHAT A FUCKING BALLER, HUH? 519 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,428 - HONEY, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. 520 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,430 - SORRY, JUST-- JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT LIGHT. 521 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,864 MY B, MY B. 522 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,866 - HONEY, I KNOW THIS IS A REALLY SHITTY WAY 523 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,568 TO FIND OUT ABOUT SOMETHING SO HUGE, 524 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,003 AND I'M SORRY. 525 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,105 - I DON'T KNOW, GIVEN THE STORY OF MY LIFE, 526 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,841 THIS SEEMS PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE. 527 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,610 - YEAH. 528 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:27,580 SO WHERE--WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE, BECCA? 529 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,982 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 530 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,618 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO I MEAN? 531 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,053 I HAVE A FUCKING SISTER. HOW COOL IS THAT? 532 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,122 YOU HAVE A FUCKING BROTHER. HOW COOL IS THAT? 533 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,725 - I DON'T KNOW YET. 534 00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,727 - YOU'RE SARCASTIC, JUST LIKE DAD. 535 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,795 I LOVE IT, I WANNA FUCKING PARTY WITH YOU, KID. 536 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,131 - CAN YOU NOT CALL HIM THAT? 537 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,634 - BUT HE'S MY FATHER. 538 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,769 - HE'S MY FATHER. 539 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:53,005 - OKAY, SO HE'S OUR FATHER. DEAL WITH IT, BECCA. 540 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,741 - HEY, STOP BEING SUCH A DICK. 541 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,609 SHE'S JUST ABSORBING THE INFORMATION RIGHT NOW. 542 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,411 - I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA TAKE HER SIDE. 543 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,613 - I AM NOT SIDING WITH ANYONE. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 544 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,048 YOU LOVE HER MORE, DON'T YOU? 545 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,516 WHY WOULDN'T YOU? SHE'S YOUR REAL KID. 546 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,184 THAT'S YOUR REAL FAMILY. 547 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,787 WE'RE JUST THE DIRTY ONE-NIGHT STAND OF FAMILIES. 548 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,522 I'M A RETARD, AND MY MOM'S A SLUT. 549 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,958 - HONEY, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. BEHAVE YOURSELF. 550 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,926 LOOK, HE'S JUST-- I'M SORRY, HE'S EMOTIONAL. 551 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,528 - HEY, HEY-- WILL YOU FOUR 552 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,797 PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO HANG MYSELF? 553 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,166 - NO. YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT. 554 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:23,436 YOU DON'T GET TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF. 555 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,104 - NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT? - NO, THIS IS YOUR LIFE. 556 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,706 DEAL WITH IT. - YEAH. 557 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,808 THIS IS YOUR LIFE, HANK MOODY. DEAL WITH IT. 558 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,811 - IDEALING WITH IT. 559 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,080 HOW WAS YOUR TRIP, HONEY? 560 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:36,916 - IT WAS AMAZING, ACTUALLY. 561 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,451 - THAT'S FANTASTIC. 562 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:41,554 HOW WAS... 563 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,956 - NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE A DICK, DAD. 564 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,958 - [laughs] UP HIGH, SIS. 565 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,964 YOU'RE A LITTLE UPTIGHT. ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT? 566 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,966 - I'M NOT--I'M NOT-- I'M NOT BEING A DICK. 567 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,537 I-I-SERIOUSLY, I-I DON'T REMEMBER THE GENTLEMAN'S NAME. 568 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,806 - ROSS. - ROSCOE. 569 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,008 YEAH, ROSCOE. GOOD OL' ROSCOE. 570 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,109 DID HE BEHAVE HIMSELF? DID ROSCOE-- 571 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,677 - TREAD CAREFULLY, HANK. 572 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:05,845 - WHY? WHAT? I DON'T--I DON'T GET IT. 573 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,547 - BECCA HAS NEWS. 574 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,616 - YES, SHE SAID THAT EARLIER, THAT SHE HAD NEWS. 575 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,751 - NOW'S NOT THE TIME, MOM. 576 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,252 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 577 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,587 - NO, NO, NO, NOW IS THE TIME. 578 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,724 I JUST CAME CLEAN. YOUR TURN. 579 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,563 - I'M GETTING MARRIED. - WOW. 580 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,097 - CONGRATULATIONS. - UH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 581 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:28,701 - I AM, DAD. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 582 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:31,571 - YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NOT A LOT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, IS THERE? 583 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:32,905 BESIDES, DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL 584 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,741 AT THE MOMENT, JUGGLING YOUR TWO FAMILIES? 585 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,576 - BECCA, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 586 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:39,579 - ANY MORE THAN THIS? - I LOVE WEDDINGS. 587 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:44,050 I MEAN, BROTHER OF THE BRIDE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 588 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,052 I'M INVITED, RIGHT? 'CAUSE I'LL TOTALLY COME. 589 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,520 - HONEY, I THINK WE SHOULD GO. 590 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:49,288 - WHAT ABOUT PIZZA AND MOVIE NIGHT? 591 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,257 - DO IT ANOTHER TIME. - DON'T BOTHER. 592 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,892 I WANNA GO HOME... - OKAY, SWEETIE. 593 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:56,062 WHEREVER THE FUCK THAT IS THESE DAYS. 594 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:02,602 [Gregory Alan Isakov's She Always Takes It Black] 595 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:05,672 * 596 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:09,776 - * DREAMING UP THIS GOLDEN GRAIN * 597 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:12,211 * BUT I'M FALLING FROM THE SHACK * 598 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,914 * 599 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:17,083 * TALKING SWEET TO THE QUEEN * 600 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:20,687 - [sighs] SORRY, BABY. 601 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,922 - FOR WHAT? 602 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:25,758 - WHERE THE FUCK DO I BEGIN? 603 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,627 - I'M NOT MAD ABOUT LEVON. 604 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:31,030 IT'S KINDA NICE NOT BEING THE ONLY CHILD ANYMORE. 605 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,065 I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW HIM, 606 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,634 SORT OF. 607 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:38,304 HE SEEMS...AMUSING. 608 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,773 - HE IS. HE'S A GOOD KID. 609 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:42,308 THAT'S VERY MATURE OF YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT, 610 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,910 BUT THAT'S NOT SURPRISING. 611 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,579 YOU WERE ALWAYS THE MATURE ONE IN THE FAMILY. 612 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,915 - AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. 613 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:51,317 - YEAH. 614 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:54,320 SO WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT YOU GETTING MARRIED? 615 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:57,724 - JUST THAT. I'M GETTING MARRIED. 616 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:58,958 - I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL HEAD OVER HEELS 617 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,326 IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY AT THIS POINT-- 618 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,329 - PLEASE DON'T BE CONDESCENDING RIGHT NOW. 619 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,798 IN EXCHANGE, I PROMISE NOT TO BE CONDESCENDING 620 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:09,235 ABOUT YOUR LATEST IN A LONG LINE OF CHRONIC FUCK-UPS. 621 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,070 DEAL? 622 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:15,141 - MY CHRONIC FUCK-UPS ASIDE, THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA, BECCA. 623 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,677 - WHY? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO YOUNG. 624 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:21,213 - I'M YOUNG, AND YOU'RE OLD... 625 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,882 ER. 626 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,216 - THANK YOU. 627 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,385 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 628 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,020 - LOOKING BACK, CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY 629 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,389 THAT YOU'RE HAPPY YOU NEVER GOT MARRIED? 630 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,724 DIDN'T IT BASICALLY DOOM YOU 631 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,092 TO A LIFETIME OF LONELINESS? 632 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,827 - IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING MARRIED 633 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:36,362 OR NOT BEING MARRIED, BECCA. 634 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:37,697 - WHAT'S IT ABOUT THEN? - [sighs] 635 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,966 I DON'T KNOW. 636 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,835 HONESTLY, I COULDN'T TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. 637 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:45,772 BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT THIS PARTICULAR CLOWN-- 638 00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:50,009 THIS PARTICULAR YOUNG GENTLEMAN IS THE ONE? 639 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:52,044 - YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT ODDS. 640 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:53,746 DIDN'T YOU GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME? 641 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,715 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT? 642 00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:56,983 WHAT MAKES YOU SO FUCKING SPECIAL? 643 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,117 WHY COULDN'T IT HAPPEN TO ME TOO? 644 00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,385 - OKAY, OKAY, SO WHY THE RUSH? 645 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:02,922 - BECAUSE HE ASKED, AND I ANSWERED. 646 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:06,025 AND IT FEELS RIGHT TO ME. I'M TRUSTING MY GUT. 647 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:09,095 I WOULD THINK YOU OF ALL PEOPLE COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. 648 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:15,067 - I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ENDORSE THIS SHIT, BECCA. 649 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:19,405 - YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF FUCKING NERVE, DAD, 650 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,873 AFTER ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE ASKED ME 651 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:23,810 TO ENDORSE OVER THE YEARS? 652 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,177 - THAT'S FAIR, FAIR ENOUGH. 653 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:27,880 - I COME HOME WITH GOOD NEWS, GREAT NEWS, 654 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,015 THE BIGGEST NEWS IN MY LIFE, 655 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,416 AND I CAN'T EVEN GET IT OUT 656 00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:31,784 BEFORE I'M CONFRONTED WITH THE WRECKAGE 657 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:35,387 OF YOUR FUCKING PAST. 658 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:42,328 - I'M SORRY. 659 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:47,934 I DON'T-- 660 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:52,371 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. 661 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:56,075 - YEAH, ME TOO. 662 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:57,176 WE'RE DOING IT IN NEW YORK. 663 00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,811 YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT OR NOT. 664 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,113 TOTALLY UP TO YOU. 665 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,783 BUT IT'S HAPPENING. 666 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:04,917 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU MAKE ME 667 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:07,854 FUCKING MISERABLE ABOUT IT. 668 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:19,131 - * I'VE HEARD THE ROAD TO EVERY TRUTH * 669 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:23,269 * IT'S JUST A CUL-DE-SAC 670 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:28,875 * THERE'S LADIES AND THE LIONS THERE * 671 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:33,846 * BUT YOU KNOW IT'S JUST AN ACT * 672 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,250 * YOU SEARCH THE WORLD FOR THE MILK OF THE PEARL * 673 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:42,822 * OH, SHE ALWAYS TAKES IT BLACK * 674 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:46,192 * YOU'LL LOVE HER EVEN AFTER THAT *