1 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:08,776 - OH! HO-HO! 2 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,645 PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 3 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,381 - YOU'D SERIOUSLY PAY-- 4 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,783 - $1 MILLION TO BE INSIDE OF YOU AGAIN. 5 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,585 - THAT IS FUCKED UP. - I KNOW! 6 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,687 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT, ARE YOU? 7 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,555 - I DON'T KNOW YET. WE COULD REALLY USE THE CASH. 8 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,424 - I'M ON MY WAY. HOW ABOUT YOU? 9 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,159 - I WILL BE, SHORTLY. 10 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:27,195 30 MINUTES OR LESS. - OH, HANK. 11 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,663 I DON'T WANT TO WAIT FOR WHAT ALREADY PROMISES TO BE 12 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,465 A PRETTY UNPLEASANT CONVERSATION. 13 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:34,268 - I JUST GOT TO SEE YOU SMILE BEFORE YOU GO HOME, OKAY? 14 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:36,804 ONE TIME? - I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES. 15 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:38,706 - A DRINK WITH KAREN-- WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 16 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,474 - EVERYTHING'S SO FUCKING CRAZY RIGHT NOW, 17 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:41,842 I DON'T FEEL LIKE I CAN MAKE THE RIGHT MOVE 18 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,844 TO SAVE MY LIFE, AND SHE CENTERS ME. 19 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,413 - HANK, SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME. 20 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:48,282 I GOT TO TRY TO GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT CRYING. 21 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,817 I'M AT THE HOSPITAL. 22 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,187 KAREN WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 23 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:56,190 [House of Pain] 24 00:00:56,224 --> 00:01:04,198 * 25 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:11,439 - * IT'S A LITTLE PAST SUPPERTIME * 26 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,774 * I'M STILL OUT ON THE PORCH STEPS * 27 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:17,378 * SITTIN' ON MY BEHIND 28 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:20,648 * WAITIN' FOR YOU 29 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:24,485 * I'M NOT TRYIN' TO FAKE IT 30 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:27,488 * AND I AIN'T THE ONE TO BLAME * 31 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:30,491 * NO, THERE'S NO ONE HOME 32 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:35,463 * IN MY HOUSE OF PAIN 33 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:38,466 * I DIDN'T WRITE THESE PAGES 34 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,501 * AND MY SCRIPT'S BEEN... 35 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:41,802 - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? 36 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:44,338 WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN ON TIME? 37 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:46,207 - DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, HANKY. 38 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,541 - WHY NOT? 39 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:50,478 SHE WAS GOING TO MEET ME. 40 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,746 - YEAH, THE GUY WAS DRUNK. HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 41 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,382 IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED ANYTIME, ANYPLACE. 42 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:55,683 - YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 43 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,651 I'VE DRIVEN AROUND VENICE FUCKED UP? 44 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:58,886 IT COULD'VE BEEN ME BEHIND THE WHEEL. 45 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,421 - YEAH, MAYBE SO. 46 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,922 BUT THAT SHIT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. 47 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,258 THIS IS WHERE WE ARE, AND SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY. 48 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,793 - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 49 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:08,662 - [breathing heavily] HOW IS SHE? 50 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,698 - SOME FUCKING DRUNK BROADSIDED HER. 51 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,700 SHE GOT PRETTY KNOCKED AROUND. 52 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,302 SHE'S IN AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS. 53 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,704 THERE MIGHT BE SOME INTERNAL BLEEDING. 54 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,273 - [breathing heavily] WHAT CAN I DO? 55 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,442 - YOU CAN STOP CRYING, FOR ONE. 56 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,244 - I CAN DO THAT. 57 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:26,247 [breathes shakily] I'M DOING THAT... 58 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,648 RIGHT NOW. 59 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,951 - OKAY, AND YOU MAYBE COULD DONATE SOME BLOOD. 60 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,320 SHE MAY NEED SOME. 61 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,788 - [sighs] 62 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,457 IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE... 63 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,660 I CAN DO? 64 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,429 HISTORICALLY, I'VE BEEN KNOWN 65 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:42,796 TO GET A LITTLE BIT WOOZY 66 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:46,567 WHEN IT COMES TO THE GIVING OF BLOOD. 67 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,436 MAYBE I WON'T BE THE RIGHT TYPE. 68 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,803 [inhales sharply] OW! 69 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,306 I'M NOT A FUCKING PINCUSHION, WOMAN! 70 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,208 - I DIDN'T GO IN YET. 71 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,676 - REALLY? 72 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,411 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 73 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,880 IT SEEMED LIKE I FELT EVERY INCH OF THAT THING GOING IN. 74 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:04,852 - NOW. NOW IT'S GOING IN. - [screaming] 75 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,454 HA! 76 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:09,723 - YOU'RE A SENSITIVE ONE, AIN'T YA? 77 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:12,826 - HE'S A FUCKING NINNY, IS WHAT HE IS. 78 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,929 - WOMAN WAS A FUCKING BUTCHER, HANK. 79 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,867 HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING, BUDDY? 80 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,002 YOU HANGING IN THERE? 81 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,972 'CAUSE I'M HERE TO HELP. 82 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,774 I FEEL A LITTLE WOOZY, THOUGH. 83 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,746 [seagulls crying] 84 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,016 [indistinct chatter] 85 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,487 [door opens] 86 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,355 - YOU KNOW, FUCK THIS! 87 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,391 - FUCK, KAREN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 88 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,859 - WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE ABOUT THIS? 89 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,328 - I'M ACTUALLY TRYING VERY HARD 90 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,996 TO BE THE OPPOSITE OF AN ASSHOLE. 91 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,031 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB. 92 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,466 - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP, 93 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,801 ABOUT ME BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 94 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,503 - YEAH, WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING IT 95 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:56,870 SO FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. 96 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,872 - OH, REALLY? HOW CAN YOU TELL? 97 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,342 IS IT BECAUSE I'VE SAID IT OUT LOUD MANY TIMES? 98 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,743 YET HERE I AM, GOING WHERE I DON'T WANT TO GO. 99 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,478 - YOU KNOW, DON'T DO ME ANY FAVORS, OKAY? 100 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,680 BECAUSE IT'S JUST OUR ENTIRE FUCKING FUTURE AT STAKE. 101 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,682 - JESUS CHRIST, WITH THE DRAMA, KAREN. 102 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,351 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 103 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,685 I'VE HAD TO RESCHEDULE THIS APPOINTMENT? 104 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:12,953 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 105 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,422 I'VE PUT MY FIST THROUGH A WALL ABOUT IT? 106 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,489 - NO, YOU KNOW, I LOST COUNT. 107 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:16,757 BUT YOU COULD ASK BECCA. - NICE. 108 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,392 BRING BECCA INTO IT. 109 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,927 - WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T I BRING BECCA INTO IT? 110 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,829 ISN'T SHE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ALL THIS? 111 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,631 ISN'T SHE THE REASON WE SHOULD BE TRYING TO FIX THIS SHIT? 112 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:25,633 - DON'T FUCK WITH MY SHIT. 113 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:28,902 - * HAVING FUN IN THE WARM CALIFORNIA SUN * 114 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,505 - HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN SUCH AN ASSHOLE? 115 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,375 - DIFFERENT VARIETIES OF ASSHOLE. 116 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:38,379 - SOME MORE PERNICIOUS THAN OTHERS. 117 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:41,415 - WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO US? 118 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,850 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 119 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,552 - WE WERE ALWAYS-- WE WERE SO GREAT. 120 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:48,456 YOU KNOW, WE'D GO OUT TO DINNER EVERY OTHER NIGHT. 121 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:51,592 I COULD'VE SWORN WE WERE GONNA GROW OLD TOGETHER. 122 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,595 AND NOW LOOK AT US. 123 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,996 - WE'RE STILL TOGETHER. 124 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,966 - YEAH. YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY TOGETHER. 125 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,768 YOU'RE SO TOGETHER YOU'RE CONTEMPLATING 126 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,470 LETTING THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE FUCK SOME OTHER GUY 127 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,804 FOR FUN AND PROFIT. 128 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,440 - HEY, MARCY'S HER OWN WOMAN, HANK. 129 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,808 I CAN'T TELL HER WHAT TO DO. - YEAH, YOU CAN. 130 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,810 YOU CAN FIGHT AGAINST THAT SHIT, RUNKS. 131 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,579 - WHY DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT STU'S OFFER? 132 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:12,846 IS NOTHING PRIVATE, RUNKLE? 133 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,548 - HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 134 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:15,749 I NEEDED HIS COUNSEL. 135 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,485 IT'S A UNIQUE SITUATION. 136 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,487 YOU DIDN'T TELL KAREN? - NO! 137 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,722 SHE WOULD TOTALLY FROWN UPON THAT SHIT. 138 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,357 - RIGHT, SHE WOULD, 139 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:26,427 BECAUSE SHE'S A SANE AND RESPONSIBLE ADULT. 140 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,961 SHE ALWAYS HAD A WAY OF CENTERING US. 141 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,630 SHE WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME, 142 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,998 AND I FUCKED IT UP AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. 143 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:33,867 - HANK. - NO, IT'S TRUE, MARCY. 144 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,603 YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF CELEBRATING 145 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:38,972 THE FACT THAT I WAS THE LUCKIEST GUY ON EARTH... 146 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,574 I JUST PUSHED HER AWAY, 147 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:42,443 FIGURING THERE'D ALWAYS BE TIME TO WORK IT OUT. 148 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,578 - THERE IS TIME. - NO, WHAT IF THERE ISN'T? 149 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,113 WHAT IF--WHAT IF THIS IS IT, YOU KNOW? 150 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:49,116 WHAT IF WE RAN OUT OF TIME? 151 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:52,486 YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS STU THING. 152 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,888 YOU'LL NEVER GET OVER IT. 153 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:59,693 THERE'S SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER GET OVER. 154 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:08,769 [water bubbling] 155 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,907 THAT HIM? 156 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,175 - HANK. 157 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,010 - "HANK," WHAT? IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION. 158 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,679 - SAVE IT FOR IN THERE. 159 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,481 - [sighs] I CAN'T BELIEVE 160 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,483 I LET YOU TALK ME INTO HUMILIATING MYSELF LIKE THIS. 161 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,418 I'M OUT OF HERE. 162 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,619 - HEY, GUYS. 163 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,621 WELCOME. 164 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,790 - HI. 165 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,197 - LET'S DIVE IN, SHALL WE? [door closes] 166 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:42,202 - YEAH. - WHAT BRINGS YOU TO ME? 167 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,838 - SHE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR. 168 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,840 - DIVING RIGHT IN, INDEED. - JESUS, HANK. 169 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,509 - WELL, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE, RIGHT? 170 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:49,777 TO CUT THROUGH THE BULLSHIT, 171 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:50,911 GET RIGHT TO THE HEART OF THE MATTER? 172 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,780 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO. 173 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,081 - THAT'S NOT THE HEART OF THE MATTER. 174 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,649 - IT'S THE HEART OF THE MATTER TO ME. 175 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,585 IT'S--IT'S WHAT MATTERS TO MY HEART. 176 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,186 IT'S THE HEART OF MY MATTER. - KAREN'S RIGHT, HANK. 177 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,821 - WH--WHY DID I KNOW 178 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,523 THAT YOU WERE GONNA SIDE WITH HER IMMEDIATELY? 179 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,224 - NO, NO, NO. NO SIDES HERE. 180 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,460 I'M JUST SUGGESTING 181 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,562 THAT AFFAIRS ARE TYPICALLY A SYMPTOM 182 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:09,930 OF A LARGER PROBLEM. 183 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,599 - REALLY? 184 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,133 WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY BIG FUCKING PROBLEM 185 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,235 IN AND OF ITSELF TO ME. 186 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,971 - SO LET'S HEAR FROM KAREN. 187 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,707 ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR, KAREN? 188 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,142 - NO, I WOULDN'T CALL IT THAT. 189 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,478 - HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT? 190 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,614 - UM... 191 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,016 HE'S A FRIEND. - AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND? 192 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,551 - I SUPPOSE. 193 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,986 - HOLY SHIT, KAREN. AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND? 194 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,588 I WANT AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND. 195 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,757 WHERE DO I GET AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND? 196 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,494 - YOU HAD ONE. 197 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,630 - HAVE YOU MADE LOVE WITH HIM? 198 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,097 - NO. 199 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:48,602 - BUT YOU'VE CONSIDERED IT? 200 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:49,737 - YEAH. 201 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,872 - I'M GONNA PUNCH A WALL. 202 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,874 - WHAT'S THE SEX LIKE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU? 203 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,644 - INFREQUENT. - NONEXISTENT. 204 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,912 - HANK, WHY DO YOU THINK... 205 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,114 KAREN HAS DEVELOPED AN EMOTIONAL BOND 206 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,651 WITH ANOTHER MAN? 207 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,854 - MAYBE BECAUSE THE GUY IN QUESTION IS-- 208 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:11,058 BILL HIS NAME IS-- FUCKING DIAL TONE. 209 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,293 HE THINKS SHE'S HOT, AND HE WANTS TO FUCK HER. 210 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,795 SO HE PRETENDS TO BE INTERESTED 211 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,996 IN EVERYTHING SHE'S INTERESTED IN 212 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,531 SO HE CAN GET INTO HER KNICKERS, 213 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,066 WHICH WORKS, TRUST ME. 214 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,602 - YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD... - WITH KAREN, IT WORKS. 215 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:22,636 - TO HAVE A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION... 216 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,871 - THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. 217 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:24,872 - WITH SOMEONE WHO DRINKS HIMSELF 218 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,306 INTO A STUPOR EVERY NIGHT. 219 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,141 - I DON'T SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH A NIGHTCAP. 220 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,878 - ARE YOU A BIG DRINKER, HANK? - WHAT? IS THIS AN INTERVENTION? 221 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,946 - DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF AN ALCOHOLIC? 222 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,748 - I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE 223 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,283 TO TALK ABOUT HER EMOTIONAL FRIEND? 224 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,819 AND ALL WE'RE DOING IS TALKING ABOUT ME. 225 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,054 - WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF? 226 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:43,023 - WHY IS THIS ALL ABOUT ME? - IT'S NOT. 227 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,559 YOU JUST SEEM THE MOST DEFENSIVE AT THE MOMENT. 228 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:48,095 - OH, DON'T SMIRK, KAREN. IT'S UNBECOMING. 229 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,764 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY UNBECOMING? 230 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,833 IS THE FACT THAT WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE, 231 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,035 THE FACT THAT YOU BURY YOURSELF IN YOUR WORK, 232 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,970 AND YOU GO OUT EVERY NIGHT. 233 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,772 DRINKING AND FLIRTING. - KAREN. 234 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,908 - AND YOU--YOU COME HOME TOTALLY WASTED. 235 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,175 YOU NEVER, EVER SEE YOUR DAUGHTER. 236 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,177 - I HAVE A MOVIE IN PRODUCTION. - YOU ARE-- 237 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,813 - IT'S A BIG FUCKING DEAL. - SO WHAT? 238 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,314 - SOME SIGNIFICANT OTHERS WOULD BE PROUD OF THAT. 239 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,182 - EVERYONE'S GOT A FUCKING MOVIE IN PRODUCTION. 240 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,685 - OH, I'M PROUD OF THAT. THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM. 241 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:12,820 - SO YOU SHOW YOUR PRIDE BY GOING OUT 242 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,187 AND FINDING AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND. 243 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,589 - AND YOU SEEM TO WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE 244 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,925 OF YOUR NEWFOUND STATION IN LIFE, 245 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,960 AND YOU RESENT HAVING A BALL AND CHAIN AT HOME. 246 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,962 - NO, I'VE NEVER-- I DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT. 247 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,697 I'VE NEVER PUT IT THAT WAY. - THAT'S KIND OF WHAT YOU MEAN. 248 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,132 - NO, I DON'T. - BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 249 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,367 - DO I CROSS PATHS WITH ATTRACTIVE WOMEN? YES. 250 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,070 DO I FLIRT WITH THEM? I SUPPOSE. 251 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,071 DO I WANT TO FUCK THEM? 252 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,740 YES! - RIGHT? 253 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,676 - WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BEING A FUCKING GUY! 254 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:36,677 - WHY IS IT A GUY THING? 255 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,978 - BUT I DON'T WALK AROUND 256 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,713 TRYING TO MAKE THEM EMOTIONAL FRIENDS 257 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:42,382 OR CONSIDERING ACTUALLY FUCKING THEM ALL DAY LONG. 258 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,384 - YOU JUST SA--YOU DID. - ACTUALLY. 259 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,720 JESUS CHRIST, THAT IS SO GROSS. 260 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,622 I WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE DICK, 261 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,090 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO, 262 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,293 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE. 263 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,294 [slams wall] 264 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,831 [wild rock music] 265 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,700 [banging on machine] - HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY, MAN! 266 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,368 IT'S ONLY A DOLLAR, MAN! 267 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,837 HERE, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE, YOU KNOW. 268 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,138 KNOCK IT OFF. YOU KNOW, TRY AGAIN. 269 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,740 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ME BACK. 270 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,643 - SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. 271 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,879 - HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY, I GET IT. 272 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,381 I'VE DONE IT MYSELF MANY TIMES. 273 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:18,118 MAYBE NOT SO MUCH SWEARING, THOUGH. 274 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,722 - YEAH. - ARE YOU WAITING ON SOME NEWS? 275 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:25,659 - YEAH. YOU? - YEAH, YEAH, MAN. YOU BET. 276 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:29,863 [sighs] MY WIFE, SHE'S IN SURGERY--CANCER. 277 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,398 WE'VE SEEN THE INSIDE OF THIS PLACE 278 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,933 A LOT THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS. 279 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,668 - I'M SORRY. 280 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,170 MY--MY LADY'S BACK THERE, TOO, SOMEWHERE. 281 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:40,173 - WELL, THEY SAY WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART. 282 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:43,811 TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN OR SUNG. 283 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,413 HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED? - NOT MARRIED. 284 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,683 JUST TOGETHER ON AND OFF FOREVER, REALLY. 285 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,885 WE JUST--WE WEREN'T ON THE BEST OF TERMS 286 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,286 WHEN THIS HAPPENED. 287 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,923 - HEY, MAN, I'VE BEEN MARRIED 44 YEARS. 288 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,425 AND YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS GONNA BE ON THE BEST OF TERMS. 289 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,793 - 44 YEARS. 290 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,228 WELL DONE, SIR. 291 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,163 - YOU KNOW-- WELL, YOU KNOW, IT TAKES TIME. 292 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,898 BUT ONCE YOU GET ON THE OTHER SIDE 293 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,067 OF ALL THE BULLSHIT, YOU REALIZE 294 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,837 THAT THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ALL ALONG, 295 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,172 YOU KNOW, HAVING A FRIEND TO HOLD YOUR HAND 296 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,041 WHILE LIFE KICKS YOU IN THE ASS 297 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,809 AND REMINDS YOU THAT THAT BODY OF YOURS 298 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,445 IS JUST ON LOAN. 299 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,915 - YEAH, SOMETIMES YOU SEE THINGS REALLY CLEARLY, 300 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,117 AND THEN JUST-- IT GETS CLOUDY AGAIN. 301 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,853 - HEY, WELL, THAT'S LIFE, KID. 302 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,188 I MEAN, IF IT WAS EASY, WE WOULDN'T NEVER FUCK UP. 303 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,925 WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY REGRETS, WE'D HAVE PERFECT KIDS, 304 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,361 AND WE'D SPEND EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY BEING HAPPY. 305 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,996 NOW, YOU KNOW ANYBODY LIKE THAT? 306 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,732 NO, 'CAUSE I SURE THE HELL DON'T. 307 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:43,370 YOU KNOW, YOU TAKE IT EASY ON THIS THING. 308 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,210 [cell phone beeps] 309 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,246 [line trilling] 310 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,217 - A BOY CALLED ME "WEIRD" TODAY. 311 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,819 - YOU ARE WEIRD. 312 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,121 - BAD WEIRD? - BEAUTIFUL WEIRD. 313 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,156 AND I WILL TOTALLY KICK THAT BOY'S BUTT 314 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,826 IF YOU WANT ME TO. - NO. 315 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,428 HE'S KIND OF CUTE. - GROSS. 316 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,230 YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO SAY SUCH THINGS. 317 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:14,267 - IT SEEMS LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND. 318 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,969 - NOT ONLY ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL WEIRD, 319 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,838 BUT YOU'RE ALSO WICKED SMART. 320 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,540 I'VE MADE A PRETTY DECENT LIVING WRITING ABOUT BOYS AND GIRLS. 321 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,243 - SPEAKING OF BOYS AND GIRLS... 322 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,912 - YES? 323 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,980 - ARE YOU AND MOM GOING TO GET A DIVORCE? 324 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,282 - HOW CAN WE GET DIVORCED? WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED. 325 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,851 [chuckles] - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 326 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,052 - I DO. 327 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,787 NOT IF I CAN HELP IT, BABY GIRL. 328 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,789 - YOU CAN HELP IT. 329 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,991 - YEAH? - BY NOT FIGHTING SO MUCH. 330 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,793 - I'M SORRY. 331 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,428 - BUT IT'S WEIRD. 332 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,397 OTHER TIMES YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE YOU REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER, 333 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,866 LIKE IN THE MOVIES. 334 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,035 - IT'S NOT LIKE IN THE MOVIES. 335 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,402 - WHAT ABOUT TV? 336 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,940 - NO, NOT TV OR MOVIES. 337 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,176 MOMMIES AND DADDIES HAVE THEIR WORK CUT OUT FOR THEM. 338 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,445 - I DON'T SEE WHY IT'S SO HARD. 339 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,280 - I'M GLAD YOU DON'T. 340 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,549 YOU GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO LEARN THAT LESSON. 341 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,151 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND 342 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,820 WHY YOU GUYS GET SO MAD AT EACH OTHER. 343 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,923 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO PUNCH THE WALL? 344 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,561 - I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT ANYMORE. 345 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,597 - YOU PROMISE? - I PROMISE. 346 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,432 YOU KNOW WHY ELSE? 347 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,836 'CAUSE IT REALLY HURTS. 348 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,905 - RACE YOU HOME? 349 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,275 - RACE YOU HOME. 350 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,851 - [yawns] 351 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:41,054 [sighs] POOR HANKY. 352 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:44,491 - THIS REALLY PUTS IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE, HUH? 353 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,327 - HOW DO YOU MEAN? 354 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,964 - WE'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH ALL THE WRONG STUFF. 355 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,934 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS 356 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,003 IS THAT YOU'RE HEALTHY, 357 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,504 YOU'RE OKAY, 358 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,507 AND YOU'RE RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW. 359 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,079 - YOU'RE RIGHT, RUNKS, BUT WE GOT TO GO HOME SOMETIME, 360 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,647 AND WE'RE STILL GONNA NEED MONEY. 361 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,282 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 362 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,885 THERE HAS GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY. 363 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,888 AND WE'LL FIND IT, I PROMISE. 364 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,656 - OKAY. 365 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,093 YEAH. [sighs] 366 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,562 THIS KIND OF THING DOES PUT EVERYTHING INTO PERSPECTIVE. 367 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,431 I MEAN... 368 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:28,401 WHY THE FUCK DO WE MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF SEX? 369 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,237 IF THAT WAS YOU IN THERE RIGHT NOW, 370 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,572 I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU SPANKED YOUR SECRETARY 371 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,274 OR FUCKED THE NANNY. 372 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,009 IT ALL JUST MELTS AWAY. 373 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,678 I ONLY CARE THAT YOU'RE OKAY. 374 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,381 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 375 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,682 - YEAH. 376 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,552 - I MEAN, IF I HAD BEEN MORE UNDERSTANDING 377 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,021 OF THE FACT THAT YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS KINK IN YOU, 378 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,257 THEN WE NEVER WOULD HAVE FALLEN DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE 379 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,658 TO BEGIN WITH. - YEAH, YEAH. 380 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,561 BUT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CONTROL MYSELF. 381 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,931 - YEAH, BUT LIKE IT OR NOT, IT'S JUST THE WAY WE'RE WIRED. 382 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,668 IF SOME HOT, YOUNG THING ASKS YOU TO SPANK HER, 383 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,336 YOU'RE GONNA GET A FUCKING BONER. 384 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,072 YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING JERK OFF TO IT. 385 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,409 IT IS JUST THE LAW OF THE FUCKING JUNGLE. 386 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,412 - I REALLY HATE THAT YOU'RE MAKING SO MUCH SENSE RIGHT NOW. 387 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,415 - I KNOW. IT'S SO ANNOYING, RIGHT? 388 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,085 I MEAN, LIKE, IF STU TEXTED ME 389 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,021 A PICTURE OF HIS WEEN RIGHT NOW, I'D PROBABLY GET A LITTLE WET. 390 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,723 BUT THAT IS PURELY OUT OF REFLEX. 391 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,192 - I DIDN'T NEED THAT, MARCY. 392 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,561 - [sighs] BUT IT'S TRUE, RIGHT? 393 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:33,366 I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE THINGS THAT TRIGGER OUR AROUSAL, 394 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:38,605 AND IF WE JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THEM AS NORMAL AND NOT DENY THEM, 395 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:42,742 THEN WE COULD JUST MOVE THE FUCK ON WITH OUR LIVES! 396 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,711 OH, JESUS, RUNKLE. 397 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,546 - LOOK ALIVE, RUNKS. 398 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,459 [tense music] 399 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:06,566 * 400 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,608 - WELL, THAT WAS A--THAT WAS A REALLY POSITIVE EXPERIENCE. 401 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,210 I FEEL REALLY GOOD 402 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,778 ABOUT THE STATE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. 403 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,480 - SAYS THE GUY WHO PUT HIS FIST THROUGH A WALL. 404 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,115 - DO NOT BE CHANGING MY SHIT, WOMAN. 405 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,683 - OH, HANK, DON'T BE SUCH A CHILD. 406 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,418 - DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING NAG! 407 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,488 - YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T PUT ME IN THAT BOX, OKAY? 408 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,357 JUST BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO GROW UP, 409 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,525 IT DOES NOT TURN ME INTO A NAG. 410 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,162 GOD, HANK, YOU'RE SO FUCKING SELFISH. 411 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,530 I MEAN, EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND YOU, YOU KNOW? 412 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,233 IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO, WHAT YOU WON'T DO. 413 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,768 IT'S--IT'S THIS IS YOUR LIFE, 414 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,636 AND WE'RE JUST ALL THESE SUPPORTING CHARACTERS IN IT. 415 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,038 - YEAH, AND LOOK WHO'S GIVING 416 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,439 THE PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME RIGHT NOW. 417 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,241 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. 418 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,110 IT'S SO FUCKING MISERABLE. 419 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,312 [car horn honking] - IT IS FUCKING MISERABLE. 420 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:57,250 [tires squealing] 421 00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:01,121 [car horns blaring] 422 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,423 - * GET UP, GET OUT, GET INSIDE THE OUTSIDE * 423 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,557 - FUCK ME. 424 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:08,661 - * GET UP, GET OUT, GET IN 425 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,530 * BUMP AND GRIND 426 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,700 * BUMP AND GRIND 427 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,840 [engine stops running] 428 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,076 - YOU OKAY? 429 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,744 - I'M FINE. - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 430 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,846 - ME TOO. - [sighs] 431 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,716 WE COULD'VE FUCKING DIED BACK THERE, KAREN. 432 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,719 - PRETTY MUCH. - 'CAUSE OF YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC. 433 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,690 - WE WEREN'T FIGHTING OVER MUSIC, HANK. 434 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,194 - I KNOW, BUT IT ALL JUST SEEMS SO SILLY NOW... 435 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,731 ALL OF IT. - I KNOW. 436 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,167 - WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? 437 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,602 WE WERE PERFECT ONCE. I WOULD SWEAR TO THAT. 438 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,439 - WE'VE BEEN IN IT AWHILE. WE HAVE A CHILD. 439 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,174 WE'RE NOT SPECIAL. 440 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:57,777 I MEAN, I KNOW YOUR WRITER'S BRAIN WANTS TO MAKE US 441 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,113 INTO SOME LOVE STORY OF THE AGES OR SOMETHING. 442 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,182 - 'CAUSE WE ARE. - MAYBE, MAYBE. 443 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,184 BUT WE STILL NEED TO WORK AT IT, YOU KNOW, 444 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,453 JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD. - MM-HMM. 445 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,389 - IT'S NOT GONNA FIGURE ITSELF OUT. 446 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,125 WE NEED TO... 447 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,526 I DON'T KNOW-- IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME 448 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,628 SINCE IT WAS JUST ABOUT FIERY SEX. 449 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,197 - [sighs] YEAH. 450 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,566 IT WAS NEVER JUST ABOUT FIERY SEX, KAREN. 451 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,405 THE SEX WAS PRETTY FIERY, THOUGH, WASN'T IT? 452 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,474 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX. 453 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,276 - I-I-I KIND OF DO. 454 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,811 ISN'T THAT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, IS A COMPROMISE? 455 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,514 - SHUT UP. - AND KISS YOU? DONE. 456 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,416 DONE. 457 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,791 - HELP. 458 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,210 - HELLO. 459 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,546 - HI... SISTER? 460 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,813 - WHAT BRINGS YOU IN? 461 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,716 - MY WIFE WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 462 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,285 - I'M VERY SORRY. 463 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,986 IS SHE GOING TO BE OKAY? 464 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,723 - DON'T KNOW... NOW. 465 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,293 - ARE YOU A RELIGIOUS PERSON? 466 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,694 - NOT REALLY, 467 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,230 WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE I OFTEN DREAM 468 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,698 ABOUT BEING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, 469 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,301 BUT IN--IN REAL LIFE, NOT SO MUCH. 470 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,704 - IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU? 471 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:05,972 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK? 472 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,707 - NO, I-I'M GOOD. 473 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:08,841 I WAS JUST KIND OF LOOKING 474 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,378 FOR A NEW PLACE TO SIT AND WAIT. 475 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:15,448 - ARE YOU OF ANY PARTICULAR FAITH? 476 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,616 - I'M A WRITER. 477 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,718 SO I BELIEVE IN SITTING DOWN, 478 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,020 SHUTTING MY EYES, AND HOPING FOR THE BEST. 479 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,624 BUT BEYOND THAT, I-- NOT REALLY, NO. 480 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,858 - WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE 481 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,727 A PRETTY GOOD DEFINITION OF PRAYER TO ME. 482 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,596 - SISTER, I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK THE MAN UPSTAIRS 483 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,464 WOULD BE TOO INTERESTED IN HEARING FROM ME. 484 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:34,033 I'VE BEEN A PARTICULARLY WAYWARD SON. 485 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,336 - EVERYONE SAYS THAT. - NO, NO, NO. 486 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,804 I'M A BLASPHEMOUS MESS. 487 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,373 IF THERE'S A TOP TEN MOST UNWANTED LIST 488 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,875 UP THERE, I-I COULD VERY WELL BE ON IT. 489 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,345 - MAYBE SO. 490 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,915 BUT RIGHT NOW YOU JUST SEEM LIKE A MAN WHO LOVES HIS WIFE. 491 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,050 - I DO. 492 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,920 I REALLY DO. AND-- 493 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:57,056 I MEAN, WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED. YOU KNOW, WE--WE LIVE IN SIN. 494 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,491 [chuckles] 495 00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,792 WE HAD A CHILD TOGETHER, BROKE UP, 496 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,362 GOT BACK TOGETHER, BROKE UP, 497 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,896 LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT, YOU KNOW. 498 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,765 - YOU REALLY ARE A WAYWARD SON. 499 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,367 - I TOLD YOU. 500 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,437 YOU'RE VERY PLEASANT, SISTER... 501 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,904 VERY AGREEABLE. 502 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,506 - YEAH. 503 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,641 SIT. 504 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,509 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 505 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,044 HOPE FOR THE BEST. 506 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:21,681 [Red House Painters' Metropol 47] 507 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:25,051 * 508 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:31,824 - * FLASH YOUR SMILING FACE AT ME * 509 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:36,529 * OPEN YOUR EYES WIDE AT ME * 510 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:39,332 - [blubbering lips] - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 511 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,401 WE JUST MADE THE FUCK, WOMAN. 512 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,703 NO, I'M GONNA AMEND THAT. 513 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,539 I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB AND SAY WE MADE SOME LOVE. 514 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,875 AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THAT PHRASE. 515 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,677 BUT WE MADE THAT SHIT. 516 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,480 WE MADE THAT SHIT RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN LITTLE PRIVATE IDAHO 517 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,748 OF SIN AND SEX JUICES AND... 518 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,417 - OKAY, ARE YOU FINISHED? 519 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,685 - I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS. 520 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,953 I'VE JUST STARTED. 521 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,089 - DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE? 522 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,591 - TO GO AGAIN? 523 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,594 YEAH, JUST-- JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES OR... 524 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:08,895 FOUR. 525 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,730 NO, ACTUALLY, I'M READY TO GO NOW. 526 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,098 LET'S DO-- - NO, NO, NO. 527 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:15,001 DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE, YOU KNOW, 528 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,837 HAPPILY EVER AFTER? 529 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,639 - YEAH, BABY. 530 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,641 JUST THINK. 531 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,444 WE GOT TO BOTTLE THIS FEELING AND BUST IT OUT 532 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:27,580 EVERY TIME THINGS GET A LITTLE CLOUDY. 533 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,516 - YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT REALLY WORKS, RIGHT? 534 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:32,018 COUPLES WHO HAVE GREAT SEX-- 535 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,721 THEY ALWAYS MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE. 536 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,856 - [chuckles] - DO THEY? 537 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,491 - WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT, KAREN. 538 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,427 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 539 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,664 - 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU TO DEATH. 540 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,567 - REALLY? - I'M SURE OF THAT. 541 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:53,372 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 542 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,077 COME HERE. 543 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,418 YOU READY? 544 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,854 - YES. 545 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:15,695 - EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR. - YEAH, IN A MINUTE. 546 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:20,533 - HEY, HEY. 547 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,968 - SHE HAS A CONCUSSION. 548 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,670 - OH, JESUS! 549 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,505 - BUT THERE'S NO INTERNAL BLEEDING. 550 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,807 SHE'LL BE HERE FOR A COUPLE DAYS, BUT... 551 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,909 SHE'S A VERY LUCKY GIRL. 552 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,978 - OH, MY GOD. 553 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,913 THANK GOD. THANK GOD. 554 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:34,981 - CAN WE SEE HER? 555 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,783 - ONE OF YOU CAN GO BACK. 556 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,518 ARE YOU THE HUSBAND? 557 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:41,788 - YES. YES, HE'S THE FUCKING HUSBAND. 558 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:44,524 GO SEE YOUR FUCKING WIFE. 559 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,826 - THIS WAY. 560 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:50,229 - [exhales deeply] OH, MY GOD. 561 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,198 HONEY. 562 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,534 OH. 563 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:55,668 [clears throat] 564 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,604 OH. NO. 565 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,606 NOT HERE. - NOT HERE? OKAY. OKAY. 566 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,575 [monitor beeping] 567 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,231 - [groans softly] 568 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:29,736 - [groans softly] 569 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:33,573 - THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING, YOU KNOW. 570 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:36,876 I'M STILL PISSED AT YOU. 571 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:39,245 - I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 572 00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:43,182 - * GOOD MORNING, DEAR 573 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:47,186 * I HOPE I DIDN'T WAKE YOU TOO SOON * 574 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:54,594 * BECAUSE MY MIND IS GROWING TIRED * 575 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:58,197 * TOO MUCH THINKING WHAT I SHOULD DO * 576 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:04,604 * I PICTURE YOU OUT THERE 577 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:07,674 * IT MUST BE BEAUTIFUL 578 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:10,076 * THIS TIME OF YEAR 579 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,612 [Marcy babbles] - HELLO, SIR. 580 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,046 - FINALLY. 581 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,182 - I INTERVIEWED A NEW ASSISTANT TODAY. 582 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,750 - WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE? 583 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,085 - WELL, THE AGENCY CAUGHT HIM 584 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:21,654 LOOKING AT PORN ON THE COMPUTER. 585 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,022 - OH, GROSS. - OH, IS THAT A CRIME NOW? 586 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:24,657 - MAYBE THEY WERE AFRAID 587 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,225 HE WAS BEATING OFF AT WORK-- I DON'T KNOW. 588 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,628 - OH, THAT'S FUCKING FOUL, CHARLIE. 589 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:31,330 JERKING OFF AT WORK-- SAVE THAT SHIT FOR THE SHOWER. 590 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,066 - AH, I DO NOT LIKE TO STAND UP AND MASTURBATE. 591 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,768 - [groans] 592 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:37,103 - LOOKING DOWN, SEEING MY OWN BELLY, 593 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,905 IT TAKES ME OUT OF THE GAME. 594 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,573 - LOOKING DOWN AND SEEING YOUR GREAT WHITE UNDERBELLY 595 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:41,841 WOULD TAKE ME OUT OF THE GAME TOO. 596 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,209 - IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 597 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:46,078 AND YET, I LOVE TO SIT DOWN WHEN I PEE. 598 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:47,914 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, KAREN? 599 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,216 - HEY, HEY, GUY OR GIRL ASSISTANT? 600 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,118 - OOH, GI-I-I-RL. 601 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:55,054 SHE'S GOT FUNKY HAIR, HANK, AND TATTOOS ALL OVER. 602 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,590 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU BE CAREFUL, RUNKS. 603 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:58,991 DON'T GO DIPPING YOUR HELMET INTO THAT SHIT. 604 00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:00,059 I'LL BITE IT OFF. 605 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,861 TRUST ME, I WILL. 606 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,096 AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE AN INCH OFF THAT THING. 607 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,599 [cell phone rings] - I TRUST YOU, MARCELLA. 608 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,668 - OKAY. 609 00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:10,269 HEY, WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS 610 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,004 OUT ON THE TOWN FOR WEEKS. 611 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,740 WHAT GIVES? WHY NOW? WHY? 612 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,809 HELLO? HELLO? 613 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:20,346 - NOTHING. JUST SOME DAYS YOU SEE EVERYTHING CLEARLY. 614 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,214 - WE ALMOST DIED TODAY. 615 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,817 AND THEN WE WENT HOME AND FUCKED EACH OTHER'S BRAINS OUT, 616 00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,686 WHICH PUT US IN A PRETTY GOOD MOOD. 617 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,821 AND GAVE US AN APPETITE. 618 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:31,357 - HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU GUYS FUCK? 619 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,760 BECAUSE RUNKS AND I ARE STARTING TO SLUMP. 620 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:34,827 - HEY, NOW. 621 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:36,362 - WHAT? IT'S TRUE. 622 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,030 KARENINA, YOU DON'T THINK 623 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:39,832 I'M STARTING TO GO THROUGH THE CHANGE, DO YOU? 624 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,233 BECAUSE... - STARTING? 625 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,969 - I STILL GET REALLY WET. - YES, YES, YOU DO. 626 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,037 I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME POP SO FAST. 627 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:47,774 - YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY WE DON'T GO OUT, 628 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,142 BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE DO, CHARLIE SAYS SOMETHING 629 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,311 THAT MAKES ME THROW UP IN MY MOUTH. 630 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:53,846 - SHE STARTED IT. 631 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,715 - HEY, WELL, TRY LIVING WITH THAT SHIT. 632 00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:58,250 TRY LIVING WITH THAT SHIT. I DIDN'T. 633 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,887 - YOU THINK WE'LL BE DOING THIS YEARS FROM NOW? 634 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,388 - WHY WOULDN'T WE BE? 635 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,891 WE'RE THE BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. 636 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,860 - WE HAVE GOT TONS MORE BUSINESS TO DO, MY FRIEND. 637 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:10,196 WE ARE NOT DONE TAKING THIS TOWN BY STORM. 638 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,865 - I'M NOT SURE IF THIS TOWN IS DONE TAKING US BY STORM... 639 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,200 FROM BEHIND... 640 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:17,136 - ALWAYS. - NOT SO MUCH AS A REACH-AROUND. 641 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,438 BOYS AND GIRLS... 642 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,040 - OH, WE'RE CHEERS-ING. 643 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,009 - TO HARD COCKS, WET PUSSIES, 644 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:26,278 BALD HEADS, SMURFS, AND WEATHERING THE STORM. 645 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,814 [glasses clinking] 646 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:29,081 - L'CHAIM. 647 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,883 - ARE YOU JEWISH? - GESUNDHEIT. 648 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,785 - I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S THE WHISKEY TALKING, 649 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,787 BUT I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS. 650 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:38,157 - I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO. 651 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:39,391 - ESPECIALLY YOU. 652 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:46,833 - THEY'RE DOING IT. - AW. YOU SHOULD KISS ME NOW. 653 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:48,935 WE'RE KISSING. - SO WE HAVE TO. 654 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:51,838 both: MM. 655 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:54,707 - THAT'S GOOD SALAD DRESSING. 656 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:59,946 - * EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE HAD A LATE NIGHT * 657 00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:05,117 * BECAUSE I NEED A LITTLE HELP * 658 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:11,357 * BABY, TELL ME I'LL BE ALL RIGHT * 659 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:16,495 * 'CAUSE EVERYTHING AROUND ME'S CHANGED * 660 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:19,331 * BUT THE GARDEN 661 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:23,369 * THAT YOU PLANTED REMAINS