1 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,077 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,778 - RATH IS FUCKING MY SHIT UP. 3 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:13,147 HE'S ALL ABOUT THE DRAMA, I'M ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING FUNNY. 4 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,448 - I'M--I'M NOT THAT FUNNY. 5 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,749 - YEAH, BUT YOU IS FUCKING WITTY, 6 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,551 AND TOGETHER WE CAN-- 7 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,053 DAMN. WHO'S THAT PIECE OF ASS? 8 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:20,688 - THAT? THAT WOULD BE JULIA. 9 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,124 - IS IT COOL IF I, UH, PURSUE HER? 10 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,425 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING TO REKINDLE? 11 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,060 - NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. - WHY NOT? 12 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,228 - THIS IS... - IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. 13 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,329 - A TERRIBLE IDEA. 14 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,398 - I DON'T LIKE THE WAY RATH IS WRITING MY CHARACTER. 15 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:33,667 - YOU'RE--YOU'RE VERY PLEASANT, UH, JUST VERY--VERY REAL. 16 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,403 - [gasps] - OH! 17 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,138 [clears throat] - I CAN DO BETTER. 18 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,772 - I WANT TO SLEEP WITH MARCY AGAIN, 19 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,275 WITH YOUR PERMISSION AND HERS, OF COURSE. 20 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:46,214 I AM WILLING TO PAY YOU GUYS A COOL $1 MILLION 21 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:49,450 IF YOU WILL LET ME SLEEP WITH HER AGAIN. 22 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,419 THINK ABOUT IT. 23 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:52,753 - WE WERE WONDERING 24 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,455 IF MAYBE HE COULD AUDITION FOR A SMALL PART. 25 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,723 - UM, YEAH, YOU CAN READ 26 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,425 FOR SOMETHING. - AWESOME. 27 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:58,826 - I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT BECCA. 28 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,828 - I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I'M DUCKING YOU. 29 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,697 - WELL, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT LEVON? 30 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,534 - JUST DON'T GIVE UP ON ME, OKAY? 31 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,702 I'M STILL ME. 32 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,205 WE'RE STILL US. 33 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:22,483 [upbeat music] 34 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:30,624 * 35 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,765 - I GOT IT. 36 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,801 I FUCKING GOT IT. 37 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,270 HOW ABOUT I JUST KISS THE BITCH? 38 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,004 - WHAT? - NO. 39 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,739 - WHAT? WAIT. WHAT DID YOU SAY? 40 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,841 - WHAT IF I JUST GRABBED HER FACE, 41 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,576 WENT IN FOR A SLOW KISS, 42 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,845 AND JUST MADE OUT WITH HER, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 43 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,647 - OKAY, GUYS, I'M CALLING MY FUCKING AGENT, 44 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,715 'CAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT. - AMY, HOLD ON. 45 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:28,949 - WAIT. HOW IS THIS BULLSHIT? 46 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,584 YO, LET'S BE BOLD UP IN THIS BITCH. 47 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:31,785 - YEAH, I-- - WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 48 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,387 - I'M NOT REALLY UP ON THE RULES 49 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:36,190 OF TELEVISION, PER SE, BUT I THINK THE IDEA IS TO-- 50 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,192 IS TO MILK THE SEXUAL TENSION... - IT IS. 51 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:39,927 - FOR AS LONG AS INHUMANLY POSSIBLE. 52 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,395 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 53 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,797 LET'S MILK THE SEXUAL TENSION, RIGHT? 54 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,666 FUCK THAT. LET'S CHANGE THAT RULE. 55 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,201 - I'D HAVE TO RUN THAT BY RATH. 56 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,802 - YO, WHERE'S THAT MOTHERFUCKER ANYWAYS? 57 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:49,937 HE'S NOT EVEN AROUND. HE'S NEVER EVEN HERE. 58 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,739 HE JUST SITS UP IN HIS IVORY TOWER, 59 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,307 PULLING STRINGS, JUST LIKE, 60 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,809 "DANCE FOR ME, MOTHERFUCKER! DANCE! YEAH! UNH!" 61 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,411 TELL HIM I AM NOT HIS BOJANGLES. 62 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,313 - HE'S GOT, LIKE, A ZILLION THINGS TO DO, 63 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,615 AND HE--HE THINKS THE SET IS A BIG TIME-WASTER, 64 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,484 AND I'M BEGINNING TO SEE HIS POINT. 65 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,952 - [sighs] - LET'S NOT WASTE TIME, THEN. 66 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:08,556 WHAT IF I KISS THIS BITCH, MAKE HER JEALOUS, 67 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,923 AND THEY JUST START, LIKE, FIGHTING. 68 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:10,991 - CAN YOU STOP CALLING 69 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,426 US BITCHES, HASHTAG? - YEAH. 70 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,661 - OH, I'M SORRY, LADIES. 71 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,463 LOOK, I'M-- LOOK, I MEAN NO HARM. 72 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:16,830 IT'S JUST, LIKE--YOU KNOW, I GOT LOVE FOR BOTH OF Y'ALL, 73 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,366 BUT IT'S THE WAY I EXPRESS MYSELF. 74 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,867 YOU GOT TO LET ME BE FREE WITH MY LANGUAGE. 75 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,835 THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME THE BRUCE LEE OF COMEDY, 76 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,003 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 77 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,239 "ENTER THE FUCKING DRAGON," WHOO! 78 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,173 - HERR DIRECTOR, 79 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,676 CARE TO WEIGH IN WITH YOUR EXPERT OPINION? 80 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,944 - I MEAN, I THINK HASHTAG HAS A POINT. 81 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,614 NETWORK TELEVISION IS ON ITS FUCKING DEATHBED. 82 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,349 GOETHE SAID IT BEST. 83 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:40,020 LET'S BE BOLD, MIGHTY FORCES WILL COME TO OUR AID. 84 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,356 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - HUH? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 85 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,258 I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS BITCH "BERTA" IS, 86 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,693 BUT I LIKE THE WAY SHE THINKS. 87 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:50,364 - ALL RIGHT, SO I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK TO RATH. 88 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:51,565 HALF HOUR, YOU GUYS. 89 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:54,034 HALF HOUR, EVERYBODY. 90 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,603 - YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 91 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:56,870 - I THINK IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. 92 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,739 HE'S A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON. 93 00:03:58,772 --> 00:03:59,940 HE TERRIFIES ME, HANK, 94 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,442 BUT I GOT TO KEEP HIM ON MY SIDE, 95 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,976 OR IT'S GONNA BE A LONG FUCKING SEASON. 96 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,745 - YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS, YOU KNOW THAT? 97 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,913 - AM I? AM I USELESS? 98 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:09,417 OR AM I, LIKE, A STRATEGIC THINKER? 99 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,451 - USELESS. 100 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,719 - JUST GO TALK TO RATH. 101 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,288 HE'LL SHOUT IT DOWN. WE'LL DO IT AS SCRIPTED. 102 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:17,458 SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO INDULGE THE CHILDREN. 103 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,726 - HEY. - HEY. 104 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,028 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME KISS THAT FUCKING LUNATIC, ARE YOU? 105 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,864 - NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. - THANK GOD... 106 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,567 'CAUSE I CAN THINK OF SOMEBODY ELSE I'D MUCH RATHER BE KISSING. 107 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,702 - THE DIRECTOR? - [laughs] 108 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,070 GOD. [gasps] DID I TELL YOU? 109 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,306 HE TEXTED ME A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS. 110 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,308 - OH. HOW'D YOU RESPOND? 111 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,577 - I TEXTED BACK, SAYING, "WHERE'S THE REST OF IT?" 112 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,645 - AH! - [laughs] 113 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,046 HE HASN'T GIVE ME A NOTE SINCE. 114 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,749 - AMY TAYLOR WALSH, KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES. 115 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,083 - THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER. 116 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,653 - YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER. - [laughs] 117 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,321 SPEAKING OF NOTES... - YEAH? 118 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:49,757 - DO YOU WANT TO COME TO MY TRAILER AND DISCUSS. 119 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,326 - YEAH, I'M--I'M TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOY, YOU KNOW? 120 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,661 I'M TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD ON STRAIGHT. 121 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,963 - [sighs] WHY, HANK? WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? 122 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,798 - NO, IT'S NOT FUN. IT'S NOT FUN AT ALL. 123 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,333 BUT I'M NOT A "FUNSTER" RIGHT NOW. 124 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,868 - [laughs] - I'M TRYING TO BE A PRODUCER. 125 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,102 - [gasps] THAT'S RIGHT. 126 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,837 YOU'RE A PRODUCER. OF COURSE. - MM-HMM. 127 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,038 - ACTUALLY, I DO NEED SOME HELP 128 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,073 PRODUCING SOMETHING IN MY TRAILER. 129 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,775 - YOU STOP! - [laughs] 130 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,643 - I'VE GOT TO TALK TO RATH BEFORE WE SHOOT THE SCENE, 131 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,579 AND I DON'T WANT A BONER WHILE I'M DOING THAT. 132 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,046 - FINE. COME BY AFTERWARDS. 133 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,683 THERE'S A FEW LINES THAT NEED SHARPENING. 134 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,518 - IT'S MORE THAN A FEW. 135 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:18,419 - IT'S TRIAGE, HANK. 136 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,621 WE DO WHAT WE CAN IN THE TIME WE HAVE, 137 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,055 AND IF WE'RE LUCKY, 138 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,092 WE HAVE SOME GOOD OLD DIRTY FUN WHILE WE'RE AT IT. 139 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,728 - GOSH, YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO HONORABLE. 140 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,563 - YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. 141 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:35,369 - NOT A GOOD IDEA, MY FRIEND. - WHAT? 142 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,970 - THAT WOMAN IS A FUCKING MAN-EATER. 143 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,138 THE STORIES ARE LEGENDARY. 144 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,140 - I AM STAYING STRONG, LIKE BULL. 145 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,509 - DO BETTER THAN THAT, OKAY? 146 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,910 YOU START FUCKING THE ACTRESSES, 147 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,545 THE WHOLE SHOW IS GONNA GO DOWN IN FLAMES. 148 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:47,581 TRUST ME, I'VE BEEN THERE, A COUPLE OF TIMES. 149 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:48,982 - I BELIEVE YOU. 150 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,585 - FUN MEMORIES, THOUGH. - OKAY. 151 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:54,922 BACK TO EARTH, WHERE HASHTAG WANTS ME TO REWRITE THE SCENE. 152 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,156 - FUCK THAT! 153 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,091 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID, IN MY HEAD. 154 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,593 - YOU'RE PRODUCING THE EPISODE, HANK. 155 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,094 YOU MAKE THE CALL. 156 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,563 IF THEY WANT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID, DON'T LET THEM. 157 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:03,997 YOU TELL THEM NO. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. 158 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,467 - IT SOUNDS SIMPLE WHEN--WHEN YOU SAY IT. 159 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,068 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 160 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,036 - WHAT? 161 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,004 - HOW DO I GET BACK IN JULIA'S GOOD GRACES? 162 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,640 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 163 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,041 I THINK MAYBE YOU JUST GOT TO LET IT GO FOR A WHILE. 164 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,409 YOU KNOW, WAIT UNTIL-- 165 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:18,078 WAIT UNTIL WE WRAP OR GET CANCELED. 166 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,414 - I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT, YOU KNOW? 167 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:22,115 SHE HAUNTS MY DREAMS. - YEAH. 168 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,485 - HAS SHE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ME? 169 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,686 - NO, NOT REALLY. 170 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:29,056 YOU KNOW, JUST... NO. 171 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,758 - YOU'RE NOT SNIFFING AROUND THERE, ARE YOU? 172 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,761 I MEAN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND THE TEMPTATION IF YOU WERE. 173 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,464 YOU HAVE THE KID IN COMMON. YOU BOTH HAVE PRIVATE PARTS. 174 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,999 I WOULD IMAGINE SHIT COULD GO DOWN PRETTY EASILY. 175 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:41,502 FUCK, I GOT TO GO. - REALLY? WHAT? WHERE? 176 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,137 WHAT COULD BE MORE FASCINATING AND IMPORTANT THAN THIS? 177 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,073 - I AM SITTING DOWN WITH EDDIE NERO. 178 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,509 THE NETWORK'S DESPERATE FOR SOME STUNT CASTING. 179 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,511 - WELL--WELL, GIVE THAT PANSEXUAL LOON MY BEST. 180 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,445 - I WILL. 181 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:53,046 - HE TOOK A MAN IN HIS MOUTH, YOU KNOW. 182 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,015 - REALLY? - YEAH, IT WAS RESEARCH 183 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,050 FOR A PART. HE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. 184 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,053 HE ENGINEERED THAT ORGASM WITH HANDS AND FEET. 185 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,822 - CAN'T WAIT. - YEAH. 186 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,491 - STAY STRONG, HANK. - [groans] 187 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,793 - THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY A MAN'S SOUL. 188 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,795 - YEAH. 189 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,964 - PSST! PSST! 190 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,905 - [sighs heavily] 191 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,007 OOH, AH. - HI. 192 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,675 - LET ME GUESS, RATH, HUH? 193 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:22,943 LOVELY. 194 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:26,079 GETS MY JUICES FLOWING. HOW ABOUT YO--MM. 195 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,549 MM, WELL, I GUESS SO. 196 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,718 HEY, YOU'RE NOT JUST BUTTERING ME UP FOR NOTES, ARE YOU? 197 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,085 - I DO HAVE ONE NOTE. - YOU DO? WHAT IS IT? 198 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,754 - SHUT UP AND FUCK ME. - WOW! 199 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,823 YOU REALLY HAVE CAUGHT THE BONING BUG, HAVEN'T YOU? 200 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,625 - IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 201 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,493 - NO, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT AT ALL. IT'S JUST-- 202 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,061 - DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SINGLE MOMS BEING SEXUAL? 203 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,229 - I-I ENCOURAGE SINGLE MOMS 204 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,031 TO BE HIGHLY SEXUAL. - GOOD. [laughs] 205 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,866 - IT'S JUST THAT I WOULDN'T WANT LEVON TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT. 206 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,200 - FORGET ABOUT LEVON. 207 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,602 - YES, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET HIS HOPES UP. 208 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,938 - OH, JUST STAY IN THE MOMENT, OKAY? 209 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,874 OH, MY-- OH, MY GOD! 210 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,877 [moaning] OH, MY GOD! 211 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,847 [moaning] 212 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,849 OH, MY GOD. 213 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,284 OH, MY GOD. 214 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,786 OH... [knock at door] 215 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,254 - MOM! IS HANK IN THERE? 216 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,724 - [sighs] FUCKING COCK-BLOCKER STRIKES AGAIN. 217 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:13,827 OH. 218 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,262 - HEY, BUDDY. 219 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,064 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - WHAT? 220 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,231 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 221 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,867 - YOU GUYS BEEN MESSING AROUND? - WHAT? 222 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,669 WHY WOULD YOU--WHY WOULD YOU-- WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT? 223 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,236 - [laughs] - WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 224 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,139 THAT IS A WEIRD FUCKING QUESTION, DUDE, RIGHT? 225 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,542 - NO, IT'S NOT. - IT'S FUCKED UP. 226 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,243 - YEAH, WELL, THE ENERGY FEELS ALL WEIRD IN HERE RIGHT NOW... 227 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,879 - DOES IT? - AND YOUR MAKEUP'S ALL SCREWY. 228 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,014 YOU LOOK LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER. - DON'T BE SILLY, HONEY. 229 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,916 I JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SCENE. 230 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,150 - YEAH. - REALLY? 231 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,819 - CAN I HELP YOU? - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 232 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:42,089 - OKAY, WELL, LET'S TALK. I THINK WE'RE GOOD? 233 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,624 - YEAH, I JUST NEED TO FIX UP MY MAKEUP. 234 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,025 GET OUT OF HERE. - BUT YOU GOT--YOU KNOW-- 235 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,794 YEAH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, AND YOU? 236 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,096 - [giggles] COME BACK. 237 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,765 - I'M ABOUT TO DO MY AUDITION. 238 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,333 CAN--CAN YOU BE IN THE ROOM WHEN I DO IT? 239 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,035 - AH, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT 240 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,837 RIGHT NOW, KID--SORRY. - PLEASE? 241 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,573 THE CASTING DIRECTOR HATES ME. SHE THINKS IT'S JUST A FAVOR. 242 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,909 - IT IS JUST A FAVOR. - YEAH, I KNOW. 243 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,977 BUT AT LEAST THIS WAY YOU CAN TELL RATH YOU SAW ME 244 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,579 AND I WAS FUCKING AWESOME. 245 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,915 I'M WORRIED THAT SHE'LL TELL HIM I SUCK, 246 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,149 AND HE'LL NEVER SEE IT. 247 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:12,285 FIVE MINUTES-- THAT'S ALL I ASK. 248 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:26,199 - HEY, HANK. UM, HASHTAG'S LOOKING FOR YOU. 249 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,702 - FUCK, WHERE IS HE? - AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 250 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,604 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST TELL HIM I'M ON SET, ALL RIGHT? 251 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,172 - WAIT. THAT'S A LIE. - SO WHAT? 252 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,108 IT'S NOT THE FUCKING BOY SCOUTS. 253 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,649 - YOU DON'T NEED TO SIT IN ON THIS, HANK. 254 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:45,085 - YET, HERE I AM. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 255 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,287 - READY, LEVON? - [sighs] SURE. 256 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,790 SHOULD--SHOULD I SIT OR STAND? 257 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,959 - TOTALLY UP TO YOU, HON. 258 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,061 - RELAX, KID. YOU'RE SWEATING LIKE A PIG. 259 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,395 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 260 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,698 I'M REALLY FUCKING NERVOUS. I'M SORRY. 261 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,966 [exhales sharply] 262 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:02,402 - NO, NO, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GONNA HELP WITH THE SWEATING. 263 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,639 JUST-- - [exhales sharply] 264 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,209 - OH, MY GOD! OKAY. - YOU ALL RIGHT? 265 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,711 MAN DOWN. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 266 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:11,812 - I AM SO SORRY. 267 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,014 - YOU KNOW WHAT? NO PROBLEM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 268 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,749 YOU ALL RIGHT? 269 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,151 THANK YOU. OKAY, IT'S JUST-- 270 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,253 - LEVON, LEAVE IT. - GREAT. 271 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,089 - SORRY. - NO, NOT TO WORRY. 272 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,824 HAVE A SEAT. 273 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,993 OKAY. 274 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,862 SLATE FOR THE CAMERA. 275 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:33,400 - HELLO. I'M LEVON MOODY... 276 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,268 - HEY-O. 277 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,805 - REP--REPRESENTED BY CHARLES RUNKLE, 278 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,172 THE RUNKLE AGENCY. 279 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:42,075 I'M READING FOR THE PART OF THE KID. 280 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,376 AND I'M OKAY WITH NUDITY. 281 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,879 - NO NUDITY REQUIRED. 282 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,881 - I KNOW. I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW I-I'M OKAY WITH IT. 283 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,017 I'M PRETTY HAPPY WITH MY BODY RIGHT NOW. 284 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,385 - GREAT. OKAY, YOU READY? 285 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,287 - YES. YES, I AM. 286 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,924 - YO, IS YOUR FATHER HOME? 287 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:01,962 - [mouths words] 288 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,297 - OH... 289 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,967 WHO--WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 290 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,035 - DANKO JONES IS WHO. 291 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,203 GET YOUR OLD MAN OUT HERE, KID. 292 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,308 - [farts] 293 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,878 - [imitates farting] EXCUSE ME. 294 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,112 I'M SORRY. 295 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,914 - I AM SO SORRY. I-I MEAN, EXCUSE ME. 296 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,850 I-I HAVE A REALLY NERVOUS TUMMY RIGHT NOW. 297 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,318 CAN--CAN I DO THAT AGAIN? - [imitates farting, laughs] 298 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,054 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK WE GOT IT. 299 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,722 [knock at door, door opens] 300 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,791 - SORRY. UH, HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME, HANK. 301 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,226 HE'S COMING UP THE STAIRS. - FUCK! 302 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,728 THAT WAS GREAT, KID. - IT STINKS IN HERE. 303 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,263 - IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER 304 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,833 WITHOUT THAT ONE-CHEEK SNEAK, BUT RIGHT UP UNTIL THEN, ACES. 305 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,736 HEY. SORRY. - OH, HEY, HANK. 306 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,037 NO, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 307 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,906 - I'M JUST-- I GOT TO WAIT FOR HASHTAG. 308 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,374 HE'S JUST, YOU KNOW-- - OH, SIT DOWN. STAY. 309 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,876 YOU WANT A WATER? 310 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,477 - SURE. I'M--I'M A LITTLE PARCHED. 311 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,345 - OH, GOOD. - YEAH. 312 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,714 - HERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU. 313 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,351 - OH, LOOK AT YOU. - [laughs] 314 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,353 - YOU KIND OF FEEL IT, DON'T YOU? 315 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,223 - MM, MM-HMM. WHAT? 316 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,457 - YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE US OF IT ALL. 317 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,226 - OH, THAT! both: YEAH. 318 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,360 - SO MUCH TENSION. 319 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,196 - RIGHT, RIGHT. - YOU KNOW, JUST-- 320 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,463 EVER SINCE YOU STARTED WORKING HERE... 321 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,832 - MM-HMM. - THIS JOB HAS JUST GOTTEN 322 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,300 TO BE SO MUCH MORE FUN, YOU KNOW, 323 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,768 LIKE, EXPONENTIALLY MORE FUN. 324 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,536 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I-I TRY TO BE ADDITIVE. 325 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,471 - YEAH. YEAH, IT'S JUST NICE 326 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,473 TO HAVE SOME REAL MALE ENERGY AROUND HERE. 327 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,042 - YEAH. MM-HMM. - YOU KNOW, RATH--HE'S COOL. 328 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,310 HE'S GREAT AND ALL, 329 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,878 BUT, YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST SO CLOSED OFF. 330 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,546 - YEAH, I DO FIND HIM EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE. 331 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,381 - OH, TOTALLY. - MM, YEAH. 332 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,383 - AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SIT NEXT TO HUGH. 333 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,418 - OH, I DO. - HE'S JUST-- 334 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,086 - YEAH, IT'S EXCRUCIATING. 335 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,455 - YEAH, SO I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM INTO IT... 336 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,523 - ALL RIGHT. - IF YOU ARE. 337 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,958 - WELL, INTO WHAT EXACTLY? 338 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,492 - YOU KNOW, LIKE AN INTEROFFICE ROMANCE... 339 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,894 - OH, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? - YOU KNOW, SOME KIND 340 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,262 OF A THING LIKE--YOU KNOW? - [laughs] 341 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,396 - OH. - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT, JADE? 342 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,965 - OH. - I GOT AN IDEA. 343 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,433 LET'S NOT, AND PLEASURE OURSELVES 344 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,968 TO THE THOUGHT THAT WE DID. 345 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:48,969 - OH, A LITTLE NAUGHTY. 346 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,271 - YES, I TOOK THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT SEMINAR. 347 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,406 OR I BRIBED HUGH TO TAKE IT... - UH-HUH. 348 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,142 - WITH A SPRINKLES GIFT CARD, YOU KNOW? 349 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,543 AND I JUST DON'T THINK 350 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,946 THAT MY HANDSOME TEN INCHES IS WORTH THE TROUBLE. 351 00:12:58,979 --> 00:12:59,947 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY-- 352 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,015 A MOMENT ON THE LIPS, A LIFETIME ON THE HIPS. 353 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:05,018 - IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE SENSE. - OH, I AM MAKING YOU FLUSTERED! 354 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,887 [laughs] AREN'T I? 355 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,821 - YES, YOU ARE. 356 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,522 - COME ON, IT WOULD BE SO FUN, YOU KNOW. 357 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,258 AND IT'S NOT LOVE OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW? 358 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,425 - NO, NO. - BUT YOU ARE DEFINITELY 359 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,194 THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE ROOM. 360 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,829 - WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S NOT REALLY SAYING MUCH, IS IT? 361 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,430 - OH, I MEAN, AND IT'S SAFE TO SAY 362 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,266 THAT I'M THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE ROOM. 363 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,533 - WELL, YOU ARE. YOU ARE... 364 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,402 EXCEPT FOR TERRY, OF COURSE. - OF COURSE! 365 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,403 - RIGHT. - YEAH. 366 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,571 - TERRY IS PRETTY HO-- 367 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,273 WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HIM, ANYWAY? 368 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,108 I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET THE STRAIGHT STORY FROM ANYBODY. 369 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,376 - YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY SURE. 370 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,477 EVERYONE SAYS ONE THING, AND THEN HE SAYS ANOTH-- 371 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,045 - YEP. - OH! OH, HEY. 372 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,580 - HANK, YOUR MANAGER'S HERE. - OH, AWESOME. 373 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,182 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU THINK ABOUT IT, HANK. 374 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,917 - I WILL, "JARDE." 375 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,551 - [laughs] - THINK ABOUT WHAT? 376 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,387 - NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, HUGH. 377 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,922 GET OUT OF HERE. 378 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,858 CLOSE THE DOOR. 379 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,326 [sighs] 380 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,595 - JADE'S PRETTY CUTE, HUH? - TOTES. 381 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,864 - I'M TRYING TO GET THE NERVE TO ASK HER OUT. 382 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,366 - YOU SHOULD DO THAT. YOU SHOULD DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 383 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,968 - YEAH, YOU THINK I HAVE A SHOT? - YEAH. 384 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,037 WE'RE ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW, AREN'T WE? 385 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,073 SHE IS TOTALLY WARM FOR YOUR PEAR-SHAPED FORM, DUDE. 386 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,474 TRUST. 387 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,977 WHAT'S UP, SWEET CHEEKS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 388 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,079 - I CAME TO SUPPORT MY MOST IMPORTANT CLIENT 389 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,215 AS HE PRODUCES HIS VERY FIRST EPISODE OF TELEVISION. 390 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,250 - YEAH, IT'S REALLY KIND OF AN IMPOSITION, CHARLIE. 391 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,484 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BABYSIT 392 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,186 YOUR PALE, POCKMARKED ASS RIGHT NOW. 393 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,388 - ACTUALLY, I KIND OF NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 394 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,589 - OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT YOU. 395 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,358 I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT SOONER. 396 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,227 - I'M IN A REALLY BAD WAY RIGHT NOW, HANK. 397 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,930 - WHAT IS IT--STILL WITH THE UNCOOPERATIVE WEEN? 398 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,597 - NO, THAT'S WORKING PRETTY WELL NOW, ACTUALLY. 399 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,566 - WELL, THAT'S GREAT! 400 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,102 RIGHT? - NOT EXACTLY. 401 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,570 - COME ON, CHARLIE, I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. 402 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,906 I GOT TO MEET KAREN FOR A DRINK LATER ON. 403 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,008 - A DRINK WITH KAREN-- WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 404 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,910 - EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING CRAZY RIGHT NOW, 405 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,379 I DON'T FEEL LIKE I CAN MAKE THE RIGHT MOVE TO SAVE MY LIFE, 406 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,014 AND SHE CENTERS ME, YOU KNOW? 407 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,383 - I COULD USE SOME CENTERING MYSELF RIGHT NOW. 408 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,585 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, OUT WITH IT. 409 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,020 - [sighs] - WHAT IS IT? 410 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,657 - STU HAS OFFERED ME A MILLION DOLLARS 411 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,392 TO LET HIM FUCK MARCY AGAIN. 412 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,127 - [laughs] YOU'RE KIDDING? 413 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,129 - I'M NOT KIDDING. - THAT IS FUCKED UP, CHARLIE. 414 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,330 - I KNOW! 415 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,166 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT, ARE YOU? 416 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,101 - I DON'T KNOW YET. 417 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,136 MARCY REALLY WANTS THE MONEY. 418 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,306 WE COULD REALLY USE THE CASH. - WOW. 419 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,475 YOU KNOW, I-I WOULD NEVER BE OKAY WITH SOMEBODY 420 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,077 FUCKING KAREN FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. 421 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,711 I MEAN, I HAD TO PUT UP WITH BATES BANGING HER 422 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,414 FOR THAT WHOLE TIME, AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET PAID FOR IT. 423 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,016 AND WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF NASTY SHIT 424 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,951 IS SWIMMING AROUND THAT GUY'S URETHRA? 425 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,420 HE'S PROBABLY GOT THE AVIAN FLU SWIMMING AROUND IN HIS SEMEN. 426 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,555 - BACK TO ME, OKAY? - SURE. WHAT? 427 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,657 - ALL RIGHT, SLIGHTLY COMPLICATING MATTERS 428 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,694 IS THE FACT THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME WE DISCUSS IT, 429 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,363 WE GET INCREDIBLY TURNED ON AND END UP FUCKING. 430 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,165 - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO? 431 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,001 - I DON'T KNOW. 432 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,635 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU AND YOUR DICK, CHARLIE. 433 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,304 IT'S THAT DEEP DOWN, YOU DON'T BELIEVE 434 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,471 THAT YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. 435 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,007 THAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. 436 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,408 YOU GOT TO TELL YOUR DICK THAT IT'S OKAY 437 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,010 TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 438 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,545 SPEAK OF THE FUCKING DEVIL. - THE HANDSOME DEVIL. 439 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,180 HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING ON THE STAGE? 440 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,581 - IT'S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE, STU. 441 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,184 - CARE TO LEND A HAND? - OH, GOD, NO. 442 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,753 I'M WHAT THEY CALL A "HANDS-OFF EXECUTIVE PRODUCER." 443 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,455 - EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO THE MONEY, RIGHT? 444 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,589 - OH, BUT OF COURSE. 445 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,358 OH, SPEAKING OF MONEY, 446 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,993 I'M GONNA BE PUTTING A CLOCK 447 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,229 ON THAT OFFER I MADE YOU, CHARLIE. 448 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,131 I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT. 449 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,466 - YEAH, WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR INDECENT PROPOSAL, STU. 450 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,268 - WELL, I THINK IT IS VERY DECENT-- 451 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,103 - OH! OH-HO! - OH! 452 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,604 - MY MAN, BUTTERBEAN! - OH! 453 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,073 - CHAMPION! - JESUS! 454 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,075 RUNKLE, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 455 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,643 - YOU INSULTED MY MAN'S PRIDE. 456 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,211 - THAT'S RIGHT. - INSULTED HIM? 457 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,579 I MADE A VERY GENEROUS OFFER, 458 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,115 AND I THINK IT SPEAKS TO THE DEPTH 459 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,617 OF MY FEELINGS FOR MARCY THAT THE OFFER STILL STANDS, 460 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:28,788 IN SPITE OF THIS COMPLETELY UNWARRANTED AGGRESSION. 461 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,091 - HASHTAG'S LOOKING FOR YOU, HANK. 462 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:35,028 - WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT ASSHOLE WANT NOW? 463 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:38,198 HE'S STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE? 464 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,567 - I THOUGHT WE WAS FRIENDS, MOODY. 465 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,269 - WE ARE, HASHTAG. WE ARE. 466 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,137 IT'S JUST--IT'S-- I'M IN SUCH A FRENZY HERE, 467 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,640 AND THIS BITCH IS RUNNING OFF THE RAILS AS WE SPEAK. 468 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,542 - COME ON, WALK WITH ME. 469 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,544 MAN, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT MOTHERFUCKER? 470 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,113 - WHICH ONE? 471 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,082 - THE ONE WHOSE GENDER CONFUSES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 472 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,750 - TERRY, YEP. - YEAH, TERRY. 473 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,352 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT LADY-DUDE? 474 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,221 - I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER. 475 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,822 I DON'T KNOW. - YOU SMOKE WEED? 476 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,525 - I MOST CERTAINLY DO. - SMOKE WITH ME. 477 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,195 VAPORIZER. - I WILL. 478 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,533 - LEVEL WITH ME, MOODY. 479 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,802 YOU THINK I GOT WHAT IT TAKES? - WHAT IT TAKES? 480 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,504 - YEAH, TO HANDLE SUPERSTARDOM. 481 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,708 - SURE. WHY NOT, HASHTAG? YOU'RE AS COOL AS THEY COME. 482 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,844 - I PRESENT MYSELF THAT WAY, BUT I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 483 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,180 IT'S LIKE, SOMETIMES I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE CLUBS, 484 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,715 YOU KNOW, MAKE MOTHERFUCKERS LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF, 485 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,683 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - YEAH, I GET IT. 486 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,086 SOMETIMES I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD BEDROOM 487 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,155 AND WRITE A SHORT STORY AND THEN PLEASURE MYSELF 488 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:38,225 TO MY TRUSTY OLD COPY OF PENTHOUSE LETTERS. 489 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,093 - YOU KNOW, IF THIS SHIT FLOPS, RIGHT, 490 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,095 MY FACE IS ON EVERY BILLBOARD. 491 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,830 THAT'S WHY I'M SO PARTICULAR ABOUT MY SHIT. 492 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,698 - I-I UNDERSTAND. IT'S JUST-- 493 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,301 I WOULDN'T STEER YOU WRONG, HASHTAG. 494 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,371 - SO WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT AMY TAYLOR WALSH? 495 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,705 - VERY TALENTED. 496 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,407 - YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S A GOOD ACTOR AND ALL. 497 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,876 I'M SAYING, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S CRAZY HOT, RIGHT? 498 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,711 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE ME A SCENE WHERE ME AND HER-- 499 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,447 LIKE, WE'RE JUST MAKING OUT. 500 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,549 I MEAN, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S, LIKE, A DREAM SEQUENCE. 501 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,583 THAT WAY, IF THE SHOW GET CANCELED, 502 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,717 AT LEAST I'LL HAVE THAT. 503 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,353 - I COULD DO THAT FOR YOU, HASHTAG, 504 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,388 BUT I THINK THE THIRD EPISODE IS TOO SOON, YOU KNOW? 505 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,623 - I TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS. 506 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,292 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO JULIA. 507 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,195 - NAH, JULIA, MAN-- IT'S TOO COMPLICATED. 508 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,729 YOU GOT A KID WITH HER. RATH DIGS HER. 509 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,465 [clicks tongue] I'M GOOD, MAN. 510 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,300 I'M NOT TRYING TO HAVE A PROJECT ON MY HANDS, YOU FEEL ME? 511 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,203 - COPY THAT, MOTHERFUCKER. - [laughs] 512 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,337 YEAH, MAN. 513 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,738 YOU KNOW, I'M HAPPY WE HAD THIS TALK. 514 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,507 I FEEL LIKE WE CONNECTED ON A HUMAN LEVEL. 515 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,775 - ME TOO. 516 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,643 - I REALLY RESPECT YOUR WRITING. - THANK YOU. 517 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,146 AND I REALLY RESPECT YOUR TASTE IN WEED. 518 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,582 - HEY, WE CAN SMOKE ANYTIME. 519 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,284 - BOYS! AH! 520 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,719 - [laughs] WHAT UP? WHAT UP? - OH, WHOO! 521 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,554 - HEY, Y'ALL GOT SOME PITCHES FOR ME? 522 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,490 - YEAH! YO, MAN, WE GOT A PHONE BOOK 523 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,425 FULL OF FUNNY SHIT RIGHT HERE, BROTHER, RIGHT HERE. 524 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,859 - WE'RE SHITTING JOKES ON THE WALK OVER HERE, BOY. 525 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,228 - SHITTING JOKES? SHITTING JOKES! 526 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,896 - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? [laughter] 527 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,564 - SHIT THEM JOKES! HEY, FUCK EXPOSITION, RIGHT? 528 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,500 - WAIT, WAIT, HOLD IT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 529 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,868 - OH, I HAD THEM REWRITE THE SCENE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 530 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,904 PUNCH IT UP, MAKE IT FUNNY. - MY--MY SCENE? 531 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,872 THE ONE I WROTE, THE ONE WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOOT? 532 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,541 - I MEAN, YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO REWRITE IT, 533 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,410 SO I HAD THESE BOYS COME IN, YOU KNOW, MAKE IT FUNNY. 534 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,645 AND PLUS, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT A COMEDY WRITER. 535 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,248 - BUT I'M WITTY, RIGHT? [laughter] 536 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,284 - SORRY, MOODY. - I STILL LOVE YOU, MOODY. 537 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,620 - AMY TAYLOR WALSH WANTS TO SEE YOU... 538 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,522 IN HER TRAILER. - LOVELY. 539 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,923 - DO YOU WANT ME TO CHAPERONE? 540 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,925 I DO HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH THESE WEIRDOES. 541 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,528 - THAT IS A KIND OFFER, TERRY, BUT-- 542 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,662 BUT, NO, THANK YOU. 543 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,931 BUT--BUT CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 544 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,301 - YES. 545 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,238 - NEVER MIND. 546 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,839 FORGET IT. 547 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,950 [knock at door] - COME IN. 548 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:48,888 - WOWZA. 549 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,658 - JUST WANTED YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY WARDROBE. 550 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,426 - HUH. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 551 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,228 - I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT. 552 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,330 IS--IS THERE ANOTHER OPTION? 553 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,531 - NOPE. [laughs] 554 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,801 I JUST REALLY WANTED YOU TO SEE ME IN MY LACY UNDERTHINGS. 555 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,837 - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, AND THANK YOU FOR THAT. 556 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,439 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 557 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,608 YOU KNOW, I DO NEED TO FIX SOMETHING. 558 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,878 - WHAT IS THAT? - THIS. 559 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,616 - MM. - THERE, DONE. 560 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,251 - WHAT--WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU FIX? 561 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,852 - I JUST--I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS RIGHT 562 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,522 THAT YOU'D GONE DOWN ON ME, AND WE HADN'T EVEN KISSED YET. 563 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,690 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 564 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,258 THAT DOES SEEM A LITTLE IMPROPER. 565 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,793 - MM-HMM. - ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 566 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,528 - YEAH, VERY. 567 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,630 - OH, YOU--OOH, YOU KNOW WHAT, AMY TAYLOR WALSH? 568 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,031 I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE 569 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:36,736 AND SUGGEST THAT PERHAPS THIS IS NOT THE BEST OF IDEAS. 570 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,405 - WHY IS THAT? 571 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:43,009 - BECAUSE THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS. 572 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,877 - [laughs] IS THAT WHAT I'M DOING? 573 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,480 - YEAH. - AM I TRYING YOUR SOUL? 574 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,517 - AMONG OTHER THINGS. - [chuckles] 575 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,422 MM. ARE YOU HIGH? 576 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,924 - UM, A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN I'D LIKE TO BE. 577 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:01,828 - HMM. WHO'D YOU GET HIGH WITH? 578 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,697 [door opens] - AMY TAYLOR WALSH! 579 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,066 WHAT THE-- WHAT THE-- 580 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,068 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? - WHAT THE FUCK? 581 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,903 YOU CAN'T JUST COME BUSTING INTO MY TRAILER! 582 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,472 - LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR. 583 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,474 - I WASN'T EXPECTING ANY FUCKING VISITORS. 584 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,075 - LISTEN, I'M GONNA GO-- - THIS IS MY JOINT, OKAY? 585 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,077 I'M NUMBER ONE ON THE CALL SHEET! 586 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,313 - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT NUMBER YOU ARE, 587 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,648 I'M NOT GONNA FUCK YOU, HASHTAG. 588 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,082 - WELL, YOU MAKING A MISTAKE, 589 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,951 'CAUSE BITCHES LOVE ME, AND I NEED AN ON-SET ROMANCE! 590 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,853 - GO FUCK AN EXTRA! THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR. 591 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,689 - I'M TOO PRETTY FOR THAT. - GET OUT! 592 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,090 - BULLSHIT! [door slams] 593 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,793 - CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW UNPROFESSIONAL SOME PEOPLE ARE? 594 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,395 - SO UNPROFESSIONAL. - SO CRAZY. 595 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,429 [door opens] 596 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,498 - MOODY, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, MAN. 597 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:41,334 AFTER THE TALK WE HAD? THIS IS BULLSHIT. 598 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,702 - GET OUT. 599 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,070 - THEY'RE READY ON SET. 600 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,839 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE SOME TELEVISION! 601 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,815 ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY? - YEAH, I'M ON MY WAY. 602 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,585 HOW ABOUT YOU? - I WILL BE, SHORTLY... 603 00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,752 VERY SHORTLY. 604 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:00,953 WE JUST GOT TO REHEARSE THIS SCENE. 605 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,789 30 MINUTES OR LESS. - OH, HANK. 606 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,057 I DON'T WANT TO WAIT FOR WHAT ALREADY PROMISES 607 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,093 TO BE A PRETTY UNPLEASANT CONVERSATION. 608 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,661 - WHY YOU GOT TO BE LIKE THAT? 609 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,563 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. AND THANK YOU. 610 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,131 THANK YOU FOR DOING IT. - IT'S OKAY. 611 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,633 YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO TALK 612 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,102 ABOUT HOW AND WHEN YOU PLAN TO TELL BECCA 613 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,137 ABOUT ALL THE SHINY, NEW PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE, 614 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,739 AND THEN--AND THEN I WANT TO GO, OKAY? 615 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,907 I WANT TO GO HOME. 616 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,842 DEAL? - DEAL. 617 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,477 BUT I JUST GOT TO SEE YOU SMILE 618 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,680 BEFORE YOU GO HOME, OKAY? ONE TIME? 619 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,115 - I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES. 620 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,718 - PERFECT. I WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY. 621 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,886 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 622 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,030 - I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE THIS. - OH. 623 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,065 THANKS, KID, YOU READ MY MIND. 624 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,501 - HOW DID I DO? WAS I ANY GOOD? 625 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,870 - I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER IT, EXCEPT FOR THE FART, 626 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,606 WHICH WAS GOOD-- SOLID, SOLID FART. 627 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,908 - YEAH, IT WAS FUCKING EMBARRASSING, THOUGH. 628 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,477 - IT WAS MEMORABLE. 629 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,812 - YOU WERE RIGHT. EDDIE NERO IS A FUCKING PSYCHO. 630 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:02,014 I MEAN, THE GUY WOULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU 631 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,215 AND TAKING A MAN IN HIS MOUTH. 632 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:06,118 I THINK WHAT HE REALLY WANTS IS TO TAKE YOU IN HIS MOUTH. 633 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,120 - OH, WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO BE WANTED. 634 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,889 - YEAH. HOW'S IT GOING? 635 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,891 - NOT GREAT. 636 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,626 - ARE YOU STONED? - HUH? 637 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,162 - ARE YOU STONED? - NOT AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO BE. 638 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,498 - AND TRY ONE. - WE'LL JUST TRY IT. 639 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,900 - WILL YOU JUST LISTEN? - AND ACTION. 640 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,134 - FREEZE! - FREEZE! 641 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,604 - YOU GOT THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SEXY. 642 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:25,605 - OH, COME ON! 643 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,941 - AND ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE HELD AGAINST ME. 644 00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:30,777 - ONE TIME, DO IT LIKE THE SCRIPT--ONCE. 645 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,813 - DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE KISSES THAT'S COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? 646 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:36,148 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? CUT! 647 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,651 - WHO THE HELL IS YELLING "CUT" ON MY SE--OH, SORRY. 648 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,453 - I CALL "CUT" WHEN I SEE THE INMATES 649 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,521 RUNNING THE FUCKING ASYLUM! 650 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,456 HANK, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, MAN? 651 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,157 - I THINK HASHTAG IS JUST WORKING SOME SHIT 652 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,460 THROUGH HIS SYSTEM, AND--AND, YOU KNOW, 653 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,161 WE'RE GONNA CIRCLE BACK AND GET IT ALL. 654 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:50,730 IT'S GONNA BE FINE. - YOU'RE THE ADULT. 655 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,031 YOU HAVE TO BABYSIT THEM, 656 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,666 OR THEY'RE GONNA ROLLERBLADE ALL OVER YOU. 657 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,768 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. MOODY'S YOUR IDEA OF AN ADULT... 658 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:57,704 WHEN HE'S STICKING HIS PECKER IN ALL THE FEMALE ACTRESSES? 659 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:58,938 FOR REAL? 660 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,206 - OKAY, LET'S NOT REHASH ANCIENT HISTORY. 661 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:02,041 THAT WAS WEEKS AGO. WE'RE PAST THAT. 662 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,109 NOW LET'S DEAL WITH THIS. 663 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,177 - OH, NO, IT WAS FIVE MINUTES AGO! 664 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,979 I CAUGHT HIM MACKING ON AMY TAYLOR WALSH. 665 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,214 - WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU? 666 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,649 - YOU WERE MACKING ON HER? - [sighs] 667 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,751 - WHAT DOES "MACKING" MEAN? - NOTHING. 668 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,019 - IT MEANS, LIKE, MAKING OUT. 669 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:16,022 - YOU WERE--YOU WERE MACKING ON HER WHEN YOU WERE INSIDE OF ME? 670 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,757 - JULIA, HOLD ON. - WAIT. YOU WERE INSIDE HER? 671 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,692 WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? - THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 672 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:20,960 - MAY I SUGGEST A SIDEBAR? 673 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,530 - SEE, I-I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED MY GUT WITH YOU. 674 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,231 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE HIRED YOU. I WAS RIGHT. 675 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:27,934 YOU ARE A FUCKING TODDLER WITH A TOXIC PERSONALITY. 676 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,569 - WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN YOU GUYS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER? 677 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,270 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE. 678 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,905 IT'S LIKE THE WORLD'S GREATEST FUCKING LOVE STORY. 679 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,707 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE 680 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:35,908 TO A FUCKING GUEST STAR. 681 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,577 COME ON, REALLY? - THAT'S NOT VERY NICE. 682 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,946 - LOOK, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A BITCH. 683 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,514 I'M-- - WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT. 684 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,082 TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT. WHAT'S THE RULES? 685 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:44,851 SHE SAID "BITCH." I CAN'T SAY "BITCH"? 686 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,252 - NOBODY'S TALKING TO YOU! 687 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,954 A WOMAN CAN SAY IT. EXACTLY. - OH, WOMEN CAN SAY IT? 688 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,722 - I'M SORRY. I JUST-- I'M FEELING SLIGHTLY USED. 689 00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:51,724 THAT'S ALL IT WAS. SORRY. - I KNOW THE FEELING. 690 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,259 - YOU KNEW I LIKED HER. WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING SENSE OF HONOR? 691 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:55,928 - THIS GUY--HE HAS NO HONOR AND NO SHAME! 692 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,597 - WATCH IT, YOU FUCKING WORM. YOU WANT THAT STINK FINGER? 693 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,231 'CAUSE I'LL FUCKING GIVE IT TO YOU! 694 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,900 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED. 695 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,169 TAKE YOUR FUCKING STINK FINGERS AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY SET, 696 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,804 BEFORE YOU GIVE SOMEBODY PINKEYE! 697 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,005 - OKAY, EXCUSE ME. 698 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,640 WHOSE SET IS THIS? 699 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,241 YOU WANT TO FIRE SOMEONE, YOU GOT TO GO THROUGH ME. 700 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,011 - I'M AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. - IN NAME ONLY. 701 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:13,813 - CAN I FIRE HIM? - NO! 702 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,748 - YOU'RE LUCKY I LIVE TO SHOOT. 703 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,117 - RATH, LOOK, IT'S COMPLICATED. - IT'S NOT COMPLICATED. 704 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,152 I ASKED YOU, "ARE YOU OKAY WITH ME PURSUING HER?" 705 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,654 - YES. - YOU SAID YOU WERE, RIGHT? 706 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,289 - YES, YES. - THEN YOU MOVE IN ON HER? 707 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:24,991 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? - I DIDN'T MOVE IN ON HER. 708 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,258 BUT IT'S LIKE YOU SAID-- 709 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,595 WE SHARE A KID. WE BOTH HAVE PRIVATE PARTS. 710 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,029 SHIT HAPPENS. 711 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:32,164 AND I'M NOT--I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OF THIS SHIT. 712 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,866 IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHO SHE FUCKS 713 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:37,003 OR WHO SHE DOESN'T FUCK, 'CAUSE IT'S UP TO HER. 714 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,771 SHE DOESN'T EXIST TO SERVICE US. 715 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:41,307 WE'RE LUCKY SHE EVEN LOOKS IN OUR DIRECTION OCCASIONALLY. 716 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,910 - OH, I WANT TO BE MAD AT YOU, BUT THEN YOU'RE SO SWEET! 717 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,679 - I KNOW. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 718 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,649 - WHAT THE-- - OKAY, BACK TO WORK! 719 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,350 LET'S DO THE FUCKING SCENE, ALL RIGHT? 720 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,219 IF THERE IS SO MUCH AS A COMMA OUT OF PLACE, 721 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:56,656 WE STAY ALL NIGHT UNTIL WE GET IT! 722 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:59,659 THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING IMPROV OLYMPICS, ALL RIGHT? 723 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:02,028 IT'S RICK RATH'S FINISHING SCHOOL FOR ASSHOLES, 724 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:05,064 WHERE THE SCRIPT IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! 725 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:08,200 [cell phone ringing] 726 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,806 - KAREN, I AM SO SORRY. I'M ON MY WAY. 727 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,708 - HANK, IT'S MARCY. 728 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,677 - MARCY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH KAREN'S PHONE? 729 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,712 AND WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU FUCKING STU FOR MONEY? 730 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,213 - HANK, SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME. 731 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,950 I GOT TO TRY TO GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT CRYING. 732 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,352 I'M AT THE HOSPITAL. 733 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:29,856 KAREN WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 734 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,866 [engine turning]