1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,243 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:13,381 - WHOA! YOU HAVE A SURPRISINGLY BIG DICK. 3 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:16,184 OH, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO BE WITH YOU, LEVON. 4 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,252 - I'M NOT SAYING WHAT HE DID IS RIGHT. 5 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:20,288 BUT I GET WHERE HE'S COMING FROM, YOU KNOW? 6 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,490 HE'S A GUY. HE JUST WANTS TO GET LAID. 7 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,392 IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL. 8 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,127 - YOU HAVE ANOTHER FAMILY. 9 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:31,132 THE BOTTOM HAS JUST OFFICIALLY DROPPED OUT OF OUR RELATIONSHIP! 10 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:32,633 - HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ANY THOUGHT 11 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,202 TO TAKING ON A MANAGER? 12 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,636 - I COULD TOTALLY SEE US WORKING TOGETHER. 13 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,405 YOU HELP ME GET THE SHOW OUT FROM UNDER RATH, 14 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:38,806 AND I'M ALL YOURS. 15 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:42,676 THERE IS NOTHING LIMP DICK ABOUT YOU, CHARLIE. 16 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,745 - I MEAN, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 17 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,381 IS IT COOL IF, UH, I PURSUE HER? 18 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:48,816 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING TO REKINDLE? - NO. 19 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:50,218 NO, NOT AT ALL. - WHY NOT? 20 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,519 - THIS IS-- - IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. 21 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,087 - A TERRIBLE IDEA. 22 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:03,764 [guitar playing] 23 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,566 - HEY! YOU RANG? 24 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,701 - YEAH. HOW'S THAT OUTLINE GOING? 25 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,237 - NOT GREAT. 26 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,239 IT'S KIND OF LIKE HAVING AN IMPACTED BOWEL 27 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,274 AND YOU'RE FORCED TO STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 28 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:16,544 AND PRY THE SHIT OUT ONE DRY, FLAKY CHUNK AT A TIME, 29 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,312 EXCEPT WITH WORDS. 30 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:21,749 - THANK YOU FOR THAT. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 31 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,152 DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED. 32 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,719 - JUST ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW MUCH I SUCK. 33 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,088 - COPY THAT, MOTHERFUCKER. 34 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:33,894 - UM, I AM GOING OUT ON A DATE WITH JULIA TONIGHT. 35 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,897 - OH. THE REAL REASON YOU SUMMONED ME. 36 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,600 - MAYBE. YOU OKAY WITH THAT? 37 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,236 - IF THE LADY'S COOL WITH IT, I'M COOL WITH IT. 38 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,172 - WHAT ABOUT THE KID? YOU THINK HE'LL BE COOL WITH IT? 39 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,873 - I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT SUCH THINGS. 40 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,641 - YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, MR. RATH, SIR? 41 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,510 - YEAH, HEY! COME IN, COME IN. 42 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,880 HAVE A SEAT. 43 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,649 HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? - COULDN'T BE BETTER. 44 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,251 - GOOD. - WANT SOME CHOCOLATE? 45 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,519 - NO, THANK YOU. 46 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,888 LISTEN... UH, I WANTED YOU TO KNOW 47 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:03,791 THAT, UH, I'M TAKING YOUR MOM OUT TONIGHT. 48 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:07,261 HANK SUPPORTS IT. - YEAH, I-I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. 49 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,730 - WHAT, SHE TOLD YOU? - YEAH. 50 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,365 WE TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING. 51 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:12,900 - EVERYTHING? 52 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,868 - PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 53 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,871 ONE TIME, MY AUNT JESSE STAYED WITH US FOR A FEW DAYS, 54 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,773 AND IT WAS RIGHT AROUND THE TIME I STARTED JERKING OFF. 55 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,642 SO SHE LEAVES A PAIR OF HER PANTIES BEHIND. 56 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,211 I USED TO SNIFF 'EM WHILE I HIT IT. 57 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,912 REALLY ENHANCED THE ORGASM, YOU KNOW? 58 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,548 - THEN I STARTED TO FEEL, LIKE, WEIRD AND GUILTY ABOUT IT, 59 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:28,682 SO I TOLD MY MOM. 60 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,251 SHE WAS SO FUCKING COOL ABOUT IT. 61 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:33,321 SHE'S PRETTY HOT FOR AN AUNT, AUNT JESSE. 62 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,223 - MAYBE I SHOULD RETHINK THIS THING. 63 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:36,490 - OH, NO, NO. DON'T. 64 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,925 LOOK, LOOK, MY MOM'S A GREAT LADY. 65 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:41,295 SHE--SHE DESERVES TO HAVE FUN WITH MEN. 66 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,431 GROSS. 67 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:44,932 J-JUST BE COOL, OKAY? 68 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,667 ANYONE CAN BE A DICK. BE A GENTLEMAN, YOU KNOW? 69 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,436 THINK ABOUT IT LIKE IF I WAS GONNA DATE YOUR MOM. 70 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:51,372 - I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT. 71 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,607 MY MOM IS DEAD. 72 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:57,345 - OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA. 73 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,280 WAS SHE HOT? 74 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,315 - HOLY SHIT. 75 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,583 - HEY, YOU KNOW, 76 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,419 THE--THE GOOD NEWS HERE IS I'M TOTALLY FREE TO HANG TONIGHT. 77 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:09,790 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 78 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,793 [upbeat music] 79 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:20,934 * 80 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,743 - SO WHO RECOMMENDED YOU? 81 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:06,914 - MOMMY! WHY ARE YOU HURTING THAT LADY'S "BAGINA"? 82 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,549 - STUART, I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM. 83 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,950 MOMMY'S WORKING. 84 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,719 - IT'S OKAY, HONEY. SHE'S NOT HURTING IT. 85 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,821 I MEAN, IT HURTS A LITTLE BIT. 86 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,889 ACTUALLY, IT HURTS A LOT. 87 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,758 BUT SHE'S JUST TAKING THE HAIR OFF. 88 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,026 - OKAY, YEAH, HE DOESN'T NEED TO-- 89 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,594 - WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE HAIR OFF? 90 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:21,795 - STUART-- 91 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:24,432 - BECAUSE BOYS LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS. 92 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,634 - HONEY, I NEED YOU TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM NOW. 93 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,801 - I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. 94 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,036 IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG PINK WALNUT. 95 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:33,073 - ALL RIGHT, THEN, RUN ALONG NOW. 96 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,008 - WOW. 97 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,044 HE IS SO CUTE. [chuckles] 98 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:40,047 - YES. HE IS A LITTLE DOLLY-- 99 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,916 JUST LIKE HIS DAD. IT'S WEIRD. 100 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,819 OKAY, SO WHO RECOMMENDED YOU? 101 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,621 - STU BEGGS. 102 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,690 - OH, OKAY, MY EX. 103 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:50,924 - YEAH. 104 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,760 HE SAID THAT YOU PROBABLY NEEDED THE WORK. 105 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:56,029 HE SAID THAT YOUR HUSBAND ISN'T MUCH OF AN EARNER, SO... 106 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,065 - I'M SURE HE DID. 107 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,567 AND, NO, HE IS NOT. 108 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,670 - HE TALKS ABOUT YOU A LOT, ACTUALLY. 109 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,072 I THINK THAT HE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 110 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:09,109 WELL, ACTUALLY, HE HAS SAID THAT OUT LOUD, LIKE, A LOT. 111 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,811 [laughs] 112 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,881 - WAIT. SO HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 113 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:17,451 - HE'S A CLIENT. - OH, OKAY. 114 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,687 SO WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, A PUBLICIST OR SOMETHING? 115 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,955 - MORE LIKE... - A HOOKER? 116 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,457 - YEAH. - YEAH! 117 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,593 - PRETTY MUCH. - THAT'S REAL NEAT. 118 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,094 - SORRY. 119 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,630 - NO, IT'S FINE. NO JUDGMENT. 120 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:33,967 SO, UH, STU'S BIG INTO PROSTITUTES THESE DAYS. 121 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,636 - YEAH. - YEAH. 122 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,971 - YEAH, HE MUST BE NURSING A BROKEN HEART OR SOMETHING 123 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,708 BECAUSE HE DROPS A LOT OF CASH ON 'TUTES. 124 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,576 I LIKE TO THINK THAT I'M HIS FAVORITE, 125 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:45,613 BUT HE'S NOT REALLY VERY PICKY. 126 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,781 - HMM. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH. 127 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,784 HE CALLS ME MARCY WHEN WE BONE. 128 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,085 [laughs] - OH! 129 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,422 GOOD TO KNOW. [slapping] 130 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:59,026 - * I WISH I COULD MEET ELVIS * 131 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,694 * AND TALK TO HIM FOR A WHILE * 132 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,632 - CHEERS. 133 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,737 SHIT! JESUS CHRIST, THAT TASTES AWFUL. 134 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,473 - DRINK UP, NANCY. IT'LL PUT HAIR ON YOUR BALLS. 135 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,141 - I'VE GOT TOO MUCH HAIR ON MY BALLS. 136 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,444 YOU SEE THIS FUCKING MOP? NOW PICTURE MY BALLS. 137 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,447 THIS IS A HOUSE WHERE THE CARPET DEFINITELY MATCHES THE DRAPES. 138 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,749 - YEAH, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE THAT PHRASE. 139 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,484 - IT'S NOT? - NO. 140 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,552 - OH. 141 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,721 - YOU'VE REALLY NEVER HAD A SERIOUS GIRLFRIEND. 142 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,490 - WELL, NOT REALLY. 143 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:32,893 I MEAN, I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF TEXTING RELATIONSHIPS, 144 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:34,127 BUT THEY ALWAYS END WITH ME SAYING 145 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,063 SOMETHING REALLY INAPPROPRIATE, 146 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,165 AND THEN THE GIRL GOES SILENT, 147 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,000 AND THEN I END UP TEXTING HER A HUNDRED MORE TIMES, 148 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,602 AND HER PARENTS CALL MY MOM, 149 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,471 AND I GET A SERIOUS TALKING-TO ABOUT CYBERBULLYING. 150 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,038 IT'S--IT'S A REAL FUCKING BUMMER. 151 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,674 - YEAH, YOU NEED TO START DEALING 152 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,910 WITH SOME REAL LIVE WOMEN ONE-ON-ONE. 153 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,045 - OOH, THAT IS FUCKING SCARY. 154 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,947 - YEAH, BUT STILL-- OH. 155 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,016 HERE'S YOUR SHOT. - YOU SURE? 156 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,486 - GO FORTH. - [ahem]. 157 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:02,956 - OH! - HI. 158 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,658 UH, HI, PR--PRETTY LADY. 159 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,560 UM... 160 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:09,797 DO--DO YOU--DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK WITH ME AND MY DAD? 161 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,600 WE JUST RECENTLY STARTED A RELATIONSHIP WITH EACH OTHER. 162 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,068 - HEY, I KNOW YOU. 163 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,204 - DUDE, DID YOU BANG HER? - SHH. SHUT UP. 164 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,072 REALLY? WHERE FROM? 165 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,875 - I WAS YOUR STUDENT. - OH, YEAH. 166 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,577 - I TOOK YOUR WRITING CLASS. 167 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,713 - THAT'S RIGHT. I TAUGHT FOR A WHILE. 168 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:28,048 I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT. HOW WAS I? 169 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,217 - HONESTLY, I'VE HAD BETTER. 170 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,953 - HONESTLY, I'VE BEEN BETTER. THAT WAS A DARK TIME. 171 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,788 BUT ALLOW ME TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU 172 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,957 BY INTRODUCING YOU TO A PROMISING YOUNG ACTOR 173 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,091 ON THE RISE... 174 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,827 - OH. - LEVON. 175 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,529 - COOL. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN IN? 176 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,731 - NOT--NOT MUCH OF ANYTHING, REALLY. 177 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:46,967 I MEAN, SOMETIMES I FILM MYSELF DOING FAMOUS MOVIE MONOLOGUES, 178 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,101 AND I PUT THEM ON YOUTUBE. 179 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,737 I FIGURE SOMEONE WILL EVENTUALLY-- 180 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,238 - OH, HE'S BEING MODEST. 181 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,607 HE'S WORKING ON A NEW SHOW CALLED SANTA MONICA COP. 182 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:56,276 - I-I'M JUST A P.A., REALLY. I-I GET LUNCHES AND SHIT. 183 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,645 - COOL. 184 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,581 HEY, YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH THAT GIRL 185 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,949 WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A STRIPPER, RIGHT? 186 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,951 - WHAT? THAT IS SILLY. 187 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,253 TEACHERS SLEEPING WITH STUDENTS--THAT'S NOT COOL. 188 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,756 - NO, IT WAS A REALLY BIG DEAL. 189 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:13,761 DIDN'T YOU FUCK THAT T.A. TOO AND THE DEAN'S WIFE? 190 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,262 [laughs] 191 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:18,999 YOU WERE FAMOUS THAT SEMESTER. YOU FUCKED THEM ALL. 192 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,668 - WOW. - HEY... 193 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,235 COULD I GET A PICTURE WITH YOU? 194 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:25,005 MY FRIEND IS GONNA LOSE HER SHIT. 195 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,608 WOULD YOU MIND? 196 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,812 - THANKS, DAD. 197 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:39,052 ONE, TWO, THREE. 198 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,935 - GOLDIE? 199 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:58,071 YOU IN THERE? 200 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,941 - WHAT FUCKING TOOK YOU SO LONG, RUNKLE? 201 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:04,044 - I CAME AS SOON AS YOU CALLED. ARE YOU OKAY? 202 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:08,315 HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? - OBVIOUSLY. 203 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,284 MAYBE THIS IS A MISTAKE. - WHAT? WHAT? 204 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,621 WHY? WHY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 205 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,756 - I NEED A MANAGER WHO CARES ABOUT ME 206 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,725 AS MUCH AS ABOUT WHAT ME CAN DO FOR HIM. 207 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,060 - I D GOLDIE, VERY MUCH SO. 208 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,829 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 209 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:25,799 HOW CAN I HELP? - GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING SHOW. 210 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,334 - WHY? 211 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,869 - RATH HUMILIATED ME. 212 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,706 - AH. WHAT DID HE DO? DID HE HIT ON YOU? 213 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,342 - NO! HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 214 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,746 I'M SURE HE THINKS I'M AN UNFUCKABLE MONSTER. 215 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:43,116 - OH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE AT ALL. 216 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,118 - THANK YOU, CHARLIE. 217 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,020 [crunching] 218 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,022 YOU MAKE ME FEEL REALLY SEXY. 219 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,359 - OH, I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT EXACTLY. 220 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:55,062 BUT GOOD, I GUESS. 221 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,831 SO WHAT DID RATH DO? 222 00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:00,668 - HE FUCKING REWROTE MY SCRIPT. 223 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,970 - [scoffs] OH, WELL, ISN'T THAT, 224 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,238 YOU KNOW, PAR FOR THE COURSE IN TELEVISION? 225 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,007 - EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINE? 226 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,843 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I DIDN'T WRITE ONE USABLE WORD? 227 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,846 NOT EVEN A FUCKING PREPOSITION OR TWO. 228 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:13,781 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 229 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,783 SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO, GOLDIE? 230 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,951 WOULD YOU--WOULD YOU WANT ME TO, UM... 231 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:21,722 - HAVE HIM KILLED. 232 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,124 HAVE HIM KILLED. 233 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,993 - OKAY. 234 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:30,330 UH, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT A PIN IN THAT ONE, HMM-- 235 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,733 FOR NOW, JUST FOR NOW-- 236 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:36,069 AND WE LOOK AT THAT AS A, UM... 237 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,438 YOU KNOW, LAST-RESORT SITUATION? 238 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:42,175 - YOU KNOW, THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD FUCKING DO 239 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,411 IS CALL HIM AND RIP HIM A NEW ASSHOLE 240 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,413 SO THAT HE KNOWS I CAN'T BE TREATED 241 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,148 LIKE SOME GIRL FROM THE STREET, OKAY? 242 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,784 I'M A WORLD-CLASS WRITER AND PRODUCER, 243 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,786 AND I'M GONNA HAVE MY OWN SHOW ONE DAY, 244 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,722 IF THAT MEANS GIVING UP EVERY OUNCE 245 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:58,358 OF PERSONAL HAPPINESS TO GET IT. 246 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,227 - I WILL TALK TO HIM. 247 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,698 - PROMISE? - I PROMISE. 248 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,838 - WILL YOU DRIVE ME HOME? 249 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,440 - SURE THING, GOLDIE. - OKAY. 250 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,276 - LET'S GO. - ONE MORE DRINK. 251 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,981 - AAH! RAAH! - HE'S A LITTLE MONSTER! 252 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,916 I'M GONNA GETCHA, I'M GONNA GETCHA, 253 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:26,019 I'M GONNA GETCHA! - I'M GONNA GET YOU! 254 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,420 - OH, MY GOD. 255 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,890 THIS IS THE BEST PLAYDATE STUART'S EVER HAD. 256 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:33,060 - THEY DO HAVE CHEMISTRY, THAT'S FOR SURE. 257 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,228 - HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD KID. - HE IS, HE IS. 258 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,197 I JUST WISH I COULD GET HIM LAID. 259 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,465 - CAN YOU GET ME LAID? 260 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,868 - MAYBE WE CAN KILL TWO PERVS WITH ONE STONE. 261 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,871 YOU DEFLOWER HIM. IT'S A WIN-WIN. 262 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,939 - LISTEN, I'M HORNY AS FUCK THESE DAYS, 263 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,474 BUT SERIOUSLY, I DON'T THINK 264 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,976 THAT KID'S GONNA LAST LONG ENOUGH 265 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,277 FOR MOMMY TO GET HERS. 266 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,312 - MAYBE HE NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP. 267 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,247 - WHAT, LIKE A THERAPIST? 268 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,349 - YEAH, OR A... 269 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,085 [clicking tongue] 270 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,820 - LIKE A HOOKER? - YEAH. 271 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,122 - HANK, I WAXED A HOOKER TODAY. 272 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,257 SHE WAS YOUNG AND CUTE AND TOTALLY DOWN TO FUCK. 273 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,358 - REALLY? - YEAH. 274 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,094 [Stu grunting] 275 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,897 PROBABLY SPENDY. - IT'S ONLY MONEY, RIGHT? 276 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,065 - OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 277 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,168 THAT KID WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU BUST HIS HYMEN LIKE THAT. 278 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,370 CHICK WAS FUCKING BANANAS HOT! 279 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,806 - THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 280 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,273 LET'S JUST HOLD ON A SECOND. - OKAY. 281 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,209 - JUST WAIT, WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 282 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,111 IS THIS WRONG? 283 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:27,848 I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE. I CAN'T FUCKING TELL ANYMORE. 284 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,083 - ME NEITHER. 285 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,119 - [laughing] 286 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,288 - LET ME SEE IF SHE'S AVAILABLE. - GOOD IDEA. 287 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,195 HELLO, AGAIN. - HI. 288 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,932 THANKS FOR THE RIP THIS MORNING. MY PUSSY LOOKS FANTASTIC. 289 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,566 - IT REALLY DOES. I MEAN, GREAT JOB! 290 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,335 YOU COULD EAT OFF THE FUCKING THING. 291 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,270 - THANK YOU. AND YOU ARE? 292 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,839 - JIM. NICE TO MEET YOU, SWEETIE. 293 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,406 - OH. NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 294 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,541 - IS THIS HIM? 295 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,077 - NO! HA HA! NO, SORRY. 296 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,812 - HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET EXCITED 297 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,313 ABOUT THE FUCKING JOHNS HERE. 298 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,315 - SORRY. HE'S A REALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY. 299 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,017 - YOU MUST BE THE PIMP. 300 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,854 - WHAT IS THIS, LIKE A FUCKING BLAXPLOITATION MOVIE? 301 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,056 I MEAN, WE DON'T REALLY USE THAT TERMINOLOGY ANYMORE. 302 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,290 - OH. 303 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,524 - YEAH, I'M MORE LIKE HER MANAGER, 304 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:12,559 THE GUY THAT YOU HAND THE MONEY TO... 305 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,894 - OKAY. - LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 306 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,362 - OH, OH, YEAH. SURE, SURE, SURE. 307 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,164 SO HOW DOES IT WORK? WHAT'S THE SPLIT? 308 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,431 MY GUY GETS 15%, 309 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,533 AND HIS PIMP HAND IS NOT STRONG AT ALL. 310 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,870 - WHAT ARE YOU, THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU? 311 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,171 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 312 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,605 WHERE'S THIS DUDE SHE'S GONNA FUCK? 313 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,840 - HEY, GUYS. - HI! 314 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,275 - KAREN, HELLO. - HI! 315 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,143 - HI! - KAREN! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 316 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,212 WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR GUESTS A DRINK OR SOMETHING? 317 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,148 - YES, I'M GONNA DO IT. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 318 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,084 - UM, WELL, YOU'VE BEEN DUCKING MY CALLS. 319 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,385 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 320 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,054 - OKAY, SO I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT BECCA. 321 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,422 - I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I'M DUCKING YOU. 322 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,991 - WELL, WHY? 323 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,558 I MEAN, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT LEVON? 324 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,460 - WHEN IS SHE GETTING BACK? - IN A FEW WEEKS. 325 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,329 - IN A FEW WEEKS, THEN. - WELL, HANK, 326 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,232 SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE DUCKING HER CALLS TOO. 327 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,267 - KAREN, I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO HER ON THE PHONE 328 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,468 ABOUT THIS SHIT, OKAY? 329 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,970 AND IN FACT, WHEN I DO IT, 330 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,605 I THINK WE SHOULD DO IT TOGETHER, YOU AND I. 331 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,173 - NO! - YEAH. 332 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,209 - NO, NO, NO. I KNEW-- 333 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,610 I AM NOT GONNA GET INVOLVED 334 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,079 IN YOUR DYSFUNCTIONAL SHIT, OKAY? 335 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,015 WHAT IS--WHAT ARE YOU HI-- WHAT IS THIS? 336 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,382 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 337 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,617 - WHO IS THIS? 338 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:14,121 - MARCY INVITED SOME WAXING CLIENTS OVER. 339 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,056 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MARCY? - YEAH, YEAH. 340 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,892 I'M HAVING A CLIENT OVER FOR A DRINK. 341 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,528 - OKAY, WELL, UM, HOW COME SHE'S HERE SO LATE 342 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,396 AND DRESSED SO SLUTTY? 343 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,998 - MAYBE SHE'S GONNA GET A FACIAL. 344 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:25,732 - RIGHT. REALLY? 345 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,400 DOES SHE ALWAYS TRAVEL WITH... 346 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,635 [whispering] SEX TOYS? 347 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,637 - YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT SO AVERSE 348 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,373 TO, UH, RUBBERIZED HELP. - THAT'S TRUE. 349 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,542 - YAY! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 350 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,945 LITTLE STUART IS OFFICIALLY ASLEEP. 351 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,512 WE READ BOOKS. WE PLAYED THE TICKLE GAME. 352 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,648 - HE LOVES THE TICKLE GAME! 353 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,316 - I KNOW. I ALSO TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DUTCH OVEN. 354 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,551 HE LOVED IT. 355 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,453 - KID LOVES FARTS. OOH, YOU DID GOOD. 356 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,122 - THANKS. - IS THIS HIM? 357 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:52,225 - WHO--WHO'S HIM? WHO AM I? 358 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,660 WHO ARE YOU? - YOU KNOW WHAT? 359 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,128 LET'S GET THIS FUCKING PARTY STARTED, ALL RIGHT? 360 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,663 WE GOT ANOTHER APPOINTMENT LATER. 361 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,665 OKAY, KID, YOU GOT TO WEAR A RUBBER, OKAY? 362 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,467 ANYTHING OFF THE MENU HAS TO BE APPROVED BY ME. 363 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,404 I MEAN, SHE'S PRETTY OPEN, AS YOU CAN SEE, BUT SCAT PLAY-- 364 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,672 DEFINITELY OUT OF THE QUESTION. 365 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,976 - OH, MY GOD. YOU GOT HIM A HOOKER. 366 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,377 - KAREN, THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 367 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,280 MARCY WAS KIND ENOUGH TO SET LEVON UP 368 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,983 WITH ONE OF HER CLIENTS. - ONE OF YOUR CLIENTS? 369 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,285 - I'M--I'M-- I'M SETTING HIM UP WITH HER. 370 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,954 LOOK AT WHAT A CUTE COUPLE THEY WOULD MAKE, ADORABLE. 371 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:21,688 - MARCY... 372 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,256 IS YOUR CLIENT A HOOKER? 373 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,325 - WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE DOES FOR A LIVING, KAREN? 374 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,626 THAT'S PERSONAL. - SHUT UP. 375 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,528 IS YOUR CLIENT A HOOKER? 376 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,463 - MAYBE. - MARCY! 377 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,000 - HEY! I AM HAPPY TO HELP YOU 378 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,168 TRY TO BUST YOUR WEIRDO KID'S CHERRY, 379 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,704 BUT I WILL NOT LIE TO MY BEST FRIEND. 380 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:41,174 - OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO FUCKING DEPRAVED. 381 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,375 - NO, IT'S NOT. 382 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,111 I-I'M PERFORMING A SERVICE HERE. 383 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,246 THIS KID'S-- HE NEEDS TO CLEAR THIS HURDLE. 384 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,982 HE'S ALL WIRED AND PENT-UP. HE'S GOT TO GET THE POISON OUT. 385 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,584 - THAT'S WHAT STU ALWAYS SAYS. - IT'S TRUE. 386 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,020 ONCE YOU GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM, 387 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,587 THEN YOU CAN THINK CLEARLY AGAIN. 388 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,690 - YOU--YOU GOT ME A FUCKING HOOKER? 389 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,528 - MAYBE. - OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 390 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,064 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT HAVING A FATHER WOULD BE LIKE. 391 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,499 - OH, NO. OH, NO, I'M SORRY. 392 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,335 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 393 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,602 I KNOW--I KNOW THIS HAS, 394 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,039 LIKE, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ME, 395 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,741 BUT--BUT, UM, I FEEL THAT SOMEONE HERE 396 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:17,644 SHOULD BE REPRESENTING YOUR MOM'S INTERESTS. 397 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,712 - WHY? THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD. - NO, NO, NO. 398 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,481 BECAUSE SHE WOULD NOT WANT YOU 399 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,216 TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY LIKE THIS. 400 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,085 - OH, MY GOD, YOU TOLD HER I'M A VIRGIN? 401 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,353 THAT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING, DUDE! 402 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,620 - NO, OF COURSE HE DIDN'T. 403 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,189 - NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU DON'T PRESENT 404 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,623 AS A GUY WHO'S KNEE-DEEP IN A RIVER OF PUSSY. 405 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,093 - YET IT'S ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT. 406 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,096 - OKAY, SO THE FIRST TIME-- IT SHOULD BE SPECIAL, RIGHT? 407 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,065 AND IT SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT, 408 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,733 SOMEONE YOU LOVE, YOU LIKE, AT LEAST--LIKE. 409 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,402 RIGHT? - I COMPLETELY AGREE. 410 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,338 AND I COULD EASILY SEE MYSELF FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER. 411 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,774 I TOTALLY LIKE HER RIGHT NOW. DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S WEARING? 412 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,509 IT'S-- - I DO, YEAH. 413 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,644 BUT IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO PAY FOR. 414 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,113 - I'M NOT PAYING FOR ANYTHING. 415 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,115 I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A PAYCHECK YET. 416 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,683 THERE'S ALL THESE FORMS I'M SUPPOSED TO FILL OUT AND SHIT. 417 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,818 ACTUALLY, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT WITH THAT? 418 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,654 - MONEY'S TAKEN CARE OF. THAT'S NO PROBLEM. 419 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,190 - I FUCKING LOVE YOU, DAD. 420 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,791 - I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO, BUDDY. 421 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,793 - NO. NO, NO, NO. STOP IT, STOP IT. 422 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,662 LOOK, LEVON, LEVON, I KNOW THIS IS VERY CONFUSING FOR YOU. 423 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,298 I GET THAT. I-I-I-- 424 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,799 OKAY, TAKE A MOMENT. JUST TAKE A MOMENT. 425 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,267 JUST-- [exhales deeply] 426 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,468 - [exhales deeply] - JUST--YEAH. 427 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,669 BREATHE. - [exhales deeply] 428 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,205 - YEAH. OKAY. 429 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,807 NOW, THINK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. - OH, GROSS! 430 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,575 THAT'S THE LAST THING I WANT TO THINK ABOUT. 431 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,344 - NO, NO, NO! ABOUT WHAT SHE WOULD SAY. 432 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,213 - CREEPY COSBY FAMILY, ARE WE GONNA DO THIS OR WHAT? 433 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,116 IT'S UP TO YOU, BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING REFUNDS HERE. 434 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,684 IF YOU WANT A CREDIT, THERE'S A 25% RESTOCKING FEE. 435 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,186 - THAT'S FUCKING STEEP, BRO. 436 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,687 - HEY, IT'S A SELLER'S MARKET, DUDE. 437 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,423 - HOLD--HOLD--HOLD ON. 438 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,690 KAREN. - YES! 439 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,392 - DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? 440 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,228 - NO! - OH! 441 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,662 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DID YOU-- 442 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,131 - I DIDN'T RAISE HIM. 443 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,166 - RIGHT NOW THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS ROOM 444 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,367 WILLING TO FUCK ME IS THE ONE GETTING PAID. 445 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,601 - OH. 446 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,270 - AND I THINK I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 447 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,771 YOU KNOW WHAT? IN FACT, I'M MORE THAN OKAY WITH THAT. 448 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,174 I'M SUPER FUCKING PSYCHED. I'M DOING THIS. 449 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,842 - OKAY. 450 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,544 HEY, DAD? - YEAH. 451 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:01,681 - THE CLIT'S ON TOP, RIGHT? - LAST I CHECKED, YEAH. 452 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,884 - OKAY. 453 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,853 THERE YOU GO, YOU LEAN THERE. 454 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,856 I'LL GET THE DOOR. 455 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,594 GOOD JOB. 456 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:18,465 [sighs deeply] 457 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,600 OKAY! 458 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:25,272 [clears throat] HERE WE GO. 459 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,675 - HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 460 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,312 - I'M--I'M DRIVING YOU HOME. 461 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:36,649 - UH, NO. NO, NOT IN YOUR CAR... 462 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,318 IN MY CAR. 463 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,320 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO WORK TOMORROW? 464 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,223 - WELL, HOW AM I GONNA GET HOME TONIGHT? 465 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,493 - I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 466 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,362 YOU CAN TAKE A FUCKING RICKSHAW, FOR ALL I CARE. 467 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,731 NO, YOU TAKE ME HOME. YOU WALK ME IN. 468 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,366 YOU MAKE SURE THAT I AM SAFE. 469 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,368 AND THEN YOU NEED TO POSITION ME 470 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,470 SO THAT I DON'T CHOKE ON MY OWN VOMIT. 471 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,239 - OKAY, OKAY. 472 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,341 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED, SURE. 473 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,575 - HOLD ON. THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA, 474 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,777 BECAUSE THEN YOU'RE GONNA GET IN MY HOUSE. 475 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,780 YOU'LL WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME IN MY INEBRIATED STATE. 476 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,816 - I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 477 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:14,221 - OH, I'M NOT HOT ENOUGH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF. 478 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,723 - NO, NO! YOU'RE PLENTY HOT, GOLDIE. 479 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,926 YOU'RE--YOU'RE CRAZY HOT! 480 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,861 - THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. 481 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,231 THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF ME TONIGHT. 482 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,732 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 483 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,367 THAT'S JUST WHAT I DO, OKAY? 484 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,437 THAT'S FULL-SERVICE MANAGEMENT, ALL RIGHT? 485 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,372 CURB TO CURB. 486 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:36,543 - YOU KNOW, IF SOMEONE WOULD'VE TOLD ME 487 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:40,813 THAT I WAS GONNA BE REPRESENTED ONE DAY... 488 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,383 [sighs] BY THE MASTURBATING AGENT, 489 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:48,721 I WOULD'VE JUST SHIT MY PANTIES. 490 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,823 - WONDERS NEVER CEASE. 491 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,425 - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 492 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,561 WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO THROW IT ALL AWAY 493 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:58,231 FOR A COUPLE OF RANDOM JERK-OFF SESSIONS? 494 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,901 - I GUESS IT'S JUST THE VERY SAME THING 495 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,572 THAT MAKES ME SUCH A GREAT REPRESENTATIVE. 496 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,975 I'M READY TO BURN IT ALL DOWN AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE. 497 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:13,546 - OH, BURN IT ALL DOWN. I LIKE THAT. 498 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,282 BURN IT ALL DOWN. 499 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,884 I'M GONNA GET THAT IN A TATTOO ON MY BIKINI LINE. 500 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,686 WE SHOULD GET TATTOOS. LET'S GO. 501 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,588 - NO! NO. 502 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,457 YOU NEVER GET A TATTOO UNDER THE INFLUENCE. 503 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:28,428 THAT'S HOW YOU WIND UP WITH A BUTTERFLY TRAMP STAMP. 504 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,797 [both laughing] 505 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,333 - YOU'RE FUNNY. YOU'RE FUNNY. 506 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,834 - OKAY. - YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY. 507 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,504 - GIVE ME A HUG. 508 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:41,474 - YOU KNOW, I COULD FEEL YOU GETTING HARD LAST WEEK 509 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,775 WHEN WE WERE HUGGING. 510 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,445 - I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 511 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,515 - YOU'RE GETTING HARD RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU? 512 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,017 - WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? 513 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:55,021 [stomach gurgling] 514 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,757 - OH, SHIT. I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 515 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,861 - OH. - [gagging] 516 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,663 OKAY. 517 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,832 IT'S OKAY. - OKAY. 518 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,567 - [retches] 519 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,602 - [sighs] - OH. 520 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,037 SORRY. 521 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,506 I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO SULFITES. 522 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,041 I'M SO SORRY. 523 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,811 - MY FIRST TIME WASN'T SPECIAL AT ALL. 524 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,948 DUDE KISSED ME A COUPLE OF TIMES, 525 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,384 PAID ZERO ATTENTION TO MY TITS, 526 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,687 LICKED ME TWICE, STUCK IT IN ONCE, 527 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,689 PANICKED, PULLED OUT, 528 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,724 AND SHOT A LOAD ALL OVER MY THIGH. 529 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,092 FUN STUFF. 530 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,896 - WELL, AT LEAST IT GOT YOU PREPARED FOR PAPA RUNKS. 531 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,931 - WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME LIKE, PRETTY LADY? 532 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,067 - SHUT UP. 533 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,769 - YOU LOOKING TO MAKE ANY EXTRA MONEY? 534 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,072 I COULD TURN YOU OUT, NO PROBLEM. 535 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,741 YOU'RE A FEISTY ONE. I LIKE THAT. 536 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,043 NICE. 537 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,414 - KAREN... 538 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,416 KAREN. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 539 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,418 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE-- 540 00:21:58,451 --> 00:21:59,852 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE TONIGHT, 541 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,688 WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING, 542 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,790 OR THE FACT THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE. 543 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,124 - THAT'S NOT FAIR. 544 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,826 IF WE HAD A SON, WE'D MOST PROBABLY 545 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,661 BE HAVING THE SAME CONVERSATION, 546 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,997 AND I WOULD PROBABLY FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. 547 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,965 - IF WE HAD A SON, I WOULD NEVER, EVER 548 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,567 LET YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 549 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,769 - KAREN, IT'S JUST SEX. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 550 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,572 - BUT IT'S NOT JUST SEX. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. 551 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:23,576 YOU'RE TEACHING HIM TO DEGRADE AND OBJECTIFY WOMEN, 552 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,978 THAT THEY EXIST SOLELY TO SATISFY HIS URGES, 553 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,615 WHEN YOU COULD, IN FACT, BE TEACHING HIM 554 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:32,985 THAT THE BEST KIND OF SEX COMES FROM MAKING A CONNECTION. 555 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,122 - I AGREE WITH YOU. I DO. 556 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,658 IT'S JUST, THERE ARE ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF SEX 557 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,926 TO BE HAD, 558 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,994 AND WHO SAYS HE HAS TO MAKE SWEET LOVE 559 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,730 HIS VERY FIRST TIME OUT THE GATE? 560 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,131 - HI. 561 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,467 HANK, IS IT? - YEAH. 562 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:52,472 - UM, COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SECOND? 563 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,706 [door closes] 564 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,648 - HEY, IT'S MORE FOR A THREESOME. 565 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,716 JUST SAYING. 566 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,017 - WHAT'S UP? 567 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,486 - I THINK YOUR BOY'S A LITTLE NERVOUS. 568 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,087 - THAT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE. 569 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,856 - I ASKED HIM TO UNWRAP MY DRESS, 570 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,158 AND THEN HE ALMOST PASSED OUT. 571 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:15,628 - I'M DIZZY, HANK. I'M SHAKING LIKE A LEAF, MAN. 572 00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:17,797 IS--IS IT POSSIBLE I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK? 573 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,632 HERE, FEEL. - MM. MM-MM. 574 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,501 - MAYBE THERE'S AN UNDERLYING MEDICAL CONDITION 575 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,902 OR SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. 576 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,937 M-M-MAYBE I SHOULD GO SEE A DOCTOR. 577 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,806 - MAYBE WE MADE A MISTAKE HERE. 578 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,207 - MAY--MAYBE KAREN'S RIGHT. 579 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,742 MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE WAY 580 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,778 IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 581 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,580 MAYBE I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET A NICE GIRL 582 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,915 AND SOMEHOW SWEET-TALK HER INTO LETTING ME FOUL HER. 583 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,950 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS, YOU KNOW, 584 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,519 NOT AT ALL. 585 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,788 - YOU--YOU WOULDN'T BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME? 586 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,490 - NO WAY, NEVER. 587 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,191 - GOD, I'M SO FUCKING LAME, 588 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,959 AND YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING BALLER. 589 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,995 - YOU ARE NOT LAME IN THE SLIGHTEST. 590 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,630 YOU'RE A BRIGHT, INTERESTING KID, 591 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,599 AND YOU GOT A SHITLOAD OF LOVE IN YOUR HEART. 592 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:53,833 - I DO. 593 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,569 - YOU'VE MADE THE PAST FEW WEEKS OF MY LIFE VERY INTERESTING. 594 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,071 I'M HAPPY TO KNOW YOU. - OH, THANKS, DAD. 595 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:02,542 - ALL RIGHT. - AW, GUYS... 596 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:05,578 THIS IS MAYBE ONE OF THE SWEETEST FUCKING THINGS 597 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:06,513 I'VE EVER SEEN. 598 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,548 BUT I HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT TO GET TO. 599 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,916 SO, IF WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS, 600 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,684 THEN I'M JUST GONNA GRAB MY DOUBLE-SIDED DILDO, 601 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:12,919 AND I'M JUST GONNA GO. 602 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,687 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 603 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:15,988 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 604 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,890 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I DON'T KNOW. 605 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,726 - HERE'S WHAT I THINK. 606 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,098 - OH. 607 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,702 THAT'S WHAT SHE THINKS. 608 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:31,704 - SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 609 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,576 - GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, OKAY? 610 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:39,546 - GONE. 611 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:41,681 OH, AND IF YOU FIND YOURSELF GETTING TOO EXCITED, 612 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,115 JUST THINK ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER 613 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,851 EMPTYING HIS COLOSTOMY BAG. 614 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,219 WORKS LIKE A CHARM. TRUST! 615 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:53,693 - HI. 616 00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:59,732 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 617 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:03,002 - UH, WELL, LEVON IS LOSING HIS VIRGINITY TO A HOOKER 618 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,772 IN THE GUEST ROOM RIGHT NOW. 619 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,774 - GOOD FOR HIM. 620 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,241 GOOD FOR HIM. 621 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,678 AND WHO ARE YOU? - HE'S THE PIMP. 622 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,713 - JESUS CHRIST. 623 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,115 I HANDLE THE FUCKING MONEY, AND I KEEP HER SAFE FROM CREEPS. 624 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,917 DON'T BE SUCH A CONDESCENDING PRICK. 625 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:19,619 - HE'S THE PIMP? 626 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:22,054 - DID YOU PISS YOUR PANTS OR SOMETHING? 627 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:24,891 - DONE DEAL. 628 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,893 ANOTHER HAPPY CUSTOMER. 629 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,596 KID'S GOT A SICK FUCKING HOG ON HIM, BY THE WAY. 630 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,030 - HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET EXCITED 631 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,198 ABOUT THEIR FUCKING COCKS. 632 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,700 - WELL, WHAT? 633 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,167 SOME OF THEM ARE BETTER AND NICER THAN OTHERS. 634 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,603 IT'S A FACT. 635 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:39,038 I HAD SUCH A FUN TIME, SWEETIE! 636 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,307 CALL ME ANYTIME. TWEET ME, WHATEVER. 637 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:42,775 - I WILL. DEFINITELY. 638 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,010 - YOU DEFINITELY WILL NOT! 639 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,612 THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE. 640 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:48,180 - WELL, WE OFFER A FREQUENT-FLYER DISCOUNT. 641 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,883 PEACE OUT, WEIRDOS. 642 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,118 - BYE, YOU HONEY! 643 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:54,754 BYE, MARCY. THANK YOU. 644 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,856 - [grunts] TAKE ME TO BED, RUNKS. 645 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,625 I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID IN SO LONG, 646 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,660 I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN. 647 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,162 - I'M NOT FEELING VERY AMOROUS, MARCY. 648 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:05,732 MY NEW CLIENT PUKED INTO MY CROTCH TONIGHT. 649 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:09,669 - YEAH, I CAN SMELL IT. - HAVE A SEAT, HARPO. 650 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:11,270 - AH, MAN. 651 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,641 - HOW YOU FEELING? - AMAZING. AMAZING. 652 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:17,009 IT'S LIKE MY HEAD IS SO FUCKING CLEAR RIGHT NOW, 653 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,244 YOU KNOW? 654 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,812 IT FEEL LIKE I UNDERSTAND THE RELATIONSHIP 655 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,347 BETWEEN SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE A LOT BETTER. 656 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,849 I FEEL LIKE I COULD HONESTLY SOLVE 657 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,617 SOME OF THE WORLD'S BIGGER PROBLEMS. 658 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,819 - YOU GOT THE POISON OUT. - YES. EXACTLY. 659 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:27,954 - YEAH. 660 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,288 - HOW LONG'S THIS FEELING GONNA LAST? 661 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,858 - ABOUT SIX OR SEVEN MINUTES. - SHIT. 662 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,726 BETTER ENJOY IT, THEN. 663 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,063 OH, HEY, THAT THING WITH MY GRANDPA AND THE COLOSTOMY BAG 664 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,330 TOTALLY WORKED. 665 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:41,100 HOW'D YOU KNOW HE HAD A BAG? 666 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,401 WHAT? - YOU KNOW HOW YOU 667 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,103 TELL YOUR MOTHER EVERYTHING, YOU SAID? 668 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:45,738 ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT THIS? 669 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,239 - NO. NO FUCKING WAY. - OKAY. 670 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,208 - KAREN WAS RIGHT. SHE WOULD BE TOTALLY PISSED 671 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:50,677 AND THINK IT WAS ALL FUCKING GROSS 672 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,944 AND MISOGYNISTIC AND SHIT. 673 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,245 - OKAY, WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 674 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,247 - YEAH. HEY, DAD? 675 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,849 - YEAH? - THANKS AGAIN. 676 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,385 THIS WAS TRULY AN EPIC FUCKING NIGHT IN THE LIFE, 677 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,854 AND I WILL NEVER, EVER FORGET IT, OBVIOUSLY. 678 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:03,856 - YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME. 679 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:06,659 - THAT'S A WET ONE. 680 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,995 - YOU BETTER GET ME A KICK-ASS FATHER'S DAY GIFT. 681 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,763 - OH, YOU KNOW I WILL. 682 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,832 IN FACT, I THINK I'M GONNA BOOK YOU SOME TIME WITH NIKKI. 683 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,801 SHE DID THIS THING WITH HER VAGINA. 684 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:19,305 IT WAS TALKING TO MY DICK. - THAT'S TOO MUCH. 685 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:22,208 - SMELL MY FINGERS. - GO TO BED. 686 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:23,876 - OKAY. 687 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:27,413 - * WELL, HE WENT OUT TO DINNER IN HIS SUNDAY BEST * 688 00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:30,917 * EXCITABLE BOY, THEY ALL SAID * 689 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:35,221 * AND HE RUBBED THE POT ROAST ALL OVER HIS CHEST * 690 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:38,958 * EXCITABLE BOY, THEY ALL SAID * 691 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:42,895 * WELL, HE'S JUST AN EXCITABLE BOY * 692 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:49,235 * OOH WAH OOH 693 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:51,037 * OOH OOH 694 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,172 * EXCITABLE BOY 695 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:56,909 * OOH WAH OOH 696 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,845 * OOH OOH 697 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,947 * EXCITABLE BOY