1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:10,511 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,513 - MM. I FUCKING LOVE TEETH. THEY FASCINATE ME. 3 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,516 WHEN LEVON CAME ALONG, HE DERAILED THE WHOLE ACTING THING. 4 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,319 - YEAH. - I BECAME A DENTAL HYGIENIST. 5 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,787 - OH, SO YOU'RE MY MANAGER NOW. 6 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,722 MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT GETTING SOME OTHER CLIENTS. 7 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:25,093 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S THE OTHER REASON I'M HERE. 8 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,261 - I HAVE A SEVERE NUT ALLERGY. 9 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:29,130 - YEAH, OF COURSE YOU DO. - I COULD DIE. 10 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,131 - THAT WOULD BE A SHAME. 11 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,666 - [retches] - OH! 12 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,269 - I-I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH RATH'S ASSISTANT. 13 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:36,470 - WELL, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE DREAMS, 14 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:37,805 GOOD TO SHOOT FOR THE MOON. 15 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,373 - YEAH, BUT HOW DO I GET THERE? 16 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,075 - IT'S BEST TO PLAY IT COOL. 17 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,377 - I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT. I'M JULIA, LEVON'S MOM. 18 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,113 - H-HI, MELANIE. 19 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,647 I-I'M VERY SORRY I CREATED 20 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,416 A HOSTILE WORKING ENVIRONMENT FOR YOU. 21 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:51,285 - RICK RATH. HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANY ACTING? 22 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,754 - OH, YEARS AGO, IN NEW YORK. 23 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,123 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 24 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,690 I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 25 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,160 I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY A LOT MORE TALENTED 26 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,828 THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE. 27 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,411 - OHH. 28 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,459 OH, HEY. - HI. 29 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,727 - OH, I KNOW YOU, UH, LOVE 30 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,464 THAT OVERGROWN MAN-CHILD OF YOURS. 31 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:39,533 OURS? TOO SOON? 32 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,235 BUT YOU GOT TO STOP VISITING HIM AT WORK. 33 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,736 IT'S NOT COOL. 34 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,538 IN FACT, IT'S SO FAR FROM COOL, IT'S ALMOST CREEPY. 35 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,207 NO, IT'S CREEPY. 36 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,643 YEP, WE'RE IN CREEPY TOWN RIGHT NOW--POPULATION YOU. 37 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:53,447 - "A," I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT, AND "B," IT'S TOO SOON. 38 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,549 AND "C," ARE YOU GETTING STONED RIGHT NOW? 39 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,818 - WHAT KIND OF APPOINTMENT? 40 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,820 - IT'S AN ACTING APPOINTMENT. - MM. 41 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,623 - YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. - AN AUDITION. 42 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,258 - RATH SAID THAT THERE WAS A SMALL PART 43 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,493 THAT I MIGHT BE GOOD FOR. 44 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,661 - OH, RATH DID, DID HE? VERY INTERESTING. 45 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,230 - YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA? 46 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,199 - NO, BUT I THINK VERY FEW THINGS ARE GOOD IDEAS. 47 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,534 IT TURNS OUT I'M A VERY NEGATIVE PERSON, 48 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,503 BUT I'M WORKING ON IT WITH MY THERAPIST. 49 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,171 NOT REALLY. WHAT'S WRONG? 50 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:19,573 - [breathes deeply] I'M REALLY NERVOUS. 51 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:20,708 I'M REALLY, REALLY NERVOUS. 52 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,310 - LIKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NERVOUS? 53 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:23,677 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 54 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,679 WHATEVER IS GOING ON IN YOUR GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT, 55 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,615 NOBODY CARES. YOU KNOW WHY? 56 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:28,949 'CAUSE YOU LOOK AMAZING. 57 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,851 - REALLY? DO YOU THINK SO? - I DO. I THINK. 58 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,821 I THINK MANY THOUGHTS, MANY IMPURE THOUGHTS. 59 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:37,258 IT'S LIKE THE PUSSYCAT THEATER UP IN HERE RIGHT NOW. 60 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,693 - WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING? IT'S SO STUPID. 61 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,429 I MEAN, I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO WORK WHERE IT'S SAFE, 62 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:44,265 WHERE PEOPLE LOVE ME, AND PEOPLE HAVE TEETH THAT NEED CLEANING, 63 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,399 AND I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 64 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,335 I DO IT REALLY WELL. 65 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,702 JUST TELL RATH THANKS, BUT, NO, THANKS. 66 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,404 - I WILL DO NOTHING OF THE SORT. 67 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,540 YOU CAN DO THIS. GO ON. 68 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,974 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 69 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,809 - BECAUSE I AM FLASHING BACK 70 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,679 TO A MEMORY OF OUR BRIEF HISTORY TOGETHER. 71 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,748 I USED TO RUN LINES WITH YOU. 72 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,551 YEAH, MM-HMM. REMEMBER? - SORT OF. 73 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:04,852 NO MATTER WHAT THE SIDES WERE, 74 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,520 YOU'D ALWAYS TURN IT INTO A SEX SCENE. 75 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:07,721 - WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I WAS TRYING TO GET YOU 76 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,290 TO INTERNALIZE THE MATERIAL 77 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:10,958 WITHOUT THINKING TOO MUCH ABOUT IT. 78 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,493 OR I WAS JUST BEING AWESOME. 79 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,629 EITHER WAY, YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT IN THERE. 80 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:18,899 JUST BREAK ONE OF THOSE INCREDIBLY SEXY LEGS OF YOURS. 81 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,402 - THANK YOU, HANK. - YOU'RE WELCOME, JULIA. 82 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,703 - [sighs] 83 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,438 YOU CAN GO BACK TO GETTING STONED NOW. 84 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,606 - THANK YOU. THANK-- 85 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,675 HEY, UM, MAYBE YOU CARE TO PARTAKE. 86 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,643 YOU KNOW, ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT. 87 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,712 IT MIGHT JUST TAKE THE EDGE OFF. 88 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,481 COME HERE. 89 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:38,018 A LITTLE SHOTGUN. 90 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,487 - [coughs] 91 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,322 - THERE YOU GO. YOU'RE READY NOW. 92 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,925 GO GET THEM. 93 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,928 [upbeat music] 94 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:55,903 * 95 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,307 - HEY, GET IN HERE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 96 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,975 YOU TELL ME IF IT'S AS GOOD AS I THINK IT IS. 97 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:38,612 I'M BIASED, BUT, UH... - ALL RIGHT. MM-HMM. 98 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,381 - HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND, DANKO? 99 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,715 - GROOVY, BABY. GRANDE GROOVY. 100 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:42,916 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LET ME MAKE YOU 101 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,785 A PERMANENT PART OF MY WEEKEND PLANS? 102 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,587 - WHO WRITES THIS SHIT--YOU? - FUCK YOU. 103 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,721 I DIDN'T WRITE THIS SHIT. YOU DID. 104 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:48,989 - I DIDN'T WRITE IT. 105 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,492 IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD HAVE WRITTEN. 106 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,861 - OKAY, WATCH. 107 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,729 - THERE'S RULES ABOUT THAT, DANKO. 108 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:58,466 - RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN, SWEETHEART. 109 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,000 - SO IS HEARTS, DANKO. 110 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,536 SO IS HEARTS. 111 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,805 WAS THAT OKAY OR-- CAN I DO IT AGAIN? 112 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,408 - WATCH. SHE'S GONNA LAUGH. 113 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,942 - [chuckles] 114 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,511 - THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE-- 115 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,112 - YEAH, IT'S A SMALL PART, 116 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,648 BUT SHE'D BE THE SECRETARY AT THE POLICE STATION. 117 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,985 SO SHE'D BE AROUND A LOT, WHICH WOULD BE NICE. 118 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,953 AND SHE'S GOOD, RIGHT? - SHE IS GOOD. 119 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,022 SHE'S--SHE'S-- SHE'S VERY NATURAL. 120 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,657 - VERY NATURAL. 121 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,593 EXTREMELY NATURAL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 122 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,828 - I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 123 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,564 - I'M SORRY. DOES THIS MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? 124 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:33,534 - I GUESS NOT. 125 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:37,438 - I MEAN, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. - YEAH. 126 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,806 - BUT IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 127 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,908 SHE IS LIKE A HIT OF PURE SUNSHINE, YOU KNOW. 128 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,843 SHE'S NOT LIKE ALL THESE FUCKING DAMAGE CASES 129 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,613 YOU MEET OUT HERE, YOU KNOW? - MM-HMM. 130 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,615 - IS IT COOL IF I, UH... 131 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:50,884 - IF YOU WHAT? - PURSUE HER? 132 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,821 - WELL, HER SON DOES WORK FOR YOU, YOU KNOW. 133 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,088 - IS THAT A CONFLICT? 134 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,657 - WELL, HE'S NOT GONNA BE THAT HAPPY 135 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,726 IF HE FINDS OUT YOU'RE BANGING HIS MOM. 136 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,894 - YEAH, BUT WHAT DO I CARE IF HE'S HAPPY OR NOT? 137 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,530 HE WORKS FOR ME. I DON'T WORK FOR HIM. 138 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,931 - THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S TRUE. 139 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,600 ALL RIGHT, I GUESS IT'S FINE, THEN. 140 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:07,801 - YOU'RE NOT LOOKING TO REKINDLE? 141 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,770 - NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. - WHY NOT? 142 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,706 - MY LIFE IS ENTIRELY TOO COMPLICATED RIGHT NOW. 143 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,475 - OH, RIGHT, YOU GOT THAT WHOLE THING GOING ON 144 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:15,876 WITH THE MOTHER OF YOUR OTHER KID. 145 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,746 - YEAH, THAT WHOLE OTHER-MOTHER THING, YEAH. 146 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,014 - YEAH. - GOT THAT GOING ON. 147 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,650 - I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 148 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,917 MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA. 149 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,719 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T GIVE HER THE PART. 150 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,020 - NO, YOU SHOULD. YOU SHOULD. 151 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,822 I THINK YOU SHOULD. THIS IS GOOD. 152 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:30,758 THIS IS A THING OF GOOD. YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO HER. 153 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,494 - OH, I'LL GIVE IT TO HER, ALL RIGHT. 154 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,696 SORRY. 155 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:41,034 - GOLDIE, I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH 156 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,770 FOR AGREEING TO SIT DOWN WITH ME TODAY. 157 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,938 - DON'T THANK ME. THANK HANK. HE BEGGED ME TO. 158 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,840 HE ALSO SPEAKS THE WORLD OF YOU. 159 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,075 - REALLY? - YES. 160 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,077 - BECAUSE USUALLY HE MAKES FUN OF ME. 161 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,880 - WELL, HE DOES THAT TOO, BUT I CAN TELL IT'S OUT OF LOVE. 162 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,649 - THERE IS LOVE. I DO LOVE THE GUY. 163 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:56,950 - THAT IS SO SWEET. 164 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,652 - I TOOK A BULLET FOR HIM, YOU KNOW? 165 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,521 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. - YES, I DID. 166 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:03,090 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE? - NOT REALLY. 167 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,161 - CAN YOU SEE IT? 168 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,530 - THAT LOOKS LIKE ECZEMA. 169 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,732 - WHAT? IT'S SCAR TISSUE. 170 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,200 - WHATEVER, DUDE. WHAT'S YOUR PITCH? 171 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,802 - OH, RIGHT. 172 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,204 YOU ARE A VERY TALENTED YOUNG WOMAN, GOLDIE FORREST. 173 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:20,774 I HAVE BEEN A BIG FAN FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 174 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,511 - COOL. I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. 175 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:26,814 - YOU WROTE AN EPISODE OF DAWSON'S CREEK, DIDN'T YOU? 176 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,483 - YES, ABOUT A HUNDRED YEARS AGO. 177 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,818 WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT? 178 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,820 - 'CAUSE I LOVE THAT SHOW. - BULLSHIT. 179 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,254 YOU DIDN'T WATCH DAWSON'S CREEK. 180 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,623 - YES, I DID! 181 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,925 I SWEAR. I STILL WATCH IT IN RERUNS. 182 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,861 - ARE YOU GAY? - NO, NOT AT ALL. 183 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,996 WELL, I WAS, YEAH, FOR A SHORT TIME. 184 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,933 PLUS, I WAS JUST PRETENDING. - WHY? 185 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,569 - IF I TOLD YOU THAT, I WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU, 186 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:49,803 BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE BORED TO TEARS. 187 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,539 - THANK YOU FOR THAT. 188 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,240 SOMETIMES WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE TELLING A STORY, 189 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,509 I FANTASIZE ABOUT REACHING INTO THEIR MOUTH, 190 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,810 RIPPING THEIR TONGUE OUT, 191 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,012 AND SHOVING IT SO FAR UP THEIR FUCKING ASS 192 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,248 THAT THEY CAN ONLY DREAM OF SHITTING IT OUT. 193 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,151 - WOW. 194 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,920 YOU ARE A MOST DELIGHTFUL YOUNG LADY. 195 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,556 - DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY? 196 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,759 - YES, VERY MUCH SO. I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 197 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:16,129 - BUT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORKING AGAINST ME PROFESSIONALLY? 198 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,699 SOMETIMES I THINK MY LOOKS ARE A PROBLEM. 199 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,734 YOU KNOW, LIKE, IF I WERE A HATCHET FACE, 200 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:21,835 I'D HAVE MY OWN SHOW BY NOW. 201 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,104 - WHO ARE YOU WITH? - UTK. 202 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,306 BUT I'M FEELING KIND OF LOST OVER THERE. 203 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,108 - THAT'S NOT UNCOMMON. 204 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:31,612 HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ANY THOUGHT TO TAKING ON A MANAGER? 205 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,981 - I HAVE ONE. 206 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,849 IN FACT, I REALLY SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW. 207 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,317 - WHY? WHAT ARE WE DOING? 208 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,052 WE'RE TALKING. WE'RE JUST--WE'RE SITTING. 209 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,021 WE'RE TALKING. TWO PEOPLE SITTING AND TALKING. 210 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:45,025 - IT FEELS WRONG, DIRTY, LIKE I'M CHEATING ON HIM. 211 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,728 I'M A DIRTY LITTLE SLUT. 212 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:51,031 - BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE UNHAPPY. - HE'S A GOOD GUY. 213 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,333 HE'S JUST KIND OF OLD, YOU KNOW. 214 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,836 MY WRITER FRIENDS CALL HIM "OLD BALLS." 215 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,938 HE JUST SEEMS IMPOTENT. 216 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,774 - ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT THE APPROPRIATE WORD. 217 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,210 - IT IS THE PERFECT WORD. HE'S A REAL LIMP DICK. 218 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:07,681 - YEAH, WELL, SOMETIMES THOSE LIMP DICKS CAN SURPRISE YOU. 219 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,317 - ARE YOU DOING SOME KIND OF A WEIRD REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY 220 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,319 WHERE YOU DEFEND MY CURRENT REPRESENTATION 221 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,655 AND MAKE ME THINK YOU'RE A GOOD GUY? 222 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:18,325 BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY WORKING. 223 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,005 - WHAT'S WRONG? - NOTHING. 224 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,907 WHY DO YOU THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG? 225 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,076 - BECAUSE YOU'RE QUIET, TOO QUIET. 226 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,979 USUALLY I GOT TO KEEP TURNING UP THE VOLUME TO DROWN YOU OUT. 227 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,714 - I LIKE THAT YOU KNOW ME. 228 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,683 - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 229 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,952 - I'M FUCKING HEARTSICK, MAN. 230 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,154 - MELANIE? - MELANIE. 231 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,356 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOOT A LITTLE LOWER. 232 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:52,392 YOU KNOW, WHAT ABOUT THAT, UM, THAT GIRL THAT WORKS IN POST? 233 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,827 WHAT ABOUT HER? 234 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,362 - YOU MEAN THE ONE WITH THE LAZY EYE? 235 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,331 - HEY, HER EYE MAY BE LAZY, BUT THAT GIRL WORKS HER ASS OFF. 236 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:01,134 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU JERKED OFF TO A GIRL 237 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,103 BECAUSE SHE WAS A HARD WORKER? 238 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,173 MELANIE DRIVES ME CRAZY. SHE--SHE GETS ME SO HOT. 239 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,176 I BEAT OFF TO HER AT WORK TODAY. - OH, SHIT. 240 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,144 YOU KNOW, THAT'S VERY DANGEROUS TO MASTURBATE AT WORK. 241 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,813 YOU SHOULD TALK TO YOUR UNCLE CHARLIE ABOUT THAT. 242 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,314 IT'S NOT SAFE, AND IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. 243 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,983 - HEY! - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 244 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,818 - FUCK YOU. - DON'T JERK OFF AT WORK. 245 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,386 - FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. 246 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,354 I THINK THE DIRECTOR'S TRYING TO GET IN THERE. 247 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,222 - WHAT? 248 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,391 THAT LITTLE WORM, THAT FUCKING HACK? 249 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,094 YOU GOT THE MOODY BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH YOUR VEINS. 250 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,096 YOU CAN'T LET THAT LITTLE WORM GET IN THE WAY 251 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,964 OF YOU AND ALL YOUR MASTURBATORY DAYDREAMS. 252 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,366 SHE'S WAY OUT OF BOTH YOUR LEAGUES ANYWAY. 253 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,036 - YEAH, BUT HE'S GONNA WIN. HE'S A DIRECTOR. 254 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,038 - NO, HE'S A TV DIRECTOR, 255 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,007 AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY UP THE LADDER. 256 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,274 GRANTED, YOU'RE USING A FOOTSTOOL 257 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,976 AND BARELY HOLDING ON TO THE FIRST RUNG, 258 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,678 BUT HE'S STUCK IN THE MIDDLE. 259 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:47,147 EVENTUALLY HE'S JUST GONNA FALL OFF AND DIE SCREAMING. 260 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,416 I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT LITTLE FUCK KEEPS GETTING JOBS. 261 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,384 - ME NEITHER. - HE MUST HAVE FILM SOMEWHERE 262 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,721 OF STU RIDING THE SYBIAN OR SOMETHING. 263 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,690 - I THINK I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. - YEAH, ME TOO. 264 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,758 - WHOO! I GOT IT! 265 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,426 I GOT THE PART! I GOT THE PART! 266 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,294 - CONGRATS. WAY TO GO. 267 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,896 - WHOO! 268 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,465 - ALL RIGHT, CONGRATS. WAY TO GO. 269 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,134 I'D LIKE TO THINK MY LITTLE PEP TALK 270 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,468 HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT-- 271 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,970 THAT AND THE SHOTGUN. 272 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,438 [inhales sharply] - WHAT'S WRONG? 273 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,907 - NOTHING. - AREN'T YOU HAPPY FOR ME? 274 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,375 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT'S AWESOME. 275 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:18,111 NOT ONLY AM I A 21-YEAR-OLD GUY WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER. 276 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,880 NOW I'M A 21-YEAR-OLD GUY WHO WORKS WITH HIS MOTHER. 277 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,448 IT'S SO COOL. 278 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,483 OH, AND THEN THERE'S THE FACT WE MOVED ALL THE WAY OUT HERE 279 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,018 TO LAUNCH MY ACTING CAREER, 280 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,419 AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LUCKS INTO A JOB. 281 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,121 GOOD FOR YOU, MOM. GOOD FOR YOU. 282 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,323 - HEY, STOP BEING SUCH A SNOTTY LITTLE KILLJOY. 283 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,125 THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S HAPPY DAY. 284 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,262 - YEAH, WHAT HE SAID. - I'M SORRY. 285 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,397 - COME ON, LET'S CELEBRATE. IT'S GREAT. 286 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,332 - YOU GO HAVE FUN, YOU TWO. - YOU'RE HAPPY FOR ME. 287 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,234 LET'S HAVE DINNER. - HERE, GET THE DOOR. 288 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,070 - WAIT. CAN HANK COME? - NO. 289 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,504 - OH, I'M SURE HANK HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO. 290 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,074 - NO, NO, I GOT TO WORK ON MY 85-PAGE OUTLINE 291 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,341 FOR SANTA MONICA COP. 292 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,043 NEW CAREER HIGH, BY THE WAY. 293 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,311 - COME ON, HANK. DON'T BE SUCH A KILLJOY. 294 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,513 IT'S MOM'S HAPPY DAY. RIGHT? 295 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,948 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 296 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,216 - WHOO! - COME ON, GET IN. 297 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:59,119 - TIGHT SQUEEZE BACK HERE. 298 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,291 - TO THE CITY OF ANGELS, 299 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,227 WHERE IT TURNS OUT DREAMS ACTUALLY DO COME TRUE. 300 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,829 - TELL THAT TO ALL THE BROKENHEARTED STARLETS 301 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,498 WHO GOT CHEWED UP, SPIT OUT, AND F'D IN THE "A" 302 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,499 ATOP THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN. 303 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,967 CHEERS. [glasses clink] 304 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,936 - CHEERS. - I LOVE THIS CITY. WHOO-HOO! 305 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,538 - OKAY, OKAY, GO EASY THERE, MA. SHE CAN'T HANDLE HER ALCOHOL. 306 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,008 - I BEG TO DIFFER. BACK IN THE DAY, YOUR MOM COULD DRINK. 307 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,375 - THAT'S RIGHT. 308 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,111 I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE, MOTHERFUCKER. 309 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,779 - MAYBE I JUST LIKE GETTING YOU UNDER THE TABLE. 310 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,881 MOTHERFUCKER. - OH, GROSS. 311 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,349 GET A ROOM, YOU TWO. 312 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,919 JESUS. 313 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,253 YOU KNOW WHAT? 314 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,122 THERE ARE SOME SERIOUSLY HOT BITCHES HERE TONIGHT. 315 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,790 THIS IS GREAT. - WHO ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 316 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,926 WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TRYING TOO HARD? 317 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,293 YOU KNOW, ANYBODY CAN BE A DICK. 318 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,494 BE A GENTLEMAN. 319 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,030 - YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID. - THANK YOU. 320 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,331 - EXCELLENT PARENTING. 321 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,899 - SHIT. 322 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,300 - WHAT? - IT'S MELANIE. 323 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:50,270 - WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT? HE LIKES MELANIE. 324 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,539 - SHUT UP. - I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT. 325 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,008 - THEY NEED ME BACK AT THE OFFICE. YOU GOT TO DRIVE ME. 326 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,877 - OH, NO, WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 327 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,279 WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE ROOF! COME ON, LET'S PLAY SOME POOL! 328 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,281 - MOM, THIS IS MY JOB WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. 329 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,549 THEY TELL ME TO JUMP. I GOT TO JUMP. 330 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,550 IT'S SHOW BUSINESS. 331 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,152 - CAN I PEE FIRST? 332 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:09,189 - PERMISSION GRANTED. BRING BACK A SAMPLE. 333 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,158 - SO WHAT'S THE MOVE HERE? 334 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,426 IF I FIND MYSELF ALONE WITH HER, YOU KNOW, WHAT DO I DO? 335 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,296 - YOU REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL? - PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 336 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,031 - THEN JUST MAKE YOUR INTENTIONS KNOWN, 337 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,399 AND DON'T BE CREEPY ABOUT IT. 338 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,268 DON'T WHIP OUT YOUR DICK OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 339 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,436 - WHY WOULD I TAKE MY DICK OUT? - WELL, YOUR MOM AND I SPOKE. 340 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,172 - SHUT--IT WAS A PHASE. 341 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,407 WHY DID SHE TELL YOU THAT? 342 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,341 - I'M IMPRESSED. 343 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,310 I COULD TOTALLY SEE US WORKING TOGETHER. 344 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,112 - THAT IS MUSIC TO MY EARS, GOLDIE. 345 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,914 YOU JUST SAY THE WORD, 346 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,183 AND I WILL START WORKING TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. 347 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,584 TELL ME SOMETHING. 348 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,419 WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR IMMEDIATE GOALS? 349 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,922 - YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING? 350 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,991 - HMM? - TO RUN THE FUCKING SHOW. 351 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,425 RATH IS A HACK. 352 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,061 HE'S JUST COASTING ON HIS RESUME AT THIS POINT. 353 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,030 I MEAN, IF HE WOULD JUST LISTEN TO ME, 354 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,464 WE COULD TOTALLY FUCKING CRUSH IT, 355 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,200 BUT HIS HEAD IS SO FAR UP HIS OWN ASS 356 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,202 THAT HE CAN'T HEAR WHAT ANYONE ELSE IS SAYING. 357 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,904 I FIND MYSELF JUST SITTING IN MEETINGS, 358 00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,507 LIKE, NODDING MY HEAD AT EVERY STUPID FUCKING IDEA HE HAS. 359 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,642 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 360 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,112 YOU HELP ME GET THE SHOW OUT FROM UNDER RATH, 361 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,214 AND I'M ALL YOURS. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 362 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,983 - IT SOUNDS KIND OF DEVIOUS, ACTUALLY. 363 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,651 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 364 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,487 SO ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BREAK UP WITH "OLD BALLS." 365 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:18,458 - OH, UNPLEASANT. - BUT NECESSARY. 366 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,128 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. - OH, WHAT'S THAT? 367 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,896 - BEFORE THE MEETING, 368 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,066 I WENT ON REDTUBE AND WATCHED YOUR MASTURBATION VIDEO. 369 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,235 - [sighs] I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 370 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,937 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THEM TO TAKE IT DOWN, 371 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,139 BUT APPARENTLY IT STILL GETS A LOT OF HITS. 372 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:36,043 - DON'T APOLOGIZE. IT'S KIND OF HOT. 373 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:39,346 I MEAN, THERE IS NOTHING 374 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,149 LIMP DICK ABOUT YOU, CHARLIE. 375 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,222 - [moaning] 376 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,460 [groaning] 377 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,233 [breathing heavily] 378 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,345 - SO WHAT KIND OF CLEANUP AM I LOOKING AT IN THERE? 379 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,482 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE INSINUATING. 380 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,460 - THANKS FOR CELEBRATING WITH US. 381 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,429 I THINK IT REALLY MEANT A LOT TO LEVON. 382 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,198 - SURE. I WAS HAPPY TO. 383 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,267 YOU KNOW, YOU DESERVE A LITTLE STARDUST. 384 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,569 YOU DO. - THANKS, HANK. 385 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,738 I THINK YOUR PEP TALK REALLY HELPED. 386 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,273 - SURE. - GOOD NIGHT. 387 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,075 - AND I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THIS OUT LOUD, 388 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:18,345 BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S WHAT I DO, SO I WILL. 389 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,413 BUT YOU DO REALIZE THAT RATH 390 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,782 MIGHT HAVE CERTAIN EXPECTATIONS NOW, RIGHT? 391 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,419 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WELL, HE DID GIVE YOU THE JOB. 392 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:30,423 - ARE YOU SAYING THAT HE EXPECTS ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM 393 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,125 OR GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB? 394 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,327 - I'M SURE HE'D ENJOY EITHER ONE OF THOSE OPTIONS. 395 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,163 HE DOES FIND YOU PRETTY FOXY. 396 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,765 - WELL, HE SAID I WAS VERY NATURAL. 397 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,233 - YOU ARE VERY NATURAL. 398 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,403 YOU ARE. YOU'RE ALSO VERY NAIVE. 399 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:47,140 - JEEZ, MAYBE I SHOULD TURN IT DOWN. 400 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,709 - DON'T--DON'T CUT OFF YOUR BOOBS TO SPITE YOUR CHEST 401 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,743 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 402 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,779 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU AWARE 403 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,515 THAT THE BOSS MAN MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU. 404 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,350 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD DO A LOT WORSE. 405 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,186 I MEAN, THE GUY'S A SERIOUS FUCKING EARNER. 406 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,687 - HE HAS REALLY NICE TEETH. 407 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,523 - AND HE'S GOT REALLY NICE TEETH. 408 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,758 - SMILE. - DO I HAVE TO? 409 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,128 - YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETWEEN YOUR LATERAL INCISOR 410 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,296 AND YOUR CANINE. - AH. 411 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,231 - LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE HAMBURGER MEAT. 412 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,532 GONE NOW. - THANK YOU. 413 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,733 - LOOK AT THESE CHOPPERS. 414 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,302 THEY COULD REALLY USE A GOOD CLEANING. 415 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,503 - OKAY, I'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT. 416 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,071 I WILL. I'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT. 417 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,173 - YOU SHOULD. - MM-HMM. I WILL, RIGHT AWAY. 418 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,242 - YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY READY TO CALL IT A NIGHT. 419 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,677 - NO? ALL RIGHT, I'M GAME. 420 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,279 - LET'S DO IT. 421 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,215 - JUST TELL ME WHERE TO POINT THIS LEAD SLED. 422 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,682 - OKAY. [engine revs] 423 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,451 - I'M WAITING. 424 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,523 - SO... 425 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,825 DOES RATH EVER HIT ON YOU? - NO. 426 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,295 I GAVE HIM A KILLER BLOW JOB WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE. 427 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,097 HE'S LEFT ME ALONE EVER SINCE. 428 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,432 - REALLY? - YEAH. 429 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,235 - THAT'S SMART, I GUESS. 430 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,171 - [laughs] DUDE, I'M KIDDING. 431 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,673 - [chuckles] OF COURSE YOU ARE. 432 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:59,246 SO WHAT--WHAT MAKES YOUR BLOW JOBS SO KILLER? 433 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,281 - WELL, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 434 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,883 - I WOULD, YEAH. - YOU'RE FUNNY. 435 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,753 - ANYWAY, RATH HAS BEEN THROUGH A BUNCH 436 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,521 OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWSUITS, 437 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,124 SO HE'S PRETTY MUCH LEARNED TO BEHAVE HIMSELF. 438 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,860 I MEAN, I-I DO CATCH HIM STARING AT MY TITS HERE AND THERE, 439 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,195 BUT THAT'S OKAY. 440 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,463 YOU KNOW, I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT. 441 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,265 - YOU TOTALLY SHOULD. 442 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:22,335 - ONE, TWO, THREE, EYES ON ME. 443 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,204 - HEY, MEL. - HEY, YOU. 444 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,641 - CAN YOU, UH, RUN OUT AND GET ME A NONFAT VANILLA LATTE, KID? 445 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,544 - YEAH. I REALLY DON'T WORK FOR YOU, SO... 446 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,646 - YEAH, BUT YOU WORK FOR THE SHOW, RIGHT? 447 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,382 - YEAH, SO? 448 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,616 - SO, IF YOU WORK FOR THE SHOW, YOU WORK FOR ME, 449 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,618 BECAUSE I DIRECT THE SHOW. 450 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:42,255 - WELL, YOU DIRECTED THE PILOT, EXCEPT FOR THE RESHOOTS. 451 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,891 I GUESS THEY HAD TO BRING IN SOMEONE ELSE FOR THOSE, RIGHT? 452 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:49,696 - COME HERE. 453 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,631 [whispering] LOOK, I HAVE LAID A LOT OF GROUNDWORK 454 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,600 WITH THIS GIRL-- WE'RE TALKING WEEKS OF PREP. 455 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,302 YOU ARE NOT GONNA FUCK THIS UP FOR ME. 456 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,603 I KNOW YOU THINK 457 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,771 I'M JUST SWINGING MY BIG, FAT DICK AROUND. 458 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,840 BUT THE TRUTH IS I'M ACTUALLY SEEING A FEW STEPS AHEAD. 459 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,276 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN HER AND ME, 460 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,477 IT'S GONNA END BADLY. 461 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,745 I KNOW THAT GOING IN. 462 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,714 I ACCEPT IT AS THE COST OF DOING BUSINESS. 463 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,251 BUT YOU--YOU COULD BE LIKE THE SHOULDER TO CRY ON. 464 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,187 SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS? - YEAH. AND YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT. 465 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,622 AND YOU COULD USE AN ALTOID. 466 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,824 - [normal voice] VANILLA LATTE. 467 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:22,662 GET HER ONE TOO, AND, UH, DON'T BE TOO QUICK ABOUT IT. 468 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:23,830 HELLO. 469 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,733 - I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW NOT INTO THIS I AM. 470 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,801 - OH, DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY. IT'S JUST A CLEANING. 471 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,670 - YES, BUT YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING. 472 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,439 YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE HANDLING DENTAL EQUIPMENT 473 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,606 UNDER THE INFLUENCE. 474 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,542 - WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF? 475 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,310 - YOU'VE SEEN RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. 476 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,778 - YEAH. 477 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,513 - YOU KNOW HOW INDIANA JONES IS THIS ALL-AROUND BADASS? 478 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,681 - MM-HMM. - HE'S LITERATE. HE'S SMART. 479 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,982 HE'S GOOD WITH THE WHIP, 480 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,784 GREAT WITH THE LADIES, A LITTLE LIKE ME, RIGHT? 481 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,519 BUT HE'S DEFINITELY AFRAID OF SNAKES. 482 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,854 - OKAY, SO? 483 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,556 - I'M DEFINITELY AFRAID OF DENTISTS. 484 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,990 - OH. - THAT DUDE IS MY SNAKES. 485 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,659 - OH. 486 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,494 - ONCE, I SAW MARATHON MAN WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, 487 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,962 AND I HAD NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS. 488 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,464 I WET THE BED AFTER THAT, 489 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,898 WHICH IS WAY HOTTER WHEN A WOMAN DOES IT. 490 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,901 - I'M GONNA CLEAN YOUR TEETH. WHOO! 491 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,570 - SAY, "YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DIRECTOR." 492 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,971 - YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DIRECTOR. 493 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,574 - SAY--SAY, "YOU'RE A FEATURE DIRECTOR." 494 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,941 - YOU ARE A FEATURE DIRECTOR. YOU ARE. 495 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,311 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I AM A FEATURE DIRECTOR. 496 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,945 I AM. - YES, YOU ARE. 497 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:16,416 - OH, I'M JUST DOING TELEVISION BECAUSE IT PAYS GOOD, 498 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,017 BUT I'M CLOSE. OH! - OH, YEAH. 499 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,420 - I'M CLOSE. I'M CLOSE TO HAVING A FEATURE. 500 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,622 - OH, YEAH. YES, YOU ARE. - OH, JESUS, THIS IS AWFUL. 501 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,591 I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO UN-SEE THIS SHIT. 502 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,659 LEAVE THE LATTES AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 503 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,727 OH. 504 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,530 OH, MY GOD. OH. 505 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,831 OH, SHIT. 506 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:32,999 - YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS, MELANIE. 507 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,734 YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER. 508 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,569 HE'S ON HIS WAY DOWN. I'M ON MY WAY UP. 509 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,471 - SAYS WHO? - MY FATHER. 510 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,907 - I KNEW IT. THAT FUCKING GUY-- 511 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,943 HE LIVES TO FUCK MY SHIT UP! HE'S SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE! 512 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,745 - HEY, THAT'S MY FATHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! 513 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,681 - YEAH, YOUR FATHER IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE! 514 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,016 - YOU'RE A DICK. YOU KNOW THAT? 515 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,351 - YOU'RE THE DICK. 516 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,953 - YOU. - I HATE YOU. 517 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,824 - YOU'RE A DICK! - YOUR DAD IS RUINING MY LIFE. 518 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,959 - GET OFF ME. - GOD DAMN IT. 519 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,028 WHAT THE FUCK? YOU HAVE A GUN IN THERE? 520 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:05,498 - SMELL MY FINGER. - OW. NO, NEVER! 521 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,535 - SMELL MY FINGERS. - GOD, FUCK ME, MAN. 522 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:12,772 - FUCKING ASSHOLE. - YOU'RE A SICK BASTARD. 523 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,508 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE INTO THAT GUY, MELANIE. 524 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,909 HE--HE'S ON HIS WAY DOWN. 525 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,878 I'M ON MY WAY UP THE LADDER. I'M CLIMBING. 526 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,782 - I DON'T MEAN THIS THE WAY IT SOUNDS, BUT YOU'RE A P.A. 527 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,385 HE'S DIRECTED MOVIES. - SHITTY MOVIES. 528 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,387 AND WHAT OTHER WAY COULD THAT HAVE POSSIBLY SOUNDED? 529 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,323 - HE OWNS A HOME AND A CAR. 530 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,991 - THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT-- POSSESSIONS? 531 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:37,063 ANYONE CAN BUY STUFF. NOT EVERYONE HAS ONE OF THESE. 532 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,901 - OH. 533 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,971 YOU HAVE A SURPRISINGLY BIG DICK. 534 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,673 - THANKS. 535 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:51,010 - OH, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO BE WITH YOU, LEVON. 536 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,488 - [slurring] THIS IS NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE. 537 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,522 - I TOLD YOU SO. 538 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,357 - YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THE CLEANING OF TEETH. 539 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,958 - FUCKING "A" RIGHT I AM. 540 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,527 - CAN I HAVE ANOTHER HIT OF THE NITROUS? 541 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,928 - NO. COME ON. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. 542 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,563 - [normal voice] YOU DIDN'T SEE ME CUTTING YOU OFF 543 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,799 WHEN WE WERE AT THE BAR, DID YOU? 544 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,933 - CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. 545 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,602 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO SEE A DENTIST 546 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,136 ON A MORE REGULAR BASIS. 547 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,006 I CAN'T STRESS IT ENOUGH HOW IMPORTANT GOOD ORAL HYGIENE IS. 548 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,608 - [slurring]] STOP SAYING THAT. 549 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,543 - WHAT? - "ORAL." IT'S TURNING ME ON. 550 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,878 HA HA HA. 551 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,680 - IT'S GOOD TO KNOW I STILL TURN YOU ON. 552 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:28,948 - THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT YOU 553 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,517 THAT WOULDN'T TURN A PERSON ON, LADY. 554 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,818 - REALLY? - MM. 555 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,119 - IT DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY SOMETIMES. 556 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:36,489 - [normal voice] NO SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS EVER? 557 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,124 - I MEAN, THERE WERE A FEW THINGS 558 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:41,093 THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOMETHING, BUT LEVON ALWAYS GOT IN THE WAY. 559 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,730 I JUST--I WANTED TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO COULD EMBRACE HIM 560 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,498 FOR WHO HE IS AND ALSO, YOU KNOW, 561 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,601 PLAY AN ACTIVE ROLE IN HIS LIFE, BUT I GUESS THAT'S A LOT TO ASK. 562 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:49,869 - HMM. 563 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,604 WELL, THIS COULD BE THE NITROUS TALKING, 564 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:52,939 BUT I THINK HE'S KIND OF A GREAT KID. 565 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,675 HE'S REALLY-- HE'S KIND OF AWESOME 566 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,810 IN AN INITIALLY OFF-PUTTING KIND OF WAY. 567 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,479 IT'S WEIRD. - I KNOW, RIGHT? 568 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:00,913 HE'S A REALLY GOOD KID. - YEAH. 569 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,482 - HE'S GOT A GREAT HEART. 570 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,717 - WELL, HE GETS THAT FROM YOU, FROM HIS MOM. 571 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,185 - WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR. - WHAT? 572 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,621 - YOU'RE JUST COMPLIMENTING ME ON MY MOTHERING SKILLS 573 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:10,623 WHEN I'M SO CLOSE TO YOU? 574 00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:13,392 [both chuckle] 575 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,973 - THIS IS--IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA. 576 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:30,677 - IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. - TERRIBLE IDEA. 577 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:36,182 [cell phone ringing] 578 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,884 - [groans] 579 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,753 [scoffs] IT'S LEVON. THAT FIGURES. 580 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:42,522 HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SUCH A LITTLE COCK BLOCKER. 581 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,824 - SHOULD I RINSE? - YEAH, RINSE. 582 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,125 WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY? 583 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,827 - YOU TOLD ME TO MAKE MY INTENTIONS KNOWN. 584 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,796 - YEAH, I ALSO TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE YOUR DICK OUT. 585 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,163 I SPECIFICALLY SAID THAT. 586 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:53,232 - I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. I'M SORRY. 587 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,801 - YOU THINK? 588 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,803 - I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO THREATEN WOMEN WITH YOUR PENIS. 589 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,237 - I WASN'T THREATENING HER, OKAY? 590 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,672 I WAS SHOWING IT TO HER. 591 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,073 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 592 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,909 WHATEVER. I-I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER. 593 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,044 NO ONE I LIKE EVER LIKES ME BACK ANYWAYS. 594 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,079 - I'M NOT SAYING WHAT HE DID IS RIGHT, 595 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,115 BUT I GET WHERE HE'S COMING FROM. 596 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,818 YOU KNOW, HE'S A GUY. HE JUST WANTS TO GET LAID. 597 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:14,153 IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL. - OH, YEAH, IT'S NORMAL, 598 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,255 BUT IT'S DISGUSTING, AND IT'S ILLEGAL. 599 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,225 - YEAH, IT'S ALL THOSE THINGS TOO. 600 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,060 BUT WHAT IS THAT ABOUT? 601 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:24,831 I MEAN, IS--IS-- IS IT HANDSOME AND SPECIAL? 602 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,833 - IT'S PRETTY BIG. - OH. 603 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,000 LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON... 604 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:29,902 UNLESS BIG DICKS RUN IN YOUR FAMILY TOO. 605 00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:31,504 HE COULD HAVE YOUR BIG DICK. 606 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:34,073 WHERE WERE WE BEFORE WE WERE SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED 607 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:36,543 BY YOUR SON'S OVERWHELMING NEED TO EXPOSE HIMSELF? 608 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:38,745 - MY SON? OUR SON. 609 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,913 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS TOO SOON. 610 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,583 - SPEAKING OF TOO SOON, 611 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,553 WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE-- THAT CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 612 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,888 - I AGREE. TOO CONFUSING. 613 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,990 - WHAT HAPPENS IN THE DENTIST'S OFFICE 614 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:52,892 STAYS IN THE DENTIST'S OFFICE. 615 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,695 - SO YOU'RE SAYING IT CAN ONLY HAPPEN IN A DENTIST'S OFFICE? 616 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,063 [both laugh] - NO, NO, I GET IT. 617 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:59,131 I'M JUST KIDDING. - I'M NOT SAYING THAT. 618 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,601 - I KNOW. AND I'M GONNA HAVE A TALK WITH HIM, 619 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:02,802 YOU KNOW, ABOUT GIRLS, 620 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,572 TRY TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING. 621 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:09,842 - THANK YOU. - YEAH. 622 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:12,111 IT WAS A PLEASURE CO-PARENTING WITH YOU TONIGHT, 623 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:15,281 AND I'M GONNA HIT THE ROAD BEFORE THE NITROUS WEARS OFF. 624 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:18,851 - DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THAT STUFF FROM THIS MORNING? 625 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:22,755 - THAT STUFF? - MMM. 626 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:25,024 - LET ME SEE. 627 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,326 - * YOUR HEAD'LL COLLAPSE 628 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,596 - AH... - * AND THERE'S NOTHING IN IT 629 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:32,832 * AND YOU ASK YOURSELF 630 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,869 * WHERE IS MY MIND? 631 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:40,773 * WHERE IS MY MIND? - WHOA, WHOA. 632 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:45,044 - * WHERE IS MY MIND? 633 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:49,716 * 634 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,984 * WAY OUT THERE 635 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:55,054 * OUT IN THE WATER 636 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,657 * SEE IT SWIMMIN' 637 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:05,832 * 638 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:14,741 * WHERE IS MY MIND? 639 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,243 * WHERE IS MY MIND? 640 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:23,249 * WHERE 641 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:29,088 *