1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,377 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:12,180 KAREN, I CAME BACK... FOR YOU. 3 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:13,447 - OH. 4 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:15,816 - ATTICUS JUST FIRED ME. - BUMMER. 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,319 - BUT NOT BEFORE HE FIRED YOU TOO. 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,620 - I NEED TO PRESENT MYSELF TO KAREN 7 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,255 AS AN ADULT MALE WITH A JOB. 8 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:24,058 - YOU MUST BE HANK. - HENRY JAMES MOODY I. 9 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,826 - RICK RATH. CALL ME RATH. 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,661 THE LAST THING I NEED AROUND HERE IS SOME SNOTTY, 11 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,098 PRETENTIOUS FUCK WHO'S GONNA LOOK DOWN ON TELEVISION. 12 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:31,765 - I'M TRYING TO GROW THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE 13 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,667 BEFORE IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE, 14 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,669 AND IT ALL STARTS WITH ME GETTING A JOB. 15 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,571 - ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE A JOB? 16 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,074 - HEY, DID YOU MANAGE TO GET IT UP LAST NIGHT? 17 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,542 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 18 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,377 - YOU'RE HANK MOODY. - WHO WOULD YOU BE? 19 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:44,778 - THIS WOULD BE LEVON. 20 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,414 HE'S THE KID I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT. 21 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,416 HE WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU FOR HIS COLLEGE NEWSPAPER. 22 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:49,550 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN? 23 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,585 - YEAH, ONE, A DAUGHTER. 24 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,154 - YOU FUCKED MY MOM. 25 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,389 - REALLY? YOU'RE NOT FUCKING WITH ME? 26 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,258 WHEN DID THIS OCCUR? 27 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,294 - I GUESS ABOUT NINE MONTHS BEFORE I WAS BORN. 28 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,171 - [gasps] YAY! IT'S A MURSE! 29 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,473 MY VERY OWN MURSE! HOW DID YOU KNOW? 30 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,242 - STOP IT. 31 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:17,578 IT'S FOR ALL YOUR WRITERLY [French accent] ACCOUTREMENT. 32 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,847 I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY ROCK AND ROLL. 33 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:20,914 - TOTALLY. 34 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:23,151 AND YET, IT SENDS A VERY STRONG AND CLEAR MESSAGE 35 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,218 TO MY CO-WORKERS 36 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:26,420 THAT THIS DUDE COULD ROCK OUT WITH HIS COCK OUT. 37 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,688 BUT WHEN HE'S DONE, 38 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,490 HE CAN TUCK IT AWAY AND GET DOWN TO BIZ. 39 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,460 - MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. - MM-HMM. 40 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,162 - WEAR IT WELL ON YOUR FIRST DAY. 41 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:37,165 - I SHALL, MY LOVE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 42 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,202 - I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. 43 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,571 - WHY? 'CAUSE I GOT A STINKIN' JOB? 44 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,838 IF I'D KNOWN IT WAS THIS EASY 45 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,474 TO MAKE YOUR BOSOM SWELLETH WITH PRIDE, 46 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:49,310 I WOULD HAVE APPLIED FOR A JOB AT STARBUCKS LONG AGO. 47 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:52,346 BARISTA. - NO, IT'S NOT JUST THE JOB. 48 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:55,249 YOU'RE FINALLY READY TO EMBRACE CHANGE, I THINK. 49 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:58,452 - WELL, THE TIMES, THEY ARE A-CHANGING, 50 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,354 WHETHER I LIKES IT OR NOT. 51 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:03,757 - AND CHANGE IS... 52 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,660 SEXY. - YOU DON'T SAY? 53 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,529 - I DO. - REALLY? 54 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,632 - I DO SAY. 55 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:14,368 - GOSH, GOLLY. 56 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:17,838 WHO KNEW GAINFUL EMPLOY COULD BE SUCH A PANTY PEELER? 57 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,507 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 58 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:25,213 BEFORE--OKAY, BEFORE THIS ACCELERATES INTO HEAVY PETTING, 59 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,515 MOIST HUMPING, AND MULTIPLE ORGASMS 60 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,217 FOR ME, OF COURSE, 61 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,453 THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU. 62 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,654 - WHAT? 63 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:34,855 WHAT? WHAT IS IT NOW? 64 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,390 - MM-- - I KNOW. 65 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,292 YOU'RE A HEROIN ADDICT. 66 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,694 YOU HAVE TERMINAL HEMORRHOIDS, RIGHT? 67 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,296 - OW! - [laughing] 68 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,432 I MEAN, NOTHING WOULD SURPRISE ME AT THIS POINT. 69 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,566 [door opens] COME ON. 70 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,968 WHAT IS IT? 71 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,803 - AH, NOTHING? 72 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:50,671 - NOPE. 73 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:51,972 NOT A TWITCH. 74 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,808 I EVEN TOSSED HIS SALAD FOR A SECOND OR THREE. 75 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,310 KID LIVES FOR FUCKING ASS PLAY. 76 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,679 - UGH! YOU THINK THIS IS MAYBE PSYCHOLOGICAL? 77 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,414 - I DON'T KNOW. 78 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:04,318 - ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT WAS LIKE SUCKING ON A LITTLE HOTDOG 79 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,453 WRAPPED IN FORESKIN. 80 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:06,720 - [shrill groan] 81 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,690 - AND THE MORE I SUCKED, THE SMALLER IT GOT. 82 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:13,461 IT FELT WRONG, LIKE I WAS BLOWING A BABY. 83 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:16,330 A BIG, BALD, UNEMPLOYABLE BABY. 84 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,566 LOOK AT THE FOUR OF US. 85 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:21,535 AIN'T LOVE FUCKING GRAND? HUH? 86 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:24,538 [upbeat music] 87 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:32,280 * 88 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,749 - HOW'D SHE TAKE IT? 89 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:09,883 - I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LAY IT ON HER 90 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,352 WHEN YOU SULKED INTO THE ROOM 91 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,287 WITH ALL YOUR BROKEN WEINER SADNESS. 92 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,356 - OH, RIGHT. SORRY ABOUT THAT. 93 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,057 - NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST. 94 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,792 'CAUSE WE SURELY WOULD HAVE MADE THE LOVE, 95 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,528 AND THAT SURELY WOULD HAVE BEEN SPECTACULAR, 96 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,496 AND THEN SHE SURELY WOULD HAVE BEEN SUPER FUCKING PISSED 97 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,665 WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I ALLEGEDLY FATHERED A SON 98 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,500 WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, ALLEGEDLY. 99 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,901 JESUS! 100 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,670 IT SOUNDS UNCOOL WHEN I SAY IT OUT LOUD LIKE THAT. 101 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,905 - WHY? YOU GOT A SON, MAN! 102 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,674 SOMEONE TO CARRY ON THE MOODINESS 103 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,309 FOR GENERATIONS TO COME. 104 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,511 DOESN'T THAT FEEL AMAZING? - NOT REALLY. 105 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,980 THE KID'S KIND OF ANNOYING. I MEAN, SUPER FUCKING ANNOYING 106 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,482 LIKE HE SHOULD BE YOUR SON AND NOT MINE. 107 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:42,883 [phone ringing] 108 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,652 SEE, THE LITTLE FUCKER KEEPS TRYING TO FACETIME ME. 109 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,053 LOOK AT THAT. 110 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,922 HE SHALL BE LEVON, AND I SHALL DECLINE THAT SHIT. 111 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,359 - SO WHO'S THE MOM? 112 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,960 - OH, THIS WOMAN, JULIA, I WAS SEEING AT THE TIME. 113 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,062 WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS. SHE WAS GORGEOUS. 114 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:58,065 WE HAD A LOT OF FUN. IN AND OUT OF THE BOUDOIR. 115 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,066 I REMEMBER THAT. 116 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,402 AND THEN I MET AND QUICKLY IMPREGNATED KAREN, 117 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,836 AND THAT, AS THEY SAY, WAS THAT. 118 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,938 BY THE WAY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 119 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,541 - I WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU SHOWED UP FOR WORK, YOU KNOW, 120 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,877 ON TIME, REASONABLY SOBER. 121 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,912 YOU'RE GONNA BE PULLING IN A WEEKLY SALARY NOW. 122 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,548 15% OF YOUR WEEKLY IS MY WEEKLY. 123 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:15,949 - 15%? I THOUGHT YOU GOT 10. 124 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,718 - MM-MM. MANAGERS TAKE 15. 125 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,454 - OH, SO YOU'RE MY MANAGER NOW? WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 126 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:21,622 - 5%. 127 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,624 - THAT IS FUCKING PATHETIC, CHARLIE. 128 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,693 MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT GETTING SOME OTHER CLIENTS. 129 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,528 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S THE OTHER REASON I'M HERE. 130 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,863 - OKAY. LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 131 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,999 LET ME DRINK YOU IN, BIG BOY. 132 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,801 SO WHAT IF YOU GOT A DYSFUNCTIONAL DONG? 133 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,836 SO WHAT IF YOUR COCK IS BUT A VESTIGIAL ORGAN? 134 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,671 YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING SHARK! 135 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,440 - LET'S DO THIS! - NO! 136 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:40,874 - NO WHAT? 137 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:43,110 - NO, THIS IS MY FIRST DAY OF WORK, CHARLIE, NOT YOURS. 138 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,713 MINE. I CAN'T LET YOU FUCK MY SHIT UP. 139 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:49,883 I STILL LOVE YOU, THOUGH. LONG TIME. 140 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:57,425 - HERE YOU ARE. - THANK YOU. 141 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,559 HEY. HANK. 142 00:05:58,592 --> 00:05:59,693 - TERRY. - RIGHT ON. 143 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:00,994 WHOA! - OH! 144 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,863 - THAT'S A POWERFUL GRIP YOU GOT THERE. 145 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,532 QUITE A HANDSHAKE. VERY FIRM. 146 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,767 VERY FIRM INDEED. 147 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,638 WHERE DO YOU WORK OUT? 148 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,039 FUCK. 149 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,676 - WELCOME. 150 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,144 - HEY. HANK. 151 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,580 - HUGH. 152 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,415 ARE YOU INTO CUPCAKES? 153 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:22,983 - I SUPPOSE. 154 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,885 - THERE'S SOME IN THE KITCHEN. 155 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,053 - RIGHT ON. 156 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,956 - SOMETIMES RATH GETS A LITTLE GRUMPY. 157 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,491 I LIKE TO CHEER HIM UP WITH CUPCAKES. 158 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,559 IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS. 159 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,895 - WELL, AREN'T YOU THE THOUGHTFUL LITTLE BEAVER. 160 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,531 SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH VICTOR/VICTORIA? 161 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,866 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 162 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,434 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN? TERRY. 163 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:43,804 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, HER/HIM GENDER-WISE? 164 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,906 - OH, THAT. OF COURSE. 165 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,041 OKAY, SO HERE'S THE DEAL. IT'S-- 166 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,613 HEY, TERRY. YOU WANT A CUPCAKE? 167 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:53,914 THERE'S SOME IN THE KITCHEN. 168 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,650 - FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CUPCAKES, HUGH! 169 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,852 GET A FUCKING LIFE. 170 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,153 - OKAY, COOL. 171 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,622 I'M GONNA GO WORK ON SOME STORY IDEAS. 172 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,924 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE ROOM, KIDS. 173 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,760 - "FUCK YOU," YOU SAID. THAT WAS FUNNY. 174 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,729 SO, TERRY, TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF. 175 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,831 YOU MARRIED? YOU HAVE KIDS? 176 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,833 - I'M IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP, 177 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,202 AND THESE ARE MY KIDS. 178 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:18,939 - AH, HA, HA, LITTLE DROOLY, BUT I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE. 179 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,675 [phone ringing] 180 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,744 OH, I SHALL DECL--FUCK! 181 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,012 - FACETIME! 182 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,547 - YOU GOT TO STOP CALLING ME, KID. 183 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:27,781 - WHY? 184 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,083 - BECAUSE I'M WORKING. - BUT YOU'RE MY FATHER. 185 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,586 - YEAH, WELL, WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT FOR SURE. 186 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,655 - CALLING ME A LIAR? 187 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:35,956 - NO, NOT TECHNICALLY. 188 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,958 - YOU'RE A REAL FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW THAT? 189 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,860 - NOW YOU SOUND LIKE MY KID. 190 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,094 - WANT TO HANG OUT? 191 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,030 - NO, I CAN'T. I'M WORKING. 192 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,498 - COOL. WHERE YOU WORKING AT? 193 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,566 - A TELEVISION SHOW. 194 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,867 - COOL! WHICH ONE? 195 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,101 - SANTA MONICA COP. 196 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,269 - IS THAT LIKE BEVERLY HILLS COP? 197 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,939 - NO, IT'S SET IN SANTA MONICA. 198 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,174 - CAN I COME SEE YOU? - NO, I'M BUSY. 199 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:55,776 - CAN YOU GET ME A JOB THERE? 200 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,011 - NO. I BARELY HAVE A JOB HERE. 201 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,513 - HEY, GUYS. 202 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,048 RATH'S STUCK IN A MEETING AT THE NETWORK, 203 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,783 SO FEEL FREE TO DO WHATEVER UNTIL LUNCH. 204 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,785 - COOL! YOU WANT TO COME OVER? 205 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,788 [hard rock] 206 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:14,261 * 207 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,095 I'M SORRY. 208 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,830 HAVE YOU BEEN KNOCKING FOR A WHILE? 209 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,131 I WAS LISTENING TO SOME TUNES. 210 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,267 - NO, NO, I PRETTY MUCH JUST KNOCKED THE ONCE, 211 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,735 AND THEN YOU IMMEDIATELY OPENED THE DOOR, 212 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:22,970 WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE 213 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,137 YOU WERE JUST RIGHT THERE WAITING FOR ME. 214 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,873 - YOU TOTALLY GOT ME. 215 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,040 I WAS PRETTY FUCKING EXCITED. 216 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:30,911 - HEY, THIS IS FOR YOU. 217 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,914 OH, ALL RIGHT. - [laughing] 218 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,983 - GOOD MAN. ALL RIGHT. 219 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,985 THERE YOU GO. 220 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,223 NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE. 221 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,726 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S HOME. 222 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,629 - WOW! YOUR MOM. 223 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,631 I GOT TO SAY SHE'S STILL SMOKING HOT. 224 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,299 - YEAH, PEOPLE SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. 225 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,034 I GUESS I JUST DON'T SEE HER THAT WAY. 226 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,769 - RIGHT. BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR MOM. 227 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:59,339 I'M JUST COMMENTING AS SOMEONE, YOU KNOW, WHO KNEW HER WHEN... 228 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,108 - OKAY, THEN. - ABOUT HER BEAUTY. 229 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,711 - THAT'S YOUR THING. - WELL-- 230 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,714 YOU SURE DO HAVE A LOT OF PICTURES OF YOUR MOM AROUND. 231 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:10,283 AND I'M GUESSING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TOO MANY GIRLS OVER, HUH? 232 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,720 - [clears throat] NO. NO, I DON'T. 233 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,188 WHICH IS A SOURCE OF GREAT SADNESS FOR ME, 234 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,290 BUT THE PICTURES ARE MY MOM'S THING. 235 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,192 SHE LIKES HAVING THEM AROUND, I GUESS. 236 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,260 - YOU'RE A GROWN MAN-CHILD, DUDE. 237 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,929 YOU CAN DO WHATEVS YOU WANT. 238 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,832 - YEAH, I GUESS, BUT I STILL HAVE TO RESPECT HER WISHES, 239 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,066 YOU KNOW. 240 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,067 SHE'S MY MOM. 241 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,702 - SURE, I SUPPOSE, 242 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,338 IF YOU WANT TO BE ALL QUEER ABOUT IT. 243 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,908 YOU HAVE A ROOMMATE? [door opening] 244 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,209 - [mouthing words] 245 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:40,113 - LEVON, DID YOU TAKE MY TOOTHPASTE AGAIN? 246 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,685 WHAT THE FUCK? 247 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,120 - I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER MYSELF. 248 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:50,357 - MOM, DAD, DON'T BE MAD. 249 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:53,827 - UH, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, I WAS JUST COMMENTING TO THE BOY 250 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:57,831 THAT YOU STILL GOT IT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE STILL SMOKING HOT. 251 00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:01,635 - OH, MY GOD. - [laughing] 252 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,837 - YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM. - OBVIOUSLY. 253 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,372 - YOU DON'T THINK YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT? 254 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,807 - WOULD YOU HAVE STILL COME OVER? 255 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,975 - PROBABLY NOT. - SEE? 256 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,977 I DID THE RIGHT THING THEN. 257 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,881 - DOES SHE KNOW THAT YOU MADE CONTACT? 258 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,048 - SHE DOES NOW. 259 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,884 - SWEET JUMPING JESUS. 260 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,186 - LEVON, CAN YOU COME IN HERE A MINUTE, PLEASE? 261 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,121 - COMING, MOM! 262 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:24,124 SIT, STAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 263 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:28,328 EAT SOME OF THOSE COLD CUTS. I MADE THEM FOR YOU. 264 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:32,299 HEY, DON'T LEAVE, OKAY? AGAIN. 265 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:38,305 [low arguing] 266 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,441 - WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?! 267 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,077 - [muted response] 268 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,214 - HANK. - HI, JULIA. 269 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:50,984 - IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. 270 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,753 - I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 271 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:53,721 - HOW DO YOU MEAN? 272 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,189 - THIS IS JUST A LOT TO PROCESS RIGHT NOW. 273 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,390 - YES. - I THINK I NEED SOME TIME. 274 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,926 - YEAH, I GET THAT. I GET THAT. 275 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,761 I GET THAT. 276 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,296 SO HE'S--I'M GUESSING THAT HE'S REALLY MINE? 277 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,265 - WHAT? - HE'S REALLY MY KID? 278 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,368 I MEAN, ALL I HAVE IS HIS WORD TO GO ON, 279 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,137 AND NO OFFENSE, BUT HE DOESN'T PRESENT 280 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,972 AS THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY SOURCE. 281 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,774 - I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE. 282 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,108 - OKAY, YEAH, FUCK. 283 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,409 SHIT. 284 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,046 - I'M STILL STANDING HERE. - PLEASE LEAVE. 285 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,449 - I COULD--I DON'T HAVE TO BE BACK AT WORK FOR A FEW MINUTES. 286 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,985 WE COULD SIT AND TALK. - OH, GOD. 287 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,087 - OR--OR--OR I COULD GO. 288 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,489 GOING, GOING, GONE. OKAY. 289 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,491 LEVON, ALWAYS A PLEASURE. - BYE, DAD. 290 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,360 - CATCH YOU ON THE FLIPPITY-FLOP. 291 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,801 - THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING SAMMIE YOU GOT THERE, HANK. 292 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,002 I WENT WITH THE BURGER. 293 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,336 THAT'S THE MOVE FROM THIS PLACE. 294 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,873 I'M PRETTY HAPPY ABOUT MY LUNCH ORDER RIGHT NOW. 295 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,440 KILLED IT. 296 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,476 - THIS IS GLUTEN-FREE, RIGHT? - I'D STAKE MY LIFE ON IT. 297 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,212 - AND IT HASN'T BEEN IN THE VICINITY OF ANY SHELLFISH? 298 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,481 - I WATCHED THEM COOK IT JUST LIKE YOU ASKED. 299 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,116 - THANK YOU. I DON'T MEAN TO BE A NUDGE. 300 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,785 - YEAH, WE GOT IT, GOLDIE, OKAY? 301 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,786 HEY, LOOK AT ME. 302 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,420 I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING EVERYTHING, ALL RIGHT? 303 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,955 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BROWN BAG IT TOMORROW. 304 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,357 MAKE YOURSELF A LITTLE PB&J OR SOMETHING. 305 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,193 - I HAVE A SEVERE NUT ALLERGY. 306 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,028 - YEAH, OF COURSE YOU DO. - I COULD DIE. 307 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,797 - THAT WOULD BE A SHAME. 308 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,234 [picture snaps] 309 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,502 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 310 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,370 - TAKING A PICTURE OF MY BURGER. 311 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,872 - WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR BURGER? 312 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,407 - 'CAUSE I WANT TO PUT IT ON MY INSTAGRAM. 313 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,775 - OH, YOU'RE GONNA PUT IT ON YOUR INSTAGRAM. 314 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,143 OF COURSE. WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE. 315 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,444 - YEAH. - IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BURGER. 316 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,779 - YEAH, #LUNCH. - I KNOW, RIGHT? 317 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,881 - YEAH. YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 318 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,349 IT'S A GORGEOUS BURGER. 319 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,884 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 320 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,520 IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO WATCH YOU CHEW 321 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,422 WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN EVERY FUCKING DAY. 322 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,557 NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO WATCH YOU PLAY DIANE ARBUS 323 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,658 WITH YOUR FOOD? 324 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,494 HOW ABOUT I BRING SOME STARVING AFRICAN KID IN HERE, 325 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,397 HAVE HIM WATCH YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR GOURMET BURGER 326 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,533 WITH YOUR FUCKING IPHONE? 327 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,168 OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 328 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,903 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND A LITTLE LESS TIME 329 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,338 SEXUALIZING YOUR LUNCH, 330 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:52,572 AND A LITTLE MORE TIME COMING UP 331 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,541 WITH A WORKABLE FUCKING STORY IDEA. 332 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,608 - COME ON, RATH. 333 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,410 I PITCHED YOU FIVE BRAND-NEW IDEAS THIS MORNING. 334 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,279 - AND EVERY ONE OF THEM SUCKED, MAN! 335 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,447 DO BETTER! 336 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,349 STOP INSTAGRAMING, STOP TWEETING! 337 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,517 I DO READ THEM, YOU KNOW, 338 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,253 WHEN I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A RAGING HATE-BONER. 339 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,554 - [sighs] 340 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,989 - HANK, YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET OVER THERE. 341 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,357 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 342 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,025 - SORRY, USUALLY, I'M A FUCKING FIRECRACKER, 343 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,261 BUT I'M JUST DEALING WITH SOME HEAVY SHIT RIGHT NOW. 344 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,428 - TELL US. 345 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,097 - I'D RATHER NOT. 346 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,298 - HANK, THIS IS WHAT WE DO IN HERE. 347 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,900 THIS IS CHURCH. 348 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,102 THIS IS WHERE WE CONFESS OUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRETS, 349 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,270 SHOOT 'EM THROUGH A PRISM, 350 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,504 PUT 'EM UP THERE ON THE SCREEN. 351 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,272 - OH, GOD. 352 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,040 - ALL RIGHT, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 353 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,943 I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT I HAVE FATHERED A SON 354 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,312 FROM A RELATIONSHIP ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO. 355 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,446 - OH, WOW! - HOLY SHIT. 356 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,447 THAT IS FUCKING HEAVY. 357 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,016 - PERFECT. - YIKES! 358 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,185 - THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. - I GOT A LAWYER. 359 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,320 THOSE 20 YEARS' CHILD SUPPORT, YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY THAT. 360 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,454 - OKAY, PEOPLE. - I'LL HOOK YOU UP. 361 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,990 - HOW DO WE USE THIS ON THE SHOW? 362 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,391 - GOD. 363 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,093 - OKAY, SO MAYBE DANKO HAS A BABY WITH A STRANGER, 364 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,996 BUT THE STRANGER HAPPENS TO BE, LIKE, A COUSIN FROM THE PAST. 365 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,197 - A RETARDED COUSIN. 366 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,364 - A RETARDED COUSIN FROM THE PAST. 367 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,565 - CAN'T SAY "RETARDED." AUTISTIC. 368 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,034 - AN AUTISTIC COUSIN FROM THE PAST. 369 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,202 - OOH, TITLE OF THE SHOW, "AW... both: "TISTIC." 370 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,403 - I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 371 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,470 HERE, THIS IS THE BAD VERSION NOW. 372 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,939 WHAT IF DANKO JONES-- 373 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,340 - DIDN'T YOU ALSO RAPE A WOMAN ONCE? 374 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,642 - WOW. HARSH! - STAND DOWN, TERRY! 375 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,377 - WHAT? IT'S TRUE. IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS. 376 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,146 - YEAH. [chuckles] 377 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,514 - IF ANYBODY WAS RAPED, IT WAS ME, 378 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,249 AND IT WAS ALL JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING ANYWAY. 379 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,617 IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ANYONE. 380 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,385 - WISH IT HAPPENED TO ME. SHE WAS REALLY HOT. 381 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,921 - SHE'S SO SKINNY. 382 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,923 - I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SHARE AN OFFICE 383 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:16,623 WITH A CONVICTED RAPIST. 384 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,891 - WHAT IF A WEAR A COCK CAGE? 385 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,292 - I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT. 386 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,627 [all talking] 387 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,062 - IT'S A MALE CHASTITY DEVICE. 388 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,363 - I NEED ONE OF THOSE. 389 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,098 - IT TRAPS YOUR PENIS IN A FLACCID STATE. 390 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,499 - EVEN DANKO COULD BE IN HIS OWN COCK CAGE. 391 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,068 IT'S LIKE HE FEELS TRAPPED 392 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,402 'CAUSE HE'S IN HIS OWN COCK CAGE. 393 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,104 - WHY? WHY WOULD HE BE IN A COCK CAGE? 394 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,572 - DESPITE ALL HIS RAGE, HE IS STILL JUST A COCK IN A CAGE. 395 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,374 - YOU THINK RAPE IS FUNNY? - NO! 396 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,409 I THINK IT'S AWFUL, UNLESS IT'S A WOMAN RAPING A MAN. 397 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,577 THAT'S INHERENTLY FUNNY. 398 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,212 - RATH, ARE YOU REALLY-- - WHAT? 399 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,048 - ARE YOU JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND LET THIS HAPPEN? 400 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,382 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 401 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,483 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE WEEKS, 402 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,185 I'M ACTUALLY ENJOYING MYSELF. 403 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,587 PLEASE CONTINUE. - GOLDIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 404 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,424 - THAT WAS NOT GLUTEN-FREE. 405 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,293 [all gasping] 406 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:56,029 - OH! WHAT THE FU-- GOLDIE? 407 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,931 - AT LEAST WE KNOW IT WASN'T ALL IN YOUR HEAD. 408 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,399 - MY FUCKING MOM JUST GOT ME THIS SHIT, GOLDIE! 409 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,134 - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 410 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,203 I'VE SEEN CRIME SCENES LESS DISGUSTING THAN THAT. 411 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,404 - I THINK LUNCH IS OVER. 412 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,538 - THEY TOLD ME IT WAS GLUTEN-FREE. 413 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,539 - CLEAN THIS SHIT UP! - SHIT! 414 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,008 - CLEAN THIS SHIT UP! 415 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,409 DISINFECT THE WHOLE FUCKING ROOM, OKAY? 416 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,677 I'M GONNA GO MEDITATE. 417 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,645 WE'LL RECONVENE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS 418 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,315 - DOES ANYBODY KNOW OF A BAR AROUND HERE 419 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,549 WHERE I COULD MEET SOMEBODY FOR A DRINK? 420 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,817 - GOD! 421 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,954 I WOULD LOVE A NICE WINE COOLER RIGHT NOW OR LIKE A MICROBREW. 422 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,655 AN ALLAGASH WHITE WOULD TOTALLY HIT THE FUCKING SPOT, RIGHT? 423 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,591 [inhales] BUT HERE'S THE THING. 424 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,027 RATH DOES NOT LIKE IT WHEN WE LEAVE THE OFFICE DURING THE DAY. 425 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,429 IT'S TOTALLY FROWNED UPON. BUT I'M TOTES FREE TONIGHT. 426 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,998 WHAT DO YOU SAY? LET'S DO IT! 427 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,001 [hard rock] 428 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:41,074 * 429 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,221 [both laugh] 430 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,723 - HMM. - HI. 431 00:15:56,756 --> 00:16:00,027 THANK YOU. 432 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,465 HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME? 433 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,069 - THIS IS WHAT I REMEMBER. 434 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,605 WE WERE RUNNING AROUND THE CITY FOR A FEW MONTHS, HANGING OUT, 435 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,741 HAVING FUN, KEEPING IT SIMPLE, 436 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,609 AND THEN ONE DAY THE PHONE STOPPED RINGING. 437 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,012 AND I CALLED YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU WEREN'T DEAD, 438 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,513 AND YOU SAID YOU MET SOMEONE SPECIAL, 439 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,781 SOMEONE THAT YOU COULD PICTURE 440 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,484 SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH. 441 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,219 I REMEMBER NOT BEING ALL THAT OFFENDED 442 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,788 BECAUSE WE WERE NEVER REALLY THAT TOGETHER. 443 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,424 SO WHEN I REALIZED I WAS KNOCKED UP, 444 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:35,028 IT SEEMED PRETTY POINTLESS TO TELL YOU. 445 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,463 I'M SORRY. 446 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,765 - NO, I'M SORRY. 447 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:39,632 - DON'T BE. 448 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,701 I NEVER EXPECTED ANYTHING FROM YOU. 449 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:45,705 YOU'RE FUN, KIND OF LIKE DRIVING AROUND IN A CAR WITH A DOG 450 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,640 WHO STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW. 451 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,376 - WHAT KIND OF DOG? 452 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,144 - NOT THE MARRYING KIND. 453 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,513 - OH, THAT'S--I DON'T KNOW THAT THAT'S A BREED. 454 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,482 - [laughing] 455 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,117 I DON'T SEE A RING ON YOUR FINGER. 456 00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,653 DID YOU EVER GET HITCHED? - UH, NO, NOT TECHNICALLY. 457 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,256 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE? 458 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,491 - A FEW MONTHS. 459 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,493 WHEN LEVON CAME ALONG, 460 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,395 HE DERAILED THE WHOLE ACTING THING. 461 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,529 - YEAH. 462 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,131 - SO I MOVED BACK TO THE ISLAND, 463 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,134 AND I WENT TO SCHOOL, AND I BECAME A DENTAL HYGIENIST. 464 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,535 - REALLY? - I FUCKING LOVE TEETH. 465 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,138 THEY FASCINATE ME. 466 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:22,675 OPEN UP. 467 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,144 OOH. - HUH? 468 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,545 - HAVE YOU BEEN TO A DENTIST RECENTLY? 469 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,614 - CAN WE GET BACK TO YOUR STORY? 470 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:31,084 - SO LEVON DECIDED HE WANTS TO ACT, 471 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,253 AND IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD TIME FOR A CHANGE OF SCENERY. 472 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,821 SO HERE WE ARE. 473 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:39,459 - YEAH. SO WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? 474 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,128 - NOWHERE. 475 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,297 I'D REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU BOWED OUT 476 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:47,300 AND NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN. 477 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,701 I MEAN, LEVON'S A WEIRD KID. 478 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,138 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 479 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,207 - HE'S GOT ALL THESE CRAZY EXPECTATIONS 480 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,176 OF YOU GUYS MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME. 481 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,577 I DON'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM 482 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,346 THAT YOU'RE NOT THAT KIND OF GUY. 483 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,816 - HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF GUY I AM NOW? 484 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,153 - LOOK, I'M GIVING YOU A GIFT HERE. 485 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,821 I'M TELLING YOU IT'S OKAY TO WALK AWAY. 486 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,624 I'M ASKING YOU NICELY TO JUST DO THE RIGHT THING 487 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,427 AND LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE. 488 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,797 DRINK'S ON ME. [sighs] 489 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,475 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? - YES. 490 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,909 STU USED TO POP THEM ALL THE TIME. 491 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,245 - HMM. HMM? 492 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,646 STU HAS E.D. TOO? 493 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,449 - NO, NOT AT ALL. HE USED TO TAKE THEM FOR FUN. 494 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,750 WE USED TO FUCK FOR HOURS. 495 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,220 HIS COCK WAS LIKE A BATTERING RAM. 496 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,854 IT WAS LIKE IT WAS MADE OF LIQUID METAL. 497 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,890 IT WAS THE T-1000 OF BONERS. 498 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:44,857 - OKAY, MARCY, 499 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,494 I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I CAN SAY THIS, 500 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,930 BUT YOUR FOND REMEMBRANCE OF YOUR EX-HUSBAND'S HORSE COCK 501 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,700 DOES NOT WORK WONDERS FOR MY FRAGILE PSYCHE. 502 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,468 - PUSSY! [phone ringing] 503 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,669 - SHIT! THIS IS HANK. 504 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,870 - NO! - I'M SORRY. 505 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,239 I GOT TO TAKE THIS. - NO! 506 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,240 - I GOT TO TAKE IT! 507 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,441 WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 508 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,642 - HEY, BUDDY, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. 509 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,277 - ANYTHING AT ALL. YOU NAME IT. 510 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,678 - YEAH, YOU GOT TO GET ME OFF OF THIS THING. 511 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,614 - WHAT THING? - THE SHOW. 512 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,182 I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. 513 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,783 - HANK, IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY! 514 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,252 - I KNOW, BUT THERE'S TOO MUCH SHIT GOING ON 515 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,286 IN MY PERSONAL LIFE, 516 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,954 AND I'M A DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER. 517 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,923 THE THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING BACK IN THERE 518 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,758 WITH THOSE FUCKING MONKEYS IS GIVING ME A FUCKING MIGRAINE. 519 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,193 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 520 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,728 HANK, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 521 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,463 BACK IN WHERE? WHY AREN'T YOU THERE RIGHT NOW? 522 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,799 - IT'S A LONG STORY. - HANK, GO BACK IN THERE! 523 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,268 YOU TALK IT OUT WITH RATH. 524 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,203 HE'S A COOL GUY. HE'LL UNDERSTAND. 525 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,339 - I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, AND I AGREE, 526 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,906 BUT THAT'S WHAT I HAVE YOU FOR, CHARLIE, 527 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,575 TO HAVE THE CONVERSATIONS I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE. 528 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,677 THAT'S WHAT THE EXTRA 5% IS FOR. 529 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,280 BESIDES, IT'S LIKE AUDITING A CLASS, RIGHT? 530 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,682 I TRIED IT, IT WASN'T FOR ME. NO HARM, NO FOUL. 531 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,916 - NO, HANK! NO! 532 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,752 THERE IS HARM, AND THERE IS FOUL! 533 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,254 JESUS CHRIST! 534 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,755 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME 535 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,657 WHEN I'VE JUST TAKEN A FUCKING VIAGRA! 536 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,724 - OH. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 537 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,959 MY MIND'S MADE UP, THOUGH. 538 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,395 MAKE IT HAPPEN. SMOOTH THAT SHIT OVER. 539 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,330 - HANK! [grunts] 540 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,399 - [groans] 541 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,667 - HANK! HANK! 542 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,302 THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 543 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,936 THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S TRYING TO WATERBOARD ME! PIG! 544 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,938 GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME! - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 545 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,540 - GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME! 546 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,410 - STOP! - CALM DOWN! 547 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,844 - HE'S A LITTLE RETARDED. - A LITTLE? 548 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,846 - FUCK YOU, YOU RENT-A-COP MOTHERFUCKER! 549 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,382 YOU DON'T-- - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 550 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,716 YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP AT A MOVIE STUDIO 551 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,251 AND EXPECT TO SEE SOMEONE. 552 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,519 - BUT YOU WEREN'T ANSWERING YOUR PHONE, 553 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,254 AND I NEEDED TO SEE YOU. - WHY? 554 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,590 - I THINK MY MOTHER'S TRYING TO KEEP US APART. 555 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,358 - WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 556 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,859 - 'CAUSE I THINK SHE'S AFRAID SHE'S GONNA LOSE ME 557 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,628 IF I DEVELOP A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. 558 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,863 - WELL, MAYBE SHE'S JUST AFRAID THAT I'LL DISAPPOINT YOU. 559 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,532 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. YOU'RE MY FATHER, RIGHT? 560 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,734 YOU'D NEVER LET ME DOWN. 561 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,369 - WHAT HAS SHE TOLD YOU ABOUT ME? 562 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,505 - NOT MUCH. JUST THAT SHE GOT KNOCKED UP 563 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,407 BY SOME GUY SHE DIDN'T KNOW VERY WELL, 564 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,475 A GUY WHO DIDN'T SEEM LIKE MUCH OF A FATHER FIGURE. 565 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:43,810 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 566 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,846 YOU NEVER KNEW, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU SHOULD. 567 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,448 I DON'T KNOW. 568 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,049 I NEVER TOLD HER I WAS TRYING TO FIND YOU. 569 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,818 I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS. 570 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,820 BUT I DID MY RESEARCH, AND WHEN WE MOVED OUT HERE, 571 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,755 I KNEW THAT WAS MY OPPORTUNITY TO COME FIND YOU. 572 00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:00,427 - YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM HAS DONE A PRETTY GOOD JOB ALL BY HERSELF. 573 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,763 - YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY COOL, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 574 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,298 IT'S JUST BEING RAISED BY A SINGLE MOM 575 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,899 HAS MADE ME REALLY FUCKING WEIRD. 576 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,302 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RELATE TO OTHER GUYS. 577 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,338 - SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BOYFRIENDS AROUND? 578 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,006 - SOME. I'M SURE I SCARED THEM AWAY. 579 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,309 - YEAH, YOU'RE A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY. 580 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,378 YOU'RE LIKE A WALKING BONER KILLER. 581 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,847 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH GIRLS. 582 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,815 I PAID THIS CHICK ONE TIME TO TAKE OFF HER TOP. 583 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,484 SHE LET ME JERK OFF IN FRONT OF HER. 584 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:25,952 I FINISHED RIGHT ON HER FEET. - THAT'S TOO MUCH. 585 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,487 - I'M NOT AS COOL AS YOU MIGHT THINK. 586 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,988 - THAT'S TOO MUCH. THAT'S ENOUGH. 587 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,657 - LOOK, I NEED HELP, HANK. - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 588 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,459 I THINK YOU'D GET ALONG FAMOUSLY WITH YOUR UNCLE CHARLIE. 589 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,993 - [sighs] LOOK... 590 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,529 I KNOW THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE LAST THING YOU WANTED 591 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,897 OUT OF LIFE. 592 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,432 I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING CUTE OR CHARMING 593 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,800 ABOUT ME SHOWING UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP. 594 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,035 IT'S JUST READING ABOUT YOU, 595 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,372 YOU SEEMED LIKE A REALLY COOL GUY, 596 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:49,376 AND I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO GET TO KNOW YOU A LITTLE BIT. 597 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,943 I THOUGHT MAYBE SOME OF YOUR COOL 598 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,813 WOULD RUB OFF ON ME OR SOMETHING. 599 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,417 - YOU WANT TO SEE WHERE I WORK? 600 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:01,554 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'D LOVE TO. 601 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,823 THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS! DIE, PIGS, DIE! 602 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,025 LEAVE IT! LEAVE IT, LEAVE IT, LEAVE IT. 603 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:09,929 - OH, MY GOD! THEY HAVE A FOOSBALL TABLE HERE. 604 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,564 - HANK, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? 605 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,832 - WHAT? - WHAT? 606 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,133 YOUR DIPSHIT AGENT JUST CALLED ME, 607 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,868 SAID YOU WERE IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 608 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:16,969 - AH, YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO A WORD THAT GUY SAYS. 609 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,705 HE'S MENTALLY ILL. 610 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,373 I JUST KEEP HIM AROUND SO HE DOESN'T BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT. 611 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,409 I AM SORRY FOR GETTING BACK LATE THOUGH. 612 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,910 - THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WENT OUT FOR A PACK OF SMOKES 613 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,612 AND DECIDED TV WASN'T FOR YOU. 614 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,979 - WHAT? 615 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,115 THAT'D BE CRAZY, NOT TO MENTION UNPROFESSIONAL. 616 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,083 I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, GET USED TO IT. 617 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,985 I JUST WANTED TO SHOW THIS YOUNG MAN 618 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,887 WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING. 619 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,390 - OH, IS THIS YOUR KID? - APPARENTLY. 620 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:40,092 - IS HE-- - ON THE SPECTRUM? 621 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,994 PROBABLY, BUT AREN'T WE ALL? 622 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,663 - DOES HE WANT A JOB? 623 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,998 BECAUSE I JUST PROMOTED THE P.A. TO WRITER'S ASSISTANT. 624 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,601 HE WANTED A REWARD FOR CLEANING UP ALL THAT PUKE. 625 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,870 KIDS TODAY, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SO FUCKING ENTITLED. 626 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,872 - HEY, HEY, I REMEMBER THIS SHOW. 627 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,140 - OH, YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT ONE? 628 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,207 - IT WAS AWFUL. 629 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,110 LIKE, REALLY BAD. LIKE, WHO-WRITES-THAT-SHIT BAD. 630 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,680 JUST TERRIBLE. - I WRITE THAT SHIT. 631 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,148 I CREATED THAT SHOW. 632 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,584 - OH, SORRY. - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 633 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,953 THE SHOW SUCKED. IT SUCKED HARD. 634 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,521 NEVER GOT THE CASTING RIGHT. 635 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,957 MUCH LIKE LIFE, IT'S ALL IN THE FUCKING CASTING. 636 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,793 - HANK? OH, MY GOD! - GET A LOAD OF THIS CUNT. 637 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:17,029 - HANK, THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE. - SHH. 638 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,998 - I GUESS IT WAS JUST A FENDER BENDER AFTER ALL. 639 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,501 - SHUT THE FUCK UP, CHARLIE. SHUT THE FUCK UP. 640 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,802 - WHAT? 641 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:24,437 OH! LEVON! 642 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,506 HEY, IT'S UNCLE CHARLIE, REMEMBER? 643 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,775 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU... - WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING? 644 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,944 - AGAIN. 645 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:34,080 WILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THAT? 646 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,554 HANK... 647 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,691 I THINK IT'S WORKING. THE LITTLE BLUE PILL WORKED. 648 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,025 I THINK I'M GETTING HARD. 649 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,960 - BEHAVE YOURSELF, YOU ANIMAL. 650 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,662 OH, OH, THAT. 651 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:50,997 OH, GOOD! GOOD FOR YOU. 652 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,665 GOOD FOR YOU AND YOUR THIN, VEINY DONG. 653 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,467 - MY HEART'S BEATING REALLY FAST, HANK. 654 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:55,902 IT'S KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT. HERE, FEEL. 655 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,169 - NO, I'M NOT GONNA FEEL ANYTHING. 656 00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:58,871 IT'S JUST AN ERECTION. - FEEL IT. FEEL. 657 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,540 - YOU'VE HAD A MILLION OF THEM, AND YOU BOTCHED THEM ALL. 658 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,208 - I'M FEELING VERY DIZZY, HANK. CALL 911. 659 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,210 IT'S A MASSIVE CORONARY EVENT. - NO, IT'S NOT. 660 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:05,945 - CALL 911. - IT'S NOT. 661 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:08,781 - CALL 911! IT'S A MASSIVE CORONARY EVENT! 662 00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:10,883 CALL 911! PLEASE! 663 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,485 THIS IS IT, HANK. THIS IS IT. 664 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:14,687 - NO, IT'S NOT. - WHAT'S WITH THE BONER? 665 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:16,088 - WHOA! 666 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,890 - SERIOUSLY, HANK, YOU NEED A NEW FUCKING AGENT. 667 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,092 - HE'S MY MANAGER NOW. - ARE YOU OKAY? 668 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,861 IS THERE ANYTHING I COULD DO TO HELP? 669 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:27,199 - GOD, YOU SMELL GOOD. HA, HA. 670 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,235 - OH! - HOLY SHIT! 671 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,137 DID HE JUST CUM IN HIS PANTS? 672 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,740 - AHH. 673 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,141 - [scoffs] 674 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,115 [knocking on door] 675 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,223 - QUIT STALKING ME, LADY. 676 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:53,660 - LEVON TOLD ME WHERE YOU LIVED. 677 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,027 - OF COURSE HE DID. 678 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,866 - WOW! 679 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,601 HE ALSO TOLD ME WHAT YOU DID FOR HIM. 680 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:04,103 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S JUST A LOWLY P.A. JOB. 681 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,005 HE'S GONNA BE CLEANING UP A LOT OF PUKE. 682 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:08,107 - THANKS FOR IGNORING EVERYTHING I SAID. 683 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:10,276 - THAT'S WHAT I DO. 684 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,944 I'M--NO, I'M SORRY. 685 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,613 - NO, I MEAN IT. THANK YOU. 686 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,147 THANKS. 687 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,784 IT'S GOOD TO SEE HIM SO EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING. 688 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,752 I'M SORRY ABOUT EARLIER. 689 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:21,320 MY DEFENSES WERE UP. MOTHER BEAR ISSUES, I GUESS. 690 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,556 - NO, IT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE. 691 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:27,760 THIS IS UNCHARTED TERRITORY FOR BOTH OF US. 692 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:31,731 MORE FOR ME, 'CAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE A CHILD. 693 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,766 YOU'VE KNOWN FOR 20 YEARS. - I'M NOT USED TO 694 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:38,037 HAVING THE GUY INVOLVED, BUT-- SO DO YOU PLAY GUITAR? 695 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,006 - UH, NOT REALLY. 696 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:44,877 IT'S MORE LIKE I CALLOUS MYSELF IN THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. 697 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:48,180 - PLAY SOMETHING. 698 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,586 - I'M TOO SHY, ACTUALLY. 699 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:56,856 - I DON'T REMEMBER YOU BEING SHY. 700 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:57,924 [knocking on door] 701 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,226 - EXCUSE ME. - MM. MM-HMM. 702 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,667 - HEY, HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY? 703 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,201 WHAT? 704 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:12,004 OH, BABY, WAS IT THAT BAD? 705 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:14,340 [laughing] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 706 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,975 TELL ME. 707 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,877 - BABY, THERE'S SOMEONE YOU GOT TO MEET. 708 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,245 - UH-HUH. 709 00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:28,087 OH, NO.