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PREVIOUSLY ON
"CALIFORNICATION"...

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HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME
BILL'S DAUGHTER WAS A WRITER?

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THIS YOUNG WOMAN'S WRITTEN WHAT
COULD BE THE BOOK OF THE YEAR.

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IS THAT RIGHT?

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THE GIRL'S GONNA SELL
FIVE MILLION COPIES

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BASED ON
THE JACKET PHOTO ALONE.

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PEOPLE ARE GONNA
RECOGNIZE MY WRITING.

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NO, SEE,
I COVERED MY TRACKS.

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I ADDED LITTLE BITS OF ME
WHEN I RETYPED IT.

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YOU HAVE DONE SOME FUCKED-UP
SHIT IN YOUR TIME,

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BUT I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D DO THAT.
NOT KNOWINGLY.

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I'LL TAKE THE BOOK OFF THE
COUNTER -- YOU SAY THE WORD.

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THERE ARE OFFERS?
MANY.

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WELL, THEN I'M FUCKED.

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BABY, COME ON --
HEY, WE WERE TAKING A BREAK!

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ARE YOU TOTALLY SERIOUS
ABOUT MARRYING BILL?

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YES.

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WHAT ABOUT HANK?

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ARE YOU
QUESTIONING THINGS?

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I QUESTION EVERYTHING --
IT'S VERY HEALTHY.

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I JUST THINK YOU CAN'T
RUN OFF AND MARRY A GUY

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AFTER MAKING SWEET LOVE
TO YOURS TRULY.

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* IF YOU'RE ALL ALONE
AND YOU NEED SOMEONE *

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* CALL ME UP
AND I'LL COME RUNNING *

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* RECONSIDER ME

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* RECONSIDER ME

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* IF IT'S STILL THE PAST...

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IF ANYONE KNOWS OF A REASON
WHY THIS COUPLE SHOULD NOT WED,

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SPEAK NOW
OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.

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* RECONSIDER ME

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* RECONSIDER ME

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WHAT?

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UH, WAIT, HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.

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STOP. ONE MINUTE.
TIME OUT.

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SINCE YOU ARE BRINGING IT UP,

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THERE IS SOMETHING
I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS.

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I JUST WANT TO PUT IT
ON THE TABLE.

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KAREN, I'VE GOT A CAR --

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THERE'S MORE.

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YOU JUST SAY THE WORD,
AND I'LL PULL IT AROUND FRONT.

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YOU GET IN, YOU GRAB THE BECCA,
OFF WE GO.

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BILL, I'M SORRY --
YOU'RE NOT INVITED.

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DOESN'T HAVE
MUCH OF A BACK SEAT.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY, KAREN?
IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

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* ...RECONSIDER ME

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AAAAAHH!

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SLOW DOWN!

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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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ARE YOU OKAY?

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OH, SWEETIE.

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YEAH. JUST A BAD DREAM.

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BETTER GET MOVING --

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WEDDING'S AT 3:00.

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I LAID OUT YOUR CLOTHES.

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THERE'S COFFEE.

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OH, HAPPY DAY.

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OKAY, THE FUCKING BUNNY
GOES AROUND THE FUCKING LEFT...

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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

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[ GASPS ]

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OH, MY GOD, HONEY.
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

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DAD?
YEAH?

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IT HAPPENED.

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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IT.

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IT WHAT?

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IT!

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IT?

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THE IT!

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OH, IT!

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SHIT.

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OH, I'M SO SORRY,
SWEETIE.

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I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET UP
FOR SUCH A MOMENTOUS EVENT

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IN THE LIFE
OF A YOUNG WOMAN.

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I SHOULD HAVE HAD
SOME KIND OF KIT PREPARED.

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ARE YOU OKAY?
DO YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN?

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ARE YOU THERE, DAD?
IT'S ME -- BECCA. I'M FINE.

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I'M NOT GOING TO DIE OR
ANYTHING. I JUST GOT MY PERIOD.

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Shh-shh-shh!

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CAN WE KEEP MOVING?
YEAH.

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AHA! OKAY.

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WHOA, WHOA --
OH, DEAR.

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WHAT?

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I KINDA NEED THOSE.

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YEAH, I PROBABLY
NEED THEM MORE THAN YOU.

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UH, WELL,
LET ME BUY THEM OFF YOU.

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NO.

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CAN I BUY A COUPLE?

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EW, NO!

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LET ME JUST BUY
A COUPLE TAMPONS FROM YOU.

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I CAN'T BUY ONE TAMPON?
ONE TAMPON.

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NO, I WON'T SELL YOU
ONE TAMPON.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY CASH?

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HERE'S AN IDEA --
WHY DON'T YOU TRY ANOTHER STORE?

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THEY MAKE A LOT OF
THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW?

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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M IN A BIG HURRY.

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I NEED THOSE
ACTUAL TAMPONS.

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BYE NOW.

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LADY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ARE NOT VERY NICE.

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EXCUSE ME?

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IF I WAS IN THE MARKET
FOR, SAY...

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I DON'T KNOW,
ADULT DIAPERS,

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AND SOME POOR,
INCONTINENT SOUL WALKED BY

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WHO OBVIOUSLY NEEDED THEM
MORE THAN I DID,

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I WOULD SURRENDER
THOSE DIAPERS.

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GOOD TO KNOW,
ASSHOLE!

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EVERYTHING OKAY?

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THIS GUY'S
BEING A TOTAL DICK.

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HE'S TRYING
TO STEAL MY TAMPONS.

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WHY DO YOU WANT TO STEAL
A WOMAN'S TAMPONS?

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I WASN'T TRYING
TO STEAL HER TAMPONS.

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I WAS TRYING
TO BUY THEM OFF HER.

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WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO BUY
MY WIFE'S TAMPONS FOR?

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YOU TWO ARE A CHARMING COUPLE.
YOU BEEN TOGETHER LONG?

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ARE YOU LOOKING
TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED?

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NORMALLY, I'D SAY,
"GO FOR IT -- KICK HIS ASS,"

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BUT WE'RE RUNNING
OUT OF TIME HERE, DAD.

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SWEETIE,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

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WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

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LET'S BLOW
THIS POPSICLE STAND.

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HEY, ENJOY THE SHIT
OUT OF YOUR TAMPONS.

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THANKS A LOT.

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GO, BECCA.
BECCA, GO!

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GO! GO!

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BECCA!
Woman: HONEY!

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BY THE HEINEKEN!
YEAH! YOU'RE OPEN!

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[ CRASH ]

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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SHE'S THE ONE
WHO NEEDS THEM?

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NO, THEY'RE FOR ME.
I LIKE TO USE THEM AS EARPLUGS.

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FIRST TIME?

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FIRST TIME.

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WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?

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SHE'S GETTING
MARRIED TODAY.

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WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO THE WEDDING.

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OH, SHE'S NOT MARRIED TO
YOUR FATHER -- WHAT A SURPRISE.

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DO YOU NEED SOME HELP,
SWEETIE?

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THAT'S NOT
A TERRIBLE IDEA, HONEY.

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I'M SORRY.

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WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO?

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WHEN IT COMES
TO THE WOMAN I LOVE,

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I DON'T THINK,
I JUST ACT.

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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I MESSED YOU ALL UP.

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NAH, IT'S COOL.

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I'M SORRY, MAN.

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AM I GOOD?
YEAH.

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HOW'S THE HAIR?
LOOKS GOOD.

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Bill:
WE'RE A BLENDED FAMILY, AND
I WANT THE KIDS ON THAT SIDE...

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Mia: HEY, DAD.

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HEY.

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WHERE'S KAREN?

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COLD FEET?

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THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU, HONEY,
AND VERY SUPPORTIVE.

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THROW A COUPLE
OF DRINKY-POO'S IN HER,

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A ROOFIE OR TWO --
SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

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HEY!

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YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVE A VERY
SOPHISTICATED SENSE OF HUMOR.

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YOU'LL MISS
MY DARK, SARDONIC WIT

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WHEN I'M CRISS-CROSSING
THE NATION ON MY BOOK TOUR.

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YES, UM...
ABOUT YOUR BOOK.

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YOU READ IT?
WHAT'D YOU THINK?

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WELL, UH, I WANTED
TO SAVE THIS

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UNTIL AFTER WE GOT BACK
FROM THE HONEYMOON, BUT...

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I CAN'T, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE,
LET YOU PUBLISH IT,

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NOT GIVEN THE CURRENT
NATIONAL CLIMATE.

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WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
MIA, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.

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WHERE IS THIS
COMING FROM?

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BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M FAIRLY
SUCCESSFUL AT WHAT I DO,

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AND SOMETHING CALLED...
"FUCKING & PUNCHING"

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BY MY 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER

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MIGHT BRING ME
SOME UNDESIRABLE ATTENTION.

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YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
IT'S MY BOOK. I WROTE IT.

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I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK
I WANT WITH IT.

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I'M IN BUSINESS WITH
HALF OF THESE PUBLISHERS.

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IF I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING
GO AWAY, IT GOES AWAY.

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THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT --
YOUR REPUTATION.

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WELL, THE CONTENT IS A LITTLE
UNSETTLING, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?

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THE WHOLE THING READS LIKE
SOME TEENAGE GIRL'S FANTASY

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ABOUT HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH SOME DEPRAVED ASSHOLE

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WHO BEARS
A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE

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TO MY LEAST FAVORITE
AMERICAN NOVELIST.

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
IT'S FANTASY?

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MIA.

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[ SIGHS ]

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TAKE A HIT.
NO!

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I CAN'T GET HIGH
ON MY WEDDING DAY.

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YES, YOU CAN.

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YES, I DID.

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YEAH, AND LOOK
HOW THAT ENDED UP.

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NOW, YOU'RE AWARE
THAT ONCE YOU SAY, "I DO,"

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IT'S GONNA BE YOU...

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[ SPITS ]

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...AND BILL'S BABY ARM
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

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CAN YOU HANDLE
THAT SHIT?
THAT'S BIG.

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A BABY ARM IS VERY BIG, MARCY.
THAT'S GONNA HURT.

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ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS.

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HAS BILL
REQUESTED THE ASS YET?

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NO, AND
HE'S NOT GONNA GET IT!

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NOT EVEN ON
HIS WEDDING NIGHT?!

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YOU DON'T DENY YOUR MAN THE ASS.
YOU GIVE IT TO HIM.

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BECAUSE ONCE HE KNOWS
HE CAN HAVE THAT,

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HE AIN'T GONNA WANT THAT
SHIT ANYMORE -- BELIEVE THAT.

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YEAH, MAN,
THE ASS IS ALWAYS GREENER.

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SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,

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I THINK YOU'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING HERE.

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YOU ARE SO FUCKING
FULL OF SHIT.

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YOU HATED HIM.

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LAST WEEK, YOU SAID HE MADE
YOUR LABIA SHRIVEL.

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MY LABIA.

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SORRY. NO ONE WAS
A BIGGER HATER THAN ME,

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BUT BILL'S A GOOD GUY --
HE IS!

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HE'S A MAN OF SUBSTANCE.
YES.

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HE'S NOT A LOST BOY.
NO.

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'CAUSE BELIEVE ME, ONCE YOU'VE
SEEN THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

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HIT IN THE FACE WITH
ANOTHER WOMAN'S EJACULATE,

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YOUR PERSPECTIVE CHANGES --

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IT FUCKS YOU UP.

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YOU LOSE YOUR INNOCENCE.
THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP.

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HEY, MARCE...

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I SLEPT WITH HANK.

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OKAY, EITHER
I'M REALLY FUCKING BAKED,

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OR YOU JUST TOLD ME
THAT YOU BONED HANK.

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HIS DAD
HAD JUST DIED, SO...

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YOU'RE SUCH A SLUT!

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I KNOW.

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WAS IT GOOD?

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YEAH...

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IT WAS SAD.

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LIKE
"COMING AND CRYING" SAD,

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00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:01,128
OR LIKE
"DIRTY AND SHAMEFUL" SAD?

233
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,731
[ Crying ]
I DON'T KNOW.

234
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,365
NO, NO, NO,
YOU STUPID BITCH!

235
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,300
YOU'RE GONNA FUCK
YOUR MAKE-UP!

236
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,169
OH, HAPPY THOUGHTS!

237
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,145
WHAT UP, RUNKLE?

238
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,480
HEY THERE.

239
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,150
YOU BETTER PACE YOURSELF,
YOUNG LADY.

240
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,318
WHY?
I'M FUCKED.

241
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,321
MY DAD WON'T LET ME PUBLISH
"FUCKING & PUNCHING."

242
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,323
"NATIONAL CLIMATE"
AND WHATNOT.

243
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,260
REALLY? I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

244
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,063
"NATIONAL CLIMATE AND WHATNOT,"
BUT THAT'S GOOD NEWS.

245
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,498
YOU GOT WHAT WAS
COMING TO YOU AFTER ALL.

246
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,434
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT IT?

247
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,371
I KNOW YOU
FUCKED AND PUNCHED HIM --

248
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,874
SET HIM UP,
STOLE HIS BOOK.

249
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,442
OH, HO-HO-HO, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH?

250
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:50,410
SPANK ME?

251
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,514
YOU LADIES TALK ABOUT
EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?

252
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,383
JUST THE STUFF
WORTH TALKING ABOUT.

253
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,351
HOW LONG IT TAKE HER
TO DROP THAT ONE?

254
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,187
TWO SIPS
OF A SOY MACCHIATO,

255
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,889
BUT, HEY,

256
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,324
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD
A LITTLE BIT OF KINK IN YOU.

257
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,827
I COULD TELL.

258
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,029
YEAH? YOU LOOKING TO GET
A LITTLE OF THAT NOW?

259
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,464
YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE
HITTING ON A TEENAGE GIRL?

260
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,200
I THOUGHT
THAT WAS YOUR "THANG."

261
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,534
GROSS.

262
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,170
AT LEAST IT ALL WORKED OUT
FOR THE BEST, RIGHT?

263
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,972
HANK GETS HIS BOOK BACK,

264
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:22,175
AND YOU GET TO CRAWL BACK TO
THE HOLE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME.

265
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:25,212
[ SCOFFS ]
HEY, FUCK THAT, RUNKLE.

266
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,115
THIS AIN'T OVER
TILL IT'S OVER.

267
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,820
[ ROCK MUSIC BLARING ]

268
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,797
YOU, LILLIPUTIAN --
YOU'RE GOING WITH ME.

269
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,132
DON'T SCRATCH IT.

270
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,934
AND YOU --
SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

271
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,102
You had sex with her!

272
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,872
She told you?
She told me.

273
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,874
AND YOU GOTTA
HIT THAT SHIT AGAIN --

274
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,575
GIVE HER SOME
OF THAT DADDY DICK.

275
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,911
FUCK HER INTO
DOING THE RIGHT THING HERE.

276
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,480
[ Laughing ] THERE'S SOMETHING
SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU,

277
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,182
AND YOU'RE STONED.

278
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:06,186
SHHH! DON'T BE HARSH.
YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.

279
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,287
BEHAVE YOURSELF.

280
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,997
WOW...

281
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,499
YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE...

282
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:24,071
...EXCEPT FOR THE MAKEUP,
WHICH IS A LITTLE HOOKER-ISH.

283
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,339
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
GOING FOR, I DON'T KNOW.

284
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,540
SHUT UP.

285
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,878
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
WHERE IS SHE?

286
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,113
THERE WAS BAD TRAFFIC
ON THE PCH...

287
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,248
YOU'RE SO FULL OF --

288
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,517
...AND BECCA
GOT HER PERIOD.

289
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,452
WHAT?!
SHE DID?!

290
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,054
MAKES PERFECT SENSE

291
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,223
IT WOULD HAPPEN ON MY WATCH,
DOESN'T IT?

292
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,126
OH, MY GOD. HOW IS SHE?
WHAT DID YOU DO?

293
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,128
I HANDLED THE FUCK
OUT OF THAT SHIT.

294
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,264
YOU DID? YOU MEAN
YOU SHOWED HER HOW TO...

295
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,632
OH, GOD, NO.

296
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,468
THERE WAS THIS VERY NICE
LADY AT THE SUPERMARKET
THAT HELPED US OUT.

297
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,437
JESUS CHRIST, HANK!

298
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,340
FUCK! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE LIKE THIS.

299
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,010
I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE
MARRYING SOME OTHER GUY,

300
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,445
AND YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED
TO FLUSH YOUR FUCKING CAREER

301
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,446
DOWN THE TOILET,

302
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,016
AND BECCA WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO START HER PERIOD

303
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:12,152
AND SOME STRANGE WOMAN
SHOW HER HOW TO USE A
TAMPON FOR THE FIRST TIME.

304
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,955
ALL THOSE THINGS THAT
WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN...

305
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,189
THEY HAPPENED.

306
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,660
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
IS UP TO YOU.

307
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,563
I'M GOING THROUGH
WITH IT, HANK.

308
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,966
GO THROUGH WITH IT,
KAREN.

309
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,035
I CAN'T CANCEL.
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

310
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,502
I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO.

311
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,405
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE
SOME GRAND, ROMANTIC GESTURE

312
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,241
AND RUIN YOUR WEDDING DAY.

313
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,910
YOU'RE NOT?

314
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,678
YOU PROMISE?

315
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,014
I PROMISE.

316
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,786
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.

317
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:55,162
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

318
00:14:55,195 --> 00:15:00,100
Woman:
AND IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY REASON
WHY THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE WED,

319
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,970
PLEASE SPEAK NOW
OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.

320
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,241
Bill.

321
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,344
Mia:
YOO-HOO! OVER HERE!

322
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,713
MIA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

323
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,350
EXCUSE ME, I WAS TOLD TO SPEAK
NOW OR FOREVER HOLD MY PEACE.

324
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,953
WAS THAT JUST BULLSHIT
OR CAN I FILE MY GRIEVANCE?

325
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,989
OH, THIS COULD
BE INTERESTING.

326
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,290
UM...

327
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:28,495
YEAH, I JUST DON'T THINK THAT
I CAN FULLY ENDORSE THIS UNION.

328
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,131
GET A LOAD OF THE BALLS
ON THIS CHICK.

329
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,233
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD CUT
THIS PART FROM THE CEREMONY.

330
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,002
IT'S
TOTALLY ANTIQUATED.

331
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,269
LET HER SPEAK, OKAY?

332
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,171
MIA? COME ON.

333
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,609
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, YOU TWO
DON'T EVEN LOVE EACH OTHER.

334
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,478
YEAH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT LOVE IS.

335
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,180
I LOVE YOUR DAD --
OF COURSE I DO.

336
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:50,483
KAREN, ALL DUE RESPECT --
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.

337
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,320
YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH HANK,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

338
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,622
YOU SHOULD BE.

339
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,624
HE'S OBVIOUSLY
THE GUY FOR YOU.

340
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,093
OKAY, I AM
SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW.

341
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:04,231
DAD, I WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY -- I DO.

342
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,400
YOU TOTALLY DESERVE IT.
YOU GOT A BUM DEAL.

343
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:11,404
YOU LOVED SOMEONE WITH YOUR
WHOLE HEART -- I KNOW YOU DID --

344
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,440
AND THEY UP AND DIED ON YOU.

345
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,009
THAT SUCKS...

346
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:19,112
BUT YOU GOTTA GET REAL --
YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY HOUSE.

347
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,348
Hank: IT'S GOOD.

348
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,782
FUCK!
HOLD ON.

349
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,916
IF YOU MARRY KAREN,

350
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,719
YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE
STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF HANK.

351
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,655
SIMPLE AS THAT.

352
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,658
LET'S TAKE
A LITTLE WALK.
YOU'D LIKE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU?

353
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,694
WE'RE GONNA GET SOME COFFEE,
SMOKE SOME CIGARETTES --

354
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,263
COME HERE.

355
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,599
LET IT GO. ALL RIGHT?
JUST LET IT GO.

356
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,268
IF I CAN, YOU CAN.

357
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,571
YOU THINK YOU CAN
JUST SHUT ME UP?

358
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,639
OF COURSE YOU DO, HANK --
JUST LIKE YOU THOUGHT

359
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,675
YOU COULD FUCK ME
AND NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN.

360
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:52,279
HANK, WHAT IS
SHE TALKING ABOUT?

361
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:55,548
DO YOU WANT TO TELL THEM
OR SHOULD I?

362
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,120
YOU FUCKED HER,
DIDN'T YOU?

363
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,756
[ SPECTATORS GASP ]

364
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,494
OKAY,
YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

365
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,062
FOR REAL?

366
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,764
DO IT RIGHT --
TELL THEM THE TRUTH.

367
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,567
HANK,
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

368
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,770
TELL THEM.

369
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,273
DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT,
SLEEP WITH HIM?

370
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,188
OF COURSE NOT.

371
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,225
GIVE A GIRL SOME CREDIT.

372
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:42,129
IT'S JUST A BOOK --
A MADE-UP STORY.

373
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,232
IT'S FUCKING FICTION,
PEOPLE!

374
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,335
OKAY.

375
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,872
OKAY.

376
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,109
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANY
MOMENT THAT'S COME BEFORE THIS.

377
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,610
IT'S VERY SIMPLE, KAREN.

378
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,280
I LOVE YOU.

379
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,549
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?

380
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,822
YES, I DO.

381
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,164
[ ALICE COOPER'S
"ONLY WOMEN BLEED" PLAYS ]

382
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:42,322
* MAN'S GOT HIS WOMAN
TO TAKE HIS SEED *

383
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:47,527
* HE GOT THE POWER
SHE GOT THE NEED *

384
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:52,932
* SHE SPENDS HER LIFE THROUGH
PLEASING UP HER MAN *

385
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:59,306
* SHE FEEDS HIM DINNER
ON ANYTHING SHE CAN *

386
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:04,311
* SHE CRIES ALONE AT NIGHT
TOO OFTEN *

387
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:08,715
* HE SMOKES AND DRINKS
AND DON'T COME HOME AT ALL *

388
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,885
* ONLY WOMEN BLEED

389
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,888
* ONLY WOMEN BLEED

390
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:19,859
* ONLY WOMEN BLEED

391
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:28,801
* MAN MAKES YOUR HAIR GRAY,
HE'S YOUR LIFE'S MISTAKE...*

392
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,503
YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT?

393
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,340
NO.

394
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,741
YOU NEED A HUG?

395
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,244
OH, NO.

396
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,345
LET ME LOVE YOU.

397
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,347
WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?

398
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:44,784
* HE SLAPS YOU ONCE IN A WHILE
AND YOU LIVE AND LOVE IN PAIN *

399
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,986
SO, WHAT NOW?

400
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,622
UH...

401
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,360
I WAS THINKING MAYBE
I'LL GET INTO TEACHING.

402
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,728
THERE'S AN IDEA.

403
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,431
NOT A PARTICULARLY GOOD ONE,
BUT IT'S AN IDEA NONETHELESS.

404
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,866
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

405
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,734
I HATE YOU.

406
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,002
I HATE MYSELF.

407
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:07,607
* ONLY WOMEN BLEED

408
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,377
[ MUSIC CONCLUDES ]

409
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,845
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

410
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,286
DANCE WITH
YOUR DAUGHTER?

411
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,788
DON'T MIND IF I DO.

412
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,523
LATER, RUNKLE.

413
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,964
I'M VERY PROUD
OF YOU.

414
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:35,268
REALLY?
AND WHY IS THAT?

415
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,404
BECAUSE YOU
GOT THROUGH IT...

416
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:40,473
AND DIDN'T GET INTO
A FIGHT WITH ANYONE.

417
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,975
WELL, YOU DIDN'T
START IT, AT LEAST.

418
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:47,480
YOU'RE
TRAGICALLY FLAWED, DAD,

419
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,517
BUT YOU'VE
GOT A GOOD HEART.

420
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,554
I'LL TAKE THAT.

421
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,656
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

422
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:03,330
HELLO, SISTER,
MIND IF I CUT IN?

423
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,907
I SUPPOSE
I SHOULD THANK YOU.

424
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,409
FOR WHAT?

425
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,977
SAVING MY ASS.

426
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,847
I'D SAY WE'RE ABOUT EVEN
RIGHT NOW.

427
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,915
HOW'S THAT?

428
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,085
MY DAD DECIDED
TO PUBLISH THE BOOK, SO...

429
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,887
I THINK HE FEELS
A LOT BETTER

430
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,056
KNOWING THAT
WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX.

431
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,924
BUT WE DID.

432
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,893
YEAH.

433
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,564
YEAH, WE DID.

434
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,065
ONCE UPON A TIME,

435
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:42,535
I SAW MY FAVORITE WRITER
IN A BOOKSTORE AND...

436
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,337
I SEDUCED HIM.

437
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,039
SO WHAT --
WOULD IT HAVE BEEN BETTER

438
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:50,877
TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY IN THE BACK
OF SOME RICH KID'S BEAMER?

439
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,347
NOW YOU'RE REALLY
FUCKING WITH ME.

440
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,851
A girl
never forgets her first.

441
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,926
HEY...

442
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,695
HOW YOU HOLDING UP,
DADDY?

443
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:12,432
OH, HEY,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

444
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:15,101
WORRY ABOUT THAT
POOR SIMPLETON OVER THERE.

445
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,837
YOU CAN CALL ME
WHENEVER, YOU KNOW...

446
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:19,939
TAKE THAT.

447
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,742
COME ON, MARCY. YOU KNOW
YOU WANT THAT BALD EAGLE BACK.

448
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,110
YOU'VE MADE HIM
SUFFER LONG ENOUGH.

449
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:26,646
HE'S BEEN OUT THERE. TRUST ME,
THERE'S NOTHING FOR HIM.

450
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,715
HE SPANKED
THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT,

451
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,017
AND NOW HE'S REALIZED
THAT HE'D RATHER BE...

452
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,786
SHUCKING
YOUR HAIRLESS CLAM.

453
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,155
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

454
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,625
HEY, BE NICE
TO MY CLAM.

455
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:44,464
HEY, YOU, DANCE WITH
YOUR FUCKING WIFE ALREADY.

456
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,735
BE NICE TO HER VAGINA.

457
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:03,983
WELL, I GUESS CONGRATULATIONS
ARE IN ORDER.

458
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,452
YOU DID IT.

459
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,687
LOOKS LIKE I DID.

460
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,789
GOOD FOR YOU.

461
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,724
OKAY, THIS IS STARTING
TO GIVE ME DUMB CHILLS.

462
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,060
THAT'S RIGHT --
YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW.

463
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,061
SHUT UP.

464
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,499
MAY I?

465
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,501
DANCE?

466
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,769
YOU?

467
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,979
WHY DIDN'T
I DANCE WITH YOU MORE OFTEN?

468
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,548
REMEMBER?
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID.

469
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:38,785
SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

470
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,853
AND ONCE AGAIN,
THE JOKE'S ON ME,

471
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,089
BECAUSE
I'M THE STUPID ONE.

472
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:51,063
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY I NEVER
GAVE YOU A DAY LIKE TODAY.

473
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,933
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WAS SO AFRAID OF.

474
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,835
SO NEGATIVE.

475
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:58,538
BECAUSE I LOOK AROUND

476
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:01,040
AND I THINK IT'S
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

477
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,109
I'VE EVER SEEN...

478
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,612
ASIDE FROM YOU.

479
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:15,154
OH, I BELIEVE
THAT'S OUR DAUGHTER.

480
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:17,023
DON'T STARE --
SHE'LL KILL US.

481
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,597
JUST ALL WENT BY
SO FAST.

482
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:30,002
FROM THE MOMENT I MET YOU
TILL JUST NOW...

483
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:33,172
SEEMS LIKE
JUST A SECOND AGO.

484
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,114
EXCUSE ME, HANK.

485
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,150
I WOULDN'T MIND DANCING
WITH MY WIFE.

486
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:47,654
BILL, OF COURSE.
BE GOOD TO HER.

487
00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:51,558
I HAD A SHOT WITH HER ONCE,
BUT I BLEW IT.

488
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:08,174
[ GRUNTING, PANTING
IN DISTANCE ]

489
00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:17,083
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
"FUCKING RUNKLE."

490
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:19,251
YOU GO, GIRL.

491
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,673
OKAY, DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK,
CLAPTON.

492
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,975
BECCA, MEET ME IN THE CAR
IN THREE AND A HALF MINUTES.

493
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:45,211
AND YOU?
NO TONGUE. I'M SERIOUS.

494
00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,445
THAT'S NOT COOL.

495
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:50,750
CHECK YOURSELF, BEFORE YOU
WRIGIDY-WRIGIDY-WRECK YOURSELF.

496
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:53,853
[ THE ROLLING STONES'
"YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT
YOU WANT" PLAYS ]

497
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:57,890
* I SAW HER TODAY
AT THE RECEPTION *

498
00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:01,961
STAY AWAY FROM MUSICIANS.
THEY'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.

499
00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:05,264
HE ASKED ME OUT...
ON A DATE.

500
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:08,635
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.

501
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:09,736
THANK YOU.

502
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,604
CAN I GO?

503
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:15,007
OF COURSE YOU CAN GO.

504
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,008
IMPRESSED?

505
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,610
VERY.

506
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,879
MAYBE IT'S POSSIBLE,
AFTER ALL THIS TIME,

507
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,314
FOR YOUR OLD MAN
TO GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

508
00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:28,020
MAYBE IT HAPPENS ANYWAY,
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

509
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,122
HMM...

510
00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:33,693
YEAH!

511
00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:34,994
PAY UP.

512
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,630
I GAVE MY LAST BILL
TO THE VALET.

513
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,632
YOU'RE SHIT
OUT OF LUCK.

514
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,801
Karen: HANK!
WAIT! HANK!

515
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,170
HANK! WAIT!

516
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:45,638
HANK! WAIT!

517
00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:47,173
JUST GO -- DRIVE THE CAR!

518
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:48,040
YOU SURE?

519
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:50,176
QUICK, BEFORE I CHANGE
MY FUCKING MIND!

520
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,978
I'M SORRY, BABY.

521
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,846
KAREN!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

522
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,815
KAREN, WAIT!
COME BACK!

523
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:58,350
KAREN!

524
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,319
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

525
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:19,672
* YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET
WHAT YOU WANT *

526
00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:25,011
* YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET
WHAT YOU WANT *

527
00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:30,116
* YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET
WHAT YOU WANT *

528
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:35,321
* YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET
WHAT YOU WANT *

529
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:40,860
* YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET
WHAT YOU WANT *

530
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:43,896
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