1 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:10,544 PREVIOUSLY... 2 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:14,348 I WAS TALKING TO DANI, HERE, ABOUT OUR SEXUAL PROBLEM. 3 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:15,683 SHE'S TOTALLY IN. 4 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,351 AAH! 5 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:20,754 I'VE GOT TO GET MY CAMERA. THIS IS -- OW! MOTHERFUCKER! 6 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:23,691 MOST RECENTLY, I GAVE MAN-BIRTH TO A WEIGHTY TOME 7 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,159 CALLED "GOD HATES US ALL." 8 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:27,495 Charlie: WHICH WAS TURNED INTO A MOVIE CALLED 9 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,463 "A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE." 10 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,199 Woman: YOU DRINK TOO MUCH. WRITE TOO LITTLE. 11 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,201 THE ONLY EXERCISE YOU GET IS IN THE BEDROOM. 12 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:37,238 SOME FOLKS HAVE COMPARED THE WAIT FOR YOUR NEW NOVEL 13 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:40,274 TO THE DECADE-PLUS WAIT FOR THE NEW GUNS N' ROSES ALBUM. 14 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:42,176 Charlie: HOW'S THE NEW BOOK COMING? 15 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,777 NOW, THAT'S A HOSTILE QUESTION. 16 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,446 HANK, I GOT YOU A TICKET. 17 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,116 I HOPE THAT'S FULLY REFUNDABLE BECAUSE I AIN'T GOING. 18 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:51,252 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO YOUR DAD'S FUNERAL? HE WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 19 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,687 HANK, YOU'RE NOT YOUR FATHER. 20 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:07,135 Woman on P.A.: THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR THE IMMEDIATE LOADING 21 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,137 AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS ONLY. 22 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,404 HOLY SHIT! 23 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,473 HEY, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO 24 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,707 CALL THE SuperShuttle. 25 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:18,246 HEY. HOW ARE YOU? HOW WAS IT? 26 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:20,248 HEY! 27 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,516 OH. TOO MUCH, RIGHT? WITH THE PELVIS? 28 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:25,119 I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD GET A LITTLE HALF A GRIND THERE, 29 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,387 BUT MAYBE NOT. 30 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,189 I'M NOT HERE TO PICK YOU UP. 31 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,357 YOU DON'T THINK I SAW 32 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,425 BILBO BAGGINS UP THERE IN FIRST CLASS? 33 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,494 HE DOESN'T TRAVEL VERY LIGHT, DOES HE? 34 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,796 GIVE THE GUY A BREAK. HEY. 35 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,398 HE'S BEEN AWAY FOR A MONTH. 36 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,267 A LOT CAN HAPPEN IN A MONTH. A LOT DID. 37 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:43,171 YOU SHUT UP. DON'T SAY A WORD. 38 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:52,413 HEY, UH, DON'T HOLD BACK ON MY ACCOUNT, GUYS. 39 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,148 I'M NOT. REALLY? 40 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,817 'CAUSE IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD GRAB THAT ASS. 41 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,253 I WOULD GRAB IT LIKE I OWNED IT. 42 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,322 ESPECIALLY AFTER SUCH A PROLONGED ABSENCE. 43 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,324 WOULD NOW BE THE APPROPRIATE TIME, HANK, 44 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,858 TO SAY HOW SORRY I AM FOR YOUR LOSS? 45 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,327 IT ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN 46 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,162 MORE APPROPRIATE ABOUT THREE HOURS AGO 47 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:09,930 WITH A FREE DRINK AND AN ICE-CREAM SUNDAE. 48 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,932 WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH ALL THOSE HOT TOWELS? 49 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,402 YOU GOT A BAD CASE OF SWAMP ASS? 50 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,437 IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY LONG FLIGHT. 51 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,806 AND I THINK THIS IS WHERE WE SHOULD PART COMPANY. 52 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:21,609 I SEE A CAB WITH MY NAME ON IT. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 53 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,477 BILL, IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH. 54 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,279 WE'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME, HANK. 55 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:28,449 REALLY? WOW, THAT'S MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU. 56 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,552 NO, HE LOVES CABS. IT REMINDS HIM OF THE BIG APPLE. 57 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,822 THERE'S NO NEED TO PUNISH THE ENVIRONMENT UNNECESSARILY. 58 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,824 THAT, YOU WILL PUT OUT, OF COURSE. 59 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,393 THIS, YEAH. OF COURSE, YEAH. 60 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:40,794 AND...HERE. 61 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:44,832 OH. I GOT SHOTGUN. 62 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:31,945 NO WAY, MAN. 63 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:35,983 WHAT THE FUCK IS SO GREAT ABOUT THAT $30 SALAD, ANYWAY? 64 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,554 YEAH, SHIT. OKAY, YEAH. FINE, WHATEVER. 65 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:41,689 THAT'S FINE. 8:00. 66 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,723 [ EARPIECE BEEPS ] 67 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,259 YOU WEREN'T PLANNING ON COOKING TONIGHT, WERE YOU? 68 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:48,396 I'VE GOT TO GO TO KOI FOR THE 400th FUCKING TIME. 69 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,863 SOMETIMES, I'M SURPRISED 70 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,866 I DON'T SHIT CRISPY RICE WITH SPICY TUNA. 71 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,603 DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING YOU SOMETHING HOME? HMM? 72 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,037 MAYBE SOME BAKED CRAB ROLL? 73 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,071 WE COULD EAT IT IN BED 74 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:01,309 WHILE WE WATCH ALL THOSE "CSI: MIAMIS" I SAVED UP. 75 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,677 A LITTLE LATE-NIGHT SNACK WITH YOUR SNACK DADDY? 76 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:04,778 HMM, HMM, HMM? 77 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:05,813 I'M GOOD. 78 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:09,550 I ACTUALLY THINK I MIGHT HAVE A THING TONIGHT. 79 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,053 OH. A THING? 80 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,556 YEAH, I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING TO BOOK CLUB. 81 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,559 WELL, YOU'LL BE HOME EARLY, THEN. 82 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,694 EARLYISH, I GUESS. 83 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,530 WHY SO CURIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 84 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,832 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING OUT TONIGHT. 85 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,967 I'M NOT. I'M NOT CURIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN. 86 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,437 I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOU FUCKING HATE BOOK CLUB. 87 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,439 YEAH, WELL, WHEN YOU COMMIT TO SOMETHING, 88 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:32,873 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK WITH IT. 89 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:36,810 SURE. 90 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,714 I GUESS I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT, THEN. 91 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:43,016 UH, SEE YOU LATER. 92 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,519 LATER. 93 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,123 [ DRUMS BEATING ] 94 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:57,665 * WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ALL THIS SEASON'S LOSERS OF THE YEAR? * 95 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:03,871 * EVERY TIME I GOT TO THINKING, HOW DID THEY DISAPPEAR? * 96 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,607 * WHEN I WOKE UP 97 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:11,512 * MOM AND DAD ARE ROLLING ON THE COUCH * 98 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,648 * ROLLING NUMBERS, ROCK 'N' ROLLING * 99 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,851 * GOT MY KISS RECORDS OUT 100 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:21,589 * MOMMY'S ALL RIGHT, DADDY'S ALL RIGHT * 101 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:24,792 * THEY JUST SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD * 102 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:28,629 * SURRENDER, SURRENDER 103 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,666 * BUT DON'T GIVE YOURSELF AWAY 104 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,636 * HEY, HEY 105 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,937 * HEY! 106 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,873 * AWA-A-A-A-Y 107 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,744 DAD! 108 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:47,448 THAT'S MY NAME. DON'T WEAR IT OUT. 109 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:50,384 YOU GUYS. OH, MY GOD. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. 110 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,386 I WANT YOU TO PLAY THAT SONG AT THE WEDDING. 111 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,754 LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. 112 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,856 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 113 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,558 YOU'RE VERY, VERY GOOD. 114 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,993 WELL, I THINK IF YOU GIVE THEM SOME TIME, BILL, 115 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,463 THEY COULD BONE UP ON SOME SUPERTRAMP. 116 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:05,098 I DON'T GET IT. YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO PLAY THAT SONG? 117 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,801 NO, I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING. 118 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,103 I THOUGHT WE DECIDED ON THE STRING QUARTET. 119 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,439 BILL, WHAT?! 120 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,906 DAN FOGELBERG. 121 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,409 AND I THINK, PERHAPS... 122 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,511 HEY, BEC. YES, POSH 123 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,112 OUR GUESTS COULD USE A BEVERAGE. 124 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,414 AGREED. 125 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:21,582 HEY, HEY, 126 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,984 I DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR HOPES UP, GUYS. 127 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,119 BUT YOU KEEP ROLLING WITH THE MARITAL DISCORD, 128 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,788 AND I'M SEE YOU ACROSS FROM OPRAH 129 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:28,922 ON A BIG YELLOW COUCH. 130 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,558 FINGERS CROSSED. 131 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,829 Hank: OKAY, GREAT. 132 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,931 THANK YOU. ARE YOU COMING UP? 133 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,667 NO. WHY? 134 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,669 [ Italian accent ] FOR TO MAKE THE SEX. 135 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,471 ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE, HANK? 136 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,939 [ Normal voice ] DO THE SEATS ON THIS RECLINE? 137 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,609 HANK, WHATEVER SEX WE'RE GONNA HAVE, 138 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:49,743 WE'VE HAD, OKAY? 139 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:51,979 IT'S LITTLE LATE TO PLAY HARD TO GET. 140 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,782 WE NEED TO START ACTING LIKE WE SPLIT UP ALREADY, OKAY? 141 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,216 LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 142 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,919 WHO COULD FORGET SUCH A KNEE-RATTLING ORGASM? 143 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,053 YOU WERE GRIEVING. 144 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,155 I WAS CO-GRIEVING. IT WAS A SLIP. 145 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:05,058 I THINK YOU KNOCKED SOMETHING LOOSE DOWN THERE, TIGER. 146 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,561 HANK -- I WROTE SOMETHING. 147 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:10,998 THAT'S GREAT, HANK. 148 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,601 I DON'T THINK YOU HEARD ME. I WROTE SOMETHING. 149 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,736 NOT THAT BLOG SHIT, EITHER. SOMETHING REAL. 150 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,605 THAT'S WHY I WAS IN NEW YORK FOR SO LONG. 151 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,873 I JUST SAT DOWN AT MY MOTHER'S OLD SMITH CORONA. 152 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,475 I DIDN'T GET UP FOR TWO WEEKS. 153 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,309 WOW. 154 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,745 I GOT PAGES HERE, HONEY. MANY PAGES. 155 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,580 IT'S ROUGH, BUT IT'S SOMETHING. 156 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,649 THAT'S GREAT. I WISH YOU A LOT OF LUCK. 157 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:29,950 YOU FUCKED IT OUT OF ME, WOMAN. 158 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,852 NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY? 159 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,120 HANK, YOU KNOW, FUCK YOU. 160 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,055 I'M NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE, OKAY. 161 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:35,956 I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING 162 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:38,859 SOUNDING-BOARD- CUM-SECURITY BLANKET. 163 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,728 YOU'RE NOT IN THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED? 164 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:41,862 YES, OF COURSE. 165 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:44,164 FINE, THEN IT'S SETTLED. THERE IT IS. 166 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,000 I'M NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER. 167 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,603 HANK, I'M SURE IT'S VERY GOOD. I'M SURE IT'S EXCELLENT. 168 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,004 MOST LIKELY, IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP. 169 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,740 I WON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME. 170 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,141 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES. 171 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,776 I GIVE IT TO YOU, AND YOU TELL ME. 172 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,010 I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE 173 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,779 BETWEEN THE RIDICULOUS AND THE SUBLIME 174 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,147 UNTIL YOU TELL ME. 175 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,082 NOW, BE CAREFUL WITH IT. 176 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,984 YOU'VE GOT MY LIFE THERE IN YOUR HANDS. 177 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,586 THIS IS JUST WORDS, YOU KNOW. 178 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,521 IT'S WORDS, OKAY. TAKE IT. 179 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,157 WELL, WORDS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT TO PLAY WITH. 180 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,059 SO BE GENTLE. 181 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:15,195 NOW, PLEASE TELL BECCA TO EXPECT A GENTLEMAN CALLER. 182 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,097 HANK, PLEASE, TAKE THIS. 183 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:20,133 HONESTLY, THANK YOU. SMELL YOU LATER. 184 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,235 FUCK. 185 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:25,238 [ SIGHS ] 186 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,263 OH! 187 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:53,867 SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! 188 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,836 OKAY, YOU'RE A GOOD AGENT. 189 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,104 THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! 190 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,338 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ME 191 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,774 PUTTING THAT LITTLE CLAUSE IN YOUR CONTRACT, 192 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,577 THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE HOLDING THAT BIG, FAT WAD OF CASH. 193 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,979 YEAH, FUCKING BLOOD MONEY IS WHAT IT IS. 194 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,981 WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT IT IS? 195 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,017 THANKS TO THE AGGRESSIVELY MEDIOCRE TASTE 196 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,785 OF THE AMERICAN MOVIEGOING PUBLIC, 197 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,587 YOU NOW GET TO REAP THE BENEFITS. 198 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:16,023 BONUS TIME, BABY. TREAT YOURSELF. 199 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,058 TREAT MYSELF? 200 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,326 GET YOURSELF A NEW CAR. 201 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,794 I DON'T WANT A NEW CAR. 202 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,796 I LIKE MY OLD ONE. IT'S GOT CHARACTER. 203 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,898 IF BY CHARACTER, YOU MEAN IT'S GOT LADY JUICE 204 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,900 IN EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF THE UPHOLSTERY, 205 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,902 THEN, YES, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 206 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,170 THAT EXPLAINS A LOT, ACTUALLY. 207 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,639 GET IT WASHED THEN. 208 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,707 NOW YOU COULD PROBABLY EVEN GET YOURSELF 209 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,176 ONE OF THOSE LITTLE PREPAID COUPON BOOKLETS, RIGHT? 210 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,945 YOU PUT IT IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 211 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:38,912 THAT'S HOW I ROLL. 212 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,047 THAT'S HOW YOU ROLL? 213 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,381 THAT'S HOW I ROLL, BABY. 214 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,751 I DID PURCHASE WHAT IS COMMONLY REFERRED TO 215 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,620 BY THE KIDS AS A BIG-TICKET ITEM. 216 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:49,289 OOH, OOH, OOH. WHAT AM BE THAT? 217 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,726 * AH, AH 218 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,663 OKAY. I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING HERE. 219 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,463 WHY IS THAT? 220 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,666 I'M THINKING YOU INTEND TO GIVE THAT 221 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:01,134 TO SOMEONE WHO MIGHT ALREADY BE ENGAGED. 222 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,003 THAT'S THE PLAN, MOTHERFUCKER. 223 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,337 DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF, HANK. 224 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,140 COME ON, CHARLIE. DON'T DO WHAT TO MYSELF? 225 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,342 DON'T GO AFTER WHAT I WANT? I'VE DONE THE RESEARCH. 226 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,344 KAREN AND I BELONG TOGETHER. AND I FEEL GOOD. 227 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,346 LATELY -- I MEAN, JUST THE PAST LITTLE WHILE, 228 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,282 THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR ME. 229 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,417 I FEEL A CHANGE. I WROTE SOMETHING. 230 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,320 WAIT. YOU -- YOU -- YOU WHAT? 231 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,825 YOU WROTE SOMETHING? OKAY. 232 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,295 I HAVE DREAMED ABOUT THIS MOMENT, ALL RIGHT, 233 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,031 THE ONE WHERE YOU COME TO ME, PAGES IN HAND. 234 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:34,167 YOU SAY, "PLEASE READ THIS." I DO, AND IT'S FUCKING GENIUS. 235 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,269 I SELL IT. WE BOTH GET OURSELVES BACK ON TRACK. 236 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,006 AND WE ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER. 237 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,341 FUCK ME. NO PRESSURE THERE. 238 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,811 WHAT IS IT? A SCREENPLAY? A SHORT STORY? WHAT? 239 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,179 NO MORE SCREENPLAYS FOR ME. IT'S A NOVEL. 240 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,348 IT'S A SHORT NOVEL. 241 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,818 IT'S A MODERN-DAY ANSWER TO "LOLITA," REALLY. 242 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,319 YOU KNOW, AN OLDER MAN 243 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,022 UNWITTINGLY BEDS AN UNDERAGE GIRL. 244 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,925 IT UNRAVELS HIS LIFE COMPLETELY. HIGH JINKS ENSUE. 245 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,793 BRONER. YOU GAVE ME A BRONER. 246 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:00,994 [ LAUGHS ] 247 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,096 WHERE IS IT? LET ME READ IT. 248 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,065 HEY, DANI, CANCEL MY LUNCH! 249 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,835 I GAVE IT TO KAREN. SHE READS ALL MY STUFF FIRST. 250 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:08,936 SO? YOU KNOW, SLIP ME A COPY. 251 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,839 LOOK, I PROMISE I WON'T READ IT TILL AFTER SHE'S DONE. 252 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,374 THAT'S THE ONLY ONE. I WENT OLD-SCHOOL THIS TIME. 253 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,777 I HUNTED AND PECKED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. 254 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,779 WHATEVER. THIS IS GREAT FUCKING NEWS, PAL. 255 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,313 I'M NOT SO SURE, CHARLIE. 256 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,449 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, MOST LIKELY, IT SUCKS. 257 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,252 WELL, YEAH, SEE, THAT'S WHERE I COME IN, RIGHT? 258 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,354 BY THE TIME I GET THROUGH SPINNING, 259 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,190 NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO TELL WHETHER IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT 260 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,459 OR A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS. 261 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,727 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE? 262 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,965 [ HORN HONKS ] 263 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,271 [ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ] 264 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,985 [ SNIFFS ] 265 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,252 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 266 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:03,190 [ WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A. ] 267 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,792 HI. 268 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,927 OH, LEAVE ME ALONE. 269 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,796 OOH, A HOSTILE. 270 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:09,629 NO, I'M BROWSING. 271 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,965 IF I HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, I'LL ASK YOU. 272 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,134 NOW, SHOO, YOU LITTLE PARASITE, YOU. 273 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:16,937 OH, SHE'S STILL COMING. 274 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,171 WHAT DO YOU DO? 275 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,439 I'M A WRITER. 276 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,541 OH, YEAH? MOVIES? TV? 277 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,412 BOOKS. NOVELS. THE OCCASIONAL HAIKU. 278 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,546 OH. 279 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,182 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. 280 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,918 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 281 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,285 WHAT? 282 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,888 YOU THINK I CAN'T AFFORD THIS PENILE IMPLANT ON WHEELS. 283 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,790 SO YOU'RE DONE WITH ME. 284 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,425 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. 285 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,393 A GUY'S GOT FEELINGS. 286 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,298 OH. THIS ONE. I WANT TO DRIVE THIS ONE. 287 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,270 LET ME GET THE KEYS. 288 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,272 PLEASE. 289 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,141 I LOVE L.A. 290 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,408 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 291 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,044 IT'S REALLY CLEAN. 292 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,178 THAT'S IT? 293 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,280 THIS IS ONE OF THE FINEST AUTOMOBILES 294 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,481 THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER. 295 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,350 I'M NOT A BIG CAR GUY. 296 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,052 I THINK IF I GOT TO OPEN IT UP 297 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,486 PAST, LIKE, 7 MILES AN HOUR, 298 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,221 I MIGHT REALLY FALL IN LOVE WITH IT. 299 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,322 Man: WILL YOU GET OFF 300 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,992 THAT FUCKING PHONE BEFORE I STUFF IT UP YOUR ASS?! 301 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,226 HEY. HEY, BUDDY. 302 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,595 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 303 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,331 I KID YOU NOT, SIR. SHAME ON YOU. 304 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,600 MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. 305 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,836 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY. LOOK AT HER. 306 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,206 SHE'S PERFECT. SHE'S DROP-DEAD. 307 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,876 YOU'LL NEVER DO BETTER, BUT SHE CAN. 308 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,210 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ] 309 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,611 OOH. 310 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,882 SO, TELL ME SOMETHING. 311 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:39,352 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU INTO THIS CAR? 312 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:43,223 WELL, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE EXTRAS. 313 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,463 [ MOANING ] 314 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,373 I LIKE THE BMW, TOO, THOUGH. 315 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,309 NO, I LIKE IT. IT'S ROOMY. 316 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,845 LEATHER! LEATHER! 317 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,152 OH. 318 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,153 HEY. 319 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,422 HEY, HONEY, YOUR DAD'S HERE. 320 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,423 HEY. 321 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,457 HEY. 322 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,392 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 323 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,294 OH, JUST IGNORE THAT. 324 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,496 IT'S HARD. IT'S VERY SHINY. 325 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,898 WHAT ABOUT THAT? 326 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,366 ANY THOUGHTS? NOTES? 327 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,568 DID THE KOOL-AID STILL TASTE AS SWEET? 328 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,070 SHALL I TURN AROUND 329 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,405 SO YOU CAN BLOW SMOKE UP MY ASS MORE EASILY? 330 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,374 I HAVE NOT HAD A SECOND TO BREATHE. 331 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,176 I'M SO SORRY. 332 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,979 NO, I -- DON'T BE SORRY. I MEAN, I -- 333 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:43,150 HONEY, I JUST WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE MORE INTRIGUED. 334 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,517 I'M -- I AM INTRIGUED. 335 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,686 I'M JUST -- I'M ALSO KIND OF -- 336 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,456 HORNY? 337 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,491 NO, WHAT? LIKE YOU? LIKE 23 HOURS A DAY? 338 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,494 LIKE SOME RUTTING MOOSE, NO. 339 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,996 THE BILLDO IS BACK IN BLACK, 340 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,497 AND YOU'RE NOT WARM FOR HIS FORM. 341 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,599 THAT SHIT TELLS ME SOMETHING. 342 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,135 YOU'VE GOT TO CATCH UP ON YOUR READING. 343 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:05,505 WHOA. IT'S EVEN MORE PHALLIC THAN THE LAST ONE. 344 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,473 YOU LIKE? 345 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,376 I LIKED THE OLD ONE BETTER. IT HAD CHARACTER. 346 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,079 AND A FUNKY SMELL. 347 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,513 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 348 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,482 IT'S A SURPRISE. 349 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,118 I SUGGEST THAT YOU BREW ONE OF YOUR SPECIALTY TEAS, 350 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:21,421 SETTLE INTO A BACKBREAKING PIECE OF MODERN FURNITURE, 351 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,091 AND CURL UP WITH YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR. 352 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,492 A MARTIN AMIS OR A VIRGINIA WOOLF 353 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,094 OR A CHARLES BUKOWKSI? 354 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,996 IMPOSTERS, ALL. 355 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:41,674 WHATEVER I WANT? 356 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,111 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 357 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,113 THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. 358 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,648 WELL, GO WITH SOMETHING CLASSIC AND TIMELESS, 359 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,650 SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE KEITH RICHARDS 360 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,519 MIGHT HAVE THROW UP ON IT AT SOME POINT, 361 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,388 SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE JON BON JOVI 362 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:58,358 QUAKE IN HIS ACID-WASHED JEANS. 363 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,527 LIKE THAT ONE? 364 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,263 THIS BLUE ONE? YEAH? 365 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,531 HEY, MAN. IS DAVE AROUND, MAN? 366 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,500 NO, HE'S ON VACATION. 367 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,770 YOU NEED SOME HELP? 368 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,072 NO, HE'S AN OLD FRIEND. 369 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,740 I JUST FIGURED HE COULD HELP ME 370 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,408 WITH SOME CASH. 371 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,577 BUMMER. 372 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,649 COME ON, PRETTY GIRL. 373 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,718 FATHER? 374 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,088 OFFSPRING? 375 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,223 THAT WAS A NICE GUITAR. 376 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,491 YES, SOMETIMES IT'S BEST 377 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,527 NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THE AFFAIRS OF OTHERS. 378 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,063 THAT'S INTERESTING, 379 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,032 COMING FROM THE MOST INTRUSIVE MAN I KNOW. 380 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,603 HEY, EXCUSE ME. 381 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,338 EXCUSE ME. 382 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,041 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL FIDDLE YOU'VE GOT THERE. 383 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,077 YEAH, HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR IT? 384 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,378 IT'S WORTH A LOT, MAN. 385 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,379 YEAH, I'LL BET. 386 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:55,482 I CAN PUT IT ON eBay AND GET OVER 10 GRAND, EASY. 387 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,050 YEAH, HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR IT? 388 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,053 I'D TAKE A GRAND. 389 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,721 YOU SAID IT'S WORTH 10 AT LEAST, RIGHT? 390 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:05,225 YEAH, WELL...YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU'VE GOT DO, MAN. 391 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,693 YEAH, I HEAR THAT. 392 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,132 HOW ABOUT 13.5? 393 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,800 COME ON, MAN. DON'T FUCK WITH ME. 394 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,867 I'M A COUPLE HUNDRED SHORT. 395 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,570 IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS, I CAN SEND YOU A CHECK. 396 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,514 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. JUST PLAY IT IN GOOD HEALTH. 397 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,082 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 398 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,453 MY LADY, YOUR AX AWAITS. 399 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,388 YOU'RE A GOOD DAUGHTER. 400 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,557 MY HAIR. I'M SORRY. COME ON. 401 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,060 [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] 402 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,099 [ SIGHS ] 403 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,101 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 404 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,102 YES? 405 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,504 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER 406 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,606 ABOUT NOT WANTING BECCA TO PLAY AT THE WEDDING? 407 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:58,145 BILL, THAT REALLY BOTHERED ME. 408 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,547 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT. 409 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,450 I JUST DON'T WANT OUR WEDDING TO BE SOME BIG JOKE. 410 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,453 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE SOME KIND OF ADULTS-ONLY AFFAIR, 411 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,654 YOU KNOW, ALL STUFFY. 412 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,389 I WANT IT TO BE FUN AND WHIMSICAL 413 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,293 AND SOMETHING WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER FOREVER. 414 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,294 ALL RIGHT, I HEAR YOU. 415 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:19,666 UM, MAYBE BECCA CAN LEARN SOME...VAN MORRISON. 416 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,834 THERE'S NOTHING THAT MAKES THIS MAN CRY 417 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,137 LIKE A LITTLE "BROWN EYED GIRL." 418 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,273 THAT'S DEFINITELY A COMPROMISE. 419 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,840 MM-HMM. 420 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:31,144 BILL, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE THAT I WANT TO TELL YOU. 421 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,545 ONE SECOND. 422 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,580 ONE SECOND. 423 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,616 HI, BILL. 424 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,485 "DAD" OR "DADDY," PLEASE. 425 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,552 HEY. 426 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:40,587 HEY. 427 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,721 WHAT'S THIS? 428 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,557 OH, IT'S HANK'S NEW BOOK. 429 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,827 HANK WROTE A NEW BOOK?! WELL, FUCK ME RUNNING! 430 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,198 SORRY. CAN I READ IT? 431 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,733 I DON'T THINK THAT'S APPROPRIATE. 432 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,802 WELL, IS IT GOOD? 433 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,704 I HAVEN'T READ IT YET. 434 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,172 WHY NOT? 435 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,773 TA-DA! 436 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,309 WHAT IS THIS? 437 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,683 OH, MY GOD. HOW DID YOU EVEN -- 438 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,419 WELL, I REMEMBERED YOU SAYING 439 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,554 HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE VIEW FROM YOUR DORM ROOM. 440 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,957 SO I CONVINCED THESE LOVELY LITTLE N.Y.U. CO-EDS 441 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,293 TO LET ME TAKE A PICTURE FROM THEIR DORM ROOM, 442 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,196 WHICH, ONCE UPON A TIME, WAS YOUR DORM ROOM. 443 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,598 YOU -- YOU'RE JUST ADORABLE. 444 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,200 WELL, I TRY. 445 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:32,572 NOW, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME? 446 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,707 OH, NOTHING. 447 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,610 NO, NO, NO. NO, NOTHING. COME HERE. COME HERE. 448 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,949 MARCE! HEY! HEY! 449 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,951 MARCE! MARCE! 450 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,820 GET THAT SWEET, LITTLE HAIRLESS ASS OF YOURS DOWNSTAIRS! 451 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,423 WE'VE GOT SOME CELEBRATING TO DO! WHOO! 452 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,659 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DINNER. 453 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,228 I DID. I BAILED AT THE LAST SECOND. 454 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,897 I WANTED TO SEE YOU. 455 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,932 WHY? 456 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,335 I NEED AN EXCUSE TO SEE MY WIFE ALL OF A SUDDEN? 457 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,572 NO, IT'S JUST -- WHAT IS THERE TO CELEBRATE? 458 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,974 HANK WROTE SOMETHING. 459 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,511 WELL, KUDOS TO HANK. HE'S A WRITER. 460 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,779 THIS IS A BIG DEAL, SWEETIE. 461 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,248 THIS IS LIKE THE RETURN OF OLD HANK. 462 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,984 OR I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S THE NEW HANK. 463 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,621 BUT THE GUY, HE CAME INTO MY OFFICE TODAY 464 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,692 WITH A GIANT ENGAGEMENT RING HE BOUGHT FOR KAREN, 465 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,794 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 466 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,397 THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK WHEN I SAW IT WAS, "HOPE" 467 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,564 BABY, HOPE, HOPE. 468 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,334 THINGS HAVE BEEN JUST REALLY FUCKED-UP AROUND HERE, RIGHT? 469 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,868 I MEAN, YOU KNOW IT, TOO, RIGHT? 470 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,605 EVER SINCE, WELL, THE NIPPLE INCIDENT. 471 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,473 OR, ACTUALLY, BEFORE THEN. 472 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,009 BUT THE THING I REALIZE NOW IS 473 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,745 THAT I WAS JUST REALLY DEPRESSED, YOU KNOW. 474 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,481 AND IF HANK CAN GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER, THEN SO CAN I. 475 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,350 AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 476 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,485 GOOD FOR YOU, CHARLIE. 477 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:56,022 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW, BABY, THAT I'M SORRY. 478 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,758 FOR WHAT? 479 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,294 FOR LETTING US GET TO A PLACE IN OUR LIVES 480 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,663 WHERE WE ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE NEEDED A THREESOME 481 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,432 TO GET OURSELVES BACK ON TRACK. 482 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,067 YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. 483 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,936 YES, I DO, BECAUSE IT IS JUST NOT RIGHT. 484 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:13,706 I WANT YOU TO KNOW... THAT YOU ARE ALL I NEED, BABY. 485 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,842 YOU'RE RIGHT, CHARLIE. 486 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,312 THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE NIPPLE-GATE. 487 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,847 YES, YES, AND I WANT TO GO RIGHT BACK 488 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,549 WHERE WE WERE BEFORE. 489 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:26,319 YEAH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE. 490 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,587 GOOD. ME, TOO. 491 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,590 OR -- WAIT. WHAT? YOU -- WHAT? YOU DON'T? 492 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,426 NO, THE THING WITH YOUR TEAT 493 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,062 MADE THINGS VERY CLEAR TO ME. 494 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,665 THE MORNING AFTER OUR ILL-FATED THREESOME, 495 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:39,732 I WOKE UP, 496 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,969 AND THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO DO WAS CALL DANI. 497 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:46,005 NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT MAKES ME A FUCKING RUG-MUNCHER. 498 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,975 BUT THAT SWEET, LITTLE GOTH NUTJOB 499 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:53,079 MAKES THIS GIRL WANT TO PUT HER FINGER IN THE DIKE. 500 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:56,749 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 501 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,954 WHAT THE FUCK? 502 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,557 OH, WE WERE WATCHING "BOUND" JUST NOW. 503 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,993 YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT SHIT IS HOT. 504 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,128 Dani: YOU DO HAVE QUITE A MOVIE COLLECTION. 505 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,630 AND QUITE A WIFE. 506 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,001 YOU'RE FIRED, MISSY. 507 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:15,935 TOO LATE, BOSS. 508 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:19,572 I THINK IT'S TIME I MOVED ON TO A NEW DESK. 509 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,709 HEY, MAYBE I'LL EVEN BE AN AGENT SOMEDAY. 510 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,810 I KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING. 511 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:27,414 I KNOW ABOUT THE "S" AND "M" AND THE LIGHT "B" AND "D". 512 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,049 AND I'M NOT MAD. I'M JUST KIND OF SAD. 513 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,518 AND SEXUALLY AWAKENED. 514 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,453 I THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT THERE 515 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,722 AND FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE WE NEVER FUCKED. 516 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,458 LET'S JUST ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT! 517 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:42,529 CARPE MOTHERFUCKING DIEM, BABY! 518 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:46,799 WHA-- WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO... 519 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:50,470 ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT? 520 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,905 [ GATE OPENS, CLOSES ] 521 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,811 WHOA. 522 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,580 HEY! 523 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,449 WHAT IS THAT? 524 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,451 WHAT ABOUT THE GUITAR BILL GOT YOU? 525 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:08,455 THIS ONE'S SPECIAL. TIMELESS. CLASSIC. 526 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,523 IT LOOKS LIKE KEITH RICHARDS 527 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,692 THREW UP ON IT BACK IN THE '70s. 528 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,794 BACK IN THE '70s. 529 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,195 THANKS, DAD. 530 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,930 YOU'RE WELCOME. NOW GO PRACTICE. 531 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:20,733 EXTRA LOUD SO YOU ANNOY THE NEIGHBORS AND BILL. 532 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,470 I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOUR MOM ABOUT SOMETHING. 533 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,538 [ SMOOCHES ] 534 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,940 SO? 535 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,542 OH. 536 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,944 A CHILL JUST RAN UP MY SACK. 537 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:35,815 HOLD ON A SECOND. I'VE GOT TO PREPARE MYSELF. 538 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,450 YEAH, ME, TOO. 539 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,655 OKAY, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 540 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:45,057 GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT. I WANT IT ALL. 541 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,559 HERE WE GO. 542 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,694 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 543 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,696 LAY IT ON ME. 544 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,764 BRUTAL TRUTH. 545 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:53,866 UM...I CAN'T. 546 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:54,934 YOU LOVE RIPPING ME TO SHREDS. 547 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,470 IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN WHEN I GIVE YOU PERMISSION? 548 00:23:57,504 --> 00:24:00,573 LOOK AT ME. 549 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,814 YOU DIDN'T READ IT. 550 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,016 YOU DIDN'T FUCKING READ IT. 551 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,152 I CAN'T READ IT, HANK. 552 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,024 WHY NOT? 553 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,893 BECAUSE, UM... I CAN'T GO BACK. 554 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:25,031 I, UM -- THAT PART OF MY LIFE IS OVER NOW. 555 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,501 THERE ARE A NUMBER OF THINGS 556 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:30,870 GOING THROUGH MY MIND TO SAY TO YOU RIGHT NOW, 557 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,606 BUT ONLY ONE IS COMING TO THE FOREFRONT. 558 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,508 AND THAT IS... 559 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,176 FUCK, WE HAD THE SEX, KAREN. 560 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,679 WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?! 561 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,814 SHUTTING ME UP IS NOT GONNA MAKE IT ANY LESS TRUE. 562 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:44,684 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT WAS A ONETIME THING, OKAY? 563 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:47,754 IT'S DONE. I MEAN, I DON'T REGRET IT. 564 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,623 WHY WOULD YOU? YOU CAME, LIKE, THREE TIMES? 565 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,159 HANK, NOW I REGRET IT, OKAY? 566 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,662 NOW I DO REGRET IT. 567 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,637 HANK, THE FACT THAT YOU WROTE THIS 568 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,038 IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE 569 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:07,774 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 570 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:08,908 AND I'M SO GLAD 571 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:12,044 THAT YOU HAVE FINALLY OPENED A NEW CHAPTER IN YOUR LIFE. 572 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,780 AND IT'S HERE, AND IT'S GREAT. 573 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,314 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 574 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,951 YOU HAVE TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN, OKAY? 575 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,255 WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO? 576 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:30,697 WHAT IF I WANT TO GO BACK AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN? 577 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:33,633 ONLY THIS TIME... 578 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,768 NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES. 579 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:39,305 THIS TIME, DO IT BETTER, KAREN. 580 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:42,575 THIS TIME, DO IT RIGHT. 581 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:46,245 WITH JEWELRY. 582 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:51,718 HANK... I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, OKAY? 583 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:56,255 I LOVE BILL. I'M GONNA MARRY BILL. 584 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:59,258 AND I REALLY, REALLY NEED YOU TO RESPECT THAT. 585 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,162 [ DOOR OPENS ] 586 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:05,898 I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 587 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,934 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 588 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:18,210 I'M A MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE. 589 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:24,316 * KEEP YOU IN THE DARK 590 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:31,390 * YOU KNOW THEY ALL PRETEND 591 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,893 HEY. HI. 592 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,896 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE 405 FROM HERE? 593 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,631 ON FOOT? 594 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,633 YEAH. 595 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,034 YOU COULD WALK OVER TO LINCOLN. 596 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,036 GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR, MOTHERFUCKER! 597 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,905 GET OUT OF THE CAR! 598 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,173 HOLD IT. 599 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:49,075 GET OUT OF THE CAR! 600 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:52,078 GET THE FUCK OUT NOW! GET THE FUCK OUT! 601 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,212 FUCK! 602 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,914 COME ON, LET'S GO. 603 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,883 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 604 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,050 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 605 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:03,656 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS? * 606 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,191 * YOU'RE THE PRETENDER 607 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:08,060 * WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDER? * 608 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:10,997 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS? * 609 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:15,134 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS? * 610 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,869 * YOU'RE THE PRETENDER 611 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:20,172 * WHAT IF I SAY THAT I'LL NEVER SURRENDER? * 612 00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:24,276 * IN TIME, OUR SOUL UNTOLD 613 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:29,749 * I'M JUST ANOTHER SOUL FOR SALE * 614 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:33,019 * OH, WELL 615 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:36,155 * THE PAGE IS OUT OF PRINT 616 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:38,157 * WE ARE NOT PERMANENT 617 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,160 * WE'RE TEMPORARY 618 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:44,163 * TEMPORARY 619 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:47,299 * SAME OLD STORY 620 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,902 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS? * 621 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:53,873 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS? * 622 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:55,274 * YOU'RE THE PRETENDER 623 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:58,144 * WHAT IF I SAY THAT I'LL NEVER SURRENDER? * 624 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:01,047 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS? * 625 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,917 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS? * 626 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,452 * YOU'RE THE PRETENDER 627 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:09,155 * WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDER? * 628 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,323 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 629 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,325 CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY SHOWTIME NETWORKS 630 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,261 AND BLIND DECKER PRODUCTIONS