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PREVIOUSLY
ON "CALIFORNICATION"...

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MOST RECENTLY,

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I GAVE MAN-BIRTH
TO A WEIGHTY TOME

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CALLED "GOD HATES US ALL,"
WHICH WAS TURNED INTO A MOVIE

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CALLED "A CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE."

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YOU STARTED
WHEN YOU CHEATED ON ME.

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CHEATING ISN'T JUST ABOUT
FUCKING SOMEONE.

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ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME
THROW UP NOW?

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HAPPY ENDINGS MAY GET A BAD RAP,
BUT THEY DO HAPPEN.

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IT IS POSSIBLE MAYBE ONE DAY YOU
AND MOM COULD GET BACK TOGETHER?

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ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.

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GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE

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AND FORGET ABOUT THE WOMAN
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY.

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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

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MOODY.

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HI, SIS.
WHAT'S UP?

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Woman: THE WHITE ZONE
IS FOR THE IMMEDIATE LOADING

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AND UNLOADING
OF PASSENGERS ONLY.

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Hank: POP.

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HEY, KIDDO.
ON TIME, AS ALWAYS.

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SORRY, I HAD A LATE SHOOT
LAST NIGHT.

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HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?

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BUMPY AS FUCK,
BUT THE COCKTAILS HELPED.

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SO DID BUSINESS CLASS,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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A GUY COULD GET USED TO
THAT KIND OF THING.

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NOT ONLY
IS IT A BETTER MEAL,

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IT'S A BETTER CLASS
OF STEWARDESS.

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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE ONE I HAD.

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SWEET JESUS, GUIDE ME.

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I THINK THEY CALL THEM
"FLIGHT ATTENDANTS" NOW.

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SHE HAD TITS OUT TO HERE,
LEGS FOR DAYS,

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AN ASS
LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY.

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GODDAMN. THAT'S PRETTY.

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WHAT KIND OF FLOWER
IS THAT?

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THAT'S A, UH,
PURPLE -- PURPLE FLOWER.

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NOBODY LIKES A SMARTASS.

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I DON'T HAVE
A FUCKING CLUE,

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WHICH NEVER SEEMS
TO STOP YOU

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FROM ASKING ME
EVERY OTHER GODDAMN TIME.

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WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

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IT'S KIND OF CRAZY
FOR ME LATELY.

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I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME
TO STOP AND SMELL THE FLOWERS

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AND THEN LOOK UP
THEIR PROPER NAMES ONLINE.

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YOU FIND ANY TIME
TO GET MARRIED?

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NO.
STILL LIVING IN SIN.

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YOUR POOR MOTHER.

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SHE'S DEAD, POP.

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I KNOW.

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SHE'S PROBABLY DOING SOMERSAULTS
IN HER GRAVE RIGHT NOW.

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AW, SHIT.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S PRETTY FANCY, KID.

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SURE YOU CAN AFFORD IT?

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DON'T SWEAT IT.
I'LL BE FINE.

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IF YOU SAY SO.

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OKAY, SO WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCK
TO GET A COCKTAIL AROUND HERE?

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SO, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS
ON REHAB?

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[ Slurring ]
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS.

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[ SNORTS ]
COME ON. COME ON!

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I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

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YOU HAVEN'T ASKED.

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WELL, LET'S NOT STAND
ON CEREMONY.

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TRIXIE.

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TRIXIE?
MM-HMM.

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THAT IS A TERRIFIC NAME...
IF YOU'RE A HOOKER.

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M NOT A HOOKER?

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WELL, FOR ONE,
YOU'RE FAR TOO BEAUTIFUL.

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AND SECONDLY, EVEN IF YOU
WERE A STREET-WALKIN' CHEETAH,

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I WOULD GET YOU
TO GIVE IT TO ME GRATIS.

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OH, YOU THINK SO, HUH?

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I HAVE NEVER PAID FOR SEX
IN MY LIFE.

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I DOUBT THAT.

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OH, SPEAK
OF THE SHE-DEVIL.

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HEY.
HEY.

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KAREN, TRIXIE.
TRIXIE, KAREN.

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WE'RE TRYING TO DETERMINE

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IF SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL
SEX WORKER.

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OH.
HOW NICE FOR YOU BOTH.

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I NEED YOU
TO COME WITH ME.

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AND I NEED TO USE
THE RESTROOM.

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YOU DO THAT.

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CHICKS WITH SMALL BLADDERS
ARE HOT.

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THANKS.
TO BE CONTINUED.

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SO,
YOUR SISTER CALLED.

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WELL, I FIGURED SHE WOULD.

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HANK, I'M SO SORRY.

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MMM.

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WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH THAT EXACTLY,

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BUT THANK YOU, I GUESS.

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DO YOU WANT TO GET
OUT OF HERE?

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YEAH. WHERE?

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HOME.

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OH, HOME.

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THAT SOUNDS NICE.

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BUT WHERE IS THAT EXACTLY --
HOME?

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YOUR HOME? MY HOME?
OUR HOME?

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HANK,
I GOT YOU A TICKET.

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I HOPE THAT'S FULLY REFUNDABLE
BECAUSE I AIN'T GOING.

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YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO YOUR DAD'S FUNERAL?

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HE WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

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COME ON, HANK,
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT I MEAN.
DON'T TRY TO MOTHER ME.

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HALF THE TIME YOU ACT
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

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NOW YOU CARE?

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I'VE ALWAYS CARED.

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IT'S EASY TO SAY.

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[ TRIXIE CLEARS THROAT ]

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HI.

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SIR TRIX-A-LOT.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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WANT TO GET
OUT OF HERE?

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SURE.
METER'S RUNNING.

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THE METER'S RUNNING.

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WHAT SHOULD
WE NAME HIM?

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I KNOW --
LET'S CALL HIM "LOVE."

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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A CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE.

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AND...CUT!

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THAT WAS FUCKING CASH!

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CARR, WHAT THE FUCK?

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"WHAT THE FUCK" WHAT?

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I THINK MY RECTUM
JUST PROLAPSED.

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WHAT'S WITH
THE FUCKING DIALOGUE?

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THEY REWROTE IT THEMSELVES
IN THE TRAILER.

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HE THOUGHT WE COULD END
ON THE KISS.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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I THINK THE MAN IS MONEY

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AND WE SHOULD LISTEN
TO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE SAYS.

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IF HE WANTS TO TUCK HIS MAGICAL
MOVIE-STAR COCK BETWEEN HIS LEGS

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AND DO THE PEE-PEE DANCE,
I'M PUTTING THAT ON FILM, TOO.

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AND I WOULD WAIT ON LINE
TO SEE IT.

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MEANWHILE, YOU'RE TURNING
MY MOVIE INTO A PIECE OF SHIT.

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YOUR BOOK, MY MOVIE.

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DON'T BE A BACKSEAT DIRECTOR,
MOODY.

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ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR,
BUT YOUR BOY IS EXHAUSTING.

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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
DROVE US ALL BATSHIT GROWING UP.

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THAT WAS FANTASTIC,
GUYS.

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I HATE THAT RUNTY LITTLE
MOTHERFUCKER.

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I DON'T KNOW, SEEMED LIKE
A NICE ENOUGH GUY TO ME.

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VERY CHARISMATIC.

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I LIKED HIM
IN THAT VIETNAM MOVIE.

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HE PLAYED A GOOD CRIPPLE.

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POP, WHEN THERE'S
NO MORE ROOM IN HELL

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AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF
WALKS THE EARTH,

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DON'T YOU THINK
HE'LL BE PLAYING CRIPPLES

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AND CHARMING HIS WAY
INTO THE PANTS OF MANY?

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I'M PROUD OF YOU, KID.

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WHY?
WHY?

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THIS IS THE AMERICAN DREAM
RIGHT HERE.

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YOUR NAME IS GOING TO BE UP
ON THE SILVER SCREEN.

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YOU'LL BE IMMORTAL.

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I'VE WRITTEN
A COUPLE BOOKS, TOO.

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THEY'LL BE AROUND
LONG AFTER I'M GONE.

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THAT'S NOT THE SAME.

156
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YOU HAVEN'T READ THEM.

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YOUR MOTHER FILLED ME IN.
IT'S TOO MANY WORDS FOR ME.

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YOU KNOW WHO'S A GOOD WRITER?
JAMES PATTERSON.

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I READ ONE OF HIS BOOKS
ON THE PLANE.

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Amber: HANK MOODY.

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AMBER, HI.
HOW ARE YOU?

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GOOD.

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THIS IS AMBER.
SHE'S IN THE FILM.

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AMBER,
THIS IS MY OLD MAN, AL.

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SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

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THE MOODIEST
OF THE MOODYS.

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I SEE THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL
FAR FROM THE TREE.

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COME SEE ME?
I'VE GOT SOME THOUGHTS.

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OKAY, COUPLE MINUTES?
COOL.

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OH, I'VE GOT
SOME THOUGHTS, TOO --

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SOME THOUGHTS
THAT ARE MAKING IT

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JUST A LITTLE BIT CROWDED
IN MY PANTS.

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WHAT'S THE STORY,
MORNING GLORY?

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WHOA. SETTLE DOWN.
I'M A HAPPILY NON-MARRIED MAN.

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[ SNIFFING ]

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AAHH!

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I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.

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FUCK, THAT'S GOOD.
FUNNY.

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GOOD FOR YOU.

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WHO SAYS AMERICA
ISN'T THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY?

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YEP,
ANOTHER $10 DREAM COME TRUE.

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IT'S GONNA COST YOU
A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT.

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STOP THAT!

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MAYBE I SHOULD DO ONE
OFF YOUR RIB CAGE.

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AS YOU WISH.

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SO, WHAT ARE YOU
RUNNING FROM?

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PBHT.

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OH, PLEASE. NO ONE HOLES UP
IN A HOTEL ROOM

189
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WITH A HOOKER
AND A PILE OF BLOW

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WITHOUT BEING ON THE RUN
FROM SOMETHING.

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STOP JOKING
ABOUT THE HOOKER STUFF.

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[ SNIFFS ]
YOU'RE MAKING ME PARANOID.

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MAYBE IT'S THE BLOW.

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OHH.

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[ GROANS ]

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I'M NOT JOKING.

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YES, YOU ARE.

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NO.

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OH, COME ON.

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REALLY?
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --

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YOUR NAME IS TRIXIE

202
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AND YOU ARE IN FACT
A WHORE?

203
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MY NAME IS BEATRICE.

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MY PARENTS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
CUTE TO CALL ME "TRIXIE."

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OH. WOW.

206
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THEY STILL THINK
IT'S CUTE?

207
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THEY'RE DEAD.

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WELL, HERE'S A THOUGHT.

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WHY DON'T...

210
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I DO YOU THIS TIME,
AND THEN WE CALL IT EVEN?

211
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WELL, YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT,

212
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BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNA GET
A BILL FOR SERVICES RENDERED.

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WHAT ABOUT THE BLOW?

214
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I PAID FOR THE BLOW
AND YOU PARTOOK.

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DOESN'T THAT GET ME
A DISCOUNT?

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SORRY, SWEETIE.

217
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WHAT ABOUT THE SEX ITSELF?

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WAS THAT -- I MEAN, HOW --
HOW -- MM-HMM?

219
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WELL, I WOULD BE LYING
IF I DIDN'T SAY

220
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THAT THERE WERE MOMENTS THAT
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,

221
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"WHORE, THIS ISN'T SUCH
A BAD WAY TO EARN A LIVING."

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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

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OKAY,
WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL IT

224
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"CASUAL SEX
BETWEEN CONSENTING ADULTS"?

225
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST PAY ME,
AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY?

226
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BECAUSE THEN I'D MISS YOU.

227
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YOU CAN'T SNORT A LINE OF COKE
OFF A WOMAN'S ASS

228
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AND NOT WONDER
ABOUT HER HOPES AND DREAMS.

229
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IT'S NOT GENTLEMANLY.

230
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IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ME
ON THE CLOCK,

231
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
I WANTED TO BE WHEN I GREW UP.

232
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:54,995
OKAY.

233
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,997
[ LAUGHS ]

234
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,238
OH.

235
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,176
YOU TAKE DINER'S CLUB?

236
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,078
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M NOT KIDDING.

237
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,381
I DON'T --
I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH.

238
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,316
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CASH?

239
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,885
I GOT THE ONE.

240
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,053
OH.

241
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:23,190
HOW'S THE WORLD'S
SEXIEST ARCHITECT DOING?

242
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,892
GRANDPA!

243
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:28,729
YOUR MOTHER HAPPENS TO BE
A WORLD-CLASS BEAUTY.

244
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,430
TOO GOOD FOR THIS MUTT FATHER
OF YOURS.

245
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,766
I'M REMODELING A PLACE
IN VENICE.

246
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,802
THE CLIENT WANTS IT
ALL GREEN.

247
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,036
PAINTED GREEN?

248
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,205
WHO IS HE --
THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT?

249
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:41,041
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO THE TRUTH.

250
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:44,878
YOU SHOULD MEET THIS GUY.
HE'S A TOTAL DIAL TONE.

251
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,147
JUST A...UHHHHHH.

252
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,149
[ GIGGLES ]

253
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,784
HE'S PAYING ME VERY WELL.

254
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:54,254
HE'S GOT GREAT TASTE,
AND HE'S NOT AN EARTH-HATER.

255
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,422
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

256
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,025
MAYBE THE FACT THAT HE SEEMS TO
HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU.

257
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,326
OH, PLEASE.

258
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,762
Hank:
BECCA AGREES WITH ME.

259
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,431
HE DOES GET A LITTLE GOOFY
AROUND YOU, MOM.

260
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,366
SEE? HE GETS GOOFY
AROUND YOU.

261
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,937
WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE ACTRESSES
ON YOUR SET?

262
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,839
OH, COME ON.

263
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,374
YEAH, I THINK I MET
ONE OF THOSE TODAY.

264
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,943
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL,
KAREN.

265
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,111
THIS ONE
WAS SEX ON A STICK.

266
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,413
NO, NO, I DIDN'T THINK
SHE WAS THAT ATTRACTIVE.

267
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,816
I THOUGHT SHE WAS MORE
OF AN EYESORE, REALLY.

268
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,785
ARE YOU KIDDING --
THE WAY SHE HUGGED YOU?

269
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,054
IT ALMOST TRIGGERED
MY ANGINA.

270
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:30,758
WELL-PLAYED, POP.
COME AGAIN SOON...PLEASE.

271
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:34,762
WHAT'S AN ANGINA?
DO I HAVE ONE OF THOSE?

272
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,030
NO, SWEETIE.

273
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,300
DO YOU WANT TO COME TO THE ZOO
WITH US TOMORROW, GRANDPA?

274
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,835
WOULD THAT I COULD,
MY LOVE,

275
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,336
BUT I HAVE TO GO DOWN
TO SAN DIEGO

276
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,138
TO SEE AN OLD FRIEND.

277
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,274
DO YOU WANT TO COME
WITH US, DAD?

278
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,010
I'M SORRY, BABY.
I'VE GOT TO WORK. I CAN'T.

279
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,945
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE?

280
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:55,849
COME ON, DON'T BE
SUCH A WHINY LITTLE BITCH, HANK.

281
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,418
ONCE AGAIN, MY APOLOGIES.

282
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,388
HE IS SOMETIMES --
A WHINY LITTLE BITCH.

283
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,791
HEY!
REBECCA, THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

284
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,125
THAT'S REALLY NOT FUNNY.

285
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,361
THAT LITTLE FUZZ COMING
FROM YOUR BOTTOM LIP --

286
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,198
ARE YOU GONNA BE
A TRUMPET PLAYER OR SOMETHING?

287
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,934
YEAH, I'M GONNA BE
A TRUMPET PLAYER.

288
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,842
BREATHE.
COUNT TO TEN.

289
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,310
IT JUST PISSES ME OFF.

290
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,879
BECCA ACTUALLY WANTS TO
SPEND TIME WITH THE GUY,

291
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,315
AND HE'S GOT TO GO RUN OFF
AND VISIT SOME OLD COOZE

292
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,417
HE WAS BANGING ON THE SIDE
30 YEARS AGO.

293
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,252
SHH.
WHAT?

294
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,254
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE
ANYMORE?

295
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,156
BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY
THE TYPE OF SHIT

296
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,458
THAT PUT MY MOTHER
INTO AN EARLY GRAVE, THAT'S WHY.

297
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,027
HANK, HE'S OLD MAN.

298
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,528
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.

299
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,564
WHATEVER WRONGS HE'S COMMITTED,
JUST PUT THEM TO ONE SIDE.

300
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,433
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
CHANGE IT NOW.

301
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,568
ANYWAY, THE GUY PROBABLY HAS
THREE ERECTIONS LEFT.

302
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,636
YOU SHOULD LET HIM
ENJOY THEM.

303
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,472
THAT FUCKER IS THE HORNIEST MAN
I HAVE EVER MET.

304
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,474
HE'LL BE PITCHING A TENT
ON HIS DEATHBED.

305
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,411
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO
PISSED AT HIM

306
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,147
FOR NOT SPENDING TIME
WITH HIS FAMILY.

307
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,081
YOU NEVER DO.

308
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,852
DO NOT -- DO NOT
TURN THIS AROUND ON ME.

309
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,420
HANK, I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY.
IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.

310
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,589
BUT I HAVE NOT HAD
A CONVERSATION WITH YOU

311
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,024
FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS.

312
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,093
YOU JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ANYMORE.

313
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,863
YOUR HEAD SO FAR
UP YOUR OWN ASS,

314
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,197
AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.

315
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,999
REALLY?

316
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,201
YEAH, REALLY.

317
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,407
[ CHUCKLES ]
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

318
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,210
YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT
'CAUSE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME.

319
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,245
[ SIGHS ]

320
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,849
OKAY, HERE'S THE PLAN.

321
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,385
AS SOON AS I FINISH
THE MOVIE,

322
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,921
WE PACK UP THE CAR
AND GO BACK TO NEW YORK CITY.

323
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,357
HANK, HOW CAN YOU BE
SO SELF-ABSORBED?

324
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,959
WHAT?

325
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,595
WE CAME HERE FOR YOU, RIGHT?
I HAD NOTHING HERE.

326
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,865
AND NOW THAT I'VE STARTED
TO MAKE THINGS WORK FOR ME

327
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:55,068
AND I'M EARNING A LIVING,
IT JUST MEANS NOTHING TO YOU.

328
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,104
YOU'RE REDESIGNING HOUSES
FOR ASSHOLES.

329
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,238
HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT

330
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,173
FROM REDESIGNING SCRIPTS
FOR ASSHOLES?

331
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,374
IT'S NOT.
THAT'S MY POINT.

332
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,344
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE
THE CITY DESTROYS US BOTH.

333
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,880
YOU KNOW,
IT'S REALLY NOT THE CITY.

334
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,884
OHH!

335
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,353
COME ON, TINY DANCER.
IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?

336
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,488
OH, NOT THE FACE.
HE'S TOO CUTE.

337
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,623
THANK --

338
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,125
OHH.

339
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,928
FUCK!

340
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,430
YOUR PIMP HAND IS STRONG.

341
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,632
WELL-PLAYED, SON.

342
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,634
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

343
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,170
YOU OKAY?

344
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,906
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE
WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?

345
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,475
YOU MAKE ME AN OFFER, I WILL
COUNTER THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

346
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,443
WE WILL HANDLE THIS

347
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,611
LIKE THE PROUD, BEAUTIFUL
BLACK MEN WE ARE.

348
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,646
UH, UH, UH.

349
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,916
I NEED SOMETHING
FOR THE VALET.

350
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,117
BOTH OUR PIMPS ARE HERE.

351
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,153
MINE GETS 10%.
WHAT DOES YOURS GET?

352
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,021
10% OF WHAT EXACTLY?

353
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,256
SEE YOU LATER, SWEETIE.

354
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,423
BYE.

355
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,496
A VETERINARIAN.
HUH? WHAT?

356
00:14:56,529 --> 00:15:00,233
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
A VETERINARIAN WHEN I GREW UP.

357
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,235
OH. YOU KNOW,
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

358
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,471
[ CHUCKLES ]
GOOD NIGHT.

359
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,173
[ SIGHS ]

360
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,943
OKAY, BIG BOY.

361
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,478
HERE WE GO.

362
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,946
YOU JUST CRY IT OUT.

363
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,081
IT HURTS.

364
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,648
I KNOW IT HURTS.

365
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,385
[ GROANS ]
NO, YOU'RE FUCKING HURTING ME.

366
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,087
I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS.

367
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,089
[ SOBS ]

368
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,257
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

369
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,726
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR OLD MAN.
HE WAS A GOOD GUY.

370
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,629
HE WAS NOT. HE USED TO SAY
YOU LOOKED LIKE A WALKING PENIS.

371
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,265
WELL, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.

372
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,700
[ Laughing ]
IT'S NOT.

373
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,038
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
WE GOT TO GET YOU ON A PLANE.

374
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,239
FUCK THAT.

375
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,507
NO, FUCK YOU.

376
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,375
YOU'RE GOING
ON A PLANE TO JFK TONIGHT.

377
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,111
YOU'RE GONNA BE
WITH YOUR SISTERS.

378
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,346
YOU DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.
YOU DON'T RUN FROM IT.

379
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,048
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FEEL.

380
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,049
ALL MY FUCKING LIFE,

381
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,251
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING ME
I DO THINGS WRONG.

382
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,619
I'M ALWAYS
THE FUCKING ASSHOLE.

383
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,587
AND I LOOK AROUND AND I SEE
EVERYBODY ELSE

384
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,489
IS INFINITELY MORE FUCKED UP
THAN I AM.

385
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,458
I DON'T KNOW THOSE PEOPLE.

386
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,393
IT COULD BE THE BLOW.

387
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,132
YUM.

388
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,739
MARRIED OR NOT,

389
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,742
THAT'S A HELL OF A FAMILY
YOU GOT THERE, KIDDO.

390
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,477
I LIKE TO THINK SO.

391
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,546
CAN I GIVE YOU
A BIT OF ADVICE?

392
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,214
DO I HAVE A CHOICE?

393
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:24,517
I KNOW THINGS ARE CRAZY
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW --

394
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,054
I'VE BEEN THERE,
IN MY OWN WAY.

395
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:30,290
JUST DON'T GO SO FAR THAT YOU
CANNOT FIND YOUR WAY BACK.

396
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,492
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
KEEP 'EM CLOSE.

397
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,361
FAMILY COMES FIRST.

398
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,397
THAT BORDERS ON HYSTERICAL,
COMING FROM YOU AND ALL.

399
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,531
WHAT, I WAS SO BAD?

400
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,101
YOUR MOTHER AND I WERE TOGETHER
TILL THE BITTER END.

401
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:41,968
BITTER, IT WAS.

402
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,703
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE

403
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,605
AND PRETEND TO BE ALL NOBLE
ABOUT THIS SHIT.

404
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,508
IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING
ON YOUR MIND, OUT WITH IT.

405
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,178
YOU WERE ALWAYS
FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE.

406
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:54,547
YOUR MOTHER AND I
HAD A LOT OF PROBLEMS.

407
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,815
WE WERE MARRIED YOUNG,

408
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,251
AND WE WERE NOT COMPATIBLE
IN THAT WAY.

409
00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,452
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

410
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,654
I THINK I DO,
AND I'D LIKE SOMEBODY

411
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,690
TO FUCKIN' SMACK ME
OVER THE HEAD

412
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,792
WITH A SHOVEL RIGHT NOW --
ANYONE.

413
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,794
I'M NOT PROUD
OF SOME OF THE THINGS I DO,

414
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,596
BUT IF I HAD TO DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN,

415
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,431
I'M NOT SURE I WOULD GO AT IT
ANY DIFFERENTLY.

416
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,565
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

417
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,502
BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A WOMAN
THAT I'VE CROSSED PATHS WITH

418
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,370
THAT I HAVEN'T
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH,

419
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,506
WHETHER IT WAS
FOR 10 MINUTES OR 10 YEARS.

420
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,609
WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER --
A LIFETIME OF DENYING THAT?

421
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:26,246
YOUR MOTHER WAS INTO ALL THAT
CATHOLIC GUILT SHIT, NOT ME.

422
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,681
LIFE'S TOO SHORT
TO DANCE WITH FAT CHICKS.

423
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,383
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --

424
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,120
THE LESSON HERE IS
KEEP THE FAMILY TOGETHER

425
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,354
AND FUCK AROUND ON THE SIDE

426
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,523
IF YOUR WIFE DOESN'T WANT TO
BLOW YOU ANYMORE.

427
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,658
YOU WATCH IT.
I'M NOT SO OLD

428
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,660
THAT I WON'T KICK
THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

429
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,828
I REMEMBER
THAT SHIT, TOO.

430
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,929
SO NOW I BEAT YOU?

431
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,332
YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM
WITH YOUR GENERATION IS?

432
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,633
YOU THINK RAISING A HAND
TO A KID

433
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,201
IS THE SAME AS CHILD ABUSE.

434
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,137
I DON'T HAVE IT
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,

435
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,239
BUT I THINK THAT'S
THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION.

436
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,506
ALWAYS THE SMARTASS.

437
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,774
HEY, IT'S YOUR LIFE --

438
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,110
YOURS TO SCREW UP
IF YOU WANT TO.

439
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,782
I WAS HERE A YEAR AGO.

440
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,551
YOU WERE MUCH HAPPIER
THEN...

441
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,320
AND EVEN HAPPIER
THE YEAR BEFORE THAT.

442
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,389
HMM.

443
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,159
YOU'RE NOT GOING
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

444
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,489
I SWEAR
TO FUCKING GOD, KAREN,

445
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,691
I AM NOT SLEEPING
WITH ANYONE ELSE.

446
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,527
WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY
NOT SLEEPING WITH ME.

447
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,396
HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?

448
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,664
EVERY TIME I GET
EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO YOU,

449
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,533
YOU RUN HALFWAY
ACROSS THE ROOM.

450
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,868
NO, I DON'T. ANYWAY,
THAT DIDN'T USED TO STOP YOU.

451
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,737
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE WEIRDEST THING IS?

452
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,772
I ACTUALLY WISH
YOU WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR

453
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,509
BECAUSE THEN I WOULD STOP
LOOKING FOR CLUES EVERYWHERE.

454
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,511
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
TO YOU.

455
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,645
YOU SAY THAT.

456
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,416
THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE THAT'S
YOUR FUCKING ROMANTIC IDEAL,

457
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,351
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

458
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,653
YES, I THINK ABOUT IT.
WHO DOESN'T?

459
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,322
I NEVER DID.

460
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,457
NEVER DID?

461
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,892
PAST TENSE --
THAT'S A LITTLE UNSETTLING.

462
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,495
HANK, YOU SHOULD TRY
AND LIVE WITH SOMEONE

463
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,897
HOW FUCKING LUCKY YOU ARE
TO BE WITH THEM!

464
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,699
GOD DAMN IT,
THAT IS NOT HOW I FEEL.

465
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,668
THAT IS HOW YOU ACT.

466
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,371
WELL, FUCK, KAREN.
IT'S LIFE, THEN.

467
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,639
I GUESS IT'S HARD SOMETIMES.

468
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,407
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.

469
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,942
I AM TRYING
TO DEAL WITH IT!

470
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,645
THAT'S WHY I'M HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

471
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,680
HANK, WE NEED
TO GO SEE SOMEONE.

472
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,815
I AM NOT GOING
TO A FUCKING SHRINK!

473
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,585
I'M A WRITER!
I DON'T GIVE THAT SHIT AWAY.

474
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,719
WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT.

475
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,954
WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT?

476
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:51,324
BECAUSE IT FEELS TO ME LIKE
WE'RE FUCKING DYING HERE, HANK.

477
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,725
WE ARE NOT TALKING.

478
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,394
WE ARE NOT FUCKING.

479
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,928
NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

480
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,964
AND?

481
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:02,435
AND I FIND MYSELF WANTING
TO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE.

482
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,237
LIKE BILL?

483
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,473
YOU FUCKING TALKING
TO BILL?

484
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,940
THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT?

485
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,509
I'M KIDDING, KAREN.

486
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,345
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO
DOWN THAT ROAD.

487
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,248
HAVE YOU FUCKED HIM?

488
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,951
IT'S SO FUCKING TYPICAL.

489
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,720
YOU GO STRAIGHT
TO THE FUCKING.

490
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,922
YOU DON'T EVEN CARE
IF I'M TALKING TO HIM,

491
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,457
IF I'M TELLING HIM THINGS --

492
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,459
JUST ANSWER
THE FUCKING QUESTION!

493
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,596
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME.

494
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,865
YES, I DID.

495
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,667
YOU KNOW ME.

496
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:38,237
THE TALKING AND THE FUCKING
GO HAND IN HAND, HANK.

497
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,313
I GOT TO GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.

498
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,414
NO, NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

499
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,516
ALLOW ME TO DO --
COME HERE.

500
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,917
NO.

501
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,391
HANK, THIS ISN'T
GONNA WORK.

502
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,959
IT'S NOT GONNA --
STOP!

503
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,828
LET ME GO!

504
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,999
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

505
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,938
IS IT SAFE?

506
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,072
I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.

507
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,841
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GRAB
A HELMET.

508
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,610
THERE COULD BE SOME SHRAPNEL
FLYING AROUND.

509
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,512
ARE YOU GUYS
GOING TO GET A DIVORCE?

510
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,682
I THINK THAT'S THE GOOD THING
ABOUT NEVER BEING MARRIED --

511
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,684
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO GET A DIVORCE.

512
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,786
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

513
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:31,458
I-I-I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN,
AND I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN.

514
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,859
UHH...

515
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,902
[ SIGHS ]

516
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,629
HANK.

517
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,607
YEAH.

518
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:08,855
"TO MY SON, THE WRITER.

519
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,859
"SOMETHING I NEVER SAID
TOO MUCH -- I LOVE YOU.

520
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:16,062
Al: "MY FATHER
NEVER SAID IT MUCH, EITHER.

521
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:19,131
AND I THOUGHT I'D BE DIFFERENT,
BUT I GUESS I'M NOT.

522
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,967
"I TRIED, BUT SOMEWHERE
ALONG THE LINE,

523
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,669
"YOU SLIP BACK
INTO WHAT YOU KNOW,

524
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,771
"AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

525
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:28,575
"AND I'M SORRY WE HAVEN'T TALKED
IN A WHILE BECAUSE I MISS YOU.

526
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:31,544
"YOU'RE A GOOD KID
AND A FUNNY KID.

527
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,713
"AND YOU'RE MY ONLY SON.

528
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:37,717
"I SAID I NEVER READ YOUR BOOKS,
BUT I LIED.

529
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:38,851
"I READ 'EM ALL.

530
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,588
"I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW
TO TALK ABOUT THEM WITH YOU.

531
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,857
"I DIDN'T LIKE THE FATHERS
IN THEM.

532
00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:46,893
"I KNOW YOU WRITERS
TAKE LIBERTIES,

533
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,597
"BUT I WAS AFRAID THAT MAYBE
YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANY AT ALL.

534
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,998
"BUT THAT'S THE THING --

535
00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:56,002
"BOYS BECOME MEN, AND MEN
BECOME HUSBANDS AND FATHERS.

536
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,004
"AND WE DO THE BEST WE CAN.

537
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:01,173
"YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN.

538
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,408
"YOU'VE DONE GOOD.

539
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,878
"YOUR BOOKS WILL BE IN LIBRARIES
LONG AFTER WE'RE BOTH GONE,

540
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:06,913
"AND THIS IS IMPORTANT.

541
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:11,250
"MORE IMPORTANT
IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR FAMILY.

542
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,021
"I WASN'T A PERFECT HUSBAND,
BUT I LOVED YOUR MOTHER,

543
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:18,057
"AND I'M GLAD
WE SPENT OUR LIVES TOGETHER.

544
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,259
"AND I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME.

545
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,129
"THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY.

546
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,698
LOVE, YOUR OLD MAN."

547
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:32,204
OH, "P.S. -- I SAW A PREVIEW
OF YOUR MOVIE THE OTHER NIGHT."

548
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,774
[ LAUGHS ]
"IT LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT."

549
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,008
[ LAUGHS ]

550
00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,010
"MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT."

551
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:04,931
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

552
00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:19,245
Woman: THE WHITE ZONE
IS FOR THE IMMEDIATE LOADING

553
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,881
AND UNLOADING
OF PASSENGERS ONLY.

554
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:28,721
Karen: SO, WE'LL BE
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

555
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,090
THE MOMENT BECCA
GETS OUT OF SCHOOL,

556
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,591
WE'LL GET A FLIGHT.

557
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,309
I LOVE YOU.

558
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,879
HANK...

559
00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:54,046
I...

560
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,916
I DIDN'T SAY IT
TO HEAR IT BACK.

561
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,960
THANKS FOR HELPING ME...

562
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:11,030
GET MY HEAD
OUT OF MY ASS.

563
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:12,932
IT'S WHAT I DO.

564
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:35,354
HEY, KAREN, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS CALLED?

565
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,924
YEAH,
IT'S A JACARANDA TREE.

566
00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:50,169
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567
00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:53,172
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568
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:56,208
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