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PREVIOUSLY
ON "CALIFORNICATION"...

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MY NAME IS HANK.

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I KNOW.

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[ MOANS ]

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THIS IS MIA,
BILL'S DAUGHTER.

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AND THIS IS HANK.

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YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?
NO.

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I AM 16, YOU KNOW.

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SO I'VE BEEN TOLD.

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE GUEST SPEAKER

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AT MIA'S SCHOOL TODAY,

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BUT I HAVE TO
GO OUT OF TOWN.

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THEY'RE VERY YOUNG.

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OH, SAY THAT AGAIN...
SLOWER THIS TIME.

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MY FLESHY T.A.
DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

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LOOK, JUST BE CAREFUL OF HIM
AND THOSE OF HIS ILK.

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HANK MOODY,
AS I LIVE AND BREATHE,

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ARE YOU LOOKING OUT
FOR ME?

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BACK TO WORK.

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YES, SIR.

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ANYTHING
YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT?

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PLEASE.
I'M A MARRIED MAN.

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IN THIS PAST LIFE OF OURS,
WAS I MEAN?

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YOU WEREN'T MEAN, NO.

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BUT YOU CAN
BE PRETTY HARD ON PEOPLE, HANK.

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I WISH IT WAS DIFFERENT.

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AND SO DO I.

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[ UP-TEMPO MUZAK PLAYS ]

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HEY.

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YIKES.

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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT WINE?

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WINE IS FINE,
BUT WHISKEY IS QUICKER.

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SUICIDE IS SLOW
WITH LIQUOR.

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OH.

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SABBATH.

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CLOSE -- OZZY, SOLO.

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BUT NICE TRY.

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THANKS.

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UM...
THAT STUFF WILL KILL YOU.

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LIFE WILL KILL YOU.

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THAT'S HEAVY.
IT WILL MAKE SENSE.

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TAKING IT IN.

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LET IT SINK IN.

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HERE YOU GO.

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NO, NO.
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.

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UNLESS YOU'VE GOT
SOME "FUCK YOU" MONEY

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STASHED UP
YOUR WHOSIE-WHATSIT,

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YOU'RE SHIT OUT
OF PLACES TO LOOK.

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SO JUST TAKE IT.

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YOU'RE SWEET.

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IT'S MY PLEASURE.
AND CUTE.

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OOH.

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THANK YOU.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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[ DOOR DINGS ]

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WHAT?
IT'S A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.

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I LOVE ALL WOMEN.
I LOVE YOU.

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I'LL MAKE A RUN AT YOU, CRUSTY.
I WILL.

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[ MUZAK CONTINUES ]

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[ DOOR DINGS ]

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[ INTRO TO GUS BLACK'S
"PARANOID" PLAYS ]

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* DRINKING WITH MY WOMAN

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* 'CAUSE SHE, 'CAUSE SHE
HELPS ME WITH MY MIND *

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* PEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE

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* 'CAUSE I AM FROWNING
ALL THE TIME *

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I FUCKING LOVE VINYL.

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YEAH,
IT JUST SOUNDS BETTER.

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IT'S WARMER, RIGHT?
IT'S JUST HUMAN.

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YOU'RE JUST AN ANALOG GUY

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IN A DIGITAL WORLD,
AREN'T YOU?

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I MIGHT STEAL THAT.

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WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
BY THE WAY?

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WOULDN'T YOU RATHER JUST FUCK ME
AND NEVER KNOW?

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OH, FUCK.
WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

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* OH, YEAH

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* OH, YEAH

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[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

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AAH.

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[ GROANING ]

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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OH, SHIT. YOU AGAIN?

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FUCK ME.

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ALL RIGHT, SURE.
WHY NOT?

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STOP IT.
I'VE BEEN ROBBED.

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SAVE THE DRAMA
FOR YOUR MAMA.

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SHE STOLE MY GUITAR...
AND MY RECORDS.

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MY RECORDS!
OH, THE HUMANITY!

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WHO DID THIS?

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I DON'T KNOW.
SOME GIRL.

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SHE LET YOU HAVE ACCESS TO
THE MOST INTIMATE OF HER AREAS,

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AND SHE DIDN'T GIVE YOU
HER NAME?

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WELL, IT SEEMED LIKE A PRETTY
FAIR TRADE-OFF AT THE TIME.

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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST,
A TWO-HOUR ORGASM,

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A FEW PAGES
OF YOUR LESSER WORK.

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THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE.

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS A TWO-HOUR ORGASM

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OR MY LESSER WORK.

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NO.
NO?

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YES.
YES?

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YES -- NO,
IF YOU WANT LESSER WORK,

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JUST WRITE SOMETHING
YOURSELF.

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I CAN'T. I'M LAZY.

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I'LL SAY.

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I'LL CRY RAPE.

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NO, YOU WON'T.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

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'CAUSE YOU ENJOY TORTURING ME
ENTIRELY TOO MUCH.

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THAT'S TRUE.

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OKAY, LISTEN,
YOU JUST WRITE SOMETHING --

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ANYTHING -- OKAY,
AND I WILL HELP YOU WITH IT.

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I'LL GIVE YOU NOTES.

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REALLY?

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YES.

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YOU'D DO THAT
FOR ME?

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OF COURSE.
WHY WOULDN'T I?

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MY OWN FATHER
HASN'T EVEN SO MUCH

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AS OFFERED TO HELP ME
WITH MY HOMEWORK, SO...

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YOU KNOW,
AS MUCH AS I LOVE TO HEAR

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ABOUT BILL'S FAILINGS
AS A PARENT,

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I DO NOT
LIKE TO BE COMPARED TO HIM

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IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

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IT KIND OF CREEPS ME OUT.

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GIVEN THAT YOU'VE
BEEN INSIDE OF ME AND ALL?

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SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
OKAY.

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NOW, YOU'RE A SMART
LITTLE SOCIOPATH.

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I'M SURE YOU CAN
PUT TWO SENTENCES TOGETHER.

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NOW SCRAM.

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YOU WANTED ME?

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UH, HMM...
YOU KNOW, I --

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I DROPPED AN ADVIL
ON THE FLOOR EARLIER

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AND COULDN'T FIND IT.

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I THOUGHT
MAYBE YOU COULD...

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CRAWL AROUND
AND LOOK FOR IT.

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WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS.

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MNH-MNH, MNH-MNH.
GO SLOWLY.

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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO MISS ANYTHING.

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YES, BOSS.

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MAYBE I SHOULD
LOOK MORE CLOSELY.

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MM-HMM.

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POOR YOU.
YOUR HEAD MUST BE THROBBING.

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IT -- IT --
IT IS ACTUALLY, A BIT.

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS ]

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ANYBODY HOME?

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HEY, BABY!

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HI, BABY.

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GOOD AFTERNOON,
MRS. RUNKLE.

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DANI?

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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I DROPPED AN ADVIL ON THE FLOOR
EARLIER AND COULDN'T FIND IT.

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I LOOKED MYSELF, YOU KNOW.
AND THEN MY BACK JUST --

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FOUND IT.

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OH.

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THANK YOU, DANI.

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[ CLICKS TONGUE ]

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THAT'S AN ADVIL.

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OH,
YOU CAN TAKE LUNCH.

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OH, I'LL JUST EAT SOMETHING
AT MY DESK.

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HMM.

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IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU,
MRS. RUNKLE.

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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SHE'S LIKE YOUR LITTLE SLAVE,
THAT ONE.

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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

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UH,
YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH?

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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I'D RATHER GET LAID.

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EXCUSE ME?

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I WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP
A LITTLE BIT.

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I USED TO COME BY
FOR NOONERS

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ALL THE TIME
WHEN YOU WERE AT CAA.

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YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS CAA.
EVERYBODY WAS FUCKING EVERYBODY.

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BESIDES,
DANI'S RIGHT OUTSIDE, THERE.

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EVEN BETTER.

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COME ON.

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I'LL LAP-DANCE YOU
IF YOU THROW ME 20 BUCKS.

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OH.

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WOW.

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OH, YOU'RE ALREADY
HALFWAY THERE.

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[ ZIPPER UNZIPS ]

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AHH.

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MMM, THAT'S IT.

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OH, OH!

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OH, YEAH. YEAH, BABY.

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THAT'S IT, BABY.

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BUT TAKE YOUR TIME.

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TAKE YOUR TIME.
TAKE YOUR --

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OH.

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[ SIGHS ]

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[ SIGHS HEAVILY ]

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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

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[ SIGHS ]

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MAYBE I'LL HIT
NORDSTROM'S.

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Man: ALL RIGHT,
TESTING, TESTING, 1, 2.

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HEY.

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GOOD. YOU'RE ON TIME,
AS USUAL.

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THIS CHICK STOLE MY T-SHIRT --
MY FAVORITE T-SHIRT.

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THE "KEITH RICHARDS
FOR PRESIDENT" ONE.

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THE ONE I GOT YOU
AT THAT LITTLE BOUTIQUEY PLACE?

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I LOVE THAT.

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I KNOW.
I'M SAD ABOUT IT.

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WHY DID SHE STEAL
YOUR T-SHIRT?

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YOU REALLY
WANT TO KNOW?

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GOOD POINT.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
FROM VENICE, CALIFORNIA,

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PLEASE WELCOME KILL JILL!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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[ INTRO TO
"DON'T LET US GET SICK" PLAYS ]

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* DON'T LET US GET SICK

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* DON'T LET US GET OLD

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* DON'T LET US GET STUPID,
ALL RIGHT? *

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* JUST MAKE US BE BRAVE

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ARE YOU CRYING?

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SHUT UP.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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ALLERGIES.

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* ...TONIGHT

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* 1, 2, 3, 4!

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[ TEMPO QUICKENS ]

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* DON'T LET US GET SICK

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* DON'T LET US GET OLD

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* DON'T LET US GET STUPID,
ALL RIGHT? *

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* JUST MAKE US BE BRAVE

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* AND MAKE US PLAY NICE

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* AND LET US BE TOGETHER
TONIGHT *

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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WE SHOULD DO THIS
MORE OFTEN.

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I MEAN, I'M NOT DELUDED
OR ANYTHING.

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I KNOW YOU GUYS AREN'T
GONNA LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

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IT'S JUST NICE
TO BE TOGETHER SOMETIMES.

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AS LONG AS YOU GUYS
DON'T HATE EACH OTHER,

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I DON'T SEE
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

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OH, YOU KNOW, UM...
THIS COULD BE UNCLE CHARLIE.

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SO I'M --
I'M GONNA JUST...

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SURE.

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YES.

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YOU HAVE TO COME GET ME.

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NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.
I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW.

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ASSHOLE, YOU HAVE TO.
I'M IN TROUBLE.

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WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE?

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REMEMBER MY TEACHER?

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HE'S COKED
OUT OF HIS MIND,

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AND HE'S TRYING TO GET ME
INTO A THREESOME.

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JESUS. FUCK.

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I can't call Karen.

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00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,510
SHE'LL TELL MY DAD,
AND I'LL BE IN A WORLD OF SHIT.

247
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,313
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
WHO CAN COME GET YOU,

248
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,148
a friend with
a fucking learner's permit?

249
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,383
AREN'T YOU MY FRIEND,
HANK?

250
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,251
IN A WORD, NO.

251
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,321
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF.

252
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,391
Get the fuck off me,
you asshole!

253
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,427
HOLD ON, WHERE --
WHERE ARE YOU?

254
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,030
HEY.

255
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,765
HEY.

256
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,767
DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE MOVIES WITH US, DAD?

257
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:14,835
OH, WOULD THAT I COULD,

258
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,537
BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WAS
BALD OLD UNCLE CHARLIE.

259
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,807
AND HE'S GOING THROUGH
A ROUGH PATCH,

260
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,809
AND HE KIND OF NEEDS
A FRIENDLY EAR, SO...

261
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:25,078
UNCLE CHARLIE, HUH?
JUST AN EAR? NOTHING ELSE?

262
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,815
DO YOU THINK
I'D RATHER BE ANYWHERE ELSE?

263
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,219
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

264
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,466
[ LOUD UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

265
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,201
HEY.

266
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,937
[ SNORTING ]

267
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,071
[ SIGHS ]

268
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,340
MOODY! HANK FUCKING MOODY!
YOU CAME!

269
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,476
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP,
MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER?

270
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,145
WHERE IS SHE?

271
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,181
MIA? I DON'T KNOW.
SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA CALL YOU.

272
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,150
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT,
MOFRO.

273
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,451
YOU WERE EXPECTING ME?

274
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:08,021
YEAH, WE THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT WANT TO PARTAKE. LINE?

275
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,060
LET'S GO.

276
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,194
HEY,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, MAN?

277
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,930
I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT
WANT TO GET IN ON THIS ACTION.

278
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,331
GET IN ON WHAT ACTION?

279
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,201
YOU AND ME AND BETTY
AND VERONICA HERE MAKE THREE.

280
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,470
WELL, FOUR, ACTUALLY.
I'M SORRY.

281
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,974
MY BAD. I'M FUCKING
SNOW-BLIND RIGHT NOW.

282
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,976
YOU NEED TO
GET OUT OF THE WAY.

283
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,377
YOU'RE A ONE-ON-ONE
KIND OF GUY.

284
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,112
TAP THAT ASS, DUDE.
GO FOR IT.

285
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,982
HEY, YOU'VE GOT TO
DRINK THE NECTAR, RIGHT?

286
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,549
ONE MORE WORD...

287
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,088
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

288
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,957
...AND I WILL PUT YOU
THROUGH THAT FUCKING WALL.

289
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,959
OKAY.

290
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,361
WOULD YOU MIND READING
SOMETHING OF MINE SOMETIME?

291
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,097
THAT'S GOOD.

292
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,566
[ GASPS, CHUCKLES ]

293
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,142
[ ENGINE TURNS OFF ]

294
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:06,013
FINE. GIVE ME
THE SILENT TREATMENT.

295
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,547
SEE WHERE IT GETS YOU.

296
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,149
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

297
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,351
I WANTED OUT OF THERE.

298
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,419
YOU WEREN'T IN TROUBLE.

299
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,088
SURE I WAS. I WAS IN DANGER
OF BEING BORED TO DEATH.

300
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,356
YOU CRIED WOLF.

301
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,226
SO? MAYBE I JUST
WANTED TO SEE YOU.

302
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,627
DID YOU EVER THINK

303
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,630
THAT MAYBE
I DID NOT WANT TO SEE YOU.

304
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:27,067
NEVER ENTERED MY MIND.
YOU ENJOY THE BANTER TOO MUCH.

305
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,003
WHAT I WAS ENJOYING WAS
SPENDING TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER.

306
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,005
AND KAREN?

307
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,273
YES, AND KAREN.

308
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,008
DON'T ENJOY IT TOO MUCH,
PAL.

309
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,009
WHY NOT?

310
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,644
BECAUSE SHE'S MARRYING
MY FATHER.

311
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,980
YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THE GUY.
WHAT DO YOU CARE?

312
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,115
YEAH, MAYBE HE'S NOT MUCH
OF A PARENTAL FIGURE.

313
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,384
IT DOESN'T MEAN
I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM HAPPY.

314
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,519
AND SHE MAKES HIM HAPPY,
HANK.

315
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,522
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.

316
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,993
BUT THE QUESTION IS
DOES HE MAKE HER HAPPY?

317
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:53,826
I MEAN, RIGHT?

318
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,695
THAT'S WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW.

319
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,230
WHY CAN'T
YOU JUST ASK ME?

320
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,099
WHY DON'T
YOU JUST FUCK OFF?

321
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,301
COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

322
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,937
IN YOUR HEART OR HEARTS,
WHAT'S YOUR BEST GUESS?

323
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,574
I DON'T KNOW.

324
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,609
[ CHUCKLES ]

325
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,344
[ SIGHS ]

326
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,580
[ SMOOCHES ]

327
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,349
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

328
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,097
[ SIGHS ]

329
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,100
HOW'S UNCLE CHARLIE?

330
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,534
I JUST CAME BY
TO SAY GOODNIGHT

331
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,469
TO OUR LITTLE COURTNEY LOVE
IN TRAINING.

332
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,306
WELL, SHE WENT TO CELEBRATE
WITH HER BANDMATES.

333
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,307
WILL YOU PLEASE TELL HER

334
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,675
THAT I WILL CALL HER
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

335
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,044
YES, I WILL.

336
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,716
WHOA, SHE WAS A...

337
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,318
SHE WAS GOOD TONIGHT,
HUH?

338
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,486
I KNOW.
SHE WAS INCREDIBLE.

339
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,754
AND WE MADE THAT.

340
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,689
YOU MADE IT.

341
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,392
YOU HELPED,
LIKE, A TEENY BIT.

342
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,362
ALL RIGHT.

343
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:06,366
I APOLOGIZE.
GOOD NIGHT.

344
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,137
DO YOU WANT TO COME IN
FOR A DRINK?

345
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,141
UH...

346
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,408
[ CHUCKLES ]

347
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,448
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

348
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,018
SO, UH, DID DANI
SAY ANYTHING TO YOU

349
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,687
ABOUT OUR LITTLE
AFTERNOON SESSION?

350
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,022
[ SNIFFS ]

351
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:32,425
NO. NO.

352
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,426
NO?

353
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,228
WELL, I MEAN,
EVEN IF SHE HEARD,

354
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:38,765
IT'S NOT LIKE I TALK ABOUT
MY LOVE LIFE WITH MY ASSISTANT.

355
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,267
OKAY.

356
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,271
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

357
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,139
ALTHOUGH, I HAVE TO SAY,
YOU KNOW,

358
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,508
WHEN YOU SAID THAT THING
ABOUT HER BEING MY SLAVE,

359
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,278
IT -- IT DID GET ME
KIND OF THINKING.

360
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,280
THINKING ABOUT WHAT?

361
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,283
YOU KNOW, UM...
ROLE-PLAYING.

362
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,151
YOU KNOW,
MASTER/SLAVE,

363
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,421
DOMINANCE/SUBMISSION,
BONDAGE.

364
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,424
YOU KNOW, WE NEVER TRIED
ANY OF THAT STUFF.

365
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,692
I'M JUST TRYING TO,
YOU KNOW,

366
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,395
MIX THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT,
LIKE YOU DID TODAY.

367
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,531
OKAY.
OKAY, I HEAR YOU.

368
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:15,702
SO, UH, DO YOU WANT ME
TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU?

369
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:19,572
UH...IF YOU...

370
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,275
IF YOU WANT, I GUESS.

371
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,245
OR, YOU KNOW,
I COULD BEAT YOU UP,

372
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,846
WHICHEVER YOU PREFER.

373
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,481
OR NOBODY HAS TO
BEAT ANYBODY UP.

374
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,283
WE JUST -- THERE'S A MASTER
AND A SLAVE.

375
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:34,421
AND THE SLAVE DOES WHATEVER
THE MASTER TELLS HER TO.

376
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,591
"HER" BEING ME,
YOUR SLAVE.

377
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,495
IN THAT EXAMPLE, YEAH.

378
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,764
OKAY, SO...

379
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,166
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

380
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,135
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO?

381
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:53,340
UH, UM, YOU KNOW,
WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY, RIGHT?

382
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,607
MAYBE YOU WANT ME

383
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,610
TO MAKE YOU WEAR A BALL GAG
IN YOUR MOUTH.

384
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,712
OR MAYBE YOU WOULD WANT ME
TO DRIP HOT CANDLE WAX

385
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,381
ON YOUR NIPPLES.

386
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,516
OR MAYBE YOU LIKE
TO BE TEASED, RIGHT?

387
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,752
I COULD BRING YOU
TO THE BRINK OF ORGASM

388
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,754
WITHOUT EVER
LETTING YOU COME.

389
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,523
I FEEL LIKE
WE'VE DONE THAT.

390
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,659
[ SCOFFS ]

391
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:16,829
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE --
MAYBE YOU WANT ME TO PEE ON YOU.

392
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,665
WHY WOULD I WANT YOU
TO PEE ON ME?

393
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,899
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST --

394
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,634
I KNOW THERE'S PEOPLE
THAT DO THAT.

395
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,803
OKAY, THAT'S ALL.

396
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,405
LOOK, BABY, I'M IN.

397
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,541
JUST START DOING
SOME SHIT TO ME.

398
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,311
WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES,
OKAY?

399
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,216
YOU KNOW WHAT, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY HAVE A SAFE WORD,

400
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,485
RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
SO I KNOW WHAT YOUR LIMITS ARE.

401
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,888
HOW ABOUT,
"DON'T PEE ON ME"?

402
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:46,226
OKAY,
THAT SHOULD WORK.

403
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,429
OW! GOD DAMN IT!

404
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,697
SORRY. SORRY.

405
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,266
OKAY, OKAY,
LET ME RUB IT.

406
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,368
DON'T TOUCH IT!

407
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,136
OKAY.

408
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,209
* GOOD MORNING, DEAR

409
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,776
[ CHUCKLES ]

410
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:11,318
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF OUR LITTLE SPAWN

411
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,720
ACTUALLY BECAME,
LIKE, A ROCK STAR?

412
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,322
I WOULD BE REALLY PROUD
OF HER.

413
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,323
YOU WOULD?

414
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,190
AND I WOULD BE THERE

415
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,426
TO HELP PUMP HER STOMACH
WHEN SHE OD'd.

416
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,428
OH, GOD.

417
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,963
DO YOU THINK SHE'S EVER...

418
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,299
DO YOU THINK
SHE'S EVER SMOKED POT?

419
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,834
I MEAN,
LIKE, SUCCESSFULLY.

420
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,735
NO, NO, SHE TOLD ME

421
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,804
THAT SHE SAW YOU AND BILL
GET HIGH ONCE,

422
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,606
AND IT SO CREEPED HER OUT

423
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,875
THAT SHE SWORE TO ME
SHE WAS NEVER GONNA TRY IT.

424
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,345
SO,
WELL DONE WITH THAT.

425
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,479
BILL --

426
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,647
YEAH?

427
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,517
BILL SAW --
HE SAW A SPIDER.

428
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,253
A SPIDER?

429
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:50,457
THAT GUY, HE IS THE BIGGEST
FUCKING PANSY IN CAPTIVITY.

430
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,693
YOU HAPPY?

431
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,529
WHAT?

432
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,698
IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION.
ARE YOU HAPPY?

433
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,733
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS ANYMORE.

434
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,436
ALL RIGHT, I'LL --
I'LL MAKE IT SPECIFIC.

435
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,705
DOES BILL
MAKE YOU HAPPY?

436
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,407
YES.

437
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,677
BULLSHIT! NO!
NO, NO!

438
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,413
HE DOES.
HE MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

439
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,914
LIKE I MADE YOU HAPPY?

440
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,416
YOU MADE ME
FUCKING INSANE.

441
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,917
SERIOUSLY,
I NEVER MADE YOU HAPPY?

442
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:18,918
I MADE YOU INSANE?

443
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,422
I MEAN, ONCE UPON A TIME,
YOU MADE ME HAPPY.

444
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,491
BUT THEN YOU MADE ME CRAZY,

445
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,460
AND THAT WAS OKAY, TOO,
FOR A WHILE.

446
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,296
BUT THEN I --
I EVOLVED.

447
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,464
YOU OUTGREW ME.
I UNDERSTAND.

448
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,332
AND I DIDN'T?

449
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,834
NO, YOU STAYED RIGHT
IN THE CRAZY ZONE.

450
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,304
WELL,
THAT IS A HELL OF A WAY

451
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,906
TO SUM UP A DECADE-LONG
LOVE AFFAIR.

452
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:44,577
WELL, MR. MOODY...
HOW WOULD YOU SUM IT UP?

453
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,979
I WOULD SAY
WE LOVED EACH OTHER TOO MUCH.

454
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,681
TOO MUCH.

455
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,350
AND I THINK
WE MADE THE MISTAKE

456
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,951
OF GETTING IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME,

457
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,421
AND THAT PUT AN INSANE AMOUNT
OF PRESSURE ON US

458
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,688
TO KEEP IT GOING.

459
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,925
AND...WE BUCKLED.

460
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,429
YOU KNOW
WHAT I MISS MOST ABOUT --

461
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:06,433
WELL, ASIDE FROM BECCA,
OF COURSE.

462
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,570
I MISS YOUR SMELL.

463
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,572
THAT'S IT?

464
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,474
WHEN YOU LEFT,
I COULDN'T WASH THE SHEETS

465
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,709
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO
LOSE THAT COMPLETELY -- YOU.

466
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:20,380
AND IT FUCKED ME UP
FOR A LONG TIME

467
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,849
BECAUSE I WOULD WAKE UP
AND I'D SMELL YOU

468
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,851
AND I'D THINK
YOU WERE THERE.

469
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,920
AND THAT WOULD -- MY HEART
WOULD BREAK ALL OVER AGAIN.

470
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:32,058
I THINK THAT'S WHY I GO IN
FOR THE KISS ALL THE TIME.

471
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,660
I KNOW, YEAH.

472
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:37,397
I THINK I'M GOING FOR...
ANOTHER HIT.

473
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,333
HAVE YOU WASHED
THOSE SHEETS YET?

474
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:43,336
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I HAD TO THROW THEM AWAY.

475
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,471
OH, GOOD.

476
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,339
YEAH, THIS HOT
LITTLE STARBUCKS BARISTA

477
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,341
GOT HER PERIOD
ALL OVER THEM.

478
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,611
[ Laughing ]
YOU'RE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING.

479
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,580
YOU SEE?
LOOK AT THAT. YOU SEE?

480
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,782
WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO SAY SHIT LIKE THAT?

481
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,484
IF I CAN MAKE YOU
LAUGH LIKE THAT,

482
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,685
WHY CAN'T WE BE TOGETHER?

483
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,420
THAT'S WHAT
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

484
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,789
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ME.

485
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,891
YOU THINK --
I KNOW YOU THINK YOU DO.

486
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,493
OH.

487
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,661
BUT IF I WERE TO
GIVE MYSELF TO YOU,

488
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,530
YOU WOULD
RUN FOR THE HILLS,

489
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,365
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT
IN LOVE WITH ME, HANK.

490
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:17,637
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA --
THE IDEA OF LOVE.

491
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,039
NOW, ON THAT BRAVE,
PROFOUND NOTE,

492
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,909
I'M GONNA GO
AND GET SOME COFFEE.

493
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,644
HOW YOU CAN BE
SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

494
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,978
AND SO FUCKING WRONG?

495
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,581
* ...CHANGED

496
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:36,723
* BUT THE GARDEN
THAT YOU PLANTED REMAINS *

497
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,694
WHAT?

498
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,630
YOU'RE RUNNING
FOR THE HILLS.

499
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:46,399
UNH-UNH.
YES, YOU ARE.

500
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,567
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

501
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,768
WHOA, WHOA, HEY!

502
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,573
OH, MY GOD!

503
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:54,707
I'M SORRY.

504
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,197
[ GASPS ]

505
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,832
CALM DOWN, GIRLY MAN.

506
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,034
IT'S NOT LIKE I BLEW YOU
OR ANYTHING.

507
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,169
GET OFF OF ME.

508
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,037
HEY, I'M TAKING YOU UP
ON YOUR OFFER.

509
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,773
READ THIS
AND GIVE ME NOTES.

510
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:27,907
NOW?!

511
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,976
YEAH.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING?

512
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,844
WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT?

513
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,447
TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE?
TOO LIMP TO FUCK?

514
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,516
DOES MY FATHER HAVE ANYTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT?

515
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,184
Karen: HEY, MIA?

516
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,453
MIA?

517
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,121
OH!

518
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,856
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

519
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,659
HEY. YOU'RE UP.

520
00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:47,894
GOOD MORNING...
TO YOU.

521
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,462
HAVE YOU SEEN MIA
ANYWHERE?

522
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,464
NO, WHO? MIA, NO.

523
00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,600
NO.

524
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,768
UH, OKAY.

525
00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:57,804
ABOUT LAST NIGHT...

526
00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,239
LET'S -- LET'S --
LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID.

527
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,742
REALLY? YOU DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT?

528
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,044
NOT SO MUCH...NOW.

529
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,045
THAT'S FINE.

530
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,780
I'M JUST A LITTLE RAW.

531
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,750
IT'S TOO SOON FOR ME.

532
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,620
ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU'RE BEING KIND OF WEIRD.

533
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:14,721
DO YOU FEEL --

534
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,856
NO, NO, I'M GOOD.
I'M GOOD.

535
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,991
DO YOU WANT ME
TO GET YOU SOME ADVIL?

536
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,528
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO. NO, I'M GOOD.

537
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,095
I'LL PUT SOME COFFEE ON.

538
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,766
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME.

539
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,035
OOH.
WHAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT?

540
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:32,071
DOES MY FATHER
HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT?

541
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,540
NO MORE THAN USUAL.

542
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,575
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

543
00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:40,780
OH, MY GOD!

544
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,515
YOU LOOK SO LAME.

545
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,283
WELL, GOOD,
BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY THE LOOK

546
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,618
THAT I'M GOING FOR.

547
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:46,886
HAVE A SEAT.

548
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,287
DON'T MIND IF I DO.

549
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,288
COFFEE?

550
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,758
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
YES.

551
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,292
TIMES?

552
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,027
BOO-YA.

553
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:57,029
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

554
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,040
[ CHUCKLES ]

555
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,275
WHAT?

556
00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:10,610
HMM.

557
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:14,146
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

558
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,882
YOU EAT POP-TARTS?

559
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:17,183
HELLO?

560
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,217
POP-TARTS?

561
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,254
UH-HUH. I KNOW.

562
00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:23,856
[ MUMBLING ]

563
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,592
YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.

564
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,127
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

565
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,963
I KNOW.
YEAH, WE MISS YOU, TOO.

566
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,866
SO MUCH.

567
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,869
WHEN ARE
YOU COMING BACK?

568
00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:39,706
OKAY, UH-HUH. YEAH.

569
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,742
I've got to go.

570
00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:44,276
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

571
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,277
BYE.

572
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,279
BYE-BYE, MIA.

573
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:51,117
YES, SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

574
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:52,251
[ SNIFFS ]

575
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:53,252
MMM.

576
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:55,154
WHAT?

577
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:58,658
[ INTRO TO
"DON'T LET US GET SICK" PLAYS ]

578
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:05,998
* DON'T LET US GET SICK

579
00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,736
* DON'T LET US GET OLD

580
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:13,139
* DON'T LET US GET STUPID,
ALL RIGHT? *

581
00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,274
Mia:
"ROME IS BURNING," HE SAID,

582
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,744
AS HE POURED HIMSELF
ANOTHER DRINK.

583
00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:20,747
"YET HERE I AM,
KNEE-DEEP IN A RIVER OF PUSSY."

584
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:21,948
"HERE IT COMES," SHE THOUGHT,

585
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,751
"ANOTHER SELF-INDULGENT,
WHISKEY-SOAKED DIATRIBE

586
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,153
ABOUT HOW FUCKING GREAT
EVERYTHING WAS IN THE PAST..."

587
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,354
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

588
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:31,624
"...AND HOW ALL US POOR SOULS
BORN TOO LATE

589
00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,159
"TO SEE THE STONES AT WHEREVER

590
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:36,629
"OR SNORT THE GOOD COKE
LIKE THEY HAD AT STUDIO 54,

591
00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,164
"WELL,
WE HAD ALL JUST MISSED OUT

592
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:40,900
ON PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING
WORTH LIVING FOR."

593
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:44,170
AND THE WORST PART WAS,
SHE AGREED WITH HIM.

594
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:46,405
I FELT BAD.

595
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:51,377
YOU WERE SO NICE TO ME,
AND I TOTALLY TOOK ADVANTAGE.

596
00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:55,347
SO...

597
00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:58,818
DO YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
AND LISTEN TO SOME RECORDS?

598
00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:02,021
* DON'T LET US GET SICK

599
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,423
* DON'T LET US GET OLD

600
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:08,761
BY THE WAY,
MY NAME IS --

601
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:12,765
"HERE WE ARE," SHE THOUGHT,
"AT THE EDGE OF THE WORLD,

602
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,768
"THE VERY EDGE
OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION,

603
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:19,438
"AND ALL OF US ARE SO DESPERATE
TO FEEL SOMETHING,

604
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:22,174
"ANYTHING, THAT WE KEEP
FALLING INTO EACH OTHER

605
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,443
AND FUCKING OUR WAY
TOWARDS THE END OF DAYS."

606
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:29,816
* AND LET US BE TOGETHER
TONIGHT *

607
00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:36,122
* AND LET US BE TOGETHER
TONIGHT *

608
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:49,235
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609
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:52,872
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