1 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:17,385 * I SAW HER TODAY AT THE RECEPTION * 2 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:22,656 * A GLASS OF WINE IN HER HAND 3 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:28,262 * I KNEW SHE WOULD MEET HER CONNECTION * 4 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:34,102 * AT HER FEET WAS HER FOOTLOOSE MAN * 5 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:40,108 * NO, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 6 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:45,779 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 7 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:51,719 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 8 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:55,189 * BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIME 9 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,525 * YOU'LL FIND 10 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:02,596 [ BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE ] 11 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,571 OKAY, BIG GUY -- YOU AND ME. 12 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,673 WE'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, 13 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:17,145 BUT, UH...DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES. 14 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:18,412 MY NAME IS HANK. 15 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:21,182 HELLO, HANK. 16 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:22,450 OH, I'M SORRY, SISTER. 17 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,852 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT 18 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,787 WITH YOUR HUSBAND UP THERE. 19 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,322 IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH? 20 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:29,157 NO, I WOULDN'T WANT TO 21 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,858 BOTHER A REAL, LIVE PERSON ABOUT IT. 22 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,660 IT WOULDN'T BE A BOTHER, HANK. 23 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,395 IN FACT, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 24 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:38,666 WELL... HERE'S THE THING. 25 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,735 I'M HAVING WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A CRISIS OF FAITH. 26 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:45,473 PUT IT SIMPLY, I CAN'T WRITE, WHICH REALLY KIND OF SUCKS 27 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,208 BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A WRITER, 28 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,842 AND A PROFESSIONAL ONE AT THAT, 29 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,179 AND I CAN'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO PRODUCE 30 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:53,681 SO MUCH AS A GODDAMN PREDICATE. 31 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,784 SORRY. YOU KNOW, MY APOLOGIES. 32 00:01:56,817 --> 00:02:00,854 I FUCKED UP -- AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE. 33 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:04,458 WELL, NORMALLY I WOULD SUGGEST A BUNCH OF "OUR FATHER"s 34 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,194 OR A COUPLE "HAIL MARY"s, 35 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,862 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA GET IT DONE. 36 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,664 [ SIGHS ] 37 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,566 WHAT ABOUT A BLOWJOB? 38 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:15,803 HMM? 39 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,406 A BLOWJOB. WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER? 40 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,408 A BLOWJOB FROM YOU? 41 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:21,709 WELL, SOMETHING TELLS ME 42 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,677 IT'S NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF, HANK. 43 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:27,515 NO, BUT -- BUT YOU'RE A NUN. 44 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:31,419 A TOTALLY FUCKING HOT NUN. 45 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,524 [ ZIPPER UNZIPS ] 46 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,798 SWEET BABY JESUS... 47 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,668 HANK IS GOING TO HELL. 48 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,637 [ GASPING ] 49 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:54,275 BAD DREAM? 50 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,810 UH...YEAH. 51 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,679 NO -- I MEAN... 52 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,548 IT'S HARD TO SAY, REALLY. 53 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:03,684 WELL, YOU DRIFTED OFF, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 54 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,486 "SELF, WHAT'S THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY 55 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,887 I CAN WAKE UP MR. HANK HERE?" 56 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,656 KUDOS TO YOU, BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY 57 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,891 STUMBLED UPON ONE OF THE NICER WAYS. 58 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,960 WELL, YOU'RE NICE TO ME, I'M NICE TO YOU. 59 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,829 YES, IT'S VERY QUID PRO QUO. 60 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,265 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 61 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,866 NEVER MIND. 62 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:22,002 MY HUSBAND, UM, NEVER, NEVER GAVE ME AN ORGASM. 63 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,638 NEVER? EVER. 64 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:25,906 DOES HE, UH, YOU KNOW, 65 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,975 GO DOWNTOWN, TOUR THE SOUTHLAND? 66 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:29,843 NEVER. GO UNDER THE HOOD? 67 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,845 WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. YES, HE HAS. 68 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,914 BUT HE MADE ME TAKE A SHOWER FIRST. 69 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:34,982 OH. 70 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:38,452 AND THEN HE SPENT 45 MINUTES TRYING TO FIND MY CLIT. 71 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:39,853 HOW DID HE DO? 72 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,523 I'M PRETTY SURE HE THINKS IT'S ON THE BOTTOM. 73 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,658 NEAR THE VAGANUS? 74 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,294 [ CHUCKLES ] 75 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,296 THAT'S WEIRD. 76 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:51,865 WELL... I CAN TAKE A HINT. 77 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,934 I JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE MY GPS WITH ME. 78 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,304 I'VE STORED IT UP MY ASS. 79 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,671 [ LAUGHS ] 80 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,507 HELLO. 81 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:00,741 WOW, YOURS IS ON THE BOTTOM. 82 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,010 I SEEM TO HAVE FOUND SOMETHING. 83 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,011 [ LAUGHS ] 84 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,613 [ LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ] 85 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,014 HEY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 86 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,882 THAT WOULD BE MY HUSBAND. 87 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,352 OH, OKAY. WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD HIDE UNDER YOUR CLIT. 88 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:12,620 HE'LL NEVER FIND ME THERE. 89 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:13,621 Man: HEATHER! 90 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,623 I, UH -- I THINK I SHOULD GO. 91 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:18,025 ALL I NEED TO DO IS, UH, FIND MY PANTS. 92 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,560 THERE'S NO PANTS ANYWHERE? 93 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,398 Man: WHAT THE FUCK?! 94 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,367 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 95 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,836 WHERE IS HE?! 96 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,509 MOTHERFUCKER! 97 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,911 YEAH, YOU! 98 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,781 OH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 99 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,617 WHAT, ARE YOU, LIKE, 60 OR SOMETHING, BRO?! 100 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:46,854 K-FED, THE LITTLE MAN IN THE BOAT -- HE'S UP HERE. 101 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,357 THAT'S WHERE HE IS -- RIGHT HERE. 102 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,891 JUST LET HIM GO. 103 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,860 YOU GUYS WORK IT OUT. 104 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,662 Man: YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD, MAN! 105 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,798 WHAT THE FUCK?! 106 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,367 SON OF A BITCH! 107 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,934 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 108 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,803 * ...WHAT YOU WANT 109 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,071 * I'M TELLING YOU 110 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:07,941 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 111 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,543 * NO 112 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:13,547 * BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIME, YOU JUST MIGHT FIND * 113 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,548 * UNH 114 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,684 * YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED 115 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,420 * OH, YES 116 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:20,554 * WHOO 117 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:22,590 [ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ] 118 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,430 [ HORNS HONKING ] 119 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,802 [ ENGINE TURNS OFF ] 120 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,906 LADIES, DADDY'S TRYING OUT A NEW LOOK. 121 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,007 [ GROWLS ] 122 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,475 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 123 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:42,476 DAD? 124 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,477 YES? 125 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:45,078 ARE YOU MENTALLY INSANE? 126 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,781 YES. BUT I'M EXTREMELY HIGH-FUNCTIONING. 127 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,784 HE'S MUCH LIKE A SPECIAL-NEEDS PERSON 128 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,886 THAT WORKS AT McDONALD'S. 129 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,857 I'M LATE, AND I'M SORRY, AND I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS, 130 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,460 BUT I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TWO LADIES TO JOIN ME. 131 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,994 TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF 132 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,797 AND COME WITH ME TO THE PANTS-OFF RESTAURANT. 133 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,566 SOUNDS TEMPTING. 134 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,569 BUT I'VE GOT PLANS, OKAY? 135 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:09,770 OH, MUST BE DATE NIGHT. 136 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:10,771 YEAH. 137 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,039 COME ON, MOM. 138 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,507 PEANUT, I CAN'T. 139 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:18,045 BUT, YOU KNOW... ENJOY YOUR DADDY TIME. 140 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,647 WHERE'S MY KISS? 141 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,649 YOU'RE A REALLY CLASSY GUY, HANK. 142 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:25,519 OH, THAT'S FUNNY, COMING FROM YOU AND ALL. 143 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,988 SO... WHO WON THAT ROUND? 144 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:30,458 OH, IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE. 145 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,125 IT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME. 146 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,462 LOOKS LIKE A FUN GAME. 147 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,464 DO YOU THINK I MADE HER LAUGH? 148 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,598 SURE. 149 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,667 A LITTLE. 150 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,570 ON THE INSIDE. 151 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,104 "YELLOW SUBMARINE"? 152 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,473 "PIRATES." 153 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,207 AGAIN? 154 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,942 JOHNNY DEPP IS HOT. 155 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,878 I CONCUR, BUT WOULDN'T YOU RATHER 156 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:54,615 EXPAND YOUR CINEMATIC HORIZONS AND PICK A FILM 157 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,149 THAT'S BASED ON A PIECE OF LITERATURE 158 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,851 AND NOT A THEME-PARK RIDE? 159 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:00,654 "PIRATES" IT IS. WHY DON'T YOU TRY MY ROOM? 160 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,690 YEAH. 161 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,164 HEY, HONEY, I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANY SUSHI TAKEOUT. 162 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,634 I'VE GOT THE HOUSE OF CHOW, WHICH IS CHINESE. 163 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:14,768 FATHER? 164 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,203 DAUGHTER? 165 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,538 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 166 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:18,506 ANYTHING, MY LOVE. 167 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,741 WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY IN YOUR BEDROOM? 168 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,550 YOU WAIT... RIGHT THERE, OKAY? 169 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,218 THERE'S NO HAIR ON HER VAGINA. 170 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,587 DO YOU THINK SHE'S OKAY? 171 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:38,125 I'LL CHECK. 172 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,962 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 173 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,565 OH, HI. I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU. 174 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,766 YOU SURPRISED MY DAUGHTER. 175 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,734 I'M SO SORRY. 176 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:49,637 I MEAN, REALLY, I SHOULD HAVE CALLED, BUT... 177 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,038 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SORRY. 178 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,906 REALLY? 179 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,543 YES, MAYBE WE SHOULD THINK 180 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,578 ABOUT COOLING THINGS OFF A LITTLE BIT. 181 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,979 EXCUSE ME? 182 00:07:59,012 --> 00:07:59,980 OR NOT. 183 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,949 EITHER WAY. I'M EASY. 184 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,084 GOD, YOU ARE AMAZING, HANK. 185 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,687 YOU SPENT ALL THIS TIME SWEET-TALKING ME INTO THE SACK, 186 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,957 BUT, HEY, NOW THAT YOU'VE EXACTED YOUR REVENGE, 187 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,191 YOU'RE DONE WITH ME, RIGHT? 188 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,059 REVENGE? 189 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,061 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, REVENGE? 190 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,930 PLEASE DO NOT MAKE IT LIKE IT WASN'T THE LEAST BIT SATISFYING 191 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:19,299 TO FUCK THE WIFE OF THE MAN WHO TURNED 192 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,603 YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE BOOK INTO A BIG, SHITTY MOVIE. 193 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,204 WELL, NOW THAT YOU PUT IT THAT WAY... 194 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,073 WHAT OTHER WAY IS THERE TO PUT IT, HANK? 195 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,743 NOW THAT YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO PUT IT. 196 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:33,013 SHUT UP. GOD, JUST SHUT UP. 197 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,014 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 198 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,315 BY THE WAY... 199 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,050 THE TRUTH IS... 200 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:41,321 THE MOVIE IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE BOOK. 201 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,957 OKAY, SO, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A CADAVEROUS LAY, 202 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,126 YOU ALSO HAVE SHITTY TASTE IN MOVIES. 203 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,329 OH, HI. 204 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,166 THANK YOU. 205 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,935 Becca: CHEERS. 206 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:58,772 SO... IS THIS THE NEW GIRLFRIEND? 207 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,810 Man: ...ALONG THE ISRAELI-SYRIAN BORDER. 208 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,211 INITIAL REPORTS CLAIM 209 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,213 ISRAELI JET FIGHTERS BOMBED A GUERILLA BASE, 210 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:10,117 KILLING AT LEAST 49 SOLDIERS AND 13 CIVILIANS. 211 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,622 HEY. 212 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,626 A 49-YEAR-OLD UNIDENTIFIED... 213 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,762 I WISH WE COULD TAKE HIM WITH US. 214 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:22,830 YEAH. 215 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:26,033 WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER, HONEY, OKAY? 216 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,300 DON'T YELL AT HIM. 217 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,637 I'M NOT GONNA YELL AT HIM. 218 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,971 MUCH. 219 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:34,274 ...ANY INFORMATION THAT WOULD HELP THE INVESTIGATION. 220 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,308 HANK. 221 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:38,311 WHAT? 222 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,313 OH, I KNOW THAT LOOK. 223 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:44,317 THAT'S THE LOOK THAT SHRIVELS ME TESTES. 224 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,888 12-YEAR-OLD FINDS NAKED SLUT IN DAD'S BEDROOM. 225 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,657 ARE YOU STILL FEELING CUTE? 226 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,758 [ GROANS ] 227 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,693 OH, SHE MENTIONED THAT, HUH? 228 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,061 YES, SHE MENTIONED THAT. 229 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,830 SO...WHAT? YOU'RE JEALOUS? 230 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:57,731 WHAT? 231 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,067 YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT I DON'T TAKE AWAY 232 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,702 THE LITTLE CUSTODY YOU DO HAVE. 233 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,303 YOU KNOW, BILL TRIED TO CONVINCE -- 234 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,640 YOU'RE GETTING LEGAL ADVICE FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND, BILL, NOW? 235 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:07,775 THAT'S SWEET. 236 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,977 DON'T START, OKAY? 237 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,645 YOU STARTED WHEN YOU CHEATED ON ME. 238 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,380 I DID NOT CHEAT ON YOU. 239 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,348 IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS FUCKING SOMEONE 240 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:18,018 WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE NOT CHEATING? 241 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,788 OH, THE ONE IN WHICH YOU WERE NEVER ACTUALLY MARRIED. 242 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,023 THAT IS A BULLSHIT TECHNICALITY. 243 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,159 YOU NEVER ASKED. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY. 244 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,761 THAT'S WHAT I DUG ABOUT YOU. 245 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,229 IMAGINE MY FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT 246 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,699 WHEN YOU TURN OUT TO BE THE BIGGEST CLICHé OF ALL, 247 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,101 SITTING THERE, GOOGLING YOURSELF? 248 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,036 I GOOGLED MYSELF, 249 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,338 BUT I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU -- NEVER. 250 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,808 CHEATING ISN'T JUST ABOUT FUCKING SOMEONE, HANK. 251 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,176 I GOT A DICTIONARY IN THERE THAT WILL DIFFER WITH YOU. 252 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,045 BILL AND I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH EACH OTHER 253 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,047 UNTIL WE WERE DEAD AND BURIED. 254 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,717 OKAY, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME THROW UP NOW? 255 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,251 YOU'RE OUT THERE STICKING YOUR DICK 256 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:54,121 IN ANYTHING THAT MOVES, TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME, 257 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,123 WHICH IS FINE. 258 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,359 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST THING IS? 259 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,729 YOU'RE NOT WRITING. 260 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,231 YOU HAVE THIS GIFT. YOU HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE TALENT. 261 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,734 AND YOU'RE JUST FLUSHING IT DOWN THE TOILET. 262 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,235 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 263 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,038 NO MAYBES. 264 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,305 YOU ARE RIGHT. 265 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,843 I'M -- I'M FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW, AND I -- 266 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,377 I NEED HELP. 267 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,846 [ SIGHS ] 268 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:19,847 I DO. 269 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,848 I NEED YOU, BABY. 270 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:21,849 NO, NO, NO. 271 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,251 HANK, HANK, I'M GETTING MARRIED. 272 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,120 WHAT? 273 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,056 HE ASKED, AND I SAID YES. 274 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,124 WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 275 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,325 BECAUSE I LOVE HIM. 276 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,961 NO, YOU DON'T. YES, I DO. 277 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,262 YOU DO NOT. YES, I DO. 278 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,429 YOU DON'T. 279 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,165 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 280 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,767 'CAUSE HE'S A FUCKING DIAL TONE. 281 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,501 HE'S EVERYTHING YOU SAID YOU NEVER WANTED. 282 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,771 I'M SURE HE MEANS WELL AND EVERYTHING. 283 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,973 I MAY BE FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW, BUT I CAN SEE IT. 284 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,841 HE'S NOT THE GUY FOR YOU. I CAN SEE THAT. 285 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:48,976 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 286 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,477 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU. 287 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,947 NOW, DON'T I GET SOME SAY IN THIS? 288 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,983 NO. 289 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,418 ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE I SHOULD, MAYBE. 290 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,153 OH. 291 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,022 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 292 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,991 HEY. 293 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:07,260 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN, HUH? 294 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,261 YEAH. 295 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,930 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WELL... 296 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,366 BEST OF LUCK IN ALL YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS. 297 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,467 OH, THANK YOU. 298 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,069 YEAH. 299 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,270 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 300 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:20,007 PLEASE DON'T USE THE WORD "VAGINA" AROUND ME EVER AGAIN. 301 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,509 AND DON'T FORGET TO LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU'RE REGISTERED. 302 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,477 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. 303 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,079 AND DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU 304 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,849 ON YOUR SOON-TO-BE-HUGE ASS ON THE WAY OUT. 305 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,407 Woman: JUST SHUT UP AND KISS ME. 306 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,376 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 307 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,248 MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT TOMORROW. 308 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,482 TALK TO ME. 309 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:06,219 HEY, BABY, WHAT'S UP? 310 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,487 NO, I'M AT THE MOVIES. 311 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,857 HEY, COME ON, BUDDY, GIVE ME A BREAK. 312 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,860 I SWEAR I CALLED THE HOUSE. I TALKED TO YOUR MOTHER. 313 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:13,961 WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? 314 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,362 WHAT'S UP, BABY GIRL? 315 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,966 THE ASSHOLE YOU'RE CALLING IS GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 316 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,869 YES, SWEETHEART, SOMETIME AFTER THE MOVIE, ALL RIGHT? 317 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,270 [ SMOOCHES ] GIVE ME THE PHONE. 318 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,973 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T TOUCH THE PHONE, OKAY? 319 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,274 STUPID GUY. 320 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,542 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 321 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:33,346 DON'T DO IT. 322 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,184 BABY, I'M SORRY, BUT SOME STUPID GUY -- 323 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,986 HE TAKES THE PHONE FROM ME. 324 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,154 HE FREAKS OUT LIKE HE'S MEL GIBSON OR SOMETHING. 325 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,890 FORGET ABOUT IT, BABY. FORGET IT. 326 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,893 I DON'T CARE IF I'M AT THE MOVIE THEATER -- 327 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,260 FUCK, MAN! 328 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,196 COME ON, TAKE IT. 329 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,900 [ LAUGHTER ] 330 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,335 NEXT TIME, PUT IT ON VIBRATE, HOMEY. 331 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,569 Man: GET HIM! 332 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,440 FUCKING TURN IT OFF! 333 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:04,177 GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD MISS A FUCKING CALL. 334 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,213 DICK. 335 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,915 [ GROANS ] 336 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,017 FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! 337 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,618 [ GRUNTING ] 338 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,921 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 339 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,297 [ CHUCKLES ] 340 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,567 HMM. 341 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,973 [ LAUGHS ] 342 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,413 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 343 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,514 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 344 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,984 YOU WERE JUST, LIKE, CALLING ME OVER. 345 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,019 NO, I WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY AMBIVALENT. 346 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,053 OH. 347 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,290 LISTEN, YOU BETTER GET UP BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND 348 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,026 WILL BE BACK ANY SECOND. 349 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,428 YOU'RE WEIRD, KID. 350 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,263 I AM. I'M ALSO JUST KIDDING. 351 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,265 HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE. 352 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,700 WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO NOW? 353 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,169 FINE. YOUR LOSS. 354 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,737 WHY WOULD I WANT TO GET TO KNOW A GUY 355 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,306 WHO'S SO IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF 356 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,542 THAT HE HANGS OUT IN BOOKSTORES READING HIS OWN WORK? 357 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,277 IF YOU'RE UNDER THE IMPRESSION 358 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,713 THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH MYSELF, THEN IT'S POSSIBLE 359 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:50,017 THAT YOU ARE HIGHER THAN ME RIGHT NOW. 360 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,319 OH, IS SOMEONE BATTLING SOME LOW SELF-ESTEEM? 361 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,154 OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 362 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,456 HMM. POOR BABY. 363 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,294 HANK. MY NAME IS HANK. 364 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,363 I KNOW. 365 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,032 MIA. 366 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,566 NICE TO MEET YOU, MIA. 367 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,335 LIKEWISE. 368 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,370 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? UM... 369 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,571 SURE. 370 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:17,177 DID YOU... SEE THAT MOVIE? 371 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,445 MM-HMM, YEAH. 372 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,313 AND WHAT DID YOU THINK? 373 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,314 HONESTLY? 374 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,217 YES, BRUTAL TRUTH. 375 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,186 IT REALLY SUCKED. 376 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,089 THE DIRECTOR RUINED IT, AND HE SHOULD BE SHOT. 377 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,424 OH, I TOOK CARE OF HIM ALREADY. 378 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:36,296 SO, YOU'RE, LIKE, THIS, UH, FAMOUS WRITER, HUH? 379 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,566 HARDLY. MORE LIKE A ONE-HIT WONDER. 380 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:43,570 WELL, NOW I'M DEFINITELY, FOR SURE, 381 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:47,674 ABSOLUTELY... NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU. 382 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,581 ARE YOU GONNA COME? 383 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,785 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 384 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,558 [ MOANING ] 385 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:14,101 OHH! 386 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,202 [ SIGHS ] 387 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,669 WHOOPSY. 388 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,213 [ LAUGHING ] 389 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,352 I'M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT BECCA IS A DELIGHTFUL STUDENT -- 390 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,422 SMART, INQUISITIVE, FULL OF LIFE. 391 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,589 I SENSE A BIG, HAIRY "BUT" 392 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,558 LURKING SOMEWHERE AROUND THE CORNER. 393 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,693 THIS IS MY LIFE. CAN YOU TAKE THOSE OFF? 394 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,829 NO, IT'S OKAY. HE'S RIGHT. 395 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,698 BUT I'M SLIGHTLY WORRIED ABOUT HER EMERGING SEXUALITY. 396 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,301 OH, THANK GOD. 397 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,337 SHE'S A LESBIAN. THANK GOD. 398 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,472 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 399 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,374 I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE, BY AND LARGE, 400 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,842 THAT MEN ARE ASSHOLES. 401 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,612 I, FOR ONE, AM HAPPY THAT SHE PREFERS THE FAIRER SEX. 402 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,314 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE THE PROUD PARENTS 403 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,315 OF A LESBIAN DAUGHTER. 404 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,484 UP HIGH. CELEBRATE. COME ON. 405 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,585 DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING. 406 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,854 WHAT? YOU'RE ASHAMED OF OUR GAY DAUGHTER? 407 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,157 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 408 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,593 OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND HERE, FOLKS. 409 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,762 BECCA IS NOT A LESBIAN. 410 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,730 SHE'S NOT? NO, BASED ON WHAT I'VE SEEN, NO. 411 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,468 THEN WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING HER SEXUALITY? 412 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,903 BECAUSE IT SEEMS SHE VERY RECENTLY DISCOVERED 413 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,338 THE ATTENTION OF BOYS. 414 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:28,208 WELL, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 415 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,776 SHE TAKES AFTER HER MOTHER. 416 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,878 The makeup and the slutty clothes. 417 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:35,348 I CAUGHT HER MAKING OUT WITH THIS BOY LAST WEEK, AND HE -- 418 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,716 HE WAS WHAT? 419 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,418 FEELING HER UP. 420 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,887 SHE'S 12 YEARS OLD. THERE'S NOTHING THERE TO FEEL. 421 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,755 YOU KNOW, I DON'T SEE WHY WE SHOULD PUT 422 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,324 SUCH A NEGATIVE SPIN ON THIS. 423 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,359 I MEAN, SHE'S GROWING UP. IT'S ONLY NATURAL. 424 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,394 I'LL TALK TO HER. 425 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,296 NO, NO, NO. NO.WILL TALK TO HER. 426 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,298 NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOSE YOUR SHIT. 427 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,733 YOU'LL TALK TO HER, SHE'LL WIND UP PREGNANT, 428 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,603 AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AND FUCKING DANDY. 429 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,806 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 430 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,742 I ONLY BRING IT UP BECAUSE WHEN I TOLD HER 431 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,545 IT WAS INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR, SHE SAID, 432 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,315 "HOW ELSE DO YOU GET BOYS TO LIKE YOU?" 433 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,690 SO... 434 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:21,428 I... HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU! 435 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,431 FORGIVE ME. I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE IN A WHILE. 436 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,433 DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. 437 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,834 I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE SAID THAT 438 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,303 BEFORE ALL THE BLOOD STARTED RUSHING TO MY COCK. 439 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,372 LOVELY. THANK YOU FOR THAT IMAGE. 440 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,674 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH HelL.A. MAGAZINE? 441 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,575 HELL, NO. 442 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,711 THEY WOULD LIKE YOU TO BLOG FOR THEM. 443 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,413 FUCK ME. IT MUST BE MY TRICK EAR. 444 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,848 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "BLOG." 445 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,984 THE GOOD PEOPLE AT HelL.A. ARE VERY INTERESTED 446 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,920 IN YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BATTLE BETWEEN THE SEXES 447 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,922 IN THIS ADOPTED CITY OF YOURS. 448 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,691 DO YOU HAVE A GUN? 449 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:57,364 WELL, YOU KNOW, I DID HAVE A VERY HOT DREAM 450 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,665 ABOUT A NUN THE OTHER NIGHT. 451 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,766 GAVE ME A BLOWJOB. 452 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,768 THERE YOU GO -- A NUN AND A BLOWJOB. 453 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,636 THIS IS EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT. 454 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:04,571 YOU THINK? 455 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,873 DOESN'T TAKE FREUD TO FIGURE IT OUT, BUT... 456 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,342 HANK, HANK, HANK, HAVE WE ESTABLISHED 457 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,010 THAT YOU HAVE A CERTAIN PREDILECTION 458 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,745 FOR THE COMPANY OF UNAVAILABLE WOMEN? 459 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,681 NO, WE HAVEN'T ESTABLISHED THAT. 460 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,682 I'VE ESTABLISHED IT. 461 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,850 AND WHAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE MANIFESTATION 462 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,452 OF SUCH A FETISH, HMM? 463 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,987 PERHAPS GETTING A BLOWJOB 464 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,591 FROM A WOMAN WHO IS ESSENTIALLY MARRIED TO GOD. 465 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:28,027 CAN'T IT JUST BE THAT IT'S NAUGHTY? 466 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:32,031 WHAT -- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN? 467 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,033 HOW -- HOW ARE YOU? 468 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,036 I'M FINE. I'M -- I'M, UH -- 469 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,772 I'M DISGUSTED WITH MY LIFE AND MYSELF, 470 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,975 BUT I'M NOT UNHAPPY ABOUT THAT. 471 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:43,976 HOW ARE YOU? 472 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,846 EXCELLENT. 473 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,616 OKAY, AS YOUR FRIEND AND AGENT, 474 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,884 MAY I SIMPLY SUGGEST THAT YOU MAYBE 475 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,387 TRY TO START LOOKING FOR A NICE GIRL? 476 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,655 I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW 477 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,924 WHAT TO SAY TO A NICE GIRL AT THIS POINT. 478 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,392 YOU'RE ABOUT 10 SECONDS AWAY 479 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,927 FROM SITTING DOWN TO DINNER WITH ONE. 480 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,395 THAT'S NOT COOL, MAN. 481 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,396 I'M NAUGHTY, TOO. 482 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,633 NO, YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKER. 483 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,601 SO...HANK. 484 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,069 MEREDITH. 485 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,971 YOU'RE A WRITER? 486 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,341 ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS, YEAH, 487 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,009 IN A LITTLE PLACE THEY LIKE TO CALL NEW YORK CITY. 488 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,045 I'VE HEARD OF IT. 489 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,580 HE'S STILL A WRITER. 490 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,415 A GREAT WRITER. 491 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,083 NO. SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 492 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,018 WRITERS WRITE. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. 493 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:29,522 ME -- NOT SO MUCH. NOTHING. NADA. 494 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,624 HAVE YOU WRITTEN ANYTHING I MIGHT HAVE READ? 495 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,761 WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU READ, MEREDITH. 496 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,363 I READ, HANK. 497 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,430 EXCELLENT. 498 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,467 MOST RECENTLY, I GAVE MAN-BIRTH TO A WEIGHTY TOME 499 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,901 CALLED "GOD HATES US ALL." 500 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,470 IT'S A CATCHY TITLE, NO? 501 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,072 WHICH WAS SUBSEQUENTLY TURNED INTO A MOVIE CALLED... 502 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,107 Both: "A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE." 503 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,478 THE ONE WITH TOM AND KATIE? I LOVED THAT. 504 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,380 SWELL. THAT WAS SUCH A SWEET MOVIE. 505 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,414 YOU LIKED IT? 506 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:58,518 WOW. CONGRATS, HANK. YOU MUST BE REALLY PROUD. 507 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:02,655 LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 508 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,791 [ THUMP ] 509 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,760 MEREDITH, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. 510 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,962 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 511 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,899 WELL, JUST THE CLIFF NOTES WOULD BE FINE. 512 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,033 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, HANK. 513 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,868 YOU SEEM TO HAVE ME ALL FIGURED OUT. 514 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,437 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A TRY? 515 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,304 NO. 516 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:20,607 WHY DON'T WE ORDER A LITTLE SOMETHING? 517 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,642 TRUST ME -- GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE BLEACHED 518 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,776 WOULD BE MUCH MORE FUN. 519 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:24,911 IS THERE A WAITER, PERHAPS? 520 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,447 I DON'T THINK YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT. 521 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,982 SURE, I DO. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF. 522 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,685 THAT'S WHAT WRITERS DO, RIGHT? THEY MAKE UP STUFF. 523 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,621 COME ON. IT WILL BE FUN. 524 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:38,891 OKAY, I THINK YOU WERE BORN IN THE VALLEY -- 525 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,861 A NICE PART, THOUGH -- HIDDEN HILLS, CALABASAS, 526 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,430 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 527 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,898 YOUR FATHER WAS MIDDLE MANAGEMENT, 528 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:46,999 WHITE-COLLAR EXECUTIVE. 529 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:47,800 STAY-AT-HOME MOM. 530 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,902 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO STRAY TOO FAR 531 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,971 TO GO TO COLLEGE, SO YOU WENT TO USC. 532 00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:54,441 OR UCLA? 533 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,443 NO, NO, SC. SC. 534 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,578 YOU HAD A SERIOUS BOYFRIEND IN COLLEGE. 535 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,847 YOU BROKE UP RIGHT AFTER. HE MARRIED THE NEXT ONE. 536 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,515 YOU GOT A LOW-MAINTENANCE GIG 537 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,083 IN THE HUMAN-RESOURCES INDUSTRY, 538 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,786 HAD A STRING OF BAD RELATIONSHIPS. 539 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:07,887 YOU PUT ON SOME WEIGHT. 540 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,522 YOU LOOKED AROUND, AND YOU SAW 541 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,524 ALL YOUR FRIENDS STARTING TO GET MARRIED. 542 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,560 SO YOU DECIDED YOU SHOULD LOSE THE WEIGHT. 543 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,562 YOU JOINED A GYM. MAYBE DID A LITTLE RUNNING. 544 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,096 SAY YOU WANT TO WORK. 545 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,632 MMM, MAYBE START YOUR OWN PARTY-PLANNING BUSINESS. 546 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,134 YOU FANCY YOURSELF KIND OF A POOR GAL'S MARTHA STEWART. 547 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,604 BUT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO IS SIT AT HOME 548 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,940 ON THE COUCH WITH SOME POOR SAP, WATCHING REALITY TV 549 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,477 WHILE HE WATCHES YOU GET FAT AGAIN. 550 00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:31,911 OKAY, HANK. 551 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,146 NOW, YOU'RE GIVING ME THAT LOOK RIGHT NOW -- 552 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,148 A LOOK LIKE I FINGER-BANGED YOUR CAT. 553 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,183 [ LAUGHS ] 554 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,520 BUT WHAT YOU REALLY THINK IS, 555 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:41,921 "IF I MANAGE TO GET OUT OF HERE, 556 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,056 "I CAN STILL MAKE IT HOME IN TIME 557 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,058 TO WATCH 'AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL,'" 558 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,528 WHICH I HAVE TiVo'd, I SWEAR TO GOD. 559 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,996 THAT SHOW IS FIERCE. 560 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,765 YOU'RE A REAL PRICK. YOU KNOW THAT? 561 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,801 GUILTY. GUILTY AS CHARGED. 562 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,803 I THOUGHT SHE LIKED ME. 563 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,170 I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING WELL. 564 00:23:58,204 --> 00:23:59,939 SWEET. GET IN A FIGHT -- 565 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,709 SHE DID ASK FOR IT. SHE ASKED FOR IT. 566 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:03,876 TOTALLY, AND SHE GOT IT. 567 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:08,247 GO HOME, HONEY. SLEEP IT OFF. 568 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,718 TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY. 569 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,992 [ MOANING ] 570 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,162 WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG? 571 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:26,766 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HIT ME. 572 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,735 [ LAUGHS ] WHY? 573 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,002 UH, NO REASON. 574 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,938 AS YOU WERE. 575 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,673 DEFILE ME. 576 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,675 RIGHT ON. 577 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,710 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 578 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,080 [ SIGHING ] 579 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:43,683 YEAH, HELLO? 580 00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:47,086 NOT THE BEST TIME, NO. 581 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,955 OH, SHIT. 582 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,057 OKAY, OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 583 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,792 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 584 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,193 CONSIDER YOURSELF DEFILED. 585 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,562 YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! 586 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,067 WHERE? 587 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,803 SOMEWHERE UP IN THE PALISADES. 588 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:07,206 ALL RIGHT. 589 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:09,208 WHO DID SHE GO WITH? BILL'S DAUGHTER. 590 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,744 I DIDN'T KNOW BILL HAD A DAUGHTER. HOW OLD IS SHE? 591 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:12,612 16. 592 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:15,582 AND YOU LET BECCA HANG OUT WITH HER? 593 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:16,683 SHE'S THE ONE THAT CALLED 594 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:19,819 TO TELL ME THAT BECCA WAS IN TROUBLE. 595 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,788 WHAT? 596 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:24,791 WHAT? 597 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:26,826 YOU SMELL LIKE PUSSY. 598 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:30,129 THANK YOU. 599 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:32,832 [ PEEPING TOM'S "MOJO" PLAYING ] 600 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:49,115 * THOSE HAUNTING RHYMES 601 00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:51,718 * ARE KEEPING THE TIME 602 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:57,223 * BUT THEY'LL NEVER GET THROUGH TO ME * 603 00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:59,225 AS YOU WERE. 604 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,193 * ...FOR SOMEONE TO START IT 605 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,229 * IT'S MY PARTY 606 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:06,966 * THERE'S NO ONE BUT ME IN THE CORNER * 607 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:11,704 * GOT TO GET MY MOJO RUNNING 608 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:16,342 * ENGINE HUMMING, DON'T I? 609 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:19,812 * NOW ROLL IT UP AND SMOKE IT AGAIN * 610 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,914 NO. NO. 611 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:28,354 * NOW LIGHT ME UP AND SNORT IT AGAIN * 612 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,226 BECCA, BECCA! 613 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,362 I HATE YOU. 614 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,230 ALL RIGHT. I GUESS I DESERVE THAT. 615 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:41,834 NO ONE DESERVES THAT. 616 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,335 YOU WANT TO COME IN? 617 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:45,337 WHAT ABOUT THE, UH, LORD OF THE MANOR? 618 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:46,673 HE'S OUT OF TOWN. 619 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:50,977 OH. SURE. 620 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:54,914 WASH THE PUSSY OFF. 621 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,183 OKAY. 622 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,785 THAT HAPPENED. 623 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,687 IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER. 624 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:02,689 DO YOU THINK I WAS WRONG? 625 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,857 NO, YOU DID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO, 626 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,425 WHICH DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT. 627 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,028 I JUST REACTED. I JUST PICKED HER UP. 628 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:11,831 YEAH, WELL, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A WALKING ID, HANK. 629 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:14,901 WHICH, ODDLY ENOUGH, IS THE TITLE OF MY NEXT NOVEL. 630 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,336 HMM. WHAT NEXT NOVEL? 631 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:20,172 HEY, LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT BECCA. 632 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,809 IT'S ALL KIND OF THE SAME THING, ISN'T IT? 633 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:23,943 YOU CALLED ME. 634 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,078 YEAH. YOUR DAUGHTER WAS IN TROUBLE. 635 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,446 I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 636 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,849 BULLSHIT, YOU WERE ALONE, AND YOU FREAKED OUT, 637 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,250 AND YOU WANTED ME TO HANDLE IT. 638 00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:32,719 I WANT YOU IN MY LIFE, HANK. 639 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:34,386 BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH ME 640 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:37,724 AND YOU WANT TO HAVE, LIKE, 10,000 MORE OF MY BABIES. 641 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:40,326 NO, IT'S BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS TO BECCA 642 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,028 IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY, 643 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,797 AND, LIKE IT OR NOT, WE'RE TIED TO EACH OTHER FOR LIFE, 644 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:45,965 MINUS THE OBVIOUS, UM... 645 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,768 SEXUAL BENEFITS. 646 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,003 YOU SEEM TO HAVE THAT PRETTY WELL COVERED. 647 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,404 DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT. 648 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:55,742 AS I RECALL, OUR PROBLEMS DID NOT EXTEND TO THE BEDROOM. 649 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,376 YOU STOP. 650 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:00,112 [ SIGHS ] 651 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:03,015 WE JUST KIND OF SUCKED AT EVERYTHING ELSE. 652 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:06,753 OH, WE WERE GREAT ONCE, AND YOU KNOW IT. 653 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,220 HANK, I -- 654 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:12,992 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 655 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,394 MARRY ME. 656 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,764 WHAT? 657 00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:20,132 DON'T MARRY HIM. MARRY ME. 658 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:23,102 OH, HANK, DON'T FUCK WITH ME. 659 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:26,372 I'M NOT FUCKING WITH YOU. I DON'T WORK WITHOUT YOU. 660 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,909 OH, I GET IT. YOU -- YOU -- YOU WANT YOUR MUSE BACK. 661 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,244 YOU'LL SAVE ME, AND I'LL SAVE YOU. 662 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:33,245 I FUCKED UP. 663 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,246 I THINK WE FUCKED UP 664 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,850 IN MATTERS BIG AND SMALL, AND I NEVER ASKED YOU. 665 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:40,252 I'M ASKING YOU NOW. 666 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:41,854 MARRY ME. 667 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:44,290 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 668 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,525 YOU SO WANT TO GET WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 669 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,794 [ LAUGHS ] 670 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,896 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 671 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:56,268 OH, I'M SO SORRY. ARE YOU OKAY? 672 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,137 YEAH. THIS IS MIA, BILL'S DAUGHTER. 673 00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,939 AND THIS IS HANK. 674 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,309 Y-Y-YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 675 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,544 NO. 676 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,146 WELL... 677 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:10,316 I DO...RECOGNIZE YOU. 678 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:12,051 NO. 679 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,452 YEAH. SURE, I DO. 680 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:14,486 NO. 681 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,122 FROM YOUR BOOK. 682 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,389 YOUR PICTURE IS ON THE BACK. 683 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,424 Karen: RIGHT. 684 00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:19,458 [ CHUCKLES ] 685 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:21,227 HOW IS SHE? 686 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:25,397 WELL, SHE HATES US. SHE'S FINE. 687 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,499 HEY, THAT WAS REALLY COOL WHAT YOU DID TONIGHT. 688 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:30,502 IT'S NICE TO SEE SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED FAMILY VALUES 689 00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:34,841 IN THIS MORALLY BANKRUPT CITY OF OURS. 690 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,109 THAT'S ME. I'M ALL ABOUT THE FAMILY VALUES. 691 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:39,846 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 692 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:42,214 YEAH, WHAT DID HAPPEN TO YOUR EYE, HANK? 693 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:44,216 WELL, YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY. 694 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,084 [ CHUCKLES ] 695 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,319 WELL, I HOPE SHE DOESN'T PRESS CHARGES. 696 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:51,057 IT'S NOT A SHE. IT'S A HE -- THE OTHER GUY. 697 00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:54,293 RIGHT. WELL, WHATEVER. I'M OFF TO BED. GOOD NIGHT. 698 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,929 IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, HANK. 699 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,965 NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 700 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:05,104 SHE SEEMS NICE. 701 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,572 SHE IS. SHE'S GREAT. 702 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:09,308 HOW OLD MIGHT SHE BE? 703 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:10,509 SHE'S 16. 704 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,112 16? WOW. 16. 705 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,247 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 706 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:18,985 NO, I DON'T THINK YOU DO. 707 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:20,519 GIVE ME A BREAK. 708 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:24,056 YOUR JAW WAS PRACTICALLY ON THE FUCKING FLOOR, HANK. 709 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,324 YOU'RE SUCH A DIRTY OLD MAN. 710 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,993 NO, I'M NOT. 711 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,827 OH, I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. 712 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,902 GOODBYE. 713 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:43,175 * I MISS THE EARTH SO MUCH 714 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:44,944 * I MISS MY WIFE 715 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:53,552 * IT'S LONELY OUT IN SPACE 716 00:30:55,087 --> 00:31:02,094 * ON SUCH A TIMELESS FLIGHT 717 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:15,507 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 718 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:20,146 * TILL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME 'ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 719 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:23,415 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 720 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:26,285 * OH, NO, NO, NO 721 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:31,057 * I'M A ROCKET MAN 722 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:32,591 * ROCKET MAN 723 00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:36,062 * BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE * 724 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:39,065 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 725 00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:41,600 CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY SHOWTIME NETWORKS 726 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,602 AND BLIND DECKER PRODUCTIONS 727 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:47,473 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 728 00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:51,643 * TILL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME 'ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 729 00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:55,381 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 730 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:58,250 * OH, NO, NO, NO 731 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:02,654 * I'M A ROCKET MAN 732 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,991 * ROCKET MAN 733 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:09,428 * BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE * 734 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:22,041 * MARS AIN'T THE KIND OF PLACE TO RAISE YOUR KIDS * 735 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:28,714 * IN FACT, IT'S COLD AS HELL 736 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:37,656 * AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO RAISE THEM * 737 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:40,692 * IF YOU DID 738 00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:50,169 * AND ALL THIS SCIENCE I DON'T UNDERSTAND * 739 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:57,309 * IT'S JUST MY JOB FIVE DAYS A WEEK *