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Previously on Californication...

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- My name is Hank.
- I know.

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(Moans)

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Ow!

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This is Mia, Bill's daughter.
And this is Hank.

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- Y-you know each other?
- No.

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- I am 16, you know.
- So I've been told.

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I was supposed to be the guest speaker
at Mia's school today,

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but I have to go out of town.

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- They're very young.
- Oh, say that again... slower this time.

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My fleshy TA didn't hear you.

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Look, just be careful of him
and those of his ilk.

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Hank Moody, as I live and breathe,
are you looking out for me?

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- Back to work.
- Yes, sir.

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Anything you want to tell me about?

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Please. I'm a married man.

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In this past life of ours, was I mean?

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You weren't mean, no.
But you can be pretty hard on people, Hank.

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- I wish it was different.
- And so do I.

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(♪ Up-tempo muzak)

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Hey.

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Yikes.

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Do you know anything about wine?

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Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker.

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Suicide is slow with liquor.

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- Oh.
- Sabbath.

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Mm, close. Ozzy, solo.

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- But nice try.
- Thanks.

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Um... that stuff will kill you.

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Life will kill you.

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That's heavy. It will make sense.

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- Taking it in.
- Let it sink in.

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Here you go.

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No, no. I can't let you do that.

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Unless you've got some "fuck you" money
stashed up your whosie-whatsit,

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you're shit out of places to look.

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- So just take it.
- You're sweet.

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- It's my pleasure.
- And cute.

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Ooh.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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- (Cashier hums)
- (Bell)

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What? It's a damsel in distress.

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I love all women. I love you.

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I'll make a run at you, crusty. I will.

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(♪ Muzak continues)

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(Bell)

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(♪ Gus Black: Paranoid)

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♪ Drinking with my woman

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♪ Cos she, cos she
helps me with my mind

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♪ People think I'm insane

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♪ Cos I am frowning all the time ♪

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I fucking love vinyl.

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Yeah, it just sounds better.

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It's warmer, right? It's just human.

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You're just an analogue guy
in a digital world, aren't you?

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I might steal that.

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What is your name, by the way?

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Wouldn't you rather just fuck me
and never know?

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Oh, fuck.
Who says romance is dead?

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♪ Oh, yeah

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♪ Oh, yeah ♪

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- (Knocking on door)
- Aah.

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(Groaning)

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(Door opens)

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Oh, shit. You again?

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- Fuck me.
- All right, sure. Why not?

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Stop it. I've been robbed.

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Save the drama for your mama.

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She stole my guitar... and my records.

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My records! Oh, the humanity!

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- Who did this?
- I don't know. Some girl.

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She let you have access
to the most intimate of her areas,

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and she didn't give you her name?

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Well, it seemed like a pretty
fair trade-off at the time.

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You should have seen her.
What do you want?

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Peace in the Middle East,
a two-hour orgasm,

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a few pages of your lesser work.

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That is not possible.

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There is no such thing
as a two-hour orgasm

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or my lesser work.

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- No.
- No?

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- Yes.
- Yes?

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Yes... no, if you want lesser work,

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just write something yourself.

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- I can't. I'm lazy.
- I'll say.

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- I'll cry rape.
- No, you won't.

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How do you know?

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Cos you enjoy torturing me
entirely too much.

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That's true.

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OK, listen, you just write something...

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anything... OK, and I
will help you with it.

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I'll give you notes.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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- You'd do that for me?
- Of course. Why wouldn't I?

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My own father hasn't even so much

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as offered to help me
with my homework, so...

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You know, as much as I love to hear
about Bill's failings as a parent,

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I do not like to be compared to him
in the same sentence.

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It kind of creeps me out.

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Given that you've
been inside of me and all?

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Something like that, OK.
Now, you're a smart little sociopath.

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I'm sure you can
put two sentences together.

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Now scram.

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You wanted me?

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Uh, hm... You know, I...

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I dropped an Advil
on the floor earlier and couldn't find it.

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I thought maybe you could...
crawl around and look for it.

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Whatever you say, boss.

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Mm-mm-mm-mm. Go slowly.

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I don't want you to miss anything.

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Yes, boss.
Maybe I should look more closely.

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Mm-hm.

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Poor you. Your head must be throbbing.

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It... it... it is actually, a bit.

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(Knock on door, door opens)

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- Anybody home?
- Hey, baby!

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Hi, baby.

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Good afternoon, Mrs Runkel.

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Dani? What's going on?

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I dropped an Advil on the floor
earlier and couldn't find it.

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I looked myself, you know.
And then my back just...

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Found it.

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Oh. Thank you, Dani.

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(Clicks tongue)

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That's an Advil.

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Oh, you can take lunch.

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- Oh, I'll just eat something at my desk.
- Hmm.

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It was nice to see you, Mrs Runkel.

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(Clears throat)

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She's like your little slave, that one.

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(Chuckles nervously)

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Uh, you want to get some lunch?

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(Clears throat)

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I'd rather get laid.

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- Excuse me?
- I want to change things up a little bit.

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I used to come by for nooners
all the time when you were at CAA.

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Yeah, well, that was CAA.
Everybody was fucking everybody.

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Besides, Dani's right outside, there.

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Even better. Come on.

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I'll lap-dance you
if you throw me 20 bucks.

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- Oh.
- Wow.

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Oh, you're already halfway there.

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- (Zipper unzips)
- Ahh.

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- Mmm, that's it.
- Oh, oh!

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby.

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That's it, baby.

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But take your time.
Take your time. Take your...

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Oh.

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Ahh!

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(Sighs heavily)

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(Sighs)

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Mm. Maybe I'll hit Nordstrom's.

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(Man) All right, testing,
testing, one, two.

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Hey.

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Good. You're on time, as usual.

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This chick stole my T-shirt...
my favourite T-shirt.

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The "Keith Richards
for President" one.

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The one I got you
at that little boutiquey place?

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- I love that.
- I know. I'm sad about it.

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Why did she steal your T-shirt?

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- You really want to know?
- Good point.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
from Venice, California,

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Please welcome Kill Jill!

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(Cheers and applause)

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(♪ Don't Let Us Get Sick)

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♪ Don't let us get sick

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♪ Don't let us get old

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♪ Don't let us get stupid, all right?

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♪ Just make us be brave ♪

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- Are you crying?
- Shut up.

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- (Chuckles)
- Allergies.

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♪ ... Tonight ♪

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One, two, three, four!

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(Tempo quickens)

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♪ Don't let us get sick

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♪ Don't let us get old

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♪ Don't let us get stupid, all right?

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♪ Just make us be brave

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♪ And make us play nice

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♪ And let us be together tonight ♪

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(Cheers and applause)

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We should do this more often.

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I mean, I'm not deluded or anything.

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I know you guys aren't
gonna live happily ever after.

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It's just nice to be together sometimes.

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As long as you guys
don't hate each other,

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I don't see what the big deal is.

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(Mobile)

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Oh, you know, um...
This could be Uncle Charlie.

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- So I'm... I'm gonna just...
- Sure.

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Yes.

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You have to come get me.

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No, I can't do that.
I'm a little busy right now.

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Asshole, you have to. I'm in trouble.

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What kind of trouble?

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- Remember my teacher?
- Uh-huh.

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He's coked out of his mind, and he's
trying to get me into a threesome.

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- Jesus. Fuck.
- I can't call Karen.

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She'll tell my dad,
and I'll be in a world of shit.

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Don't you have any friends
who can come get you,

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a friend with a fucking learner's permit?

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Aren't you my friend, Hank?

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In a word, no.

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OK, whatever. Don't worry about it.
I'll figure it out myself.

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Get the fuck off me, you asshole!

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Hold on. Where are you?

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Hey. Hey.

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Do you want to go
to the movies with us, Dad?

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Oh, would that I could, but it turns out
that was bald old Uncle Charlie.

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And he's going through a rough patch,

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and he kind of needs a friendly ear, so...

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Uncle Charlie, huh?
Just an ear? Nothing else?

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Do you think I'd rather be anywhere else?

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(Insects chirping)

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(♪ Loud up-tempo music)

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Hey.

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(Snorting)

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(Sighs)

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Moody! Hank fucking Moody! You came!

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What the fuck is up,
my brother from another mother?

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Where is she?

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Mia? I don't know.
She said she was gonna call you.

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- Glad you could make it, mofro.
- You were expecting me?

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Yeah, we thought
you might want to partake. Line?

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- Let's go.
- Hey, where are you going, man?

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I was hoping you might
want to get in on this action.

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Get in on what action?

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You and me and Betty
and Veronica here make three.

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Well, four, actually. I'm sorry.

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My bad. I'm fucking
snow-blind right now.

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You need to get out of the way.

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You're a one-on-one kind of guy.
Tap that ass, dude. Go for it.

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Hey, you've got to drink the nectar, right?

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One more word...

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(Inhales deeply)

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and I will put you
through that fucking wall.

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OK.

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Would you mind reading
something of mine sometime?

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That's good.

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(Gasps, chuckles)

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(Engine turns off)

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Fine. Give me the silent treatment.

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- See where it gets you.
- What were you thinking?

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- I wanted out of there.
- You weren't in trouble.

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Sure I was. I was in danger
of being bored to death.

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- You cried wolf.
- So? Maybe I just wanted to see you.

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Did you ever think
that maybe I did not want to see you?

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Never entered my mind.
You enjoy the banter too much.

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What I was enjoying was
spending time with my daughter.

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- Ah. And Karen.
- Yes, and Karen.

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- Don't enjoy it too much, pal.
- Why not?

252
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,033
Because she's marrying my father.

253
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,036
Ah, you don't even like the guy.
What do you care?

254
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,246
Yeah, maybe he's not much
of a parental figure.

255
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,707
It doesn't mean
I don't want to see him happy.

256
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,876
And she makes him happy, Hank.

257
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,920
Captain Fantastic.

258
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:45,091
But the question is
does he make her happy? I mean, right?

259
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,344
That's what you really want to know.
Why can't you just ask me?

260
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:52,432
- Why don't you just fuck off?
- Come on. What do you think?

261
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:55,059
In your heart or hearts,
what's your best guess?

262
00:14:57,104 --> 00:15:00,899
- I don't know.
- (Chuckles)

263
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,650
(Sighs)

264
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,944
(Kisses)

265
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,572
Thanks for the ride.

266
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,252
(Sighs)

267
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,213
How's Uncle Charlie?

268
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,800
I just came by to say good night
to our little Courtney Love in training.

269
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,511
Well, she went to celebrate
with her bandmates.

270
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:34,057
Will you please tell her that I will
call her first thing in the morning?

271
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,141
Yes, I will.

272
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,980
Whoa, she was a...

273
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,565
She was good tonight, huh?

274
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,817
I know. She was incredible.

275
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,904
And we made that. You made it.

276
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,740
You helped, like, a teeny bit.

277
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:56,162
All right. I apologise. Good night.

278
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,250
Do you want to come in for a drink?

279
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,338
Uh...

280
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,714
(Chuckles)

281
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,720
(Dog barking in distance)

282
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:16,140
So, uh, did Dani say anything to you

283
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,935
about our little afternoon session?

284
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,144
(Sniffs)

285
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,732
- No. No.
- No?

286
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,484
Well, I mean, even if she heard,

287
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:30,029
it's not like I talk about
my love life with my assistant.

288
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,489
OK.

289
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,160
(Inhales deeply)

290
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,328
Although, I have to say, you know,

291
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,831
when you said that thing
about her being my slave,

292
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,500
it... it did get me kind of thinking.

293
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,502
Thinking about what?

294
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,505
You know, um... role-playing.

295
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,298
You know, master/slave,

296
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,635
dominance/submission, bondage.

297
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,638
You know, we never tried any of that stuff.

298
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:59,475
I'm just trying to, you know, mix things
up a little bit, like you did today.

299
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:03,271
OK. OK, I hear you.

300
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,858
So, uh, do you want me
to beat the crap out of you?

301
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:10,945
Uh... If you...

302
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,531
If you want, I guess.

303
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,451
Or, you know, I could beat you up,

304
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,161
whichever you prefer.

305
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,787
Or nobody has to beat anybody up.

306
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,497
We just... there's a master and a slave.

307
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:25,668
And the slave does whatever
the master tells her to.

308
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,714
Her being me, your slave.

309
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,008
In that example, yeah.

310
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,012
OK, so...

311
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,805
(Clears throat)

312
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,182
What do you want me to do?

313
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:44,395
Uh, um, you know,
whatever makes you happy, right?

314
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:48,858
Maybe you want me to make you wear
a ball gag in your mouth.

315
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,445
Or maybe you would want me
to drip hot candle wax on your nipples.

316
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,573
Or maybe you like to be teased, right?

317
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,868
I could bring you to the brink of orgasm
without ever letting you come.

318
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,579
I feel like we've done that.

319
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,915
(Scoffs)

320
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:07,960
All right, maybe...
maybe you want me to pee on you.

321
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,921
Why would I want you to pee on me?

322
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,882
I don't know. I just...
I know there's people that do that.

323
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,926
OK, that's all.

324
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:19,722
Look, baby, I'm in.
Just start doing some shit to me.

325
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,350
We'll see how it goes, OK?

326
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,230
You know what, we should
probably have a safe word,

327
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,649
right, you know,
so I know what your limits are?

328
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,694
How about, "Don't pee on me"?

329
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:37,281
OK, that should work.

330
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,994
- Ow! God damn it!
- Sorry. Sorry.

331
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,330
- Fuck!
- OK, OK, let me rub it.

332
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,415
Don't touch it!

333
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,084
OK.

334
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,172
♪ Good morning, dear ♪

335
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,007
(Chuckles)

336
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:02,431
What would you do if our little spawn

337
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,809
actually became, like, a rock star?

338
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,435
I would be really proud of her.

339
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,521
- You would?
- And I would be there

340
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,606
to help pump her stomach when she OD'd.

341
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,608
Oh, God.

342
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,153
Do you think she's ever...

343
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,363
Do you think
she's ever smoked pot?

344
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,990
I mean, like, successfully.

345
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:22,952
No, no, she told me
that she saw you and Bill get high once,

346
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,871
and it so creeped her out

347
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,039
that she swore to me
she was never gonna try it.

348
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,458
So, well done with that.

349
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,836
- Bill...
- Yeah?

350
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:35,715
Bill saw... he saw a spider.

351
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,258
A spider?

352
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:41,637
That guy, he is the biggest
fucking pansy in captivity.

353
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,932
You happy?

354
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,727
What?

355
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,021
It's a simple question. Are you happy?

356
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,814
I don't even know
what that means any more.

357
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,609
All right, I'll... I'll make it specific.

358
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,903
Does Bill make you happy?

359
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,529
Yes.

360
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,949
- Bullshit! No! No, no!
- Yeah.

361
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:06,120
- He does. He makes me really happy.
- Really? Like I made you happy?

362
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,165
- You didn't. You made me fucking insane.
- Seriously, I never made you happy?

363
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,333
- Yeah.
- I made you insane?

364
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,502
Oh, yeah, I mean, once upon a time,
you made me happy.

365
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,630
But then you made me crazy,

366
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,633
and that was OK, too, for a while.

367
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,426
But then I... I evolved.

368
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,679
You outgrew me. I understand.
And I didn't?

369
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,015
No, you stayed right in the crazy zone.

370
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,392
Well, that is a hell of a way

371
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,103
to sum up a decade-long love affair.

372
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:35,858
Well, Mr Moody... how would you sum it up?

373
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,236
I would say we loved each other too much.

374
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,946
Too much.

375
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,115
And I think we made the mistake
of getting it right the first time,

376
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,911
and that put an insane amount
of pressure on us to keep it going.

377
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,081
And... we buckled.

378
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,501
You know what I miss most about...

379
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:57,463
- Well, aside from Becca, of course.
- Yeah.

380
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,759
I miss your smell.

381
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,221
- That's it?
- When you left, I couldn't wash the sheets

382
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,015
because I didn't want to lose
that completely... you.

383
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:11,519
And it fucked me up for a long time

384
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,021
because I would wake up and I'd smell you

385
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,065
and I'd think you were there.

386
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,151
And that would... my heart
would break all over again.

387
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,322
I think that's why
I go in for the kiss all the time.

388
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,907
- Oh, yeah.
- I know, yeah.

389
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,536
I think I'm going for... another hit.

390
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,455
Have you washed those sheets yet?

391
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,458
Oh, well, you know,
I had to throw them away.

392
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:35,668
Oh, good.

393
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,422
Yeah, this hot little Starbucks barista
got her period all over them.

394
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,883
(Laughing) You're so fucking disgusting.

395
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:46,470
- You see? Look at that. You see?
- Why do you have to say shit like that?

396
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,932
If I can make you laugh like that,
why can't we be together?

397
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,517
That's what I don't understand.

398
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,020
You know what?
You don't want to be with me.

399
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,648
- You think... I know you think you do.
- Oh.

400
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:01,777
But if I were to give myself to you,
you would run for the hills,

401
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,487
cos you're not in love with me, Hank.

402
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:08,909
You're in love with the idea...
the idea of love.

403
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:11,329
Now, on that brave, profound note,

404
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:14,123
I'm gonna go and get some coffee.

405
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,251
How can you be so fucking beautiful
and so fucking wrong?

406
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,795
♪ ... Things changed

407
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:27,838
♪ But the garden that you planted remains ♪

408
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,059
What?

409
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,894
You're running for the hills.

410
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,521
- Uh-uh.
- Yes, you are.

411
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:40,107
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, hey!

412
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,779
Oh, my God!

413
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:45,905
I'm sorry.

414
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:11,013
- (Gasps) Ow!
- Calm down, girly man.

415
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,307
It's just a kiss.
It's not like I blew you or anything.

416
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,310
- Get off of me.
- Hey, I'm taking you up on your offer.

417
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:19,105
- Read this and give me notes.
- Now?

418
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:21,232
Yeah. What else are you doing?

419
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,025
What happened last night?

420
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,611
Too drunk to drive? Too limp to fuck?

421
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,696
Does my father have anything
to worry about?

422
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,573
(Karen) Hey, Mia?

423
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:33,494
- Mia?
- Oh!

424
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,037
(Knock on door)

425
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:37,915
Hey. You're up.

426
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,626
- Good morning... to you.
- Have you seen Mia anywhere?

427
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,628
No, who? Mia, no.

428
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,713
- I can't find...
- No.

429
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,924
Uh, OK.

430
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:51,470
- About last night...
- Let's... let's... let's not and say we did.

431
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:54,014
Really? You don't want to talk about it?

432
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,225
Not so much... now.

433
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,727
- That's fine.
- I'm just a little raw.

434
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:02,106
- It's too soon for me.
- Mm-hm. All right.

435
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:06,068
Are you OK? You're being kind of weird.
Do you feel...

436
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,070
- No, no, I'm good. I'm good.
- You sure?

437
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,197
- I'm fine.
- Do you want me to get you some Advil?

438
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,368
- No, no, no. No, no. No, I'm good.
- OK. I'll put some coffee on.

439
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,872
Thank you. You're too good to me.

440
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:21,125
Ooh. What about last night?

441
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,335
Does my father
have anything to worry about?

442
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,587
No more than usual.

443
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,839
(Murmur of conversation)

444
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:33,721
Oh, my God! You look so lame.

445
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:36,891
Well, good, because that's exactly
the look that I'm going for.

446
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,685
- Have a seat.
- Don't mind if I do.

447
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:43,105
- Coffee?
- For the love of God, yes.

448
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,317
- Times?
- Boo-ya.

449
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,277
(Birds chirping)

450
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,246
(Chuckles)

451
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,832
- What?
- Hm.

452
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:05,461
(Phone)

453
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,046
You eat Pop-Tarts?

454
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:09,590
- Hello?
- Pop-Tarts?

455
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:13,594
Uh-huh. I know.

456
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:16,889
- (Mumbling)
- Yeah, we're good.

457
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,475
(Both laugh)

458
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,186
I know. Yeah, we miss you, too.

459
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:25,064
So much.

460
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:28,025
When are you coming back?

461
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,986
OK, uh-huh. Yeah.

462
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:34,031
I've got to go.

463
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:36,659
- I'll call you later.
- Bye.

464
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,702
Bye-bye, Mia.

465
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:42,414
Yes, she's right here.

466
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,625
(Sniffs) Mmm.

467
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,502
What?

468
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,629
(♪ Don't Let Us Get Sick)

469
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:57,221
♪ Don't let us get sick

470
00:25:57,264 --> 00:26:01,016
♪ Don't let us get old

471
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,520
♪ Don't let us get stupid, all right? ♪

472
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:09,066
(Mia) "'Rome is burning, ' he said,
as he poured himself another drink."

473
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,111
"'Yet here I am,
knee-deep in a river of pussy.'

474
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,487
"'Here it comes, ' she thought,

475
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:16,115
"'another self-indulgent,
whiskey-soaked diatribe

476
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,450
"'about how fucking great
everything was in the past..."'

477
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,910
(Knock on door)

478
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:22,913
"'... and how all us
poor souls born too late

479
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,498
"'to see the Stones at wherever

480
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,876
"'or snort the good coke
like they had at studio 54,

481
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,503
"'well, we had all just missed out"

482
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:32,131
"'on practically everything
worth living for.'"

483
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:35,509
"And the worst part was,
she agreed with him."

484
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,845
I felt bad.

485
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:42,641
You were so nice to me,
and I totally took advantage.

486
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,812
So...

487
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,982
Do you want to get high
and listen to some records?

488
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:53,193
♪ Don't let us get sick

489
00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:55,821
♪ Don't let us get old ♪

490
00:26:55,864 --> 00:27:00,034
By the way, my name is...

491
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:04,121
"'Here we are, ' she thought,
'at the edge of the world,

492
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:07,124
"'the very edge of Western civilisation,

493
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,919
"'and all of us are
so desperate to feel something,

494
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,547
"'anything, that we keep
falling into each other

495
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,883
"'and fucking our way
towards the end of days."'

496
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:21,013
♪ And let us be together tonight

497
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:27,478
♪ And let us be together tonight ♪