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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[GRUNTS]

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Skyler, I'm so...

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Marie. Oh, Christ, Marie. How?

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Oh, God. Oh, thank God.

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Is she beautiful?

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Yeah, I, uh... I'm... I'm, uh,
staring at brake lights on the 40.

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Some accident up ahead.

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Ah. Christ! Today of all days, huh?

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No, no, no. Let her rest.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
Marie.

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Thank you.

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[GRUNTS]

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Excuse me. Skyler White?

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307.
Thank you.

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Skyler, I'm so sorry. I'm just...

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[WHISPERING] Shh.
Are you okay?

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Meet your daughter.

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Hi there, girl. Hi there, Holly.

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Congratulations, Walt.

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Oh, Ted, I'm sorry,
I didn't see you here.

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Oh, Ted drove me here. Thank God.

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I mean, this, uh... This little bundle of
joy of ours was practically on rails.

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I mean, halfway here I thought
he was gonna have to pull over

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and deliver her himself. Heh.

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Oh. Well, that...
I'm glad it didn't come to that.

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[BABY FUSSING]

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Yeah. Thanks, Ted.

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No problem at all.

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Well, let me get out of your way here
so you two can...

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You three can be alone, okay?

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Listen, take it easy, Sky.

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I really can't begin to thank you.

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TED:
Don't think anything of it.

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It's my pleasure.
Congratulations again.

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SKYLER: Thank you.
She's beautiful.

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Okay. I'll talk to you soon.

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Okay. Take care.

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Bye.

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Oh.

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[BABY CRYING]

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[SIGHS]

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Are you okay?

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Is everything okay?
Everything is okay.

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I just wish you'd been here.

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Where's everyone else?
Downstairs.

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Hank and Marie
took Junior for dinner.

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He has been such a trooper.
He even changed his first diaper.

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No.
Yeah.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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Did he?

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Honey, is there anything
that I can do for you?

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Anything at all?
Actually, yes.

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I, uh, left my overnight bag
at home this morning.

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I just think you get it in your head,
C-section. You know?

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But I'm just so glad,
the way it all worked out. Oh.

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Doing it natural instead.

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It just couldn't have gone any better.

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Good.

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Let me go get your things.

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And I'll get my stuff too, okay?

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I'll spend the night.
Okay.

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[♪♪♪]

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Dad.

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I was in the shower, hey.

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I overslept.

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I'm running late, but I'll be there.

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Yeah.

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[SIGHS]

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Baby, I gotta go.

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[MOANS]

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Okay.

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Somebody broke in.

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Okay.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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Oh, no. No, no, no!

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Come on.

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Damn.

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[PANTING]

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Oh, God.

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Oh, Christ.

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MAN:
This week was tough.

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Toughest yet.

85
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You know why?
I knew this day was coming.

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My birthday.
Your re-birthday?

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Yeah. As it got closer, it got worse.

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I was scared shitless
I wouldn't make it.

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I really didn't think I would.

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Called in sick three days in a row.

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I know my boss was pissed.

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I guess I don't really care.
I just didn't wanna see anybody.

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You guys know how that is.

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All it would take is one friend,

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and I'd be out
ripping and running again.

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But I made it. I really made it.

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I got one year clean to the day.

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[ALL CHEER]

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[SIGHS]

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You look tired.
Your eyes are kind of red.

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You getting enough sleep?
Actually, no.

102
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I'm working on this
really complex new tat.

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Yeah?

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A guy wants his whole back
done up.

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Him on his chopper with, like,
flames all around.

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I keep showing him the design,
he keeps asking for changes, like:

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"Give me more muscles.
Give me more flames."

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And I'm like, "A:
This ain't the Sistine Chapel.

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And B: I have enough trouble
working around your zits."

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I really wish you wouldn't
work at that place.

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You know you need to avoid
those type of people.

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I know and I do.

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It's mostly college kids
and airmen from Kirtland.

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It's actually really corporate.

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Thank you.

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So how's your job?

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Oh, you know. Same old, same old.

118
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Doing backup training
on my days off.

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God, they're hiring anybody now.

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I mean, no experience at all.
It's scary.

121
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Wow.

122
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You seeing anyone?

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Um...

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No.

125
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You?

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What about that guy next door?

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What do you mean?

128
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Well, he seemed to have
some expectation

129
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of you introducing me to him.

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He knows you own the place.

131
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Yeah.

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Dad, he's our tenant.

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End of story.

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Why would I get involved
with a tenant?

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Okay.

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WAITRESS:
There you go.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, isn't she beautiful?

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I just think she's the most
beautiful baby ever.

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WALT:
Yeah. And why not?

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Good stock.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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I'll get it.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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WALT JR:
Hello. Hello?

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Nobody's there.

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Ah. Oh, well.

148
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[PHONE RINGS]

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Oh! Beat you. Ha-ha-ha.

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Hello.
Hey, man.

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WALT:
Oh, hi, Carmen.

152
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Just Carmen.

153
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Come on. Hurry up.

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So you heard, huh? Yes, yes.

155
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Good news.
Oh, she's just so beautiful. Heh.

156
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Well, Holly.

157
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Seven pounds, 3 ounces.

158
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Everybody is doing just fine.

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You junkie imbecile.
What the hell are you calling
this number for?

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I am trying to tell you, man.

161
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Last night,
somebody broke in my place, yo.

162
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I got robbed.
What?

163
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Yeah. Somebody,
they got all of our stuff. Okay?

164
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All of it.

165
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[PANTING]

166
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You get me, Mr. White? Huh?

167
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The blue stuff. It's, like, uncanny.

168
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They knew exactly where to look.

169
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I mean, say something,
man, all right?

170
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Yell at me or something! Come on!

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Mr. White.

172
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God!

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Oh, no.

174
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Okay. Okay. Okay.

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MARIE:
Hank, come on. People
are starving to death out here.

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HANK:
All right. All right.
I just had to get a beer.

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Finally.

178
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All right, guys. Here we go.

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We got mild, medium
and muy caliente.

180
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WALT JR:
I got dibs on the breast.

181
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Los Pollos Hermanos?

182
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HANK:
Oh, yeah, seriously. You gotta try it.

183
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,582
I think this joint gives KFC
a run for their money.

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[BABY CRYING]

185
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That baby is hungry.

186
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Give me that baby.

187
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Oh, sweetie, yes.

188
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WALT JR:
Do you have any coleslaw in there?

189
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HANK:
Oh, no, no, no. Come on. Jeez, Sky.

190
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Not at the table. We're eating.
Hank, it's only a breast.

191
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It's my sister-in-law's breast.
Oh, you are so provincial.

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Hank, remember the day

193
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when you were talking to me
about childproofing?

194
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Yeah.

195
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,610
Yeah, yeah. What are you thinking?
A fence or a cover?

196
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:20,572
Yeah. No, well, actually,
I was thinking
more of an alarm system.

197
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,743
They've got these new systems that
are now sonar systems that would...

198
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Anything falls into it,
it sets the alarm off.

199
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,372
Oh, nice.
Yeah.

200
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,417
Wow, that sounds expensive.
Well, yeah.

201
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,378
But, uh, for the baby,
I mean...

202
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HANK:
Well, why don't, uh...

203
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,466
Hey. Why don't you let Marie and I
get that for you, guys?

204
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,094
Absolutely.
No, no. Thank you.

205
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,805
No, no, please.
I'll be back at work soon.

206
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,682
We'll take care of it.

207
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,767
"Back at work soon"?

208
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,520
SKYLER:
Since, you know,
you're scheduled for surgery,

209
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:55,983
I just thought it might be a good idea
to have some money coming in.

210
00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:02,698
Well, uh, Skyler, we need to think
about what's best for the baby.

211
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:06,994
And I think having her mother around
for at least the first few years...

212
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:12,249
Money-wise, we'll manage.
I promise you that.

213
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:16,128
What? You guys got, like,
a printing press in the garage
churning out 50s?

214
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,337
WALT JR:
I wish.

215
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,548
Mom's even talking
about me getting a job.

216
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,343
SKYLER:
That's right. Everybody pitches in.

217
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,805
MARIE:
Why don't we ever get Chinese?

218
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,685
[BABY CRYING]

219
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,271
[MOANS SOFTLY]

220
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:38,358
I'll get her.

221
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,366
[SIGHS]

222
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:50,204
Yes. Good girl.

223
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,748
That's a good girl.

224
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,209
My little girl, huh?

225
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,461
Hey.

226
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,630
[BABY WHIMPERING]

227
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:10,641
Hey, do you wanna see something?

228
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,519
Come here.

229
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,522
Oh, I know, I know.

230
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,441
[♪♪♪]

231
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,569
Yeah.

232
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,744
Hey.

233
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,581
You wanna see what
your daddy did for you?

234
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,585
Let me show you.

235
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,712
Here. Come here.

236
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,964
[BABY WHIMPERS]

237
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,840
[WALT SHUSHING]

238
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,717
Wanna see?

239
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,181
Uh-huh.

240
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,985
That's right. Daddy did that.

241
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,326
Daddy did that for you.

242
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,299
This place looks exactly the same.

243
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,844
Why don't you have computers
and shit? It's the 20th century.

244
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,554
What the hell are you doing here?

245
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,764
Get out.
No. You took the stash.

246
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,933
I heard all those phone messages,
and I figured it out.

247
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,103
You figured it out, huh?
Well, congratulations, Einstein.

248
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,065
You left me to freak out all day long
like I dropped the ball or something,

249
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,819
and you were the one who took it!
Shut up.

250
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,655
You lower your voice.

251
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,495
"Like you dropped the ball"?

252
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:59,458
When have you ever
not dropped the ball, Jesse?

253
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,169
Blasted out of your mind
on whatever the hell that was.

254
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:05,589
What was that, heroin?

255
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,634
Jesus.

256
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,511
I was on my day off, man.
What I do on my day off...

257
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,014
"Day off"?
We were on call, you junkie.

258
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,308
On call for the biggest deal
of our lives.

259
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,895
I just managed to pull it off
by the skin of my teeth,
no thanks to you.

260
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:24,191
And you made me miss
the birth of my daughter.

261
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,903
Son of a bitch.

262
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,115
How much?

263
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:37,079
How much what?
How much did you get for the deal?

264
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,668
One-point-two million.

265
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,295
Six hundred thousand each.

266
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,297
Four hundred
and eighty thousand.

267
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,050
Saul's cut is 20 percent.

268
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,760
All right.

269
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,553
So where's my money?

270
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,013
[LAUGHS]

271
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,640
What?

272
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,727
You are joking, right?

273
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,815
If I gave you that money,

274
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,192
you would be dead
inside of a week.

275
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,988
Man, look, I'm off the heroin.

276
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:15,575
I didn't even like it anyway.
It made me sick.

277
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,703
And the... And the meth.

278
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:21,248
You know, I could take it or leave it.

279
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,042
I'm clean, Mr. White.

280
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,836
For real.

281
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,724
Prove it.

282
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,267
Pee in that.

283
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,311
How gay are you, seriously?
Pee in it.

284
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,856
They're selling testing kits
at the drugstores.

285
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,401
If you are clean,
I will give you every last dime.

286
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:51,903
No, huh?

287
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,615
Well, I guess, until then
you'll just have to depend

288
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,785
on the kindness of strangers
to get high.

289
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,788
That and your little junkie girlfriend.

290
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,333
[GRUNTS]

291
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,815
[BABY WHIMPERING]

292
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,151
WALT: Shh, shh, shh.
MARIE: Not on her tummy, Walt.

293
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:34,112
WALT:
I'm not putting her on her tummy.

294
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,948
I'll put her on her side.
Do you wanna hold her back?

295
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,909
MARIE: Yeah.
Right there.

296
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,620
Just in case she decides
to do a little spit up,

297
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:46,583
I'm gonna roll up a nice clean towel
like this and put it under.

298
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,878
Hammacher Schlemmer
makes a proper one of those.

299
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,506
It's hypoallergenic.
Oh, yeah?

300
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,008
WALT:
Well, I think a towel will do.

301
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,597
MARIE:
Skyler, what is it?

302
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,852
Your son. He is just unbelievable.
Come see what he did.

303
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,278
I told you it's not ready yet.
Honey, just show it to them.

304
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:37,259
Heh. My God, son.
That's wonderful.

305
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,885
Flynn.

306
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,471
This is beautiful.

307
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,058
SaveWalterWhite. Com.

308
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,478
Well, I, for one,
am telling everybody.

309
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,984
Wait a minute. You're not asking
for money, are you, son?

310
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,152
Yeah. That's the whole idea.

311
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,489
Louis helped me set up
a PayPal account and everything.

312
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,493
WALT JR: See.
But we can't ask for money.

313
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,621
SKYLER:
Walt.

314
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,791
Okay.

315
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,045
I appreciate it. I really do.

316
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,756
Show me what else you put on.

317
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:22,888
This was all his idea.
He worked so hard on it.

318
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,098
Just let him help.
Skyler.

319
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:29,185
It's... You can't ask him
to take it down.

320
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:33,315
It'll crush him.
Skyler, it's charity.

321
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:40,614
Why do you say that
like it's some sort of dirty word?

322
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,117
[SCOFFS]

323
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,292
WALT:
This is insane.

324
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,628
I have so much cash on hand

325
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,714
that I actually count it
by weighing it on my bathroom scale.

326
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,301
And yet, I can't spend it.
I can't tell my family about it.

327
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,346
All of whom think that I am
right on the edge of bankruptcy.

328
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,056
I mean, it's...

329
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:07,891
It's insane.

330
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,144
Well, I guess that's why
gangsters had molls.

331
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,938
What?

332
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,648
Gun molls.

333
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,816
Haven't you ever seen White Heat?

334
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,486
Yeah, I've seen White Heat

335
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:22,614
but I don't see how that pertains.
Maybe you need a moll

336
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,492
more than you need a wife
who you can't trust with your secrets.

337
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,243
Just...
What good is money

338
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,996
that doesn't spend? Huh?
The tree falls in the forest...

339
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,750
You know, you get the point.
So, uh, communicating is out?

340
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,336
Out.
All right?

341
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:37,921
Let's see. What else is there?

342
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,423
There's always, uh,
"Hey, I found a big bag of money

343
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,384
down by the railroad tracks."

344
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,636
No? No? Works for me.

345
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,929
[SIGHS]

346
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,138
Uncle Murray.

347
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,225
Oh, yeah. Ha.

348
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,143
Yeah,
"Oh, many is the happy memory

349
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,270
of Uncle Murray
bouncing me on his knee.

350
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,690
We lost track of
the old pervert years ago

351
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,109
but what do you know,
he kicked it and left me millions."

352
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,568
No, no.

353
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:06,032
It cannot be blind luck or some
imaginary relative who saves us.

354
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,785
No, I earned that money, me.

355
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,496
And now my son created
his own website,

356
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,709
SaveWalterWhite. Com,
soliciting anonymous donations.

357
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,920
Do you have any idea
how that makes me feel?

358
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,089
[TYPING]

359
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:26,886
Yeah, look at that.
It's got PayPal and everything.

360
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:30,390
Cyber-begging. That's all that is.

361
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,727
Just rattling a little tin cup
to the entire world.

362
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,521
Yeah, there's no deep-seated
issues there.

363
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,899
Walter, ahem,
I'm looking at the answer here.
It's staring me in the face.

364
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,902
Do I have to spell it out for you?
I know. I know.

365
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,405
You're thinking that I should be
funneling money

366
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,741
into my son's website,
but absolutely not. No.

367
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,577
I am not going to have
my family think that some

368
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:52,954
mystery benefactor saved us.

369
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:56,124
Not some mystery benefactor,
singular.

370
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,668
That would raise too many questions.
However...

371
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,920
Stay with me here.

372
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,672
- Zombies.

373
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:07,677
I got a guy, who knows this guy,
who knows this Rain Man-type.

374
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:11,264
He lives with his mother
in her basement in Belarus, all right?

375
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,392
So good luck extraditing
his fat Russian ass.

376
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,021
Wait. Whoa. He's a hacker-cracker
extraordinaire.

377
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:20,857
This guy can hijack
random desktops

378
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:24,736
all around the world, turn them into
zombies that do his bidding.

379
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:29,407
For instance, he can make it
so, uh, 20- or 30,000

380
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,952
little donations come in
from all over the U.S. And Canada.

381
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,205
Ten, 20, 50 bucks a pop,

382
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:38,666
all paid in full, nice and neat,
untraceable,

383
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,796
from the good-hearted people
of the world to Mr. Walter H. White,

384
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,131
cancer saint.

385
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:49,010
I'm getting a warm and fuzzy feeling
just thinking about it.

386
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:57,477
JESSE:
He's an asshole, that's what.
Always judging me.

387
00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,979
JANE:
Not too much.

388
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,649
I mean, like, who is he, right?

389
00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:05,568
I mean, first off, I taught him.

390
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:08,822
Always acting like
I'm his indentured servant.

391
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,417
Now the cotton.

392
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,341
Needle?

393
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,178
JANE:
I don't understand
why you need him anyway.

394
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,680
JESSE:
Exactly.

395
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:38,518
My point exactly.

396
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,276
[GRUNTS]

397
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:51,030
Flat against your skin
so it doesn't wiggle around
too much.

398
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,996
How much does he owe you,
anyway?

399
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,708
Four hundred and eighty.

400
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:05,253
Oh, hell, I'd be mad too
if somebody owed me 500 bucks.

401
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,672
No, no.

402
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,216
Four hundred and eighty thousand.

403
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:16,723
What?

404
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,975
Thousand.

405
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,896
Not on your back, baby,
in case you throw up.

406
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:26,399
On your side. Sleep on your side.

407
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:37,827
MAN:
And she's all like:

408
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:41,581
"Don't preach to me." And I'm like,
"Baby, I'm not preaching to you.

409
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,459
I'm talking about basic survival,
you know?

410
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:47,503
I'm conversing
about life and death."

411
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,423
I mean, this here,
what we've been doing,

412
00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,675
hell, Becky knows.

413
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,844
[PHONE RINGS]

414
00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,891
Dad?

415
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,268
I overslept. I'm on my way.

416
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:18,117
JANE:
Dad?

417
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,120
Dad, wait.

418
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,790
Dad, it's not what it looks like.

419
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,125
Dad.

420
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,755
Dad, will just wait? Let me...
Just talk to you for one second.

421
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:31,965
No, Dad.

422
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,467
Dad, come on.

423
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,472
Dad?

424
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,977
Dad, no. No, stop it!
Don't touch him, Dad!

425
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,521
Dad, stop. Dad, let him go!
Son of a bitch.

426
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:51,317
Dad, no. Stop it!
Stop it, Dad! Stop it!

427
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:54,362
Get away from me, man. Back off.
JANE: Jesse.

428
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:55,613
Jesse, no!
Back off!

429
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:58,533
Okay, everybody just calm down!
What's with you, yo? Huh?

430
00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:02,036
Because I'll seriously bust you up.
You miserable little smackhead.

431
00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:04,330
Get the hell out!
Hey, I pay my rent, bitch!

432
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,999
All right? I got civil rights.

433
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,959
Dad, no! Okay!

434
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,670
Jesse, come on.
Please, no. Come on.

435
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,673
I pay my rent.

436
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,844
You're going back to rehab.
Today. Now.

437
00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:20,430
Look, as it so happens,
we were just...

438
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,265
We were just talking
about that now.

439
00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:24,684
Yeah?
Yeah, I was gonna tell you, okay?

440
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,353
If you would just let me.
Eighteen months.

441
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:30,982
You have been clean for 18 months,
Jane. Why? Why do you do it?

442
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,360
I backslid, okay?

443
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,321
Like, what?

444
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,531
What, you think I'm proud of this?

445
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,575
Like I do it on purpose?

446
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:42,201
Lying to me,

447
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,371
shacking up and using
with this scumbag, this loser.

448
00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:46,748
Hey, it takes one to know one.

449
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,876
His name is Jesse. You don't know
the first thing about him.

450
00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:52,712
We talk about rehab every night.
It's his idea.

451
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,798
You talk about rehab?
Well, gee, isn't that wonderful?

452
00:27:56,550 --> 00:28:00,887
Thank you for not being judgmental
24 hours a day.

453
00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:04,974
Because that's exactly what I need,
to be judged all the time!

454
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,061
Okay.

455
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,605
You know what you need?
I'll tell you what you need.

456
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:11,856
What are you doing?

457
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,692
What are you doing?
I am calling the police.

458
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,696
Dad. Dad, no, don't.
Come on. Come on!

459
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,948
Dad, no. Don't.
I have tried 10 years

460
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,658
of love and understanding.

461
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,995
Maybe what it takes
is you drying out in a jail cell.

462
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,580
JANE:
Dad, no.

463
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:31,167
Yes, I would like to report drug use
in a building that I own.

464
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:34,629
Dad. Daddy, no.
No. It's ongoing. It's illegal activity.

465
00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:36,589
I'd like to talk to somebody.
Daddy, no.

466
00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:39,425
Would you connect me, please?
Fine, we'll go to rehab.

467
00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:41,677
I could care less
about him going to rehab.

468
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,305
I want you in rehab.
Okay. I'll go first thing tomorrow.

469
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,224
Not tomorrow. Today.

470
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:49,685
I have to call into work.
I have to stop the newspaper.

471
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:53,856
The last time I went to rehab,
my houseplants died because
you didn't water them, so...

472
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,445
Daddy, please?

473
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:00,863
I'll go.

474
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:03,616
DISPATCHER:
Albuquerque Police.
How may I direct your call?

475
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,119
Tomorrow.

476
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:11,833
Hello?

477
00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,793
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.

478
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:20,466
Tomorrow.

479
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:32,645
[DOOR OPENS]

480
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,981
[DOOR SLAMS]

481
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,820
You meant all that?

482
00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:44,198
I don't know.

483
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:47,827
I just think
if we had enough money,

484
00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:51,330
nobody could make us
do anything.

485
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:16,022
[PHONE RINGS]

486
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:20,693
[GROANS]

487
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,195
Oh, just let it ring.

488
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:24,113
No, I'm gonna go see who it is.

489
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:26,032
Shh, shh, shh.

490
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,784
It's okay, Holly.

491
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,204
It's okay, sweetie.

492
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,122
Good luck with that.

493
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,876
But I'm sure he'd be glad to,
you know, write some...

494
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:41,797
You know, actually, here he is
right now. So hold on a second.

495
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,133
What?
It's one of your, um...

496
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:48,346
One of your old students
wants a letter of recommendation.

497
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:51,891
Oh, okay. Thanks.

498
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,560
Oh, honey,
I think the baby is getting hungry.

499
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,187
Oh.

500
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:59,649
Uh, this is Walter White.
JANE: Hello, Walter White.

501
00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:03,611
[CHUCKLES]

502
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:06,239
I'm sorry.
I'm having a little trouble recalling...

503
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,949
It's Jane.

504
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,076
You know, of Jesse and Jane.

505
00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:11,536
Jesse's "junkie girlfriend."

506
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:16,791
Oh, yes, yes. Of course. Wow.
It really has been a long time.

507
00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:18,543
Jesus. Get somewhere
where you can talk.

508
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:23,422
Sure. Yes.
I am looking into that as we speak.

509
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,428
How the hell did you get
this number?
Did Jesse give it to you?

510
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:32,390
All Jesse wants
is what's coming to him.

511
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:34,100
No more, no less.

512
00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:35,768
What are you talking about?

513
00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:37,603
Four hundred and eighty thousand.

514
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:45,403
He told you about the money.
He told me everything.

515
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,618
So, what is this? Hmm?

516
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:56,455
What, some kind of blackmail
or something?

517
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,624
This is me telling you
to do right by Jesse.

518
00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,293
And bring him what you owe him.

519
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,919
I don't call that blackmail.

520
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:05,298
I call that you getting off your ass,
and being a decent human being.

521
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,049
Well, I call it blackmail.

522
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:11,012
Dialing my number.
Talking to my wife.

523
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:13,139
And what's your end of this?

524
00:32:13,307 --> 00:32:16,809
How much heroin
does a half a million dollars buy?

525
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,980
For your information,
I am holding Jesse's money for him,

526
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,316
and he will receive
every last dollar of it.

527
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:24,984
He will, not you,

528
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,819
at a time when I see fit.

529
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,488
But I will not contribute
to his overdose.

530
00:32:30,032 --> 00:32:32,408
Now you tell him, if he gets clean...

531
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,619
If you both get clean...
You know what?

532
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,495
I take that back. This is blackmail.

533
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,081
Because what I know about you,
high-school teacher,

534
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:41,917
turned drug dealer,
with a brother-in-law in the DEA

535
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:45,338
that would make one hell of a story.
National news, I'll bet.

536
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:51,302
Do right by Jesse tonight
or I will burn you to the ground.

537
00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:00,394
Shit.

538
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,026
He's a high-school teacher. What's
he gonna do, give you a B-minus?

539
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:09,862
Send you outside
to clap the erasers?

540
00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:15,826
You wouldn't really go to the cops,
would you?

541
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,204
We won't have to. He'll pay.

542
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,790
And what if he doesn't?

543
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,875
Jesse, it's your money.

544
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:27,546
You're in the right here. He's in
the wrong. He's not stupid. He'll pay.

545
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:33,886
What is it, really?

546
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:36,472
You don't want
your half a million dollars?

547
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,226
You wanna renounce your earthly
possessions and become a monk?

548
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:45,940
No, it's just,
I'm not the kind of dude who rolls.

549
00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:49,402
And by extension, you know,
neither are you.

550
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,410
I mean, he's my partner.

551
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:02,373
I'm your partner.

552
00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,758
NARRATOR [OVER TV]:
The largest land animal
in all the planet

553
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,636
lives in a tightly knit
matriarchal society

554
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:17,930
led by the eldest female
in the herd.

555
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,682
[BABY CRYING OVER MONITOR]

556
00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:24,061
SKYLER [OVER MONITOR]:
Close your eyes and go to sleep.
Shh. Shh.

557
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,984
[SKYLER SINGING
"HUSH LITTLE BABY"]

558
00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:32,153
[BABY COOING]

559
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,199
She is finally asleep.

560
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,742
Oh.

561
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,203
Ooh.

562
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,832
What you doing,
learning about elephants?

563
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:29,877
Hmm.

564
00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:41,847
Oh, honey, uh, we're out of diapers.
Would you mind going out?

565
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,678
Jesse.

566
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:22,888
Not you.

567
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,863
Nice job wearing the pants.

568
00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:48,247
How do I know she'll keep quiet?

569
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:50,833
I guess you don't.

570
00:36:53,587 --> 00:36:56,380
You'll never hear
from either of us again.

571
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,386
You're not seeing straight, Jesse.

572
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,555
You are making a mistake.

573
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:23,282
Do you know what this is?
It's a whole lot of cheddar.

574
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,075
This is freedom.

575
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,120
This is saying,
"I can go anywhere I want.

576
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:30,623
I can be anybody."

577
00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:32,291
Who do you wanna be?

578
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,628
Where do you wanna go?
South America? Europe? Australia?

579
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:39,131
Is New Zealand part of Australia?
New Zealand is New Zealand.

580
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,424
Right on.

581
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,009
New Zealand.
That's where they, uh...

582
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,802
That's where they made
Lord of the Rings.

583
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,889
I say we just move there, yo.
I mean, you can do your art.

584
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,850
Right? Like, you can paint, like,
the local castles and shit.

585
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:52,144
And I can be a bush pilot.

586
00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:54,939
Yeah. New Zealand.
I can get behind that.

587
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:59,234
But I guess I'm good anywhere
as long as it's the two of us.

588
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,112
[PANTING]

589
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,160
But first, we gotta get clean.

590
00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:10,329
And not because
anybody is telling us to.

591
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:15,459
We do this for us, right?
Yeah. Absolutely. For us.

592
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,671
All this here, we're not gonna
just shoot this up our arms, Jesse.

593
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:19,880
We're not.

594
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:22,591
Hell, no. No, no, no.
We're better than that.

595
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:25,427
We're way better than that. I say, .

596
00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:29,473
I say we flush what we've got left
and we start tonight.

597
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:34,895
Yeah, we can do that.

598
00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,189
Definitely.

599
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,943
[♪♪♪]

600
00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,195
Excuse me.

601
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:53,288
What can I get you?

602
00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:57,751
Uh... Give me
a Fat Tire draft, please.

603
00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,045
[PHONE RINGING]

604
00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:05,509
Damn it.

605
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:10,055
Hey, honey.

606
00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:12,933
No. I don't know what to tell you.

607
00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:17,438
Three stores I've been to so far,
and not one of them have it in stock.

608
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:21,358
Well, do they have
to be diapers for newborns?

609
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:24,445
What if we went up a size
and just kind of...

610
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:27,281
All right, all right. No, I understand.

611
00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:30,492
All right. No, I'll just keep looking.

612
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:34,371
I'm pulling into Wal-Mart now, so...

613
00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,332
Yeah. Okay. Love you.

614
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,168
Thank you.

615
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,420
God.

616
00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:44,631
Well played.

617
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:48,719
Mm.

618
00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:51,180
[CHUCKLES]

619
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,518
They found water on Mars.

620
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:58,937
They have indeed.

621
00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:01,607
DONALD:
Don't exactly know what to do
with that information,

622
00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:04,276
but, hey, God bless them,
they found it.

623
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,739
Oh, well, actually,

624
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:13,660
they theoretically can separate
the hydrogen from the oxygen,

625
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:18,082
and process that into providing
fuel for man's space flights.

626
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:22,628
Ostensibly, turning Mars into
a giant gas station.

627
00:40:22,796 --> 00:40:24,630
So, it's a...

628
00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:29,468
Yeah. We live in an amazing time.

629
00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:34,598
To water on Mars.
To water on Mars.

630
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,895
So, what did you have? Girl or boy?

631
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:41,522
Oh.

632
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,316
Little girl.
That's nice.

633
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:45,734
Thanks.
Congratulations.

634
00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:46,985
Thank you.

635
00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:49,655
I have a daughter.
Yeah?

636
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,031
How old?

637
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,158
Heh. Old enough to know better.

638
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,160
Twenty-seven next month.

639
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:57,329
Oh, um...

640
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,792
You have other kids?
Just the one.

641
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:07,464
I've got a 16-year-old boy.
Well, he's almost 16.

642
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:11,802
Jeez. Oh, there's a spread, huh?

643
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,388
But he helps out, though.

644
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:17,474
He's even changing some diapers
now, so...

645
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:20,894
It's more than I managed to do
when I was his age.

646
00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:24,690
Kids today grow up faster, I think.

647
00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:28,152
Oh, yeah. Yeah, maybe so.

648
00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:31,738
So, any advice?

649
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:35,534
Having a daughter. Any advice?

650
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,578
Oh. No, not really.

651
00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:39,371
Just love them.

652
00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:41,206
Just... Yeah.

653
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:44,960
I mean, they are who they are.

654
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:48,213
Yeah.

655
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:53,510
I've got this nephew.

656
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:55,762
[CHUCKLES]

657
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,808
This nephew who is...
I mean, he's an adult.

658
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:06,356
But you can't infantilize them,
you can't live their life for them.

659
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:10,444
But still, I mean,
there is that frustration.

660
00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:12,154
You know, that...

661
00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:15,741
God, that frustration
that goes along with, you know:

662
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:19,995
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do know
what is best for you, so listen."

663
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:24,291
But of course, they don't.

664
00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:29,087
I mean, what do you do
with someone like that?

665
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,173
Family?

666
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:37,554
Yeah. Family.

667
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,766
You can't give up on them. Never.

668
00:42:40,934 --> 00:42:44,019
I mean, what else is there?

669
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,859
Jesse, it's me.

670
00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:42,119
Jesse, I just wanna talk.

671
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,575
Jesus.

672
00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:46,058
Jesse.

673
00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:53,190
Jesse, wake up.

674
00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:18,673
[COUGHING]

675
00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:23,929
No, no, no.

676
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,515
[COUGHING AND CHOKING]

677
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:11,977
[SNIFFLING]

678
00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:47,596
[♪♪♪]