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[♪♪♪]

2
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[COUGHS]

3
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You're not thinking about
going to work today,
are you?

4
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Thought I would.
That inhaler really seems
to be doing the trick.

5
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What?
Just take the rest of the week.

6
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Please. You've earned it.

7
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Don't push it.

8
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Besides, I want you well
for the weekend.

9
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Mom wants to party.

10
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It's just a little get-together,
that's all.

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Sunday afternoon, maybe?
You know, nothing too big.

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Just family
and a few friends.

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We've got a lot to celebrate.
Don't you think?

14
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Sounds good.

15
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Oh, thank you.

16
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Now,

17
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what are you supposed
to do today?

18
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Nothing.
Excellent.

19
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Brownie points
for taking a nap.

20
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[DOOR CLOSES]

21
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[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

22
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[CAR PULLS AWAY]

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[♪♪♪]

24
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[RINGS]

25
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Can you meet?

26
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JESSE:
I thought maybe you
might have, you know,

27
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kicked.

28
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Signed...
Signed off.

29
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I was even checking
the obits.

30
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No such luck.

31
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So, um,
where does it stand?

32
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Coughing up blood,
giving speeches,
you know, like:

33
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"I deserve this.
I'm an asshole."

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What's the upshot?

35
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The upshot.

36
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The upshot is that I have
radiation pneumonitis.

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Damn.

38
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Actually, it's not
as bad as it sounds.

39
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It's a fairly common
occurrence, easily treated.

40
00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,076
In fact,

41
00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,246
the news is all good.

42
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What do you mean,
good?

43
00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,627
You mean, like,
"good" good?

44
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What, you mean, like,
remission good?

45
00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:28,679
Remission.
Not to imply I'm cured.
I still have cancer.

46
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But there's been
a significant reduction
in the tumors.

47
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How significant?

48
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Eighty percent.

49
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Dude. No way.

50
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Now, I'm not
out of the woods yet,
not by any stretch,

51
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but "options" is the word
they keep bandying about.

52
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That's awesome.
Serious?

53
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That's...
That's great, man.

54
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I mean, my aunt, she never...
I mean, you know, at your stage,

55
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I didn't think that could happen.

56
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Yeah.

57
00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,757
Mr. White,
you kicked its ass, yo!

58
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,760
No. You must be so psyched.

59
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Of course. I am.

60
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Okay, now we...

61
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I mean, what do we?

62
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Oh, hey, I almost forgot.

63
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So how do you want to,

64
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you know, proceed

65
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in light of this
kick-ass news?

66
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We'll take our time
and stay cautious.

67
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Sell off what we have.

68
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And then, uh...

69
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Well, then I guess

70
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I'm done.

71
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[WANG CHUNG'S
"DANCE HALL DAYS"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

72
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Batter up.
SKYLER: Um, everyone?

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Hey, you guys.
I would like to make a toast

74
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with my non-alcoholic beverage.
HANK: Somebody kill the music.

75
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I know one party
can't begin to repay

76
00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:38,809
all your support and
your many, many kindnesses.

77
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But then again,

78
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Hank does make
one mean margarita.

79
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[ALL CHUCKLING]

80
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We really do want
to thank you.

81
00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:55,075
These last few months
have been...

82
00:08:55,702 --> 00:09:00,414
wow, a challenging time,
to put it mildly.

83
00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,083
But I have to say
Walt's come through it
like a champ.

84
00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,420
MAN 1: All right.
SKYLER: Honey, I'm so proud of you.

85
00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,255
MAN 2:
We all are.

86
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,506
Oh.

87
00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:14,929
Okay, I'm gonna stop
with the sappy stuff.
I am.

88
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,097
But it's true. It really is.

89
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,768
And for the first time
in a long time,

90
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,938
we are so excited about the future.

91
00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,567
Okay, anyway, um, l...

92
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,445
Ooh, I want to also
express my gratitude

93
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:36,617
to two very special people
who couldn't be here today.

94
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But they send their regrets
and their warm wishes.

95
00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:41,747
Gretchen and
Elliott Schwartz,

96
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,959
for those of you
who don't know them, are...

97
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,921
well, they're heroes.

98
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:53,050
They are
incredibly generous friends
who made the amazing offer

99
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to pay for Walt's treatment.

100
00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,807
And they did.

101
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,600
So...

102
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,811
to Gretchen and Elliott.

103
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,731
GUESTS: To Gretchen and Elliot.
WOMAN 1: Cheers.

104
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,818
Hey, how about
the man of the hour?
Come on.

105
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,403
Speech.
SKYLER: Yes.

106
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,113
CARMEN: Speech.
WALT JR: Yeah, Dad.

107
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,699
WOMAN 2: Come on, Walt. Speech.
Um...

108
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,661
Ahem. Well, it's...

109
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,413
It's kind of funny.

110
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:28,085
When I got my diagnosis,
cancer,

111
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,464
I said to myself,
you know:

112
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"Why me?"

113
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,678
And then,

114
00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:42,182
the other day,
when I got the good news,

115
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,730
I said the same thing.

116
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:50,858
Ha.

117
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,532
Anyway.

118
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,744
Uh... Thank you for coming.

119
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:05,539
And enjoy.

120
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,376
HANK: All right, cheers.
WOMAN 3: Yeah.

121
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,919
Cheers.
Wow.

122
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,339
Inspirational.

123
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,757
HANK:
Tell you what.

124
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,800
I gotta give those bastards
points for originality.

125
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,052
I'll tell you that much.

126
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,847
A little mercury switch,
9-volt battery,

127
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:26,185
five or six ounces of C-4,
that's how those
cartel boys party.

128
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,188
Yeah, but why a turtle?

129
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,066
Oh, that's the best part.
It was a, uh...

130
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,693
It was a...
What the hell's the word
I'm looking for?

131
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,572
Not a metaphor,
not an analogy,
it's a...

132
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,283
Walt,
what's the word
I'm looking for?

133
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,620
Anyway,

134
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:48,582
Tortuga. Okay?
That was the name
of our snitch.

135
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,085
Bean-speak
for tortoise. Okay?

136
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,504
Tortoise, turtle,
what have you.

137
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,006
I never knew the
difference myself.

138
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,592
Hey, top me off there,
will you, buddy?

139
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,469
Anyway.

140
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,513
Poetic.

141
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,725
I guess, yeah.
Poetic. It was poetic.
That's the word.

142
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,852
I guess that's the word.

143
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,915
Go ahead.

144
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,463
Better not
let your mom see.

145
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,640
[WALT JR. CLEARS THROAT
THEN COUGHS]

146
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,809
[LAUGHING]

147
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:55,816
Oh, yeah,
I think I see a hair.
Maybe two.

148
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,735
There's no worm
in this, right?

149
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,154
No, that would be
mescal.

150
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,823
Talk about your
hangovers, okay?
Ooh.

151
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,074
I was down in
Glynco, Georgia.

152
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,951
I was back east,
doing some training.

153
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,538
Had this firearm instructor
who was...

154
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,416
He was a good old boy,
you know? Hey.
There you go. Thanks.

155
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:16,003
I mean, this guy
could put them away like
he had two livers, okay?

156
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,839
Like a fish, okay?
Like a drunk fish.

157
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,008
We were drinking
mescal stupid.

158
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,343
But... Hey, hey.

159
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,515
Walt,
what you doing there?

160
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,434
What does it look like
I'm doing?

161
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,687
The kid's 16.

162
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,315
What are you going for,
Father of the Year?

163
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,110
What are you looking at him for?

164
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,946
Hm?

165
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,161
We're celebrating. Come on.

166
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,958
That's all right.

167
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,380
[WALT JR. COUGHING]

168
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,054
No.

169
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,895
Jesus.

170
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,613
Listen, I'd take
a pass on that one
if I were you, okay?

171
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,991
Think we've been bogarting
this puppy long enough.

172
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,577
Heh, heh, heh.
Hey.

173
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:36,333
Bring the bottle back.

174
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,380
Sorry, buddy. No can do.

175
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,425
It's my son.
My bottle. My house.

176
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:52,307
Heh, heh. It's all right.
What are you waiting for?

177
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,725
Bring it back.

178
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,443
Why don't we just call it a day?

179
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,280
All right, pal?

180
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,994
We good?
The bottle.

181
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,122
Now.

182
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,423
What's going on?

183
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,263
Jesus.

184
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,728
Here, sweetie.
Okay. Okay.

185
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,771
Oh, my God.

186
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,817
Okay. Okay.

187
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:47,988
There you go.

188
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,197
[WALT JR. VOMITING]

189
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,407
Okay. That's it.

190
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,868
Just get it out. That's okay.

191
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,297
JESSE:
This is your brain.

192
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:12,012
This is your brain on drugs.

193
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,563
JANE:
Wow.

194
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,065
Uh...

195
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,901
You weren't supposed to
wake up.

196
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,903
Ever or?

197
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:34,159
Heh, heh.
No, I was just thinking that
I'd bring it, you know, in.

198
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,870
You want me to go
back to bed?

199
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,665
No, I guess
that'd be kind of...

200
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,166
[TIMER DINGS]

201
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,210
Uh, no.

202
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,339
Need some help?

203
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,634
No, I got it.
Ow. Ow. Ow.

204
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,762
Just have a seat.

205
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,806
JANE:
Is there any coffee?

206
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,226
Yeah, shit.
One second.

207
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,395
Well, at least
let me do that.

208
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,773
No, I don't want you to have
to do anything, you know?

209
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,368
All right. Here.
You take the good one.

210
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,579
It's huevos rancheros.

211
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,708
I can tell.
Yeah?

212
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,459
Um...

213
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,754
Fork.
Oh, yeah.

214
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,974
Aha. There you go.

215
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,729
So, what are you
up to today?
Working?

216
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,441
Whatever that means.
No.

217
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,112
I'm all yours.

218
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,530
Really?

219
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,372
[♪♪♪]

220
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,900
[RINGING]

221
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:39,075
SKYLER [ON RECORDING]:
Hey, this is Skyler. Please
leave me a message. Thanks.

222
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,077
[VOICEMAIL BEEPS]

223
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,621
Hi.

224
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,083
I just wanted to say that...

225
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,502
No.

226
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,547
We'll talk tonight,

227
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,551
but I wanted to say that

228
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,556
I'm not exactly sure
who that was yesterday,

229
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,683
but it wasn't me.

230
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,063
And I'm sorry.

231
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,067
Love you.

232
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,058
Oh, boy.

233
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,997
WALTER [ON RECORDING]:
I just wanted to say that...

234
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,415
No.

235
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:13,336
We'll talk tonight,
but I wanted to say that...

236
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,921
TED:
Hey there.

237
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:19,050
Wow, who brought the churros?
That would be me.

238
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,721
If I leave them at home,
I'll just wind up eating them
all myself, so...

239
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,264
[CHUCKLES]

240
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:28,935
They're actually...
They're leftovers. We had
a little get-together for Walt.

241
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,062
It wasn't his birthday,
was it?

242
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,149
Actually,

243
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,984
Walt's got...

244
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:42,115
He's been battling cancer.

245
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,283
Oh, Skyler...

246
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,827
And last week
we got good news.

247
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:50,165
I'm so sorry.
But we're really optimistic.

248
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,708
Great.

249
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,544
Great. Good news is great.
Yeah.

250
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,213
Yeah, it is. It really is.

251
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,886
Well, um,

252
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,972
feel free to bring these
any time. Heh, heh, heh.

253
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,724
Yeah. Heh, heh.

254
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,899
[THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND'S
"HEARD IT IN A LOVE SONG"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

255
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,154
Got some real beauts.

256
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,953
You cannot beat
the thermal efficiency
of the C3.

257
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,704
Yeah?

258
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,833
Then again,
what about tankless?

259
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,170
Sure. We got them.

260
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:40,006
I mean, the good ones
will really run up
your price though.

261
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:43,301
Set you back about 1200.

262
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,721
It's not an issue.

263
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,850
BOB:
You want installation, right?

264
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:55,689
No. I'm gonna do it myself.
That's what I like to hear.

265
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,034
[YELLOW MAN'S "ZUNGGU-
ZUNGGUGUZUNGGUZENG"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

266
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,453
JANE:
And who's this?
This guy can surf without a board?

267
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,707
That's Hover Man.

268
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,793
He can surf, skate, glide,

269
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:21,548
whatever, because
he's always got a 6-inch
cushion of air under his feet.

270
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:24,259
That's cool.
Great lines.

271
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,057
And this guy?
What's his superpower?

272
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:34,269
That's Kanga-man.

273
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,063
Kanga-man?
Half-man,
half-kangaroo?

274
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:41,568
And who's this in his pouch?
JESSE: His sidekick, Joey.

275
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,363
He rides around
in his pouch
and, you know,

276
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,157
fights crime.

277
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:50,326
So that makes
Kanga-man a she.

278
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:52,954
You know that, right?

279
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,749
Only female kangaroos
have pouches.

280
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,417
Yeah, yeah, I know.

281
00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,086
But, you know,
it's definitely a dude.

282
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,589
He's a product
of experimentation.

283
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,759
He's kind of hot, I guess.
Nice haunches.

284
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:12,348
And this is?
JESSE: It's Backwardo.

285
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:16,269
Wait, no. I actually...
I changed it to Rewindo.

286
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,563
Anyways, he goes backwards.

287
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,440
He can make everything
go in reverse.

288
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,692
Time and stuff?
Like time traveling?

289
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:25,445
No, he just, um...
he just walks backwards.

290
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,448
He walks backwards?

291
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:31,826
Is that a superpower?
What good is that?

292
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,412
No, I mean,
he does it,
like, really fast.

293
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,540
You know? Okay, look,
say someone's coming
at him with a knife, right?

294
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,750
I mean, it's helpful.

295
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,044
Then he can
just zip backwards
away from them.

296
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,921
Okay.

297
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,632
Yo, I was a kid

298
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,383
when I drew all these.

299
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,136
It was like four years ago.

300
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,099
They all look like you.
What?

301
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,143
It's you in all of these.

302
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,479
No.

303
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,690
I wonder what
a shrink would say
if he saw them.

304
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,068
Oh, shut up.

305
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,320
Like you never wanted
a superpower.

306
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,492
[KNOCKING]

307
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,289
Is that your door or mine?
I don't know.

308
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,208
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]

309
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,293
It sounds like mine.

310
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,512
I gotta go.
Where?

311
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,683
Hey, where?

312
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,855
Hey, hold up.
Where are you?

313
00:24:51,323 --> 00:25:06,254
Jane.

314
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,020
Hey, Dad.
Ah, there you are.

315
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,480
Hi, honey.

316
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,650
I saw your car,
so I was pretty sure
you were home.

317
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,987
Yeah, sorry. I was working.
I had my headphones on.

318
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,406
Finally realized that
I wasn't the drum track?

319
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,160
Exactly.
Well, I was in the neighborhood.

320
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,121
Was wondering if you wanted
to grab some lunch.

321
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,581
Sure. Yeah.

322
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:46,502
Hey, uh, this your dad?

323
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,464
Yes.
Hello.

324
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:50,924
JESSE:
Hi.

325
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,842
This is the new tenant.

326
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,678
Donald.
Jesse.

327
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,351
I'm sorry.
Did you need something?

328
00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,146
Uh...

329
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,106
No.
Dad, why don't you come in?

330
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,900
It was nice seeing you.

331
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:12,070
It was nice to meet you.
You too.

332
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,143
WALT JR:
Hey, Dad.

333
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:48,314
Oh. Hey, son. Heh.
Are you home early?

334
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:49,941
No.

335
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,151
Oh, man.

336
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:55,780
It was a good day?

337
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,993
Now it is.
Finally, hot water.
No more toxic waste.

338
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,203
Yes. Yes, indeed.

339
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,915
Top of the line,
on demand,
unlimited supply.

340
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,500
Sweet.
Yeah.

341
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:11,796
Hey, want to take her for a spin?
Oh, yeah.

342
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,674
Heh, heh. All right.
Listen, why don't you
go to the kitchen sink?

343
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:18,094
Let me know
when you're ready,
and I'll give you a holler.

344
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,887
Okay.

345
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,850
Pilot in.

346
00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:26,728
Ignition. Bingo.

347
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,521
Okay.

348
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:32,108
WALT JR: Ready.
All right. Let her rip.

349
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,866
Ah.

350
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,201
Hundred and seventeen
thousand BTUs.

351
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,412
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.

352
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,040
Built-in
corrosion-resistant
draft reducer,

353
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,709
safety thermocouple
with the pilot burner.

354
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,003
Sounds really good,
Dad.

355
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,130
WALT:
And the energy savings.
I mean...

356
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:56,716
Aah.
Oh, oh. Oh, careful, careful, careful.

357
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:59,719
There's probably
some adjustments I need
to make there. You okay?

358
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,555
Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.
Okay.

359
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,268
Son,

360
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,898
about yesterday...
I'm sorry about the pool.

361
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,403
No, no, no,
that was not your fault.
Not at all.

362
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,365
See, your...

363
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,117
Your old man
embarrassed himself,

364
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,578
and I'm not very proud
of my behavior.

365
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:29,582
I have to say
I feel very foolish.

366
00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:36,297
Um, you and Uncle Hank,
you seemed pissed off.

367
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:39,842
No. No. We're fine.
Everything's fine.

368
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:43,930
I called him this morning
and made my apologies.

369
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:50,436
But, son, I owe you
an apology most of all.

370
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:54,315
I should have used
better judgment all around.

371
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,528
Having you drink
in the first place,
it was not right,

372
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,905
and for that I'm very sorry.

373
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,366
But I kept up, right?

374
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:09,455
You and Uncle Hank.
I drank three.

375
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,048
I have some tools to put away.

376
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:51,164
[AIR PURIFIER WHIRRING]

377
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:02,884
[KNOCKING]

378
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,515
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]

379
00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:22,612
Hey.

380
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,032
JESSE:
Uh, yo.

381
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,367
JANE:
You want to
catch a movie later?

382
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,206
Yo.

383
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,374
What?

384
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,835
What was that
all about?

385
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:40,129
What?

386
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,757
Before.
With your dad.

387
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,510
It wasn't about
anything.

388
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:50,765
Oh, okay, so I totally
just misread your total dis?

389
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,226
If anything,
I was doing you
a favor.

390
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,019
A favor?

391
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:57,939
Yeah, I told you.
He's a hard-ass.

392
00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,858
He seemed cool to me.
Yeah, well.

393
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:04,403
So, what's the deal?
There's no deal.

394
00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:07,949
I was helping you out,
okay? Protecting you.

395
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,701
How's that?
I mean,

396
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,413
I'm letting you smoke
in here and everything.

397
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:15,915
[SCOFFS]

398
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,250
I bought a filter.

399
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,835
And I figured
the less he knows,
the better.

400
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,089
You acted like
you didn't even know me.

401
00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:24,757
So?

402
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:28,427
So?
You think I'm gonna be all like:

403
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,680
"Hey, Dad,
meet the stoner guy
who lives next door.

404
00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:33,349
And by the way,
I'm sleeping with him"?

405
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,102
That's all you think
you're doing?

406
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:37,979
Why do you even care
about my dad?

407
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,188
I don't.

408
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:41,440
Good.
Then I don't know why
we're talking about it.

409
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:45,278
Us. All right?
I'm talking about us.

410
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,905
Us.
Yeah.

411
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:50,116
You and me.

412
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,120
Who's you and me?

413
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,629
I'm out of here.

414
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,077
[CHOPS & LIL WEAVAH'S
"MY RIMS" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

415
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,310
[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

416
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,970
[WALT COUGHS]

417
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,021
[GRUNTING]

418
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:46,982
Oh, boy.

419
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:49,151
[SAW BUZZING]

420
00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,703
Dad?

421
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,502
Dad? Hello?

422
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:08,921
WALT:
What? Oh, hey.

423
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:13,050
What are you doing?
We've got rot.

424
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,886
Rot?
Yeah. Here.

425
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,514
I'll show you. Here.

426
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:19,765
Take a look at that.

427
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:25,229
See that? Yeah.
Ever seen anything like it?

428
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,191
It's wood.
It's wood

429
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:31,110
that contains fruiting bodies.

430
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,028
Fruity what?

431
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:36,490
Fungus.
And it is on a rampage.

432
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,743
I don't really see anything.

433
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:42,413
Yeah, well, it's there.
You just have
to know where to look. Here.

434
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,249
Then you cut it all out.

435
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,877
You just cut it out
and start fresh.

436
00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:51,672
Well, better get to it.

437
00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,967
Is the whole house
gonna collapse or something?

438
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,636
Not if I can help it.

439
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,764
[SAW WHIRRING]

440
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,666
Hey. You bucking
for a promotion?

441
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:31,754
Go home already.
I will. I will.

442
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,509
Hey, can I just ask...

443
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,221
the Keller account?
The Keller account?

444
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:44,099
It's listed as a current asset
on this balance sheet,

445
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:48,354
but the invoice was
never presented to
accounts receivable, so...

446
00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:49,605
Oh, God.

447
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:53,025
One of these days
I'm gonna just sort
through all the Dad stuff.

448
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:56,529
He had so many
"Don't worry about it,
pay me Friday" relationships

449
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:58,739
with these little companies.

450
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,535
We'll figure it out tomorrow.
Or not. Heh, heh.

451
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,037
Right. Ahem.

452
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,749
Seriously, you're not gonna
make me lock you in, are you?

453
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:10,918
Sky?

454
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,171
Skyler?

455
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,049
Jesus.

456
00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:19,093
[CRYING]

457
00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:21,512
No, I'm fine.

458
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:26,809
It's hormones. Honestly.
It happens all the time.

459
00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:29,854
I'll see you tomorrow.

460
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,404
What's wrong?

461
00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:43,868
I guess it just...

462
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:50,082
doesn't feel any different.

463
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,590
The, uh, good news?

464
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,928
I mean,
nothing's really changed.

465
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,765
It's just postponed.

466
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:11,770
There was
supposed to be a light
at the end of the tunnel.

467
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,981
Um...

468
00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,444
But lately, it just feels like...

469
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:22,031
More tunnel.

470
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,283
I'm sorry.

471
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:33,042
I just feel so damn ungrateful.

472
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,836
I don't know.

473
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:38,422
For me, it was the flu.

474
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:42,301
What?
My dad rallied at the end.

475
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:44,887
I mean,
it wasn't the full-on
good news Walt got,

476
00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:47,640
different circumstances,
but we were happy,

477
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,475
we were over the moon.

478
00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:52,937
And right then, I got sick.

479
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,148
Flu. Boom.
Knocked me
on my ass for days.

480
00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:59,234
Couldn't get out of bed,
I couldn't move.

481
00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:02,321
Great timing, huh?
Yeah.

482
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:07,368
And I wasn't even putting
two and two together.
I was just thinking:

483
00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,161
"Why now?"

484
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,208
Being that rock.

485
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:16,835
You know,

486
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:21,757
being that rock
takes everything you got.

487
00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,598
Yeah.

488
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,797
[TOOLS CLATTERING]

489
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,805
[WALT GRUNTING]

490
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,735
[WOMAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV]

491
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:27,865
WOMAN [ON TV]:
- Causing the housing prices
to trend.

492
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,577
Foreclosures are being fueled
by a spike in...

493
00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:33,954
[METAL CLATTERS]

494
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:38,792
The economy is rapidly deteriorating
and unemployment is climbing.

495
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,755
With Americans losing money over
rising inflation and tight spending,

496
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,424
the housing market
is unlikely to rebound,

497
00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:48,302
spelling more pain
for the economy.

498
00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:59,104
WALT:
Oh. Yeah.

499
00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:06,820
Mm.

500
00:40:17,207 --> 00:40:19,875
Are you going
to work today?

501
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,421
Skyler, there's rot.

502
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,973
I'm going back.

503
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,273
[DRILL BUZZING]

504
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,273
[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

505
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,278
TED:
All right. We'll take care of that
tomorrow. Okay, good night.

506
00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,745
WOMAN: Good night, Ted.
Good night.

507
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,166
Oh, damn.

508
00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:28,128
Clumsy.
TED: I got it.

509
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,589
No, no, Ted.
You don't have to do that.

510
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:03,205
MAN 1 [ON RECORDING OVER PA]:
Get organized. Storage containers
to meet every need,

511
00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,999
big or small, on Aisle 3.

512
00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:09,878
Stashing your stuff
has never been so easy.

513
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:25,102
WOMAN [ON RECORDING]:
Get a thicker, fuller lawn
in less than six weeks.

514
00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,480
Why can't the grass
always be greener on your side?

515
00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:31,316
Go to Aisle 10 to go green.

516
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:38,657
MAN 2:
Get a manager
on Checkout 4, please.

517
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,993
Manager to Checkout 4.

518
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,587
MAN 3 [ON RECORDING]:
Pest problems? No problem.

519
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:56,591
Your extermination destination
is Aisle 6.

520
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,011
You're buying
the wrong matches.

521
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,680
What?
Those matches.

522
00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,140
They're
the wrong kind.

523
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:06,518
Red phosphorous is found
in the striker strips,

524
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:08,603
not the matches themselves.

525
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:12,524
You need to get
the big 200-count box
of individual matchbooks.

526
00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:18,697
More striker strips.
You understand?

527
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,658
Those only have the one.

528
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,369
And don't buy everything
in one place.

529
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:25,829
Do it piecemeal.

530
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:29,499
Different items,
different stores.
Attracts less attention.

531
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:34,963
Are you following me here?

532
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:43,221
MAN 4 [ON RECORDING]:
You've been putting off
refinishing that deck long enough.

533
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:45,974
We have everything you need
to do the job right.

534
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:47,726
Ha.

535
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,647
MAN 5: Thanks.
CHECKER: Sure.

536
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,900
Next.
Hi. Here you go.

537
00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:58,570
[SCANNER BEEPING]

538
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,868
[TV ON THE RADIO'S
"DLZ" PLAYS]

539
00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:27,265
MAN 1: You didn't buy my stuff?
MAN 2: No, I didn't.

540
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,059
MAN 1:
We don't have time for this.

541
00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,777
Hey, there he is.
That's the guy.

542
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:59,923
Stay out of my territory.

543
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,634
[♪♪♪]