1 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,605 Hey. 2 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,901 You... 3 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,237 You selling? 4 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,031 I don't know what you're talking about. 5 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,450 Okay. That's cool. 6 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:40,957 I'm just saying, you know, if you were selling... 7 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,668 ...I could maybe do with a teenth. 8 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,256 You're kidding, right? 9 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,592 Dude, I so smell bacon. 10 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,095 What? What are you talking about? 11 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:55,972 Oh, gee, I don't know. 12 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:59,016 How about over there. That brown van. 13 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,394 That's yours, right? 14 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,521 What brown van? 15 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,898 Parked all inconspicuous. 16 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,192 It's a cop van. 17 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,446 Yeah, another one right over there. 18 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,907 "Duke City Flowers"? Come on. 19 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,160 Can't you at least be original? 20 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,787 Dude, I just wanna get high. 21 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:22,206 A flower van. 22 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,543 You know what you should do is a garbage truck. 23 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,712 Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect... 24 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,506 ...but if you put cops in the back of a garbage truck... 25 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,800 ...there's no way I'm seriously thinking... 26 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:36,304 ...that there's cops in the back of a garbage truck. 27 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,140 It's a freebie, yo. Just think about it. 28 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,517 Think about it, boys. 29 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,563 All right. I'm hitting it. 30 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,232 You dudes give up that easy? 31 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,443 I'm not a cop. 32 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:54,614 Then lift your shirt. Show me you're not wearing a wire. 33 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,867 All right, you know what? 34 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,870 Just to show you you're being an asshole. 35 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,164 I'm blinded by white. 36 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,373 Douchebag. 37 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,084 Come on. I was joking. Come on. 38 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:10,671 Don't walk away angry. Sit down. Come on. 39 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,175 I mean, what are you complaining about? 40 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,636 You got abs, man. Kind of. 41 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,721 Whatever, dude. 42 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,640 I'm not even sure I wanna buy anymore. 43 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,518 I think you turned me off to the whole thing. 44 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,770 Come on. Don't be like that. 45 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:29,190 I just need you to prove it, you know? 46 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,900 Prove you're not a cop. 47 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,820 How the hell am I supposed to do that? 48 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,364 I don't know. 49 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,952 Hey, I got it. Go over there and punch that dude right in the face. 50 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,912 Which dude? 51 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,372 - That dude? - Yeah. 52 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,041 No way. He'd kick my ass. 53 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,544 True that. 54 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,214 This is so hard, you know? 55 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,511 I know. 56 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,555 It's simple. 57 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:05,226 If you ask a cop if he's a cop, he's, like, obligated to tell you. 58 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,311 It's in the Constitution. 59 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,647 Constitution of America? 60 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,610 So go ahead and ask. 61 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,113 - You a cop? - No, no. Not like that. 62 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,448 Ask it, like, official. 63 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,243 Are you a police officer? 64 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:26,330 No, I am not a police officer. 65 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:29,584 Okay, then. Hundred and seventy-five for a teenth. 66 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,587 The price is the price, yo. 67 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,718 All right. 68 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,079 There you go. Enjoy. 69 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,707 Thanks, man. 70 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,799 Albuquerque Police! You're under arrest! Get down on the ground! 71 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:23,471 Get on your stomach now! On your stomach. Get on the ground! 72 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,600 - Hold it right there. Don't move. - Stay down. 73 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:53,709 I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing. 74 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,879 I better call Saul. 75 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,427 I was out partying, minding my own business... 76 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,349 - You are under arrest. - I better call Saul. 77 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,351 Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. 78 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,269 Did you know that you have rights? 79 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,939 The Constitution says you do. And so do I. 80 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,108 I believe that until proven guilty... 81 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,486 ...every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. 82 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,655 And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque. 83 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,864 Better call Saul. 84 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,158 Saul Goodman, attorney at law, 505-164-CALL. 85 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,370 That's 505-164-CALL. 86 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,750 I really need to get some furniture. 87 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,545 I suggest you start with a bed. 88 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,509 God, I wish we could smoke in here. 89 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:47,054 - Well, you can't. - Yeah, no. I know. 90 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,265 I'm just saying. 91 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,519 Don't think I can't smell that weed. 92 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,604 You better seriously hope that airs out. 93 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,566 My dad will keep your security deposit. 94 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:03,070 He has a nose like a damn bloodhound. 95 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,905 Yeah? 96 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:09,326 Has he ever caught you? 97 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:14,165 Yeah. Many times. 98 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,043 Well, listen. 99 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:21,088 Since I already lost my deposit and all... 100 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,883 ...maybe we should light up. 101 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,472 No, thanks. 102 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,681 You sure? 103 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,643 Well, is it cool if I burn one? 104 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,104 Maybe you'll change your mind. 105 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,402 Do what you wanna do, I guess. 106 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,744 Hey. What'd I say? 107 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,788 Nothing. 108 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,957 I just have to go is all. 109 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,270 What's this? 110 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,606 My 18-month chip. 111 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,318 I'm in recovery. 112 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:30,157 And, you know, pot is like stepping stones. 113 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:36,705 Recovery? That's cool. 114 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,249 Right on. 115 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,626 I respect that. 116 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,671 You know, I don't really burn much anymore. 117 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,799 It's just a sometime thing. 118 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:51,011 But no more, like, in the house. 119 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,810 So you wanna go grab some dinner? 120 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,521 I could really go for some Chinese. 121 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,189 No, I better hit it. 122 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,609 We... 123 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,528 We cool? 124 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,658 Your satellite is on, by the way. 125 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,330 That screen is badass. 126 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,722 I just think it's asking a lot. 127 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,932 He knows it. 128 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,809 He's done nothing but apologize. 129 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,937 Is this gonna be every weekend now? 130 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:45,441 No. It's just the end of the quarter. You remember how that was. 131 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:50,237 But I am earning double time, so there's a bright side. 132 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,823 So when the laziest boy in the world wakes up... 133 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,992 ...tell him he better wash those sneakers. 134 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,202 And I said bye. 135 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,746 And tell him to let them air-dry this time. 136 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,540 I don't want him banging the hell out of my dryer. 137 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,542 What? 138 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,379 What, you don't even get casual Saturday? 139 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,672 I mean... 140 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,549 No, it's just you... 141 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,676 You look nice is all. 142 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,095 It's work, Walt. And everybody is gonna be there. 143 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,264 - Okay. - Okay. 144 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,934 Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight? 145 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,560 Okay. 146 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,270 - Bye. - Bye. 147 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:38,744 Hi. You've reached Walt, Skyler and Walter, Jr. 148 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,288 Please leave a message, and we'll get back to you. 149 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:46,001 Skyler? Are you there? I don't know what to do. 150 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,797 I... I need to talk to you. I... 151 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,550 Hey, Marie. It's me. What's up? 152 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,893 Yesterday I got home and found him. 153 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,063 He didn't even tell me he was coming. 154 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,984 - A man was killed? - A Federale, right in front of him. 155 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:14,280 Three agents wounded, one lost his leg. 156 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:18,117 It's like what you hear about from Iraq or something. 157 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,120 - The IEDs. - Oh, Jesus. 158 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,164 I had to hear about it from Steve Gomez. 159 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,792 Hank talked to his ASAC for about an hour. 160 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,254 Hank could win an Oscar. He's so damn breezy with the man. 161 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:33,507 He hangs up the phone, goes right back to bed. 162 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:39,555 And all he keeps saying is, "I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone." 163 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,372 Baby, not now. 164 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,585 It's... It's me, Hank. Sorry. 165 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,382 Hey, buddy. What's? 166 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,134 What's up? 167 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,055 I just... 168 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,640 Do you mind if I... 169 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,730 So... 170 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,193 How you doing? 171 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,446 Oh, you know, lousy. 172 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,531 Montezuma's revenge, big time. 173 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:45,079 I mean, everything's going through me like crap through a tinhorn. 174 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,039 Better not get too close. 175 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,209 Well, I'll take my chances. 176 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,221 I guess you heard about what happened down in Juárez? 177 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,599 Terrible. 178 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,936 What do you expect? Bunch of freaking animals. 179 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,771 It's like Apocalypse Now down there. 180 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,817 It's like Colonel Kurtz holed up in his jungle. 181 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,947 And my SAC in El Paso sends me home. 182 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:24,535 Now, that's a sound leadership decision right there, huh? 183 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,830 You know, you don't put your second most senior man... 184 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,124 ...on the trail of those motherless bastards... 185 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,792 ...you send him home. 186 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,963 I was, you know, "He's out getting an evidence bag... 187 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,090 ...and so ends up without a scratch on him. 188 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,802 So must be something wrong with that picture, you know." 189 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,307 So are you home for good then? 190 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,811 No, no. It's... 191 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,898 Playing it by ear. To be determined. 192 00:12:57,402 --> 00:13:01,238 Think you might wanna talk it through with somebody? 193 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,491 What, a shrink? No, no, no. Can't go down that road. 194 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,411 Start going down that road, kiss your career goodbye. 195 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:14,293 Or Marie. Or me, if you like. 196 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:24,678 You know, I don't know how to say this. I... 197 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,765 You know, the things I deal with... 198 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,228 ...you and me don't have much of a... 199 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:37,483 What you might call "an experiential overlap." 200 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,160 What if I told you we do? 201 00:13:55,627 --> 00:14:00,130 I have spent my whole life scared. 202 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,302 Frightened of things that could happen... 203 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,846 ...might happen, might not happen. 204 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,558 Fifty years I spent like that. 205 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,897 Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning. 206 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,319 But you know what? 207 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,906 Ever since my diagnosis... 208 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,535 ...I sleep just fine. 209 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,792 Okay. 210 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:42,798 And I came to realize it's that fear that's the worst of it. 211 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,175 That's the real enemy. 212 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,513 So... 213 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,183 Get up. 214 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,936 Get out in the real world. 215 00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:01,316 And you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth. 216 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,042 Do it again. Go on. 217 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,303 Ten thousand even, same as last time. It's totally accurate. 218 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,930 You and I, we are gonna feed this machine. 219 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,767 - I want it running 24 hours a day. - Right on. 220 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,776 Not yours, I take it. 221 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:51,908 We got 10, 20, 30... 222 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:57,122 ...44, five each. 223 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,461 Three pounds should be 48 each. 224 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,712 Who's short? 225 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,673 All right. Don't freak, all right? We didn't get ripped off. 226 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,842 But Badger hasn't kicked in his full amount. 227 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,345 I know he was planning on pulling an all-nighter... 228 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,263 ...so he's probably still in the sack. 229 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,351 Then wake him up. He can sleep after we're paid. 230 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,020 Why you gotta be such a hard-on? 231 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,731 You're not his pal. You're his boss. 232 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,359 This only works when they're scared of you, remember? 233 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,654 Jack off. 234 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,034 It's going straight to voicemail. 235 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,536 Voicemail? 236 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,791 Just chill, okay? Count your money. 237 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,297 - Combo. - Yo, what's up? 238 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,716 You seen Badger? 239 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,636 Don't you cover for him, bitch. 240 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,722 I ask you a straight-up question, I expect a straight-up answer. 241 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,989 Well? 242 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,329 They were too scared to tell me. 243 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,582 Badger got busted. 244 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,584 He's in jail. 245 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,374 Honey, I'm home! 246 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,793 Too slow! What's up? 247 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,795 Got more lives than a damn cat. 248 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,964 Now if I could only learn to lick myself. 249 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,302 What's up, guys? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. 250 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,306 All right. Let's all get back to work, for chrissake, okay? 251 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,768 In my office, man. Let's see what you bozos been up to lately. 252 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,334 You okay? 253 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,044 Hanging in? 254 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,962 What's it look like? 255 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,508 - What's this from A.P. D? - Been checking with them to see... 256 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,177 ...if they come across that famous blue meth of yours. 257 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,846 Sure enough, last night. 258 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,474 Got themselves an honest-to-God dealer. 259 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,977 I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello. 260 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,188 Maybe you'd like to go with me? 261 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,691 Yeah. Well, all right. 262 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,694 You told me to my face you weren't a cop, man. 263 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,322 I feel manipulated. 264 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,115 Thought we were gonna hang out. 265 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,826 We are hanging out, Badger. 266 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,370 You like Badger or Brandon? 267 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,667 I like people who don't, like, abuse the Constitution. 268 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,043 Badger, listen. 269 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,003 Hey. 270 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,756 I'm trying to help you here, man. 271 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:39,636 Now, if you just tell me who your supplier is... 272 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,764 ...I think this can end very well for you. 273 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,977 What're you doing, detective, talking to my client without me present? 274 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,228 You sneaky Pete. 275 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,897 Which is which? 276 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,525 What, did the academy hire you right out of the womb? 277 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,527 You guys get younger every... 278 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,404 What'd you say to baby face? 279 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,030 Did you say anything stupid? 280 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,241 By "anything stupid," I mean anything at all. 281 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,910 Look at you. Mouth open, vocal chords a-twitter. 282 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,454 We'll talk about it later. Right now, you out. 283 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,916 Ten minutes ago. Go on. There are laws, detective. 284 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,294 Have your kindergarten teacher read them to you. 285 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:16,214 Go grab a juice box. Have a nap. Go on. 286 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760 All right. 287 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,680 Who do we have? 288 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,599 Brandon Mayhew. 289 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:29,102 Brandon Mayhew. All right. 290 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,688 Brandon Mayhew. 291 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:37,527 - Here we go. Public masturbation. - What? 292 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,614 I don't get it. What's the kick? Why don't you do it at home... 293 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,451 ...with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view? 294 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,162 In a Starbucks. That's nice. 295 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,289 That ain't me, man. I... 296 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:54,252 I was the guy who was selling meth. Allegedly. 297 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,339 Okay. All right. I got you. Meth. Right. 298 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,674 Sorry, that was a little transpositional error. 299 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,510 Nothing a little Wite-Out can't take care of. 300 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,639 Yeah, and felony quantity. 301 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,141 - Just barely. - Yeah, just barely. 302 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,394 The cops are like butchers. Always got their thumbs on the scales. 303 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,480 But good luck arguing that in court. 304 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,399 Let me get down to brass tacks. 305 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,318 I'm gonna get you a second phone call. 306 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,528 You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy... 307 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,114 ...or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader... 308 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,451 ...and they're gonna deliver me a check for $4650. 309 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,287 I'm gonna write that down on the back of my business card. 310 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,040 Four-six-five-zero. Okay? 311 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,378 And I need that in a cashier's check or a money order, doesn't matter. 312 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,047 Actually, I want it in a money order. 313 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,008 And make it out to "Ice Station Zebra Associates." 314 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,678 That's my loan-out. It's totally legit. 315 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,930 It's done just for tax purposes. 316 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,683 And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard... 317 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:53,770 ...but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask. All right? 318 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,021 Any questions? 319 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,943 You're gonna get me off, right? 320 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:04,823 What do I look like, your high-school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting? 321 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:08,702 That's a joke, Brandon. Lighten up. 322 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,706 Son, I promise you this. 323 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:16,042 I will give you the best criminal defense... 324 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,627 ...that money can buy. 325 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,715 Yeah, but, Francesca, I took these already. 326 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,633 Didn't I take these already? 327 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,803 It's on your head. You're not supposed to double up on vitamin A. 328 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,888 It's bad for the liver. 329 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,600 Okay, who's next? 330 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,061 Did him. I did him. 331 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,522 That one went public defender. Thanks for nothing. 332 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,817 What happened to my masturbator? You got me all turned around. 333 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,902 Hang on. I'll get back to you. 334 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:47,866 I sense you're discussing my client. Anything you care to share with me? 335 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,702 Sure. Your commercials? They suck ass. 336 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,039 I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse. 337 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,999 Is that like the one your mom works at? 338 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:59,002 Is she still offering the two-for-one discount? 339 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,088 DEA, huh? For a street bust. 340 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,425 Now, what would two feds want with that little twerp? 341 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,483 Sooner or later, this was gonna happen. 342 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,027 You want your exponential growth... 343 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,279 ...guys are gonna get busted. Simple as that. 344 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:29,407 How about we get him a real attorney? What the hell is this? 345 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,284 This is who he hires? 346 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,496 What? Are you kidding me? This is the guy you want. 347 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,540 This is the guy I'd hire. 348 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,709 It's the guy you'd hire. 349 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,252 Look, you remember Emilio? 350 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,589 Okay, this dude got Emilio off, like, twice. Okay? 351 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:49,344 Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo. And then, poof. 352 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:50,720 Dude is like Houdini. 353 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,722 Seriously, when the going gets tough... 354 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,766 ...you don't want a criminal lawyer. 355 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,311 You want a "criminal" lawyer. 356 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,313 Know what I'm saying? 357 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,025 Look, we're in good shape, Mr. White. 358 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,486 Badger is way too loyal to roll. 359 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,655 Plus, he's scared shitless of me, all right. 360 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:13,159 We pay four large. Cost of business. Take it out of his payroll. 361 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,120 And it's only his first dealing rap... 362 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,914 ...so, worst-case scenario, you know, they plead him out. 363 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:21,668 He does five months picking up litter in an orange jump suit. 364 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:26,840 So who goes inside? I don't need them seeing my face. 365 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,592 Well, I don't need them seeing my face. 366 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,887 Why not? You look like his typical clientele. 367 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,556 Dick. 368 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,266 Fine. 369 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,477 We'll flip for it, all right? Call it. 370 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,689 Heads. 371 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,872 Mayhew? Mr. Mayhew? 372 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,721 Mr. Mayhew. 373 00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:17,891 Nice of you to come down. Please. 374 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,350 Look at you. 375 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:23,563 Should I call the FBI and tell them I found D.B. Cooper? 376 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:24,939 Joking. 377 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,233 L... Please, come on. 378 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:29,235 Come on. Please. 379 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,237 Hello. 380 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:34,616 Saul Goodman. Please sit. 381 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:42,081 So it's a shame that we have to meet under these circumstances. 382 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:49,422 I believe you have something for me? 383 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,758 Oh, yes. 384 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:58,723 - Mayhew. Is that Irish or English? - Irish. 385 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,768 Faith and begorra. A fellow potato-eater. 386 00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:04,354 My real name is McGill. 387 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,773 The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. 388 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:11,027 They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak. 389 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,489 I digress. Good things are happening. 390 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:18,534 Fact is, your nephew is gonna get out in no time. 391 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,370 That's wonderful, yeah. 392 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,956 There's still a few details to be ironed out... 393 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,124 ...but now that the DEA is involved... 394 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:29,045 ...I think he's looking at time served, then probation. 395 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,632 So leave your number with Francesca, and we'll be in touch. 396 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,467 - Excuse me, the DEA? - Yeah. 397 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,263 That's the Drug Enforcement Administration. The feds. 398 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:43,476 I hope that I'm not the breaker of bad news... 399 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:47,230 ...but your nephew got mixed up with some pretty nasty customers. 400 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:48,439 I understand that. 401 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,358 What does that have to do with the DEA? 402 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,068 They're after some mystery man... 403 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,737 ...some heavy-hitter that goes by the name Heisenberg. 404 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,365 They want this guy like the ax wants the turkey. 405 00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,492 Seems young Brandon may have information... 406 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,536 ...that could lead to his arrest. 407 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,080 Jesus, cheer up. This is good news. 408 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:06,833 I mean, Brandon fell head-first into the doo-doo pile... 409 00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:09,002 ...and came up smelling like Paco Rabanne. 410 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:13,339 Wait, wait. Look, I just... I think... 411 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:18,678 I just think that we should review our options. 412 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,305 Options? 413 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,515 I'm gonna tell you what your options are. 414 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:26,311 You got a grand total of two. Option A: Brandon takes the deal. 415 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,688 Option B: Brandon goes up to the penitentiary... 416 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:31,524 ...and gets his rectum resized about yay big. 417 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:35,361 Look, look. What about reprisals? 418 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,363 I mean, if Badger... 419 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:43,036 If Brandon informs on this Heisenberg... 420 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,204 I mean, what if, God forbid... 421 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:50,209 ...that they decide to take revenge? 422 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,211 What have you been telling him? 423 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,840 The kid keeps spouting off about, "If I talk, they'll kill me." 424 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,968 Right now, he's the only thing holding up this deal. 425 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,847 - Good. - No, that's not good. That's terrible. 426 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:06,142 Trust me, sir, your nephew won't last in prison two weeks. 427 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:09,020 You let him take his chances on the outside. 428 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,189 Maybe I can work in some witness protection. 429 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:15,068 No, look, look. These are vicious, desperate people. 430 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:20,239 I've been told that one of them killed another man... 431 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:23,910 ...by crushing his head with an ATM machine. 432 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,580 People love to take credit for the fun ones. 433 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:31,250 The guy who got his head smooshed used to be a client of mine. 434 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,045 His wife killed him, all right? It was open and shut. 435 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,756 Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay? 436 00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:40,301 I'm gonna set your nephew straight, get him singing like a canary... 437 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,929 ...all's right with the world. 438 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,141 Ten thousand dollars. 439 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:03,616 Ten thousand, cash to you. 440 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:08,496 I'm not saying to throw the case. 441 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:13,584 Just no talking to the DEA. 442 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,130 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 443 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,298 Yes. 444 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,968 What's it going to be? 445 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,806 What, dude wouldn't take a bribe? 446 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,976 That dude in there? Saul Goodman we're talking about? 447 00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:31,853 Yeah. "Morally outraged," he said. 448 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,479 Threatened to call the police. 449 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:38,651 - Wait, and Badger is gonna spill? - Like the Exxon Valdez. 450 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,779 So, what do we do about it? 451 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,500 Hey, Francesca, how about I follow you home? 452 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:55,751 No. 453 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,628 For safety. 454 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,380 What? 455 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,135 God, you are killing me with that booty. 456 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:19,358 Talk to me. Come on, talk to me, guys. I don't know... 457 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:23,196 Come on, just tell me what you want. Jesus! 458 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,532 Oh, no, no, no! 459 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,660 No, it wasn't me. It was Ignacio. He's the one. 460 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,622 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 461 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:37,376 Shut up, dude. 462 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,963 Shut up, all right? Just speak English. 463 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:44,050 Lalo didn't send you? No Lalo? 464 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,803 - Who? - Oh, thank God! Oh, Christ! 465 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,556 Oh, I thought... 466 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,726 What can I do for you, gentlemen? 467 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:56,354 Anything. Just tell me what you need. 468 00:30:56,522 --> 00:31:00,650 This afternoon, an associate of ours offered you $10,000. 469 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,401 You should have taken it. 470 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:05,696 Wait a minute. This is in regards to what's-his-name? 471 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,324 Badger! Brandon Mayhew. 472 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:11,035 The uncle. That was your guy? 473 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,997 No offense, but I don't take bribes from strangers, you know? 474 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,542 Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. 475 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:22,171 - But I'll take your money! Sure! - No, that offer has expired, yo. 476 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:26,300 It was kind of low anyways. But okay, okay, I'll take it. 477 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,219 Just tell me what you need, all right? 478 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,513 I'm easy. I'm gonna keep a happy thought... 479 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:33,015 ...and assume this is just a negotiating tactic. 480 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:36,269 All right, listen to me very carefully. 481 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,354 You are going to give Badger Mayhew... 482 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:41,691 ...the best legal representation ever. 483 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,151 But no deals with the DEA. 484 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:48,030 All right? Badger will not identify anyone to anybody. 485 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,783 If he does, you're dead. 486 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:55,204 Why don't you just kill Badger? 487 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:01,002 I mean, follow me, but if a mosquito is buzzing around you... 488 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,422 ...and it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the attorney. 489 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:08,050 You go grab a fly swatter. I mean, so to speak. 490 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,637 I mean, all due respect, but do I have to spell this out for you? 491 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:15,266 - We're not killing Badger, yo. - Then you got real problems, okay. 492 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,476 Because the DEA will come down on your boy... 493 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,604 ...like a proverbial ton of bricks. 494 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,897 I don't think I'm going out on a limb here... 495 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,899 ...but, hey, he's not gonna like prison. 496 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:28,613 He's gonna sing like Celine Dion regardless of what you do to me. 497 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:35,494 Mr. Mayhew? 498 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:41,834 Recognize your cough. Take that mask off, you know. Get some air. 499 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,711 Go on. 500 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,511 - God. - Take it easy. 501 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:55,348 Breathe in, breathe out. 502 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:59,435 All right. I'm gonna stand up, all right? Because I got bad knees. 503 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,021 That's better. 504 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:06,359 Okay, now listen. The three of us are gonna work this out. 505 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,069 Yeah? How? 506 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,030 First thing, you'll put a dollar in my pocket, both of you. 507 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,035 You want attorney-client privilege, don't you? 508 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,288 So that everything you say is strictly between us. 509 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,375 I mean it. Put a dollar in my pocket. 510 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,210 Come on, make it official. 511 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,962 Come on, do it. 512 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:31,008 That's it, come on. Just a dollar. 513 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:38,891 All right, now you, ski bum. Come on. Give with the dollar. 514 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,601 - Go on. - Be smart. 515 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,269 What? 516 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,733 - All I got is a five. - I'll take a five. 517 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:51,529 Come on, already. Come on. Be cool. 518 00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:55,950 Okay, you're now both officially represented... 519 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:57,743 ...by Saul Goodman and Associates. 520 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:02,331 Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment. 521 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:06,043 Take the ski mask off. Feel like I'm talking to the Weather Underground. 522 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,922 Just do it. 523 00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:17,930 Okay, so if a prison shanking is completely off the table... 524 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,390 And we're sure of that? 525 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,519 No shanking! 526 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,022 All right, all right. 527 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:32,069 The way I see it is somebody is going to prison. 528 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,867 It's just a matter of who. 529 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:42,580 All right. Lame-ass TV ads aside... 530 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:46,292 ...your lawyer here, he cooked you up a pretty killer deal. 531 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:47,752 Time served, no probation. 532 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:51,297 It's pretty slick. Couldn't believe the judge went for it. 533 00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:54,592 Don't get cocky. You ain't home free yet. 534 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,844 You don't give us the name of your supplier... 535 00:34:57,012 --> 00:35:00,264 ...you're going nowhere. - The tough guy act is unnecessary. 536 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,767 This young man is cooperating fully. 537 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,895 Is that right? Yeah, you cooperating? 538 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,735 Okay, let's start with a name. 539 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,281 He just goes by Heisenberg. 540 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:18,824 Heisenberg, huh? 541 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,660 How old is this Heisenberg? 542 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:26,165 Old. Like 50 or 70 or something. 543 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,501 - Height? - Average, I guess. 544 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,586 Medium height, medium weight. 545 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:33,798 - What color hair? - No hair. 546 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,633 Dude is balder than you. 547 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,304 1963, James Edward Kilkelly... 548 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:43,015 ...is convicted of stealing a vending machine. 549 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:46,018 1975, breaking and entering. 550 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,854 1982, grand theft auto. 551 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:51,398 1984, armed robbery. 552 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:55,945 1987, 1992. You get the idea. And here he is today. 553 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,030 Better known as Jimmy In-and-Out. 554 00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:03,744 City, State, and Federal, he's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside. 555 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:07,206 Entire life behind bars. 556 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,959 Jimmy provides a very special service. 557 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:13,003 For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you. 558 00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:17,716 On purpose? The guy goes to prison on purpose? 559 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,553 He's actually more comfortable inside. 560 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,180 The outside world hasn't been too kind to him. 561 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,226 Sometime during the Clinton administration... 562 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:31,564 ...Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit. 563 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:40,865 - So when does all this happen? - It's already happening. 564 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,366 The buy is set for tomorrow. 565 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,244 Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out, everybody's happy... 566 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:48,455 ...and all it's gonna cost you is 80 thousand and one pound... 567 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,165 ...of your finest meth. 568 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:58,632 Eighty thousand dollars for eight years of his life, huh? 569 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,051 First of all, he's not gonna do eight years. 570 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,053 I'll represent him, and I guarantee... 571 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,765 ...there'll be some unexpected problems with the prosecution's case. 572 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,602 Secondly, he gets 30. Fifty goes to me. 573 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,855 - You get 50? For what? - For facilitating. 574 00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,733 Who's taking a bigger risk here? He likes prison. 575 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,943 You did bring the cash, didn't you? 576 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:21,238 Look, if this option is too expensive... 577 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,867 ...you can still always... Badger in the chow line. 578 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,262 Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? 579 00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:05,199 All right. There's our boy. 580 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,661 Right on time. 581 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,846 - Go back. - What? All right, all right. 582 00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:44,863 So, what do you think? They see us? 583 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,157 No, man, I think we're good. 584 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,665 Badger looks like he's gonna throw up. 585 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,542 Give me those back. 586 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,711 Just give them to me. 587 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,171 Oh, no. 588 00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:02,965 Where the hell is Jimmy? 589 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,175 Should've been here 10 minutes ago. 590 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:10,097 You think Jimmy is actually for real? A guy who wants to be in prison? 591 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,683 There's more than one kind of prison. 592 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,727 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 593 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:17,396 There he is... Wait a minute. 594 00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:21,150 - Oh, no, no, no. - What? What? Let me see. 595 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,903 - Who the hell is that? - I don't know. 596 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:31,577 Mr. Heisenberg, I presume. 597 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,288 Time to move? 598 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,623 Let's see the exchange. 599 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:42,463 No, no. Oh, shit! 600 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,758 - What? - Now he shows. 601 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,180 Okay, let's do this. 602 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,685 No, no. 603 00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,438 Oh, my God. Jimmy is on the wrong bench. Crap! 604 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,732 We are screwed! 605 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,317 What are you doing? 606 00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:05,652 Hey, what are you doing? 607 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,617 I don't get it. What's the holdup? 608 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:23,629 Where's the stuff, man? 609 00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:25,964 - Where are we going? - Just shut up. 610 00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:33,055 Get out. Go stop him. 611 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,682 The DEA is right there. If they see me, we're screwed. 612 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,392 Get out. I'll do something. 613 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,603 - What? - Just go! 614 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,660 Hank, I thought that was you. 615 00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,453 Schrader, I'm blocked. 616 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,414 - Walt, not a good time. - How you doing? You feeling okay? 617 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:00,624 Schrader, I'm blocked. 618 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,335 We're working. You gotta get out of here. 619 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:06,880 - Working? Oh, like DEA working? - Schrader, we're missing it. Schrader. 620 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,133 Is something going down? 621 00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:13,929 Wrong guy, wrong guy. Other bench. 622 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:21,854 Walt, Walt. 623 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:24,189 - Walter, move your ass now. - Okay. 624 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,191 Listen, I'll just go, leave you alone. 625 00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:29,194 - We'll talk about it later. Just floor it. - Should I back up? 626 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:30,821 - Go that way. - Forward is better? 627 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,865 I'll be out of the way there. Okay, okay. 628 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,534 I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 629 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:38,328 - I'll leave you alone. - We'll talk later. Just go. 630 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,957 Where'd he go? Where the hell did he go? 631 00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:47,171 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Got him. 632 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:56,805 - Looks like it's going down. - Take him. 633 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,816 Freeze! Hey, right there. Don't move. 634 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:11,653 Come on, get him up. 635 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,123 Jesus! 636 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,959 I think they bought it. 637 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:30,756 Absolutely. 638 00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:34,343 Textbook bust, sir. Yes, sir. 639 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:37,095 Looks like we got a full pound of the blue stuff. 640 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:42,059 Oh, and Heisenberg's real name? James Kilkelly. 641 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:47,439 Thank you. Thank you very much. It was my pleasure. 642 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:15,509 Hey. 643 00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,012 You weren't home, so I let the delivery guys in. 644 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,641 - I hope that's okay. - Absolutely. 645 00:43:31,985 --> 00:43:34,194 So you bought a bed. 646 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,780 Yeah. 647 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:39,074 What is that, a king? 648 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,161 Pillow top? 649 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:23,285 Oh, my God. You really are a chemistry teacher. 650 00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:29,750 You mind? 651 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,048 I was terrible at chemistry. 652 00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:38,884 I'm more of a humanities guy. 653 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:41,678 - How did you find me? - We should talk about that. 654 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:46,224 It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. 655 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,060 My PI charged me for three hours... 656 00:44:48,227 --> 00:44:51,229 ...so I seriously doubt it took him more than one. 657 00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:57,277 So this is what, blackmail? 658 00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,196 Walter, I'm your lawyer. 659 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:03,825 Anything you say to me is totally privileged. 660 00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:06,578 I'm not in the shake down racket. 661 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,206 I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? 662 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:12,542 Especially drug dealers. 663 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:17,005 So, what, you're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart? 664 00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:20,842 Come on. Have you seen my hourly rate? 665 00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:24,096 By the way, where do you keep the money? 666 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:28,600 Is it in your mattress? Is it in a jelly jar buried in the side yard? 667 00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:31,770 This kid Mayhew may be the first of your guys to get picked up... 668 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,271 ...but he won't be the last. 669 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:37,025 And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be? 670 00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,652 I don't understand. 671 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:41,738 What exactly are you offering to do for me? 672 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:46,284 What did Tom Hagen do for Vito Corleone? 673 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:49,788 I'm no Vito Corleone. 674 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:52,749 No shit. Right now, you're Fredo. 675 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,459 But with some sound advice... 676 00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:57,045 ...and the proper introductions, who knows? 677 00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:59,214 I'll tell you, you've got the right product. 678 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:02,175 Anything that gets the DEA's panties in this big a bunch... 679 00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,052 ...you're on to something special. 680 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:08,640 And I would like to be a small and silent part of it. 681 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,269 Food for thought, yeah? 682 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:22,154 So if you wanna make more money and keep the money that you make... 683 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,490 ..."Better call Saul!"