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[MAN 1 SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

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[MAN 2 SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

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[♪♪♪]

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[PEOPLE SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY]

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DELCAVOLl:
Well, we've come a long way, Walt.

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Here at the end of round one,

7
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I'm gonna recommend
cautious optimism.

8
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We'll check back in two months,
see how you've responded,

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reassess and decide
our next move, if any.

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That's right around the time
the baby's due, correct?

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Uh, yeah.

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Well, try to think of this
as good timing.

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You'll start feeling better soon,
more like yourself.

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And your hair should start
to come back.

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Ah.

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Kind of gotten used
to the old cue-ball look.

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I prefer to think of it as streamlined.
Right. Aerodynamic.

18
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So no more confusion?

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No more...?
No. No. Absolutely none.

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How are you two holding up?

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Fine.

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I mean, you know,
we're busy,

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but we're good. Absolutely.

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It's all good.

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OFFICE MANAGER:
So we're not going
through an insurer.

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Is that correct?

27
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Yes. Direct bill.

28
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Just need to print it out
for you.

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Thank you.

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Um...

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I thought we had discussed
a cash discount.

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Absolutely. It's included.

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Just a reminder.

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We do have
a payment plan available,
should you be interested.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay.

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OFFICE MANAGER:
Congratulations.

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Thank you.

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SKYLER:
Okay, well,
then what about the MRI?

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Can you...?
Can you please explain to me

41
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the distinction between
diagnostic and exploratory?

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Yeah, but either way,
his doctor ordered it.

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Okay, you know,
it should be covered.

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You bet I will.
Yeah, in triplicate.

45
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Okay. Well, I'm sorry
you couldn't be
of more help too.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Bitch.

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Hi.

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Been around someone
who smokes?

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No.

51
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The hospital bill came.

52
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That was fast.
Yeah.

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Three-day stay,
13,000 and counting.

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Is this something that
Gretchen and Elliott
might cover?

55
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I mean,

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I know it's strictly
your domain, but, um...

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They will. I'm sure they will.

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I'll handle it.

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[♪♪♪]

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[SIGHS]

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Oh, God.

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[KNOCKING]

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AGENT:
Bring me up to speed on
Tuco Salamanca.

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Dead.
Still?

65
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Completely.
Okay, then.

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Well, thanks for stopping by.
Okay.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

68
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So things are quiet, you know.
Not a lot of crystal
on the streets right now.

69
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,251
Good.
Of course, that's not gonna last.

70
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:07,421
Wait to see who's gonna
rally the roaches now that
his turf's up for grabs.

71
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No takers so far?

72
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,593
Well, we keep
hearing a name.
Heisenberg.

73
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Lately pretty much
every dime-bagger
we come across.

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Heisenberg?
Yeah, I know.

75
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,601
Maybe it's a
tweaker urban legend.

76
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Still, somebody somewhere
is cooking that big blue
we keep finding.

77
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Anyway, we'll stay on it.

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Know why sharks
are at the top
of the food chain, Hank?

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Because they have
three sets of teeth and will
take a bite out of anything?

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Some of those suckers
travel thousands of miles

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in pursuit of their prey.

82
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Yeah, I think I heard that.

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You, my friend, are a great white.

84
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How does Albuquerque liaison

85
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Tri-State Border Interdiction
Task Force sound?

86
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Like one hell of a promotion.

87
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As of the 1 st, I want you
to split your time
between here and El Paso.

88
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Thank you, sir.
Thank you.

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Heh, heh.
What you gonna do without me,
Gomey?

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00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:11,694
Celebrate. I won't have to
look at your ugly mug
six days a week. Heh-heh-heh.

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00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,697
Hey, buddy,
I am the brains and the brawn.

92
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I'm the whole package.
I'm glad I didn't just eat.

93
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I'm surprised your head
still fits through the door.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Hey, you wanna grab lunch?
Hell, yeah. Because you're buying.

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00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,833
Done.
I'll meet you morons downstairs.

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Try not to get lost on the way.

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Schrader.

99
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,547
Yeah. Hey, Ricky.

100
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,383
How you doing?
Yeah, I'm stoked too.

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Yeah, El Paso.

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AGENT:
Here's the man.

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Hey, congratulations, Hank.
HANK: Thanks.

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[HUMMING]

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00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,758
[♪♪♪]

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[PANTING]

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[DINGS]

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GOMEZ:
Gets two in the sand,
two in the forest, you know?

109
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And then he says,
"Give me a four," you know?

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HANK:
Hey. Hey.

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Hey.

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CLOVIS:
You got some nerve
coming back here.

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Or you're even dumber
than I thought.

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Yeah, well, maybe both.

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Balance for the tow,
the repairs,

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and extra for damages
and stuff, the gate,

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the toilet.

118
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Look, like I said,

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my word is my bond.

120
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:18,964
What would you charge me
to store this here?

121
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A million-five.
Come on, yo.

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00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,511
Your sister.
Dog, I'm serious, all right?

123
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:29,349
I got storage needs.
And I got scratch up front.

124
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We could, you know, negotiate.

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00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,484
Five hundred.

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A month?
A week.

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For real?

128
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,782
See you.
Wait, wait, wait.

129
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Just hold on.
Just chill.

130
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Okay. Sounds good.
Totally doable.

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Outside.
Inside.

132
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,044
Forget it.
Man, come on.

133
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Your fence is too easy to climb.

134
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,050
Inside, padlocked,
plus gate privileges.

135
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,221
Come again?
Gate, in and out, privileges.

136
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:12,142
Month to month.
Cash up front.
Inside.

137
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,895
And I don't know you.
I don't know jack.

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00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,396
Yeah.

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00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,036
You selling?

140
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,163
I'll let you take it
for nine Gs.

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00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,375
[SIGHS]

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00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,048
What about that one?

143
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,512
Serious?

144
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,014
[JOHNNY RINGO'S
"HOOK 'EM HORNS"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

145
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,869
JESSE:
It's Jane, right?

146
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,540
Well, Jane, I gotta say,
this place is awesome.

147
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,752
Really? Does it inspire awe?
No. I mean, you know, it's great.

148
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,380
Just what I've been looking for.
That's what I meant. Uh...

149
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,466
I had an entire house before,
detached and all.

150
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:31,013
But I was just tired of
the lawn care, upkeep
and whatnot. You know?

151
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,224
Well, the blinds are new.
Everything's been painted.

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00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:35,892
[GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRS]

153
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,144
Jesus.

154
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,773
Utilities are included.

155
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,775
Ah, stacking. Sweet.

156
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,695
You got cable?
Already wired. Just call to activate.

157
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,530
High speed, whatever.

158
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,408
Bathroom, cool tile.

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00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,452
Bedroom.

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00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,786
Nice.

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00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,165
I'm a fan of the hardwood.

162
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,628
So you're interested?
Definitely. Definitely, yeah.

163
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,796
And you're good
with NP, NS?

164
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,550
Uh, sorry. What?

165
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,427
In the ad?
No smoking, no pets.

166
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,928
You wanna smoke,
you do it outside.

167
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,057
Uh, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Um, it's cool. No worries.

168
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:19,353
All right, the usual drill.
I'll need a W-2 or recent pay stub,
current employer,

169
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,147
former address, you know,
the yadda yadda.

170
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,026
And if it's all copacetic, I'll call.

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00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,863
Yeah. Look, uh,

172
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,531
the thing is,

173
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,367
I can...

174
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,035
Unbelievable.

175
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,371
I'm just currently
in between situations.

176
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,872
Then I'm currently not renting.

177
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,709
Look, look, I got the money
and I'm totally good for it
for, like, ever.

178
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:46,380
Come on, yo, can you please,
please just help a brother out?

179
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,174
Yo, my dad's not really
a make-exceptions kind of guy.

180
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,551
Trust me.
Your dad?

181
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,554
Owns the place.
I manage it.

182
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,973
Pen on paper.
That's what I need.

183
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,892
Or go run your game
somewhere else.

184
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,311
Dude, I got nowhere else to go.
This is it.

185
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,897
And I got no game, all right?

186
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,733
I just need a chance.

187
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,365
Look, um, my folks,
they kicked me out.

188
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,535
I'm a disappointment,
apparently.

189
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,621
Didn't meet
their expectations again.

190
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,624
So you know,
now I'm persona non gratis
or whatever.

191
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,962
But you know what?
I'm a good person,
and I work hard.

192
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,589
I will pay you every month
and I will pay you on time.

193
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,759
I will not mess this up, okay?
I swear.

194
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,936
Rent just went up.

195
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,939
A hundred more a month.
That's the cash price.

196
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,691
JESSE:
Yes.

197
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,943
Okay. Yes.

198
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,863
Hey, you rock.
Thank you. Thank you.
You won't regret this.

199
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,782
And in addition to first and last,
I want two more months.

200
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,452
DBAA fee, nonrefundable.

201
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:03,206
Yeah, of course.
No problem. DBAA.
Obviously, yeah.

202
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:09,129
All right.
So, what's DBAA?

203
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,673
Don't be an asshole.
Gotcha.

204
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,426
I live next door.
Really?

205
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,971
And don't think for one second
you have squatter's rights,
because you don't.

206
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,723
If you blow this,
I want you gone.

207
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,225
I know guys that'll have
your skinny ass out back
by the Dumpster

208
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,603
faster than you can blink.

209
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,938
Wow.

210
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,149
I'll fill it in.
Just sign your name.

211
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,650
Which is what,
by the way?

212
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,153
It's Jesse.

213
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:37,157
Uh, Jesse Jackson.

214
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,326
Seriously?

215
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,204
What?

216
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,672
[HANK SINGING]

217
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,984
[HUMMING]

218
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,629
What are you doing?
Beating off.

219
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:33,922
What's it look like I'm doing?

220
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,509
That is in fact exactly
what it looks like to me.

221
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,804
Brewing is an art form, Marie.
I think you'd appreciate that
by now.

222
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:44,015
Christmas, batch of '06?
Come on.

223
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,393
So let me get this straight.

224
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:51,189
You call in sick
the day after receiving
a long-awaited,

225
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,733
career-boosting promotion,

226
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:58,238
so you can play Oktoberfest
in your man cave?

227
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,824
I don't get it.
Really, I don't.

228
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,993
Babe, relax.

229
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,538
Please, don't tell me to relax.
Sorry, I forgot.

230
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,748
You know I hate that.
Right.

231
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,709
Dave said
I should express that.

232
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,628
All I'm saying is everything's fine.

233
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,172
I can take a day.

234
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,091
No big deal.

235
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:23,555
Now get that sweet ass out of here
so I can concentrate.

236
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,724
[GROWLING]

237
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,932
[HANK GRUNTS]

238
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,444
[♪♪♪]

239
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,176
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

240
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,873
JESSE:
Okay, so, what's the plan?

241
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,376
WALT:
The plan is we cook.

242
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:21,006
JESSE: Why are we cooking
when we can't even move
what we cook?

243
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,601
Well, how much do you think
you can sell on your own?

244
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,521
Say if I cook during the days,
and you work the nights.

245
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,523
Dude.
What?

246
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,568
Prior to Tuco,
that was your plan,
wasn't it?

247
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:45,196
Now, I understand it'll be
a fraction of what
we brought in before,

248
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,616
but still, what choice do we have?
First of all, there's no we.

249
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:52,912
Okay? You're talking me,
solo, busting hump
slinging shards.

250
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,330
I got profile now.

251
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,751
Don't you get that?
DEA's up my ass.

252
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,337
No, I'm not exposing myself
to that level of risk
for chump change.

253
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,090
No way.
Then what do you suggest?

254
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:09,179
I don't think either of us
are eager to jump into bed
with another Tuco.

255
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,603
I got bills, man.

256
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,104
You've got bills?

257
00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:20,148
Rent, yo. Responsibilities.

258
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,150
I've already lost
more than I've made,

259
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:25,028
and I am tired of
dicking around out here.

260
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:28,281
You wanna know
how much I've got left?

261
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,575
After completing
my first round of treatment

262
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:34,287
and financing the world's
most expensive alibi? Huh?

263
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,456
Zero. Zip. Nothing.

264
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,751
I've got nothing to show
for all of this.
Nothing for my family,

265
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,046
which, as you might remember,
was the whole damn point.

266
00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:45,590
[COUGHING]

267
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:50,887
But seeing as
throwing in the towel
is not an option,

268
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:54,140
that leaves us with
a total of two choices:

269
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:57,393
We go into business with
yet another homicidal lunatic,

270
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,646
or you and I start...
We...

271
00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:03,608
You selling
whatever you can.

272
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,613
There's a third way.

273
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,991
And what would that be?

274
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,913
We got to be Tuco.

275
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,499
All right?
Cut out the middleman.
Run our own game.

276
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:23,545
So you're going to what?

277
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,922
Snort meth off a bowie knife?

278
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,175
You gonna beat your homeys
to death when they "dis" you?

279
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:33,930
Look, I know some guys.
All right? L...
I can create a network.

280
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:38,017
Look,
we control production
and distribution.

281
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,437
That way,
we stay off the front lines while
moving some serious glass.

282
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,691
I mean, the point here is
to make money, right?

283
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,192
Sky-high stacks.

284
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,029
No.
No? That's not the point?

285
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,824
No, I am not willing
to do that.

286
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,660
Who said anything about you?

287
00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,832
I don't vote for this plan.

288
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,211
I'm not comfortable
bringing in unknown entities
into our operation.

289
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,964
Yeah?
Well, you don't get to vote.

290
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,719
I beg your pardon?

291
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:16,723
This is a partnership, remember?
I rem... Oh, I remember.

292
00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,058
Yeah, you cook, I sell.

293
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:22,562
That was the division of labor
when we started all this.

294
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,939
And that's exactly
how we should have kept it.

295
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,984
Because I sure as hell didn't
find myself locked in a trunk

296
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,403
or on my knees
with a gun to my head

297
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:33,573
before your greedy old ass
came along. All right?

298
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,917
All right,
I will admit to a bit
of a learning curve.

299
00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:47,045
And perhaps
I was overly ambitious.

300
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,298
In any case,
it's not gonna happen
that way anymore.

301
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,175
Yeah,
damn straight.

302
00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:54,385
Know why?

303
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,388
Because we do things
my way this time,

304
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,432
or I walk.

305
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:07,273
You need me more than
I need you, Walt.

306
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,247
[KNOCKING]

307
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,964
Yo, enter my casa.
Yo, Skinny Pete.
What's up, brother?

308
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,173
What up with it, yo?

309
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:35,635
Hey, Combo. Good to see you.
Welcome to my humble abode.

310
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,596
Good deal, mover.
Good deal.

311
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:43,810
Yo, Badge, hey.
Cool crib, man.

312
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,645
Hey, it echoes.

313
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,480
Hello.

314
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,649
Hello. Hello, hello, hello.
JESSE: Ha, ha, ha.

315
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,567
All right.
Let me give you
the virtual tour, okay?

316
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:54,320
So plasma is
gonna go right here.

317
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,572
Probably like 50-inch,
you know, wall-mounted.

318
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,992
Plasma rocks it over LCD, yo.

319
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,868
COMBO:
No. They burn in, yo.

320
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:04,205
But the picture's,
like, way sharper.
Blacks are deeper too.

321
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,000
They got 3-D coming out,
like, any day now.

322
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,876
That's what I'm waiting for.

323
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,296
Porn, coz. You know?
Jesus.

324
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,007
Like 3-D tatas,
like right in your face.

325
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:17,093
Yeah. So I'm gonna
get a couple of those
zero-gravity chairs

326
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,138
for, like, right here, for
your ultimate viewing comfort.

327
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,472
Those are buck.

328
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,684
JESSE:
It's gonna be pretty much sparse.
Very Asiany, modern stuff.

329
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,020
Feng shui, yo. I can dig it.
JESSE: Yeah.

330
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,439
I'm thinking, you know,
just a bunch of candles,

331
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,066
maybe one of those little
fountain jobs right here.

332
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,068
It's gonna be chill.
The ladies,

333
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:37,280
they cream up real nice for,
like, candles and shit.

334
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:38,698
[LAUGHS]

335
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,367
You are going to score,
big time.

336
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:42,577
[LAUGHS]

337
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:46,039
All right,
so how about we get,
you know, down to it?

338
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,375
There's some refreshments over here
if you wanna partake.

339
00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:53,212
You got any
other refreshments?

340
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,299
I could kick it. It's been a while.
Yes, yes.

341
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,926
I could totally go
for a loving spoonful.

342
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,387
No, no, no.
No bomb, no beer, no weed.
All right?

343
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:05,224
You smoke it up on your own time.
We're talking business here.

344
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,061
Okay? So listen up.

345
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:11,939
This is how it goes.
I front each of you an ounce.

346
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:16,069
All right? You sell it for 2,500.
I keep the two, you keep the five.

347
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:19,030
No cutting it.
You sell it as is, all right?

348
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,699
Twenty-five hundred
an ounce?

349
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,409
That's kind of, like,
hopeful, bro.

350
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:27,080
Yeah, Jesse, street's maybe 17, 18.
Seventeen.

351
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:31,000
Okay, A,
this is the best shiz ever.

352
00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:34,629
All right? Everybody and their
mother's gonna want a taste.
And second,

353
00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:36,923
who else is selling right now,
huh?

354
00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:40,176
It's dry out there, that's for sure.
Church.

355
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:43,638
So you point it how you want, okay?
Quarter, half, teener, whatever.

356
00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:47,016
But I make what I make.
Two large. No exceptions.

357
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,435
Short me, you're out.

358
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,229
Cut it, you're out.

359
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,064
Period.

360
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:57,193
This is a big opportunity
I am giving you.

361
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,945
Understand?

362
00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:01,781
Badger, what is this?

363
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,282
Uh...

364
00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:05,576
A big opportunity.

365
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,247
Exactly. All right?
This is the ground floor.

366
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:12,959
Gentlemen,
how far you go is up to you.

367
00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:14,627
So bring out
the product, yo.

368
00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,588
JESSE:
No, no, no. Not here,
all right? Not ever.

369
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:21,759
Blind drop.
I will let you know
when and where.

370
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:27,598
All right?
So you'll be
hearing from me.

371
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,600
Now, I got mad volume.

372
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,479
So you move it quick,
you move it right,

373
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:36,816
there is always more.

374
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:41,529
Okay, DBAA, mofos.
All right?

375
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,948
Apply yourselves.

376
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,241
BADGER:
Hell, yeah.

377
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,452
Hell, yeah.

378
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,902
HANK:
Hey, there's the big guy.

379
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,195
WALT JR:
Congratulations, Uncle Hank.

380
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,362
SKYLER:
Hey, Hank.

381
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:24,739
MARIE:
It's an armpit.

382
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,699
HANK:
It's not an armpit.

383
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,534
MARIE:
Oh, excuse me.

384
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:31,287
You're right.
It's the Paris
of the Southwest.

385
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,873
Please, it's Texas,
for God's sake.

386
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:37,460
Right on the border
of lawless Mexican hell.

387
00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,754
Human heads, they leave.

388
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:44,050
The cartels,
they litter the place
with human heads.

389
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:46,636
Yeah, well, pretty sure
that's why I'm going there.

390
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:51,474
MARIE:
It's like a calling card
or a shoutout or something.

391
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:54,560
Now, D.C.,
on the other hand,
I could get behind.

392
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:57,396
You just do your time
like a good boy,

393
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,566
and I could see us
in a cute little condo
in Georgetown

394
00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,527
in a couple of years.

395
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:22,797
I went online
to this fantastic

396
00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:25,925
real estate website
for D.C.

397
00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:30,930
There's just so much,
I don't know, culture there.

398
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,182
You know?
I was talking to Melinda,
Hank's boss's wife.

399
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:36,269
I told you about her,
the one with the helmet hair
and the permanent lip liner.

400
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,853
Anyway, she was saying that
when they were there...

401
00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,522
Shh.

402
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,274
Shh, shh.

403
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,237
Apologize.

404
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,991
What?

405
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:56,497
I will not listen
to one more word
until you apologize.

406
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,461
For?
You know perfectly well, Marie.

407
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:05,673
Well, obviously I don't...
Your lies.

408
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,466
To me.

409
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,012
The shoplifting.

410
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,805
All of it.

411
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:17,476
I mean, did you really think
it was all just neatly
gonna go away?

412
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,771
Well, if you hadn't tried
to return it...

413
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,815
Apologize.

414
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:28,321
Now or never. I mean it.

415
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,990
Or it'll never be the same.

416
00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:36,787
Why are you punishing me?

417
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:44,086
If you don't respect me
enough to apologize,
to tell me the truth, then...

418
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,014
I need my sister back.

419
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,696
I'm sorry.

420
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,158
[MARIE CRYING]

421
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,035
I'm sorry.

422
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,165
[SKYLER CRYING]

423
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,505
HANK:
What do you want,
the gory details?

424
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,216
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

425
00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:32,218
No, you don't.

426
00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:34,303
Keep you up at night.

427
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:40,184
So was it scary?

428
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,937
Hell, yeah,
it was freaking scary,
you little punk.

429
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:44,188
Jesus.

430
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,274
WALT JR:
But you were
way faster than him.

431
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,860
Well, I'm here, aren't I?

432
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,780
WALT JR:
Yeah. Hell, yeah.

433
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,323
Kick ass
and take names.

434
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,326
Son.
HANK: No, it's fine.

435
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,371
You know what it is?

436
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:04,250
A cockroach comes out
from under a fridge,
what do you do?

437
00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:06,377
I mean,
you don't think about it.

438
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,255
You stomp them down.

439
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,425
Where do they come from?

440
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,512
Criminals,
like the one you, uh...

441
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,433
I mean, what do you think it is
that makes them who they are?

442
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,059
[SCOFFS]

443
00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:25,104
Buddy, you might as well be
asking me about the roaches.

444
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:30,526
All I know is
there's a whole world
of them out there.

445
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:36,115
Man, I gotta piss
like a racehorse.

446
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:48,627
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

447
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,040
Cops.

448
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,334
Cops!

449
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,517
[LAUGHING]

450
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:52,394
Wasn't sure it was you.

451
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,647
New car?

452
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:58,651
Yeah, keeping things on the DL.

453
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:01,987
I'm guessing
this one doesn't bounce.

454
00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:11,121
JESSE:
Your half.

455
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,791
Fifteen K.
That's what I'm talking about.

456
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:19,046
Uh, you're welcome.

457
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,297
Jesus.

458
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,969
Help me understand
the math, okay?

459
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,054
I gave you 1 pound,
correct?

460
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:30,182
You and I split
$2,000 per ounce.

461
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,184
$1,000 each.

462
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,311
One pound,
that's 16 ounces.

463
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:39,358
Sixteen ounces
should net to me $16,000.

464
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,528
Sixteen. Not 15.

465
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,531
Something came up.

466
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,367
Something came up?

467
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,662
One of my guys got held up
by a couple junkies.

468
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:56,000
Lost an ounce.
But it's cool, okay?
Skinny Pete's cool.

469
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,876
Ha, ha.

470
00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:01,213
So you're saying
that your guy got robbed...

471
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:06,760
Or rather you got robbed.
- But it doesn't matter.

472
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:10,472
Dude, it's called breakage, okay?

473
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,391
Like Kmart. Shit breaks.

474
00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:14,560
And you're thinking
this is acceptable?

475
00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:17,855
It's the cost of business, yo.

476
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,523
You're sweating me over a grand?

477
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:24,153
Hey, look,
I'm just the chemist here.
I'm not the street guy, yo.

478
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,613
But it seems to me that
what you call breakage

479
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,908
is just you making
a fool of yourself.

480
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,953
I've got another
technical term for you.

481
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,914
Non-sustainable business model.

482
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,375
You're focusing
on the negative.

483
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:42,171
Six grand a day we're making.
What's your problem?

484
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,215
What happens when
word gets out,

485
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,844
and it's open season
on these clowns you've hired,
hm?

486
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,972
Once everyone knows
that Jesse Pinkman,

487
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:56,268
drug lord,
can be robbed
with impunity.

488
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,770
Man, come on.

489
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:01,440
You think Tuco had breakage?

490
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,276
I guess it's true, he did.

491
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:05,611
He broke bones.

492
00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:09,782
He broke the skull of anybody
who tried to rip him off.

493
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,493
You want another grand?
Is that it?

494
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,953
That's not my point.
Take it. Here.

495
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,710
Look, you got 15,000
you didn't have yesterday.

496
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,088
Hey, we're making bank.
Shit happens.

497
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,924
My guys get
what they're up against,
and they're careful.

498
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,467
So am I.

499
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,386
And you're all tucked in at night
with your precious family.

500
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:34,473
So why don't you just
stop being such a freak
about everything?

501
00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:37,559
You've made
the division of labor very clear.

502
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:42,439
Yo, I mean, seriously,

503
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:46,151
what the hell
do you want me to do, huh?

504
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,163
[MICROWAVE BEEPING]

505
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:14,388
WALT: Hey.
SKYLER: Huh? Oh.

506
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,848
WALT:
Sorry.

507
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,808
SKYLER:
Wow, you snuck in.

508
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,102
Didn't even know
you were home.

509
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,437
What you eating?

510
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,691
A panini.
There's another one
in the freezer if you want it.

511
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,610
I thought
we nixed those, huh?

512
00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:30,529
Did we?

513
00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:36,201
Yeah. I mean,
aren't those the ones with
the off-the-chart sodium?

514
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,912
I had a craving.

515
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,290
Once in a while is no big deal.

516
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,006
So where's Jr?

517
00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:51,175
Out.

518
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,720
With whom?

519
00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,388
Louis.

520
00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:02,477
Out where?

521
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:03,770
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

522
00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:06,899
Somewhere. I don't know.
Huh.

523
00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,902
He'll be back by 9.
Okay.

524
00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:15,449
Yeah, I just thought
you might have a clue
where your son is.

525
00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:17,242
Why don't you?

526
00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:22,748
Why am I the only one
who needs to keep track
of our son?

527
00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,375
I'll tell you what.
You wanna know where he is,
ask him.

528
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,836
Just pick up the phone
like I do.

529
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:38,430
[SIGHS]

530
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,974
Great.

531
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,940
Perhaps you might know
something

532
00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:49,316
about this.

533
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,238
Perhaps.
Mm-hm.

534
00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:57,282
And then again,

535
00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,535
perhaps I don't, Walt.

536
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:04,206
Perhaps I smoked them
in a fugue state.

537
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,294
I'd like an explanation,
please.

538
00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:12,381
You don't wanna go down that road.
Why would you do this?

539
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:15,050
You're pregnant, for God's sakes.
Three and a half cigarettes

540
00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,302
is not going to do
a thing to the baby.

541
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,638
Nothing.
Okay, I'm glad you're so sure, doctor.

542
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:22,432
Three and a half.
That was it.
I tossed the rest.

543
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:28,605
And I'm sure
you'll be very glad to hear
that, yes, I feel ashamed.

544
00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:34,528
Skyler, this...
I mean,
this is something that...

545
00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:37,990
This is so unlike you. Why...?
Oh, really?

546
00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:40,117
How would you know?

547
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,661
[SKYLER GRUNTS]

548
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,955
No, thank you.

549
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:50,836
[DOOR SLAMS]

550
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,217
[GUNSHOT]

551
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:00,846
[GUNSHOT AND
GLASS BREAKS]

552
00:44:05,935 --> 00:44:07,144
Hank.

553
00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:13,567
[GUNSHOTS AND
GLASS BREAKS]

554
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:22,659
[GUNSHOT AND GLASS BREAKS]

555
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:34,796
[DOOR OPENS]

556
00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:36,882
Jesus.

557
00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,508
[MARIE SCREAMS]

558
00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:20,592
Yo.

559
00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:23,929
[DOOR CLOSES]

560
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:32,604
You asked me what
I want you to do.

561
00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:45,450
I want you to handle it.

562
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,717
[♪♪♪]