1 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,610 Well, we've come a long way, Walt. 2 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,362 Here at the end of round one... 3 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,823 ...l'm gonna recommend cautious optimism. 4 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:40,159 We'll check back in two months, see how you've responded... 5 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,204 ...reassess and decide our next move, if any. 6 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:46,165 That's right around the time the baby's due, correct? 7 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,210 Yeah. 8 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,337 Well, try to think of this as good timing. 9 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,090 You'll start feeling better soon, more like yourself. 10 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,175 And your hair should start to come back. 11 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,888 Kind of gotten used to the old cue-ball look. 12 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:05,434 - I prefer to think of it as streamlined. - Right. Aerodynamic. 13 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:10,022 So no more confusion? 14 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:14,735 - No more...? - No. No. Absolutely none. 15 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,363 How are you two holding up? 16 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,658 Fine. 17 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,995 I mean, you know, we're busy... 18 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,873 ...but we're good. Absolutely. 19 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,876 It's all good. 20 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,842 So we're not going through an insurer. Is that correct? 21 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,927 Yes. Direct bill. 22 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,597 Just need to print it out for you. 23 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,625 Thank you. 24 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:22,803 I thought we had discussed a cash discount. 25 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,640 Absolutely. It's included. 26 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,643 Just a reminder. 27 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,605 We do have a payment plan available, should you be interested. 28 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,107 Oh, yeah. 29 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,817 Okay. 30 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,821 Congratulations. 31 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,824 Thank you. 32 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,631 Okay, well, then what about the MRI? 33 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,883 Can you...? Can you please explain to me... 34 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:05,304 ...the distinction between diagnostic and exploratory? 35 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:11,686 Yeah, but either way, his doctor ordered it. 36 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,524 Okay, you know, it should be covered. 37 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,527 You bet I will. Yeah, in triplicate. 38 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:24,198 Okay. Well, I'm sorry you couldn't be of more help too. 39 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,409 Yeah. Okay. 40 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:29,203 Bitch. 41 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,080 Hi. 42 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,710 Been around someone who smokes? 43 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,169 No. 44 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,380 The hospital bill came. 45 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,549 - That was fast. - Yeah. 46 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:45,845 Three-day stay, 13,000 and counting. 47 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:56,814 Is this something that Gretchen and Elliott might cover? 48 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,734 I mean... 49 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:04,071 ...I know it's strictly your domain, but... 50 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,365 They will. I'm sure they will. 51 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,200 I'll handle it. 52 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,025 Oh, God. 53 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,112 Bring me up to speed on Tuco Salamanca. 54 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,363 - Dead. - Still? 55 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,782 - Completely. - Okay, then. 56 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,535 - Well, thanks for stopping by. - Okay. 57 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,707 So things are quiet, you know. Not a lot of crystal on the streets now. 58 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,251 - Good. - Of course, that's not gonna last. 59 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:07,421 Wait to see who rallies the roaches now that turf's up for grabs. 60 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,048 No takers so far? 61 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,593 Well, we keep hearing a name. Heisenberg. 62 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,221 Lately pretty much every dime-bagger we come across. 63 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,723 - Heisenberg? - Yeah, I know. 64 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,601 Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend. 65 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:24,939 Still, somebody somewhere is cooking that big blue we keep finding. 66 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,608 Anyway, we'll stay on it. 67 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,196 Know why sharks are at the top of the food chain, Hank? 68 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:38,786 Because they have three sets of teeth and will take a bite out of anything? 69 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,497 Some of those suckers travel thousands of miles... 70 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,791 ...in pursuit of their prey. 71 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,960 Yeah, I think I heard that. 72 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,130 You, my friend, are a great white. 73 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,259 How does Albuquerque liaison... 74 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,804 ...Tri-State Border Interdiction Task Force sound? 75 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,139 Like one hell of a promotion. 76 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:03,018 As of the 1 st, I want you to split your time between here and El Paso. 77 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,646 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 78 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,898 What you gonna do without me, Gomey? 79 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:11,694 Celebrate. I won't have to look at your ugly mug six days a week. 80 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,697 Hey, buddy, I am the brains and the brawn. 81 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,324 - I'm the whole package. - I'm glad I didn't just eat. 82 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,994 I'm surprised your head still fits through the door. 83 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,871 - You wanna grab lunch? - Hell, yeah. Because you're buying. 84 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,833 Done. I'll meet you morons downstairs. 85 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,002 Try not to get lost on the way. 86 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,212 Schrader. 87 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,547 Yeah. Hey, Ricky. 88 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,383 How you doing? Yeah, I'm stoked too. 89 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,260 Yeah, El Paso. 90 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:39,805 Here's the man. 91 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,019 - Hey, congratulations, Hank. - Thanks. 92 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:50,084 Gets two in the sand, two in the forest, you know? 93 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,504 And then he says, "Give me a four," you know? 94 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,339 Hey. Hey. 95 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:31,166 - Hey. - Got some nerve coming back here. 96 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,293 Or you're even dumber than I thought. 97 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,629 Yeah, well, maybe both. 98 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,807 Balance for the tow, the repairs... 99 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:51,812 ...and extra for damages and stuff, the gate... 100 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,815 ...the toilet. 101 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,360 Look, like I said... 102 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,447 ...my word is my bond. 103 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:18,964 What would you charge me to store this here? 104 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,092 - A million-five. - Come on, yo. 105 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,511 - Your sister. - Dog, I'm serious, all right? 106 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:29,349 I got storage needs. And I got scratch up front. 107 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,977 We could, you know, negotiate. 108 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,484 Five hundred. 109 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,985 - A month? - A week. 110 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,947 For real? 111 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,782 - See you. - Wait, wait, wait. 112 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,202 Just hold on. Just chill. 113 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,915 Okay. Sounds good. Totally doable. 114 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,209 - Outside. - Inside. 115 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,044 - Forget it. - Man, come on. 116 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,297 Your fence is too easy to climb. 117 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,050 Inside, padlocked, plus gate privileges. 118 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,221 - Come again? - Gate, in and out, privileges. 119 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:12,142 Month to month. Cash up front. Inside. 120 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,895 And I don't know you. I don't know jack. 121 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,396 Yeah. 122 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,036 You selling? 123 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,163 I'll let you take it for nine Gs. 124 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,048 What about that one? 125 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,512 Serious? 126 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,869 It's Jane, right? 127 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,540 Well, Jane, I gotta say, this place is awesome. 128 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,752 - Really? Does it inspire awe? - No. I mean, you know, it's great. 129 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,380 Just what I've been looking for. That's what I meant. 130 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,466 I had an entire house before, detached and all... 131 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:31,013 ...but I was just tired of the lawn care, upkeep and whatnot. You know? 132 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,224 Well, the blinds are new. Everything's been painted. 133 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,144 Jesus. 134 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,773 Utilities are included. 135 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,775 Stacking. Sweet. 136 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,695 - You got cable? - Already wired. Just call to activate. 137 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,530 High speed, whatever. 138 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,408 Bathroom, cool tile. 139 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,452 Bedroom. 140 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,786 Nice. 141 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,165 I'm a fan of the hardwood. 142 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,628 - So you're interested? - Definitely. Definitely, yeah. 143 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,796 And you're good with NP, NS? 144 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,550 Sorry. What? 145 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,928 In the ad? No smoking, no pets. You wanna smoke, you do it outside. 146 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,057 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. It's cool. No worries. 147 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:19,353 All right, the usual drill. I'll need a W-2 or recent pay stub, current employer... 148 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,147 ...former address, you know, the yadda yadda. 149 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,026 And if it's all copacetic, I'll call. 150 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,863 Yeah. Look... 151 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,531 ...the thing is... 152 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,367 ...I can... 153 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,035 Unbelievable. 154 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,872 - I'm just currently between situations. - Then I'm currently not renting. 155 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,709 Look, look, I got the money and I'm totally good for it for, like, ever. 156 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:46,380 Come on, yo, can you please, please just help a brother out? 157 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,174 Yo, my dad's not really a make-exceptions kind of guy. 158 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,551 - Trust me. - Your dad? 159 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,554 Owns the place. I manage it. 160 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,973 Pen on paper. That's what I need. 161 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,892 Or go run your game somewhere else. 162 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,311 Dude, I got nowhere else to go. This is it. 163 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,897 And I got no game, all right? 164 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,733 I just need a chance. 165 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,365 Look, my folks, they kicked me out. 166 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,535 I'm a disappointment, apparently. 167 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,621 Didn't meet their expectations again. 168 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,624 So you know, now I'm persona non gratis or whatever. 169 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,962 But you know what? I'm a good person and I work hard. 170 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,589 I will pay you every month and I will pay you on time. 171 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,759 I will not mess this up, okay? I swear. 172 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,936 Rent just went up. 173 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,939 A hundred more a month. That's the cash price. 174 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,691 Yes. 175 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,943 Okay. Yes. 176 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,863 Hey, you rock. Thank you. Thank you. You won't regret this. 177 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,782 And in addition to first and last, I want two more months. 178 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,452 DBAA fee, nonrefundable. 179 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:03,206 Yeah, of course. No problem. DBAA. Obviously, yeah. 180 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:09,129 All right. So, what's DBAA? 181 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,673 - Don't be an asshole. - Gotcha. 182 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,426 - I live next door. - Really? 183 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,971 Don't think for one second you have squatter's rights, because you don't. 184 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,723 If you blow this, I want you gone. 185 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:23,018 I know guys that'll have your skinny ass out back by the Dumpster... 186 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,603 ...faster than you can blink. 187 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,149 I'll fill it in. Just sign your name. 188 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,650 Which is what, by the way? 189 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,153 It's Jesse. 190 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,157 Jesse Jackson. 191 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,326 Seriously? 192 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,204 What? 193 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,839 - What are you doing? - Beating off. What's it look like? 194 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,509 That is in fact exactly what it looks like to me. 195 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,804 Brewing is an art form, Marie. I think you'd appreciate that by now. 196 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:44,015 Christmas, batch of '06? Come on. 197 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,393 So let me get this straight. 198 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:51,189 You call in sick the day after receiving a long-awaited... 199 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,733 ...career-boosting promotion... 200 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:58,238 ...so you can play Oktoberfest in your man cave? 201 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,824 I don't get it. Really, I don't. 202 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,993 Babe, relax. 203 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,538 - Please, don't tell me to relax. - Sorry, I forgot. 204 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,748 - You know I hate that. - Right. 205 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,709 Dave said I should express that. 206 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,628 All I'm saying is everything's fine. 207 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,172 I can take a day. 208 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,091 No big deal. 209 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:24,306 Now get that sweet ass out of here so I can concentrate. 210 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,873 Okay, so, what's the plan? 211 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,376 The plan is we cook. 212 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:21,006 Why are we cooking when we can't even move what we cook? 213 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,601 Well, how much do you think you can sell on your own? 214 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,521 Say if I cook during the days and you work the nights. 215 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,523 - Dude. - What? 216 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,568 Prior to Tuco, that was your plan, wasn't it? 217 00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:45,196 I understand it'll be a fraction of what we brought in before... 218 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,616 ...but still, what choice do we have? - First of all, there's no we. 219 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:52,912 Okay? You're talking me, solo, busting hump slinging shards. 220 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,330 I got profile now. 221 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,751 Don't you get that? DEA's up my ass. 222 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,337 No, I'm not exposing myself to that level of risk for chump change. 223 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,090 - No way. - Then what do you suggest? 224 00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:09,179 I don't think either of us are eager to jump into bed with another Tuco. 225 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,603 I got bills, man. 226 00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,104 You've got bills? 227 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:20,148 Rent, yo. Responsibilities. 228 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,150 I've already lost more than I've made... 229 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:25,028 ...and I am tired of dicking around out here. 230 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:28,281 You wanna know how much I've got left? 231 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,575 After completing my first round of treatment... 232 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:34,287 ...and financing the world's most expensive alibi? 233 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,456 Zero. Zip. Nothing. 234 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,751 I've got nothing to show for all of this. Nothing for my family... 235 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,379 ...which, as you might remember, was the whole damn point. 236 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:50,887 But seeing as throwing in the towel is not an option... 237 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:54,140 ...that leaves us with a total of two choices: 238 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:57,393 We go into business with yet another homicidal lunatic... 239 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,646 ...or you and I start... 240 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:03,608 You selling whatever you can. 241 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,613 There's a third way. 242 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,991 And what would that be? 243 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,913 We got to be Tuco. 244 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,499 All right? Cut out the middleman. Run our own game. 245 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:23,545 So you're going to what? 246 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,922 Snort meth off a bowie knife? 247 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,175 You gonna beat your homeys to death when they "dis" you? 248 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:33,930 Look, I know some guys. All right? I can create a network. 249 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:38,017 Look, we control production and distribution. 250 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,437 That way, we stay off the front lines while moving some serious glass. 251 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,691 I mean, the point here is to make money, right? 252 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,192 Sky-high stacks. 253 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,029 - No. - No? That's not the point? 254 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,824 No, I am not willing to do that. 255 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,660 Who said anything about you? 256 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,832 I don't vote for this plan. 257 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,211 I'm not comfortable bringing in unknown entities into our operation. 258 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,964 Yeah? Well, you don't get to vote. 259 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,719 I beg your pardon? 260 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:16,723 - This is a partnership, remember? - I rem... Oh, I remember. 261 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,058 Yeah, you cook, I sell. 262 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:22,562 That was the division of labor when we started all this. 263 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,939 And that's exactly how we should have kept it. 264 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,984 Because I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk... 265 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,403 ...or on my knees with a gun to my head... 266 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:33,573 ...before your greedy old ass came along. All right? 267 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,917 All right, I will admit to a bit of a learning curve. 268 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:47,045 And perhaps I was overly ambitious. 269 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,298 In any case, it's not gonna happen that way anymore. 270 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,175 Yeah, damn straight. 271 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:54,385 Know why? 272 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,388 Because we do things my way this time... 273 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,432 ...or I walk. 274 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:07,273 You need me more than I need you, Walt. 275 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,964 Yo, enter my casa. Yo, Skinny Pete. What's up, brother? 276 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,173 What up with it, yo? 277 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:35,635 Hey, Combo. Good to see you. Welcome to my humble abode. 278 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,596 Good deal, mover. Good deal. 279 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:43,810 - Yo, Badge, hey. - Cool crib, man. 280 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,645 Hey, it echoes. 281 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,480 Hello. 282 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,649 Hello. Hello, hello, hello. 283 00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,567 Let me give you the virtual tour, okay? 284 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:54,320 So plasma is gonna go right here. 285 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,572 Probably like 50-inch, you know, wall-mounted. 286 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,992 Plasma rocks it over LCD, yo. 287 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,868 No. They burn in, yo. 288 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:04,205 But the picture's, like, way sharper. Blacks are deeper too. 289 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,000 They got 3-D coming out, like, any day now. 290 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,876 That's what I'm waiting for. 291 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,296 - Porn, coz. You know? - Jesus. 292 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,007 Like 3-D tatas, like right in your face. 293 00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:17,093 Yeah. So I'm gonna get a couple of those zero-gravity chairs... 294 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,138 ...for, like, right here, for your ultimate viewing comfort. 295 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,472 Those are buck. 296 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,684 It's gonna be pretty much sparse. Very Asiany, modern stuff. 297 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,020 - Feng shui, yo. I can dig it. - Yeah. 298 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,439 I'm thinking, you know, just a bunch of candles... 299 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,066 ...maybe one of those little fountain jobs right here. 300 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,068 - It's gonna be chill. - The ladies... 301 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:38,031 ...they cream up real nice for, like, candles and shit. 302 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,367 You are going to score, big time. 303 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:46,039 All right, so how about we get, you know, down to it? 304 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,375 There's some refreshments over here if you wanna partake. 305 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:53,212 You got any other refreshments? 306 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,299 - I could kick it. It's been a while. - Yes, yes. 307 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,926 I could totally go for a loving spoonful. 308 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,387 No, no, no. No bomb, no beer, no weed. All right? 309 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:05,224 You smoke it up on your own time. We're talking business here. 310 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,061 Okay? So listen up. 311 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:11,939 This is how it goes. I front each of you an ounce. 312 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:16,069 You sell it for 2,500. I keep the two, you keep the five. 313 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:19,030 No cutting it. You sell it as is, all right? 314 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,699 Twenty-five hundred an ounce? 315 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,409 That's kind of hopeful, bro. 316 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:27,080 - Yeah, Jesse, street's maybe 17, 18. - Seventeen. 317 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:31,000 Okay, A, this is the best shiz ever. 318 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:34,629 All right? Everybody and their mother's gonna want a taste. And second... 319 00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:36,923 ...who else is selling right now, huh? 320 00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:40,176 - It's dry out there, that's for sure. - Church. 321 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:43,638 So you point it how you want, okay? Quarter, half, teener, whatever. 322 00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:47,016 But I make what I make. Two large. No exceptions. 323 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,435 Short me, you're out. 324 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,229 Cut it, you're out. 325 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,064 Period. 326 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:57,193 This is a big opportunity I am giving you. 327 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,945 Understand? 328 00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:01,781 Badger, what is this? 329 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:05,576 A big opportunity. 330 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,247 Exactly. All right? This is the ground floor. 331 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:12,959 Gentlemen, how far you go is up to you. 332 00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:14,627 So bring out the product, yo. 333 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,588 No, no, no. Not here, all right? Not ever. 334 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:21,759 Blind drop. I will let you know when and where. 335 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:27,598 All right? So you'll be hearing from me. 336 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,600 Now, I got mad volume. 337 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,479 So you move it quick, you move it right... 338 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:36,816 ...there is always more. 339 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:41,529 Okay, DBAA, mofos. All right? 340 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,948 Apply yourselves. 341 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:47,452 Hell, yeah. 342 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,902 Hey, there's the big guy. 343 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,362 - Congratulations, Uncle Hank. - Hey, Hank. 344 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:24,739 It's an armpit. 345 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,699 It's not an armpit. 346 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,534 Oh, excuse me. 347 00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:31,287 You're right. It's the Paris of the Southwest. 348 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,873 Please, it's Texas, for God's sake. 349 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:37,460 Right on the border of lawless Mexican hell. 350 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,754 Human heads, they leave. 351 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:44,050 The cartels, they litter the place with human heads. 352 00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:46,636 Yeah, well, pretty sure that's why I'm going there. 353 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:51,474 It's like a calling card or a shoutout or something. 354 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:54,560 Now, D.C., on the other hand, I could get behind. 355 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:57,396 You just do your time like a good boy... 356 00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,566 ...and I could see us in a cute little condo in Georgetown... 357 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,527 ...in a couple of years. 358 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:22,797 I went online to this fantastic... 359 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:25,925 ...real estate website for D.C. 360 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:30,930 There's just so much, I don't know, culture there. 361 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,182 I was talking to Melinda, Hank's boss's wife. 362 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:36,435 I told you about the one with helmet hair and permanent lip liner. 363 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,854 Anyway, she was saying that when they were there... 364 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,237 Apologize. 365 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,991 What? 366 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:56,664 I will not listen to one more word until you apologize. 367 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,461 - For? - You know perfectly well, Marie. 368 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:05,673 - Well, obviously I don't... - Your lies. 369 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,466 To me. 370 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,012 The shoplifting. 371 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,805 All of it. 372 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:17,476 Did you really think it was all just neatly gonna go away? 373 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,771 Well, if you hadn't tried to return it... 374 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,815 Apologize. 375 00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:28,321 Now or never. I mean it. 376 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,990 Or it'll never be the same. 377 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:36,787 Why are you punishing me? 378 00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:44,086 If you don't respect me enough to apologize, to tell me the truth, then... 379 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,014 I need my sister back. 380 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:16,035 I'm sorry. 381 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:30,216 - What do you want, the gory details? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 382 00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:32,218 No, you don't. 383 00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:34,303 Keep you up at night. 384 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:40,184 So was it scary? 385 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,937 Hell, yeah, it was freaking scary, you little punk. 386 00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:44,188 Jesus. 387 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,274 But you were way faster than him. 388 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,860 Well, I'm here, aren't I? 389 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,780 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 390 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,323 Kick ass and take names. 391 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,326 - Son. - No, it's fine. 392 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,371 You know what it is? 393 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:04,250 A cockroach comes out from under a fridge, what do you do? 394 00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:06,377 I mean, you don't think about it. 395 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,255 You stomp them down. 396 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,425 Where do they come from? 397 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,512 Criminals, like the one you... 398 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,433 I mean, what do you think it is that makes them who they are? 399 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:25,104 Buddy, you might as well be asking me about the roaches. 400 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:30,526 All I know is there's a whole world of them out there. 401 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:36,115 Man, I gotta piss like a racehorse. 402 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,040 Cops. 403 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,334 Cops! 404 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:52,394 Wasn't sure it was you. 405 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,647 New car? 406 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:58,651 Yeah, keeping things on the DL. 407 00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:01,987 I'm guessing this one doesn't bounce. 408 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:11,121 Your half. 409 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,791 Fifteen K. That's what I'm talking about. 410 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:19,046 You're welcome. 411 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,297 Jesus. 412 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,969 Help me understand the math, okay? 413 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,054 I gave you 1 pound, correct? 414 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:30,182 You and I split $2,000 per ounce. 415 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,184 $1,000 each. 416 00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,311 One pound, that's 16 ounces. 417 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:39,358 Sixteen ounces should net to me $16,000. 418 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,528 Sixteen. Not 15. 419 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,531 Something came up. 420 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,367 Something came up? 421 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,662 One of my guys got held up by a couple junkies. 422 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:56,458 Lost an ounce. But it's cool, okay? Skinny Pete's cool. 423 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:01,213 So you're saying that your guy got robbed... 424 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:06,760 Or rather you got robbed. - But it doesn't matter. 425 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:10,472 Dude, it's called breakage, okay? 426 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,391 Like Kmart. Shit breaks. 427 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:14,560 And you're thinking this is acceptable? 428 00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:17,855 It's the cost of business, yo. 429 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,523 You're sweating me over a grand? 430 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:24,153 Hey, look, I'm just the chemist here. I'm not the street guy, yo. 431 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,613 But it seems to me that what you call breakage... 432 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,908 ...is just you making a fool of yourself. 433 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,953 I've got another technical term for you. 434 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,914 Non-sustainable business model. 435 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,375 You're focusing on the negative. 436 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:42,171 Six grand a day we're making. What's your problem? 437 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,215 What happens when word gets out... 438 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,844 ...and it's open season on these clowns you've hired? 439 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,972 Once everyone knows that Jesse Pinkman... 440 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:56,268 ...drug lord, can be robbed with impunity. 441 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,770 Man, come on. 442 00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:01,440 You think Tuco had breakage? 443 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,276 I guess it's true, he did. 444 00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:05,611 He broke bones. 445 00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:09,782 He broke the skull of anybody who tried to rip him off. 446 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,493 You want another grand? Is that it? 447 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,953 - That's not my point. - Take it. Here. 448 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,710 Look, you got 15,000 you didn't have yesterday. 449 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,088 Hey, we're making bank. Shit happens. 450 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,924 My guys get what they're up against and they're careful. 451 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,467 So am I. 452 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,386 And you're all tucked in at night with your precious family. 453 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:34,473 So why don't you just stop being such a freak about everything? 454 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:37,559 You've made the division of labor very clear. 455 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:42,439 Yo, I mean, seriously... 456 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:46,151 ...what the hell do you want me to do, huh? 457 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:14,388 Hey. 458 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,848 Sorry. 459 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,808 Wow, you snuck in. 460 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,102 Didn't even know you were home. 461 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,437 What you eating? 462 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,691 A panini. There's another one in the freezer if you want it. 463 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,610 I thought we nixed those, huh? 464 00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:30,529 Did we? 465 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:36,201 Yeah. I mean, aren't those the ones with the off-the-chart sodium? 466 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,912 I had a craving. 467 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,290 Once in a while is no big deal. 468 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,006 So where's Jr? 469 00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:51,175 Out. 470 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,720 With whom? 471 00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,388 Louis. 472 00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:02,477 Out where? 473 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:06,899 Somewhere. I don't know. 474 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,902 - He'll be back by 9. - Okay. 475 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:15,449 Yeah, I just thought you might have a clue where your son is. 476 00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:17,242 Why don't you? 477 00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:22,748 Why am I the only one who needs to keep track of our son? 478 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,375 I'll tell you what. Wanna know where he is, ask him. 479 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,836 Just pick up the phone like I do. 480 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,974 Great. 481 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,940 Perhaps you might know something... 482 00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:49,316 ...about this. 483 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,238 Perhaps. 484 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:57,282 And then again... 485 00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,535 ...perhaps I don't, Walt. 486 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:04,206 Perhaps I smoked them in a fugue state. 487 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,294 I'd like an explanation, please. 488 00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:12,381 - You don't wanna go down that road. - Why would you do this? 489 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:15,634 - You're pregnant, for God's sakes. - Three and a half cigarettes... 490 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,302 ...won't do a thing to the baby. 491 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,638 - Nothing. - I'm glad you're so sure, doctor. 492 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:22,432 Three and a half. That was it. I tossed the rest. 493 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:28,605 And I'm sure you'll be very glad to hear that, yes, I feel ashamed. 494 00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:34,528 Skyler, this... I mean, this is something that... 495 00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:37,990 - This is so unlike you. Why...? - Really? 496 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:40,117 How would you know? 497 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,955 No, thank you. 498 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:07,144 Hank. 499 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:36,882 Jesus. 500 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,592 Yo. 501 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:32,604 You asked me what I want you to do. 502 00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:45,450 I want you to handle it.