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TUCO:
Ha-ha-ha.
What is this? It's blue.

2
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WALT:
We used a different chemical
process, but it is every bit as pure.

3
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It may be blue,
but it's the bomb.

4
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[SNIFFS]

5
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Argh!

6
00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:09,128
Tight, tight, tight. Yeah.

7
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Blue, yellow, pink,
whatever, man,

8
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just keep
bringing me that.

9
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You're all right. We're gonna make
a lot of money together.

10
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Just remember
who you're working for.

11
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What did you say?

12
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I'm just saying, they
gotta know that they're
working for you.

13
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TUCO:
Like they don't already know that?

14
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Are you saying
that they're stupid?

15
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No, I'm just saying.

16
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Okay, so you're not saying
that they're stupid?

17
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So I don't understand.
Are you saying that I'm stupid?

18
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Is that it?

19
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Is that what
you're doing?

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WALT:
Tuco. Tuco.

21
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Hey, why don't we all
just relax, huh?

22
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[LAUGHING]

23
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Heisenberg says relax.

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I'm relaxed.
I'm relaxed. I'm rela...

25
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Whoo!

26
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Damn, man! Look at that!
Look! Whoo!

27
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Yeah, that's messed up.

28
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Okay, Heisenberg. Next week.

29
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[LAUGHS]

30
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

31
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Adjusting for inflation

32
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Good state college,
adjusting for inflation,

33
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say, $45,000 a year.

34
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Two kids, four years of college,
$360,000.

35
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Remaining mortgage
on the home, 107,000.

36
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Home equity line, 30,000.
That's 137,000.

37
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Cost of living, food,
clothing, utilities,

38
00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,931
say, 2 grand a month.

39
00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:10,685
I mean, that should put
a dent in it, anyway.

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Twenty-four K a year,
provide for, say, 10 years.

41
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That's $240,000.
Plus 360, plus 137.

42
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Seven thirty-seven.

43
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Seven hundred and thirty-seven
thousand. That's what I need.

44
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That is what I need.

45
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You and I both clear
about 70 grand a week.

46
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That's only 10 and half more
weeks. Call it 11.

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Eleven more drug deals, and always
in a public place from now on.

48
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It's doable. Definitely doable.

49
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JESSE: Whoa.
No, no. Stop, stop, stop.

50
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[NO-DOZE GRUNTING]

51
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Heisenberg!

52
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What the hell?
What's wrong with him?

53
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TUCO:
What's the matter with you?

54
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You can't take
an ass-beating, bitch?

55
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Oh, damn, Tuco.
Shut up!

56
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There's no, uh, pulse.

57
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Do something.
Do something?

58
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He needs an ambulance.
He needs a hospital.

59
00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,880
Do something!
You're smart, right?

60
00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,423
Do that... Do that thing.

61
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WALT:
No, there's not...
There's nothing.

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TUCO:
Breathe into his mouth.

63
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No, they don't teach that
anymore. It doesn't work.

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You, come here.
Breathe into his mouth.

65
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No.

66
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[TUCO GRUNTING]

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TUCO:
Get rid of him.

68
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Look, Tuco,
we can't do him like that, man.

69
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,315
Buzzards and rats and all that.

70
00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:11,365
I'm just saying, you know?
It's not very Christian.

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That sounds like arguing.

72
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[CLANKING]

73
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[TUCO WHISTLES]

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TUCO:
Gonzo, hurry up.

75
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What's the big hurry?

76
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:22,186
Oh, l... I just think
we're done here.

77
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Oh, yeah?

78
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You're done.

79
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,866
[DOOR OPENS & CLOSES]

80
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,620
SAMMY:
Hey, I'm back here.

81
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,585
Hello?

82
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,017
MAN [ON TV]:
Are already married...

83
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,643
Hello?

84
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,854
[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ON TV]

85
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,732
WOMAN [ON TV]:
Thank you to our viewers...

86
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,817
SKYLER:
Hey.

87
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,863
MAN:
The crash happened
as rush hour began around 8 a.m.

88
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,741
Walt?

89
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,078
Didn't you hear me?

90
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:54,421
Walt.

91
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,800
Hey.
Hey yourself.

92
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,260
What, you can't answer
when I'm calling you?

93
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,100
Are you okay?

94
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,520
Great.

95
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,109
New hat?

96
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,113
Yeah.

97
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,198
[SIGHS]

98
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,075
I got some grilled chicken
at Albertson's.

99
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,119
Do you want me to heat
some up for you?

100
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:29,206
WOMAN:
But they can occasionally adapt
to other local areas

101
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,750
like airports, golf courses...

102
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,419
[TV TURNS OFF]

103
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,144
Where've you been?

104
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,421
[WALT SOBBING]

105
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,050
SKYLER:
What is...?

106
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,182
What are you doing?

107
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,434
Okay. Um...

108
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,770
You know what?
I've got all this crap
on my face.

109
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,981
Let me clean up first,
okay?

110
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:40,194
You know, Walter Junior's
gonna be home any minute, so...

111
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:43,322
Okay. Um... Yeah, just...

112
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,991
Okay. Hold... Enough.

113
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,286
Hold up. Stop it.

114
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,622
Ow! Stop it!

115
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,580
[SIGHS]

116
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:45,425
I know you're scared

117
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:50,889
and you're angry and you're frustrated.
And I know none of this is fair.

118
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:56,937
But you cannot take it out on me.

119
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,821
WALT JR:
Hey, I'm home.

120
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,139
[♪♪♪]

121
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,357
JESSE:
Oh, we are dead.

122
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:25,984
Dead, man.

123
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,779
Ruto or rute
or however the hell you...

124
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,822
This is conjecture.
This is conjecture?

125
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,949
Yes. And conjecture isn't helping.
Conjecture...?

126
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,536
We need to state the facts.
Okay, fine. Facts, then. Fact A:

127
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,873
My phone rang eight times
last night. Dead air,
hang ups every time.

128
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,792
Second fact:
Like 3 in the morning,

129
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,378
I saw that black Caddy of his
cruising my neighborhood.
No headlights.

130
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,005
If he wanted to kill us,
he would've
done it at the junkyard.

131
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,758
What is that, conjecture?

132
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:53,595
Are you basing that on
that he's got, like, a normal,
healthy brain or something?

133
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:58,225
Did you not see him beat a dude
to death for, like, nothing?

134
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,269
And that way... That way
he just kept staring at us,

135
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:05,065
saying, "You're done."

136
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,274
"You're done"?

137
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,111
You know what that means?
I will tell you what that means.

138
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,239
That means
exactly how it sounds, yo.

139
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,991
All right. We are witnesses.
We are loose ends.

140
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,411
Right now, Tuco's thinking,
"Yeah, hey,

141
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:22,082
they cook good meth,
but can I trust them?"

142
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:27,587
What happens
when he decides "no"?

143
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,597
No.

144
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:41,518
It is him or us. You understand?
It is him or us!

145
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,739
How would you do it?
What do you mean, how would I do it?

146
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,451
Specifically,
how would you do it?
Step by step.

147
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,663
All right.

148
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,666
Say we set up
one last sale.

149
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,086
This is providing
he doesn't decide
to waste us before then.

150
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,506
Every time we bring in
a new batch, he always
tests the product, right?

151
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:17,220
So as his head is down,
you know, giving it a snort, just:
Pop, pop, pop!

152
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,139
Pop, pop, pop.
So three shots?

153
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:23,018
Three shots or, I don't know, two.
No, wait. Is it two, or is it three?

154
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,604
Two would probably work, I guess.
Okay, two shots.

155
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,273
Two in the chest? Two in the face?
Man, come on.

156
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,942
I'm just trying to understand
how this works.

157
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,781
Okay. All right,
we'll put a pin in that.

158
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,033
But by now,
the big guy, Gonzo,

159
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,327
he's probably coming at you, right?
Yeah.

160
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,662
Right. So you turn toward him.
Yeah, just wheel on him...

161
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,706
How many shots for him?
I mean, he's a big guy.

162
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,291
How many shots
does that take?

163
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,335
I don't know. Three shots.
Okay, three shots.

164
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:51,296
Okay, Tuco and Gonzo.
Two men down.

165
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,089
Now, is there
anyone else there?

166
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,511
I mean, Tuco is usually
with someone else, right?

167
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:02,307
Maybe even a couple of guys.
His dealers, his posse.

168
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,937
All right.

169
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,440
So we'll put a pin
in that one too.

170
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,609
Now at this point, how many
shots have been fired?

171
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,862
I mean, you've gotta be running
low, right? How many bullets
does that gun even take?

172
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,406
Well, let me see.

173
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,868
It's not...

174
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,204
[GRUNTING]

175
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,340
How can you suggest
that we kill a man

176
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,218
and you can't even
open the gun?

177
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,725
It's not that easy, is it?
Hey, man, Walt, you did it.

178
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,649
Yeah.

179
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,866
[♪♪♪]

180
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,581
MARIE:
Call Skyler.

181
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,041
[PHONE BEEPING]

182
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,086
[PHONE RINGING]

183
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,341
SKYLER [ON RECORDING]:
Hey, there. You've reached Walt,
Skyler and Walter, Jr.

184
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:22,053
We can't come to the phone right now,
so please leave us a message.

185
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,639
Well, aren't you early bird,
up and out already?

186
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,434
Listen, the big lug and I
are gonna go try
that new restaurant

187
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,102
over by UNM tonight,

188
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,813
so let me know
if you guys wanna hang.

189
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,107
Listen to me. "Hang."

190
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,611
Walt Jr. Will be proud.
I know the lingo.

191
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,446
I'm still hip.

192
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,699
It's Chinese. The restaurant.

193
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,785
I don't know,
I just feel like Chinese.

194
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:51,166
Do you think that people
in China ever just feel
like American?

195
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:56,379
You know, and they go out
and get little takeout boxes

196
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,257
with mashed potatoes
and meat loaf

197
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:04,179
and try and figure out
how to use the little knives and forks?

198
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,890
I wonder if that ever happens.

199
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,517
All right, I'll let you go.
So call me.

200
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,810
[PHONE BEEPS]

201
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,147
Skyler didn't pick up?

202
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,567
Obviously,
she's not home.

203
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,661
HANK:
Baby. Baby, wait up.

204
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,163
Hey, what was
that about, uh...?
About Chinese?

205
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,332
Dinner tonight.
That new place.

206
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,336
How late they serve?
I don't know.

207
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,421
You got Dave at 8.

208
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,677
Not tonight.
Yeah, yeah. You do. Remember?

209
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,470
No, that's Thursday.

210
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,638
Mm-uh...

211
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,141
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that's Thursday.

212
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,686
Remember how at
the last minute they
changed it around for you?

213
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,480
They were gonna charge us
a penalty.

214
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,774
Look, baby,
you only got six more sessions.

215
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,109
And I'm doing them, Hank.

216
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,237
I said I would do them,
and I'm doing them.

217
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:05,657
I can't help it if you got
your days of the week wrong.

218
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,034
BOY:
Look out. Sorry, Mr. Schrader.

219
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,672
Look, it's...
You know, it's just...

220
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,549
Oh, boy. L...

221
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:28,054
I think Dave is, um,
really helping you.

222
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,391
Yeah.

223
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,393
[SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]

224
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:34,561
Yeah.

225
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,909
Sorry about that.

226
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,711
She's, uh...

227
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,678
MAN:
Hey! Hey, where's my
phone call? Ow!

228
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:13,391
Hits two in the sand,
two in the forest. Ha-ha.

229
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,144
And then he says, "Give me a four."
HANK: Gomez.

230
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,897
Gomez?
What do you got for me?

231
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,107
Come on. Chop-chop.

232
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,735
Good morning to you too.

233
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,617
GOMEZ:
A.P.D. Sent this over. This was
about eight or 10 days ago.

234
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:33,745
You know Southwest Aniline, right?
Yeah, off the 25?

235
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,163
The place smells like feet.

236
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,624
This is them.
Check this out.

237
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:44,506
Holy shit. What was that?
Thermite. So they tell me.

238
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,466
Burns about 5000 degrees.

239
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,676
GOMEZ:
Kind of stuff you see
on a James Bond movie.

240
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:52,555
Nice.
Guys who know their trade.

241
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,811
Ah, wait. I take that back.

242
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,145
[CHUCKLES]

243
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,815
What, they didn't think
about stealing a hand truck?

244
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:05,777
Hey, try rolling it, morons.
It's a barrel.

245
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,821
It rolls. Jesus.

246
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,614
[BOTH LAUGHING]

247
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,951
HANK: So, what'd they get?
Methylamine, 30 gallons.

248
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,329
P2P?

249
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,415
They're cooking
old school biker meth.

250
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,334
Who the hell
still does that?

251
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:24,295
All the old-timers I know
are either dead or in prison.

252
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,048
Pseudo's in short supply,

253
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:30,844
so these two make do
by changing up the formula.

254
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,596
That and the thermite,

255
00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:35,974
I'd say these two
know their chemistry.

256
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,852
But ranking them as burglars?
Shit.

257
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,896
I wouldn't trust these two
to break into the
Special Olympics.

258
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:45,358
They got book learning
but no street skills.

259
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,943
Maybe they're college kids.

260
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:49,028
Chem students
trying to make a big score.

261
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,406
Yeah, maybe.

262
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:54,200
I tell you, 30 gallons of precursor...

263
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:57,495
That big a score, they're gonna
wind up stepping on some toes.

264
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:02,208
Tell you what, they better pray
it's us who catches up to them

265
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,502
and not those boys from Juarez.

266
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:05,712
[CHUCKLES]

267
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,833
[CAR ENGINE STARTING]

268
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,285
[GASPS]

269
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,549
Your daughter wants out.

270
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:58,700
[PHONE RINGING]

271
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:06,332
SKYLER [ON RECORDING]:
Hey, there. You've reached Walt,
Skyler and Walter, Jr.

272
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,127
We can't come to the phone
right now, so please leave us
a message.

273
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,837
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

274
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:12,630
MARIE:
Hey, it's me.

275
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,340
Thought I'd try you earlier this time,

276
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:18,177
before you go out
and, you know, face the day.

277
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,637
I'm realizing now

278
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:22,849
it probably takes you a little longer
to get to the phone,

279
00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:26,352
owing to the extra baby weight...

280
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,981
Hey, sweetie.

281
00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:35,570
[SIGHS]

282
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,489
Walt, did you spend
the entire night out here?

283
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,242
No.

284
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:44,704
No, no. Well, not all of it.

285
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:50,585
Oh, yeah. I did have a touch of...
My stomach, you know. And, uh...

286
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:54,797
I knew I was gonna be up and down,
so I just didn't wanna wake you.

287
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,659
WALT:
How would he know where I live?

288
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,286
You sure it was Tuco?

289
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:26,579
Who else could it be?

290
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,831
Did you ever tell him my name?
No.

291
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:31,000
Did you ever tell him
where I live or anything?

292
00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:33,086
No.
What about Gonzo, or the dead one?

293
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,463
Did you tell them anything?
I didn't say jack, man.

294
00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:39,217
Okay, Tuco must've put out,
like, you know, feelers.

295
00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:43,554
He's got his ways and means, yo.
Sources, all right? He's closing in.

296
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:51,020
And what happens when
he finds out that my
brother-in-law is a DEA agent?

297
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,189
Oh, God.
What happens then?

298
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,573
Look, it's got five bullets.

299
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:07,203
I finally figured out how to...
Look, I just finally... I figured it out.

300
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:09,997
I say we get a second gun, right?
For you.

301
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:14,127
I mean, don't we, like,
double our chances?

302
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,129
I mean, mathematically.

303
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:19,465
I've got a better idea.

304
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,636
Thank God.

305
00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,179
All right.

306
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:27,723
What is it, Mr. White?
Lay it on me.

307
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:33,062
Beans.
Beans?

308
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,649
They're castor beans.

309
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,443
So, what are we gonna do
with them?

310
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,155
Are we just gonna grow
a magic beanstalk? Huh?

311
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:43,990
Climb it and escape?

312
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:47,660
We are going to process them
into ricin.

313
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,455
Rice and beans?

314
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,626
Ricin.
It's an extremely effective poison.

315
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:58,171
It's toxic in small doses.

316
00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:00,840
Also fairly easy to overlook
during an autopsy.

317
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,843
All right.

318
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,804
All right. So...
Don't touch them.

319
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:11,142
You can get poisoned from beans?
Yes.

320
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:15,855
Back in the late 70s,
ricin was used to assassinate
a Bulgarian journalist.

321
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,692
The KGB modified
the tip of an umbrella

322
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,986
to inject a tiny pellet
into the man's leg.

323
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:25,615
And we're talking about
an amount not much
bigger than the head of a pin.

324
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,202
But it... It killed him?

325
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,370
Oh, yes.

326
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,042
Now we just need to figure out
a delivery device,

327
00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:41,214
and then no more Tuco.

328
00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:52,892
Oh...

329
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,414
[KNOCKING ON WINDOW]

330
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:24,799
Hey, Sky.
Hey, Hank.

331
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,051
How you doing?

332
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:30,221
Is this, uh...?
This a bad time?

333
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,934
Um... No, come on in.

334
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,230
Uh...

335
00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,695
I should've called first.
I'm sorry.

336
00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,615
What can I do for you?

337
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,746
Maybe, um, we ought...

338
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,915
You wanna sit down first?

339
00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,584
I don't know, Hank.

340
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:03,045
Depends on whether or not
this is gonna be about Marie.

341
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:10,303
Did she send you?
Hell, no.

342
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,055
She's barely
even talking to me.

343
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,099
That's why I'm here, okay?

344
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,977
Self-preservation.
Big time.

345
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,770
[LAUGHS]

346
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,317
Look,

347
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:27,111
I know you gals have
your ups and downs.

348
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,779
I get it.
Gals.

349
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:32,325
And I need to get involved
like I need a second
hole in my ass.

350
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,618
[LAUGHS]

351
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,496
But if you could do me
this huge favor and just
return her phone calls.

352
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:42,501
I don't, ahem, think
I'm quite ready to do that yet.

353
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:46,547
Communication.
Communication, right?
Back and forth. Come on.

354
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:50,176
Sky, do this for me, please.
You can yell at her.

355
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,678
Just call her back.

356
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,181
[SIGHS]

357
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,645
Marie is a shoplifter, Hank.

358
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,939
That's right.

359
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:08,069
That baby tiara
she gave me at the shower?

360
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,530
She stole it
from Gertrude Zachary's. Yeah.

361
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:15,076
I almost got arrested
when I went back to return it.

362
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:19,747
And Marie won't admit it.
She won't apologize.

363
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:21,832
Yeah.

364
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,463
If I thought you were gonna
return it, I would have never,
you know...

365
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:35,888
You knew about this.

366
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,392
We're working on it.

367
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:42,728
I mean,
she's got this therapist, Dave.

368
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:45,815
And I mean, Dave is really good.
Dave's good, yeah.

369
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,651
But it's an ongoing process, Sky,

370
00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:52,530
and we have gotta be
understanding, you know?

371
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,198
I mean, we gotta, you know.

372
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:58,077
We gotta support the shit out of her.

373
00:33:58,245 --> 00:33:59,453
Oh.

374
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Do we?

375
00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:02,665
Yeah.

376
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,835
I need support.

377
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,838
Me.

378
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,090
The almost-40-year-old
pregnant woman

379
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,092
with the surprise baby
on the way.

380
00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,428
And the husband
with the lung cancer

381
00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:18,431
who disappears for hours on end,
and I don't know where he goes.

382
00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,599
And he barely
even speaks to me anymore.

383
00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:23,769
With the moody son
who does the same thing.

384
00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:25,730
And the overdrawn
checking account.

385
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:29,483
And the lukewarm water heater
that leaks rusty-looking crap

386
00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:32,445
and is rotting out the floor
of the utility closet

387
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,739
and we can't even afford to fix it.

388
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,950
But, oh, I see.

389
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:40,745
Now I'm supposed to go,
"Hank, please,

390
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,456
what can I possibly do
to further benefit

391
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:46,417
my spoiled, kleptomaniac,
bitch sister,

392
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,545
who somehow always manages
to be the center of attention?"

393
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:55,718
Because God knows she's the one
with the really important problems.

394
00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:07,980
[SOBBING]

395
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:14,278
Want me to take a look
at that utility closet?

396
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,281
[♪♪♪]

397
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,354
JESSE:
That's all it takes?

398
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:52,107
WALT:
That's all it takes.

399
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:55,820
JESSE:
So now what?

400
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:59,156
WALT:
Now we arrange
our next meet.

401
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,700
In a public place this time.
Nice and safe.

402
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,953
Business as usual.

403
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,873
And after we sell him
our usual four pounds,
then we'll pull this out.

404
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:14,505
"By the way, Tuco,
this is a new meth formula
we've been working on.

405
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,714
Care to try it?"

406
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,717
Okay, well, what's new about it?

407
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,054
I mean, just in case he asks.
What do we say?

408
00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:23,806
I don't know.
Whatever you want.

409
00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:27,560
It gets the user
insanely high.

410
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,145
I mean,
how much salesmanship
do we really need?

411
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:33,816
That degenerate
snorts anything
he gets his hands on.

412
00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:37,236
Okay, well, we'll just put
a pin in that, then.

413
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:43,576
Anyway, within the next
48 hours, maybe 72,

414
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,412
it'll look like natural causes.

415
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:50,624
What, like a heart attack?
Yeah.

416
00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,751
Or the flu, maybe.

417
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,796
His associates won't know
any differently,

418
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:58,924
and we'll be in the clear.

419
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:02,094
Not if Tuco kills us first.

420
00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:03,596
[PHONE RINGING]

421
00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,644
Ah...

422
00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,277
[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]

423
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,447
Just keep it down.

424
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,782
Hey, Hank. What's up?

425
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,576
HANK:
Oh, hey, buddy.

426
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,538
You been home yet?

427
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:33,417
No. Why?

428
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,960
Well, uh...

429
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:38,547
Because I really screwed up.

430
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,842
I apologize in advance for the earful
you're gonna hear from Skyler.

431
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,803
I was trying to get her and Marie
talking again. Big mistake.

432
00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:50,267
I should have just kept out of it.
Yeah, well, okay.

433
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,061
Me and my big mouth, I guess.

434
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:55,981
Yeah, well, that...
You know, it happens.
It's no problem. No worries.

435
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,734
Yeah, well, thanks, man.
I appreciate that.

436
00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:01,862
Jesus, the wives, huh?

437
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,448
Hank, unfortunately, I really...

438
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:08,160
Oh, yeah.
Hey, man, don't let me keep you.

439
00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:11,330
Actually, I'm at work, so...
Oh, hey.

440
00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:13,207
[LAUGHING]

441
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,125
You wanna see something
really freaky?

442
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,629
Well, I would, but...
Seriously, Walt, this is...

443
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:19,838
[LAUGHS]

444
00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:24,009
You gotta check out this crime scene
me and Gomie are at. Just a second.

445
00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:25,719
[CAMERA CLICKS]

446
00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,346
[LAUGHING]

447
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,348
Hank.

448
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,684
Hang on. It should be
coming through right now.

449
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,268
[PHONE BEEPS]

450
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:38,148
Guess it could be worse, huh?
Could be having a day like these two.

451
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:42,861
Couple of local bulletheads.

452
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:46,031
Guess they pissed off
the wrong guy.

453
00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:50,619
Walt, you there?

454
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,456
Hey, Walt?

455
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,297
I'm taking this.
No. It's my gun. I need it!

456
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:05,092
No, you don't.
Not if you leave town.
Get out of here.

457
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:08,429
Tuco killing Gonzo means
he's coming after us next.
Now, I've...

458
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:12,057
I've gotta get home. My family.

459
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,603
[♪♪♪]

460
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,242
[TIRES SCREECHING]

461
00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:53,098
[COUGHS]

462
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:55,184
Skyler?

463
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:03,233
WALT:
Walter, Jr?

464
00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,617
Skyler?

465
00:40:13,787 --> 00:40:15,037
[CLANKING]

466
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,537
[COUGHING]

467
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,497
WALT:
Hey.

468
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:01,667
Where's Walter, Jr?

469
00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:05,504
Having dinner at Louis' house.
Supposedly.

470
00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:12,177
Yep. All day, I've had
the whole house to myself.

471
00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:18,392
So where have you been
this time?

472
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:27,776
SKYLER:
Walt?

473
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,916
Walt?

474
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:03,353
Walt, will you come in here
and talk to me please?

475
00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:14,656
Walt!

476
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,285
I'll be right there.

477
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,588
HANK:
Yeah, I recognize
these two knobjobs.

478
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,257
Known associates
of a psychotic piece of shit

479
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:33,675
named Tuco Salamanca.

480
00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:36,428
Guess he got tired of associating.
Yeah.

481
00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:39,264
Hey, do you mind if I get in there?
No, go ahead.

482
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:41,767
Thanks.

483
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,439
The big one smells fresher.

484
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:50,609
You guys find a death wound?

485
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:52,861
No?

486
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:58,450
I see lots of blood,
but no bullet holes.

487
00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,412
DETECTIVE:
Yeah. You done taking
pictures?

488
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,207
All right. Let's lay them out flat.

489
00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,585
HANK:
Let me get out of your
way here, man.

490
00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:19,429
[CRUNCH]

491
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:22,349
Oh, snap.

492
00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:25,394
Damn, Ricky.
Leave something for the coroner.

493
00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:37,447
Oh, this is beautiful.

494
00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:40,450
Hey, someone call Jay Leno.

495
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,369
We got the world's
dumbest criminal.

496
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,997
This guy wasn't murdered.
Look.

497
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:49,167
Big stuff here
was moving this guy's body

498
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:52,713
when the stack
must have shifted.

499
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:57,342
Crushed his arm,
pinned him here,
and he, uh, bled out.

500
00:43:57,510 --> 00:44:02,180
Poetic justice. Oh, I love it.
Don't you just?

501
00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:04,474
Get a photo of me
with this guy, all right?

502
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,936
Old stumpy, here. Make sure
you get the stump in there.

503
00:44:13,443 --> 00:44:17,988
Walt, would you
talk to me, please?

504
00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:28,290
L... I don't know where to begin.

505
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,211
[PHONE RINGING]

506
00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:24,596
What the hell
are you doing here?

507
00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:32,771
Get in.

508
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:47,911
TUCO:
Get in.

509
00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:04,845
TUCO:
Let's go.

510
00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,670
[♪♪♪]