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[♪♪♪]

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[PANTING]

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[GLASS SHATTERING]

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[GRUNTING]

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Oh, my God. Christ!

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Shit.

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[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

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Oh, God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Think, think, think.

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[LIQUID SPLASHING]

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Oh, my gosh.

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[PANTING THEN INHALES]

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[EXHALES AND COUGHS]

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Okay. Come on,
come on, come on.

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Come on.

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My name is
Walter Hartwell White.

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I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane,

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Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

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To all law-enforcement entities,

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this is not an admission
of guilt.

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I am speaking to my family now.

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[CRYING]

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Skyler.

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You are the love of my life.

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I hope you know that.

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Walter Jr.

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You're my big man.

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There are... There are going
to be some things...

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Things that you'll
come to learn about me

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in the next few days.

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I just want you to know
that no matter how it may look

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I only had you in my heart.

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Goodbye.

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[SIRENS APPROACHING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[COUGHING]

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WOMAN [ON TV]:
- Money before the panel
earlier this year.

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SKYLER:
Happy birthday.

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Oh.

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Look at that.

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That is veggie bacon.

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Believe it or not.
Zero cholesterol

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and you won't even
taste the difference.

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Mm.

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What time do you think
you'll be home?

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Same time.

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I don't want him
dicking you around tonight.

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You get paid till 5,
you work till 5. No later.

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Aha.

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Hey.

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Hey, happy birthday.
Well, thank you.

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You're late again.

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There was no hot water again.

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SKYLER:
I have an easy fix
for that.

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You wake up early,

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and then you get to be the first
person in the shower. Hm.

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WALT JR:
I have an idea.

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How about buy
a new hot-water heater?

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How's that idea?
For the million-billionth time.

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[COUGHING]

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Did you take your echinacea?

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Yeah.

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I think it's getting better.

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What the hell is this?

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SKYLER: Hey.
It's veggie bacon.

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We're watching our cholesterol,
I guess.

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Not me. I want real bacon.
Not this fake crap.

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Too bad. Eat it.

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Phew.
This smells like Band-Aids.

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Eat it.

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[SIGHS]

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So how does it feel to be old?

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How does it feel
to be a smart-ass?

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Heh. Good.

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Eat your veggie bacon.

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WALT: You're all set?
Yeah, I'm fine.

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All right, see you at home.
Okay, see you.

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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Chemistry.

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It is the study of what?

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Anyone?

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Ben.
Chemicals.

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Chemicals.

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No.

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Chemistry is...

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Well, technically, chemistry
is the study of matter.

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But I prefer to see it
as the study of change.

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Now, just...
Just think about this.

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Electrons.

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They

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change their energy levels.

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Molecules.

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Molecules change their bonds.

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Elements. They combine
and change into compounds.

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Well, that's...
That's all of life, right?

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I mean, it's just...
It's the constant, it's the cycle.

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It's solution, dissolution,
just over and over and over.

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It is growth, then decay,

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then transformation.

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It is fascinating, really.

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[STUDENTS WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY]

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[GIRL GIGGLING]

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Chad.

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Is there something wrong
with your table?

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Okay, ionic bonds.

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[CHAIR CLATTERING]

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Are you done?

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Ionic bonds. Chapter six.

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[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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One, two, three makes 10,
and 10 makes 20.

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There's your receipt.

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Just hand this claiming disc
to your car-wash professional.

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Thank you. Come again.

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[MAN SPEAKING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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He's not coming.
He says he quits.

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I'm gonna run the register.

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Bogdan, no.
We talked about this.

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I'm short-handed, Walter.
What am I to do?

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Walter?

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What am I to do?

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[COUGHING]

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CHAD:
Hey, Mr. White.

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Make those tires shine, huh?

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Oh, my God.

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You will not believe
who's cleaning Chad's car.

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Mr. White.

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From chemistry.

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ALL:
Surprise!

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WALT JR:
Happy birthday, Dad.

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WOMAN: Happy birthday.
SKYLER: Happy birthday.

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Oh, you're so very late.

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CARMEN:
Really, I'm serious, Skyler.

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I mean, you're flat
as a washboard.

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Oh.
You look awesome.

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She's not showing at all,
is she?

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She's showing a little.

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Carmen, this is my sister,
Marie.

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Nice to meet you.
Hi.

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Glock 22,
that's my daily carry, okay?

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I mean, unless you're talking,
what, Plus P Plus loads,

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you can forget the 9 mil,
all right?

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Shit, I seen
one of those bounce
off a windshield one time.

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Yeah, with you shooting.
Hey.

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[LAUGHING]

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If you're gonna bring a gun,
baby,

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you gotta bring enough gun.

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Forty caliber.

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Uh...

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This is awesome.
Nice, isn't it?

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Yeah. Dad,
come check this out.

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Yeah, I see it.

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Come on, take it.
HANK: Yeah. Check it out, Walt.

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WALT:
Ooh.

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No, no, it's just heavy.

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HANK:
That's why they hire men.

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[MEN LAUGHING]

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Hey, it's not gonna bite you.

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Looks like Keith Richards with a
glass of warm milk, doesn't he?

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[MEN LAUGHING]

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Hey, Walt.
Everybody, listen up,
listen up, listen up.

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I'm gonna give a toast,

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a little toast
to my brother-in-law.
Come here.

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Walt, you got a brain
the size of Wisconsin

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but we're not gonna hold that
against you.

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[GUESTS LAUGHING]

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But your heart's
in the right place, man.

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Your heart's in the right place.
We love you, man. We love you.

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Everybody, to Walt.

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[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]

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[GUESTS SPEAK IN RUSSIAN]

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Oh, shit. Turn on channel three.

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[ON TV]
At which point, we apprehended
three individuals

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and placed them into custody.

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I'm proud to say
the outstanding professionalism

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of my fellow agents at the
Albuquerque District Office

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resulted in a substantial
amount of methamphetamine

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being taken off the streets.

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WOMAN: Were any shots fired?
HANK: No, ma'am.

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Our agents took the suspects
by surprise.

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Damn. The TV does add 10 pounds.

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Ten pounds?

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Hey, sit and spin, both of you.

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Hank.
What?

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Sorry. You didn't see that.

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So charming.

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HANK:
- Clearly an ongoing operation.
One which was well-organized...

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Hank, how much money is that?
HANK: It's about 700 grand.

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It was a pretty good haul.

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HANK:
As I say, it's a good day
for the citizens of Albuquerque

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Wow.

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When we can put this big a dent
in the local drug trade.

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Well, that's unusual, isn't it?
That kind of cash?

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Mm. Well, it's not the most
we ever took.

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It's easy money,
till we catch you.

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Heh-heh.

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Walt, just say the word and
I'll take you on a ride-along.

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You can watch us
knock down a meth lab,
huh?

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Get a little excitement
in your life.

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Yeah, someday.

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WALT:
Which one's this?

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Um, that faux-Lalique vase
I picked up at the Super-Swap.

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Oh.

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00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,788
How's it doing?

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Well, I met my reserve
and there's still two minutes.

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Oh.

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00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,968
What's up?

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00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,429
You tell me, birthday boy.

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00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,226
Oh, hey, so, what's up
for Saturday?

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00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:16,355
Mm. Car wash.
Bogdan says he needs me.

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Till what time?
Noon, 1 -ish?

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Probably 2, more like it.

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And then what after that?

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Um, actually,

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ahem,
I was thinking of driving
up to Los Alamos.

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They've got this...

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The visitor center
has an exhibit on

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that's really supposed to be...

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You're not gonna paint?
No, I'll paint.

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It's just that this...

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You know, this exhibition

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on the Mars-rover
photographs are...

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I mean, the detail really is
just supposed to be amazing.

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00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,976
It's just that I really need you
to paint at some point.

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The sooner that back bedroom
gets finished...

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I know.

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And I'd do it myself, except
you said you don't want me
standing on the stepladder.

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I will paint.
Okay.

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What is going on down there?
No, it's...

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Is he asleep?

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00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,703
No, it's...

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No, it's nothing. He's just...

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You know. Well, you gotta be
careful about the baby and...

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00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:22,254
Well, don't worry about
the baby. This is just for you.

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We are just doing you tonight.

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So just close your eyes,

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relax, and let it...

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Close your eyes.
Oh, okay.

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Okay.

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There you go.

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That's it.

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There you go.

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Keep it going.

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00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:03,795
Keep... Yes! Fifty-six. Oh.

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00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:10,093
[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

246
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[♪♪♪]

247
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,779
[COUGHS]

248
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,545
[SIRENS WAILING]

249
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,391
This is so embarrassing.
I am fine, honestly.

250
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,935
It's just some bug going around.

251
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,521
First, my wife had it,
then my son, and now me.

252
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:06,942
It's just...
It's just like a chest cold.

253
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,568
Could be some low
blood sugar as well.

254
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,821
I didn't have the greatest
breakfast this morning.

255
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,489
Honestly, I didn't.

256
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,617
Hey, listen, can you do me
a favor? Can you just, uh,

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00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,869
drop me off at a corner
somewhere?

258
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,164
Uh, no, sorry.

259
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,292
It's just that I don't have
the greatest insurance.

260
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,336
Take a couple of deep breaths
for me.

261
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,049
[COUGHS]

262
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,137
Is there anybody
you want us to contact for you?

263
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,556
Ha. No. God, no.

264
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,975
Lean forward for me,
would you?

265
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,604
Mr. White, are you a smoker?

266
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,357
No, never.

267
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,485
Why do you ask?

268
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,336
[RUMBLING AND CLICKING]

269
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,019
[MUFFLED SPEECH]

270
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,694
MAN:
Mr. White?

271
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,696
Mr. White?

272
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,199
Yes?

273
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,494
You understood
what I've just said to you?

274
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,704
Yes.

275
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,624
Lung cancer. Inoperable.

276
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,920
I'm sorry.
I just need to make sure

277
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,881
you fully understand.

278
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,550
Best-case scenario, with chemo,

279
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,970
I'll live maybe another
couple years.

280
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,432
It's just

281
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,310
you've got mustard on your...

282
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,773
Right there.
You got mustard there.

283
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,483
Right there.

284
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,577
So my records show
that I paid it

285
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,789
and I certainly don't feel
that we owe any late...

286
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,582
Yeah, all right. Um...

287
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,127
Well, I'll check with the bank
and maybe the post office

288
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,588
if they lost it or something.

289
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,800
Yeah, let me look into that.
Okay.

290
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,176
Thank you.

291
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,516
Hey.

292
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,935
Um,

293
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,729
did you use the MasterCard
last month?

294
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:53,608
Uh,
fifteen eighty-eight at Staples?

295
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,575
Um... Oh, we needed
printer paper.

296
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,745
Walt, the MasterCard's
the one we don't use.

297
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,206
Okay.

298
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,376
So how was your day?

299
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,379
Oh, you know.

300
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,632
I don't know. It was, um,

301
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,636
fine.

302
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:26,266
[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

303
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,935
[BOGDAN SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

304
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,903
[DISTORTED SPEECH]

305
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,572
[COUGHS]

306
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:46,786
[HEARS HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING]

307
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,207
BOGDAN:
Hey, Walter.

308
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,834
Walter.

309
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,086
Walter. Tomorrow night
I'm shorthanded.

310
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,796
I need you outside
to do wipe downs.

311
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,089
Come on.
What?

312
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,258
I said I need you outside
to do some wipe downs.

313
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,719
Are you here to work,
or to be staring at the skies?

314
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,763
Come on. Let's go.

315
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,183
Come on, man.

316
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,851
Fuck you, Bogdan.

317
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,102
What?

318
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,897
I said, "fuck you."
And your eyebrows.

319
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,360
[GRUNTING]

320
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,445
Wipe down this!

321
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:32,207
[♪♪♪]

322
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,127
[DIALING]

323
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,795
[PHONE RINGING]

324
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,589
HANK [OVER PHONE]:
Yo.

325
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:25,051
Uh, Hank?
Hank, it's Walt. Hey.

326
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:27,762
Oh, listen. I didn't wake you,
did I?

327
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,265
Oh, good, good.

328
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:34,060
Oh, no, no.
Nothing's wrong. I just...

329
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,896
I've been, uh, thinking about
that offer

330
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,233
of that ride-along.

331
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,902
HANK:
It's the last house
on the right. See it?

332
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,988
Not the two-story one,
the one next to it.

333
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:47,657
Kind of, uh, I don't know
what do you call that? Um,

334
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:48,867
green?

335
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,202
Sage.

336
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,662
"Sage?"

337
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:55,123
Do you work at the
fucking Pottery Barn?
Jesus.

338
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,500
Sage.
That's the word for it.

339
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,628
My fault the only word
your dumb ass knows
is "green"?

340
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:04,340
"Cheese-dick."
I know that one.
How about that?

341
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,968
Anyway, it's the, um,
sage one. See it?

342
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,512
WALT:
So, what tells you
it's a meth lab?

343
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,722
HANK:
Just our snitch.

344
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,975
Says some dude who
goes by "Cap'n Cook"

345
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,810
lives up to his name in there.

346
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:20,023
Says he always adds
a dash of chili
powder. Heh-heh.

347
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,442
Ah, you exuberant Mexicans.

348
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,528
Uh-uh. "Cap'n Cook?"
That's a white boy's name.

349
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,821
Dopey as hell too.

350
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,990
Yeah? I'll tell you what.

351
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,326
I got you 20 bucks
that says he's a beaner.

352
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:34,329
All right.
You're on.

353
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,583
All right. Come on,
come on, come on.

354
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,337
[HANK SIGHS]

355
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,714
All right. School bus is clear.
You got the green light.

356
00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:46,466
MAN [ON RADIO]:
Copy that.

357
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,179
[ENGINE STARTS]

358
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,725
Watch this. Makes them shit.

359
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:59,354
[HUMMING
"RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES"]

360
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,523
Go, go, go, go!

361
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:13,910
HANK:
Meth labs are nasty
on a good day.

362
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,371
You mix that shit wrong
and you got mustard gas.

363
00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:19,207
Phosphine gas.

364
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,584
I think.
Yeah, exactly.

365
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,379
One whiff will kill you.
That's why the respirators.

366
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,305
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES]

367
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:15,013
MAN [ON RADIO]:
House is clear.
One suspect in custody.

368
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,599
Copy that.
The suspect,

369
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,934
might he be of
the Latino persuasion?

370
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,937
MAN:
Driver's license says
"Emilio Koyama."

371
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:24,772
Asian. Pay up, sucker.

372
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,609
Hey, hey. First name, Emilio.

373
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,444
That's at least half a beaner.

374
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,571
Tell you what,
I'll let you off for a 10.

375
00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,781
Whoa. Heh, heh.

376
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,116
Cheer up, Gomey.

377
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,535
You people still got J. Lo.
Hank.

378
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,622
Do you think I might
get to go inside?

379
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,749
See the actual lab?

380
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,793
Uh,

381
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,128
yeah.

382
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,881
Yeah, I'll tell you what,
we're gonna go peek
our heads in

383
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,050
check it out first.

384
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,928
Stay here a minute.
Let's go, Frank.

385
00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:14,697
[MAN GRUNTS]

386
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,324
Oh, God.

387
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,246
[♪♪♪]

388
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,917
Oh, God.

389
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,759
Oh, my God.

390
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:37,679
Pinkman?

391
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,682
[GATE CREAKING]

392
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:38,031
Hey. Uh, it's me.
I'm alone.

393
00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:45,913
How'd you find me?

394
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,916
You're still
in our filing system.

395
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,256
So your... Your aunt
owns this place, right?

396
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:56,674
I own it.

397
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,804
Look, no one's looking for you.

398
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:04,098
Why are you here?

399
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,184
I was curious.

400
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:09,937
Honestly, I never expected
you to amount to much...

401
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,231
but methamphetamine?

402
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:13,649
L...

403
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,902
I didn't picture that.

404
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,863
There's a lot of money in it,
huh?

405
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,823
I don't know what you're
talking about.

406
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,825
No?
Not a clue.

407
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,954
Cap'n Cook?

408
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,956
That's not you?

409
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,298
Like I said,
no one is looking for you.

410
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,550
Look, I don't know what
you think you're doing here,

411
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,135
Mr. White.

412
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,513
I mean, if you're planning
on giving me some

413
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,141
bull-winder about getting right
with Jesus or turning myself in.

414
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:50,186
Not really.
High school was a long time ago.

415
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:54,857
You ain't Welcome Back, Kotter,
so step off. No speeches.

416
00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:56,984
Short speech.

417
00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,405
You lost your partner today.
What's-his-name.

418
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:04,325
Emilio?

419
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,661
Emilio is going to prison.

420
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:11,791
The DEA took all
your money, your lab.

421
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,669
You've got nothing.

422
00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:17,046
Square one.

423
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,340
But you know the business

424
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,677
and I know the chemistry.

425
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,015
I'm thinking

426
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,393
maybe you and I
could partner up.

427
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,360
[SCOFFS]

428
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:45,533
You, uh...
You wanna cook crystal meth?

429
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,119
You.

430
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:51,789
You and, uh...
And me.

431
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,541
That's right.

432
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,085
Wow.

433
00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:58,045
Either that,

434
00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,715
or I turn you in.

435
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,351
What the hell is this?

436
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:13,561
SKYLER:
Damned if I know.

437
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,897
I described it
as mosaic folk art.

438
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,273
And somebody bought it?

439
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:18,733
Yeah, some guy in Minneapolis.

440
00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:21,319
Fourteen dollars plus shipping.
Yes.

441
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:24,572
At this rate,
in 50 or 60 years
you'll be rich.

442
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,116
So how goes the novel?

443
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,744
It's not a novel, actually,
which l...

444
00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:31,454
You're not writing a novel?

445
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:33,748
You told me you were.
No. Short stories.

446
00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:36,459
I said that if eventually
I have enough good ones,

447
00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,377
that maybe I'll try

448
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,130
and publish another collection.

449
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,841
Those really didn't sell.

450
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:47,929
I just thought a novel
would be easier to sell.

451
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:51,140
Yeah, well, maybe so.

452
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:54,101
Ever want me
to read anything,
I could critique it for you.

453
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,354
Oh.

454
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:57,980
No.

455
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:03,861
I mean, I'm just not
at that stage where I...

456
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:05,071
No.

457
00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:08,658
Open offer.

458
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,326
So, what's up with Walt lately?

459
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,370
What do you mean?
He's fine.

460
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,455
He just seems,

461
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,541
I don't know.
Quieter than usual.

462
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,293
Well, turning 50 is a big deal.

463
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:23,172
I mean, I'm sure as hell
not looking forward to 40.

464
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:26,968
You're gonna be a
complete basket-case.

465
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:29,845
[CHUCKLES]

466
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,473
So it's a mid-life crisis.

467
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,976
No. He's just quiet.

468
00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:36,894
How's the sex?

469
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,105
Marie, Jesus.

470
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,982
I guess that answers that.

471
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,150
[♪♪♪]

472
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:25,026
You just gonna sit there?

473
00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:28,529
[SIGHS]

474
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:35,745
Look at this. Look at this.

475
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:40,583
Kjeldahl-style recovery flask,
800 milliliters. Very rare.

476
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:43,544
You got your usual
paraphernalia,
Griffin beakers,

477
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:47,673
there's your Erlenmeyer flask.
Butthe pièce de résistance,

478
00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:53,054
a round bottom boiling flask,
5000 milliliters. Huh?

479
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:58,392
I cook in one of those.
A big one.

480
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,854
One of these?

481
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,564
No, this is a
volumetric flask.

482
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,232
You wouldn't cook
in one of these.

483
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,817
Uh, yeah. I do.

484
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,444
Uh, no, you don't.

485
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:12,490
A volumetric flask is for
general mixing and titration.

486
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:15,493
You wouldn't apply heat
to a volumetric flask.

487
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,578
That's what a boiling flask
is for.

488
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,081
Did you learn nothing
from my chemistry class?

489
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,334
No. You flunked me, remember?

490
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,795
No wonder.
Prick.

491
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:29,465
And let me tell you
something else.
This ain't chemistry.

492
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:31,634
Okay, this is art.
Oh, ha.

493
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:33,427
Cooking is art,

494
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:36,722
and shit I cook is the bomb,
so don't be telling me.

495
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,350
Shit you cook is shit.
The shit.

496
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,602
I saw your setup. Ridiculous.

497
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,438
You and I will not
make garbage.

498
00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:47,358
We will produce
a chemically pure
and stable product

499
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,777
that performs as advertised.
No adulterants.

500
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,487
No baby formula.
No chili powder.

501
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,781
No, no. Chili P's my signature.

502
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,282
Not anymore.

503
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,370
Yeah, well,
we'll see about that.

504
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:00,621
What the hell is this?

505
00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,456
Lab safety equipment.

506
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:05,751
We're also gonna have
an emergency eye wash station.

507
00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:08,546
These chemicals and
their fumes are toxic.

508
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,381
In case you didn't know that.

509
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:13,843
Well, you can dress up like
a faggot if you want. Not me.

510
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,642
Listen, this stuff

511
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,061
doesn't stay more than a day.

512
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,938
What?
I thought we were
gonna cook here.

513
00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:27,481
No, we're not
gonna cook here.

514
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,651
Okay, this is my house.
I don't shit where I eat.

515
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,403
Well, then where
are we gonna work?

516
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,322
You tell me.
This is your deal, man.

517
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,491
You wanna smoke it up,
smoke it up at your house.

518
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:41,996
No, I didn't think so.
Oh, well.

519
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,499
Well,

520
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:49,003
what if we rented one of those
self-storage places?

521
00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:52,006
You know,
those little orange garages?
Worked out of there?

522
00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:56,093
No, they're onto that.
They've got dogs
that sniff around.

523
00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,723
RV, that's what you want.

524
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,350
What, like a Winnebago?

525
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,104
Yeah.

526
00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:11,192
I know a dude
who wants to sell his.

527
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,444
He just goes camping with it.

528
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:16,030
But a mobile meth lab?
That'd be the bomb.

529
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:20,034
I mean, you can drive
way out in the boonies.

530
00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:21,744
Be all evasive.

531
00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:27,041
[♪♪♪]

532
00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:51,357
Dude, this isn't even
seven grand, all right?

533
00:35:51,525 --> 00:35:52,733
My guy wants 85.

534
00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:55,903
This is all the money
I have in the world.

535
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,489
You're a drug dealer. Negotiate.

536
00:35:58,657 --> 00:35:59,907
[SCOFFS]

537
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,576
You are not
how I remember you
from class.

538
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,203
I mean, like, not at all.

539
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:05,538
Yeah, well, I gotta go.

540
00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:06,747
Wait. Wait. Hold up.

541
00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:11,836
Tell me why you're doing this.
Seriously.

542
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,671
Why do you do it?

543
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:16,298
Money, mainly.

544
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,551
There you go.

545
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,512
Nah, come on, man.

546
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,056
Some straight like you,
giant stick up his ass

547
00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:27,685
all a sudden at age, what, 60,
he's just gonna break bad?

548
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:30,271
I'm 50.
It's weird, is all.

549
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,606
Okay, it doesn't compute.
Listen,

550
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,442
if you've gone crazy
or something,

551
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:39,446
I mean, if y... If you've gone
crazy, or depressed.

552
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,532
I'm... I'm just saying.

553
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,702
T... That's something
I need to know about.

554
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:47,162
Okay, I mean, that affects me.

555
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,879
I am awake.

556
00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:58,799
[SCOFFS]

557
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,050
What?

558
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,180
Buy the RV.

559
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,101
We start tomorrow.

560
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,817
SKYLER:
How's it coming in there?

561
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,986
Fine.

562
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,620
Do you want me or your dad?

563
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,582
Dad.

564
00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:50,225
SKYLER:
So how are those feeling in
the waist? Are they too tight?

565
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:52,686
You don't want to get them
if they're too tight.

566
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:56,106
They're...
They're pretty shrunk.

567
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,984
Are you sure you
don't want to get the...?
Like a different kind?

568
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:00,903
Like, you know,
the skinny jeans,

569
00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:03,614
because those are in style.
The skaters wear them.

570
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:06,283
Do I look like a skater?

571
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,493
All right.

572
00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:10,704
[IMITATING WALT JR.]
Mom, get them, my big boy pants.

573
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:15,125
Mommy, could you zip up
my big boy pants?

574
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,378
[JOCKS LAUGHING]

575
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,259
WALT: Don't.
SKYLER: What?

576
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,053
Don't.

577
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,513
Walt.

578
00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:30,140
[JOCKS CONTINUE LAUGHING]

579
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,101
WALT JR: Where...?
I have no idea.

580
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,729
No, you know what?
Don't even look at them.

581
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:38,899
They're obviously very stupid.
Yep.

582
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,234
Yeah.

583
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:45,406
I think that, um...
I think those jeans
look really good on you.

584
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,409
I think you should get them
if you like them, okay?

585
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:51,203
You know what?
Why don't you hang out here
for a second. I'll be right back.

586
00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:52,705
Fine.

587
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,957
Hey, Mommy,
I think I pinched a loaf

588
00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:57,710
in my brand new big boy pants.

589
00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:59,920
[♪♪♪]

590
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,840
[GRUNTING]

591
00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,176
JOCK:
What are you doing?

592
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,179
What's wrong, chief?
Having a little trouble walking?

593
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,265
JOCK:
Get off me! Get off me!

594
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,103
I'll mess you up, man.

595
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,772
You'll have one shot.
You'd better make it good.

596
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:21,275
What, are you waiting for
your girlfriends? You better go.

597
00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:24,486
You'd better go. Take it.
Take your shot. Take it!

598
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:28,198
Come on. Come on.

599
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,909
Come on,
let's get out of here.
Let's go.

600
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:34,038
Psycho.

601
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,201
JESSE:
Yeah, nothing but cows.

602
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:15,704
Got some big cow house
way out that way,
like two miles,

603
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:18,499
but I don't see nobody.

604
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,167
"Cow house"?

605
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:23,170
Yeah. Where they live.

606
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,713
The cows.

607
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:30,177
Whatever, man.
Shit, yeah. Let's cook here.

608
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:31,762
[COUGHS]

609
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,181
Cow house.

610
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,724
God help me.

611
00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:49,196
Uh, what are you doing?

612
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:52,449
These are my good clothes.

613
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:54,827
You can't go home
smelling like a meth lab.

614
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:57,871
Uh, yeah, you can. I do.

615
00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,748
Those?

616
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:03,710
Wow. Those, uh...
You're keeping those on,
right?

617
00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:10,759
[WALT SIGHS]

618
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:14,513
Come on. Daylight's burning.

619
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,640
Oh, my God.

620
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,976
[CHUCKLING]

621
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:27,401
JESSE:
Wow, this is... This is
a good look for you.

622
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:30,904
I mean, you're maybe only
the world's second-biggest homo.

623
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,740
WALT:
Would you shut up and help me?

624
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:36,243
JESSE:
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

625
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,996
Work it. Baby, work it.

626
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,998
Turn that off.

627
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:45,252
[WORKING FOR A NUCLEAR FREE
CITY'S "DEAD FINGERS TALKING"
PLAYS]

628
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,484
This is glass-grade.

629
00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:51,985
You got...

630
00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:56,031
Jesus, you got crystals in here
two inches, three inches long.

631
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,908
This is pure glass.

632
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:02,162
You're a goddamn artist.

633
00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:05,123
This... This is art, Mr. White.

634
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,668
Well, actually,
it's just basic chemistry,

635
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,671
but thank you, Jesse.
I'm glad it's acceptable.

636
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,674
Acceptable?
You're the goddamn Iron Chef.

637
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:16,593
Every jibhead from here to
Timbuktu's gonna want a taste.

638
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,888
Man, l... I gotta try this.

639
00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:23,350
No. No.

640
00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:26,019
No. We only sell it.
We don't use it.

641
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:29,523
Okay, since when?

642
00:43:29,691 --> 00:43:32,192
Listen, you've been watching
way too much Miami Vice.

643
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,694
That ain't happening.

644
00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:37,447
[SCOFFS]

645
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,575
So, what now?

646
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,704
How do we proceed?

647
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:50,836
We cook more tomorrow.

648
00:43:51,004 --> 00:43:53,088
Meantime,

649
00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,674
I know just the guy to talk to.

650
00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:57,676
[DOG BARKING]

651
00:43:57,844 --> 00:43:59,845
Get him. Come on.

652
00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:01,930
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]

653
00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:08,145
Hey, yo. Kraze,
how you doing, my man?

654
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:14,526
Hey, you got a new dog.
Right on, man.

655
00:44:14,694 --> 00:44:16,653
What's his name?

656
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:19,573
Yeah, I had a dog like that
once,

657
00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:21,742
except maybe like twice as big.

658
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,577
Super-purebred.

659
00:44:23,745 --> 00:44:25,037
Now, me personally,

660
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,372
I would train him to go
straight for the nutsack.

661
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:29,583
Just shut your mouth
and show me your money.

662
00:44:29,751 --> 00:44:31,251
JESSE:
I ain't buying, ese.

663
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:34,087
I'm selling.

664
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:46,600
Tell me that ain't the finest
scante you ever laid eyes on.

665
00:44:46,768 --> 00:44:49,936
Go ahead. Try it.

666
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:53,273
Hey, poochie. How you doing?

667
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:55,567
Jesus Christ.

668
00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:59,071
Yeah. Booya! See, what'd I say?

669
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,698
It's all right.
It's all right?

670
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,617
It's all right?
Yeah, it's all right.

671
00:45:03,785 --> 00:45:05,243
So what?
You're back in business?

672
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,079
Hell, yeah, I'm back.

673
00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:10,791
With a vengeance.
Vato loco gotta make a living.

674
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,794
You know, with your cousin
gone away and all...

675
00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:17,297
And listen, homes,
about that...

676
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,802
Really broke me up about Emilio.

677
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:24,137
That dude is like my brother.

678
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,931
You okay? You talk to him?

679
00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:27,265
Yeah, I talk to him.

680
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,642
Said when the feds came,

681
00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:31,478
you were out sticking it in
some neighbor lady.

682
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,814
Hey, you know,
I got lucky twice.

683
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,857
I don't know, man.

684
00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:37,067
Emilio...

685
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:42,406
he thinks maybe
you dimed on him.

686
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:46,660
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
That is bullshit.

687
00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:48,954
That is bullshit, Krazy-8.

688
00:45:49,122 --> 00:45:51,748
I should kick his punk ass
for even thinking that.

689
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,000
You know what?
Next time you talk to Emilio,

690
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:56,753
you tell him for me, all right?

691
00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:03,885
Why don't you tell him yourself?
Made bail this morning.

692
00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:05,846
Go ahead, pendejo.

693
00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:08,014
Kick my ass.
Hey, listen...

694
00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:11,685
[BARKING]

695
00:46:11,853 --> 00:46:13,979
KRAZY-8:
Where did you get this?

696
00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:15,522
Hm?

697
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:19,025
Because I know your little
punk ass didn't cook it.

698
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:29,578
[MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING
IN DISTANCE]

699
00:46:46,179 --> 00:46:47,429
[SCOFFS]

700
00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:51,892
Damn, man.
What are you,
some kind of nudist?

701
00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:57,147
Yeah, that's some
stone-fine tick-tick
you been cooking there, ese.

702
00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:58,982
How about you come
work for me?

703
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:03,737
I'd be willing to sell it to you

704
00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:05,280
if... If the price is right.

705
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,418
Out here all by yourself, huh?

706
00:47:25,927 --> 00:47:30,055
Hey, I know you.
He was there
when I got busted.

707
00:47:30,223 --> 00:47:32,265
He's with the DEA.
No.

708
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:35,602
You rata snitch motherfucker.

709
00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,312
Run, Mr. White! Run!

710
00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:40,524
Ah.

711
00:47:43,945 --> 00:47:45,278
[GUN COCKS]

712
00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:49,199
I say we cap them both.

713
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:54,704
[CHUCKLES]

714
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:58,667
You really cook up that batch?

715
00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:01,419
Yeah.

716
00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:03,463
You an artist.

717
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,633
It's a damn shame.
Wait.

718
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,970
Wait a minute.

719
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:14,808
Listen to me.
I'll teach you my recipe, huh?

720
00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:17,143
What do you say?
You wanna cook like me?

721
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,603
[COUGHS]

722
00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:22,440
You let us both live,

723
00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:27,404
and I will teach you, huh?

724
00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:42,794
[JESSE GRUNTS]

725
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:48,091
[♪♪♪]

726
00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:59,019
Put the cigarette out.

727
00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:03,064
Please...

728
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:50,111
Move it, homes. You got all day?

729
00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:53,990
Okay.

730
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,921
[EMILIO & KRAZY-8 COUGHING]

731
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,800
[GUNSHOTS]

732
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:16,471
[EMILIO & KRAZY-8 RETCHING]

733
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:23,603
[EMILIO & KRAZY-8 GASPING]

734
00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:25,980
[THUDS AND CLATTERING]

735
00:50:28,776 --> 00:50:31,403
[EXHALES]

736
00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:34,447
[MOLOTOV'S "APOCALYPSHIT"
PLAYS]

737
00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,628
[PANTING]

738
00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:25,999
[GLASS SHATTERING]

739
00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:59,657
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

740
00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:14,631
Shit.

741
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,470
Shit!

742
00:52:29,939 --> 00:52:30,980
[GRUNTS]

743
00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:33,191
[GUN CLICKS]

744
00:52:33,943 --> 00:52:35,902
[SOBS]

745
00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:43,284
[GRUNTING]

746
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:11,521
[MOLOTOV'S "APOCALYPSHIT"
PLAYS]

747
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:21,114
[HORN HONKING]

748
00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:36,462
[SIRENS WAILING]

749
00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,951
What happened?

750
00:54:09,622 --> 00:54:12,332
Hey, what'd you do to them?

751
00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,877
Red phosphorus in the
presence of moisture

752
00:54:16,045 --> 00:54:17,962
and accelerated by heat

753
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:20,423
yields phosphorus hydride.

754
00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:23,718
Phosphine gas.

755
00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:27,764
One good whiff and poof.

756
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,309
[VOMITING]

757
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,288
We gotta...

758
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:57,710
We gotta clean this up.

759
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:01,714
[MICK HARVEY'S
"OUT OF TIME, MAN" PLAYS]

760
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,634
Where were you?

761
00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:56,602
Walt...

762
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,774
I don't know what's
been going on with you lately

763
00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:04,694
but...
Nothing, honey. I'm fine.

764
00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:09,490
Whatever it is,
I'll tell you this.

765
00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:12,869
I do not like it
when you don't talk to me.

766
00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:17,248
The worst thing you can do
is shut me out.

767
00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:03,336
[MOANS]

768
00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:05,004
Walt...

769
00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:10,885
Oh, Walt, is that you?

770
00:57:11,053 --> 00:57:12,095
[GASPS]

771
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:15,056
[SKYLER PANTING]