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Last season on Breaking Bad...
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Chemistry is the study of change.
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You understood what
I've just said to you?
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Lung cancer. Inoperable.
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We're family.
We get through these things together.
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You want to cook crystal meth?
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That's right. You know the business.
And I know the chemistry.
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You want to make some cash for
your people before you check out.
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That's why you're doing all this.
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I don't know what's been going on
with you lately...
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I'd say that looks like meth,
but it's... it's too damn white.
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We got new players in town.
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This... is unacceptable.
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We have to move our product...
wholesale. How do we do that?
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Some guy named Tuco.
A bad ass, from what I hear.
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- 2 pounds. Next Friday.
- Can you handle 4 pounds?
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Methylamine...
They got it locked down tight.
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Why don't we
just steal it ourselves?
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People sometimes do things
for their families.
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Synchro: Tyno, Michvanilly
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www.forom.com
www.sub-way.fr
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What is this? It's blue.
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We used a different chemical process,
but it is every bit as pure.
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May be blue, but it's the bomb.
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Tight, tight, tight... Yeah.
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Blue, yellow, pink...
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Whatever man,
just keep bringing me that.
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You're all right. We're gonna
make a lot of money together.
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Just remember
who you're working for.
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What did you say?
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I'm just saying, they gotta know
that they're working for you.
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Like they don't already know that?
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Are you saying that they're stupid?
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No, I'm just saying.
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Oh yeah, so you're not saying
that they're stupid?
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So, I don't understand.
Are you saying that I'm stupid?
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Is that it?
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Is that what you're doing?
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Tuco.
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Why don't we all just...
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relax?
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Heisenberg says, "relax."
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I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed.
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I'm relaxed...
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Damn, man!
Look at that! Look!
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Yeah. That's messed up.
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Okay, Heisenberg!
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Next week.
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Adjusting for inflation...
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Good state college,
adjusting for inflation,
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say $45,000 a year.
Two kids, four years of college,
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$360,000.
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Remaing mortgage on the home,
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107 thousand.
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Home equity line, 30 thousand.
That's 137 thousand.
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Cost of living,
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food, clothing, utilities,
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say two grand a month,
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and that should put a dent in it,
anyway.
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24K a year.
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Provide for say,
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10 years.
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That's $240,000.
Plus 360, plus 1, 3, 7...
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737.
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$737,000.
That is what I need.
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That's what I need.
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You and I both clear
about 70 grand a week,
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that's only 10˝ more weeks.
Call it 11...
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11 more drug deals, and always
in a public place from now on.
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It's do-able.
Definitely do-able.
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Heisenberg!
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What the hell?
What's wrong with him?
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What's the matter with you?
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You can't take an ass-beating,
bitch?
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- Damn, Tuco...
- Shut up.
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There's no pulse.
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- Do something.
- Do something?
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He needs an ambulance.
He needs a hospital.
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Do something!
You're smart, right?
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Do that... Do that thing!
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No, there's... There's nothing.
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- Breathe into his mouth...
- No, they don't teach that anymore.
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- It doesn't work.
- You, come here!
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Breathe into his mouth!
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Get rid of him.
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We can't do him like that, man.
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Buzzards and rats and all that.
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I'm just saying, you know?
It's not very Christian.
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It sounds like arguing.
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Gonzo, hurry up!
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What's the big hurry?
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I just think we're done here.
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You're done.
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Hey, I'm back here!
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Hello?
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Didn't you hear me?
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Hey, yourself.
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What, you can't answer
when I'm calling you?
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Are you okay?
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Great.
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New hat?
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I got some grilled chicken
at Albertson's.
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You want me to heat some up for you?
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Where've you been?
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Do you know what,
I've got all this crap on my face.
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Let me clean up first, okay?
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You know, Walter Junior's
gonna be home any minute, so...
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Enough.
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Hold up.
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Stop it.
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Stop it!
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I know you're scared,
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and you're angry, and you're frustrated.
And I know none of this is fair.
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But you cannot
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take it out on me.
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Hey, I'm home!
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We are dead.
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Dead, man!
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Muerto! Ormuerte!
However the hell you...
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- This is conjecture.
- This is conjecture?
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- Yes. And conjecture isn't helping.
- My conjecture isn't helping. Fine.
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Facts then. Fact A:
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My phone rang, like, eight times last
night. Dead air, hang ups every time.
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Second fact:
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3 in the morning, I saw that black Caddy
of his cruising my neighborhood.
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If he wanted to kill us,
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- he would've done it at the junkyard.
- What is that? Conjecture?
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Are you basing that
on that he's got a normal,
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healthy brain or something?
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Did you not see him beat a dude
to death for, like, nothing?
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And that way... that way
he just kept staring at us,
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saying,
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"You're done."
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"You're done"?
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You wanna know what that means?
I will tell you what that means.
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That means exactly
how it sounds, yo!
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All right. We are witnesses.
We are loose ends.
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Right now, Tuco's thinking,
"Yeah, hey,
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"they cook good meth,
but can I trust them?"
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What happens when he decides no?
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It's him or us! You understand?
It is him or us!
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How would you do it?
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- What do you mean?
- Specifically,
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how would you do it? Step by step.
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All right.
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Say we...
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set up one last sale,
this is providing
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he doesn't decide
to waste us before then.
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Every time we bring in a new batch,
he always...
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tests the product, right?
So,
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as his head is down...
you know, just giving it a snort...
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So three shots?
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- Three shots, or, I don't know, two.
- But is it two, or is it three?
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- Two would probably work, I guess.
- Two shots in the chest?
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- Or in the face?
- Come on...
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I'm just trying to understand
how this works.
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All right. We'll put a pin in that.
But by now,
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the big guy, Gonzo... he's probably
coming at you, right?
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So you turn toward him...
How many shots for him?
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He's a big guy, right?
How many shots does that take?
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- I don't know. Three shots.
- Okay, three shots.
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Tuco and Gonzo. Two men down.
Now, is there anyone else there?
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I mean, Tuco is usually
with someone else, right?
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Maybe even a couple of guys.
His dealers, his posse.
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All right.
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So we'll put a pin in that one, too.
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Now, at this point,
how many shots have been fired?
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You've gotta be running low.
How many bullets does that gun take?
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How can you suggest
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that we kill a man,
and you can't even open the gun?
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It's not that easy, is it?
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Hey, man, Walt, you did it.
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Call Skyler.
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Hey, there. You've reached Walt,
Skyler, and Walter Junior.
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We can't come to the phone right now,
so please leave us a message.
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Well, aren't you early bird,
up and out already.
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The big lug and I are gonna go try
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that new restaurant
over by UNM tonight.
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So let me know
if you guys wanna hang.
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Listen to me. "Hang."
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Walt Junior would be proud.
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I know the lingo.
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I'm still hip.
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It's Chinese... the restaurant.
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I don't know.
I just feel like Chinese.
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Do you think that people in China
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ever just feel like American?
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You know, and they go out
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and get little take-out boxes
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with mashed potatoes and meat loaf,
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and try and figure out
how to use the little knives and forks?
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I wonder if that ever happens.
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All right. I'll let you go.
So call me.
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Skyler didn't pick up?
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Obviously she's not home.
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What was that about Chinese?
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Dinner tonight.
That new place.
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- How late they serve?
- I don't know.
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You got Dave at 8.
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Not tonight.
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- Yeah, you do. Remember?
- No, that's Thursday.
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I'm pretty sure that's Thursday.
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Remember how, at the last minute,
they changed it around for you?
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They were gonna charge us a penalty.
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Look, baby,
you only got six more sessions.
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And I'm doing them, Hank. I said
I would do them, and I'm doing them.
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I can't help it if you got
your days of the week wrong.
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Look out!
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Sorry, Mr. Schrader!
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Look, it's...
You know, it's just...
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I think Dave is...
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really helping you.
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Sorry about that.
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She's...
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Where's my phone call?
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Hits two in the sand,
two in the forest.
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- And then he says, "Give me a four."
- Gomez.
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What do you got for me?
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Come on. Chop-chop.
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Good morning to you, too.
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APD sent this over.
This was about eight or ten days ago.
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- You know Southwest Aniline, right?
- Yeah, off the 25?
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- Whole place smells like feet.
- This is them. Check this out.
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- Holy shit. What was that?
- Thermite.
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So they tell me.
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Burns about 5,000 degrees.
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Kind of stuff you see
on a James Bond movie.
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Nice!
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Guys who know their trade.
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Wait. I take that back.
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What, they didn't think
about stealing a hand truck?
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Try rolling it, morons!
It's a barrel.
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It rolls. Jesus.
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- So what'd they get?
- Methylamine, 30 gallons.
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P2P?
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They're cooking
old-school biker meth.
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Who the hell still does that?
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All the old-timers I know
are either dead or in prison.
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Pseudo's in short supply,
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so these two make do
by changing up the formula.
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That and the thermite...
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I'd say these two
know their chemistry.
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But ranking them as burglars?
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Shit! I wouldn't trust these two
to break into the Special Olympics.
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They got book learnin'
but no street skills.
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Maybe they're college kids...
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chem students trying
to make a big score.
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Maybe.
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I tell you,
30 gallons of precursor...
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That big a score, they're gonna
wind up stepping on some toes.
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Tell you what,
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they better pray it's us who catches up
to them and not those boys from Juárez.
253
00:27:11,315 --> 00:27:12,948
Your daughter wants out.
254
00:27:43,233 --> 00:27:44,262
Hey, there.
255
00:27:44,387 --> 00:27:46,498
You've reached Walt, Skyler,
and Walter Junior.
256
00:27:46,810 --> 00:27:48,444
We can't come
to the phone right now,
257
00:27:48,569 --> 00:27:50,519
so please leave us a message.
258
00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:53,047
Hey, it's me.
259
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,879
I thought I'd try you
earlier this time,
260
00:27:55,004 --> 00:27:56,545
before you go out and, you know,
261
00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:58,396
face the day.
262
00:27:58,617 --> 00:28:00,310
I'm realizing now
263
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,145
it probably takes you a little longer
to get to the phone,
264
00:28:03,530 --> 00:28:05,683
owing to the extra baby weight...
265
00:28:08,797 --> 00:28:09,949
Hey, sweetie.
266
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,655
Walt, did you spend
the entire night out here?
267
00:28:22,298 --> 00:28:24,618
No, no.
Well, not all of it.
268
00:28:26,062 --> 00:28:28,240
Oh, yeah. I did have a touch of...
269
00:28:28,502 --> 00:28:30,342
My stomach, you know?
270
00:28:31,105 --> 00:28:34,779
I knew I was gonna be up and down,
so I just didn't want to wake you.
271
00:29:02,670 --> 00:29:04,097
How would he know where I live?
272
00:29:04,222 --> 00:29:06,661
- You're sure it was Tuco?
- Who else could it be?
273
00:29:06,993 --> 00:29:10,882
Did you ever tell him my name,
where I live or anything...
274
00:29:11,629 --> 00:29:13,356
What about Gonzo, or the dead one?
275
00:29:13,481 --> 00:29:15,861
- Did you tell them anything about me?
- I didn't say jack!
276
00:29:15,986 --> 00:29:18,836
Tuco must've put out,
like, you know, feelers.
277
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,134
He's got his ways and means, yo.
278
00:29:21,302 --> 00:29:23,309
Sources, all right?
He's closing in.
279
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:30,112
And what happens when he finds out
that my brother-in-law is a DEA agent?
280
00:29:31,365 --> 00:29:32,861
Oh, God.
What happens then?
281
00:29:40,573 --> 00:29:42,473
Look, it's got five bullets.
282
00:29:42,926 --> 00:29:44,513
I finally figured out how to...
283
00:29:44,638 --> 00:29:47,100
Look, I just finally...
I figured it out.
284
00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:49,977
Say we get a second gun,
right, for you.
285
00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:51,956
I mean, don't we, like,
286
00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:54,174
double our chances?
287
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,085
I mean, mathematically.
288
00:29:58,269 --> 00:29:59,919
I've got a better idea.
289
00:30:01,524 --> 00:30:03,084
Thank God!
290
00:30:03,894 --> 00:30:05,129
All right.
291
00:30:05,254 --> 00:30:07,353
What is it, Mr. White?
Lay it on me.
292
00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:11,180
Beans.
293
00:30:11,714 --> 00:30:12,792
Beans?
294
00:30:13,994 --> 00:30:15,819
They're castor beans.
295
00:30:16,975 --> 00:30:19,442
So what are we gonna do with them?
296
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,295
Are we just gonna grow
a magic beanstalk, huh?
297
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:23,863
Climb it and escape?
298
00:30:25,268 --> 00:30:27,511
We are going to process them
into ricin.
299
00:30:28,938 --> 00:30:30,328
Rice and beans?
300
00:30:32,725 --> 00:30:33,737
Ricin.
301
00:30:33,975 --> 00:30:36,076
It's an extremely effective poison.
302
00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:37,980
It's toxic in small doses.
303
00:30:38,105 --> 00:30:40,672
Also fairly easy to overlook
during an autopsy.
304
00:30:41,725 --> 00:30:42,725
All right.
305
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,572
- So...
- Don't touch them.
306
00:30:48,004 --> 00:30:50,910
Wait. Seriously,
you can get poison from beans?
307
00:30:51,035 --> 00:30:52,739
Back in the late'70s,
308
00:30:52,864 --> 00:30:55,664
ricin was used to assassinate
a Bulgarian journalist.
309
00:30:57,412 --> 00:30:59,805
The KGB modified
the tip of an umbrella
310
00:30:59,930 --> 00:31:02,194
to inject a tiny pellet
into the man's leg.
311
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:05,363
And we're talking about an amount not
much bigger than the head of a pin.
312
00:31:06,718 --> 00:31:08,807
But it killed him?
313
00:31:13,234 --> 00:31:16,089
Now we just need to figure
out a delivery device,
314
00:31:16,214 --> 00:31:17,489
and then...
315
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:20,420
no more Tuco.
316
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:06,306
How you doing?
317
00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:09,844
Is this...
This a bad time?
318
00:32:12,490 --> 00:32:14,275
No, come on in.
319
00:32:23,027 --> 00:32:25,587
I should've called first.
I'm sorry.
320
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:28,549
What can I do for you?
321
00:32:32,214 --> 00:32:34,386
Maybe we ought...
322
00:32:35,696 --> 00:32:37,433
You want to sit down first?
323
00:32:38,151 --> 00:32:39,602
I don't know, Hank.
324
00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:43,179
Depends on whether or not
this is gonna be about Marie.
325
00:32:46,118 --> 00:32:47,468
Did she send you?
326
00:32:48,554 --> 00:32:49,778
Hell, no.
327
00:32:50,388 --> 00:32:52,488
She's barely even talking to me.
328
00:32:52,994 --> 00:32:54,794
That's why I'm here, okay?
329
00:32:54,919 --> 00:32:56,686
Self-preservation.
330
00:32:56,811 --> 00:32:58,007
Big time.
331
00:33:02,389 --> 00:33:03,139
Look,
332
00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:06,545
I know you gals have
your ups and downs.
333
00:33:06,949 --> 00:33:08,539
- I get it.
- Gals...
334
00:33:08,664 --> 00:33:10,566
And I need to get involved
335
00:33:10,691 --> 00:33:13,427
like I need a second hole in my ass.
336
00:33:13,552 --> 00:33:16,995
But if you could do me this huge favor
and just return her phone calls.
337
00:33:17,411 --> 00:33:18,567
I don't...
338
00:33:20,012 --> 00:33:22,061
think I'm quite ready
to do that yet.
339
00:33:22,186 --> 00:33:24,355
You know, communication.
Communication, right?
340
00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:26,221
The back, the forth.
Come on.
341
00:33:26,346 --> 00:33:28,267
Sky, do this for me, please.
342
00:33:28,392 --> 00:33:29,927
You can yell at her.
343
00:33:30,052 --> 00:33:31,811
Just call her back.
344
00:33:38,036 --> 00:33:39,995
Marie is a shoplifter, Hank.
345
00:33:41,991 --> 00:33:43,290
That's right.
346
00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:47,504
That "baby tiara"
she gave me at the shower?
347
00:33:47,828 --> 00:33:50,430
She stole it
from Gertrude Zachary's.
348
00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:54,614
I almost got arrested
when I went back to return it.
349
00:33:54,739 --> 00:33:56,136
And Marie won't admit it.
350
00:33:56,874 --> 00:33:58,571
She won't apologize.
351
00:34:01,685 --> 00:34:05,249
Yeah. If I thought you were gonna
return it, I would have never...
352
00:34:05,374 --> 00:34:06,530
You know.
353
00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:15,849
You knew about this?
354
00:34:16,401 --> 00:34:18,335
We're working on it.
355
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:21,996
I mean, she's got
this therapist, Dave.
356
00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:25,305
- I mean, Dave is really good.
- Dave's good.
357
00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:28,261
But it's an ongoing process, Sky,
358
00:34:28,386 --> 00:34:31,488
and we have gotta be understanding.
359
00:34:31,613 --> 00:34:35,013
You know? I mean, we've gotta...
You know. We've gotta...
360
00:34:35,292 --> 00:34:37,303
support the shit out of her.
361
00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:40,976
Do we?
362
00:34:43,626 --> 00:34:45,019
I need support.
363
00:34:46,768 --> 00:34:47,768
Me!
364
00:34:48,229 --> 00:34:50,448
The almost 40-year-old
pregnant woman,
365
00:34:50,573 --> 00:34:52,276
with the surprise baby on the way.
366
00:34:53,002 --> 00:34:55,024
And the husband with the lung cancer
367
00:34:55,149 --> 00:34:57,896
who disappears for hours on end,
and I don't know where he goes,
368
00:34:58,021 --> 00:35:00,399
and he barely even speaks
to me anymore.
369
00:35:00,524 --> 00:35:03,181
With the moody son
who does the same thing.
370
00:35:03,306 --> 00:35:05,259
And the overdrawn checking account.
371
00:35:05,384 --> 00:35:08,943
And the lukewarm water heater
that leaks rusty-looking crap
372
00:35:09,068 --> 00:35:12,254
and is rotting out the floor
of the utility closet
373
00:35:12,379 --> 00:35:14,136
and we can't even afford to fix it.
374
00:35:14,261 --> 00:35:16,982
But, oh, I see!
375
00:35:17,107 --> 00:35:19,784
Now I'm supposed to go,
"Hank, please.
376
00:35:20,013 --> 00:35:22,598
"What can I possibly do
to further benefit
377
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,686
"my spoiled, kleptomaniac
bitch sister
378
00:35:25,811 --> 00:35:28,859
"who somehow always manages
to be the center of attention!
379
00:35:28,984 --> 00:35:31,949
"'Cause God knows she's the one
380
00:35:32,074 --> 00:35:34,777
"with the really
important problems!"
381
00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,920
Want me to take a look
at that utility closet?
382
00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:27,329
That's all it takes?
383
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,543
That's all it takes.
384
00:36:32,130 --> 00:36:33,969
So, now what?
385
00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,951
Now, we arrange our next meet,
386
00:36:38,486 --> 00:36:40,989
in a public place this time.
Nice and safe.
387
00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:42,684
Business as usual.
388
00:36:43,182 --> 00:36:45,937
And, uh, after we sell him
our usual four pounds,
389
00:36:46,062 --> 00:36:48,089
then we'll pull this out.
390
00:36:49,439 --> 00:36:51,422
"By the way, Tuco,
391
00:36:51,547 --> 00:36:53,858
"the new meth formula
we've been working on.
392
00:36:53,983 --> 00:36:55,751
"Would you care to try it?"
393
00:36:55,876 --> 00:36:57,526
Okay, well, what's new about it?
394
00:36:58,831 --> 00:37:01,382
Just in case he asks.
What do we say?
395
00:37:01,507 --> 00:37:03,505
I don't know.
Whatever you want.
396
00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:06,342
It gets the user insanely high.
397
00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:09,334
I mean, how much salesmanship
do we really need?
398
00:37:09,459 --> 00:37:12,082
That degenerate snorts
anything he gets his hands on.
399
00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:16,240
Okay, well, we'll just put
a pin in that, then.
400
00:37:17,215 --> 00:37:19,854
Anyway, within the next 48 hours,
401
00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:21,875
maybe 72,
402
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:24,595
it'll look like natural causes.
403
00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:27,666
What, like a heart attack?
404
00:37:29,801 --> 00:37:31,665
Or the flu, maybe.
405
00:37:32,023 --> 00:37:34,921
His associates won't know
any differently,
406
00:37:35,418 --> 00:37:37,218
and we'll be in the clear.
407
00:37:37,998 --> 00:37:40,072
Not if Tuco kills us first.
408
00:37:58,802 --> 00:38:00,379
Just keep it down.
409
00:38:00,616 --> 00:38:02,132
Hey, Hank. What's up?
410
00:38:02,961 --> 00:38:04,259
Hey, buddy.
411
00:38:07,344 --> 00:38:08,680
You been home yet?
412
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,144
Why?
413
00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:13,644
Well...
414
00:38:15,844 --> 00:38:17,211
'Cause I really screwed up.
415
00:38:17,771 --> 00:38:20,645
I apologize in advance for the earful
you're gonna hear from Skyler.
416
00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,871
I'm just trying to get her
and Marie talking again.
417
00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:26,154
Big mistake.
I should have just kept out of it.
418
00:38:26,279 --> 00:38:27,895
Yeah, well, okay.
419
00:38:29,499 --> 00:38:30,967
Me and my big mouth, I guess.
420
00:38:31,092 --> 00:38:32,685
Well, that happens.
421
00:38:32,853 --> 00:38:34,962
It's no problem.
No worries.
422
00:38:35,087 --> 00:38:37,292
Well, thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
423
00:38:38,096 --> 00:38:40,689
Jesus, the wives, huh?
424
00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:42,606
Hank, unfortunately,
425
00:38:42,905 --> 00:38:46,272
- I really...
- Oh, yeah, man, don't let me keep you.
426
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,404
Actually, I'm at work, so...
427
00:38:52,474 --> 00:38:54,118
You wanna see
something really freaky?
428
00:38:54,243 --> 00:38:57,187
- Well, I would, but...
- Seriously, Walt, this is...
429
00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:02,580
You gotta check out this crime scene
me and Gomie are at. Just a second.
430
00:39:08,110 --> 00:39:11,668
Hang on, hang on.
It should be coming through right now.
431
00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:15,181
Guess it could be worse, huh?
432
00:39:15,452 --> 00:39:18,208
We could be having a day
like these two.
433
00:39:19,297 --> 00:39:21,420
A couple of local bulletheads.
434
00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:24,548
Guess they pissed off the wrong guy.
435
00:39:27,330 --> 00:39:28,787
Walt, you there?
436
00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:39,357
- I'm taking this.
- No! It's my gun! I need it!
437
00:39:39,482 --> 00:39:41,563
No, you don't!
Not if you leave town.
438
00:39:41,688 --> 00:39:45,324
Get out of here. Tuco killing Gonzo
means he's coming after us next.
439
00:39:46,006 --> 00:39:48,095
I've gotta get home. My family.
440
00:41:37,385 --> 00:41:38,913
Where's Walter Junior?
441
00:41:39,281 --> 00:41:42,352
Having dinner at Louis's house.
Supposedly.
442
00:41:45,885 --> 00:41:48,984
All day, I've had
the whole house to myself.
443
00:41:52,937 --> 00:41:54,957
So where have you been this time?
444
00:42:36,632 --> 00:42:39,484
Walt, will you come in here
and talk to me please?
445
00:42:53,517 --> 00:42:55,017
I'll be right there.
446
00:43:04,742 --> 00:43:06,834
I recognize these two knobjobs.
447
00:43:07,527 --> 00:43:10,921
Known associates of a psychotic piece
of shit named Tuco Salamanca.
448
00:43:11,399 --> 00:43:13,160
Guess he got tired of associating.
449
00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:17,009
- Do you mind if I get in there?
- No, go ahead.
450
00:43:23,662 --> 00:43:25,775
The big one smells fresher.
451
00:43:27,013 --> 00:43:29,049
You guys find a death wound?
452
00:43:32,430 --> 00:43:35,576
I see lots of blood,
but no bullet holes.
453
00:43:38,309 --> 00:43:39,658
You done taking pictures?
454
00:43:41,059 --> 00:43:42,995
All right.
Let's lay 'em out flat.
455
00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:45,812
Let me get out
of your way here, man.
456
00:43:58,201 --> 00:43:59,487
Oh, snap!
457
00:43:59,882 --> 00:44:02,639
Damn, Ricky. Leave something
for the coroner.
458
00:44:12,633 --> 00:44:14,406
Oh, this is beautiful.
459
00:44:16,197 --> 00:44:19,842
Hey, someone call Jay Leno.
We've got the world's dumbest criminal.
460
00:44:19,967 --> 00:44:22,284
This guy wasn't murdered.
Look.
461
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:26,134
Big Stuff, here,
was moving this guy's body,
462
00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:29,052
when the stack must have shifted.
463
00:44:30,388 --> 00:44:32,833
Crushed his arm, pinned him here,
464
00:44:33,310 --> 00:44:35,005
and he bled out!
465
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:37,563
Poetic justice.
Oh, I love it.
466
00:44:37,688 --> 00:44:38,907
Don't you just?
467
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:42,026
Get a photo of me
with this guy, all right?
468
00:44:42,151 --> 00:44:45,182
Old Stumpy, here. Make sure
you get the stump in there.
469
00:44:53,378 --> 00:44:55,173
Would you talk to me, please?
470
00:45:03,147 --> 00:45:05,202
I don't know where to begin.
471
00:46:00,467 --> 00:46:02,761
What the hell are you doing here?
472
00:46:09,430 --> 00:46:10,338
Get in.
473
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,139
Get in.
474
00:46:40,329 --> 00:46:41,255
Let's go.