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Is Mr. Grabby-Hands still there?
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Did Jesse really...
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squash that dude's head
with an ATM machine?
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You didn't hear that from me.
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I front each of you an ounce.
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- Badger, what is this?
- A big opportunity.
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You selling?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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That's cool.
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I'm just saying, you know,
if you were selling,
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I could maybe do with a teenth.
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You're kidding, right?
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Dude, I so smell bacon.
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What?
What are you talking about?
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Gee, I don't know.
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How about over there.
That brown van.
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- That's yours, right?
- What brown van?
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Parked all inconspicuous.
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It's a cop van.
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Another one right over there.
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"Duke City Flowers"?
Come on!
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Can't you at least be original?
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Dude, I just want to get high.
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A flower van.
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You know what you should do
is a garbage truck.
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Seriously.
And I don't mean to disrespect.
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But if you put a bunch of cops
in the back of a garbage truck,
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there's no way
I'm seriously thinking
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that there's cops in the
back of a garbage truck.
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It's a freebie, yo.
Just think about it.
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Think about it, boys!
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All right. I'm hitting it.
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You dudes give up that easy?
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I'm not a cop.
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Then lift your shirt.
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Show me you're not wearing a wire.
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All right, you know what?
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Just to show you
you're being an asshole.
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I'm blinded by white.
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Douchebag.
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Come on. I was joking.
Come on.
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Don't walk away angry.
Sit down. Come on.
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I mean, what are you
complaing about?
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You got abs, man. Kinda.
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Whatever, dude.
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I'm not even sure
I want to buy anymore.
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I think you turned me off
to the whole thing.
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Come on.
Don't be like that.
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I just need you
to prove it, you know?
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Prove you're not a cop.
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How the hell am I
supposed to do that?
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I don't know.
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I got it.
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Go over there and punch
that dude right in the face.
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Which dude?
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That dude?
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No way.
He'd kick my ass.
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True that.
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This is so hard, you know?
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I know.
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It's simple.
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If you ask a cop if he's a cop,
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he's, like, obligated to tell you.
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It's in the Constitution.
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Constitution of America?
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So go ahead and ask.
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Are you a cop?
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Not like that.
Ask it, like, official.
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Are you a police officer?
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I am not a police officer.
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Okay, then.
175 for a teenth.
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The price is the price, yo.
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All right.
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There you go. Enjoy.
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Thanks, man.
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Albuquerque Police!
You're under arrest! Get on the ground!
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Get on your stomach now!
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On your stomach, get on the ground!
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Hold it, don't move!
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Stay down!
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Synch: Tyno, Michvanilly
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www.forom.com
www.sub-way.fr
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I had a good job until my boss
accused me of stealing.
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I'd better call Saul!
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I was out partying,
minding my own business...
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You are under arrest.
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I'd better call Saul!
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Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.
Did you know that you have rights?
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The Constitution says you do.
And so do I.
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I believe that until proven guilty,
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every man, woman, and child
in this country is innocent.
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And that's why I fight
for you, Albuquerque!
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Better call Saul.
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Saul Goodman, attorney at law.
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I really need to get some furniture.
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I suggest you start with a bed.
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God, I wish we could smoke in here.
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- Well, you can't.
- I know. I know.
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I'm just saying.
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Don't think I can't smell that weed.
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You better seriously hope
that airs out.
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My dad will keep
your security deposit.
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He has a nose
like a damn bloodhound.
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Has he ever caught you?
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Many times.
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Well, listen.
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Since I already lost
my deposit and all,
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maybe we should light up.
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You sure?
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Well, is it cool if I burn one?
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Maybe you'll change your mind.
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Do what you want to do, I guess.
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- What'd I say?
- Nothing.
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I just have to go is all.
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What's this?
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My 18-month chip.
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I'm in recovery.
And you know,
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pot is, like,
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stepping stones.
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Recovery?
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That's cool.
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Right on.
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I respect that.
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You know, I don't really
burn much anymore.
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It's just a sometime thing.
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But no more, like, in the house.
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So, you want to go grab some dinner?
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I could really go for some Chinese.
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I better hit it.
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We cool?
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Your satellite's on, by the way.
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That screen's bad-ass.
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I just think it's asking a lot.
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He knows it.
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He's done nothing but apologize.
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Is this going
to be every weekend now?
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It's just the end of the quarter.
You remember how that was.
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But I am earning double time.
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There's a bright side.
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So, when the laziest boy
in the world wakes up,
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tell him he better wash those sneakers.
And I said "Bye."
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And tell him to let
them air dry this time.
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I don't want them banging
the hell out of my dryer.
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What?
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What, you don't even get
casual Saturday?
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You look nice is all.
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It's work.
Everybody's gonna be there.
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Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight?
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Hi. You've reached Walt,
Skyler, and Walter Junior.
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Please leave a message,
and we'll get back to you.
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Skyler?
Are you there?
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I just don't know what to do.
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I need to talk to you.
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It's me. What's up?
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Yesterday I got home and found him.
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He didn't even tell me
he was coming.
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- A man was killed?
- A federale, right in front of him.
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Three agents wounded,
one lost his leg.
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It's like what you hear about
in Iraq or something.
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- The IEDs.
- Oh, Jesus.
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I had to hear about it
from Steve Gomez.
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Hank talked to his ASAC
for about an hour.
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Hank should win an Oscar.
He's so damn breezy with the man.
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He hangs up the phone,
goes right back to bed.
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And all he keeps saying is,
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"I'm fine. I'm fine.
Leave me alone."
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Baby, not now.
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It's me, Hank.
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Sorry.
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Hey, buddy.
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What's up?
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I just...
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Do you mind if I...
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So...
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How you doing?
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You know. Lousy.
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Montezuma's Revenge, big time.
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I mean, everything's
going through me
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like crap through a tin horn.
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Better not get too close.
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I'll take my chances.
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I guess you heard about
what happened down in Juárez?
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Terrible.
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What do you expect?
Freakin' animals.
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Like Apocalypse Now down there.
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It's like Colonel Kurtz
holed up in his jungle.
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And my SAC in El Paso sends me home.
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Now, that's a sound leadership
decision right there, huh?
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You don't put
your second most senior man
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on the trail of those motherless
bastards, you send him home.
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I was, you know,
"He's out getting an evidence bag,
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"and so ends up
without a scratch on him.
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"So must be something wrong
with that picture."
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So are you home for good?
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Playing it by ear.
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"To be determined."
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Think you might want to talk it through
with somebody?
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What? A shrink?
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I can't.
Start going down that road,
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kiss your career goodbye.
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Or Marie.
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Or me,
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if you like.
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You know, I don't
know how to say this.
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You know, the things I deal with,
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you and me don't have much of a...
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what you might call
an experiential overlap.
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What if I told you we do?
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I have spent my whole life scared.
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Frightened of things
that could happen,
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might happen, might not happen.
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50 years I spent like that.
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Finding myself awake
at 3 in the morning.
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But you know what?
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Ever since my diagnosis...
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I sleep just fine.
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And I came to realize
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it's that fear
that's the worst of it.
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That's the real enemy.
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So...
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get up.
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Get out in the real world.
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And you kick that bastard
as hard as you can
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right in the teeth.
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Do it again.
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Go on.
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$10,000 even. Same as last time.
It's totally accurate.
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You and I, we are gonna
feed this machine.
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I want it running 24 hours a day.
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Right on.
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Not yours, I take it.
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We got 10,
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20,
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30,
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44.5 each.
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3 pounds should be 48 each.
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Who's short?
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Don't freak.
We didn't get ripped off.
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Badger hasn't
kicked in his full amount.
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I know he's planning on
pulling an all-nighter,
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- so he's probably still in the sack.
- Then wake him up.
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He can sleep after we're paid.
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Why you gotta be such a hard on?
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You're not his pal.
You're his boss.
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This only works
when they're scared of you.
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Jack off.
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It's going straight to voicemail.
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Voicemail?
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Just chill, okay?
Count your money.
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Combo,
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you seen Badger?
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Don't you cover for him!
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I ask you a straight-up question,
I expect a straight-up answer!
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Well?
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They were too scared to tell me.
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Badger got busted.
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He's in jail.
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Honey, I'm home!
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Too slow!
What's up?
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You've got more lives
than a damn cat.
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Now if I can only learn
to lick myself.
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What's up, guys?
Good to see you.
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All right!
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Let's all go back to work,
for Christ's sake!
265
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,467
In my office, man. Let's see what
you bozos have been up to lately.
266
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,220
You okay?
267
00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:00,524
Hanging in?
268
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,741
What's it look like?
269
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,130
What's this from APD?
270
00:19:05,382 --> 00:19:09,202
I been checking with them to see if they
come across that blue meth of yours.
271
00:19:09,327 --> 00:19:11,155
Sure enough, last night.
272
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:14,474
Got themselves
an honest-to-God dealer.
273
00:19:14,599 --> 00:19:17,599
I was thinking of cruising over
and saying hello.
274
00:19:18,804 --> 00:19:20,904
Maybe you'd like to go with me.
275
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,380
Well, all right.
276
00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:27,294
You told me to my face
you weren't a cop, man.
277
00:19:27,589 --> 00:19:29,039
I feel manipulated.
278
00:19:29,492 --> 00:19:31,210
I thought we were gonna hang out.
279
00:19:31,335 --> 00:19:32,903
We are hanging out, Badger.
280
00:19:33,028 --> 00:19:34,878
You like Badger or Brandon?
281
00:19:36,246 --> 00:19:40,223
I like people who don't,
like, abuse the Constitution.
282
00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:41,868
Badger, listen.
283
00:19:44,388 --> 00:19:46,538
I'm trying to help you here, man.
284
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,556
If you just tell me
who your supplier is,
285
00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:54,181
I think this can end
very well for you.
286
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,720
What are you doing talking to
my client without me present?
287
00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:00,053
You Sneaky Pete!
288
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,810
Which is which?
289
00:20:03,052 --> 00:20:05,573
What, did the Academy hire
you right out of the womb?
290
00:20:05,698 --> 00:20:07,575
You guys get younger every...
291
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,855
What'd you say to Baby-Face?
Did you say anything stupid?
292
00:20:11,024 --> 00:20:13,380
By anything stupid,
I mean anything at all.
293
00:20:13,648 --> 00:20:16,179
Look at you. Mouth open,
vocal chords a-twitter.
294
00:20:16,304 --> 00:20:18,557
We'll talk about it later.
Right now, you out.
295
00:20:18,682 --> 00:20:20,872
Ten minutes ago! Go on!
296
00:20:21,108 --> 00:20:24,189
There are laws, detective. Have your
kindergarten teacher read 'em to you.
297
00:20:24,314 --> 00:20:27,305
Go grab a juice box.
Have a nap. Go on.
298
00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:32,619
All right.
299
00:20:33,824 --> 00:20:35,074
Who do we have?
300
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,444
Brandon Mayhew.
301
00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:40,428
All right.
302
00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,601
Here we go.
Public masturbation.
303
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,645
- What?
- I don't get it. What's the kick?
304
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,062
Why don't you do it at home,
like the rest of us
305
00:20:53,187 --> 00:20:56,524
with a big flat-screen TV,
50 channels of pay-per-view?
306
00:20:56,649 --> 00:20:58,857
In a Starbucks. That's nice.
307
00:20:59,436 --> 00:21:00,886
That ain't me, man!
308
00:21:01,546 --> 00:21:04,233
I was the guy who was selling meth.
309
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:05,667
Allegedly.
310
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,623
All right. I got you.
Meth. Right.
311
00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:11,822
Sorry, that was a little
transpositional error.
312
00:21:11,947 --> 00:21:14,607
Nothing a little Wite-Out
can't take care of.
313
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,217
And a felony quantity.
314
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,966
- Just barely.
- Yeah, just barely.
315
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:23,559
The cops around here are like butchers,
always got their thumbs on the scales.
316
00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:26,034
But good luck arguing that in court.
317
00:21:26,509 --> 00:21:28,224
Let me get down to brass tacks.
318
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,358
I'm going to get you
a second phone call.
319
00:21:30,483 --> 00:21:32,607
You're gonna call
your mommy or your daddy
320
00:21:32,732 --> 00:21:35,114
or your parish priest
or your Boy Scout leader,
321
00:21:35,239 --> 00:21:38,757
and they're going to
deliver me a check for $4,650.
322
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,198
I'll write that down
on the back of my business card.
323
00:21:41,323 --> 00:21:43,939
4-6-5-0.
324
00:21:44,064 --> 00:21:46,117
And I need that in a cashier's check
325
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,378
or a money order, doesn't matter.
326
00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:51,067
Actually, I want it
in a money order.
327
00:21:51,192 --> 00:21:54,034
And make it out to
Ice Station Zebra Associates.
328
00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:56,614
That's my loan-out.
It's totally legit.
329
00:21:56,739 --> 00:21:58,754
It's done just for tax purposes.
330
00:21:59,028 --> 00:22:02,133
After that, we can
discuss Visa or MasterCard,
331
00:22:02,258 --> 00:22:05,486
but definitely not American Express,
so don't even ask.
332
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:06,846
Any questions?
333
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,767
You're gonna get me off, right?
334
00:22:12,923 --> 00:22:16,773
I look like your high school girlfriend?
Five fingers, no waiting?
335
00:22:17,395 --> 00:22:19,043
That's a joke, Brandon.
336
00:22:19,168 --> 00:22:20,218
Lighten up.
337
00:22:21,269 --> 00:22:24,077
Son, I promise you this.
338
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:29,117
I will give you the best criminal
defense that money can buy.
339
00:22:31,513 --> 00:22:35,113
Francesca, I took these already.
Didn't I take these already?
340
00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:38,907
Look, it's on your head. You're not
supposed to double up on Vitamin A.
341
00:22:39,032 --> 00:22:40,682
It's bad for the liver.
342
00:22:42,456 --> 00:22:43,758
Okay, who's next?
343
00:22:44,772 --> 00:22:46,667
Did him. I did him.
344
00:22:47,131 --> 00:22:49,577
That one went public defender.
Thanks for nothing.
345
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,642
What happened to my masturbator?
You got me all turned around.
346
00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:55,320
Hang on.
I'll get back to you.
347
00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:58,616
Gentlemen, I sense
you're discussing my client.
348
00:22:58,741 --> 00:23:02,526
- Anything you care to share with me?
- Sure. Your commercials? They suck ass.
349
00:23:03,221 --> 00:23:05,863
I've seen better acting
in an epileptic whorehouse.
350
00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,823
Is that like the one
your mom works at?
351
00:23:08,097 --> 00:23:10,891
Is she still offering
the two-for-one discount?
352
00:23:11,192 --> 00:23:12,192
DEA, huh?
353
00:23:12,436 --> 00:23:13,836
For a street bust.
354
00:23:14,182 --> 00:23:17,249
Now, what would two feds
want with that little twerp?
355
00:23:31,408 --> 00:23:33,685
Sooner or later,
this was gonna happen.
356
00:23:33,810 --> 00:23:35,960
You want your exponential growth,
357
00:23:36,085 --> 00:23:38,145
guys are gonna get busted.
Simple as that.
358
00:23:38,419 --> 00:23:41,540
So how about we get him a real attorney?
I mean, what the hell is this?
359
00:23:41,665 --> 00:23:43,215
This is who he hires?
360
00:23:43,484 --> 00:23:45,284
What?
Are you kidding me?
361
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,781
This is the guy you want.
This is the guy I'd hire.
362
00:23:50,231 --> 00:23:53,077
- It's the guy you'd hire.
- Look, you remember Emilio?
363
00:23:53,661 --> 00:23:56,111
This dude got Emilio off,
like, twice.
364
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,651
Both times,
they had him dead to rights, yo.
365
00:23:59,776 --> 00:24:01,067
And then poof!
366
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:02,752
Dude's like Houdini.
367
00:24:02,877 --> 00:24:04,804
Seriously,
when the going gets tough,
368
00:24:04,929 --> 00:24:06,949
you don't want a criminal lawyer.
369
00:24:07,074 --> 00:24:09,651
You want a "criminal" lawyer.
370
00:24:10,473 --> 00:24:12,023
Know what I'm saying?
371
00:24:13,851 --> 00:24:16,197
Look, we're in good shape,
Mr. White.
372
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,620
Badger's way too loyal to roll.
373
00:24:18,745 --> 00:24:20,806
Plus he's scared shitless of me.
374
00:24:20,931 --> 00:24:24,930
We pay four large. Cost of business.
Take it out of his payroll.
375
00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:28,670
And it's only his first dealing rap,
so worst case scenario?
376
00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:32,860
They plead him out, he does five months
picking up litter in an orange jumpsuit.
377
00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:36,408
So who goes inside?
378
00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:38,749
I don't need them seeing my face.
379
00:24:39,023 --> 00:24:41,173
I don't need them seeing my face.
380
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:44,896
Why not?
You look like his typical clientele.
381
00:24:45,086 --> 00:24:45,918
Dick.
382
00:24:46,817 --> 00:24:47,637
Fine.
383
00:24:48,777 --> 00:24:50,371
We'll flip for it.
384
00:24:50,869 --> 00:24:51,779
Call it.
385
00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:53,881
Heads.
386
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,695
Mayhew? Mr. Mayhew?
387
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:26,170
Mr. Mayhew.
388
00:25:26,805 --> 00:25:29,465
Nice of you to come down.
Please.
389
00:25:30,023 --> 00:25:31,008
Look at you.
390
00:25:31,579 --> 00:25:34,929
Should I call the FBI
and tell them I found D.B. Cooper?
391
00:25:35,770 --> 00:25:36,716
Joking.
392
00:25:37,331 --> 00:25:38,891
Please, come on.
393
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,141
Come on.
394
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:41,155
Please.
395
00:25:43,396 --> 00:25:44,546
Saul Goodman.
396
00:25:44,845 --> 00:25:45,895
Please sit.
397
00:25:49,072 --> 00:25:53,070
So it's a shame that we have to meet
under these circumstances.
398
00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:00,707
I believe you have something for me?
399
00:26:06,248 --> 00:26:09,213
Mayhew. Is that Irish or English?
400
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:10,644
Irish.
401
00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:13,426
Faith and begorrah!
A fellow potato-eater.
402
00:26:14,664 --> 00:26:16,011
My real name's McGill.
403
00:26:16,812 --> 00:26:19,321
The Jew thing
I just do for the homeboys.
404
00:26:19,446 --> 00:26:23,096
They all want a pipe-hittin'
member of the tribe, so to speak.
405
00:26:23,377 --> 00:26:26,276
I digress.
Good things are happening.
406
00:26:26,572 --> 00:26:30,037
Fact is,
your nephew's gonna get out in no time.
407
00:26:30,637 --> 00:26:31,987
That's wonderful.
408
00:26:32,269 --> 00:26:34,908
There's still a few details
to be ironed out,
409
00:26:35,033 --> 00:26:36,824
but now that the DEA is involved,
410
00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:40,508
I think he's looking at time
served and probation.
411
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:44,290
So leave your number with Francesca,
and we'll be in touch.
412
00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:45,908
Excuse me, the DEA?
413
00:26:46,293 --> 00:26:48,399
That's the Drug
Enforcement Administration.
414
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:49,524
The feds.
415
00:26:52,827 --> 00:26:55,430
I hope that I'm not
the breaker of bad news,
416
00:26:55,555 --> 00:26:59,173
but your nephew got mixed up
with some pretty nasty customers.
417
00:26:59,298 --> 00:27:02,394
I understand that. But what does
that have to do with the DEA?
418
00:27:02,519 --> 00:27:04,270
They're after some mystery man,
419
00:27:04,395 --> 00:27:06,690
some heavy-hitter that goes
by the name Heisenberg.
420
00:27:06,815 --> 00:27:09,148
They want this guy like
the ax wants the turkey.
421
00:27:09,406 --> 00:27:13,410
Seems young Brandon may have information
that could lead to his arrest.
422
00:27:13,907 --> 00:27:15,172
Jesus, cheer up!
423
00:27:15,297 --> 00:27:18,906
This is good news. I mean, Brandon
fell head-first into the doo-doo pile
424
00:27:19,031 --> 00:27:21,531
and came up smelling
like Paco Rabanne.
425
00:27:21,915 --> 00:27:22,965
Look, look.
426
00:27:25,381 --> 00:27:27,231
I just think that we should
427
00:27:28,277 --> 00:27:29,995
review our options.
428
00:27:30,805 --> 00:27:31,805
Options?
429
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,173
I'm gonna tell you
what your options are.
430
00:27:34,341 --> 00:27:36,201
And you got a grand total of two.
431
00:27:36,326 --> 00:27:38,238
Option A, Brandon takes the deal.
432
00:27:38,363 --> 00:27:40,637
Option B,
Brandon goes up to the penitentiary
433
00:27:40,762 --> 00:27:43,326
and gets his rectum
resized about yay big.
434
00:27:43,451 --> 00:27:45,787
Look, look.
What about...
435
00:27:46,812 --> 00:27:48,960
reprisals?
I mean, if Badger...
436
00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:50,561
If Brandon...
437
00:27:51,179 --> 00:27:53,961
informs on this Heisenberg...
438
00:27:55,253 --> 00:27:56,924
I mean, what if...
God forbid...
439
00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:58,808
that they decide to...
440
00:28:00,419 --> 00:28:01,569
take revenge?
441
00:28:02,258 --> 00:28:03,911
What have you been telling him?
442
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:07,804
The kid keeps spouting off about
"if I talk, they'll kill me."
443
00:28:07,929 --> 00:28:10,626
Right now, he's the only thing
holding up this deal.
444
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,839
- Good.
- No, that's not good.
445
00:28:14,091 --> 00:28:15,673
That's terrible.
Trust me, sir,
446
00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:18,193
your nephew won't last
in prison two weeks.
447
00:28:18,318 --> 00:28:20,678
You let him take
his chances on the outside.
448
00:28:20,846 --> 00:28:23,147
Maybe I can work
in some witness protection.
449
00:28:23,272 --> 00:28:24,639
No, look, look.
450
00:28:24,808 --> 00:28:27,588
These are vicious, desperate people.
451
00:28:28,345 --> 00:28:30,039
I've been told that
452
00:28:30,164 --> 00:28:32,164
one of them killed another man
453
00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,920
by crushing his head
with an ATM machine.
454
00:28:36,878 --> 00:28:39,628
People love to take
credit for the fun ones.
455
00:28:40,013 --> 00:28:43,166
The guy who got his head smooshed
used to be a client of mine.
456
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:45,994
His wife killed him, all right?
It was open and shut.
457
00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:48,723
Trust me, you folks have
nothing to worry about, okay?
458
00:28:48,848 --> 00:28:50,568
I'm gonna set your nephew straight,
459
00:28:50,693 --> 00:28:52,292
get him singing like a canary...
460
00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:54,267
all's right with the world.
461
00:28:56,910 --> 00:28:57,910
$10,000.
462
00:29:12,439 --> 00:29:13,352
10,000.
463
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,274
Cash to you.
464
00:29:18,449 --> 00:29:20,501
I'm not saying to throw the case.
465
00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:21,476
Just...
466
00:29:22,133 --> 00:29:24,658
no talking to the DEA.
467
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,248
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
468
00:29:31,969 --> 00:29:33,569
What's it going to be?
469
00:29:36,246 --> 00:29:38,346
That dude wouldn't take a bribe?
470
00:29:38,997 --> 00:29:42,007
That dude in there?
Saul Goodman we're talking about?
471
00:29:42,132 --> 00:29:43,828
"Morally outraged," he said.
472
00:29:43,953 --> 00:29:47,503
- Threatened to call the police.
- And Badger's gonna spill?
473
00:29:47,949 --> 00:29:49,642
Like the Exxon Valdez.
474
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:53,342
So what do we do about it?
475
00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:06,704
Francesca,
how about I follow you home?
476
00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:09,029
For safety!
477
00:30:09,752 --> 00:30:10,565
What?
478
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,529
God, you are killing
me with that booty.
479
00:30:28,362 --> 00:30:29,870
Talk to me, guys!
480
00:30:30,308 --> 00:30:33,008
Come on.
Just tell me what you want! Jesus!
481
00:30:37,428 --> 00:30:39,987
It wasn't me!
It was Ignacio! He's the one!
482
00:30:46,022 --> 00:30:47,022
Shut up!
483
00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:49,264
Shut up!
484
00:30:49,445 --> 00:30:51,445
All right, just speak English.
485
00:30:51,573 --> 00:30:53,916
Lalo didn't send you?
No Lalo?
486
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,868
- Who?
- Thank God!
487
00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:00,424
I thought...
488
00:31:02,424 --> 00:31:04,177
What can I do for you, gentlemen?
489
00:31:04,302 --> 00:31:06,471
Anything!
Just tell me what you need.
490
00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:10,583
This afternoon, an associate
of ours offered you $10,000.
491
00:31:11,188 --> 00:31:12,799
You should have taken it!
492
00:31:12,924 --> 00:31:15,731
Wait a minute.
This is in regards to what's-his-name?
493
00:31:16,014 --> 00:31:18,400
Badger! Brandon Mayhew.
494
00:31:18,934 --> 00:31:21,069
The uncle.
That was your guy?
495
00:31:22,239 --> 00:31:25,325
No offense, guys, but I don't take
bribes from strangers, you know?
496
00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:27,757
Better safe than sorry.
That's my motto.
497
00:31:27,882 --> 00:31:29,823
But I'll take your money! Sure!
498
00:31:29,948 --> 00:31:31,960
That offer's expired, yo.
499
00:31:32,497 --> 00:31:36,079
It was kind of low anyways.
But okay, okay, I'll take it.
500
00:31:36,576 --> 00:31:38,259
Just tell me what you need.
501
00:31:38,384 --> 00:31:40,760
I'm easy.
I'm going to keep a happy thought
502
00:31:40,885 --> 00:31:42,883
and assume this is
just a negotiating tactic.
503
00:31:43,116 --> 00:31:45,957
All right,
listen to me very carefully.
504
00:31:46,482 --> 00:31:49,183
You are going to give
Badger Mayhew the best
505
00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,373
legal representation ever.
506
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,680
But no deals with the DEA!
507
00:31:54,282 --> 00:31:58,112
All right? Badger will not
identify anyone to anybody.
508
00:31:58,237 --> 00:32:00,409
If he does, you're dead!
509
00:32:02,685 --> 00:32:04,735
Why don't you just kill Badger?
510
00:32:07,991 --> 00:32:10,869
Follow me, guys,
but if a mosquito's buzzing around you,
511
00:32:10,994 --> 00:32:14,245
it bites you on the ass, you don't go
gunning for the mosquito's attorney.
512
00:32:14,370 --> 00:32:17,407
You go grab a flyswatter.
I mean, so to speak.
513
00:32:18,097 --> 00:32:21,171
I mean, all due respect,
do I have to spell this out for you?
514
00:32:21,879 --> 00:32:23,673
We're not killing Badger, yo!
515
00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:26,744
Then you got real problems.
'Cause the DEA is gonna come down
516
00:32:26,869 --> 00:32:29,495
on your boy like
a proverbial ton of bricks.
517
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,118
I don't think
I'm going out on a limb here,
518
00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:35,894
but he's not gonna like prison.
He's gonna sing like Céline Dion
519
00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:38,162
regardless of what you do to me.
520
00:32:47,575 --> 00:32:48,967
I recognize your cough.
521
00:32:49,325 --> 00:32:51,159
Take that mask off.
Get some air.
522
00:32:51,734 --> 00:32:52,624
Go on.
523
00:33:00,703 --> 00:33:04,237
Take it easy!
Breathe in, breathe out.
524
00:33:05,007 --> 00:33:08,257
I'm gonna stand up, all right?
'Cause I got bad knees.
525
00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:10,724
That's better.
526
00:33:12,605 --> 00:33:15,559
Now listen. The three of us
are gonna work this out.
527
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,227
How?
528
00:33:17,717 --> 00:33:21,349
First things first, you're gonna
put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.
529
00:33:23,179 --> 00:33:25,152
You want attorney-client privilege?
530
00:33:25,523 --> 00:33:28,321
So that everything you say
is strictly between us.
531
00:33:29,683 --> 00:33:30,580
I mean it!
532
00:33:30,705 --> 00:33:33,243
Put a dollar in my pocket.
Come on, make it official.
533
00:33:34,337 --> 00:33:35,587
Come on, do it!
534
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,958
That's it. Come on.
Just a dollar.
535
00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,221
All right, now you, ski bum.
Come on.
536
00:33:46,346 --> 00:33:47,896
Give with the dollar.
537
00:33:48,579 --> 00:33:49,815
- Go on.
- Be smart.
538
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:50,752
What?
539
00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:57,017
- All I got's a 5.
- I'll take a 5!
540
00:33:57,142 --> 00:33:58,929
Come on, already.
Come on.
541
00:33:59,054 --> 00:34:00,054
Be cool.
542
00:34:02,778 --> 00:34:06,736
You're now both officially represented
by Saul Goodman and Associates.
543
00:34:06,861 --> 00:34:10,261
Your secrets are safe
with me under threat of disbarment.
544
00:34:11,577 --> 00:34:14,743
Take the ski mask off. I feel like
I'm talking to the Weather Underground.
545
00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:18,580
Do it.
546
00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:26,753
So if a prison shanking
is completely off the table...
547
00:34:26,878 --> 00:34:28,528
and we're sure of that?
548
00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:32,093
No shanking!
549
00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:38,132
Then the way I see it is
550
00:34:38,713 --> 00:34:40,535
somebody's going to prison.
551
00:34:44,574 --> 00:34:46,316
It's just a matter of who.
552
00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:48,952
All right.
553
00:34:49,319 --> 00:34:51,545
Lame-ass TV ads aside,
554
00:34:51,670 --> 00:34:54,699
your lawyer here,
he cooked you up a pretty killer deal.
555
00:34:55,124 --> 00:34:57,467
Time served, no probation.
He's pretty slick.
556
00:34:57,592 --> 00:35:00,092
Couldn't believe
the judge went for it.
557
00:35:00,714 --> 00:35:03,129
Don't get cocky.
You ain't home free yet.
558
00:35:03,254 --> 00:35:06,002
You don't give us the name
of your supplier, you're going nowhere.
559
00:35:06,451 --> 00:35:10,442
Agent, the tough guy act is unnecessary.
This young man is cooperating fully.
560
00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:13,463
Is that right?
You cooperating?
561
00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:21,652
Let's start with a name.
562
00:35:23,443 --> 00:35:25,293
He just goes by Heisenberg.
563
00:35:28,383 --> 00:35:29,818
How old's this Heisenberg?
564
00:35:30,639 --> 00:35:31,444
Old.
565
00:35:31,724 --> 00:35:34,288
Like 50 or 70 or something.
566
00:35:34,724 --> 00:35:36,935
- Height?
- Average, I guess.
567
00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:38,928
Medium height, medium weight.
568
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:40,078
What color hair?
569
00:35:40,837 --> 00:35:41,737
No hair.
570
00:35:42,198 --> 00:35:43,665
Dude's balder than you.
571
00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:47,062
1963.
572
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:51,116
James Edward Kilkelly is convicted
of stealing a vending machine.
573
00:35:51,421 --> 00:35:54,034
1975.
Breaking and entering.
574
00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:57,011
1982. Grand theft auto.
575
00:35:57,284 --> 00:35:59,622
1984. Armed robbery.
576
00:35:59,815 --> 00:36:02,450
1987. 1992.
You get the idea.
577
00:36:02,643 --> 00:36:04,179
And here he is today.
578
00:36:04,304 --> 00:36:07,397
Better known today as Jimmy In-'n-Out.
City, State, and Federal.
579
00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:10,917
He's spent 44
of the last 58 years inside.
580
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,521
An entire life behind bars.
581
00:36:15,571 --> 00:36:17,741
Jimmy provides
a very special service.
582
00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:20,744
For a price,
Jimmy will go to prison for you.
583
00:36:21,836 --> 00:36:22,886
On purpose?
584
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,450
The guy goes to prison on purpose?
585
00:36:26,473 --> 00:36:28,562
He's actually more
comfortable inside.
586
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,879
The outside world hasn't
been too kind to him.
587
00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:35,185
Sometime during
the Clinton administration,
588
00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:39,060
Jimmy figured out how he could use
his talents to turn a profit.
589
00:36:45,312 --> 00:36:48,396
- When does all this happen?
- It's already happening.
590
00:36:48,666 --> 00:36:50,240
The buy is set for tomorrow.
591
00:36:50,365 --> 00:36:53,088
Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out,
everybody's happy,
592
00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:57,211
and all it's gonna cost you is 80,000
and one pound of your finest meth.
593
00:37:02,407 --> 00:37:05,726
$80,000 for eight years
of his life, huh?
594
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:08,635
First of all,
he's not gonna do eight years.
595
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,965
I'm gonna represent him,
and I guarantee
596
00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:14,353
there's gonna be some unexpected
problems with the prosecution's case.
597
00:37:14,478 --> 00:37:16,925
Secondly, he gets 30.
50 goes to me.
598
00:37:17,198 --> 00:37:20,136
- You get 50? For what?
- For facilitating.
599
00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:23,280
Who's taking a bigger risk?
He likes prison.
600
00:37:23,405 --> 00:37:25,614
You did bring the cash, didn't you?
601
00:37:25,739 --> 00:37:28,359
Look, if this option
is too expensive,
602
00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:31,901
you can still always...
Badger in the chow line.
603
00:37:50,255 --> 00:37:52,293
Conscience gets expensive,
doesn't it?
604
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:10,270
All right. There's our boy.
605
00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:13,276
Right on time.
606
00:38:31,052 --> 00:38:33,052
- Go back.
- What? All right.
607
00:38:46,923 --> 00:38:47,735
So...
608
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:50,692
what do you think?
Did they see us?
609
00:38:50,901 --> 00:38:52,620
I think we're good.
610
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,128
Badger looks like
he's gonna throw up.
611
00:39:00,716 --> 00:39:03,632
Give me those back.
Just give them to me!
612
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:10,903
Where the hell is Jimmy? He should
have been here ten minutes ago.
613
00:39:11,028 --> 00:39:15,028
You think Jimmy's actually for real?
A guy who wants to be in prison?
614
00:39:16,004 --> 00:39:18,310
There's more
than one kind of prison.
615
00:39:18,435 --> 00:39:20,935
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
616
00:39:21,868 --> 00:39:23,068
Wait a minute.
617
00:39:24,841 --> 00:39:26,541
What? What?
Let me see.
618
00:39:28,272 --> 00:39:30,366
- Who the hell is that?
- I don't know.
619
00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,428
Mr. Heisenberg, I presume.
620
00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:39,329
Time to move?
621
00:39:40,136 --> 00:39:42,086
Not till we see the exchange.
622
00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:50,896
- What?
- Now he shows.
623
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,493
Okay, let's do this.
624
00:40:02,336 --> 00:40:04,936
My God. Jimmy's on the wrong bench.
Crap!
625
00:40:05,796 --> 00:40:07,195
We are screwed!
626
00:40:07,652 --> 00:40:09,203
What are you doing?
627
00:40:15,303 --> 00:40:17,080
I don't get it.
What's the holdup?
628
00:40:27,738 --> 00:40:29,134
Where's the stuff, man?
629
00:40:29,462 --> 00:40:31,719
- Where are we going?
- Just shut up.
630
00:40:37,422 --> 00:40:40,058
- Get out. Go stop him.
- The DEA is right there.
631
00:40:40,183 --> 00:40:42,667
- If they see me, we're screwed.
- Get out. I'll do something.
632
00:40:43,332 --> 00:40:44,532
- What?
- Go!
633
00:40:58,017 --> 00:41:00,123
Hank, I thought that was you!
634
00:41:00,531 --> 00:41:01,916
Schrader, I'm blocked.
635
00:41:02,441 --> 00:41:04,878
- Not a good time.
- How you doing? Are you feeling okay?
636
00:41:05,065 --> 00:41:06,566
Schrader, I'm blocked.
637
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:08,798
We're working.
You gotta get out of here.
638
00:41:09,211 --> 00:41:12,234
You're working? Like DEA working?
639
00:41:12,749 --> 00:41:14,449
Is something going down?
640
00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:19,191
Wrong guy! Wrong guy!
Other bench.
641
00:41:28,263 --> 00:41:31,696
- Move your ass now!
- Okay. I'll go and leave you alone.
642
00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:35,140
- We'll talk about it later.
- Just floor it! Floor it!
643
00:41:35,604 --> 00:41:38,504
Forward is better?
I'll be out of the way then?
644
00:41:38,803 --> 00:41:41,145
I'm sorry. All right? I'm sorry.
645
00:41:41,387 --> 00:41:44,460
- I'll leave you alone.
- We'll talk later. Just go.
646
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:47,282
Where'd he go?
Where the hell'd he go?
647
00:41:49,697 --> 00:41:50,535
Wait.
648
00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:52,634
Got him.
649
00:41:59,938 --> 00:42:02,268
- Looks like it's going down.
- Take 'em!
650
00:42:29,418 --> 00:42:31,068
I think they bought it.
651
00:42:35,313 --> 00:42:36,437
Absolutely.
652
00:42:36,562 --> 00:42:38,089
Textbook bust, sir.
653
00:42:38,595 --> 00:42:39,595
Yes, sir.
654
00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:43,157
Looks like we got a full
pound of the blue stuff.
655
00:42:43,501 --> 00:42:45,351
And Heisenberg's real name?
656
00:42:45,906 --> 00:42:47,156
James Kilkelly.
657
00:42:50,295 --> 00:42:52,845
Thank you very much.
It was my pleasure.
658
00:43:22,143 --> 00:43:23,493
You weren't home,
659
00:43:23,778 --> 00:43:26,362
so I let the delivery guys in.
I hope that's okay.
660
00:43:26,487 --> 00:43:27,537
Absolutely.
661
00:43:37,497 --> 00:43:38,997
So you bought a bed.
662
00:43:42,730 --> 00:43:44,280
What is that? A king?
663
00:43:47,101 --> 00:43:48,151
Pillow top?
664
00:44:25,237 --> 00:44:26,203
My God.
665
00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:28,767
You really are a chemistry teacher.
666
00:44:33,764 --> 00:44:34,764
You mind?
667
00:44:39,329 --> 00:44:41,579
I was terrible at chemistry.
668
00:44:41,704 --> 00:44:44,200
I'm more of a humanities guy.
669
00:44:44,517 --> 00:44:47,329
- How did you find me?
- We should talk about that.
670
00:44:47,454 --> 00:44:51,369
It should be much, much harder
for people to track you down.
671
00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:53,798
My P.I. charged me for three hours,
672
00:44:53,923 --> 00:44:56,545
so I seriously doubt
it took him more than one.
673
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:01,132
So this is what,
674
00:45:01,853 --> 00:45:02,853
blackmail?
675
00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:04,864
I'm your lawyer.
676
00:45:04,989 --> 00:45:08,511
Anything you say to me
is totally privileged.
677
00:45:09,481 --> 00:45:11,631
I'm not in the shake-down racket.
678
00:45:12,306 --> 00:45:15,147
I'm a lawyer.
Even drug dealers need lawyers, right?
679
00:45:15,464 --> 00:45:17,297
Especially drug dealers.
680
00:45:18,453 --> 00:45:22,303
So what, you're just doing this
out of the kindness of your heart?
681
00:45:23,186 --> 00:45:25,636
Come on.
Have you seen my hourly rate?
682
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,412
By the way,
where do you keep the money?
683
00:45:29,756 --> 00:45:33,743
Is it in your mattress? Is it in
a jelly jar, buried in the side yard?
684
00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:37,707
This kid Mayhew may be the first
of your guys to get picked up,
685
00:45:37,832 --> 00:45:39,975
but he won't be the last.
And if I can find you,
686
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,150
how far behind can the cops be?
687
00:45:42,818 --> 00:45:44,268
I don't understand.
688
00:45:44,404 --> 00:45:47,054
What exactly are you
offering to do for me?
689
00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:51,298
What did Tom Hagen
do for Vito Corleone?
690
00:45:52,003 --> 00:45:54,781
I'm no Vito Corleone.
691
00:45:55,582 --> 00:45:58,063
No shit!
Right now, you're Fredo.
692
00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:02,361
But with some sound advice
and the proper introductions, who knows?
693
00:46:02,678 --> 00:46:04,988
I'll tell you one thing,
you've got the right product.
694
00:46:05,113 --> 00:46:07,837
Anything that gets the DEA's panties
in this big a bunch...
695
00:46:07,962 --> 00:46:09,516
you're on to something special.
696
00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:13,547
And I would like to be a small
and silent part of it.
697
00:46:16,692 --> 00:46:18,311
Food for thought, yeah?
698
00:46:22,922 --> 00:46:25,468
So if you want to make more money
699
00:46:25,785 --> 00:46:27,470
and keep the money that you make...
700
00:46:28,928 --> 00:46:30,378
"Better call Saul!"
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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