1 00:00:00,084 --> 00:00:01,686 Is Mr. Grabby-Hands still there? 2 00:00:01,811 --> 00:00:03,488 Did Jesse really... 3 00:00:03,613 --> 00:00:05,908 squash that dude's head with an ATM machine? 4 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:07,882 You didn't hear that from me. 5 00:00:09,004 --> 00:00:11,302 I front each of you an ounce. 6 00:00:11,822 --> 00:00:14,806 - Badger, what is this? - A big opportunity. 7 00:00:41,255 --> 00:00:42,355 You selling? 8 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:45,947 I don't know what you're talking about. 9 00:00:46,531 --> 00:00:47,631 That's cool. 10 00:00:50,466 --> 00:00:53,553 I'm just saying, you know, if you were selling, 11 00:00:54,771 --> 00:00:56,763 I could maybe do with a teenth. 12 00:01:00,084 --> 00:01:01,684 You're kidding, right? 13 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:04,594 Dude, I so smell bacon. 14 00:01:05,389 --> 00:01:07,718 What? What are you talking about? 15 00:01:07,843 --> 00:01:09,414 Gee, I don't know. 16 00:01:09,709 --> 00:01:12,109 How about over there. That brown van. 17 00:01:13,766 --> 00:01:16,437 - That's yours, right? - What brown van? 18 00:01:17,274 --> 00:01:19,024 Parked all inconspicuous. 19 00:01:19,697 --> 00:01:20,947 It's a cop van. 20 00:01:22,971 --> 00:01:25,047 Another one right over there. 21 00:01:25,832 --> 00:01:28,318 "Duke City Flowers"? Come on! 22 00:01:28,695 --> 00:01:30,745 Can't you at least be original? 23 00:01:31,176 --> 00:01:33,359 Dude, I just want to get high. 24 00:01:33,631 --> 00:01:34,781 A flower van. 25 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:39,129 You know what you should do is a garbage truck. 26 00:01:39,254 --> 00:01:41,439 Seriously. And I don't mean to disrespect. 27 00:01:41,564 --> 00:01:44,189 But if you put a bunch of cops in the back of a garbage truck, 28 00:01:44,314 --> 00:01:46,475 there's no way I'm seriously thinking 29 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,600 that there's cops in the back of a garbage truck. 30 00:01:50,287 --> 00:01:52,806 It's a freebie, yo. Just think about it. 31 00:01:52,931 --> 00:01:54,481 Think about it, boys! 32 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,154 All right. I'm hitting it. 33 00:02:00,170 --> 00:02:01,959 You dudes give up that easy? 34 00:02:02,084 --> 00:02:03,284 I'm not a cop. 35 00:02:04,563 --> 00:02:05,963 Then lift your shirt. 36 00:02:06,088 --> 00:02:08,338 Show me you're not wearing a wire. 37 00:02:10,013 --> 00:02:11,542 All right, you know what? 38 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:14,267 Just to show you you're being an asshole. 39 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:16,551 I'm blinded by white. 40 00:02:17,152 --> 00:02:18,130 Douchebag. 41 00:02:18,255 --> 00:02:20,355 Come on. I was joking. Come on. 42 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:23,470 Don't walk away angry. Sit down. Come on. 43 00:02:25,890 --> 00:02:27,832 I mean, what are you complaing about? 44 00:02:27,957 --> 00:02:30,144 You got abs, man. Kinda. 45 00:02:30,395 --> 00:02:31,645 Whatever, dude. 46 00:02:32,337 --> 00:02:34,362 I'm not even sure I want to buy anymore. 47 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:37,132 I think you turned me off to the whole thing. 48 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:39,250 Come on. Don't be like that. 49 00:02:39,598 --> 00:02:42,447 I just need you to prove it, you know? 50 00:02:42,951 --> 00:02:44,554 Prove you're not a cop. 51 00:02:44,679 --> 00:02:47,129 How the hell am I supposed to do that? 52 00:02:48,088 --> 00:02:49,238 I don't know. 53 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:52,119 I got it. 54 00:02:52,244 --> 00:02:54,733 Go over there and punch that dude right in the face. 55 00:02:54,858 --> 00:02:55,908 Which dude? 56 00:02:56,702 --> 00:02:57,702 That dude? 57 00:02:58,141 --> 00:03:00,088 No way. He'd kick my ass. 58 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:02,348 True that. 59 00:03:04,274 --> 00:03:06,114 This is so hard, you know? 60 00:03:10,532 --> 00:03:11,475 I know. 61 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:13,490 It's simple. 62 00:03:14,397 --> 00:03:16,370 If you ask a cop if he's a cop, 63 00:03:16,495 --> 00:03:18,804 he's, like, obligated to tell you. 64 00:03:18,929 --> 00:03:20,679 It's in the Constitution. 65 00:03:21,084 --> 00:03:22,784 Constitution of America? 66 00:03:26,427 --> 00:03:27,927 So go ahead and ask. 67 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:29,608 Are you a cop? 68 00:03:30,268 --> 00:03:32,718 Not like that. Ask it, like, official. 69 00:03:33,204 --> 00:03:35,047 Are you a police officer? 70 00:03:37,244 --> 00:03:39,044 I am not a police officer. 71 00:03:40,171 --> 00:03:42,171 Okay, then. 175 for a teenth. 72 00:03:44,128 --> 00:03:45,978 The price is the price, yo. 73 00:03:50,601 --> 00:03:51,733 All right. 74 00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:19,719 There you go. Enjoy. 75 00:04:21,618 --> 00:04:22,718 Thanks, man. 76 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:32,519 Albuquerque Police! You're under arrest! Get on the ground! 77 00:04:32,644 --> 00:04:34,224 Get on your stomach now! 78 00:04:34,349 --> 00:04:36,649 On your stomach, get on the ground! 79 00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:39,421 Hold it, don't move! 80 00:04:39,589 --> 00:04:40,589 Stay down! 81 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,651 Synch: Tyno, Michvanilly 82 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:58,373 www.forom.com www.sub-way.fr 83 00:05:02,483 --> 00:05:06,374 I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing. 84 00:05:08,547 --> 00:05:10,294 I'd better call Saul! 85 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,497 I was out partying, minding my own business... 86 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:19,750 You are under arrest. 87 00:05:19,995 --> 00:05:21,660 I'd better call Saul! 88 00:05:22,766 --> 00:05:25,935 Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? 89 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:28,448 The Constitution says you do. And so do I. 90 00:05:28,942 --> 00:05:30,771 I believe that until proven guilty, 91 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:33,959 every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. 92 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,123 And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! 93 00:05:36,384 --> 00:05:37,637 Better call Saul. 94 00:05:37,762 --> 00:05:39,762 Saul Goodman, attorney at law. 95 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,012 I really need to get some furniture. 96 00:05:49,788 --> 00:05:51,838 I suggest you start with a bed. 97 00:05:54,553 --> 00:05:56,942 God, I wish we could smoke in here. 98 00:05:57,327 --> 00:05:59,677 - Well, you can't. - I know. I know. 99 00:06:00,747 --> 00:06:02,047 I'm just saying. 100 00:06:05,209 --> 00:06:07,261 Don't think I can't smell that weed. 101 00:06:07,386 --> 00:06:09,393 You better seriously hope that airs out. 102 00:06:09,518 --> 00:06:12,018 My dad will keep your security deposit. 103 00:06:13,479 --> 00:06:16,167 He has a nose like a damn bloodhound. 104 00:06:18,706 --> 00:06:21,810 Has he ever caught you? 105 00:06:25,614 --> 00:06:26,664 Many times. 106 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,114 Well, listen. 107 00:06:31,382 --> 00:06:34,150 Since I already lost my deposit and all, 108 00:06:34,891 --> 00:06:36,641 maybe we should light up. 109 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,149 You sure? 110 00:06:45,874 --> 00:06:48,065 Well, is it cool if I burn one? 111 00:06:48,412 --> 00:06:50,412 Maybe you'll change your mind. 112 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,870 Do what you want to do, I guess. 113 00:07:04,542 --> 00:07:06,615 - What'd I say? - Nothing. 114 00:07:08,521 --> 00:07:10,271 I just have to go is all. 115 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,375 What's this? 116 00:07:32,610 --> 00:07:34,074 My 18-month chip. 117 00:07:36,943 --> 00:07:38,993 I'm in recovery. And you know, 118 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:41,250 pot is, like, 119 00:07:42,163 --> 00:07:43,625 stepping stones. 120 00:07:46,094 --> 00:07:47,094 Recovery? 121 00:07:48,731 --> 00:07:49,831 That's cool. 122 00:07:50,516 --> 00:07:51,386 Right on. 123 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:53,917 I respect that. 124 00:07:54,334 --> 00:07:57,414 You know, I don't really burn much anymore. 125 00:07:57,539 --> 00:08:00,147 It's just a sometime thing. 126 00:08:01,553 --> 00:08:04,368 But no more, like, in the house. 127 00:08:08,234 --> 00:08:11,666 So, you want to go grab some dinner? 128 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,989 I could really go for some Chinese. 129 00:08:14,283 --> 00:08:15,583 I better hit it. 130 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,560 We cool? 131 00:08:24,549 --> 00:08:26,126 Your satellite's on, by the way. 132 00:08:29,745 --> 00:08:31,345 That screen's bad-ass. 133 00:08:46,232 --> 00:08:48,282 I just think it's asking a lot. 134 00:08:48,530 --> 00:08:49,630 He knows it. 135 00:08:50,484 --> 00:08:52,277 He's done nothing but apologize. 136 00:08:54,012 --> 00:08:56,130 Is this going to be every weekend now? 137 00:08:56,255 --> 00:08:59,205 It's just the end of the quarter. You remember how that was. 138 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,709 But I am earning double time. 139 00:09:02,206 --> 00:09:03,806 There's a bright side. 140 00:09:04,019 --> 00:09:06,491 So, when the laziest boy in the world wakes up, 141 00:09:06,616 --> 00:09:09,795 tell him he better wash those sneakers. And I said "Bye." 142 00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:12,575 And tell him to let them air dry this time. 143 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:15,800 I don't want them banging the hell out of my dryer. 144 00:09:16,154 --> 00:09:16,968 What? 145 00:09:18,699 --> 00:09:20,847 What, you don't even get casual Saturday? 146 00:09:24,351 --> 00:09:25,901 You look nice is all. 147 00:09:26,552 --> 00:09:28,605 It's work. Everybody's gonna be there. 148 00:09:31,187 --> 00:09:33,387 Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight? 149 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:52,247 Hi. You've reached Walt, Skyler, and Walter Junior. 150 00:09:52,372 --> 00:09:55,051 Please leave a message, and we'll get back to you. 151 00:09:55,221 --> 00:09:56,834 Skyler? Are you there? 152 00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:59,699 I just don't know what to do. 153 00:09:59,824 --> 00:10:01,638 I need to talk to you. 154 00:10:04,759 --> 00:10:06,640 It's me. What's up? 155 00:10:13,777 --> 00:10:16,077 Yesterday I got home and found him. 156 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,470 He didn't even tell me he was coming. 157 00:10:20,127 --> 00:10:23,477 - A man was killed? - A federale, right in front of him. 158 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,265 Three agents wounded, one lost his leg. 159 00:10:28,151 --> 00:10:31,585 It's like what you hear about in Iraq or something. 160 00:10:31,986 --> 00:10:34,257 - The IEDs. - Oh, Jesus. 161 00:10:34,795 --> 00:10:37,345 I had to hear about it from Steve Gomez. 162 00:10:37,978 --> 00:10:40,473 Hank talked to his ASAC for about an hour. 163 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,794 Hank should win an Oscar. He's so damn breezy with the man. 164 00:10:43,951 --> 00:10:46,801 He hangs up the phone, goes right back to bed. 165 00:10:47,269 --> 00:10:49,119 And all he keeps saying is, 166 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,204 "I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone." 167 00:11:17,322 --> 00:11:18,522 Baby, not now. 168 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,300 It's me, Hank. 169 00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:22,828 Sorry. 170 00:11:27,094 --> 00:11:28,144 Hey, buddy. 171 00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:30,298 What's up? 172 00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:34,213 I just... 173 00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:36,582 Do you mind if I... 174 00:11:41,531 --> 00:11:42,341 So... 175 00:11:46,509 --> 00:11:47,661 How you doing? 176 00:11:48,487 --> 00:11:50,045 You know. Lousy. 177 00:11:51,589 --> 00:11:53,501 Montezuma's Revenge, big time. 178 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:56,026 I mean, everything's going through me 179 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,327 like crap through a tin horn. 180 00:11:58,908 --> 00:12:00,658 Better not get too close. 181 00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,343 I'll take my chances. 182 00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:15,352 I guess you heard about what happened down in Juárez? 183 00:12:17,525 --> 00:12:18,525 Terrible. 184 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,506 What do you expect? Freakin' animals. 185 00:12:22,971 --> 00:12:25,071 Like Apocalypse Now down there. 186 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:28,250 It's like Colonel Kurtz holed up in his jungle. 187 00:12:30,114 --> 00:12:32,751 And my SAC in El Paso sends me home. 188 00:12:34,435 --> 00:12:37,835 Now, that's a sound leadership decision right there, huh? 189 00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:41,439 You don't put your second most senior man 190 00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:45,316 on the trail of those motherless bastards, you send him home. 191 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,765 I was, you know, "He's out getting an evidence bag, 192 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,411 "and so ends up without a scratch on him. 193 00:12:52,536 --> 00:12:55,436 "So must be something wrong with that picture." 194 00:12:57,926 --> 00:12:59,676 So are you home for good? 195 00:13:04,579 --> 00:13:05,979 Playing it by ear. 196 00:13:06,773 --> 00:13:08,223 "To be determined." 197 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:14,706 Think you might want to talk it through with somebody? 198 00:13:15,019 --> 00:13:16,269 What? A shrink? 199 00:13:17,308 --> 00:13:19,285 I can't. Start going down that road, 200 00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:20,879 kiss your career goodbye. 201 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:22,902 Or Marie. 202 00:13:24,087 --> 00:13:24,974 Or me, 203 00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:27,297 if you like. 204 00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:36,664 You know, I don't know how to say this. 205 00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:42,505 You know, the things I deal with, 206 00:13:43,504 --> 00:13:46,420 you and me don't have much of a... 207 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,110 what you might call an experiential overlap. 208 00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:00,922 What if I told you we do? 209 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,787 I have spent my whole life scared. 210 00:14:15,802 --> 00:14:18,396 Frightened of things that could happen, 211 00:14:19,227 --> 00:14:21,277 might happen, might not happen. 212 00:14:21,739 --> 00:14:24,278 50 years I spent like that. 213 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:29,605 Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning. 214 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,506 But you know what? 215 00:14:36,989 --> 00:14:38,789 Ever since my diagnosis... 216 00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:42,436 I sleep just fine. 217 00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:52,642 And I came to realize 218 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:56,328 it's that fear that's the worst of it. 219 00:14:56,677 --> 00:14:58,277 That's the real enemy. 220 00:15:01,595 --> 00:15:02,401 So... 221 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:06,317 get up. 222 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,083 Get out in the real world. 223 00:15:10,104 --> 00:15:12,743 And you kick that bastard as hard as you can 224 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,318 right in the teeth. 225 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:30,929 Do it again. 226 00:15:31,257 --> 00:15:32,103 Go on. 227 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:43,296 $10,000 even. Same as last time. It's totally accurate. 228 00:15:43,421 --> 00:15:45,723 You and I, we are gonna feed this machine. 229 00:15:45,848 --> 00:15:47,544 I want it running 24 hours a day. 230 00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:48,669 Right on. 231 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,161 Not yours, I take it. 232 00:16:00,283 --> 00:16:01,539 We got 10, 233 00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:03,609 20, 234 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,060 30, 235 00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:09,706 44.5 each. 236 00:16:12,612 --> 00:16:15,568 3 pounds should be 48 each. 237 00:16:16,555 --> 00:16:17,655 Who's short? 238 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,576 Don't freak. We didn't get ripped off. 239 00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,763 Badger hasn't kicked in his full amount. 240 00:16:22,888 --> 00:16:25,311 I know he's planning on pulling an all-nighter, 241 00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:28,836 - so he's probably still in the sack. - Then wake him up. 242 00:16:29,095 --> 00:16:31,144 He can sleep after we're paid. 243 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,554 Why you gotta be such a hard on? 244 00:16:33,808 --> 00:16:36,158 You're not his pal. You're his boss. 245 00:16:36,575 --> 00:16:38,743 This only works when they're scared of you. 246 00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:41,115 Jack off. 247 00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:47,772 It's going straight to voicemail. 248 00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:49,528 Voicemail? 249 00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,512 Just chill, okay? Count your money. 250 00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:00,348 Combo, 251 00:17:01,074 --> 00:17:02,374 you seen Badger? 252 00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:05,838 Don't you cover for him! 253 00:17:05,963 --> 00:17:09,814 I ask you a straight-up question, I expect a straight-up answer! 254 00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:26,058 Well? 255 00:17:30,576 --> 00:17:32,676 They were too scared to tell me. 256 00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:35,679 Badger got busted. 257 00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:37,604 He's in jail. 258 00:18:14,007 --> 00:18:15,443 Honey, I'm home! 259 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,428 Too slow! What's up? 260 00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,912 You've got more lives than a damn cat. 261 00:18:21,037 --> 00:18:23,537 Now if I can only learn to lick myself. 262 00:18:24,014 --> 00:18:26,203 What's up, guys? Good to see you. 263 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,321 All right! 264 00:18:28,473 --> 00:18:31,352 Let's all go back to work, for Christ's sake! 265 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,467 In my office, man. Let's see what you bozos have been up to lately. 266 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,220 You okay? 267 00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:00,524 Hanging in? 268 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,741 What's it look like? 269 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,130 What's this from APD? 270 00:19:05,382 --> 00:19:09,202 I been checking with them to see if they come across that blue meth of yours. 271 00:19:09,327 --> 00:19:11,155 Sure enough, last night. 272 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:14,474 Got themselves an honest-to-God dealer. 273 00:19:14,599 --> 00:19:17,599 I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello. 274 00:19:18,804 --> 00:19:20,904 Maybe you'd like to go with me. 275 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,380 Well, all right. 276 00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:27,294 You told me to my face you weren't a cop, man. 277 00:19:27,589 --> 00:19:29,039 I feel manipulated. 278 00:19:29,492 --> 00:19:31,210 I thought we were gonna hang out. 279 00:19:31,335 --> 00:19:32,903 We are hanging out, Badger. 280 00:19:33,028 --> 00:19:34,878 You like Badger or Brandon? 281 00:19:36,246 --> 00:19:40,223 I like people who don't, like, abuse the Constitution. 282 00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:41,868 Badger, listen. 283 00:19:44,388 --> 00:19:46,538 I'm trying to help you here, man. 284 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,556 If you just tell me who your supplier is, 285 00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:54,181 I think this can end very well for you. 286 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,720 What are you doing talking to my client without me present? 287 00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:00,053 You Sneaky Pete! 288 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,810 Which is which? 289 00:20:03,052 --> 00:20:05,573 What, did the Academy hire you right out of the womb? 290 00:20:05,698 --> 00:20:07,575 You guys get younger every... 291 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,855 What'd you say to Baby-Face? Did you say anything stupid? 292 00:20:11,024 --> 00:20:13,380 By anything stupid, I mean anything at all. 293 00:20:13,648 --> 00:20:16,179 Look at you. Mouth open, vocal chords a-twitter. 294 00:20:16,304 --> 00:20:18,557 We'll talk about it later. Right now, you out. 295 00:20:18,682 --> 00:20:20,872 Ten minutes ago! Go on! 296 00:20:21,108 --> 00:20:24,189 There are laws, detective. Have your kindergarten teacher read 'em to you. 297 00:20:24,314 --> 00:20:27,305 Go grab a juice box. Have a nap. Go on. 298 00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:32,619 All right. 299 00:20:33,824 --> 00:20:35,074 Who do we have? 300 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,444 Brandon Mayhew. 301 00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:40,428 All right. 302 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,601 Here we go. Public masturbation. 303 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,645 - What? - I don't get it. What's the kick? 304 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,062 Why don't you do it at home, like the rest of us 305 00:20:53,187 --> 00:20:56,524 with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view? 306 00:20:56,649 --> 00:20:58,857 In a Starbucks. That's nice. 307 00:20:59,436 --> 00:21:00,886 That ain't me, man! 308 00:21:01,546 --> 00:21:04,233 I was the guy who was selling meth. 309 00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:05,667 Allegedly. 310 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,623 All right. I got you. Meth. Right. 311 00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:11,822 Sorry, that was a little transpositional error. 312 00:21:11,947 --> 00:21:14,607 Nothing a little Wite-Out can't take care of. 313 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,217 And a felony quantity. 314 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,966 - Just barely. - Yeah, just barely. 315 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:23,559 The cops around here are like butchers, always got their thumbs on the scales. 316 00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:26,034 But good luck arguing that in court. 317 00:21:26,509 --> 00:21:28,224 Let me get down to brass tacks. 318 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,358 I'm going to get you a second phone call. 319 00:21:30,483 --> 00:21:32,607 You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy 320 00:21:32,732 --> 00:21:35,114 or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader, 321 00:21:35,239 --> 00:21:38,757 and they're going to deliver me a check for $4,650. 322 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,198 I'll write that down on the back of my business card. 323 00:21:41,323 --> 00:21:43,939 4-6-5-0. 324 00:21:44,064 --> 00:21:46,117 And I need that in a cashier's check 325 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,378 or a money order, doesn't matter. 326 00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:51,067 Actually, I want it in a money order. 327 00:21:51,192 --> 00:21:54,034 And make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. 328 00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:56,614 That's my loan-out. It's totally legit. 329 00:21:56,739 --> 00:21:58,754 It's done just for tax purposes. 330 00:21:59,028 --> 00:22:02,133 After that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard, 331 00:22:02,258 --> 00:22:05,486 but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask. 332 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:06,846 Any questions? 333 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,767 You're gonna get me off, right? 334 00:22:12,923 --> 00:22:16,773 I look like your high school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting? 335 00:22:17,395 --> 00:22:19,043 That's a joke, Brandon. 336 00:22:19,168 --> 00:22:20,218 Lighten up. 337 00:22:21,269 --> 00:22:24,077 Son, I promise you this. 338 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:29,117 I will give you the best criminal defense that money can buy. 339 00:22:31,513 --> 00:22:35,113 Francesca, I took these already. Didn't I take these already? 340 00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:38,907 Look, it's on your head. You're not supposed to double up on Vitamin A. 341 00:22:39,032 --> 00:22:40,682 It's bad for the liver. 342 00:22:42,456 --> 00:22:43,758 Okay, who's next? 343 00:22:44,772 --> 00:22:46,667 Did him. I did him. 344 00:22:47,131 --> 00:22:49,577 That one went public defender. Thanks for nothing. 345 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,642 What happened to my masturbator? You got me all turned around. 346 00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:55,320 Hang on. I'll get back to you. 347 00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:58,616 Gentlemen, I sense you're discussing my client. 348 00:22:58,741 --> 00:23:02,526 - Anything you care to share with me? - Sure. Your commercials? They suck ass. 349 00:23:03,221 --> 00:23:05,863 I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse. 350 00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,823 Is that like the one your mom works at? 351 00:23:08,097 --> 00:23:10,891 Is she still offering the two-for-one discount? 352 00:23:11,192 --> 00:23:12,192 DEA, huh? 353 00:23:12,436 --> 00:23:13,836 For a street bust. 354 00:23:14,182 --> 00:23:17,249 Now, what would two feds want with that little twerp? 355 00:23:31,408 --> 00:23:33,685 Sooner or later, this was gonna happen. 356 00:23:33,810 --> 00:23:35,960 You want your exponential growth, 357 00:23:36,085 --> 00:23:38,145 guys are gonna get busted. Simple as that. 358 00:23:38,419 --> 00:23:41,540 So how about we get him a real attorney? I mean, what the hell is this? 359 00:23:41,665 --> 00:23:43,215 This is who he hires? 360 00:23:43,484 --> 00:23:45,284 What? Are you kidding me? 361 00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,781 This is the guy you want. This is the guy I'd hire. 362 00:23:50,231 --> 00:23:53,077 - It's the guy you'd hire. - Look, you remember Emilio? 363 00:23:53,661 --> 00:23:56,111 This dude got Emilio off, like, twice. 364 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,651 Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo. 365 00:23:59,776 --> 00:24:01,067 And then poof! 366 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:02,752 Dude's like Houdini. 367 00:24:02,877 --> 00:24:04,804 Seriously, when the going gets tough, 368 00:24:04,929 --> 00:24:06,949 you don't want a criminal lawyer. 369 00:24:07,074 --> 00:24:09,651 You want a "criminal" lawyer. 370 00:24:10,473 --> 00:24:12,023 Know what I'm saying? 371 00:24:13,851 --> 00:24:16,197 Look, we're in good shape, Mr. White. 372 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,620 Badger's way too loyal to roll. 373 00:24:18,745 --> 00:24:20,806 Plus he's scared shitless of me. 374 00:24:20,931 --> 00:24:24,930 We pay four large. Cost of business. Take it out of his payroll. 375 00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:28,670 And it's only his first dealing rap, so worst case scenario? 376 00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:32,860 They plead him out, he does five months picking up litter in an orange jumpsuit. 377 00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:36,408 So who goes inside? 378 00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:38,749 I don't need them seeing my face. 379 00:24:39,023 --> 00:24:41,173 I don't need them seeing my face. 380 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:44,896 Why not? You look like his typical clientele. 381 00:24:45,086 --> 00:24:45,918 Dick. 382 00:24:46,817 --> 00:24:47,637 Fine. 383 00:24:48,777 --> 00:24:50,371 We'll flip for it. 384 00:24:50,869 --> 00:24:51,779 Call it. 385 00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:53,881 Heads. 386 00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,695 Mayhew? Mr. Mayhew? 387 00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:26,170 Mr. Mayhew. 388 00:25:26,805 --> 00:25:29,465 Nice of you to come down. Please. 389 00:25:30,023 --> 00:25:31,008 Look at you. 390 00:25:31,579 --> 00:25:34,929 Should I call the FBI and tell them I found D.B. Cooper? 391 00:25:35,770 --> 00:25:36,716 Joking. 392 00:25:37,331 --> 00:25:38,891 Please, come on. 393 00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,141 Come on. 394 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:41,155 Please. 395 00:25:43,396 --> 00:25:44,546 Saul Goodman. 396 00:25:44,845 --> 00:25:45,895 Please sit. 397 00:25:49,072 --> 00:25:53,070 So it's a shame that we have to meet under these circumstances. 398 00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:00,707 I believe you have something for me? 399 00:26:06,248 --> 00:26:09,213 Mayhew. Is that Irish or English? 400 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:10,644 Irish. 401 00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:13,426 Faith and begorrah! A fellow potato-eater. 402 00:26:14,664 --> 00:26:16,011 My real name's McGill. 403 00:26:16,812 --> 00:26:19,321 The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. 404 00:26:19,446 --> 00:26:23,096 They all want a pipe-hittin' member of the tribe, so to speak. 405 00:26:23,377 --> 00:26:26,276 I digress. Good things are happening. 406 00:26:26,572 --> 00:26:30,037 Fact is, your nephew's gonna get out in no time. 407 00:26:30,637 --> 00:26:31,987 That's wonderful. 408 00:26:32,269 --> 00:26:34,908 There's still a few details to be ironed out, 409 00:26:35,033 --> 00:26:36,824 but now that the DEA is involved, 410 00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:40,508 I think he's looking at time served and probation. 411 00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:44,290 So leave your number with Francesca, and we'll be in touch. 412 00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:45,908 Excuse me, the DEA? 413 00:26:46,293 --> 00:26:48,399 That's the Drug Enforcement Administration. 414 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:49,524 The feds. 415 00:26:52,827 --> 00:26:55,430 I hope that I'm not the breaker of bad news, 416 00:26:55,555 --> 00:26:59,173 but your nephew got mixed up with some pretty nasty customers. 417 00:26:59,298 --> 00:27:02,394 I understand that. But what does that have to do with the DEA? 418 00:27:02,519 --> 00:27:04,270 They're after some mystery man, 419 00:27:04,395 --> 00:27:06,690 some heavy-hitter that goes by the name Heisenberg. 420 00:27:06,815 --> 00:27:09,148 They want this guy like the ax wants the turkey. 421 00:27:09,406 --> 00:27:13,410 Seems young Brandon may have information that could lead to his arrest. 422 00:27:13,907 --> 00:27:15,172 Jesus, cheer up! 423 00:27:15,297 --> 00:27:18,906 This is good news. I mean, Brandon fell head-first into the doo-doo pile 424 00:27:19,031 --> 00:27:21,531 and came up smelling like Paco Rabanne. 425 00:27:21,915 --> 00:27:22,965 Look, look. 426 00:27:25,381 --> 00:27:27,231 I just think that we should 427 00:27:28,277 --> 00:27:29,995 review our options. 428 00:27:30,805 --> 00:27:31,805 Options? 429 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,173 I'm gonna tell you what your options are. 430 00:27:34,341 --> 00:27:36,201 And you got a grand total of two. 431 00:27:36,326 --> 00:27:38,238 Option A, Brandon takes the deal. 432 00:27:38,363 --> 00:27:40,637 Option B, Brandon goes up to the penitentiary 433 00:27:40,762 --> 00:27:43,326 and gets his rectum resized about yay big. 434 00:27:43,451 --> 00:27:45,787 Look, look. What about... 435 00:27:46,812 --> 00:27:48,960 reprisals? I mean, if Badger... 436 00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:50,561 If Brandon... 437 00:27:51,179 --> 00:27:53,961 informs on this Heisenberg... 438 00:27:55,253 --> 00:27:56,924 I mean, what if... God forbid... 439 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:58,808 that they decide to... 440 00:28:00,419 --> 00:28:01,569 take revenge? 441 00:28:02,258 --> 00:28:03,911 What have you been telling him? 442 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:07,804 The kid keeps spouting off about "if I talk, they'll kill me." 443 00:28:07,929 --> 00:28:10,626 Right now, he's the only thing holding up this deal. 444 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,839 - Good. - No, that's not good. 445 00:28:14,091 --> 00:28:15,673 That's terrible. Trust me, sir, 446 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:18,193 your nephew won't last in prison two weeks. 447 00:28:18,318 --> 00:28:20,678 You let him take his chances on the outside. 448 00:28:20,846 --> 00:28:23,147 Maybe I can work in some witness protection. 449 00:28:23,272 --> 00:28:24,639 No, look, look. 450 00:28:24,808 --> 00:28:27,588 These are vicious, desperate people. 451 00:28:28,345 --> 00:28:30,039 I've been told that 452 00:28:30,164 --> 00:28:32,164 one of them killed another man 453 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,920 by crushing his head with an ATM machine. 454 00:28:36,878 --> 00:28:39,628 People love to take credit for the fun ones. 455 00:28:40,013 --> 00:28:43,166 The guy who got his head smooshed used to be a client of mine. 456 00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:45,994 His wife killed him, all right? It was open and shut. 457 00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:48,723 Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay? 458 00:28:48,848 --> 00:28:50,568 I'm gonna set your nephew straight, 459 00:28:50,693 --> 00:28:52,292 get him singing like a canary... 460 00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:54,267 all's right with the world. 461 00:28:56,910 --> 00:28:57,910 $10,000. 462 00:29:12,439 --> 00:29:13,352 10,000. 463 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,274 Cash to you. 464 00:29:18,449 --> 00:29:20,501 I'm not saying to throw the case. 465 00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:21,476 Just... 466 00:29:22,133 --> 00:29:24,658 no talking to the DEA. 467 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,248 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 468 00:29:31,969 --> 00:29:33,569 What's it going to be? 469 00:29:36,246 --> 00:29:38,346 That dude wouldn't take a bribe? 470 00:29:38,997 --> 00:29:42,007 That dude in there? Saul Goodman we're talking about? 471 00:29:42,132 --> 00:29:43,828 "Morally outraged," he said. 472 00:29:43,953 --> 00:29:47,503 - Threatened to call the police. - And Badger's gonna spill? 473 00:29:47,949 --> 00:29:49,642 Like the Exxon Valdez. 474 00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:53,342 So what do we do about it? 475 00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:06,704 Francesca, how about I follow you home? 476 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:09,029 For safety! 477 00:30:09,752 --> 00:30:10,565 What? 478 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,529 God, you are killing me with that booty. 479 00:30:28,362 --> 00:30:29,870 Talk to me, guys! 480 00:30:30,308 --> 00:30:33,008 Come on. Just tell me what you want! Jesus! 481 00:30:37,428 --> 00:30:39,987 It wasn't me! It was Ignacio! He's the one! 482 00:30:46,022 --> 00:30:47,022 Shut up! 483 00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:49,264 Shut up! 484 00:30:49,445 --> 00:30:51,445 All right, just speak English. 485 00:30:51,573 --> 00:30:53,916 Lalo didn't send you? No Lalo? 486 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,868 - Who? - Thank God! 487 00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:00,424 I thought... 488 00:31:02,424 --> 00:31:04,177 What can I do for you, gentlemen? 489 00:31:04,302 --> 00:31:06,471 Anything! Just tell me what you need. 490 00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:10,583 This afternoon, an associate of ours offered you $10,000. 491 00:31:11,188 --> 00:31:12,799 You should have taken it! 492 00:31:12,924 --> 00:31:15,731 Wait a minute. This is in regards to what's-his-name? 493 00:31:16,014 --> 00:31:18,400 Badger! Brandon Mayhew. 494 00:31:18,934 --> 00:31:21,069 The uncle. That was your guy? 495 00:31:22,239 --> 00:31:25,325 No offense, guys, but I don't take bribes from strangers, you know? 496 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:27,757 Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. 497 00:31:27,882 --> 00:31:29,823 But I'll take your money! Sure! 498 00:31:29,948 --> 00:31:31,960 That offer's expired, yo. 499 00:31:32,497 --> 00:31:36,079 It was kind of low anyways. But okay, okay, I'll take it. 500 00:31:36,576 --> 00:31:38,259 Just tell me what you need. 501 00:31:38,384 --> 00:31:40,760 I'm easy. I'm going to keep a happy thought 502 00:31:40,885 --> 00:31:42,883 and assume this is just a negotiating tactic. 503 00:31:43,116 --> 00:31:45,957 All right, listen to me very carefully. 504 00:31:46,482 --> 00:31:49,183 You are going to give Badger Mayhew the best 505 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,373 legal representation ever. 506 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,680 But no deals with the DEA! 507 00:31:54,282 --> 00:31:58,112 All right? Badger will not identify anyone to anybody. 508 00:31:58,237 --> 00:32:00,409 If he does, you're dead! 509 00:32:02,685 --> 00:32:04,735 Why don't you just kill Badger? 510 00:32:07,991 --> 00:32:10,869 Follow me, guys, but if a mosquito's buzzing around you, 511 00:32:10,994 --> 00:32:14,245 it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the mosquito's attorney. 512 00:32:14,370 --> 00:32:17,407 You go grab a flyswatter. I mean, so to speak. 513 00:32:18,097 --> 00:32:21,171 I mean, all due respect, do I have to spell this out for you? 514 00:32:21,879 --> 00:32:23,673 We're not killing Badger, yo! 515 00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:26,744 Then you got real problems. 'Cause the DEA is gonna come down 516 00:32:26,869 --> 00:32:29,495 on your boy like a proverbial ton of bricks. 517 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,118 I don't think I'm going out on a limb here, 518 00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:35,894 but he's not gonna like prison. He's gonna sing like Céline Dion 519 00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:38,162 regardless of what you do to me. 520 00:32:47,575 --> 00:32:48,967 I recognize your cough. 521 00:32:49,325 --> 00:32:51,159 Take that mask off. Get some air. 522 00:32:51,734 --> 00:32:52,624 Go on. 523 00:33:00,703 --> 00:33:04,237 Take it easy! Breathe in, breathe out. 524 00:33:05,007 --> 00:33:08,257 I'm gonna stand up, all right? 'Cause I got bad knees. 525 00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:10,724 That's better. 526 00:33:12,605 --> 00:33:15,559 Now listen. The three of us are gonna work this out. 527 00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,227 How? 528 00:33:17,717 --> 00:33:21,349 First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you. 529 00:33:23,179 --> 00:33:25,152 You want attorney-client privilege? 530 00:33:25,523 --> 00:33:28,321 So that everything you say is strictly between us. 531 00:33:29,683 --> 00:33:30,580 I mean it! 532 00:33:30,705 --> 00:33:33,243 Put a dollar in my pocket. Come on, make it official. 533 00:33:34,337 --> 00:33:35,587 Come on, do it! 534 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,958 That's it. Come on. Just a dollar. 535 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,221 All right, now you, ski bum. Come on. 536 00:33:46,346 --> 00:33:47,896 Give with the dollar. 537 00:33:48,579 --> 00:33:49,815 - Go on. - Be smart. 538 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:50,752 What? 539 00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:57,017 - All I got's a 5. - I'll take a 5! 540 00:33:57,142 --> 00:33:58,929 Come on, already. Come on. 541 00:33:59,054 --> 00:34:00,054 Be cool. 542 00:34:02,778 --> 00:34:06,736 You're now both officially represented by Saul Goodman and Associates. 543 00:34:06,861 --> 00:34:10,261 Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment. 544 00:34:11,577 --> 00:34:14,743 Take the ski mask off. I feel like I'm talking to the Weather Underground. 545 00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:18,580 Do it. 546 00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:26,753 So if a prison shanking is completely off the table... 547 00:34:26,878 --> 00:34:28,528 and we're sure of that? 548 00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:32,093 No shanking! 549 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:38,132 Then the way I see it is 550 00:34:38,713 --> 00:34:40,535 somebody's going to prison. 551 00:34:44,574 --> 00:34:46,316 It's just a matter of who. 552 00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:48,952 All right. 553 00:34:49,319 --> 00:34:51,545 Lame-ass TV ads aside, 554 00:34:51,670 --> 00:34:54,699 your lawyer here, he cooked you up a pretty killer deal. 555 00:34:55,124 --> 00:34:57,467 Time served, no probation. He's pretty slick. 556 00:34:57,592 --> 00:35:00,092 Couldn't believe the judge went for it. 557 00:35:00,714 --> 00:35:03,129 Don't get cocky. You ain't home free yet. 558 00:35:03,254 --> 00:35:06,002 You don't give us the name of your supplier, you're going nowhere. 559 00:35:06,451 --> 00:35:10,442 Agent, the tough guy act is unnecessary. This young man is cooperating fully. 560 00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:13,463 Is that right? You cooperating? 561 00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:21,652 Let's start with a name. 562 00:35:23,443 --> 00:35:25,293 He just goes by Heisenberg. 563 00:35:28,383 --> 00:35:29,818 How old's this Heisenberg? 564 00:35:30,639 --> 00:35:31,444 Old. 565 00:35:31,724 --> 00:35:34,288 Like 50 or 70 or something. 566 00:35:34,724 --> 00:35:36,935 - Height? - Average, I guess. 567 00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:38,928 Medium height, medium weight. 568 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:40,078 What color hair? 569 00:35:40,837 --> 00:35:41,737 No hair. 570 00:35:42,198 --> 00:35:43,665 Dude's balder than you. 571 00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:47,062 1963. 572 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:51,116 James Edward Kilkelly is convicted of stealing a vending machine. 573 00:35:51,421 --> 00:35:54,034 1975. Breaking and entering. 574 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:57,011 1982. Grand theft auto. 575 00:35:57,284 --> 00:35:59,622 1984. Armed robbery. 576 00:35:59,815 --> 00:36:02,450 1987. 1992. You get the idea. 577 00:36:02,643 --> 00:36:04,179 And here he is today. 578 00:36:04,304 --> 00:36:07,397 Better known today as Jimmy In-'n-Out. City, State, and Federal. 579 00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:10,917 He's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside. 580 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,521 An entire life behind bars. 581 00:36:15,571 --> 00:36:17,741 Jimmy provides a very special service. 582 00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:20,744 For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you. 583 00:36:21,836 --> 00:36:22,886 On purpose? 584 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,450 The guy goes to prison on purpose? 585 00:36:26,473 --> 00:36:28,562 He's actually more comfortable inside. 586 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,879 The outside world hasn't been too kind to him. 587 00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:35,185 Sometime during the Clinton administration, 588 00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:39,060 Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit. 589 00:36:45,312 --> 00:36:48,396 - When does all this happen? - It's already happening. 590 00:36:48,666 --> 00:36:50,240 The buy is set for tomorrow. 591 00:36:50,365 --> 00:36:53,088 Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out, everybody's happy, 592 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:57,211 and all it's gonna cost you is 80,000 and one pound of your finest meth. 593 00:37:02,407 --> 00:37:05,726 $80,000 for eight years of his life, huh? 594 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:08,635 First of all, he's not gonna do eight years. 595 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,965 I'm gonna represent him, and I guarantee 596 00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:14,353 there's gonna be some unexpected problems with the prosecution's case. 597 00:37:14,478 --> 00:37:16,925 Secondly, he gets 30. 50 goes to me. 598 00:37:17,198 --> 00:37:20,136 - You get 50? For what? - For facilitating. 599 00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:23,280 Who's taking a bigger risk? He likes prison. 600 00:37:23,405 --> 00:37:25,614 You did bring the cash, didn't you? 601 00:37:25,739 --> 00:37:28,359 Look, if this option is too expensive, 602 00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:31,901 you can still always... Badger in the chow line. 603 00:37:50,255 --> 00:37:52,293 Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? 604 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:10,270 All right. There's our boy. 605 00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:13,276 Right on time. 606 00:38:31,052 --> 00:38:33,052 - Go back. - What? All right. 607 00:38:46,923 --> 00:38:47,735 So... 608 00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:50,692 what do you think? Did they see us? 609 00:38:50,901 --> 00:38:52,620 I think we're good. 610 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,128 Badger looks like he's gonna throw up. 611 00:39:00,716 --> 00:39:03,632 Give me those back. Just give them to me! 612 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:10,903 Where the hell is Jimmy? He should have been here ten minutes ago. 613 00:39:11,028 --> 00:39:15,028 You think Jimmy's actually for real? A guy who wants to be in prison? 614 00:39:16,004 --> 00:39:18,310 There's more than one kind of prison. 615 00:39:18,435 --> 00:39:20,935 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 616 00:39:21,868 --> 00:39:23,068 Wait a minute. 617 00:39:24,841 --> 00:39:26,541 What? What? Let me see. 618 00:39:28,272 --> 00:39:30,366 - Who the hell is that? - I don't know. 619 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,428 Mr. Heisenberg, I presume. 620 00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:39,329 Time to move? 621 00:39:40,136 --> 00:39:42,086 Not till we see the exchange. 622 00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:50,896 - What? - Now he shows. 623 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,493 Okay, let's do this. 624 00:40:02,336 --> 00:40:04,936 My God. Jimmy's on the wrong bench. Crap! 625 00:40:05,796 --> 00:40:07,195 We are screwed! 626 00:40:07,652 --> 00:40:09,203 What are you doing? 627 00:40:15,303 --> 00:40:17,080 I don't get it. What's the holdup? 628 00:40:27,738 --> 00:40:29,134 Where's the stuff, man? 629 00:40:29,462 --> 00:40:31,719 - Where are we going? - Just shut up. 630 00:40:37,422 --> 00:40:40,058 - Get out. Go stop him. - The DEA is right there. 631 00:40:40,183 --> 00:40:42,667 - If they see me, we're screwed. - Get out. I'll do something. 632 00:40:43,332 --> 00:40:44,532 - What? - Go! 633 00:40:58,017 --> 00:41:00,123 Hank, I thought that was you! 634 00:41:00,531 --> 00:41:01,916 Schrader, I'm blocked. 635 00:41:02,441 --> 00:41:04,878 - Not a good time. - How you doing? Are you feeling okay? 636 00:41:05,065 --> 00:41:06,566 Schrader, I'm blocked. 637 00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:08,798 We're working. You gotta get out of here. 638 00:41:09,211 --> 00:41:12,234 You're working? Like DEA working? 639 00:41:12,749 --> 00:41:14,449 Is something going down? 640 00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:19,191 Wrong guy! Wrong guy! Other bench. 641 00:41:28,263 --> 00:41:31,696 - Move your ass now! - Okay. I'll go and leave you alone. 642 00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:35,140 - We'll talk about it later. - Just floor it! Floor it! 643 00:41:35,604 --> 00:41:38,504 Forward is better? I'll be out of the way then? 644 00:41:38,803 --> 00:41:41,145 I'm sorry. All right? I'm sorry. 645 00:41:41,387 --> 00:41:44,460 - I'll leave you alone. - We'll talk later. Just go. 646 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:47,282 Where'd he go? Where the hell'd he go? 647 00:41:49,697 --> 00:41:50,535 Wait. 648 00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:52,634 Got him. 649 00:41:59,938 --> 00:42:02,268 - Looks like it's going down. - Take 'em! 650 00:42:29,418 --> 00:42:31,068 I think they bought it. 651 00:42:35,313 --> 00:42:36,437 Absolutely. 652 00:42:36,562 --> 00:42:38,089 Textbook bust, sir. 653 00:42:38,595 --> 00:42:39,595 Yes, sir. 654 00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:43,157 Looks like we got a full pound of the blue stuff. 655 00:42:43,501 --> 00:42:45,351 And Heisenberg's real name? 656 00:42:45,906 --> 00:42:47,156 James Kilkelly. 657 00:42:50,295 --> 00:42:52,845 Thank you very much. It was my pleasure. 658 00:43:22,143 --> 00:43:23,493 You weren't home, 659 00:43:23,778 --> 00:43:26,362 so I let the delivery guys in. I hope that's okay. 660 00:43:26,487 --> 00:43:27,537 Absolutely. 661 00:43:37,497 --> 00:43:38,997 So you bought a bed. 662 00:43:42,730 --> 00:43:44,280 What is that? A king? 663 00:43:47,101 --> 00:43:48,151 Pillow top? 664 00:44:25,237 --> 00:44:26,203 My God. 665 00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:28,767 You really are a chemistry teacher. 666 00:44:33,764 --> 00:44:34,764 You mind? 667 00:44:39,329 --> 00:44:41,579 I was terrible at chemistry. 668 00:44:41,704 --> 00:44:44,200 I'm more of a humanities guy. 669 00:44:44,517 --> 00:44:47,329 - How did you find me? - We should talk about that. 670 00:44:47,454 --> 00:44:51,369 It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. 671 00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:53,798 My P.I. charged me for three hours, 672 00:44:53,923 --> 00:44:56,545 so I seriously doubt it took him more than one. 673 00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:01,132 So this is what, 674 00:45:01,853 --> 00:45:02,853 blackmail? 675 00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:04,864 I'm your lawyer. 676 00:45:04,989 --> 00:45:08,511 Anything you say to me is totally privileged. 677 00:45:09,481 --> 00:45:11,631 I'm not in the shake-down racket. 678 00:45:12,306 --> 00:45:15,147 I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? 679 00:45:15,464 --> 00:45:17,297 Especially drug dealers. 680 00:45:18,453 --> 00:45:22,303 So what, you're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart? 681 00:45:23,186 --> 00:45:25,636 Come on. Have you seen my hourly rate? 682 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,412 By the way, where do you keep the money? 683 00:45:29,756 --> 00:45:33,743 Is it in your mattress? Is it in a jelly jar, buried in the side yard? 684 00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:37,707 This kid Mayhew may be the first of your guys to get picked up, 685 00:45:37,832 --> 00:45:39,975 but he won't be the last. And if I can find you, 686 00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,150 how far behind can the cops be? 687 00:45:42,818 --> 00:45:44,268 I don't understand. 688 00:45:44,404 --> 00:45:47,054 What exactly are you offering to do for me? 689 00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:51,298 What did Tom Hagen do for Vito Corleone? 690 00:45:52,003 --> 00:45:54,781 I'm no Vito Corleone. 691 00:45:55,582 --> 00:45:58,063 No shit! Right now, you're Fredo. 692 00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:02,361 But with some sound advice and the proper introductions, who knows? 693 00:46:02,678 --> 00:46:04,988 I'll tell you one thing, you've got the right product. 694 00:46:05,113 --> 00:46:07,837 Anything that gets the DEA's panties in this big a bunch... 695 00:46:07,962 --> 00:46:09,516 you're on to something special. 696 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:13,547 And I would like to be a small and silent part of it. 697 00:46:16,692 --> 00:46:18,311 Food for thought, yeah? 698 00:46:22,922 --> 00:46:25,468 So if you want to make more money 699 00:46:25,785 --> 00:46:27,470 and keep the money that you make... 700 00:46:28,928 --> 00:46:30,378 "Better call Saul!" 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net