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Hey.

2
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You...

3
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You selling?

4
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I don't know
what you're talking about.

5
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Okay. That's cool.

6
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I'm just saying, you know,
if you were selling...

7
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...I could maybe do with a teenth.

8
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You're kidding, right?

9
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Dude, I so smell bacon.

10
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What? What are you talking about?

11
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Oh, gee, I don't know.

12
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How about over there.
That brown van.

13
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That's yours, right?

14
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What brown van?

15
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Parked all inconspicuous.

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It's a cop van.

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Yeah, another one right over there.

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"Duke City Flowers"? Come on.

19
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Can't you at least be original?

20
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Dude, I just wanna get high.

21
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A flower van.

22
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You know what you should do
is a garbage truck.

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Seriously,
and I don't mean to disrespect...

24
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...but if you put cops
in the back of a garbage truck...

25
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...there's no way
I'm seriously thinking...

26
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...that there's cops
in the back of a garbage truck.

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It's a freebie, yo. Just think about it.

28
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Think about it, boys.

29
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All right. I'm hitting it.

30
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You dudes give up that easy?

31
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I'm not a cop.

32
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Then lift your shirt.
Show me you're not wearing a wire.

33
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All right, you know what?

34
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Just to show you
you're being an asshole.

35
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I'm blinded by white.

36
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Douchebag.

37
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Come on. I was joking. Come on.

38
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Don't walk away angry.
Sit down. Come on.

39
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I mean,
what are you complaining about?

40
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You got abs, man. Kind of.

41
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Whatever, dude.

42
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I'm not even sure
I wanna buy anymore.

43
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I think you turned me off
to the whole thing.

44
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Come on. Don't be like that.

45
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I just need you to prove it,
you know?

46
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Prove you're not a cop.

47
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How the hell
am I supposed to do that?

48
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I don't know.

49
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Hey, I got it. Go over there
and punch that dude right in the face.

50
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Which dude?

51
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- That dude?
- Yeah.

52
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No way. He'd kick my ass.

53
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True that.

54
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This is so hard, you know?

55
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I know.

56
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It's simple.

57
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If you ask a cop if he's a cop,
he's, like, obligated to tell you.

58
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It's in the Constitution.

59
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Constitution of America?

60
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So go ahead and ask.

61
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- You a cop?
- No, no. Not like that.

62
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Ask it, like, official.

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Are you a police officer?

64
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No, I am not a police officer.

65
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Okay, then. Hundred
and seventy-five for a teenth.

66
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The price is the price, yo.

67
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All right.

68
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There you go. Enjoy.

69
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Thanks, man.

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Albuquerque Police! You're
under arrest! Get down on the ground!

71
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Get on your stomach now!
On your stomach. Get on the ground!

72
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- Hold it right there. Don't move.
- Stay down.

73
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<i>I had a good job</i>
<i>until my boss accused me of stealing.</i>

74
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<i>I better call Saul.</i>

75
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<i>I was out partying,</i>
<i>minding my own business...</i>

76
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<i>- You are under arrest.</i>
<i>- I better call Saul.</i>

77
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<i>Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.</i>

78
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<i>Did you know that you have rights?</i>

79
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<i>The Constitution says you do.</i>
<i>And so do I.</i>

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<i>I believe that until proven guilty...</i>

81
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<i>... every man, woman,</i>
<i>and child in this country is innocent.</i>

82
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<i>And that's why I fight for you,</i>
<i>Albuquerque.</i>

83
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<i>Better call Saul.</i>

84
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<i>Saul Goodman, attorney at law,</i>
<i>505-164-CALL.</i>

85
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<i>That's 505-164-CALL.</i>

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I really need to get some furniture.

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I suggest you start with a bed.

88
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God, I wish we could smoke in here.

89
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- Well, you can't.
- Yeah, no. I know.

90
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I'm just saying.

91
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Don't think I can't smell that weed.

92
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You better seriously hope
that airs out.

93
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My dad will keep
your security deposit.

94
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He has a nose
like a damn bloodhound.

95
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Yeah?

96
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Has he ever caught you?

97
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Yeah. Many times.

98
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Well, listen.

99
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Since I already lost my deposit
and all...

100
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...maybe we should light up.

101
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No, thanks.

102
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You sure?

103
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Well, is it cool if I burn one?

104
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Maybe you'll change your mind.

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Do what you wanna do, I guess.

106
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Hey. What'd I say?

107
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Nothing.

108
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I just have to go is all.

109
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What's this?

110
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My 18-month chip.

111
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I'm in recovery.

112
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And, you know,
pot is like stepping stones.

113
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Recovery? That's cool.

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Right on.

115
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I respect that.

116
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You know,
I don't really burn much anymore.

117
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It's just a sometime thing.

118
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But no more, like, in the house.

119
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So you wanna go grab
some dinner?

120
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I could really go for some Chinese.

121
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No, I better hit it.

122
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We...

123
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We cool?

124
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Your satellite is on, by the way.

125
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That screen is badass.

126
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I just think it's asking a lot.

127
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He knows it.

128
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He's done nothing but apologize.

129
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Is this gonna be
every weekend now?

130
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No. It's just the end of the quarter.
You remember how that was.

131
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But I am earning double time,
so there's a bright side.

132
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So when the laziest boy
in the world wakes up...

133
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...tell him he better wash
those sneakers.

134
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And I said bye.

135
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And tell him
to let them air-dry this time.

136
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I don't want him
banging the hell out of my dryer.

137
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,542
What?

138
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,379
What, you don't even get
casual Saturday?

139
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,672
I mean...

140
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,549
No, it's just you...

141
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You look nice is all.

142
00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,095
It's work, Walt.
And everybody is gonna be there.

143
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- Okay.
- Okay.

144
00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,934
Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight?

145
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Okay.

146
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- Bye.
- Bye.

147
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<i>Hi. You've reached Walt,</i>
<i>Skyler and Walter, Jr.</i>

148
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<i>Please leave a message,</i>
<i>and we'll get back to you.</i>

149
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<i>Skyler? Are you there?</i>
<i>I don't know what to do.</i>

150
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,797
<i>I... I need to talk to you. I...</i>

151
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Hey, Marie. It's me. What's up?

152
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,893
Yesterday I got home
and found him.

153
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,063
He didn't even tell me
he was coming.

154
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,984
- A man was killed?
- A Federale, right in front of him.

155
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:14,280
Three agents wounded,
one lost his leg.

156
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:18,117
It's like what you hear about
from Iraq or something.

157
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,120
- The IEDs.
- Oh, Jesus.

158
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,164
I had to hear about it
from Steve Gomez.

159
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,792
Hank talked to his ASAC
for about an hour.

160
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,254
Hank could win an Oscar.
He's so damn breezy with the man.

161
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:33,507
He hangs up the phone,
goes right back to bed.

162
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:39,555
And all he keeps saying is,
"I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone."

163
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,372
Baby, not now.

164
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,585
It's... It's me, Hank. Sorry.

165
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,382
Hey, buddy. What's?

166
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,134
What's up?

167
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,055
I just...

168
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,640
Do you mind if I...

169
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,730
So...

170
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,193
How you doing?

171
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,446
Oh, you know, lousy.

172
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,531
Montezuma's revenge, big time.

173
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:45,079
I mean, everything's going through me
like crap through a tinhorn.

174
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,039
Better not get too close.

175
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,209
Well, I'll take my chances.

176
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,221
I guess you heard about
what happened down in Juárez?

177
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,599
Terrible.

178
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,936
What do you expect?
Bunch of freaking animals.

179
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,771
It's like Apocalypse Now
down there.

180
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,817
It's like Colonel Kurtz
holed up in his jungle.

181
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,947
And my SAC in El Paso
sends me home.

182
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:24,535
Now, that's a sound leadership
decision right there, huh?

183
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,830
You know, you don't put
your second most senior man...

184
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,124
...on the trail
of those motherless bastards...

185
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,792
...you send him home.

186
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,963
I was, you know,
"He's out getting an evidence bag...

187
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,090
...and so ends up
without a scratch on him.

188
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,802
So must be something wrong
with that picture, you know."

189
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,307
So are you home for good then?

190
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,811
No, no. It's...

191
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,898
Playing it by ear. To be determined.

192
00:12:57,402 --> 00:13:01,238
Think you might wanna talk it through
with somebody?

193
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,491
What, a shrink?
No, no, no. Can't go down that road.

194
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,411
Start going down that road,
kiss your career goodbye.

195
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:14,293
Or Marie. Or me, if you like.

196
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:24,678
You know, I don't know
how to say this. I...

197
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,765
You know, the things I deal with...

198
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,228
...you and me don't have
much of a...

199
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:37,483
What you might call
"an experiential overlap."

200
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,160
What if I told you we do?

201
00:13:55,627 --> 00:14:00,130
I have spent my whole life scared.

202
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,302
Frightened of things
that could happen...

203
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,846
...might happen, might not happen.

204
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,558
Fifty years I spent like that.

205
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,897
Finding myself awake
at 3 in the morning.

206
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,319
But you know what?

207
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,906
Ever since my diagnosis...

208
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,535
...I sleep just fine.

209
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,792
Okay.

210
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:42,798
And I came to realize
it's that fear that's the worst of it.

211
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,175
That's the real enemy.

212
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,513
So...

213
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,183
Get up.

214
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,936
Get out in the real world.

215
00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:01,316
And you kick that bastard
as hard as you can right in the teeth.

216
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,042
Do it again. Go on.

217
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,303
Ten thousand even, same as last time.
It's totally accurate.

218
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,930
You and I,
we are gonna feed this machine.

219
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,767
- I want it running 24 hours a day.
- Right on.

220
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,776
Not yours, I take it.

221
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:51,908
We got 10, 20, 30...

222
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:57,122
...44, five each.

223
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,461
Three pounds should be 48 each.

224
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,712
Who's short?

225
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,673
All right. Don't freak, all right?
We didn't get ripped off.

226
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,842
But Badger hasn't kicked in
his full amount.

227
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,345
I know he was planning on pulling
an all-nighter...

228
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,263
...so he's probably still in the sack.

229
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,351
Then wake him up.
He can sleep after we're paid.

230
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,020
Why you gotta be such a hard-on?

231
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,731
You're not his pal. You're his boss.

232
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,359
This only works when
they're scared of you, remember?

233
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,654
Jack off.

234
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,034
It's going straight to voicemail.

235
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,536
Voicemail?

236
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,791
Just chill, okay? Count your money.

237
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,297
- Combo.
<i>- Yo, what's up?</i>

238
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,716
You seen Badger?

239
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,636
Don't you cover for him, bitch.

240
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,722
I ask you a straight-up question,
I expect a straight-up answer.

241
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,989
Well?

242
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,329
They were too scared to tell me.

243
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,582
Badger got busted.

244
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,584
He's in jail.

245
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,374
<i>Honey, I'm home!</i>

246
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,793
Too slow! What's up?

247
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,795
Got more lives than a damn cat.

248
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,964
Now if I could only learn
to lick myself.

249
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,302
What's up, guys? Good to see you.
Good to see you. Good to see you.

250
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,306
All right. Let's all get back to work,
for chrissake, okay?

251
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,768
In my office, man. Let's see
what you bozos been up to lately.

252
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,334
You okay?

253
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,044
Hanging in?

254
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,962
What's it look like?

255
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,508
- What's this from A.P. D?
- Been checking with them to see...

256
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,177
...if they come across
that famous blue meth of yours.

257
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,846
Sure enough, last night.

258
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,474
Got themselves
an honest-to-God dealer.

259
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,977
I was thinking of cruising over
and saying hello.

260
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,188
Maybe you'd like to go with me?

261
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,691
Yeah. Well, all right.

262
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,694
You told me to my face
you weren't a cop, man.

263
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,322
I feel manipulated.

264
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,115
Thought we were gonna hang out.

265
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,826
We are hanging out, Badger.

266
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,370
You like Badger or Brandon?

267
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,667
I like people who don't, like,
abuse the Constitution.

268
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,043
Badger, listen.

269
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,003
Hey.

270
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,756
I'm trying to help you here, man.

271
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:39,636
Now, if you just tell me
who your supplier is...

272
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,764
...I think this can end
very well for you.

273
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,977
What're you doing, detective, talking
to my client without me present?

274
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,228
You sneaky Pete.

275
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,897
Which is which?

276
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,525
What, did the academy hire you
right out of the womb?

277
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,527
You guys get younger every...

278
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,404
What'd you say to baby face?

279
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,030
Did you say anything stupid?

280
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,241
By "anything stupid,"
I mean anything at all.

281
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,910
Look at you.
Mouth open, vocal chords a-twitter.

282
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,454
We'll talk about it later.
Right now, you out.

283
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,916
Ten minutes ago. Go on.
There are laws, detective.

284
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,294
Have your kindergarten teacher
read them to you.

285
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:16,214
Go grab a juice box.
Have a nap. Go on.

286
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760
All right.

287
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,680
Who do we have?

288
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,599
Brandon Mayhew.

289
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:29,102
Brandon Mayhew. All right.

290
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,688
Brandon Mayhew.

291
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:37,527
- Here we go. Public masturbation.
- What?

292
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,614
I don't get it. What's the kick?
Why don't you do it at home...

293
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,451
...with a big flat-screen TV,
50 channels of pay-per-view?

294
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,162
In a Starbucks. That's nice.

295
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,289
That ain't me, man. I...

296
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:54,252
I was the guy who was selling meth.
Allegedly.

297
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,339
Okay. All right. I got you.
Meth. Right.

298
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,674
Sorry, that was a little
transpositional error.

299
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,510
Nothing a little Wite-Out
can't take care of.

300
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,639
Yeah, and felony quantity.

301
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,141
- Just barely.
- Yeah, just barely.

302
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,394
The cops are like butchers.
Always got their thumbs on the scales.

303
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,480
But good luck arguing that in court.

304
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,399
Let me get down to brass tacks.

305
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,318
I'm gonna get you
a second phone call.

306
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,528
You're gonna call
your mommy or your daddy...

307
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,114
...or your parish priest
or your Boy Scout leader...

308
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,451
...and they're gonna
deliver me a check for $4650.

309
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,287
I'm gonna write that down
on the back of my business card.

310
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,040
Four-six-five-zero. Okay?

311
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,378
And I need that in a cashier's check
or a money order, doesn't matter.

312
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,047
Actually, I want it in a money order.

313
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,008
And make it out to
"Ice Station Zebra Associates."

314
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,678
That's my loan-out. It's totally legit.

315
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,930
It's done just for tax purposes.

316
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,683
And after that,
we can discuss Visa or MasterCard...

317
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:53,770
...but definitely not American Express,
so don't even ask. All right?

318
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,021
Any questions?

319
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,943
You're gonna get me off, right?

320
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:04,823
What do I look like, your high-school
girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting?

321
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:08,702
That's a joke, Brandon. Lighten up.

322
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,706
Son, I promise you this.

323
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:16,042
I will give you
the best criminal defense...

324
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,627
...that money can buy.

325
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,715
Yeah, but, Francesca,
I took these already.

326
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,633
Didn't I take these already?

327
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,803
It's on your head. You're not
supposed to double up on vitamin A.

328
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,888
It's bad for the liver.

329
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,600
Okay, who's next?

330
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,061
Did him. I did him.

331
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,522
That one went public defender.
Thanks for nothing.

332
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,817
What happened to my masturbator?
You got me all turned around.

333
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,902
Hang on. I'll get back to you.

334
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:47,866
I sense you're discussing my client.
Anything you care to share with me?

335
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,702
Sure. Your commercials?
They suck ass.

336
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,039
I've seen better acting
in an epileptic whorehouse.

337
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,999
Is that like the one
your mom works at?

338
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:59,002
Is she still offering
the two-for-one discount?

339
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,088
DEA, huh? For a street bust.

340
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,425
Now, what would two feds
want with that little twerp?

341
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,483
Sooner or later,
this was gonna happen.

342
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,027
You want your exponential growth...

343
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,279
...guys are gonna get busted.
Simple as that.

344
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:29,407
How about we get him a real attorney?
What the hell is this?

345
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,284
This is who he hires?

346
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,496
What? Are you kidding me?
This is the guy you want.

347
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,540
This is the guy I'd hire.

348
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,709
It's the guy you'd hire.

349
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,252
Look, you remember Emilio?

350
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,589
Okay, this dude got Emilio off,
like, twice. Okay?

351
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:49,344
Both times, they had him
dead to rights, yo. And then, poof.

352
00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:50,720
Dude is like Houdini.

353
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,722
Seriously,
when the going gets tough...

354
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,766
...you don't want a criminal lawyer.

355
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,311
You want a "criminal" lawyer.

356
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,313
Know what I'm saying?

357
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,025
Look, we're in good shape,
Mr. White.

358
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,486
Badger is way too loyal to roll.

359
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,655
Plus, he's scared shitless of me,
all right.

360
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:13,159
We pay four large. Cost of business.
Take it out of his payroll.

361
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,120
And it's only his first dealing rap...

362
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,914
...so, worst-case scenario,
you know, they plead him out.

363
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:21,668
He does five months picking up litter
in an orange jump suit.

364
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:26,840
So who goes inside?
I don't need them seeing my face.

365
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,592
Well, I don't need them
seeing my face.

366
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,887
Why not?
You look like his typical clientele.

367
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,556
Dick.

368
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,266
Fine.

369
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,477
We'll flip for it, all right? Call it.

370
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,689
Heads.

371
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,872
Mayhew? Mr. Mayhew?

372
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,721
Mr. Mayhew.

373
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:17,891
Nice of you to come down. Please.

374
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,350
Look at you.

375
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:23,563
Should I call the FBI
and tell them I found D.B. Cooper?

376
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:24,939
Joking.

377
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,233
L... Please, come on.

378
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:29,235
Come on. Please.

379
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,237
Hello.

380
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:34,616
Saul Goodman. Please sit.

381
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:42,081
So it's a shame that we have to meet
under these circumstances.

382
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:49,422
I believe you have
something for me?

383
00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,758
Oh, yes.

384
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:58,723
- Mayhew. Is that Irish or English?
- Irish.

385
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,768
Faith and begorra.
A fellow potato-eater.

386
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:04,354
My real name is McGill.

387
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,773
The Jew thing
I just do for the homeboys.

388
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:11,027
They all want a pipe-hitting member
of the tribe, so to speak.

389
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,489
I digress.
Good things are happening.

390
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:18,534
Fact is, your nephew is gonna
get out in no time.

391
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,370
That's wonderful, yeah.

392
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,956
There's still a few details
to be ironed out...

393
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,124
...but now that the DEA
is involved...

394
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:29,045
...I think he's looking
at time served, then probation.

395
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,632
So leave your number with Francesca,
and we'll be in touch.

396
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,467
- Excuse me, the DEA?
- Yeah.

397
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,263
That's the Drug Enforcement
Administration. The feds.

398
00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:43,476
I hope that I'm not
the breaker of bad news...

399
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:47,230
...but your nephew got mixed up
with some pretty nasty customers.

400
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:48,439
I understand that.

401
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,358
What does that have
to do with the DEA?

402
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,068
They're after some mystery man...

403
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,737
...some heavy-hitter
that goes by the name Heisenberg.

404
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,365
They want this guy
like the ax wants the turkey.

405
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,492
Seems young Brandon
may have information...

406
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,536
...that could lead to his arrest.

407
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,080
Jesus, cheer up.
This is good news.

408
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:06,833
I mean, Brandon fell head-first
into the doo-doo pile...

409
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:09,002
...and came up
smelling like Paco Rabanne.

410
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:13,339
Wait, wait. Look, I just... I think...

411
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:18,678
I just think that we should
review our options.

412
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,305
Options?

413
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,515
I'm gonna tell you
what your options are.

414
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:26,311
You got a grand total of two.
Option A: Brandon takes the deal.

415
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,688
Option B:
Brandon goes up to the penitentiary...

416
00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:31,524
...and gets his rectum
resized about yay big.

417
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:35,361
Look, look. What about reprisals?

418
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,363
I mean, if Badger...

419
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:43,036
If Brandon informs
on this Heisenberg...

420
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,204
I mean, what if, God forbid...

421
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:50,209
...that they decide to take revenge?

422
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,211
What have you been telling him?

423
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,840
The kid keeps spouting off about,
"If I talk, they'll kill me."

424
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,968
Right now, he's the only thing
holding up this deal.

425
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,847
- Good.
- No, that's not good. That's terrible.

426
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:06,142
Trust me, sir, your nephew
won't last in prison two weeks.

427
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:09,020
You let him take his chances
on the outside.

428
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,189
Maybe I can work
in some witness protection.

429
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:15,068
No, look, look.
These are vicious, desperate people.

430
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:20,239
I've been told that
one of them killed another man...

431
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:23,910
...by crushing his head
with an ATM machine.

432
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,580
People love to take credit
for the fun ones.

433
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:31,250
The guy who got his head smooshed
used to be a client of mine.

434
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,045
His wife killed him, all right?
It was open and shut.

435
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,756
Trust me, you folks have
nothing to worry about, okay?

436
00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:40,301
I'm gonna set your nephew straight,
get him singing like a canary...

437
00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,929
...all's right with the world.

438
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,141
Ten thousand dollars.

439
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:03,616
Ten thousand, cash to you.

440
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:08,496
I'm not saying to throw the case.

441
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:13,584
Just no talking to the DEA.

442
00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,130
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?

443
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,298
Yes.

444
00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,968
What's it going to be?

445
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,806
What, dude wouldn't take a bribe?

446
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,976
That dude in there?
Saul Goodman we're talking about?

447
00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:31,853
Yeah. "Morally outraged," he said.

448
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,479
Threatened to call the police.

449
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:38,651
- Wait, and Badger is gonna spill?
- Like the Exxon Valdez.

450
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,779
So, what do we do about it?

451
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,500
Hey, Francesca,
how about I follow you home?

452
00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:55,751
No.

453
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,628
For safety.

454
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,380
What?

455
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,135
God, you are killing me
with that booty.

456
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:19,358
Talk to me. Come on, talk to me, guys.
I don't know...

457
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:23,196
Come on, just tell me what you want.
Jesus!

458
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,532
Oh, no, no, no!

459
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,660
No, it wasn't me.
It was Ignacio. He's the one.

460
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,622
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

461
00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:37,376
Shut up, dude.

462
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,963
Shut up, all right?
Just speak English.

463
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:44,050
Lalo didn't send you? No Lalo?

464
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,803
- Who?
- Oh, thank God! Oh, Christ!

465
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,556
Oh, I thought...

466
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,726
What can I do for you, gentlemen?

467
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:56,354
Anything.
Just tell me what you need.

468
00:30:56,522 --> 00:31:00,650
This afternoon, an associate of ours
offered you $10,000.

469
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,401
You should have taken it.

470
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:05,696
Wait a minute.
This is in regards to what's-his-name?

471
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,324
Badger! Brandon Mayhew.

472
00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:11,035
The uncle. That was your guy?

473
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,997
No offense, but I don't take bribes
from strangers, you know?

474
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,542
Better safe than sorry.
That's my motto.

475
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:22,171
- But I'll take your money! Sure!
- No, that offer has expired, yo.

476
00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:26,300
It was kind of low anyways.
But okay, okay, I'll take it.

477
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,219
Just tell me what you need,
all right?

478
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,513
I'm easy. I'm gonna keep
a happy thought...

479
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:33,015
...and assume
this is just a negotiating tactic.

480
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:36,269
All right, listen to me very carefully.

481
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,354
You are going to give
Badger Mayhew...

482
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:41,691
...the best legal representation ever.

483
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,151
But no deals with the DEA.

484
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:48,030
All right? Badger will not identify
anyone to anybody.

485
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,783
If he does, you're dead.

486
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:55,204
Why don't you just kill Badger?

487
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:01,002
I mean, follow me, but
if a mosquito is buzzing around you...

488
00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,422
...and it bites you on the ass,
you don't go gunning for the attorney.

489
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:08,050
You go grab a fly swatter.
I mean, so to speak.

490
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,637
I mean, all due respect,
but do I have to spell this out for you?

491
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:15,266
- We're not killing Badger, yo.
- Then you got real problems, okay.

492
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,476
Because the DEA
will come down on your boy...

493
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,604
...like a proverbial ton of bricks.

494
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,897
I don't think
I'm going out on a limb here...

495
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,899
...but, hey,
he's not gonna like prison.

496
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:28,613
He's gonna sing like Celine Dion
regardless of what you do to me.

497
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:35,494
Mr. Mayhew?

498
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:41,834
Recognize your cough. Take that
mask off, you know. Get some air.

499
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,711
Go on.

500
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,511
- God.
- Take it easy.

501
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:55,348
Breathe in, breathe out.

502
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:59,435
All right. I'm gonna stand up, all right?
Because I got bad knees.

503
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,021
That's better.

504
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:06,359
Okay, now listen. The three of us
are gonna work this out.

505
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,069
Yeah? How?

506
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,030
First thing, you'll put a dollar
in my pocket, both of you.

507
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,035
You want attorney-client privilege,
don't you?

508
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,288
So that everything you say
is strictly between us.

509
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,375
I mean it. Put a dollar in my pocket.

510
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,210
Come on, make it official.

511
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,962
Come on, do it.

512
00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:31,008
That's it, come on. Just a dollar.

513
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:38,891
All right, now you, ski bum.
Come on. Give with the dollar.

514
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,601
- Go on.
- Be smart.

515
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,269
What?

516
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,733
- All I got is a five.
- I'll take a five.

517
00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:51,529
Come on, already.
Come on. Be cool.

518
00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:55,950
Okay, you're now both
officially represented...

519
00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:57,743
...by Saul Goodman and Associates.

520
00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:02,331
Your secrets are safe with me
under threat of disbarment.

521
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:06,043
Take the ski mask off. Feel like I'm
talking to the Weather Underground.

522
00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,922
Just do it.

523
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:17,930
Okay, so if a prison shanking
is completely off the table...

524
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,390
And we're sure of that?

525
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,519
No shanking!

526
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,022
All right, all right.

527
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:32,069
The way I see it is
somebody is going to prison.

528
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,867
It's just a matter of who.

529
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:42,580
All right. Lame-ass TV ads aside...

530
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:46,292
...your lawyer here,
he cooked you up a pretty killer deal.

531
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:47,752
Time served, no probation.

532
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:51,297
It's pretty slick.
Couldn't believe the judge went for it.

533
00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:54,592
Don't get cocky.
You ain't home free yet.

534
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,844
You don't give us
the name of your supplier...

535
00:34:57,012 --> 00:35:00,264
...you're going nowhere.
- The tough guy act is unnecessary.

536
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,767
This young man
is cooperating fully.

537
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,895
Is that right?
Yeah, you cooperating?

538
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,735
Okay, let's start with a name.

539
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,281
He just goes by Heisenberg.

540
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:18,824
Heisenberg, huh?

541
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,660
How old is this Heisenberg?

542
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:26,165
Old. Like 50 or 70 or something.

543
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,501
- Height?
- Average, I guess.

544
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,586
Medium height, medium weight.

545
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:33,798
- What color hair?
- No hair.

546
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,633
Dude is balder than you.

547
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,304
1963, James Edward Kilkelly...

548
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:43,015
...is convicted of stealing
a vending machine.

549
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:46,018
1975, breaking and entering.

550
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,854
1982, grand theft auto.

551
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:51,398
1984, armed robbery.

552
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:55,945
1987, 1992. You get the idea.
And here he is today.

553
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,030
Better known as Jimmy In-and-Out.

554
00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:03,744
City, State, and Federal, he's spent
44 of the last 58 years inside.

555
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:07,206
Entire life behind bars.

556
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,959
Jimmy provides
a very special service.

557
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:13,003
For a price,
Jimmy will go to prison for you.

558
00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:17,716
On purpose?
The guy goes to prison on purpose?

559
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,553
He's actually
more comfortable inside.

560
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,180
The outside world
hasn't been too kind to him.

561
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,226
Sometime during
the Clinton administration...

562
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:31,564
...Jimmy figured out how he could
use his talents to turn a profit.

563
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:40,865
- So when does all this happen?
- It's already happening.

564
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,366
The buy is set for tomorrow.

565
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,244
Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out,
everybody's happy...

566
00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:48,455
...and all it's gonna cost you
is 80 thousand and one pound...

567
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,165
...of your finest meth.

568
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:58,632
Eighty thousand dollars
for eight years of his life, huh?

569
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,051
First of all,
he's not gonna do eight years.

570
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,053
I'll represent him, and I guarantee...

571
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,765
...there'll be some unexpected
problems with the prosecution's case.

572
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,602
Secondly, he gets 30.
Fifty goes to me.

573
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,855
- You get 50? For what?
- For facilitating.

574
00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,733
Who's taking a bigger risk here?
He likes prison.

575
00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,943
You did bring the cash, didn't you?

576
00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:21,238
Look, if this option
is too expensive...

577
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,867
...you can still always... Badger
in the chow line.

578
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,262
Conscience gets expensive,
doesn't it?

579
00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:05,199
All right. There's our boy.

580
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,661
Right on time.

581
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,846
- Go back.
- What? All right, all right.

582
00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:44,863
So, what do you think?
They see us?

583
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,157
No, man, I think we're good.

584
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,665
Badger looks like
he's gonna throw up.

585
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,542
Give me those back.

586
00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,711
Just give them to me.

587
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,171
Oh, no.

588
00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:02,965
Where the hell is Jimmy?

589
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,175
Should've been here
10 minutes ago.

590
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:10,097
You think Jimmy is actually for real?
A guy who wants to be in prison?

591
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,683
There's more
than one kind of prison.

592
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,727
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?

593
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:17,396
There he is... Wait a minute.

594
00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:21,150
- Oh, no, no, no.
- What? What? Let me see.

595
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,903
- Who the hell is that?
- I don't know.

596
00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:31,577
Mr. Heisenberg, I presume.

597
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,288
Time to move?

598
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,623
Let's see the exchange.

599
00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:42,463
No, no. Oh, shit!

600
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,758
- What?
- Now he shows.

601
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,180
Okay, let's do this.

602
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,685
No, no.

603
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,438
Oh, my God.
Jimmy is on the wrong bench. Crap!

604
00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,732
We are screwed!

605
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,317
What are you doing?

606
00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:05,652
Hey, what are you doing?

607
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,617
I don't get it. What's the holdup?

608
00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:23,629
Where's the stuff, man?

609
00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:25,964
- Where are we going?
- Just shut up.

610
00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:33,055
Get out. Go stop him.

611
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,682
The DEA is right there.
If they see me, we're screwed.

612
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,392
Get out. I'll do something.

613
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,603
- What?
- Just go!

614
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,660
Hank, I thought that was you.

615
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,453
Schrader, I'm blocked.

616
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,414
- Walt, not a good time.
- How you doing? You feeling okay?

617
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:00,624
Schrader, I'm blocked.

618
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,335
We're working.
You gotta get out of here.

619
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:06,880
- Working? Oh, like DEA working?
- Schrader, we're missing it. Schrader.

620
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,133
Is something going down?

621
00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:13,929
Wrong guy, wrong guy.
Other bench.

622
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:21,854
Walt, Walt.

623
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:24,189
- Walter, move your ass now.
- Okay.

624
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,191
Listen, I'll just go, leave you alone.

625
00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:29,194
- We'll talk about it later. Just floor it.
- Should I back up?

626
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:30,821
- Go that way.
- Forward is better?

627
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,865
I'll be out of the way there.
Okay, okay.

628
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,534
I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.

629
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:38,328
- I'll leave you alone.
- We'll talk later. Just go.

630
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,957
Where'd he go?
Where the hell did he go?

631
00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:47,171
Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Got him.

632
00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:56,805
- Looks like it's going down.
- Take him.

633
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,816
Freeze! Hey, right there.
Don't move.

634
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:11,653
Come on, get him up.

635
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,123
Jesus!

636
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,959
I think they bought it.

637
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:30,756
<i>Absolutely.</i>

638
00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:34,343
Textbook bust, sir. Yes, sir.

639
00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:37,095
Looks like we got a full pound
of the blue stuff.

640
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:42,059
Oh, and Heisenberg's real name?
James Kilkelly.

641
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:47,439
Thank you. Thank you very much.
It was my pleasure.

642
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:15,509
Hey.

643
00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,012
You weren't home,
so I let the delivery guys in.

644
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,641
- I hope that's okay.
- Absolutely.

645
00:43:31,985 --> 00:43:34,194
So you bought a bed.

646
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,780
Yeah.

647
00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:39,074
What is that, a king?

648
00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,161
Pillow top?

649
00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:23,285
Oh, my God.
You really are a chemistry teacher.

650
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:29,750
You mind?

651
00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,048
I was terrible at chemistry.

652
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:38,884
I'm more of a humanities guy.

653
00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:41,678
- How did you find me?
- We should talk about that.

654
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:46,224
It should be much, much harder
for people to track you down.

655
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,060
My PI charged me for three hours...

656
00:44:48,227 --> 00:44:51,229
...so I seriously doubt
it took him more than one.

657
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:57,277
So this is what, blackmail?

658
00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,196
Walter, I'm your lawyer.

659
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:03,825
Anything you say to me
is totally privileged.

660
00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:06,578
I'm not in the shake down racket.

661
00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,206
I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers
need lawyers, right?

662
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:12,542
Especially drug dealers.

663
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:17,005
So, what, you're just doing this
out of the kindness of your heart?

664
00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:20,842
Come on.
Have you seen my hourly rate?

665
00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:24,096
By the way,
where do you keep the money?

666
00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:28,600
Is it in your mattress? Is it in a jelly jar
buried in the side yard?

667
00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:31,770
This kid Mayhew may be the first
of your guys to get picked up...

668
00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,271
...but he won't be the last.

669
00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:37,025
And if I can find you,
how far behind can the cops be?

670
00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,652
I don't understand.

671
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:41,738
What exactly are you
offering to do for me?

672
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:46,284
What did Tom Hagen
do for Vito Corleone?

673
00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:49,788
I'm no Vito Corleone.

674
00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:52,749
No shit. Right now, you're Fredo.

675
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,459
But with some sound advice...

676
00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:57,045
...and the proper introductions,
who knows?

677
00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:59,214
I'll tell you,
you've got the right product.

678
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:02,175
Anything that gets the DEA's panties
in this big a bunch...

679
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,052
...you're on to something special.

680
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:08,640
And I would like to be
a small and silent part of it.

681
00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,269
Food for thought, yeah?

682
00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:22,154
So if you wanna make more money
and keep the money that you make...

683
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,490
..."Better call Saul!"