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- Hey.
- Hi, how was the screening?

2
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Oh, Sheldon invoked Rosa Parks

3
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to make somebody, who cut the line,
feel bad,

4
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but only the white people felt bad.

5
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I should have never
bought him that coloring book

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that explains Black History Month.

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How'd it go with my mother?

8
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You know, it started a little rocky,
but I think we got to a good place.

9
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Wow. Well done. (CHUCKLES)

10
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Yeah, and when I dropped her off
at the hotel,

11
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she even gave me a hug.

12
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Did she think you were choking?

13
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I'm sorry, that's great.
Thank you for spending time with her.

14
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No problem.

15
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So, listen, I don't know
if you have any plans next weekend,

16
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but I kind of promised your mom
we'd have another wedding ceremony

17
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so she could attend this time.

18
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Wait, we're gonna get married again?

19
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Yeah, kind of, but now
we can invite our friends and family.

20
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Seems like a lot of trouble for a hug.

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Come on, it'll be fun. And you know,
your mom was genuinely hurt

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we didn't invite her to the first one.

23
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Well, in our defense,
it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment thing.

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And also, we don't like her.

25
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Leonard, come on, she's your mom.

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If we can do something to make her happy,
why wouldn't we?

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I just said why. We don't like her.

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Okay, look, forget about her,
let's do it for us.

29
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We can keep it small and informal,
and this time we can invite our families.

30
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Is your brother out of prison?

31
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Thanks to overcrowding, yeah.

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I'd love it if my dad could come.

33
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Oh! You have to invite him.
I haven't seen him since the divorce.

34
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Oh, he is like a different man.

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He stopped twitching,
and I think he grew an inch and a half.

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Well, then it's settled.

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Yay!

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God, it's so funny, I never thought
my second marriage would be to you.

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

40
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Okay, so, it's not a legal ceremony,

41
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it's just a chance for us
to redo our vows

42
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so everyone can be part of it.

43
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So, there's no maid of honor?

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- No.
- Hmm.

45
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But if I were to, say,
wear a purple satin dress

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with a sweetheart neckline
and stand near you,

47
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you wouldn't be able to stop me, right?

48
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- I don't see how I could.
- (LAUGHS)

49
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Then I graciously accept. (CHUCKLES)

50
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Who's going to officiate?

51
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I was kind of hoping you would.

52
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Wait, now I'm just
some lousy maid of honor? What?

53
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Hey, good news. I just got off the phone
with my mother.

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She is coming to the wedding.

55
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Okay, you're inviting people
to our wedding?

56
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Yes, I'm inviting people to our wedding.

57
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Yeah, I've already asked Stephen Hawking
and Robert Downey, Jr.,

58
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and now, don't get your hopes up,
'cause he's pretty busy, but Erno Rubik.

59
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Who's Erno Rubik?

60
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Seriously?

61
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He invented the Rubik's Cube.

62
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Okay, fine, but why would you invite him
to our wedding?

63
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Because despite his fame and fortune,
he strikes me as a lonely man.

64
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Well, it's very sweet of you
to go to all this trouble

65
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for Leonard's mother.

66
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You know, I'm also doing it for Leonard.

67
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I think
this could really help their relationship.

68
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How dare you invite your father
without consulting me?

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I'm sorry,
but I don't think I need your permission

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to have my father at my wedding.

71
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You do understand our marriage ended
because he had an affair.

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I know, and there's no excuse for that.

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He claimed I was cold, emasculating,

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and hadn't shown him
any physical affection for years.

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I was wrong,
there's three excuses for that.

76
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Oh, my God, it's working.

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- You sure?
- Look.

78
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The system is maintaining
its own stability.

79
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The quantum vortex apparatus
is now controlling the orientation.

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You're right. You realize what this means?

81
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Yeah.

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I do.

83
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It's proof of concept.

84
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We've got a workable guidance system.

85
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Congratulations. (CHUCKLES)

86
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- Thanks.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

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(BEEPS)

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Hey, I just got an email
from the US Air Force.

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Open it.

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"We request a meeting
at your earliest convenience

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"regarding your quantum guidance system,
provisional patent 62/295118."

92
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That's weird.

93
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Is there a window around here
we don't know about?

94
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No, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

95
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Yeah, of course, what else could it be?

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Boy, do I love America!

97
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Thank you for picking me up.

98
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Oh, you're welcome.

99
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I was speaking to your young lady.

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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.

101
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Oh, please, call me Mary.

102
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Okay, Mary.

103
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You know, that doesn't work for me,
let's stay with "Mrs. Cooper."

104
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Sheldon, don't be silly.

105
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What? That's what I called you
until I got to know you better.

106
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It was so nice of Leonard and Penny
to invite me.

107
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- Well, actually...
- It sure was!

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I've always had a special place
in my heart for Leonard,

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taking care of my baby all these years.

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Excuse me, I take care of him.

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Sure you do.

112
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So, who else is coming to this shindig?

113
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Oh, well, the usual gang.
Penny's family's coming tomorrow.

114
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Yeah, Leonard's mother's already here.

115
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Oh, Beverly, how nice.

116
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You've met her, right?

117
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Yes, I have.

118
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Mother, she's an atheist, not a vampire.

119
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Either way,
let's stop and get some garlic.

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So, Mary, how have you been?

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Thank you so much for asking.
I've been well, and you?

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- Very good.
- Good.

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I don't know what we were worried about,
they're getting along great.

124
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Sheldon tells me your husband's coming.

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My ex-husband.

126
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Oh, I'm so sorry.

127
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- Don't be.
- All right.

128
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Ooh. Chilly.

129
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I think I can see my breath.

130
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We can hear you.

131
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.

132
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I can't believe I was so naïve.

133
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The military is just gonna take over
the whole project.

134
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And you know what happens if we object.

135
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We disappear.

136
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(HOWARD CHUCKLES)

137
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Like, off the map!

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Like every American Idol winner
since season four.

139
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Come on, Howard, you're overreacting.

140
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(YELLS) Am I?
(WHISPERS) Am I?

141
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I mean, what do you wanna bet

142
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some black-ops guy
is reprinting my high school yearbook,

143
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and I'm no longer in it.

144
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That chess club picture is now just
David Zimmerman and Elaine Cho.

145
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Okay, look, I'm on the Air Force website,

146
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and the department that emailed you
is in charge of acquisitions.

147
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So, maybe they just wanna give you
a lot of money for your invention.

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Oh, please, that's not how it works.

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You saw <i>E. T., Avatar, Jurassic World.</i>
The military just shows up and takes over.

150
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You do realize
those weren't documentaries, right?

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(LAUGHS)

152
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I'm sorry, you find this funny?

153
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No, I was just thinking
about <i>Jurassic World.</i>

154
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Boy, that was terrible.

155
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Oh, we have to use the stairs.

156
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When are they gonna fix your elevator?

157
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I don't... Any day now.

158
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Well, the stairs are fine.

159
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ALFRED: Besides,
your mother's up there.

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Maybe I'll have a heart attack
and not have to see her.

161
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Hey, I know things are a little rough
with you and Mom,

162
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but I'm really glad you're here.

163
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Me, too.

164
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I should never have had that angioplasty,
because I feel fine.

165
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Penny's really looking forward
to seeing you.

166
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Ah, she's a sweetie.

167
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You got a good one there, Leonard.

168
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Thanks, Dad.

169
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How the hell did you do that?

170
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(CRUNCHES)

171
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(CRUNCHES)

172
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Isn't this nice?

173
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Hey, we're here.

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- Alfred, thank you for coming!
- Oh!

175
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- Well, happy to be here.
- Thanks.

176
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- And congratulations.
- Thank you.

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Dad, you remember Sheldon.

178
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- Dr. Hofstadter.
- Dr. Cooper.

179
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This is Sheldon's mother, Mary.

180
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- How do you do?
- Nice to meet you.

181
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And his girlfriend, Amy.

182
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- A pleasure.
- Hi.

183
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And of course, Mom.

184
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Hello, my hateful shrew.

185
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Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard.

186
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All right, now I'm starting to sense
a little tension.

187
00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,191
All right, you two, don't start.

188
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,904
Penny and I
are throwing this second wedding

189
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,159
for your benefit.

190
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,444
Can you please not ruin it?

191
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,204
Of course. I'm sorry.

192
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,740
Look at that, you can apologize.

193
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,328
- Mom!
- I'm sorry.

194
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,793
You know, the Bible says forgiveness...

195
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,249
- Mom!
- I'm sorry.

196
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,175
Who's hungry? We have a reservation
at the best restaurant in town.

197
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That only got
three and a half stars on Yelp.

198
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,886
- Sheldon.
- I'm not sorry, that's true.

199
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,388
I don't know what to do.
It's the Air Force.

200
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,520
I mean, should I respond to their email?
Ignore it?

201
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:38,972
You can't ignore it.

202
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,688
It's not that postcard that says
it's time to go back to the dentist.

203
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,395
Guys, come on,
we're meeting everyone for dinner.

204
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:49,487
One sec. I'm just afraid if I respond,
then they'll know I got it.

205
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,402
Dude, the minute you opened that email,
they knew you got it.

206
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,867
I mean, they're probably looking at you
through the camera right now.

207
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,326
Damn.

208
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,242
I love America.

209
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,250
Are you done with this nonsense?

210
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,667
It's not nonsense.
This is how the US military works.

211
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,085
If it's even the US military.

212
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:11,221
It could be foreign military
pretending to be American.

213
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,590
You're right. We turn our guidance system
over to them,

214
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,508
next thing we know,
they're using it against us.

215
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,563
I also love the enemies of America.

216
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,868
Penny, I hope the example
of my failed marriage to Leonard's father

217
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,122
doesn't discourage you from the commitment
you've made to one another.

218
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,032
No, of course not.

219
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,041
Although, Alfred and I had a lot more
going for us than you two.

220
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,963
Mom, please save something for the toast.

221
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,474
So, Alfred,
what is it that you do for a living?

222
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,978
Oh, I'm an anthropologist.
I study ancient peoples and cultures.

223
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,810
My goodness!
So, all the way back to the Flood.

224
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,683
(LAUGHS)

225
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,518
Don't laugh, she wasn't joking.

226
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,653
Play with your phone.

227
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,828
Well, on that note,
there are many cultures

228
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,865
that have an apocalyptic flood
as part of their mythology.

229
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:23,247
I don't have a mythology,
I have the unerring word of God.

230
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,503
- But that's very interesting.
- Oh!

231
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,666
I didn't mean to disparage your faith.
Actually, I admire it.

232
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,004
- Really?
- Yes.

233
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,669
I'm an agnostic, myself,

234
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:38,183
but I have prayed many times to God
to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.

235
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,604
Well, he came close. He turned her
into a giant block of ice.

236
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,973
(BOTH LAUGHING)

237
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,691
Howard, there must be someone
at the university you can go to for help.

238
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,480
Are you kidding?

239
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,571
They're probably the ones who leaked it
to the military in the first place.

240
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,864
What about the guy on the <i>Channel 4</i> news?

241
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:03,541
You know? "Four on your side."
Maybe he can be on your side.

242
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,708
I'm being harassed by the government.

243
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,339
I'm not trying to get to
the bottom of a dog-walking scam.

244
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,173
Ugh. Stop.

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You know what's really happening?

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All the movies you've watched,
the TV shows, the comic books,

247
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they've completely twisted your thinking.

248
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No one's after you,
no one's listening to you,

249
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no one cares about you.

250
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I'd like to think

251
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the "Four on your side" guy
cares about me.

252
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,489
You know, Beverly, I know you and Alfred
have your differences.

253
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But if you think about it,
if you hadn't married him,

254
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- there'd be no Leonard.
- (CHUCKLES)

255
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So, that's good, right?

256
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,702
Yeah.

257
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(SIGHING)

258
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,627
Is that Howard in front of us?

259
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,167
Oh, maybe. Hey, get closer.

260
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,718
God, I think someone's following us.

261
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:02,971
You're being ridiculous.

262
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,478
I'm not being ridiculous. He's right
on my tail. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

263
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Turn left here
and see if he turns with us.

264
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,436
Oh! Why is he turning here?
The restaurant's the other way.

265
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,732
I don't know. He uses that traffic app,
maybe there's an accident.

266
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,400
Oh! So follow him.

267
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,578
Oh, no!

268
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I told you.

269
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,410
It's probably just a coincidence.

270
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Speed up a little,
see if he stays with you.

271
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,627
Well, go faster, you're losing him.

272
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What is his hurry?

273
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,626
You know what? Flash your lights,
let him know it's you.

274
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,555
He's flashing his lights.
What's that mean?

275
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I think he wants us to pull over.

276
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Do not pull over!
I'm not raising this baby alone!

277
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Hang on!

278
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,896
So, after your husband passed,
you never remarried?

279
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,941
No. Just focused on work and the church.

280
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Ah! And what do you do?

281
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I work at the church.

282
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,867
Well, they're lucky to have you.

283
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,494
Well, thank you.

284
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,791
You're welcome.

285
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,995
Do you realize what's happening here?

286
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,754
Yeah, I do.

287
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,003
They're filling up on bread
and ruining their meal.

288
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- Hey.
- Hey, what took you guys so long?

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00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,383
We were following Howard,
but for some reason

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he turned off his headlights
and went up a one-way street.

291
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,183
So, what did we miss?

292
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Oh, just Mary and I
getting to know each other a little.

293
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,563
Leonard, your father's just charming.

294
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,694
He's also broke. Did he mention that?

295
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,200
Okay, Mom, you sit over there.

296
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You know, I'm gonna call Bernadette
and see what's keeping them.

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Well, if I'd known you were broke,

298
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I wouldn't have made a big deal
about the bread.

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Hey, Penny.

300
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What are you talking about?

301
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Oh, that was you?

302
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(CHUCKLES)

303
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,348
Long story.
Why don't you go ahead and eat?

304
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:10,724
We're gonna be a while.

305
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,694
I'm telling ya, I'm not on drugs.
The government's out to get me!

306
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,906
Now, one of the more exciting things
we found recently

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is that Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens
frequently mated with each other.

308
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,085
Well, that certainly explains
my marriage to Sheldon's father.

309
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(LAUGHING)

310
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That's funny because my father
was not a very clever man.

311
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,003
I'd be lost without you.

312
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:46,797
(CLINKING)

313
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,973
I would like to propose a toast
to my wife and bride-to-be.

314
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,396
- Now, see, that's funny because...
- Back to your phone.

315
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Penny,

316
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,103
I've always known I loved you.

317
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:04,991
But this last year has shown me
that I also love being married to you.

318
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Thank you for saying yes.

319
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,612
Thanks for asking until I did.

320
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- Hear, hear.
- Cheers.

321
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,171
I would also like to make a toast.

322
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,413
Aww.

323
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:23,342
Leonard, I am so happy
that you have found a woman

324
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who loves and cares for you.

325
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,592
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

326
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,891
Why don't you take a pill?

327
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,472
Like you did before sex?

328
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,893
What I really needed was a blindfold.

329
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,938
All right, everyone, calm down.

330
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,273
Let's all remember
what it says in the Bible,

331
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"He who is slow to anger
is better than the mighty."

332
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,235
Oh, dear woman,
can you please read another book?

333
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,988
When God writes one, I will.

334
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,576
(CLEARS THROAT)

335
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,288
Um...

336
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,258
If we wanna order the soufflé,
we might wanna get on that.

337
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,848
Leonard, if you don't mind,
I think I'm a little tired.

338
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,804
I'm gonna call it a night.

339
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,470
- Sure, Dad.
- I'm a little tuckered out myself.

340
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,388
I will see you all in the morning.

341
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,150
- Would you like to share a cab?
- That would be fine.

342
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,936
- Where you staying?
- I'm at the Westin.

343
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,525
Well, so am I.
Could I interest you in a nightcap?

344
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,940
I think that you could.

345
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,330
What is happening there?

346
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,916
I think it's pretty obvious.

347
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,535
They don't want dessert
'cause they filled up on bread.

348
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,883
She's still not answering.

349
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,716
My father's not texting me back.

350
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,855
'Cause they both turned their phones off.

351
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,112
I don't like this at all.

352
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,023
I don't like it, either.

353
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,237
Really?

354
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,193
(LAUGHS) Because I love it.

355
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(LAUGHING)

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