1 00:00:08,599 --> 00:00:10,600 I've never seen him this happy before. 2 00:00:10,602 --> 00:00:11,751 That's because you've never seen him 3 00:00:11,753 --> 00:00:14,104 on "Restock the Medicine Cabinet Day." 4 00:00:14,106 --> 00:00:15,421 Look! 5 00:00:15,423 --> 00:00:17,891 A new topical antihistamine with lidocaine. 6 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:19,125 Wow! 7 00:00:19,127 --> 00:00:21,945 I can't wait until I get a rash. 8 00:00:21,947 --> 00:00:26,399 Oh, Gas-X has a new ultra strength. 9 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:30,487 I guess they really do read their mail. 10 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:33,123 Hey, isn't that Professor Proton? 11 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:34,774 Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:41,398 Look at him, just standing in line 13 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,135 like he wasn't moderately famous 30 years ago. 14 00:00:45,137 --> 00:00:46,670 Let's go say hello. 15 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,955 Oh, maybe we shouldn't bother him. 16 00:00:48,957 --> 00:00:51,124 I'm not going to bother him, I'm going to talk to him. 17 00:00:51,126 --> 00:00:54,811 He thinks there's a difference. 18 00:00:54,813 --> 00:00:56,062 Arthur? 19 00:00:56,064 --> 00:00:57,814 Arthur, it's me-- 20 00:00:57,816 --> 00:00:59,149 Sheldon Cooper. 21 00:00:59,151 --> 00:01:02,769 You may not remember because of your advanced age. 22 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:06,439 Trust me, I... I remember. 23 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,491 This is my girlfriend, Amy. 24 00:01:08,493 --> 00:01:10,860 Amy, this is television legend Arthur Jeffries. 25 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:14,981 His science show inspired millions of children. 26 00:01:14,983 --> 00:01:16,482 Hold-Hold-Hold on. 27 00:01:16,484 --> 00:01:20,370 You... You have a girlfriend? 28 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,039 Yes, and I've heard so much about you. 29 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:26,292 Hey look-- we're wearing the same orthopedic shoes. 30 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:30,329 I can't believe I dress like a celebrity. 31 00:01:31,749 --> 00:01:35,769 O-Okay, I get it now. 32 00:01:35,771 --> 00:01:38,788 Dr. Jeffries, hello again. Leonard Hofstadter. 33 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:42,275 Oh, oh, right, I remember your-your girlfriend. 34 00:01:44,011 --> 00:01:47,363 Is-Is she... is she here? 35 00:01:47,365 --> 00:01:49,149 No, she's not. 36 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:51,458 So, what prescription are you getting filled? 37 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:52,157 Sheldon. 38 00:01:52,182 --> 00:01:54,182 No. Wait, I want to guess. Don't tell me. 39 00:01:54,539 --> 00:01:58,041 I wasn't going to tell you. 40 00:01:58,043 --> 00:01:59,358 Sheldon, come on. 41 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,194 No, no, no. I'm really good at this. 42 00:02:01,196 --> 00:02:02,996 All right, give me a hint. 43 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:06,532 Does it involve difficulty initiating a stream of anything? 44 00:02:06,534 --> 00:02:12,272 Well, given my age, that's more than just a lucky guess. 45 00:02:12,274 --> 00:02:13,890 Hey, Sheldon, let's go mock the people 46 00:02:13,892 --> 00:02:17,043 buying homeopathic medicine-- you love that. 47 00:02:17,045 --> 00:02:18,428 But I'm hanging out with my friend, 48 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,378 and we're having fun. 49 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:21,514 Look how happy he is. 50 00:02:24,685 --> 00:02:28,054 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 51 00:02:28,056 --> 00:02:31,858 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 52 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,392 ♪ The Earth began to cool 53 00:02:33,394 --> 00:02:36,296 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 54 00:02:36,298 --> 00:02:38,248 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 55 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,967 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 56 00:02:40,969 --> 00:02:42,952 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 57 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,909 ♪ Bang! ♪ 58 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:48,911 ♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x07 ♪ The Proton Displacement Original Air Date on November 7, 2013 59 00:02:48,912 --> 00:02:53,912 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 60 00:02:53,938 --> 00:02:57,490 Bernie's having a girls' night on Friday at our place. 61 00:02:57,492 --> 00:02:58,741 You want to do something? 62 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:01,711 Actually, I'm busy. Doing what? 63 00:03:01,713 --> 00:03:04,247 There's a new sports bar over on Colorado Ave... 64 00:03:04,249 --> 00:03:06,816 You're going to girls' night. Yeah. 65 00:03:06,818 --> 00:03:10,119 You know they're making jewelry right? 66 00:03:10,121 --> 00:03:12,572 You think they came up with that? 67 00:03:12,574 --> 00:03:16,292 They were going to drink beer and play darts. 68 00:03:16,294 --> 00:03:17,293 What's up? 69 00:03:17,295 --> 00:03:19,596 Not his testosterone levels. 70 00:03:19,598 --> 00:03:21,347 Excuse me. 71 00:03:21,349 --> 00:03:23,883 I happen to be very comfortable with my masculinity. 72 00:03:23,885 --> 00:03:27,103 How is that possible? 73 00:03:28,807 --> 00:03:33,893 Hey, I got an email from Professor Proton. 74 00:03:33,895 --> 00:03:35,778 Goody! What's it say? 75 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,064 He's working on a paper about nano vacuum tubes, 76 00:03:38,066 --> 00:03:40,766 and wants to know if I'd take a look at it. 77 00:03:40,768 --> 00:03:42,768 That's strange. 78 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:45,622 That he would come to you for that and not me. 79 00:03:46,607 --> 00:03:48,941 Oh, I got two emails from him. 80 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:55,114 "Do you have Leonard's email address?" 81 00:03:55,116 --> 00:03:56,699 And... 82 00:03:56,701 --> 00:03:59,285 "Never mind, I found it." 83 00:04:00,287 --> 00:04:03,172 I can't believe he picked you over me. 84 00:04:03,174 --> 00:04:05,808 You don't want to read a paper by some old has-been 85 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:09,479 who hasn't done any real science in decades. 86 00:04:09,481 --> 00:04:11,114 Yeah, it's nothing to cry about. 87 00:04:11,116 --> 00:04:13,850 Sheldon Cooper does not cry. 88 00:04:13,852 --> 00:04:16,969 It's true, you'd rust. 89 00:04:20,391 --> 00:04:23,826 And to think I idolized that man. 90 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,495 And why? 91 00:04:25,497 --> 00:04:29,282 At the end of the day he's just another Hollywood phony. 92 00:04:29,284 --> 00:04:31,334 Is it really worth getting upset about? 93 00:04:31,336 --> 00:04:33,086 They say don't meet your heroes. 94 00:04:33,088 --> 00:04:34,704 Don't peek behind 95 00:04:34,706 --> 00:04:36,589 that curtain of fame and celebrity, 96 00:04:36,591 --> 00:04:39,042 because if you do, you'll see them as they really are-- 97 00:04:39,044 --> 00:04:43,046 degenerate carnival folk. 98 00:04:43,048 --> 00:04:45,765 Come on, he's a retired kids show host. 99 00:04:45,767 --> 00:04:46,716 That's even worse. 100 00:04:46,718 --> 00:04:48,885 Using the sweet candy of science 101 00:04:48,887 --> 00:04:51,304 to trick children into loving him. 102 00:04:51,306 --> 00:04:53,506 Pervert. 103 00:04:55,225 --> 00:04:57,477 Have you ever thought about 104 00:04:57,479 --> 00:05:00,346 why Arthur didn't want you to read his paper? 105 00:05:00,348 --> 00:05:01,814 Yes, I have. 106 00:05:01,816 --> 00:05:03,232 And my only conclusion 107 00:05:03,234 --> 00:05:05,485 is the prescription he was picking up the other day 108 00:05:05,487 --> 00:05:08,020 was for cuckoo pills. 109 00:05:08,022 --> 00:05:11,407 Maybe he found you, um, a bit much. 110 00:05:11,409 --> 00:05:13,876 That's kind of a stretch. 111 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,528 Look, when it comes 112 00:05:15,530 --> 00:05:17,964 to social skills, I've mastered the big three. 113 00:05:17,966 --> 00:05:19,832 There's the coy smile. 114 00:05:22,035 --> 00:05:23,469 There's the friendly chuckle. 115 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:28,891 There's the vocalization of sympathy. 116 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,727 Aw... 117 00:05:30,729 --> 00:05:35,381 That last one's tricky, I'm still working on it. 118 00:05:35,383 --> 00:05:37,317 From what I saw the other day, 119 00:05:37,319 --> 00:05:39,936 I could understand why he and... 120 00:05:39,938 --> 00:05:42,722 some people might find you... 121 00:05:44,325 --> 00:05:46,059 What? 122 00:05:47,995 --> 00:05:48,995 Doesn't matter. 123 00:05:48,997 --> 00:05:52,064 No, go ahead, say it. 124 00:05:52,066 --> 00:05:54,000 I know what it is. 125 00:05:54,002 --> 00:05:55,501 I've heard it my whole life. 126 00:05:55,503 --> 00:05:56,586 The word's "annoying". 127 00:05:56,588 --> 00:05:57,754 Go ahead, say it. 128 00:05:57,756 --> 00:05:59,572 Say it. Say I'm annoying. 129 00:05:59,574 --> 00:06:00,757 Sheldon... 130 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:02,375 Oh, it won't hurt my feelings. 131 00:06:02,377 --> 00:06:03,760 Go ahead, Amy, say I'm annoying. 132 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:06,262 I'm annoying. I'm annoying. 133 00:06:06,264 --> 00:06:07,864 I'm annoying. Yeah, now, uh... 134 00:06:07,866 --> 00:06:09,132 Now where are you going? 135 00:06:09,134 --> 00:06:11,250 Look, you know you want to say it-- say it. 136 00:06:11,252 --> 00:06:13,636 Say I'm annoying. Go ahead, say it. 137 00:06:13,638 --> 00:06:17,340 Say it. Say it. Amy, say it. 138 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:22,729 Well, she can't stand it when I'm right. 139 00:06:23,897 --> 00:06:25,615 This is fun. 140 00:06:25,617 --> 00:06:27,900 I'm going to feel like such a vixen wearing jewelry 141 00:06:27,902 --> 00:06:31,120 that doesn't have a list of medications I'm allergic to. 142 00:06:31,122 --> 00:06:33,072 Penny, how's it going over there? 143 00:06:33,074 --> 00:06:36,626 Good-- I'm just having little trouble with the glue. 144 00:06:37,611 --> 00:06:39,212 How do you not know how to use glue? 145 00:06:39,214 --> 00:06:41,364 Did you ditch pre-school? 146 00:06:41,366 --> 00:06:44,967 Yeah, but only because I was dating a second grader. 147 00:06:47,254 --> 00:06:48,788 Hello, everyone. 148 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:50,723 Okay, let me have it. 149 00:06:50,725 --> 00:06:53,459 Let's hear all the "Raj is a girl" jokes. 150 00:06:53,461 --> 00:06:54,811 Nope. 151 00:06:54,813 --> 00:06:57,630 Bernadette told me it isn't nice and I'm not allowed. 152 00:06:57,632 --> 00:06:58,648 Thank you. 153 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:00,066 So I won't be making fun of you, 154 00:07:00,068 --> 00:07:01,267 or the things you like, 155 00:07:01,269 --> 00:07:03,736 or the fact that you just want to have fun. 156 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:08,191 Howie, stop. 157 00:07:08,193 --> 00:07:10,359 Come on, look at what I'm making. 158 00:07:10,361 --> 00:07:13,196 Oh, that's actually pretty nice. 159 00:07:13,198 --> 00:07:14,313 I'm making a bracelet. 160 00:07:14,315 --> 00:07:16,115 Yeah, I'm just making a mess. 161 00:07:17,668 --> 00:07:21,387 You know, instead of beads and glue, 162 00:07:21,389 --> 00:07:22,922 you guys can use my soldering iron. 163 00:07:22,924 --> 00:07:24,590 You'd be able to make much cooler stuff. 164 00:07:24,592 --> 00:07:28,160 Oh, I think we're doing just fine, thank you. 165 00:07:28,162 --> 00:07:30,296 Actually, I'd kind of like to try that. Me, too. 166 00:07:30,298 --> 00:07:31,431 Be right back. 167 00:07:32,999 --> 00:07:35,685 When did I have pistachios? 168 00:07:40,859 --> 00:07:41,841 Arthur. 169 00:07:41,843 --> 00:07:43,342 Arthur. 170 00:07:44,813 --> 00:07:46,479 Arthur. 171 00:07:46,481 --> 00:07:48,981 Door knocker. 172 00:07:48,983 --> 00:07:50,867 That's TV money. 173 00:07:53,287 --> 00:07:55,738 Sheldon, what are you doing here? 174 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:58,491 I'm sorry, did I wake you? 175 00:07:58,493 --> 00:08:01,294 Of course you woke me, it's 7:30. 176 00:08:01,296 --> 00:08:04,363 Well, I would have been here sooner, 177 00:08:04,365 --> 00:08:06,198 but for some reason your home 178 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,502 isn't on this map of Hollywood stars. 179 00:08:09,504 --> 00:08:11,504 What do you want, Sheldon? 180 00:08:11,506 --> 00:08:14,206 It's been pointed out by my girlfriend 181 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:17,477 that I may have been annoying to you. 182 00:08:17,479 --> 00:08:20,046 She sounds like a keeper. 183 00:08:20,048 --> 00:08:22,815 Anyway, I wanted to apologize. 184 00:08:22,817 --> 00:08:24,984 I am truly sorry. 185 00:08:24,986 --> 00:08:27,153 All right, apology accepted. Have a nice night. 186 00:08:27,155 --> 00:08:30,490 No, no, now that... we've cleared the air, 187 00:08:30,492 --> 00:08:33,242 I wanted to discuss another matter with you. 188 00:08:33,244 --> 00:08:35,244 Sheldon, in a couple hours, I have to get up, 189 00:08:35,246 --> 00:08:39,832 pee and then wander around the house. 190 00:08:44,237 --> 00:08:46,539 Well, then, I'll make this quick. 191 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:49,909 Um, I want to talk about the paper you sent Leonard. 192 00:08:49,911 --> 00:08:51,844 Now, I know he said it's promising 193 00:08:51,846 --> 00:08:53,596 and he's going to collaborate on it, 194 00:08:53,598 --> 00:08:56,048 but now that you and I are friends again, 195 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:57,517 I am at your disposal. 196 00:08:57,519 --> 00:08:59,352 Frankly, lending my name 197 00:08:59,354 --> 00:09:02,104 and reputation to it will help, because a lot of people think 198 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:04,473 that you're a washed-up has-been. 199 00:09:04,475 --> 00:09:07,259 Or dead. 200 00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:10,897 I should be so lucky. 201 00:09:10,899 --> 00:09:13,098 So, uh, what do you say? 202 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,201 You know, if it's all the same with you, 203 00:09:15,203 --> 00:09:17,236 I think I'll stick with Leonard. 204 00:09:17,238 --> 00:09:19,372 It's because I'm annoying, right? 205 00:09:19,374 --> 00:09:21,240 I know it is. Say it. 206 00:09:21,242 --> 00:09:22,942 Say it. Say I'm annoying. 207 00:09:22,944 --> 00:09:24,293 Good night. Say it. 208 00:09:24,295 --> 00:09:26,445 Arthur, say it. Say I'm annoying. 209 00:09:26,447 --> 00:09:28,113 Say it. Say it. 210 00:09:28,115 --> 00:09:30,466 I'm annoying. Say it. 211 00:09:30,468 --> 00:09:33,052 You're annoying! 212 00:09:46,641 --> 00:09:48,691 If you would have told me when I was a kid 213 00:09:48,693 --> 00:09:50,527 that someday I would be doing science 214 00:09:50,529 --> 00:09:53,863 next to Professor Proton, I would not have believed you. 215 00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:55,331 If someone had told me 216 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,617 that people would still call me Professor Proton 217 00:09:57,619 --> 00:09:59,452 when I was 83 years old, 218 00:09:59,454 --> 00:10:02,188 I never would have quit smoking. 219 00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:07,377 I'm sorry, Dr. Jeffries, I'm just excited. 220 00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:10,747 This nano vacuum tube idea of yours is really interesting. 221 00:10:10,749 --> 00:10:11,748 Hello, Leonard. 222 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,466 Oh, hello, Arthur. 223 00:10:13,468 --> 00:10:16,035 What an odd coincidence that you're both here. 224 00:10:16,037 --> 00:10:17,387 Why is it odd? 225 00:10:17,389 --> 00:10:20,373 Because as it just so happens, I'm also spending the day 226 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:23,376 with a beloved children's television science personality. 227 00:10:23,378 --> 00:10:25,595 Isn't that right, new friend and colleague, 228 00:10:25,597 --> 00:10:27,730 Bill Nye the Science Guy. 229 00:10:32,386 --> 00:10:35,655 Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model. 230 00:10:36,657 --> 00:10:38,274 Wow, Arthur Jeffries. 231 00:10:38,276 --> 00:10:39,558 It's an honor to meet you. 232 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,778 My show never would have happened without yours. 233 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:43,997 That's what I told my lawyers. 234 00:10:45,565 --> 00:10:47,333 Mr. Nye, hello. 235 00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:50,086 I'm sorry he got you involved in this nonsense. 236 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:53,089 He said I'd be speaking to a class. 237 00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:55,425 No, I said you were teaching someone a lesson. 238 00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:56,626 Now let's go. 239 00:10:58,295 --> 00:10:59,762 What are you guys working on? 240 00:10:59,764 --> 00:11:01,798 Oh, uh, we're making nano vacuum tubes. 241 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,049 Oh... 242 00:11:03,051 --> 00:11:04,583 That's interesting. 243 00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:06,302 Haven't you stolen enough from me? 244 00:11:06,304 --> 00:11:08,805 Back off, bow tie! 245 00:11:13,894 --> 00:11:15,311 Hey, guys... 246 00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:16,946 What do you think? 247 00:11:16,948 --> 00:11:19,232 Wow, Penny, good job. 248 00:11:19,234 --> 00:11:21,117 Thanks. Target, $4.99. 249 00:11:21,119 --> 00:11:22,285 I'm getting a drink. 250 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:24,921 What are you working on? 251 00:11:24,923 --> 00:11:26,823 Oh, I'm making a necklace for my mom. 252 00:11:26,825 --> 00:11:27,907 That's sweet. 253 00:11:27,909 --> 00:11:29,108 Yeah, she and my dad are 254 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,576 going through a bit of a rough patch, 255 00:11:30,578 --> 00:11:31,628 so I wanted to do something to let her know 256 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:32,795 I was thinking about her. 257 00:11:32,797 --> 00:11:34,080 What's going on with them? 258 00:11:34,082 --> 00:11:35,014 They're just having 259 00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:36,549 a little trouble communicating. 260 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,718 My dad says it's because the sound of my mom's voice 261 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,053 makes him want to tear his ears off 262 00:11:40,055 --> 00:11:41,120 and sew them over his eyes 263 00:11:41,122 --> 00:11:42,639 so he never has to look at her again. 264 00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:45,958 Hi. 265 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,010 Hey, guys. Hello. 266 00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,277 Look who's here to put 267 00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:51,564 the "Jew" in "Jewelry Night"! 268 00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:56,185 Oh, sure, so it's fine when you say it. 269 00:11:57,271 --> 00:11:58,237 Sorry we're late. 270 00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,605 I wanted to swing by the lab 271 00:11:59,607 --> 00:12:02,258 and pick up some even cooler tools for us to use. 272 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,160 - I didn't know you were coming again. - Well, last week 273 00:12:04,162 --> 00:12:05,361 was a blast. 274 00:12:05,363 --> 00:12:08,581 Plus, I thought you might like having a guy here. 275 00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:13,419 It was not funny. 276 00:12:14,204 --> 00:12:16,089 So, what tools did you bring? 277 00:12:16,091 --> 00:12:17,590 Everything we need to make jewelry molds. 278 00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:19,359 Here's some silver, a crucible 279 00:12:19,361 --> 00:12:21,377 and an acetylene torch to melt it down. 280 00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,329 Ooh, that looks like fun. 281 00:12:23,331 --> 00:12:24,830 Maybe you should master glue 282 00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:27,800 before you move on to fire. 283 00:12:27,802 --> 00:12:29,218 Okay, who's up first? 284 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,437 Rajesh, do you want to make a bracelet for your mom 285 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:32,555 to go with the necklace? 286 00:12:32,557 --> 00:12:34,057 No, thanks. 287 00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:35,692 I was gonna make a necklace for my mom, 288 00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:38,111 but unfortunately, she doesn't have a neck. 289 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:43,015 She's just chins and fat and feet. 290 00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:49,205 Okay, we're almost ready to go. 291 00:12:49,207 --> 00:12:51,541 Once we bond the wires, we can test the tubes. 292 00:12:51,543 --> 00:12:54,827 This is so exciting, I-I feel... 293 00:12:54,829 --> 00:12:57,580 like I'm 75 again. 294 00:13:01,018 --> 00:13:02,701 Oh, God. 295 00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:04,053 What... what is it? 296 00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:05,221 Sheldon just sent me a picture 297 00:13:05,223 --> 00:13:07,190 of him and Bill Nye getting smoothies. 298 00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:12,378 Can-can I ask you a question? 299 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,479 Yeah, sure. 300 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:16,165 W-Why do you put up with Sheldon? 301 00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:20,069 Oh, uh, you know, because we're friends. 302 00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:24,273 Why? 303 00:13:25,442 --> 00:13:27,276 Wow, you ask really hard questions. 304 00:13:27,278 --> 00:13:28,561 Yeah. 305 00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:31,114 Look, I-I know he can be aggravating, 306 00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:32,698 but what you have to remember is that 307 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,167 he's not doing it on purpose. 308 00:13:34,169 --> 00:13:35,535 It's just how he is. 309 00:13:35,537 --> 00:13:38,721 But he's also loyal and trustworthy 310 00:13:38,723 --> 00:13:40,256 and we have fun together... 311 00:13:40,258 --> 00:13:43,793 You... you know you're describing a dog. 312 00:13:45,262 --> 00:13:47,096 He did bite me once. 313 00:13:48,515 --> 00:13:49,966 But in his defense, 314 00:13:49,968 --> 00:13:52,301 I came up behind him while he was eating, so... 315 00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:54,520 Yeah, they-they hate that. 316 00:13:56,774 --> 00:14:00,393 You know what, Sheldon is the smartest person I have ever met. 317 00:14:00,395 --> 00:14:03,646 And he's a little broken and he needs me. 318 00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:07,116 I guess I need him, too. 319 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:08,701 Why-why is that? 320 00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:11,454 Boy, you will not let this go, will you? 321 00:14:14,159 --> 00:14:15,608 Oh, geez. 322 00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,326 Another photo from Sheldon? 323 00:14:17,328 --> 00:14:19,045 No, I have to go pick him up. 324 00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:22,215 Bill Nye ditched him at the smoothie place. 325 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:26,285 He probably stole his wallet, too. 326 00:14:30,174 --> 00:14:31,641 You know, if you guys are interested, 327 00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:33,776 there's a technique where I can take a lock of your hair, 328 00:14:33,778 --> 00:14:35,561 refine it into carbon dust, 329 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:37,096 and use the hydraulic press at work 330 00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:38,848 to turn it into a tiny little diamond 331 00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:40,433 with your DNA in it. 332 00:14:40,435 --> 00:14:42,135 Oh, that's amazing! 333 00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:43,653 Yeah. See Bernie's engagement ring? 334 00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:46,155 That came right off my mom's back. 335 00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:48,007 He's kidding. 336 00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:50,910 If that were true, it'd be so much bigger. 337 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,247 "My name is Howard. 338 00:14:54,249 --> 00:14:55,481 "I can make your hair into diamonds. 339 00:14:55,483 --> 00:14:57,083 "My mom is morbidly obese. 340 00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:59,418 Everybody love me." 341 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,221 Whoa, where is that coming from? 342 00:15:02,223 --> 00:15:03,623 I'll tell you where it's coming from. 343 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,259 All you do is make fun of me for coming to girls' night 344 00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:08,044 and now you're here ruining it for everyone. 345 00:15:08,046 --> 00:15:09,328 Raj, cool it... 346 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:12,048 he's gonna make us hair diamonds. 347 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,383 How am I ruining anything? 348 00:15:14,385 --> 00:15:16,152 I'm just trying to help you make better jewelry. 349 00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:18,304 But this isn't about the jewelry. 350 00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:19,689 This is about me having a place 351 00:15:19,691 --> 00:15:21,724 where I can open up about my feelings. 352 00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:25,061 Since when can't you open up with me? 353 00:15:25,063 --> 00:15:26,612 There are just some things 354 00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:28,731 that I feel more comfortable sharing with the girls, 355 00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,299 because they won't make fun of me 356 00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:32,118 or and call me names, or ask me if my 357 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,570 "Koothrapanties are in a bunch." 358 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,676 Buddy, I was just joking around. 359 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,578 Yeah, well, sometimes your jokes hurt. 360 00:15:43,865 --> 00:15:45,214 Well, you're right. 361 00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:46,465 I didn't realize 362 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,134 I was making you feel that way. 363 00:15:49,503 --> 00:15:51,354 It was very brave of you to tell me. 364 00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:53,306 Thank you. 365 00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:54,807 It wasn't easy. 366 00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:58,377 They're gonna have sex 367 00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:01,080 before Sheldon and I do, I know it. 368 00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:06,736 Arthur. 369 00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:08,053 Hi, Sheldon. 370 00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:09,906 I'm surprised to see you here. 371 00:16:09,908 --> 00:16:11,657 Yeah, me, too. 372 00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:13,743 Somewhere around the third floor, 373 00:16:13,745 --> 00:16:17,229 I began to see a white light. 374 00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:20,499 I'll get Leonard. 375 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,218 No, no, no, I'm... 376 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,120 I'm here... I'm here to see you. 377 00:16:24,122 --> 00:16:26,255 If you're hoping to get in touch with Bill Nye, 378 00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:28,207 I can't help you. 379 00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:29,508 I've been informed that he's now 380 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,745 Bill Nye the Restraining Order Guy. 381 00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:35,214 No, I'm... 382 00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:38,217 I-I was thinking, if it isn't too much trouble, 383 00:16:38,219 --> 00:16:41,470 I'd like to get your opinion about my-my paper. 384 00:16:41,472 --> 00:16:43,439 Thank you. 385 00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:44,690 It would be an honor. 386 00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:46,475 Oh. Uh, great. 387 00:16:46,477 --> 00:16:48,144 Well, actually, I don't need that. 388 00:16:48,146 --> 00:16:50,730 I hacked into your e-mail account and read it. 389 00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:54,567 And... what did you think? 390 00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:57,119 Well, first, I think the fact that 391 00:16:57,121 --> 00:16:59,322 you use your birthday as a password 392 00:16:59,324 --> 00:17:01,741 is embarrassing. 393 00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:03,909 Mmm. Thank you. 394 00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:07,413 Second, um... 395 00:17:07,415 --> 00:17:09,966 I thought your paper was inspired. 396 00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:13,452 Oh, well, that... that means a lot to me. 397 00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:15,638 Can I invite you in for tea? 398 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,640 Uh, no, no. I-I really... 399 00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:19,124 I have... I have to run. 400 00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:20,476 Hey, Arthur. How are you? 401 00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:22,628 Well, I guess one cup wouldn't hurt. 402 00:17:30,303 --> 00:17:32,571 Oh, hey, buddy, what's up? 403 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,972 Well, I was feeling bad 404 00:17:33,974 --> 00:17:35,675 about how I acted the other night 405 00:17:35,677 --> 00:17:37,643 so I made you a little something. 406 00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:39,362 You didn't have to do that. 407 00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:40,329 Well, it was fun. 408 00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:41,664 I used some of the jewelry techniques 409 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:42,832 you taught us. 410 00:17:45,669 --> 00:17:48,587 It's a lightsaber belt buckle. 411 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,989 Wow, this is so cool, 412 00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:53,676 Thanks. Oh gets better. 413 00:17:56,347 --> 00:17:58,347 Wow! 414 00:17:58,349 --> 00:17:59,665 And that's not even the best part. 415 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,166 See? 416 00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:03,552 I have one, too. 417 00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:06,505 Check it out. 418 00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:08,808 You can wear yours and we can have little sword fights 419 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:10,676 whenever we want. 420 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:30,536 Yeah, and my eighth favorite episode of Professor Proton 421 00:18:30,538 --> 00:18:31,871 was "Alka-Seltzer Rocket." 422 00:18:31,873 --> 00:18:33,155 You said, "Plop, plop, 423 00:18:33,157 --> 00:18:34,740 "fizz, fizz, 424 00:18:34,742 --> 00:18:37,043 oh, what a blast-off it is." 425 00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:39,295 Remember? Remember that? 426 00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:40,496 Remember? 427 00:18:41,882 --> 00:18:42,999 He can't help it. He can't. 428 00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:44,333 He really can't. Oh! 429 00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:45,718 Wait here. 430 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,669 I'll get some Alka-Seltzer, 431 00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:47,837 we can build that rocket, 432 00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:49,722 and we can shoot it at Bill Nye's house. 433 00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:53,309 As long as I'm not within 500 feet of it. 434 00:18:58,465 --> 00:18:59,899 So, you, uh... 435 00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:02,568 you have... you have any... 436 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:04,654 single grandmothers? 437 00:19:06,673 --> 00:19:08,241 Sorry, they're both married. 438 00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:12,228 Good. Mmm. 439 00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,363 H-Happily? 440 00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:19,365 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man