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I've never seen him
this happy before.
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That's because
you've never seen him
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on "Restock
the Medicine Cabinet Day."
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Look!
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A new topical antihistamine
with lidocaine.
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Wow!
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I can't wait until I get a rash.
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Oh, Gas-X has
a new ultra strength.
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I guess they really do
read their mail.
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Hey, isn't that
Professor Proton?
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Oh, yeah.
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Look at him,
just standing in line
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like he wasn't moderately
famous 30 years ago.
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Let's go say hello.
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Oh, maybe we shouldn't
bother him.
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I'm not going to bother him,
I'm going to talk to him.
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He thinks there's
a difference.
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Arthur?
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Arthur, it's me--
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Sheldon Cooper.
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You may not remember because
of your advanced age.
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Trust me, I... I remember.
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This is my girlfriend, Amy.
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Amy, this is television legend
Arthur Jeffries.
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His science show inspired
millions of children.
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Hold-Hold-Hold on.
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You... You have a girlfriend?
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Yes, and I've heard
so much about you.
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Hey look-- we're wearing
the same orthopedic shoes.
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I can't believe
I dress like a celebrity.
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O-Okay, I get it now.
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Dr. Jeffries, hello again.
Leonard Hofstadter.
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Oh, oh, right, I remember
your-your girlfriend.
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Is-Is she... is she here?
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No, she's not.
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So, what prescription
are you getting filled?
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Sheldon.
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No. Wait, I want to guess.
Don't tell me.
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I wasn't going to tell you.
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Sheldon, come on.
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No, no, no.
I'm really good at this.
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All right, give me a hint.
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Does it involve difficulty
initiating a stream of anything?
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Well, given my age, that's more
than just a lucky guess.
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Hey, Sheldon, let's go
mock the people
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buying homeopathic medicine--
you love that.
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But I'm hanging out
with my friend,
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and we're having fun.
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Look how happy he is.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x07 ♪
The Proton Displacement
Original Air Date on November 7, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Bernie's having a girls' night
on Friday at our place.
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You want to do
something?
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Actually, I'm busy.
Doing what?
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There's a new sports bar
over on Colorado Ave...
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You're going to girls' night.
Yeah.
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You know they're making
jewelry right?
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You think they
came up with that?
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They were going to drink beer
and play darts.
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What's up?
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Not his
testosterone levels.
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Excuse me.
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I happen to be very comfortable
with my masculinity.
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How is that possible?
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Hey, I got an email
from Professor Proton.
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Goody!
What's it say?
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He's working on a paper
about nano vacuum tubes,
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and wants to know if I'd
take a look at it.
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That's strange.
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That he would come to you
for that and not me.
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Oh, I got two emails from him.
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"Do you have Leonard's
email address?"
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And...
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"Never mind, I found it."
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I can't believe
he picked you over me.
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You don't want to read a paper
by some old has-been
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who hasn't done any real
science in decades.
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Yeah, it's nothing
to cry about.
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Sheldon Cooper does not cry.
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It's true, you'd rust.
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And to think I idolized
that man.
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And why?
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At the end of the day he's just
another Hollywood phony.
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Is it really worth
getting upset about?
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They say don't meet your heroes.
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Don't peek behind
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that curtain of fame
and celebrity,
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because if you do, you'll see
them as they really are--
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degenerate carnival folk.
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Come on, he's a retired
kids show host.
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That's even worse.
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Using the sweet
candy of science
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to trick children
into loving him.
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Pervert.
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Have you ever thought about
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why Arthur didn't want you
to read his paper?
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Yes, I have.
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And my only conclusion
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is the prescription he was
picking up the other day
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was for cuckoo pills.
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Maybe he found you,
um, a bit much.
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That's kind of a stretch.
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Look, when it comes
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to social skills, I've
mastered the big three.
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There's the coy smile.
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There's the friendly
chuckle.
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There's the vocalization
of sympathy.
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Aw...
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That last one's tricky,
I'm still working on it.
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From what I saw the other day,
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I could understand
why he and...
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some people
might find you...
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What?
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Doesn't matter.
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No, go ahead, say it.
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I know what it is.
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I've heard it my whole life.
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The word's "annoying".
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Go ahead, say it.
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Say it.
Say I'm annoying.
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Sheldon...
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Oh, it won't hurt my feelings.
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Go ahead, Amy, say I'm annoying.
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I'm annoying.
I'm annoying.
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I'm annoying.
Yeah, now, uh...
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Now where
are you going?
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Look, you know
you want to say it-- say it.
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Say I'm annoying.
Go ahead, say it.
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Say it. Say it.
Amy, say it.
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Well, she can't stand it
when I'm right.
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This is fun.
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I'm going to feel like
such a vixen wearing jewelry
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that doesn't have a list
of medications I'm allergic to.
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Penny, how's it
going over there?
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Good-- I'm just having
little trouble with the glue.
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How do you not know
how to use glue?
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Did you ditch pre-school?
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Yeah, but only because I was
dating a second grader.
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Hello, everyone.
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Okay, let me have it.
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Let's hear all
the "Raj is a girl" jokes.
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Nope.
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Bernadette told me it isn't
nice and I'm not allowed.
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Thank you.
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So I won't be making
fun of you,
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or the things you like,
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or the fact that you
just want to have fun.
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Howie, stop.
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Come on,
look at what I'm making.
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Oh, that's actually pretty nice.
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I'm making a bracelet.
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Yeah, I'm just making a mess.
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You know, instead of
beads and glue,
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you guys can use
my soldering iron.
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You'd be able to make
much cooler stuff.
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Oh, I think we're doing
just fine, thank you.
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Actually, I'd kind of like to try that.
Me, too.
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Be right back.
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When did I have pistachios?
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Arthur.
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Arthur.
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Arthur.
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Door knocker.
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That's TV money.
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Sheldon,
what are you doing here?
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I'm sorry, did I wake you?
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Of course you woke me,
it's 7:30.
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Well, I would
have been here sooner,
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but for some reason your home
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isn't on this map
of Hollywood stars.
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What do you want, Sheldon?
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It's been pointed out
by my girlfriend
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that I may have been
annoying to you.
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She sounds like a keeper.
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Anyway, I wanted to apologize.
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I am truly sorry.
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All right, apology accepted.
Have a nice night.
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No, no, now that...
we've cleared the air,
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I wanted to discuss another
matter with you.
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Sheldon, in a couple hours,
I have to get up,
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pee and then wander
around the house.
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Well, then,
I'll make this quick.
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Um, I want to talk about
the paper you sent Leonard.
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Now, I know he said
it's promising
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and he's going
to collaborate on it,
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but now that you and I
are friends again,
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I am at your disposal.
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Frankly,
lending my name
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and reputation to it will help,
because a lot of people think
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that you're a washed-up
has-been.
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Or dead.
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I should be so lucky.
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So, uh, what do you say?
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You know, if it's
all the same with you,
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I think I'll stick with Leonard.
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It's because
I'm annoying, right?
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I know it is.
Say it.
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Say it.
Say I'm annoying.
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Good night.
Say it.
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Arthur, say it.
Say I'm annoying.
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Say it. Say it.
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I'm annoying.
Say it.
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You're annoying!
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If you would have told me
when I was a kid
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that someday I would
be doing science
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next to Professor Proton,
I would not have believed you.
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If someone had told me
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that people would still
call me Professor Proton
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when I was 83 years old,
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I never would have
quit smoking.
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00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:07,377
I'm sorry, Dr. Jeffries,
I'm just excited.
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This nano vacuum tube idea of
yours is really interesting.
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Hello, Leonard.
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Oh, hello, Arthur.
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What an odd coincidence
that you're both here.
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Why is it odd?
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Because as it just so happens,
I'm also spending the day
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with a beloved children's
television science personality.
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Isn't that right,
new friend and colleague,
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Bill Nye the Science Guy.
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Sorry, I replaced you
with a newer model.
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Wow, Arthur Jeffries.
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It's an honor
to meet you.
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My show never would have
happened without yours.
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That's what
I told my lawyers.
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Mr. Nye, hello.
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I'm sorry he got you
involved in this nonsense.
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He said I'd be
speaking to a class.
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00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:55,425
No, I said you were
teaching someone a lesson.
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Now let's go.
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What are you guys
working on?
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Oh, uh, we're making
nano vacuum tubes.
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00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,049
Oh...
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00:11:03,051 --> 00:11:04,583
That's interesting.
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00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:06,302
Haven't you stolen
enough from me?
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Back off, bow tie!
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00:11:13,894 --> 00:11:15,311
Hey, guys...
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What do you think?
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00:11:16,948 --> 00:11:19,232
Wow, Penny,
good job.
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00:11:19,234 --> 00:11:21,117
Thanks.
Target, $4.99.
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I'm getting a drink.
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What are you working on?
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Oh, I'm making
a necklace for my mom.
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That's sweet.
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00:11:27,909 --> 00:11:29,108
Yeah, she and
my dad are
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going through a bit
of a rough patch,
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so I wanted to do
something to let her know
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I was thinking
about her.
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What's going on
with them?
258
00:11:34,082 --> 00:11:35,014
They're just having
259
00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:36,549
a little trouble
communicating.
260
00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,718
My dad says it's because
the sound of my mom's voice
261
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,053
makes him want
to tear his ears off
262
00:11:40,055 --> 00:11:41,120
and sew them
over his eyes
263
00:11:41,122 --> 00:11:42,639
so he never has
to look at her again.
264
00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:45,958
Hi.
265
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,010
Hey, guys.
Hello.
266
00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,277
Look who's here to put
267
00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:51,564
the "Jew" in "Jewelry Night"!
268
00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:56,185
Oh, sure, so it's fine
when you say it.
269
00:11:57,271 --> 00:11:58,237
Sorry we're late.
270
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,605
I wanted to swing by the lab
271
00:11:59,607 --> 00:12:02,258
and pick up some even
cooler tools for us to use.
272
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,160
- I didn't know you were coming again.
- Well, last week
273
00:12:04,162 --> 00:12:05,361
was a blast.
274
00:12:05,363 --> 00:12:08,581
Plus, I thought you might like
having a guy here.
275
00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:13,419
It was not funny.
276
00:12:14,204 --> 00:12:16,089
So, what tools did you bring?
277
00:12:16,091 --> 00:12:17,590
Everything we need
to make jewelry molds.
278
00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:19,359
Here's some silver,
a crucible
279
00:12:19,361 --> 00:12:21,377
and an acetylene torch
to melt it down.
280
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,329
Ooh, that looks like fun.
281
00:12:23,331 --> 00:12:24,830
Maybe you should
master glue
282
00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:27,800
before you move
on to fire.
283
00:12:27,802 --> 00:12:29,218
Okay, who's up first?
284
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,437
Rajesh, do you want to make
a bracelet for your mom
285
00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:32,555
to go with the necklace?
286
00:12:32,557 --> 00:12:34,057
No, thanks.
287
00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:35,692
I was gonna make
a necklace for my mom,
288
00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:38,111
but unfortunately,
she doesn't have a neck.
289
00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:43,015
She's just chins
and fat and feet.
290
00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:49,205
Okay, we're almost ready to go.
291
00:12:49,207 --> 00:12:51,541
Once we bond the wires,
we can test the tubes.
292
00:12:51,543 --> 00:12:54,827
This is so exciting,
I-I feel...
293
00:12:54,829 --> 00:12:57,580
like I'm 75 again.
294
00:13:01,018 --> 00:13:02,701
Oh, God.
295
00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:04,053
What... what is it?
296
00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:05,221
Sheldon just sent me a picture
297
00:13:05,223 --> 00:13:07,190
of him and Bill Nye
getting smoothies.
298
00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:12,378
Can-can I ask you
a question?
299
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,479
Yeah, sure.
300
00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:16,165
W-Why do you put up
with Sheldon?
301
00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:20,069
Oh, uh, you know,
because we're friends.
302
00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:24,273
Why?
303
00:13:25,442 --> 00:13:27,276
Wow, you ask really
hard questions.
304
00:13:27,278 --> 00:13:28,561
Yeah.
305
00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:31,114
Look, I-I know
he can be aggravating,
306
00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:32,698
but what you have
to remember is that
307
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,167
he's not doing it
on purpose.
308
00:13:34,169 --> 00:13:35,535
It's just how he is.
309
00:13:35,537 --> 00:13:38,721
But he's also loyal
and trustworthy
310
00:13:38,723 --> 00:13:40,256
and we have fun together...
311
00:13:40,258 --> 00:13:43,793
You... you know
you're describing a dog.
312
00:13:45,262 --> 00:13:47,096
He did bite me once.
313
00:13:48,515 --> 00:13:49,966
But in his defense,
314
00:13:49,968 --> 00:13:52,301
I came up behind him
while he was eating, so...
315
00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:54,520
Yeah, they-they hate that.
316
00:13:56,774 --> 00:14:00,393
You know what, Sheldon is the
smartest person I have ever met.
317
00:14:00,395 --> 00:14:03,646
And he's a little broken
and he needs me.
318
00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:07,116
I guess I need him, too.
319
00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:08,701
Why-why is that?
320
00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:11,454
Boy, you will not
let this go, will you?
321
00:14:14,159 --> 00:14:15,608
Oh, geez.
322
00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,326
Another photo from Sheldon?
323
00:14:17,328 --> 00:14:19,045
No, I have to go
pick him up.
324
00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:22,215
Bill Nye ditched him
at the smoothie place.
325
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:26,285
He probably stole
his wallet, too.
326
00:14:30,174 --> 00:14:31,641
You know, if you guys
are interested,
327
00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:33,776
there's a technique where
I can take a lock of your hair,
328
00:14:33,778 --> 00:14:35,561
refine it into carbon dust,
329
00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:37,096
and use the hydraulic
press at work
330
00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:38,848
to turn it into
a tiny little diamond
331
00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:40,433
with your
DNA in it.
332
00:14:40,435 --> 00:14:42,135
Oh, that's amazing!
333
00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:43,653
Yeah. See Bernie's
engagement ring?
334
00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:46,155
That came right off
my mom's back.
335
00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:48,007
He's kidding.
336
00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:50,910
If that were true,
it'd be so much bigger.
337
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,247
"My name is Howard.
338
00:14:54,249 --> 00:14:55,481
"I can make your hair
into diamonds.
339
00:14:55,483 --> 00:14:57,083
"My mom is morbidly obese.
340
00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:59,418
Everybody love me."
341
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,221
Whoa, where is that coming from?
342
00:15:02,223 --> 00:15:03,623
I'll tell you
where it's coming from.
343
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,259
All you do is make fun of me
for coming to girls' night
344
00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:08,044
and now you're here
ruining it for everyone.
345
00:15:08,046 --> 00:15:09,328
Raj, cool it...
346
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:12,048
he's gonna make us
hair diamonds.
347
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,383
How am I ruining anything?
348
00:15:14,385 --> 00:15:16,152
I'm just trying to help you
make better jewelry.
349
00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:18,304
But this isn't
about the jewelry.
350
00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:19,689
This is about me having a place
351
00:15:19,691 --> 00:15:21,724
where I can open up
about my feelings.
352
00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:25,061
Since when can't you
open up with me?
353
00:15:25,063 --> 00:15:26,612
There are just some things
354
00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:28,731
that I feel more comfortable
sharing with the girls,
355
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,299
because they won't
make fun of me
356
00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:32,118
or and call me names,
or ask me if my
357
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,570
"Koothrapanties are in a bunch."
358
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,676
Buddy, I was just
joking around.
359
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,578
Yeah, well, sometimes
your jokes hurt.
360
00:15:43,865 --> 00:15:45,214
Well, you're right.
361
00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:46,465
I didn't realize
362
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,134
I was making you
feel that way.
363
00:15:49,503 --> 00:15:51,354
It was very brave
of you to tell me.
364
00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:53,306
Thank you.
365
00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:54,807
It wasn't easy.
366
00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:58,377
They're gonna
have sex
367
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:01,080
before Sheldon and
I do, I know it.
368
00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:06,736
Arthur.
369
00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:08,053
Hi, Sheldon.
370
00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:09,906
I'm surprised
to see you here.
371
00:16:09,908 --> 00:16:11,657
Yeah, me, too.
372
00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:13,743
Somewhere around
the third floor,
373
00:16:13,745 --> 00:16:17,229
I began to see
a white light.
374
00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:20,499
I'll get Leonard.
375
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,218
No, no,
no, I'm...
376
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,120
I'm here...
I'm here to see you.
377
00:16:24,122 --> 00:16:26,255
If you're hoping to get
in touch with Bill Nye,
378
00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:28,207
I can't help you.
379
00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:29,508
I've been informed
that he's now
380
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,745
Bill Nye
the Restraining Order Guy.
381
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:35,214
No, I'm...
382
00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:38,217
I-I was thinking,
if it isn't too much trouble,
383
00:16:38,219 --> 00:16:41,470
I'd like to get your opinion
about my-my paper.
384
00:16:41,472 --> 00:16:43,439
Thank you.
385
00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:44,690
It would be an honor.
386
00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:46,475
Oh. Uh, great.
387
00:16:46,477 --> 00:16:48,144
Well, actually,
I don't need that.
388
00:16:48,146 --> 00:16:50,730
I hacked into your e-mail
account and read it.
389
00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:54,567
And... what did you think?
390
00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:57,119
Well, first,
I think the fact that
391
00:16:57,121 --> 00:16:59,322
you use your birthday
as a password
392
00:16:59,324 --> 00:17:01,741
is embarrassing.
393
00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:03,909
Mmm. Thank you.
394
00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:07,413
Second, um...
395
00:17:07,415 --> 00:17:09,966
I thought your
paper was inspired.
396
00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:13,452
Oh, well, that...
that means a lot to me.
397
00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:15,638
Can I invite you
in for tea?
398
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,640
Uh, no, no.
I-I really...
399
00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:19,124
I have...
I have to run.
400
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:20,476
Hey, Arthur.
How are you?
401
00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:22,628
Well, I guess one cup
wouldn't hurt.
402
00:17:30,303 --> 00:17:32,571
Oh, hey, buddy,
what's up?
403
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,972
Well, I was
feeling bad
404
00:17:33,974 --> 00:17:35,675
about how I acted
the other night
405
00:17:35,677 --> 00:17:37,643
so I made you
a little something.
406
00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:39,362
You didn't have
to do that.
407
00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:40,329
Well, it was fun.
408
00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:41,664
I used some of
the jewelry techniques
409
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:42,832
you taught us.
410
00:17:45,669 --> 00:17:48,587
It's a lightsaber
belt buckle.
411
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,989
Wow, this
is so cool,
412
00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:53,676
Thanks.
Oh gets better.
413
00:17:56,347 --> 00:17:58,347
Wow!
414
00:17:58,349 --> 00:17:59,665
And that's not even
the best part.
415
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,166
See?
416
00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:03,552
I have one, too.
417
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:06,505
Check it out.
418
00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:08,808
You can wear yours
and we can have little sword fights
419
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:10,676
whenever we want.
420
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:30,536
Yeah, and my eighth favorite
episode of Professor Proton
421
00:18:30,538 --> 00:18:31,871
was "Alka-Seltzer Rocket."
422
00:18:31,873 --> 00:18:33,155
You said,
"Plop, plop,
423
00:18:33,157 --> 00:18:34,740
"fizz, fizz,
424
00:18:34,742 --> 00:18:37,043
oh, what a blast-off it is."
425
00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:39,295
Remember? Remember that?
426
00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:40,496
Remember?
427
00:18:41,882 --> 00:18:42,999
He can't help it.
He can't.
428
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:44,333
He really can't.
Oh!
429
00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:45,718
Wait here.
430
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,669
I'll get some Alka-Seltzer,
431
00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:47,837
we can build that rocket,
432
00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:49,722
and we can shoot it
at Bill Nye's house.
433
00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:53,309
As long as I'm not within
500 feet of it.
434
00:18:58,465 --> 00:18:59,899
So, you, uh...
435
00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:02,568
you have...
you have any...
436
00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:04,654
single grandmothers?
437
00:19:06,673 --> 00:19:08,241
Sorry, they're both married.
438
00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:12,228
Good.
Mmm.
439
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,363
H-Happily?
440
00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:19,365
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