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RAJ: If Bruce Banner is driving
a rental car and turns into the Hulk,

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do you think he's covered or

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does he need to
add the Hulk as an additional driver?

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You really need a girlfriend.

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(GASPING) Mailman's here!

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Aw. Remember when he used to
get that excited to see us?

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Do you have any mail
for Doctor Sheldon Cooper?

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I do, but I can't hand it right to you,
I have to put it in the box.

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And that is what
separates the U.S. Postal Service

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from those hippies at FedEx.

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Oh, goody.

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What is so exciting?

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It's a letter from Doctor Wolcott.

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We've been corresponding
about my string theory research.

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Wait, Robert Wolcott?
Like Wolcott's Theorem, Wolcott?

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The very same.

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RAJ: Didn't he go crazy
and cut off all contact with people?

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HOWARD: Yeah, he was driven mad
by a friend

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who kept wanting to
talk about the Hulk's car insurance.

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Oh, he's invited me
to his cabin for the weekend

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to discuss a breakthrough he's had.

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HOWARD: His cabin?

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Yes, he lives off the grid
up in the mountains.

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So, you're gonna
go to the middle of nowhere

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and spend the weekend
with a crazy man you've never met?

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Yes, why?

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No reason, have fun.

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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SHELDON: Hmm.

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Oh.

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Hmm.

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(LAUGHING) Nice one.

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Hey, Penny, that's what you sound like
when you read.

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- Hey.
- What, he said it.

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Sheldon, what are you doing?

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I'm decoding Doctor Wolcott's letter
using this book as the key.

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Aren't conversations more fun
when they're in code?

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Yes, but I'm using a code
where "yes" means "no."

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Oh, I got it.
He's given me directions to his cabin.

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Seems a little paranoid.

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Wha... He is not paranoid.
(CLEARING THROAT)

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What are you doing?

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Following his instructions.

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Leonard, you are not letting
Sheldon go alone this weekend.

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Well, I am a grown man,
I don't need somebody to chaperone me.

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I just need him to drop me off,
pick me up and pack me a sack lunch.

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Don't look at me.

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When the music stopped,
you were holding Sheldon.

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Amy can't take him, it's her
bachelorette party this weekend.

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Yes, it is! Because I'm getting married!

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Are you gonna be doing that all weekend?

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Yes, do you know why?

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Because you're getting married!
(WHOOPING)

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(WHOOPING)

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All right, Leonard,
looks like you're driving me.

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But maybe you could drop me
at the bottom of the mountain,

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I want him to think I'm cool.

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HOWARD: That's great,
everyone's got weekend plans.

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Amy has her bachelorette party

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and Sheldon's gonna go to the woods
and get hunted for sport.

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Yeah, as someone who has to track him
every time he gets lost in IKEA,

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I fee I like I'd be really good at that.

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Leonard, you cannot drop him off,

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you have to stay with him
and keep him safe.

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Howard, you have to go
and keep Leonard safe.

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- Fine.
- I get it.

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And you want me to go
and keep Howard safe.

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- Actually, I...
- Just say yes

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or he's gonna want to
come to the bachelorette party.

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Are you sure
you're going to be okay this weekend?

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Of course.
I'm much more concerned about you.

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I know how you gals behave
when the men are away.

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You do?

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I've read the Bacchae by Euripides.

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Drinking wine, riding panthers...

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Proof that girls have gone wild
for over 2500 years.

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Well, I wish I could say
none of that is gonna happen,

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but Penny is planning it,

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and she is the reason I own those
underwear with writing across the butt.

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Well, just be careful
and use protection.

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What do you think is gonna happen?

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I don't know, but it's going to be sunny
and you burn easily.

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It'll be fine.

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I'm sure there'll be some drinking
and some dancing

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and then a mailman will probably show up
and take his clothes off.

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Nicholas is going to
take his clothes off?

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No, not our mailman.
A dancer pretending to be a mailman.

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Impersonating a federal employee,
oh, where's the after party, prison?

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It's sweet that you're worried about me.

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Well, of course I'm worried about you.
I want you to be safe.

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And I want you to be safe.

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I will be. I'll have my friends with me.

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If anything should go wrong
I can use them as human shields.

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LECTURER ON RECORDING:
For most of human history,

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time was believed to be
an objective part of reality.

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But with the contributions
of Immanuel Kant,

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science and philosophy charted...

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When I said you should make a playlist
for the road trip, I meant music.

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This is better than music.
This is a lecture on non-linear time.

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Sounds like it's just on regular time.

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Yes, but I put it on shuffle.

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This is nice.

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The four of us
haven't taken a trip like this

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since Leonard's bachelor party.

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And now here we are for Sheldon's.

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(STAMMERING) Leonard...

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As Sheldon's best man,

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I need to inform you
that this is not a bachelor party.

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And tell them why.

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Because you're a tiresome scold.

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No. It's because a bachelor party is
typically a hedonistic blow-out

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where no pleasures
of the flesh are denied.

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I'm not interested in that.

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How is that not exactly what I said?

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Okay, now, I promised Sheldon things
weren't gonna get too crazy tonight.

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Should I be worried?

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Just about who you're marrying.
(CLEARING THROAT)

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Just come on.

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Welcome to your bachelorette party!

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(GASPING)

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(UNSURELY) Oh.

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It's a quilting bee!

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My bachelorette party's a quilting bee!
(LAUGHING UNSURELY)

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Isn't it perfect?

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Yeah, instead of oiled-up strippers
and sex toys we thought,

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"What does Amy like?"

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Amy likes a quilting bee.

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RAJ: Well, this place is creepy.

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SHELDON: Why?

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Did you see his vegetable garden?
Heirloom tomatoes in April.

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Creepy.

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Okay, listen. Doctor Wolcott
is a brilliant topologist,

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we need to set some ground rules
so that you don't embarrass me.

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No magic. No whining. You, just no.

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Hey...

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How come he gets to whine?

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Doctor Wolcott. Doctor Wolcott.
Doctor Wolcott.

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(LOCKS UNLOCKING)

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(MORE LOCKS UNLOCKING)

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That's a lot of locks.

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That's a lot of knocks.
They're made for each other.

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Doctor Wolcott.

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Doctor Cooper. Uh, who are these people?

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Oh, these are my friends.
I wrote about them in my letter.

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Oh, letter? I didn't get a letter.

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Oh, that's because
I just sent it this morning,

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so score one for linear time.

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Well, um, I don't normally
allow strangers into my house.

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But when you do,
you let them out, right?

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Doctor Cooper, if you can promise me

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these men share
your intellect and academic rigor,

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yeah, I suppose they can join us.

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You guys might need to wait in the car.

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Well, let me show you around.

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This is the chair
where I do most of my thinking.

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My thinking about work.

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Now, my thinking about people
who have wronged me, I do over there.

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I've always said that
I should get a grudge chair.

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Leonard, have I not always said that?

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You have, but you were worried
you'd spend too much time in it.

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Well... That is a real concern.

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Oh, my God, this tomato is amazing!
I can eat it like an apple.

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My secret is I fertilize it
with my own manure.

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The look on your face. (GIGGLING)

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It's a sort of grin,
you wanna know what kind?

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So, Doctor Wolcott,

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in your letter you said you had
a new mathematical approach

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that would help me conceptualize
the dimensions in string theory.

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Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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But, before we get started,

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I am going to need
to collect everybody's phones.

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- Oh.
- LEONARD: Why?

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Because they are
little listening devices, aren't they?

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Yes, for people to spy on you
and steal your work.

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Yeah, what happened to the good old days

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where if someone
wanted to steal your work

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they had to hire a prostitute
to seduce you?

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Who told you about that?

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Just making a joke.

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Yeah, it's not funny when it happens.

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All right, now, you're probably going to
want to start with this notebook here.

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- Oh.
- Here we are.

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Oh, my. Oh. (CHUCKLING)

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Um, no offense, Doctor Wolcott,
but I'm not sure this makes any sense.

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That's because
I've written it all backwards.

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You... Wow.

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That's "wow" backwards.

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You... Um, I still don't get it.

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Well, plus, the numbers are letters
and letters are numbers.

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(INHALING) Oh.

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I love him.

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Are you having fun?

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Yeah, I just, uh,
finished sewing this top-to-bottom,

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and now
I'm going to sew it side-to-side.

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- Pace yourself.
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)

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- Some more tea?
- Oh, lovely.

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Oh!

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Seriously? What the hell?

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- Huh?
- What?

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This is my bachelorette party,
tea and quilts?

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Well, you said
you didn't want anything crazy.

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Yes, but I said it like,
"I don't want anything crazy,"

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which clearly means
I wanted something crazy.

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I mean,
is this how boring you think I am?

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Penny, she asked you a question.

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Of course not.

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So, you thought that
I would like quilting?

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Well, don't you?

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Of course, I like quilting,
it's the slowest way to make a blanket.

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But this is my bachelorette party.

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It's supposed to be fun and wild
and full of bad decisions.

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Hey, we can make bad decisions.

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Yeah, she had two kids back-to-back
and I thought you'd like this,

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so we're off to a good start.

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Come on, let's go somewhere we can do
body shots off shirtless bartenders.

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Yes.

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Oh, I don't know,
that might be too much.

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All right, you know what, why don't
we stay home and have a little wine...

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What are you not getting about this?

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Doctor Wolcott,
your work on time is revolutionary.

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I would say thank you,
but in my theory of time

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you've already
called my work revolutionary,

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I've already thanked you,

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and I hate repeating myself,
so let's move on.

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Wait a minute. Are you saying

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that time has multiple dimensions,
the same as space?

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No, no. I'm not saying it,
the math is saying it.

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Though, it is the math that I invented,
so, yes, I guess I am saying it.

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You understanding any of this?

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I haven't understood anything
since poop-tomato.

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My goodness, this is incredible.

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See, I... I'm just not seeing
where string theory fits into all this

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and that's where I think that you and I
could be of help to each other.

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Thank you, I'd be honored.

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All right. Allow me to
show you my most recent journal.

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Sheldon's right,
this guy... This guy's brilliant.

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Yeah, I mean, he's a little kooky,

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but a mind that can reconceptualize time

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probably has a reason
for keeping a jar of toenail clippings

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that we just don't understand.

241
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,412
I could spend months up here
just going through his math.

242
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,914
You know, I think Sheldon might.

243
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,124
Great, who's gonna tell Amy

244
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,044
we lost her fiancé
to a mad man in the mountains?

245
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:16,922
Hey, I drove.

246
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,845
This is so exciting.
Can we do a body shot?

247
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,765
I've always wanted to do a body shot.
Also, what's a body shot?

248
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,602
It's when you take a drink
out of a stranger's belly button.

249
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,270
Oh, no thanks.

250
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,982
What if they have an outie?
Does it just spill everywhere?

251
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,194
Okay, look, we've got all night.
Let's just take it easy...

252
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,362
I'm getting married!

253
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,655
(CHEERING)

254
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,117
Here you go, first round's on the house.

255
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,744
- Ooh.
- Hey, there. Do you do body shots?

256
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,204
Oh. She said she didn't want one...

257
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,288
Mind your business.

258
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,542
Cheers! (WHOOPING)

259
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,383
Amy? Amy? Should we get her home?

260
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,386
Why? She's sound asleep
and we have sliders coming.

261
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,346
One more round.

262
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,810
So, how would this work
in the context of a singularity?

263
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,813
Yes, that's a tricky bit to explain.

264
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,190
I assume you're familiar
with non-abelian group theory.

265
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,569
Oh, and how! You never
forget your first group theory.

266
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,988
Listen, I'm going to put
on a pot of coffee,

267
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,948
because there's a
lot of math to go through.

268
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,117
And he said he didn't
want a wild bachelor party.

269
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,618
Excuse me?

270
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,954
Oh, Sheldon is getting married
in a month.

271
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:35,584
Oh, congratulations.
Yeah, I'm a married man myself.

272
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,210
Oh, really? Is she here?

273
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,295
And alive?

274
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,008
And... And can people
other than you see her?

275
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,763
She lives in Munich.
It's a perfect marriage.

276
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:52,434
We focus on our work and send each other
cards every year on our birthdays.

277
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,436
Wait, what... What month is it?

278
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,146
- Uh, April.
- Most years.

279
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,399
The point is we give each other space.

280
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,818
I give her Europe,
she gives me South America,

281
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,529
that's where she thinks I'm living.

282
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,451
Oh, I... I've never considered
a long distance marriage.

283
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,453
Well, listen,
if you want to be a great scientist

284
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,996
you can't afford to be distracted.

285
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,459
Hey, where are my manners?
You fellows must be hungry.

286
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,753
- Do you like rabbit?
- Yeah. Sure.

287
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,630
- Sounds good.
- Okay.

288
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:26,301
But can you tell the
difference between rabbit and squirrel?

289
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,677
- No. Don't think so.
- Probably not.

290
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,556
Great, we're having rabbit.

291
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,560
Be right back.

292
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,399
It's amazing how much he's accomplished

293
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,569
by isolating himself from
the distractions of day-to-day life.

294
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,405
Okay, please don't tell me
you wanna live like this.

295
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,283
See, that's the strange thing, I don't.

296
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,372
What is wrong with me?
Why don't I want this?

297
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,124
Look how cool it all is.

298
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,459
Nothing is wrong with you.

299
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:03,213
You have friends, you have a fiancée.
You have a full life.

300
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,968
You know what? You're right.

301
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,471
Thank you for bringing me up here.

302
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,724
But I think I'm ready to go home now.

303
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,894
Really? You don't want to stay
for dinner and talk more science?

304
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:22,232
No, no, we better go. I miss Amy.
And my phone.

305
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,945
(GUN FIRING)

306
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,948
Also, I'm from Texas

307
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,409
and I can taste the difference
between rabbit and squirrel.

308
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,873
(TV PLAYING MUSIC)

309
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,708
Whoa... Huh?

310
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,629
- Oh, look who's back.
- There she is.

311
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,214
What happened? How did we get here?

312
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,717
You don't remember anything?

313
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:53,013
I remember taking some shots
and then... That's it.

314
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,891
Oh, my gosh, did I pass out?

315
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,475
You kinda did.

316
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,353
At my own bachelorette party?
I'm so lame.

317
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,192
Oh, you didn't pass out
before you did all kinds of fun stuff.

318
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,443
What did I do?

319
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,696
(INCREDULOUSLY) What did you do?

320
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,406
(IN NORMAL VOICE) What did she do?

321
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,621
Um, well, you don't remember
Riverdancing on top of the bar?

322
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,128
- I did that?
- Yeah, you did.

323
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,213
Mmm.

324
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,673
But I don't know how to Riverdance.

325
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,636
Didn't stop you from
teaching all those shirtless firemen.

326
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,098
I saw shirtless firemen?

327
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,601
Saw, smelled, slid down like a pole.

328
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,605
Did I flash anybody?

329
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,690
How about "everybody"?

330
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:52,489
I can't believe it, I'm so embarrassed.
You didn't take any pictures, did you?

331
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,990
Oh, no, we would never do that to you.

332
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,494
Yeah, but if there were pictures,
they would be (SINGSONG) crazy.

333
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,872
- You guys are good friends.
- PENNY: Mmm.

334
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,418
(IRISH FIDDLE MUSIC PLAYING)

335
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,428
Dinner!

336
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,057
Guys?

337
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,062
I can't believe they left
without saying goodbye.

338
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,816
Wait a minute,
what if they stole my work?

339
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:31,736
Wait a minute,
what if they were never here at all?

340
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,656
Wait a minute,

341
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:38,201
what if they haven't gotten here yet
but they're on their way?

342
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,912
I'd better tidy up.

343
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:52,966
Hello.

344
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,010
Welcome back. How did it go?

345
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,263
Doctor Wolcott's theories of time

346
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,266
might save
my new interpretation of string theory.

347
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,809
Well, that's exciting.

348
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:06,354
Yeah, it is.
How was your bachelorette party?

349
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:11,276
Well, I was in a bar
and I saw some shirtless men.

350
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,237
They were firemen
and they fought over me.

351
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,283
But, Penny and Bernadette
got me out of there

352
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,201
before the victor got my spoils.

353
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,331
I see.

354
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,709
What's the matter? You look glum.

355
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:33,882
Amy, would you still love me
if I wasn't who you thought I was?

356
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,925
What are you talking about?

357
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:41,014
Well, what if it turns out
I'm not the single-minded,

358
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,932
science-obsessed recluse

359
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,352
who puts his work
above everything and everybody else

360
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,686
that you fell in love with?

361
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,151
What if I'm not the straight-laced,

362
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,278
buttoned-up,
quilting queen you thought I was?

363
00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,367
What if I'm a Riverdancing wild woman?

364
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,376
I'd still love you.

365
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,294
I'd still love you, too.

366
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,590
Do you really know how to Riverdance?

367
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,057
You tell me.

368
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,279
I'm the only man you do that for.

369
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,247
(THEME SONG PLAYING)