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LEONARD: Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...

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I was offered a summer research
fellowship at Princeton.

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A fine institution.

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The place where Albert Einstein taught.

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And where Leonard got his PhD,
so it may have gone downhill.

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Gentlemen, you may remember
Dr. Nowitzki,

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she's back at Caltech for her post-doc.

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- RAMONA: Hello. (CHUCKLES)
- ALL: Hi.

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Question,

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are you seeking
a romantic relationship with me?

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What if I were?

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Well, that would raise
a number of problems.

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We're colleagues,
I'm currently in a...

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SHELDON: Amy. (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Amy. Amy.

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Will you marry me?

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(SHELDON'S CELL PHONE RINGING)

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One moment please.

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Really, you're gonna
answer that right now?

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It's Leonard, I don't want to be rude.

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- Hello?
- Hey, where you been?

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We've been calling you for hours.

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I'm sorry,
my phone was on airplane mode.

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Why?

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Because I was on an airplane.

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(MOUTHING)

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Hey, put him on speaker.

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- Yeah.
- Hey. Where are you?

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SHELDON: I came to Princeton to see Amy.

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(CHUCKLES) It's a funny story actually.

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I was having lunch with Dr. Nowitzki

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- and she kissed me.
- Excuse me?

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I'm sorry?

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Wait, and in that moment I realized that

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Amy was the only woman
I ever wanted to kiss

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for the rest of my life.

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So, I came to New Jersey
to ask her to marry me.

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- Oh, that's so sweet.
- (CHUCKLES)

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Sheldon.

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Yeah, although there was one man
whose blessing I needed first.

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I've thought about it

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and I really wanna spend
the rest of my life with Amy.

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Do I have your blessing?

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Well, Sheldon,

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I think you should make
her finger like Saturn

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and put a ring on it.

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You asked Stephen Hawking
and not her father?

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Stephen Hawking's a genius.

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If he said no, I wasn't gonna waste
my time on her father.

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But you did ask my father?

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- Mm-hmm, I did, he said, "Yes."
- (GASPS)

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Although not in a robot voice
so it wasn't nearly as cool.

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Okay, oh, my God, I can't believe
you guys are engaged!

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SHELDON: We're not engaged yet,

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she's taking forever to answer.

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Because you're on the phone!

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We'll call you back.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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SHELDON: She said, "Yes."

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- Yay! (SCREAMS)
- Congratulations!

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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Mother, I have some good news to share.

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We're engaged! (CHUCKLES)

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I am so happy for you two.
But I'm not surprised.

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I've been praying for this.

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Well, God had nothing to do with it.

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It happened because
I was kissing another woman

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and it made me realize
I wanted to be with Amy.

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More than one woman
was interested in you?

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I might have prayed a little too hard.

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(STUTTERS) I just... I wanna
let you know right now

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that we are not getting married
in a church.

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That's all right, Sheldon,
anywhere Jesus is is a church.

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Well, he won't be at our wedding.

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He's in my heart,
so if I'm there he'll be there.

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Okay, well, then he's your plus one,
you don't get to bring anyone else.

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That's fine, love you.

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All right, love you too, bye.

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Lord, thank you.

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(SIGHS) Even though you can do anything,
that was mighty impressive.

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We're engaged.

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Oh, my God, that's amazing!

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(STUTTERS) Wait, tell me everything.

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Well, Dr. Nowitzki was kissing me...

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Oh, you can stop leading
with that part of the story.

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Well, congratulations,
I'm so happy for you two.

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Hold on, I have to tell Bernadette.

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Hey, Bernie, guess what,

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Sheldon and Amy got engaged!
Can you believe it?

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Oh, my God.

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I cannot believe it.

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She's so happy,
I think she's crying. (LAUGHS)

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Do you think Sheldon's gonna want
some weird Star Trek wedding?

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I don't know.

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Well, Leonard could barely finish
the words "Doctor Who wedding cake"

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before I shut that down hard.

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Mm-hmm.

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Are you listening to me?

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Yeah, you're mean to Leonard,
I heard you.

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Is everything okay?

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(SIGHS SOFTLY) Look, I'm gonna
tell you something,

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but you can't freak out,
because I'm already freaking out.

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Oh, my God, what is it?

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(SIGHS) I'm pregnant again.

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Wha...

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Interesting.

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Howard's gonna lose his mind.

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Wait, you haven't told him yet?

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- No.
- So you told me first?

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Oh, Bernie.

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This wasn't supposed to happen.
We were careful.

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I didn't even think you could get
pregnant while you were breastfeeding.

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Well, guess what, you can.

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Hey, look, this is a good thing.

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Hailey's gonna have
a little brother or sister to play with.

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I guess that would be pretty cute.

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And, you know,
I was a surprise to my parents,

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and my dad said it was the best thing
that ever happened to them.

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Okay, maybe this baby
actually is a blessing.

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Oh, my God, honey, of course it is.
(CHUCKLES)

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- How am I pregnant again?
- Yeah, what were you thinking?

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All right.
I'm all checked into my flight.

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Well I'm sad you're leaving,

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why'd you only book a flight
for one day?

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I came here to propose.

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If you'd said "No,"

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I wouldn't want to stick around
looking at your stupid face.

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Now, mind you, your face is only stupid
in the "no" version of the story.

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But I said, "Yes,"
so I get a lifetime of this.

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Yes, you do, smart face.

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Why don't you stay a few extra days?

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Well, I don't have any other clothes.

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We'll get you some.

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I don't know, I'm pretty particular.

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Well, there's a comic book store
less than a mile from here.

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Perfect, let's go shopping.

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Oh, um, and I'm having dinner
with some colleagues tonight,

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I'm sure they'd love to meet you.

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- Aw.
- Come on. What do you say?

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Aw, you're nagging me.

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It's like we're already married.

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- Is that a "yes" or a "no"?
- Geez, save some for the honeymoon.

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Look at Nowitzki over there.

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Can't believe she tried to steal
Sheldon from Amy.

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You know what? I'm gonna go there
and tell her that they're engaged now

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and that her little plan didn't work.

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Because you're sticking up for Sheldon,

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or because you're still mad
she rejected you?

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Too far away, can't hear you.

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- Hello, Ramona.
- Hello.

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Why are you sitting by yourself?

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Oh, that's right, Sheldon's
in New Jersey, being engaged to Amy.

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I heard.

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Now that Sheldon's out of the picture,

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I could give you one more chance
to go out with me.

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Nope, I'm good.

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You sure?

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I will not ask again.

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I sincerely hope not.

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Very well. I'm going to leave
before this gets awkward.

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Hey. Want me to make dinner?

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All right. Sure, but first,
why don't you have a seat.

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There is something I need to show you.

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Ooh, if it's "How to make dinner"
that'd be great. (LAUGHS)

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(SIGHS)

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Is this a...

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pregnancy test?

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Yes.

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That means...

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positive?

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Yes.

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No.

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- Yes.
- Oh, no, no. (LAUGHS)

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Yes.

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No.

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How could this even happen?

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(STUTTERS) I mean, we were careful.

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Well, it did.

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- No! No!
- Yes! Yes!

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- No! No! No!
- Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Okay, okay, okay, (GASPS) well, wh...
What are... what are we gonna do?

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What do you mean,
"What are we gonna do?"

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We're gonna have another baby.

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- No.
- Stop that!

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- No! I'm trying!
- Yes.

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(SIGHS) Look, I know it's scary,

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but we're both responsible adults,

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we can do this.

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(SIGHS) You really think so? (SIGHS)

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Yeah.

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No!

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Hey, Stuart.

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Oh, hey, Raj, what can I help you with?

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I need to buy an engagement gift.

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Well, you came to the wrong place.

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(CHUCKLES) It's for Sheldon and Amy.

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No way, they're engaged?

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- Yeah.
- Ah, that's exciting news.

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Who would've thought Sheldon and Amy
would be the next two to tie the knot.

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Tell me about it.
I'm the one who caught the bouquet

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at Leonard and Penny's wedding.

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Okay, uh, you know,

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they might like this,

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Superman and Wonder Woman.
It's kinda romantic.

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Mm.

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You know what,

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why am I buying them a gift?

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They have love,
screw them and their happiness.

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What do you have for someone
who's bitter and alone?

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Literally, everything.

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Sheldon, these are the heads
of my research team.

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- Hello.
- Dr. Zane, Dr. Harris,

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this is my fiancé,
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

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That's the first time I've said that
and it kinda gave me the goosebumps.

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Dr. Cooper, we are so excited
to meet you. (CHUCKLES)

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Oh, well that's very kind of you.

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If you'd like, I could
autograph your menus after dinner. Yeah.

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But I better not see those on eBay.

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(DR. ZANE LAUGHS)

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No, no, no. We're, we're just excited

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to meet the man
who landed this brilliant woman here.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- Oh, that wasn't hard,

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she threw herself at me.

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Now getting the universe
to show me its naughty bits,

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that took some doing.

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Sheldon's a physicist.

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- Oh.
- That's nice.

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Amy, I recently read your paper

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on lesions in the olfactory receptors
in the brain.

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(SIGHS) It was inspired.

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(CHUCKLES)
Well, I guess it didn't stink.

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But if it did, that rat wouldn't
have known it. (CHUCKLES)

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(DR. ZANE LAUGHS)

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(STUTTERS) I'm sorry, I'm sure
you don't wanna sit here

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and listen to a bunch of work talk.

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Oh, no, I love it. (STUTTERS)
Let's talk about work.

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Amy's work, my work,

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yeah, why don't we start with my work?

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Actually, I do have a question
for Dr. Cooper.

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When Amy first told you
about her approach to synaptic tracing,

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did you think it was gonna
revolutionize the field?

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(STUTTERS) Really,

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that's your question?

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What are you, Entertainment Tonight?

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You know what? (STUTTERS)
I'm gonna give you a better question.

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Here, "Dr. Cooper,

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"I heard you were working on a top
secret project for the U.S. Military,

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"why don't you tell us about that?"

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See, that's a great question.

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00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,306
Okay, what was that like?

250
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,600
Well, I can't tell you that,
it's top secret.

251
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,027
Boy, that was exhausting.

252
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,988
And no offense, but your colleagues
were pretty rude.

253
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,576
- Really, they were rude?
- Yes,

254
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,537
they just kept talking about you
and how great you are

255
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,664
no matter how many times
I brought me up.

256
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,835
Well, these are my colleagues,
and they wanna talk about my work,

257
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,462
why does that bother you so much?

258
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,672
Because I was there.

259
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,925
It's like having Optimus Prime
over to dinner

260
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,718
and not asking him to turn into a truck.

261
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,013
You know what, Sheldon?

262
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,557
You're not always the smartest person
in every room.

263
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,018
You may not even be the smartest person
in this room.

264
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,103
Oh, I am sorry.

265
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,356
What, is Neil Degrasse Tyson
hiding behind the couch?

266
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,484
Because if he is, he's not that smart.
It's pretty dusty back there.

267
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:00,989
Hey, where are you going?

268
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,783
I'm storming off to my room.

269
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,910
Wait, then where am I supposed
to storm off to?

270
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,745
Well, you're so smart,
why don't you figure it out?

271
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:09,581
(DOOR CLOSES)

272
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,085
Is there another bedroom?

273
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,421
Perhaps (STUTTERS) a den?

274
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:25,514
So, how are you guys doin'
with all the new events in your womb?

275
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,479
Good, you know,
obviously it was a surprise.

276
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,107
There was some crying
and some yelling...

277
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,817
Some suggestion of make-up sex

278
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,236
that did not go over well even though
it's not like we can get more pregnant.

279
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:46,201
But then we realized
that it's a gift, in the sense that

280
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,996
we didn't ask for it,
and we may not have chosen it...

281
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,414
(CHEWING) And we already have one.

282
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,460
You know, whenever I find a top I like

283
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:58,255
I always go back and get a second one
in a different color.

284
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,845
Which I hope is not the case
with your baby.

285
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:11,059
Uh, uh, I know you guys are freaked out
but you're great parents

286
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,228
and if you ever need help
we are here for you.

287
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,105
Yeah. Anything at all, just ask.

288
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,275
Well, you know what you could do?

289
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,943
You could have a baby, too.

290
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:25,991
I'm sorry, what?

291
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,745
Well, that's a great idea.
We could go through it together,

292
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:30,829
wouldn't that be fun?

293
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,164
(SCOFFS)

294
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:35,417
You guys were just saying
how freaked out and miserable you are.

295
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:39,463
I say a lot of crazy things,
I'm pregnant and hormonal.

296
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,632
Do it, have a baby, do it!

297
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,304
Come on, it'd be so cute,
our kids playing together.

298
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,681
What do you say? Why don't you two hit
the old mattress and whip up a family?

299
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,894
Okay, we're not gonna have a baby
just to make you guys feel better.

300
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,105
Yeah, if we're gonna have a baby
it's gonna be when we are ready

301
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,732
or when I'm certain
Penny's gonna leave me.

302
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,108
Exactly.

303
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,615
They're my friends,
and I should be happy for them.

304
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:07,866
And I'm trying,

305
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:12,079
but, all I feel is this, like,
gnawing empty sensation in my gut.

306
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,997
- I had that once.
- Hmm.

307
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,874
Turned out it was a tapeworm.

308
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,004
Cool, uh...

309
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,381
It's just...

310
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,717
It's hard talking
to my other friends about this,

311
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:26,968
but I knew you would understand.

312
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,055
- Why is that?
- Because you and I are both alone,

313
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,057
which is actually kind of comforting

314
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,934
because at least
we can be alone together.

315
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:37,479
(INHALES) Hmm, this is,
this is awkward. I, um,

316
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:40,857
I was actually gonna close up a little
early tonight 'cause I have a date.

317
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,069
- Really?
- Yeah.

318
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,071
(CLEARS THROAT)

319
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,616
Forgive me if I'm having trouble
being happy for you.

320
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,869
Don't be silly, I'm lovin' your pain.

321
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,376
Is this how our marriage is going to be?

322
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:03,004
Sometimes people will be more interested
in talking to her than to me?

323
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,132
Are you sitting in a bathroom?

324
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,051
(SIGHS) Yes,

325
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,513
I needed a place to storm off to
and it was all that was available.

326
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,350
Fine, but if I hear a flush

327
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,477
this conversation is over.

328
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,773
Those people were in the presence
of a world-class mind

329
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,401
and all they wanted to talk about
was their own nonsense.

330
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,988
Can you see the irony in that statement?

331
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,200
STEPHEN HAWKING: How about now?

332
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,705
HAWKING: How about now?

333
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,001
I'll wait.

334
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:45,797
Oh, surprise.

335
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,091
Oh, crap, is it our anniversary?

336
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,219
No. Wait.

337
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,641
- No.
- No. Okay.

338
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,810
All right, so what are we celebrating?

339
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,271
Well, Bernadette and Howard
are pregnant again,

340
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,106
Amy and Sheldon are getting married,

341
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,524
I didn't want you to feel left out.

342
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,650
Oh.

343
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:06,818
Left out?

344
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,862
Well, Bernadette has to grow
a baby inside of her

345
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,239
and Amy has to marry one.
My life is great!

346
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:12,991
(LAUGHS)

347
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,328
- So do you not want the cake...
- Try and take it away, see what happens.

348
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,292
Oh, crap, it is our anniversary.

349
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,753
Happy anniversary!

350
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,759
Amy...

351
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,720
There's something I need to say to you.

352
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,014
I'm listening.

353
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,307
(SIGHS)

354
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,351
I've been thinking about The Avengers.

355
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,855
I believe that,

356
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,067
but I don't think that's something
you needed to say to me.

357
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,401
(SIGHS)

358
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,571
I realized that Iron Man is great.

359
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,991
And also, that Captain America is great.

360
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:58,745
And sometimes Iron Man
is in a Captain America movie

361
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,831
and he's not mad
it's not an Iron Man movie.

362
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,794
Now he can fly in, give the audience
a thrill, and then fly away.

363
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,922
And that should have been me tonight.

364
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:13,051
I should have been
the delightful cameo in your movie.

365
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,304
Thank you, Sheldon.

366
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,515
Instead, I was like the Hulk and I...

367
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,225
Okay, please stop talking
about The Avengers.

368
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,603
Anyway,

369
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:25,939
I'm proud of you

370
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,901
and I'm going to try to do a better job
of sharing the spotlight

371
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,070
because we're a team,

372
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,072
you know, much like...

373
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,616
The Dodgers.

374
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,496
If they had superpowers.

375
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,999
And fought crime.

376
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,750
And Thor was in them.

377
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,672
Sheldon, I know this isn't easy,

378
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,009
but, you'll have a whole lifetime
to practice.

379
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,512
It could take that long,
I'm really bad at it.

380
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:02,726
You know, maybe, um...

381
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,020
I should start right now

382
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,857
and go back to Pasadena and let you have
this experience to yourself.

383
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,484
You just want to go back

384
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,361
'cause that's where everybody
makes a fuss over you.

385
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,739
You know, your colleagues are right,
you are brilliant.

386
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,957
Hello.

387
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,208
- Hey!
- Mm, hey, welcome back!

388
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,626
Oh, (STUTTERS) let me see the ring.

389
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,962
RAJESH: Ooh, nice.

390
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,630
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
her eyes are up there.

391
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:33,715
(CHUCKLES)

392
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,677
I-is that the woman who kissed Sheldon?

393
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,637
Uh.

394
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:40,930
- Could be.
- Hard to say.

395
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,349
Tell us about Princeton.

396
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,894
- Excuse me for a minute.
- Yeah. No, we'll catch up later.

397
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,064
This is going to be
the biggest smackdown

398
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,066
since my Aunt Noopur
showed up at the family reunion

399
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,193
wearing the same sari
as my cousin Shruti.

400
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,530
Dr. Nowitzki.

401
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,783
Oh. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

402
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,868
Dr. Fowler,

403
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,286
hello.

404
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,331
Thank you. Thank you so much.

405
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,009
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