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Go!
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Come on, Raj!
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You can do this!
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There's no way.
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What is happening?
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This is an Euler's Disk.
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It's a physics toy
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that demonstrates
angular momentum,
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potential energy,
and kinetic energy.
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Aw, look at you
watching sports.
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We're betting to see
if Koothrappali
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can hold his breath
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longer than the
disk can spin.
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Its weight and smoothness,
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along with the slight concavity
of the mirror, means it can spin
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for a long time.
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But Raj is from India,
which means
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he's no slouch
at holding his breath.
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Okay, I want in. Ten bucks says
I'll lose interest
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before that thing
stops spinning.
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Hey, Sheldon, I found a great
restaurant for date night.
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Kind of busy right now.
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Oh, an Euler's Disk! Fun!
Yeah, we're seeing
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if Raj can hold his
breath longer than it.
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Oh. Immature.
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How ya doing?
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Mm.
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He's not gonna make it.
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Yes, he is!
You know,
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deep-sea divers holding
their breath for several minutes
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have shown elevated markers
of a protein
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that can signal brain damage.
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Yeah, see, what's happening here
signals brain damage.
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My God, how long does
this thing spin for?
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Ha! You're interested!
You're out ten bucks!
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It's slowing down!
Dig deep!
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Like when we bet you couldn't
fit into Howard's pants!
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He's not gonna make it!
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Yes, he is!
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Come on, Raj!
It's like
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your favorite movie!
You're just Waiting to Exhale!
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Yeah! I knew you
could do it!
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And j.. and just so you know,
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my favorite movie...
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is Princess Bride.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x16 ♪
The Allowance Evaporation
Original Air Da
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Hello, Rajesh.
How are things by you?
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Good, good.
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Uh, listen,
I just wanted to let you know
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when you get
my credit card bill,
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it might be a little high
this month.
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Well, you're a grown man
with a steady job.
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Why wouldn't you spend
all your father's money?
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Oh, Daddy,
you're so rich and funny.
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Yeah. So what else is going on
with your life?
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Uh, well, I was dating a woman
at the university,
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but we broke up.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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I know you are. That's why
you just bought me a new iPad.
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And before you start,
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I am not interested in
you arranging a marriage for me.
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Oh, I gave up on that
a long time ago.
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You did?
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It's too much work.
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You're an adult who can't get by
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without an allowance
from his parents.
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Women don't want that.
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Wh-What are you saying,
that y-you're giving up on me?
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What kind of father gives up
on his son?
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I have six children,
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five of whom are married
and self-sufficient.
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I don't think I'm the problem.
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I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
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This is deeply hurtful.
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You're also too sensitive.
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Women don't want that either.
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The food here's
supposed to be great.
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Don't fill up
on chips.
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Oh, I won't.
I have a trick.
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I only eat
equilateral triangles.
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Isosceles, isosceles,
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oh, scalene...
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You didn't see that.
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Oh, look.
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It's Bert, at the bar.
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We should
go say hi.
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Why?
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Because that's what you do
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when you see someone you know
in a public place.
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I have multiple restraining
orders that say otherwise.
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Sheldon, there's a difference
between greeting a friend
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and following a celebrity
into a bathroom.
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If the judge
couldn't explain it to me,
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I don't see how you will.
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Hi, Bert.
Hello.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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What brings you here?
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Oh, we're having date night.
Nice.
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I'm meeting someone, too.
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Oh, really. Anybody we know?
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I doubt it. I met
her on G-Harmony.
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That's a Web site for
geologists to find love.
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That's a real thing?
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Yeah. Their slogan is
“We're all about dating
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and not the carbon-14 kind”"
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Well, have
a lovely evening.
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Thanks. You, too.
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If you think
that's more fun than talking
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to Zachary Quinto through
a stall door, you're crazy.
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You know, we could've come
to you guys.
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You didn't have to bring
the baby here.
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Oh, it's okay. It's good
to get out of the house.
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And the car ride
puts her to sleep.
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Aw, that used to work
with Sheldon.
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Yeah, until someone left him
in the drugstore parking lot
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and he freaked out.
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Who forgot to crack the window?
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Hello!
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- Hey.
- Oh,
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someone's been shopping
at Gucci.
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Yeah, I saw something for Halley
and I couldn't resist.
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That's so
sweet of you.
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Yeah, it's a crushed velvet
baby cape.
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Oh, no, now we have two.
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That must've been expensive.
Yeah, it was.
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But it's my father's money
and I'm mad at him.
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What's going on with your dad?
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And if you really want
to hurt him,
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I look great in Chanel.
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It turns out he doesn't care
if I'm married or if I'm single.
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He's basically given up on me.
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Oh, I'm sure that's not true.
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It is. He stopped trying to find
Indian girls for me to marry.
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All you did was complain
when he did that.
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Leonard, he's hurting.
Let him feel how he feels.
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Thank you, Penny.
Yeah.
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Shoes, I'm a seven-and-a-half;
boots, I'm an eight.
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...MSN Search,
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AltaVista,
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and... Ask Jeeves.
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You?
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Sorry, I don't have a list
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of defunct search engines
that I miss.
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Hey. Looks like I got stood up,
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so I'm gonna head out.
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Oh, no. Are you sure
you don't want to give her
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a few more minutes?
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Nah, G-Harmony recommends
after two hours,
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it's time to cut bait.
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I'm so sorry.
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Bert, I insist
that you join us.
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You really wouldn't mind?
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Not at all. Amy?
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Fine with me.
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Thanks. I'll go grab a chair.
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Sheldon, that was so sweet
of you.
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Well, I could deduce
by his facial expression
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and body language
that he was sad.
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So the part where he got
stood up didn't clue you in?
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You want me to look at him
and listen to him?
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My father thinks the reason
I can't make a relationship work
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is because I'm spoiled.
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I'm sorry, is he waiting
for someone to disagree?
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Just because he helps me out
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doesn't automatically mean
that I'm spoiled.
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All right, how much exactly
does he pay for?
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Okay,
I'll tell you,
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but please don't judge me.
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He pays for my car, my rent,
and my credit cards.
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I'm trying, but I'm judging.
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Maybe your dad's right.
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Yeah, women do like a man
that can support himself.
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But Bernadette makes
more money than Howard.
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She basically
supports him.
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Yeah, maybe your
dad's right.
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Good question. Let's see.
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Infoseek,
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WebCrawler,
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oh, HotBot.
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Okay, literally
any other topic.
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All right.
How did you guys meet?
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Actually, we met online.
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Our-our first date
was at a coffee shop.
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Although, unlike your date,
she actually showed up.
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Oh, he looks sad again.
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Well, I really envy
your relationship.
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Other than you two only
having sex once a year,
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you're the perfect couple.
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You-you know about that?
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Uh, yeah, everyone at
the university does.
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Were you aware of this?
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No. No, I only told Leonard,
Howard, Raj,
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Kripke, uh, Professor Wu,
Professor Klein,
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and a lunch lady
in the cafeteria.
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How everyone else found out
is a mystery to me.
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Why aren't you
talking to me?
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- Because I'm mad at you.
- Oh.
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Well, now I'm sorry I asked.
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Sheldon, it's humiliating.
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Thanks to you, my colleagues are
gossiping about our sex life.
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What is there to gossip about?
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We barely have one.
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That's why they're doing it!
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Is it safe to assume
you're not speaking to me again?
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If you're not answering because
you're not speaking to me,
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perhaps we could come up
with a signal!
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That works!
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You don't need your dad's money.
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- You can get by on your salary.
- Yeah.
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Well, we work at the
same place as you, and
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- we've always been fine.
- Oh, please.
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Look in the mirror. You both
look ten years older than I do.
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All right.
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Hang on. We can
figure this out.
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Let's just go over your
expenses. How much is your rent?
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I don't want to say.
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Is it really
that high?
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I don't want to say because
I don't know how much it is.
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You don't how much
your rent is?
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My father pays for it! Do you
know how much your rent is?!
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Yeah.
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Well, then double it,
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because my building's
a lot nicer than this dump.
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Do you know how
much your car costs?
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Not really.
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Well, how much
do you spend on food?
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The housekeeper
does the shopping.
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Oh, my God, you
really are spoiled.
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I'm spoiled?!
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Your baby has a cape
that costs $300!
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I'm going to bed.
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Well, wait.
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This is our first fight as
a couple who live together.
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So?
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I'm not sure of the protocol.
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Television teaches us
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that the man's supposed
to sleep on the couch,
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but of the two of us,
you're clearly more sofa-sized.
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I'm not sleeping on the couch
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'cause you don't know
what's private and what's not.
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This isn't fair.
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You've discussed aspects
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of our physical relationship
with Penny.
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That's different!
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She's a close friend,
not the lady in the cafeteria
255
00:11:02,359 --> 00:11:05,194
who cuts the crust off
your sandwiches!
256
00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:06,795
That lady has a name.
257
00:11:06,797 --> 00:11:08,330
I don't know what it is,
258
00:11:08,332 --> 00:11:10,732
but one time,
I accidentally called her “Mom”.
259
00:11:13,971 --> 00:11:16,371
Sounds like you're gonna
need a cheaper place to live.
260
00:11:16,373 --> 00:11:18,540
When you moved here,
you didn't have a lot of money.
261
00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:19,608
How'd you get by?
262
00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:21,743
Well, sometimes
you can get free food
263
00:11:21,745 --> 00:11:24,613
and Wi-Fi from the neighbors.
264
00:11:24,615 --> 00:11:26,081
Just know
265
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:29,151
you might have
to marry one of 'em.
266
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,720
Hey, you guys let Stuart
live with you.
267
00:11:31,722 --> 00:11:32,888
Why not Raj, too?
268
00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:35,557
What-what are you doing? I...
269
00:11:37,094 --> 00:11:40,162
I-I-I schlepped the baby over,
I brought imported beer.
270
00:11:40,164 --> 00:11:42,064
Why don't you like me?
271
00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:43,165
Well,
272
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,486
I thought
we were best friends!
273
00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:45,501
We are!
274
00:11:45,502 --> 00:11:49,037
That's why I'm sad my best
friend's gonna be homeless.
275
00:11:51,175 --> 00:11:54,276
I'm sorry, Raj. We really
just don't have the space.
276
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,677
What if he lives in your garage?
277
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,013
What if you stop helping?!
278
00:11:59,383 --> 00:12:02,217
Guys, I'm not living
in a garage!
279
00:12:02,219 --> 00:12:04,353
Wait. Why are we talking
about our place
280
00:12:04,355 --> 00:12:08,123
when Sheldon's old room is
sitting there perfectly empty?
281
00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:12,027
That's a great idea.
282
00:12:12,029 --> 00:12:14,463
Raj,
283
00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:17,699
if you need a place to stay,
of course you are welcome here.
284
00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:21,870
Thank you, but if I'm gonna just
take advantage of my friends,
285
00:12:21,872 --> 00:12:24,706
I might as well keep on
relying on my father.
286
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,108
Okay, only if you're sure.
287
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,476
Whew.
288
00:12:27,478 --> 00:12:29,878
Yeah.
289
00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:32,981
Amy?
290
00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:34,249
Amy?
291
00:12:34,251 --> 00:12:36,585
Amy?
Yeah?
292
00:12:37,621 --> 00:12:40,389
Not exactly the welcome wagon,
but I'll take it.
293
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,459
What is this?
294
00:12:44,461 --> 00:12:47,296
I'm mapping basic topics
of conversation
295
00:12:47,298 --> 00:12:49,998
and with whom
they can be discussed.
296
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,369
I call these circles
“Zones of Privacy”"
297
00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:55,637
Don't Google that
298
00:12:55,639 --> 00:12:58,106
unless you want to see pictures
of people's genitals.
299
00:12:58,108 --> 00:13:01,843
This circle contains
only me and you.
300
00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:04,713
It represents subjects we
only share with each other--
301
00:13:04,715 --> 00:13:08,550
details of physical intimacy,
bathroom habits.
302
00:13:08,552 --> 00:13:10,385
Although, as I'm saying it,
303
00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:14,289
I may need
to add Dr. Fink in here.
304
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,691
Are you really worried
305
00:13:15,693 --> 00:13:18,026
about revealing secrets
to Stephen Hawking?
306
00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:22,664
No, I was just excited
to list him as a friend.
307
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:25,901
Well, I do appreciate
you working on this.
308
00:13:27,671 --> 00:13:29,571
I'm sorry you were embarrassed.
309
00:13:29,573 --> 00:13:31,440
And now I understand that
310
00:13:31,442 --> 00:13:33,775
some things are just
between you and me,
311
00:13:33,777 --> 00:13:38,280
and in the event of redness
and swelling, Dr. Fink.
312
00:13:40,584 --> 00:13:42,384
What's that little dot
in the middle?
313
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,620
That's reserved for thoughts
I don't share with anyone.
314
00:13:45,622 --> 00:13:49,925
Interesting. You really
have secrets you don't tell me?
315
00:13:49,927 --> 00:13:51,493
Of course.
316
00:13:51,495 --> 00:13:53,195
Can I hear one?
317
00:13:53,197 --> 00:13:55,230
No, they're private.
318
00:13:55,232 --> 00:13:59,134
Why? Are they naughty?
319
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:02,170
A little.
320
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,839
Please?
321
00:14:03,841 --> 00:14:06,041
Fine.
322
00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:09,378
Two years ago...
323
00:14:10,581 --> 00:14:13,281
...I got my driver's license.
324
00:14:14,118 --> 00:14:16,551
What?!
325
00:14:17,821 --> 00:14:19,821
Why didn't
you say anything?!
326
00:14:19,823 --> 00:14:23,225
I like being
chauffeured around.
327
00:14:23,227 --> 00:14:25,827
It makes me feel important.
328
00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:30,532
So when I got up at 4:00 a.m.
to drive you across the desert
329
00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:33,468
to an antique train museum,
I didn't have to?
330
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:34,736
No, you didn't.
331
00:14:34,738 --> 00:14:36,538
But keep in mind,
332
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:39,708
I felt extremely important.
333
00:14:45,516 --> 00:14:48,016
What?!
334
00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:49,251
Hello, Father.
335
00:14:49,253 --> 00:14:50,519
We need to talk.
336
00:14:50,521 --> 00:14:51,920
All right.
337
00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:53,655
I have come
to an important decision.
338
00:14:53,657 --> 00:14:55,490
I will not be accepting
your money anymore.
339
00:14:55,492 --> 00:14:58,226
I'm a man,
and I can take care of myself.
340
00:14:58,228 --> 00:14:59,895
That's wonderful!
341
00:14:59,897 --> 00:15:01,196
Yes, that is wonderful!
342
00:15:01,198 --> 00:15:03,398
You will no longer be able
to accuse me of being spoiled!
343
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,300
I am so proud of you.
344
00:15:05,302 --> 00:15:06,535
Dad, I'm trying to tell you off,
345
00:15:06,537 --> 00:15:09,438
and you're ruining it
with your delight and relief.
346
00:15:10,841 --> 00:15:12,274
Sorry.
347
00:15:12,276 --> 00:15:15,410
Oh, no, my grown son is going
to stop spending all my money.
348
00:15:15,412 --> 00:15:18,346
Where did I fail as a father?!
349
00:15:18,348 --> 00:15:20,382
Yeah, that's right.
350
00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:21,917
Keep asking yourself that!
351
00:15:23,153 --> 00:15:26,688
But I still love you very much,
so don't cut me out of the will.
352
00:15:35,163 --> 00:15:36,596
Oh, you brought
your own lunch.
353
00:15:36,598 --> 00:15:37,764
Good for you.
354
00:15:37,766 --> 00:15:39,899
Yeah, I'm making a bunch
of changes.
355
00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:42,068
This morning,
I fired my dog walker.
356
00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:44,471
Oh. How's the dog gonna go
to the bathroom?
357
00:15:44,473 --> 00:15:46,039
Uh, I gave her an Imodium.
358
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,807
That's tomorrow's problem.
359
00:15:49,578 --> 00:15:52,712
Excuse me. May I have
your attention, please?
360
00:15:52,714 --> 00:15:54,247
I have recently
361
00:15:54,249 --> 00:15:57,017
been made aware
that my personal relationship
362
00:15:57,019 --> 00:16:00,220
with Amy Farrah Fowler has
become water cooler gossip.
363
00:16:00,222 --> 00:16:04,124
And I just want to say,
shame on all of you.
364
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,793
We're scientists.
365
00:16:06,795 --> 00:16:08,061
Our minds should be focused
366
00:16:08,063 --> 00:16:10,530
on the advancement
of human knowledge,
367
00:16:10,532 --> 00:16:13,033
not the intimate details
of other people's lives.
368
00:16:13,035 --> 00:16:15,568
He's right.
369
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:18,138
And I'm sorry for the part
I played in this.
370
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,839
Thank you, Bert.
371
00:16:19,841 --> 00:16:22,942
You're a good man. That
woman who stood you up
372
00:16:22,944 --> 00:16:25,512
and humiliated you last
night really missed out.
373
00:16:26,915 --> 00:16:30,183
That doesn't paint me
in the best light.
374
00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:32,285
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
375
00:16:32,287 --> 00:16:37,390
Correction: That woman not only
had vigorous coitus with Bert...
376
00:16:37,392 --> 00:16:41,528
she also tipped him a
dollar for a job well done.
377
00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:46,700
- That better?
- Not really.
378
00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:51,338
All right, well, to sum up--
focus on science,
379
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,573
keep your nose out
of other people's business,
380
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:56,343
and, uh, whoa,
for a good time, call Bert.
381
00:17:03,518 --> 00:17:05,552
What brought that on?
382
00:17:05,554 --> 00:17:07,954
Well, last night Amy was angry
383
00:17:07,956 --> 00:17:10,457
with me because I'd been
foolishly telling people
384
00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:12,325
about certain personal matters.
385
00:17:12,327 --> 00:17:14,094
That's understandable.
386
00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:15,562
Oh, I know that now.
387
00:17:15,564 --> 00:17:17,430
At first, I thought
she was cranky
388
00:17:17,432 --> 00:17:19,899
because of her horrific
menstrual cramps, but...
389
00:17:20,869 --> 00:17:23,570
...it turns out, no, she
was genuinely mortified.
390
00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:31,963
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