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English - SDH

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Think I've got time to
run some more simulations

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on the cooling system?

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Sure. I'm still figuring out
the thermo-acoustic expander.

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Yeah, while you do that

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lam going to pump cerebral spinal fluid
through my brain cells

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to remove the metabolic byproducts
of the day's thoughts.

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What?

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It's called sleep and it's my bedtime,
nighty-night, y'all.

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Hey, hey, hey, you're not going anywhere.

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And we only have two months
to deliver this to the Air Force

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because of you.

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(YAWNING) <i>I</i> know, I was there.

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Well, wake up!

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We're gonna put in a lot of late nights.

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How late?

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Well, I don't know, midnight, 1:00.

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One o'clock? I'm not a raccoon.

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If you're tired, have some coffee.

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What? You have some coffee.

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I am having coffee!

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And look how irritable it's making you!

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Guys!

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We're not gonna get anything done
if we start fighting.

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Now, can you please
try to soldier through?

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(SIGHS) Fine.

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(CLOCK TICKING)

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I don't think I can go much longer.

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It's been three and a half minutes,
wake up.

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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I had a bad dream
that my best friend became a tyrant

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and forced me to
stay up all night to work.

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I had a good dream that
when I carried you to bed

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I let your head hit the wall
andllaughed.

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- Good morning.
- What is this?

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Well, we didn't see you last night,
we're not gonna see you today,

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so we thought we could have
breakfast together.

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That is so nice.

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Ow! It does hurt!

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So, what are you guys gonna do today?

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Well, Sheldon was supposed to
go to this party with me this afternoon,

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but I don't think that's happening.

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Oh, that was never happening.

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I'll go, I like a party.

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Well, I mean, to be honest,
it's not like a "party" party,

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it's more like a gathering

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where scientists of different
disciplines get together

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to share their work and keep current
on what's going on in other fields,

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I don't know
why I called it a party, sorry.

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It's okay, I'll still go.

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You don't think you'll be bored?

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I'll have some wine

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and listen to people go on
about crap I don't understand.

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I mean, how is it any different
than every single day of my life?

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I won't be there.

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Look at that, it is a party.

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PENNY; Yeah.

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Sorry I have to work all weekend.

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It's okay.

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Thanks again for breakfast.

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Well, I didn't get to see you last night.

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The least I could do.

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You shouldn't have
made the alarm code his birthday.

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So, what should we do today?

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I appreciate it, but you don't have to
spend your day off with me.

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Well, I don't mind.

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Oh, you wanna go to the mall
and look at baby stuff?

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Not really.

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Oh, come on, we could share a pretzel

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and get sideways glances
from racist old ladies.

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I get enough of that when I take Howard

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to my grandmother's for Christmas.

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Oh, I know.

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Why don't we get started on
clearing out the baby's room?

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Isn't it a little early for that?

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You have to get to it eventually.

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(GROANS) There's so much junk in there,
it's embarrassing.

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How can you be embarrassed around me?

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I'm gonna be in the room with you
when you give birth.

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I don't think you are.

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You didn't think I was gonna be
in your kitchen this morning,

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yet here I am.

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<i>- THE FLASH: Psst! Hey, kid.
- (GASPS)</i>

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What?

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You look tired.
Why don't you have an energy drink?

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Everyone's doing it.

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Oh, no, thank you,
those have caffeine in them.

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Oh, sorry, I thought you were cool.

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I am cool.

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This is Yoo-hoo,

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chocolate milk's delicious, watery cousin.

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All right, but if you ever wanna
feel like you have superpowers,

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try one of these.

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Superheroes take
performance-enhancing chemicals?

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<i>You bet.</i>

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You know why Hulk is so strong?

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Steroids.

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You know why Batman wanders around
at night getting into fights?

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Scotch.

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I am facing a great deal of work.

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And I do like things better when
famous people also like them.

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Here. It's on the house.

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The first one's free?

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Flash, how do you stay in business?

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You wanna know my secret?

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I bought stock in Marvel.

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Hi, Bert. This is my friend Penny.

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- Hi.
- Hey. Come on in.

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I'm gonna go turn on some rock music.

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- That's a geology joke.
- (PENNY CHUCKLES)

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Bert's a geologist.

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And a joker.

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How early are we?

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Oh, actually, we're an hour late.

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I suddenly wish Sheldon was here.

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I don't even know where to begin.

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Well, in The Sound of <i>Music,</i>
Julie Andrews says,

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"Let's start at the very beginning.
A very good place to start."

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Huh. I was gonna start at the end,
thank God you're here.

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Well, I think the first thing
we should get rid of is that tone.

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Sorry.

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I should probably keep this
in case we have a girl.

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Ah, that's a nice one.
Was it yours when you were little?

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My dad built it for me.

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Wow, that's so cute.

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This was the husband, this was the wife.

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They'd go out on adventures together.

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Cruises, skiing, horseback riding.

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That was really me just
duct taping them to our dog.

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- And did they have kids?
- They did.

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But the mommy and daddy didn't like them

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so they shipped them off to an orphanage
I made out of a shoebox.

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Yeah, that's not worrisome at all.

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Not every girl dreams about being a mom.

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Sometimes you think
you're never gonna have kids

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and one day you wake up
and you're pregnant.

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And it doesn't matter that your
career's going great right now

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and that you and your husband
never even got to go anywhere

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taped to a dog!

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I skipped spin class for this.

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Why is it taking him so long
to get a drink out of a vending machine?

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Well, it's complicated.

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He finds pushing that little door
and reaching up into the machine

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uncomfortably intimate.

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Gentlemen, I am ready to work.

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To quote The Martian,
"Let's science the feces out of this!"

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And that... That's The Martian the book
and The Martian the movie,

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not Marvin the Martian.
Although, to quote Marvin the Martian,

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(AS MARVIN THE MARTIAN)
"I claim this planet in the name of Mars."

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Are you okay?

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Oh, I'm fantastic, never been better.

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I had my first energy drink
and I feel great.

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Hey, you guys wanna wrestle?

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We can do arm, thumb, mud, sumo.

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Nah, we're not fat enough
or wearing diapers.

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You wanted him awake.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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So should we talk to each other or mingle?

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I don't know where everyone is.

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Yeah, I mean,

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I could see him eating one or two guests
but not a whole party.

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Well, I guess this is kind of a bust.

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You don't have to stay.

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I'm gonna start cleaning up.

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Okay.

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I feel so bad about leaving him here.

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Well, that's funny, I was just
thinking the same thing about you.

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Hey, listen,

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could you not say anything about this
to the people at the university?

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You know, 'cause you're you and I'm me,
and it's kind of embarrassing.

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Wait, what do you mean she's her?

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Well, you know how Amy's
the coolest girl on campus, right?

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- No!
- No.

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Oh, yeah, everybody thinks so.

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What?

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You tell me about your foot fungus
but this is a secret?

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I'm sure it's just 'cause
I'm dating Sheldon.

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Actually, I think Sheldon's popular
because he's dating you.

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Now Sheldon's popular? What is happening?

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(HOWARD GROANS)

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Maybe we should break for lunch.
What time is it?

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(MOANING)

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According to the world's
worst cuckoo clock, it's 2:00.

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My head hurts
and I'm more tired than ever.

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Why don't you just go home?

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No, I can do this.

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I just... I just need
another energy drink.

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Oh, no.

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What?

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I want another one.

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So?

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That's a craving.

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That's a sign of chemical dependency.

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You only had one.

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I know, but plenty of things are addictive
after a single exposure.

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Crack cocaine, nicotine, Pringles.

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You know once one pops
one just can't stop.

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You can't develop a problem that fast.

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You wanna bet?
Oh, great, now I'm addicted to gambling.

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- We can't afford to lose any more time.
- (SIGHS)

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Well, this probably won't work

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but has anyone ever tried to just haul off

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and whoop the crazy out of him?

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That's not helpful.

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It's fun to think about
but it's not helpful.

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HGY,

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Sheldon, we are on a serious time crunch.

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We can't do this without you.
Can you please pull it together?

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I'm sorry, yes, of course.

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Thank you.

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Just please bear with me

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if I display symptoms
of caffeine withdrawal.

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No worries.

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(INHALES SHARPLY)

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You guys stink.

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Sorry I flipped out on you.
I think it's just hormones.

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I think you were mean
before you were pregnant, but it's fine.

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So, uh, instead of cleaning out the room,

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why don't we just decide on a theme
for the nursery?

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Does it really need one?

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Of course it does, didn't your
baby room have a theme?

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Well, it doubled as my dad's office
and he was a cop.

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So, I guess the theme was
bloody homicide photos.

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Oh. Mine was Winnie the Pooh.

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But, anyway,

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why don't we just take a step back
and start with the color?

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Right? There's so many amazing ones.

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Red, blue, green, purple...

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Are you just gonna name all the colors?

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Well, not now.

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I don't care what color the room is.

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Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you.

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Well, you're not. So just drop it.

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<i>I'm clearly upset,
why aren't you following me?</i>

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Sorry, sorry!

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And when Amy started using a solution
of chromic acid and white vinegar

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to clean all her lab equipment,

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all of a sudden, everybody was doin' it.

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You trendsetter!

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It was just the right idea
at the right time.

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Okay, okay, so Amy's cool, Sheldon's cool.
Tell me about Leonard.

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Who?

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Leonard Hofstadter.

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Oh, him. I guess he's all right.

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Apparently he tricked some hot girl
into marrying him.

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That's me! I'm her!

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And you know, he didn't trick me.
He just wore me down.

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Makes sense you two are friends.

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I mean, hot girls always stick together.

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And you thought this wasn't
gonna be a great party.

251
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:43,041
You know, I had no idea,
Caltech is exactly like my high school.

252
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,004
Well, it's not exactly like it.

253
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,202
You know, we're all extremely smart.

254
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,202
Wow, you popular girls are mean.

255
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,041
(GROANS) I'm gonna get some coffee.
You want some?

256
00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,044
Uh, you're really going to have caffeine
in front of me

257
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,000
while I'm trying to get my life
back on track?

258
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,326
Okay.

259
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,409
Let's pretend you do have a problem.

260
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,686
- I do.
- You don't.

261
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,047
- Yeah, but I do.
- No, you don't!

262
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,881
But let's say you do
and don't say you do because you don't!

263
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,125
Well, wouldn't you think that
throwing yourself into your work

264
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,884
would be the best way to deal with it?

265
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,164
- With what?
- Your problem.

266
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,000
I thought I didn't have a problem.

267
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,884
That was painful to watch.

268
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,602
- So, where are we going?
- I don't know.

269
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,321
Okay.

270
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,562
<i>How Thelma and Louise of us.</i>

271
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,811
Raj, why don't I care about anything?

272
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,127
I'm sorry?

273
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:52,010
It's my baby, I should care about
nurseries and colors and I don't.

274
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,531
What's wrong with me?

275
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:57,687
Well, crime scene photos
near your crib spring to mind.

276
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,729
I keep waiting to feel excited
but it's not happening.

277
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,562
(SIGHS) What if it never happens?

278
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,087
Bernadette,

279
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,290
come on, look,
you're over-thinking this, okay?

280
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,489
You're gonna be an amazing mom.

281
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,201
Even if you don't believe it,
I know you have maternal instincts.

282
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,841
Once I was supposed to
babysit my brothers,

283
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,964
our neighbor found them naked in
the backyard eating crickets.

284
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,363
Happy and well-fed. You see, that's
what I'm taking from that story.

285
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,644
Leonard, can I ask you a question?

286
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,320
Is it about the rotational symmetries
you should be figuring out

287
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,771
or your fake caffeine problem?

288
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,125
Howard, can I ask you a question?

289
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,526
No.

290
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,720
All right, I'll just toss this
out to the room.

291
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,168
Um, I was thinking that the best way
to fight my addiction

292
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,163
is by weaning myself off in steps.

293
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,368
Now, I couldn't find a caffeine patch

294
00:14:55,680 --> 00:15:01,084
but I did find what claims to be
a mind-boosting caffeine suppository.

295
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,120
Yeah. You know, there's an
interesting fact about the rectum...

296
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,566
Sheldon!

297
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,561
We are dealing with an impossible deadline

298
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,171
from the Air Force because of you.

299
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,848
So, have an energy drink,
don't have an energy drink.

300
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,641
Order suppositories and shove them
wherever you want, I don't care!

301
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:24,401
You don't shove them, they come
with an easy-glide applicator.

302
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,601
Right.

303
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,970
Listen to me, we can't do anything
until you do your part.

304
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,646
So, get up in front of this whiteboard
and do it!

305
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,849
- I can't.
- Yes, you can.

306
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,126
No...

307
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,642
I can't figure out the math.

308
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,249
I've been racking my brain for days
and I've got nothing.

309
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,401
Seriously?

310
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,800
No, I can't do it.

311
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,883
I'm not as smart as I think I am.

312
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,971
I'm so sorry, this is all my fault.

313
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,441
It's okay. We'll figure something out.

314
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,244
But what if we can't?

315
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,371
It'll be fine.

316
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,846
You'll see.

317
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,051
Sheldon?

318
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,045
Buddy?

319
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,210
(SNORING)

320
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,804
When the baby gets here
you gotta teach me that.

321
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,048
Thank you so much, Bert, this was great.

322
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,440
My pleasure.

323
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,366
You girls wanna take home
a two-gallon tub of potato salad?

324
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,081
- I think we're good.
- Mmm.

325
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,727
Okay, well, thanks for coming by.

326
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,047
You're nice people.

327
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,046
Well, so are you.

328
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,568
In fact, you know what?
We will never take you for "granite."

329
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,765
Did you get that?

330
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,250
Granite? It's a little geology joke.
(CHUCKLES)

331
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,936
You need to leave,
I'm in love with both of you now.

332
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,121
- Okay.
- Bye.

333
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,450
Uh, pull over.

334
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,364
Why, who are you calling?

335
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,896
You're gonna rat me out to Howard,
aren't you?

336
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,651
You're such a snitch.
No wonder I don't like you.

337
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,044
Whoa! I'm calling my dad. Okay?

338
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,407
He's got experience dealing
with pregnant ladies

339
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,886
because he's an OB-GYN,

340
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,811
and experience with crazy ladies
because of my mom.

341
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,491
(LINE RINGING)

342
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,611
<i>Hello, Rajesh.</i>

343
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,122
<i>- Are you calling to ask for money?
- No.</i>

344
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,328
<i>Are you calling to ask for things
that cost money?</i>

345
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,648
<i>- No.
- Great, what's up?</i>

346
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,528
Okay, this is my friend Bernadette.

347
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,001
She's pregnant and she's a bit worried.

348
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,696
So, I thought maybe you could talk to her.

349
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,087
<i>Of course. What seems to be the trouble?</i>

350
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,481
Something's wrong.

351
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,600
I don't care about any of the baby stuff
every other mom is so into.

352
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,885
Honestly, I'm not even sure I like babies.

353
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:57,320
<i>Look, some people are baby people
and some people are not baby people.</i>

354
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,843
<i>It doesn't mean you won't
love your own baby.</i>

355
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,728
But I thought I'd be more excited.

356
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,131
<i>Being excited isn't
a guarantee of anything.</i>

357
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,284
<i>Rajesh's mother was thrilled
when she was pregnant with him.</i>

358
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,649
<i>After he was born,
she doted on his every move.</i>

359
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,290
<i>And you know what happened?</i>

360
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,440
<i>He broke her heart,
moved halfway around the world</i>

361
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,130
<i>and dates only poor white women.</i>

362
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,009
<i>So, you never know.</i>

363
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,850
Thank you, I feel better now.

364
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,451
I don't!

365
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,683
<i>Good. Bernadette,
I hope you have a daughter.</i>

366
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,531
Uh, I don't really know how to say this...

367
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,722
Well, you could try starting with "sir."

368
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,770
Right, sorry, sir.

369
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,161
He said start with it, not end with it.

370
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,281
Sir,

371
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,529
we've hit a bit of a snag.

372
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,409
We're already behind schedule.

373
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,881
The computations required to
overcome the deployability issues

374
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,247
are more significant than we thought.

375
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,562
I understand that we're under contract

376
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,405
and I don't know what the
consequences of violating that are.

377
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,963
But, um, we're not gonna be able to
deliver in the time we promised.

378
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:13,921
(SIGHS)

379
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,445
How long do you need?

380
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,485
(CLEARS THROAT) We're thinking two years.

381
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,566
All right.

382
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,206
That's it? You're okay with that?

383
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,856
(SCOFFS) What, you think you're
the first government contractor

384
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,609
who isn't gonna deliver on time?

385
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,127
We're still waiting for
a big space laser Reagan ordered

386
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,685
to beat the commies.

387
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,440
Thanks for understanding, sir.

388
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,085
Yes, thank you so much.

389
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,368
We, we really appreciate it.

390
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,005
<i>LEONARD". All right, pressure's off.</i>

391
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,520
<i>HOWARD: (SIGHS) Wanna see a movie?
SHELDON: Popcorn's on me.</i>

392
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,801
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