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Water Demon.
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Ice Dragon.
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Lesser Warlord
of Ka'a.
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Not so fast.
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Infinite Sheldon.
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Infinite Sheldon?
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Yes, Infinite Sheldon
defeats all other cards
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and does not violate the
rule against homemade cards
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because I made
it at work.
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Do you understand why people
don't want to play with you?
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No...
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although it's a question I've
been pondering since preschool.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey, your copy of Science
magazine was in my mailbox.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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Check it out--
all about planets this month.
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That's an atom.
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Agree to disagree.
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That's what I love
about science--
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there's no
one right answer.
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So...
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you and Zack again, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, me
and Zack again.
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Were we here earlier?
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Okay, we should,
we should go.
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Ah, not yet.
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I want to talk science
with the science dudes.
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Oh, and the science dudes want
to talk science with you.
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What do you want
to talk about--
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rocks, dinosaurs, our
friend the beaver?
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You know, I saw this great thing
on the Discovery Channel.
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Turns out
that if you kill a starfish,
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it'll just come back to life.
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Was the starfish
wearing boxer shorts?
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Because you might have
been watching Nickelodeon.
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No, I'm almost sure that
it was the Discovery Channel.
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It was a great show.
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They also said dolphins
might be smarter than people.
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They might be smarter
than some people.
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Maybe we can do an
experiment to find out.
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That's easy enough.
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We'd need a large tank of
water, a hoop to jump through,
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and a bucket of whatever
bite-sized treats
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you find tasty.
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I don't get it.
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A dolphin might.
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Oh, I see.
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You guys are inferring
that I'm stupid.
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That's not correct.
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We were implying it.
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You then inferred it.
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Let's go.
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You know, for a group of guys
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who claim they spent most
of their lives being bullied,
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you can be real jerks.
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Shame on all of you.
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What the hell did I do?
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You laughed.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x11 ♪
The Justice League Recombination
Original Air Date on December 16, 2010
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== Sync, corrected by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==
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Do you think
Penny's right?
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Were we bullying Zack?
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No,
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I know bullying.
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He left here unswirlied and his
ass crack was underpants-free.
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And nobody drew
a penis on his forehead.
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That happened to you?
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First day of cricket camp.
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They drew it
so the testicles were my eyes.
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I don't know, I think
we might owe the guy an apology.
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So go apologize.
Why me?
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You started it,
we just piled on.
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What would I even say?
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Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid.
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Have a Milk Dud.
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A Milk Dud?
Yeah,
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Milk Duds,
with their self-deprecating name
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and remarkably mild flavor,
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are the most apologetic
of the boxed candies.
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I got a better idea.
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We're all responsible.
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I say we all go.
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Come on, who's with me?
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Free comic books
to anyone who comes with me.
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I might get punched.
You really want to miss that?
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Junior Mints are
pretty apologetic.
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You're embarrassing
yourself.
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Penny.
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What?
Yeah,
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we came to talk to Zack.
Hey, Zack.
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What do you want?
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Listen,
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the stuff
we were saying before--
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we were just kidding around.
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No, you weren't.
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You were making fun
of me.
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Come on, that's what we do.
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We give each other a hard time.
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Hey, Sheldon,
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you look
like a praying mantis.
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That's very hurtful.
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See?
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I don't know,
it still wasn't very nice.
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Milk Dud?
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Oh, I love Milk Duds.
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Okay, we're cool.
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Junior Mints.
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You guys want to come in
and have a beer?
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Uh, we're on our way
to the comic book store.
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Leonard's buying.
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Really?
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I haven't been
to a comic book store
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in literally
a million years.
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Literally?
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Literally a
million years?
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Don't.
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You want to go with 'em?
No.
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Okay, see you later.
Wait,
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w-w-w-wait, you're ditching me
to go look at comic books?
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Are you mad at me?
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I'm not happy.
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Milk Dud?
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Wow, this place
is awesome.
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Where do they keep
the Archies?
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In the bedrooms of ten-year-
old girls, where they belong.
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Oh, no, you're thinking
old-school Archie.
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It's much more
sophisticated now.
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Like, there's
two universes,
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and Archie's married
to Betty in one
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and Veronica
in the other.
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Midge is even breaking
up with Moose.
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No.
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About time, right?
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Hey.
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Hey.
You guys finally chip in
for a bodyguard?
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Uh, no. Oh,
this is Zack.
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He's a friend
of ours.
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Zack, this is Stuart.
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He owns
the store.
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Wow, lucky you.
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Yeah, I work
70 hours a week
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and average
$1.65 an hour.
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Sweet.
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Is that sarcasm?
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No, it's an indictment of the
American education system.
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The Archies are over here.
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Yippee.
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So are you guys coming to
my New Year's Eve costume party?
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Of course.
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We're coming as the
Justice League of America.
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Switching it up from last year
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when we came as
the Justice League of America.
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To that point,
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it occurs to me that we
might have an opportunity
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to finally snare
Best Group Costume
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if we shore up
our weak link,
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which is clearly
Leonard as Superman.
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Hey, I got
new boots this year.
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Guaranteed to add
three inches.
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That's sad.
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Is there anyone we know
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who would make a more manly
and convincing son of Krypton?
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Than Leonard
in high-heeled boots?
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Howard's mother
in high-heeled boots?
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I was thinking specifically
of the gentleman over there
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moving his lips
as he enjoys
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the latest exploits
of Betty and Veronica.
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Zack?
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He is the only person we know
with actual muscles.
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You can't replace
me with Zack.
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Why not?
Penny did it.
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Yeah, she seems happier.
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Why wouldn't we be?
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Score.
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I got an Archie,
Betty and Veronica,
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and a Jughead.
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All set
for my weekend number twos.
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Congratulations.
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Zack, how would you
like to be Superman?
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I don't know, sounds like
a lot of responsibility.
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Fine, if Zack's going
to be Superman,
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I want to be
Green Lantern.
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But I'm Green Lantern.
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You can be Aquaman.
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I don't want to be Aquaman.
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He sucks.
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He sucks
underwater.
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He sucks
fish pee.
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Excuse me,
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I believe Aquaman uses
his telepathic powers
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to request the fish do
their business elsewhere.
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Hey, babe.
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I'm still mad at you.
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Well, you won't be
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when you hear the great news.
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What great news?
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We're going to
a costume party
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at the comic book store
on New Year's Eve,
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and you get to
be Wonder Woman.
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Complete with bulletproof
bracelets and lasso of truth.
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Invisible plane sold separately.
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Wait, why me?
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Wh-Why can't your girlfriend
be Wonder Woman?
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She and her lab team
are under quarantine.
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Seems at the Christmas party
they were doing Jell-O shots
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out of petri dishes that used
to contain yellow fever.
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Okay, what about
your friend Amy?
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Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't
believe in wearing costumes.
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She isn't the free spirit I am.
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Okay, well, forget it.
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I'm not spending
my New Year's Eve
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at a comic book store
wearing a Wonder Woman costume.
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He says he'll wear it
if you'll be Aquaman.
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What are you doing?
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We're going
to be late.
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I'm pacing nervously.
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You're jogging.
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This is how the
Flash paces.
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Just chill out, Sheldon.
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I'm not Sheldon.
I'm the Flash.
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And now I'm going
to the Grand Canyon
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to scream in frustration.
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I'm back.
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I'm Batman.
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Oh, I hardly think so.
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The real caped crusader calls
his crime-fighting cohorts
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when he's running late.
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I had to walk.
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I couldn't get Raj
on the back of my scooter.
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00:11:08,722 --> 00:11:10,723
I've said this before,
and I'll say it again.
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Aquaman sucks.
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00:11:13,894 --> 00:11:16,462
Look up in the sky.
It's a bird. It's a plane.
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I forget the rest.
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00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:26,039
All right. Let's get
this thing over with.
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I'm sorry.
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00:11:27,741 --> 00:11:30,576
But in what universe
is Wonder Woman blonde?
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00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:33,546
Relax. No one's going to
be looking at her hair.
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Ow!
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I mean,
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ow.
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00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:44,958
Hold on. The costume came
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with a black wig.
Where is it, babe?
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00:11:46,093 --> 00:11:48,127
No. I'm not wearing
it. It looks stupid.
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Come on. We're trying
to win a contest here.
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Forget it. I'm not
wearing the wig.
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Honey, there's no "I"
in "Justice League."
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Well, actually...
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Don't.
He's making our case.
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00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:04,043
Okay, babe. Uh...
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Kind of embarrassing me
in front of my friends.
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Okay.
You know what?
262
00:12:08,949 --> 00:12:10,950
I changed my mind.
I'm not going.
263
00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:14,637
Looks like someone
else is going
264
00:12:14,638 --> 00:12:17,056
to have to be Wonder Woman.
265
00:12:21,362 --> 00:12:23,096
Babe, open up.
266
00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:24,630
I'm not talking to you.
267
00:12:24,631 --> 00:12:26,833
Then who are you talking to?
268
00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:32,805
Babe?
269
00:12:32,806 --> 00:12:35,675
Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,
Penny, Penny, Penny,
270
00:12:35,676 --> 00:12:38,477
Penny, Penny, Penny,
Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,
271
00:12:38,478 --> 00:12:39,846
Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny
272
00:12:39,847 --> 00:12:41,080
Penny, Penny...
273
00:12:41,081 --> 00:12:44,000
What the hell
is wrong with you?
274
00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:45,184
I'm the Flash.
275
00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:46,886
I just knocked 30,000 times.
276
00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:49,038
Okay. What do you
want, Sheldon?
277
00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:51,858
I understand
why you're upset.
278
00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:53,259
Really?
279
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,627
Yes.
280
00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:57,930
You're afraid that costume
makes you look fat.
281
00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,267
No.
282
00:13:01,268 --> 00:13:02,435
Wh-What...
283
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,470
Does it?
284
00:13:04,471 --> 00:13:05,838
Don't worry.
285
00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:07,373
Wonder Woman
was an Amazon.
286
00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:12,078
And Amazons tend to
be very beefy gals.
287
00:13:14,581 --> 00:13:17,033
Good-bye, Sheldon.
288
00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:22,188
But they're not blonde,
so put on your wig.
289
00:13:25,526 --> 00:13:27,359
Hello?
290
00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:40,473
Stupid Aquaman.
291
00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,609
If it makes you
feel any better,
292
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:44,844
when I was dating Penny,
293
00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:46,412
she used to flip out
on me all the time.
294
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,648
Whoa. You dated Penny?
295
00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:52,018
She didn't tell you?
296
00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:54,253
She told me she dated
a guy named Leonard.
297
00:13:54,254 --> 00:13:56,389
Who would have
thought it was you?
298
00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:59,058
Who else would it be?
299
00:13:59,059 --> 00:14:01,861
I don't know. Somebody
bigger and...
300
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:04,464
Yeah, sure.
Why not you?
301
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,403
I may have failed.
302
00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:14,040
Okay, I guess we just go
without a Wonder Woman.
303
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,374
I don't want to go
without Penny.
304
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:19,078
Oh, great. No Superman,
no Wonder Woman?
305
00:14:19,079 --> 00:14:21,514
All we've got is a skinny Flash,
306
00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:22,949
an Indian Aquaman,
307
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:23,950
a nearsighted
Green Lantern,
308
00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:26,185
and a teeny, tiny
Dark Knight.
309
00:14:27,921 --> 00:14:31,691
Obviously, we're no longer
a Justice League.
310
00:14:31,692 --> 00:14:35,928
We have no choice but to switch
to our Muppet Baby costumes.
311
00:14:37,431 --> 00:14:39,732
Ooh, I call Kermit.
312
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:41,768
I'm Kermit.
You're Scooter.
313
00:14:41,769 --> 00:14:45,171
Oh, man.
Scooter sucks.
314
00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:48,975
He's the Aquaman
of the Muppet Babies.
315
00:14:50,444 --> 00:14:52,712
No, we can still
make this work.
316
00:14:52,713 --> 00:14:54,280
Leonard,
you talk to Penny.
317
00:14:54,281 --> 00:14:56,282
What makes you think
I can convince her?
318
00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:58,117
You got her
to have sex with you.
319
00:14:58,118 --> 00:15:01,170
Obviously, your superpower
is brainwashing.
320
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:07,059
Okay, let me see
if I understand this.
321
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,295
You want me
to convince my ex-girlfriend
322
00:15:09,296 --> 00:15:12,064
to go to a costume party
with her new boyfriend
323
00:15:12,065 --> 00:15:14,133
just so we can win
a stupid prize?
324
00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:16,903
Yes. And make her wear
the black wig. Good luck.
325
00:15:19,473 --> 00:15:20,773
Go away, Sheldon.
326
00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:22,074
It's Leonard.
327
00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:23,409
Oh.
328
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,661
Go away, Leonard.
329
00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:27,880
Come on, let me
just talk to you.
330
00:15:27,881 --> 00:15:30,082
It's open.
331
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,884
Hey.
332
00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:33,653
I'm not going
to that party, Leonard.
333
00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:36,122
Okay, listen.
You don't have to wear the wig.
334
00:15:36,123 --> 00:15:38,124
At this party,
we're gonna win first prize
335
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,226
just by showing up with a girl.
336
00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:43,329
It's not the wig.
337
00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:45,097
Did I do something?
338
00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:46,799
I mean, I tried to be
friends with Zack,
339
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,302
like you said, which believe me,
was difficult,
340
00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:51,671
given how you and me
used to be...
341
00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,272
you know, "you and
me," and now you
342
00:15:53,273 --> 00:15:55,775
and him are
"you and him."
343
00:15:55,776 --> 00:15:58,911
Okay, look.
We're not really "me and him."
344
00:15:58,912 --> 00:16:00,546
Then what are you?
345
00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:02,514
I don't know.
346
00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:04,750
I only started seeing Zack again
347
00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:06,786
so I wouldn't be alone
on New Year's Eve.
348
00:16:06,787 --> 00:16:09,021
How pathetic is that?
349
00:16:09,022 --> 00:16:11,557
Not as pathetic
as dressing up like this
350
00:16:11,558 --> 00:16:14,627
and going to a comic book store
on New Year's Eve.
351
00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:17,296
You make a cute Green Arrow.
352
00:16:22,936 --> 00:16:24,370
Green Lantern.
353
00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:27,473
Like there's a difference.
354
00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:29,442
There's a big difference.
355
00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:31,477
Arrow.
356
00:16:31,478 --> 00:16:33,579
Lantern.
357
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,284
Whatever. Look,
if Zack and I had just gone
358
00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:40,719
to a regular club or a party,
it would have been fine,
359
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,721
but this, with the costumes,
and you...
360
00:16:42,722 --> 00:16:44,156
What about me?
361
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,694
Nothing.
362
00:16:48,695 --> 00:16:50,780
Let's go to the party.
363
00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:53,732
How do I look?
364
00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:00,640
Um...
365
00:17:00,641 --> 00:17:03,075
I guarantee you'll be
the prettiest girl there.
366
00:17:04,144 --> 00:17:07,480
Okay, the good news is,
we have a Wonder Woman.
367
00:17:07,481 --> 00:17:08,598
Oh.
Yes.
368
00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:09,715
What's the bad news?
369
00:17:09,716 --> 00:17:11,050
Superman probably isn't
370
00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:12,919
getting laid tonight.
371
00:17:14,988 --> 00:17:17,773
Aw, damn.
372
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:21,027
And the award
373
00:17:21,028 --> 00:17:23,529
for best group costume
goes to...
374
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:26,532
Justice League of America...
375
00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:33,205
Number three!
376
00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:39,679
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
377
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,548
Okay. Okay, ten
seconds to midnight.
378
00:17:42,549 --> 00:17:43,683
Ten, nine, eight...
379
00:17:43,684 --> 00:17:45,134
No, wait!
380
00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:46,485
I have a speech.
381
00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:48,054
Seven, six...
Stop counting!
382
00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:50,790
Five, four, three...
This is my moment, dag nab it!
383
00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:52,091
Two, one!
384
00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:56,145
Happy New Year!
385
00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:09,475
I'm not going
to say another word
386
00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:11,844
until you people settle down.
387
00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:16,816
I'm waiting.
388
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:22,088
That was a
great party.
389
00:18:22,089 --> 00:18:24,674
We should dress like
this all the time.
390
00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:27,510
Are you high?
391
00:18:27,511 --> 00:18:29,628
You're being
a bully.
392
00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:34,800
Check it out.
393
00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:36,335
Those guys are breaking
into that car.
394
00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:38,371
What should we do?
395
00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:40,106
We're the Justice League
of America.
396
00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:42,808
There's only one thing
we can do.
397
00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:45,244
Turn around
and slowly walk away.
398
00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:55,404
Nah.
399
00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:57,573
Hold up.
400
00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:05,543
Look, I know our winter
thermostat setting
401
00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:07,295
is 72 degrees,
but I'm a little warm,
402
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:08,830
so I'm going
to turn it down.
403
00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:34,923
Good Lord,
404
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:39,494
how you frustrate me,
Leonard Hofstadter!
405
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:51,139
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406
00:19:56,983 --> 00:19:59,318
Fine.