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Look at us. Getting ready for a double date
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with actual women who publicly acknowledge
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they're our girlfriends.
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Yes, actual women are the best.
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I don't understand.
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What other kind of women are there?
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Howard, artificial women
are your department.
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You want to take this?
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No, it would just freak him out.
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Listen, before we leave,
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I should warn you, I'm a passionate man
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and I tend towards public
displays of affection.
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What are you trying to tell me, Howard?
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There might be some making out
in the car or the restaurant,
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and I don't want Bernadette
to feel uncomfortable,
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so it would help if you
and Penny made out, too.
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Don't worry.
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We're planning to have sex
right on the salad bar.
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Namaste, white people.
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Good news!
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I rented us the fou
r-hour edition of Watchmen.
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Got it. Seen it.
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Detailed analysis posted online.
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Well, then what are we going to do tonight?
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Uh, sorry, Raj.
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Howard and I are going out to dinner
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with Penny and Bernadette. Yeah.
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No more carefree bachelor
nights for me and Leonard.
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These broncos have been saddled.
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How did we get actual women?
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Great.
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They get girlfriends,
and they just abandon us?
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It is great, isn't it?
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We have a wonderful evening
ahead of us. We do?
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Oh, yes. I just discovered I don't have
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enough room on my hard drive
for a Linux partition,
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so you and I are going
to perform a full backup,
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reinitialize and then reinstall
all my operating systems.
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I don't want to do that.
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All right.
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Well, I'm going to perform full backup,
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reinitialize and then reinstall
all my operating systems.
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What about me?
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Well, I understand
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there are several types of artificial women.
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Maybe you should look into that.
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* Our whole universe was
in a hot, dense state *
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* Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! *
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* The Earth began to cool *
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* The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools *
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* We built the Wall * *
We built the pyramids *
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* Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery *
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* That all started with a big bang *
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Dude, there's so many cool things
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we could be doing tonight. Look.
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At the Glendale Galleria,
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"Put on your best zoot suit,
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"it's a salute to Swing music
in the center court near Macy's.
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5:00 p.m. to 9 p.m."
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Huh? Huh?
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A salute to zoot.
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Sounds like a hoot.
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I'm sorry, Raj,
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I have no desire to salute any
article of clothing tonight.
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Much less one that's linked
to race riots in the 1940s.
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Race riots?
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The zoot suit riots.
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Oh.
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I always thought that was some
sort of after-Christmas sale.
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Well, then why don't we just go
to the galleria and walk around?
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But I don't need anything at the Galleria.
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Do you need anything at the Galleria?
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No. We would just walk
around and see what's what.
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That's a semantically null sentence.
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Okay, well, how about this?
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From the university Web site:
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00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.
, Norton Hall Multipurpose Room,
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"mixer for grad students and faculty
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"of the science and humanities departments.
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"Whether you split atoms or infinitives,
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this is the place to be."
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Well, that's certainly amusing, but...
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I have no interest.
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Come on, Sheldon,
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the world is filled with
people doing things outside.
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Let's go outside.
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Outside is good.
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If outside is so good,
why has mankind spent thousands of years
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trying to perfect inside?
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I don't know, it's a marketing scheme.
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Please, Sheldon, I'm a young,
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virile visitor from a foreign land
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and I need to strut my stuff.
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Let me offer you a compromise.
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Sometimes when I feel stifled
and want a change of scenery,
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I use my imagination.
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Oh, boy.
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One of my favorite places
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to visit is the two-dimensional world
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described in Edwin Abbott's
mathematical fantasy,
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"Flatland."
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I don't want to go to Flatland.
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You're only saying that because
you haven't been there.
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I am now a hexagon in two-dimensional space
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and can only perceive the
edges of other objects.
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Oy.
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Is that you, Raj?
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I don't recognize your edge.
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Sheldon, I'm begging you.
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I want to go to this mixer,
and I don't want to go alone.
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Well, you're in luck.
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There's a mixer here in Flatland.
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Oh, look, there's a sexually
attractive line segment.
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You should chat her up.
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What? Tell her you're a circle.
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Flatland gals are all hot for circles.
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I hope you're hungry, Bernadette.
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We're going to a terrific restaurant.
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Oh, yeah, I'm starved.
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When you spend all day in a bio-lab,
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watching flesh-eating bacteria
skeletonize small rodents,
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it really works up an appetite.
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Flesh-eating bacteria.
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And yet, I still want to kiss this woman.
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What does that tell you?
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That you'd be willing
to die a horrible death
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on the off-chance you'd get to second base?
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Oh, we're way past second base.
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Right, Howard?
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Well, we kind of disagree
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about what the bases are.
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How's your work going, Penny?
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Any acting jobs?
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Well, the last big thing
I did was this production
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of Diary of Anne Frank above
a bowling alley.
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But I think things might be
turning around pretty soon.
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Great. How come?
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Well, promise you won't make fun of me.
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Of course, I would never make fun of you.
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Okay.
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Well, I went to this psychic who
told me that if I cut my hair,
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I'm going to get a national commercial.
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Wh... Seriously?
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You're getting career advice from a psychic?
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Good job not making fun of her.
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She's not one of those phonies, okay.
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She wrote a book and has her own Web site.
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Oh, gee, why didn't you say so?
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They don't let just anyone have a Web site.
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Why are you being such a jerk?
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You're surprised?
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Your psychic tell you I
was going to be a jerk?
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Bite me.
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Come on, Penny.
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Why don't you kids go ahead and chat?
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We're gonna make out back here.
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I'm sliding into third.
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Thanks for coming with me.
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Thanks for giving me
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your limited edition Green Lantern
lantern.
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Did you really have to bring it in with you?
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What if evil strikes and
my power ring runs low?
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Come on, let's get a drink. I don't drink.
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Yeah, well I do.
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And when my wingman is carrying
a Green Lantern lantern,
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I drink a lot.
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I'll have a screwdriver, please.
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Don't be chintzy with the screw.
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I would like a root beer float.
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Sheldon, they don't have ice cream.
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They don't?
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Well, apparently,
these people and I differ greatly
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on the definition of "party."
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He'll have a Shirley Temple.
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And don't be chintzy with the Shirley.
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Okay,
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let's check out the females.
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All right.
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There's a female.
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That's Professor Wilkinson's wife.
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She's like 80 years old.
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But she's female.
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Isn't that the game? No.
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I'm looking for a hookup.
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Oh, yes.
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So, the point of this exercise is
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for you to find someone to copulate with?
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Not so loud,
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but ideally, yes.
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Thanks.
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Thank you.
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And what is my function as "wingman?"
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You help me run my game.
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Okay.
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What is your game?
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When I lie through my teeth to a woman,
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you nod and agree.
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Hey, that's pretty cool.
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What is it?
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It's a limited edition
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Green Lantern lantern.
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My friend is looking for
someone to copulate with.
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You're very funny.
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I'm Abby.
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I'm Sheldon. How do you do?
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Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.
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Call me Raj. Hi, Raj.
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Where are you from?
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The mysterious subcontinent of India.
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Ooh, India.
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You know India? I saw Slumdog
Millionaire.
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Well, I'm a slumdog astrophysicist.
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I thought your father was a gynecologist.
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I'm sorry.
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Martha, come here.
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Meet Raj and Sheldon.
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This is my friend, Martha. Hi.
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Hello. Hello.
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Is that the limited edition
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Green Lantern lantern?
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"In brightest day, in darkest night,
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no evil shall escape my sight."
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Oh, that is so awesome.
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Thank you.
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Have you chosen one to copulate with?
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So, what should we talk about?
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Well, we could always learn more
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about why people who believe
in psychics are idiots.
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Leonard?
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Oh, we don't need to
talk about that anymore.
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Leonard covered it pretty well in the car.
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I'm sorry, but facts are facts.
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Right, and if you can't understand it,
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it's not a fact.
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No, if it's not a fact, it's not a fact.
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Oh, got it.
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Thank you for educating me.
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You're welcome.
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How's your fish?
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Amazing.
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Would you like to try some?
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Yeah, sure. Well, the fact is,
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you can't.
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Come on, Howard, Bernadette,
you're both scientists.
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Help me out here.
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What do you think-- want to jump
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right in the middle of
another couple's argument?
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No, thank you.
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Sorry.
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Maybe we should just
stop talking about this.
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Maybe some of us should
stop talking altogether.
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How is everything tonight?
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Really uncomfortable.
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You know, the best thing
about being in a committed,
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monogamous, mutually supportive relationship
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is that even if you have different ideas,
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you can have a spirited debate,
yet still care for,
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even make love with...
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Want your fish?
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I knew you were going to do that.
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Doesn't make me psychic!
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Attaboy, Leonard, make it worse.
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* American woman *
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* Listen what I say... *
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What's going on?
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We scored.
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I'm the wingman.
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* American woman. *
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Hey.
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Laser. Had a great night last night.
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I don't like to kiss and tell,
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but somebody made it to eighth base.
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What the hell is eighth base?
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Seventh base with shirt off.
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Well, my shirt.
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How'd things go
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with Penny?
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Oh... couldn't be better.
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Are we taking
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our relationship frustrations
out on innocent Cylons?
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It's not just Cylons.
283
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Superman's next.
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All right, I was going to try to squeeze in
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a little more mocking before lunch,
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but I can come back later
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when you don't have a high-powered weapon.
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How can I go out with a woman
who believes in psychics?
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Hey, I once dated a girl
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who believed she was abducted by aliens.
291
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And that didn't bother you?
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Au contraire.
293
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It meant she was gullible and
open to a little probing.
294
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What am I supposed to do,
295
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pretend I believe something I
don't whenever I'm with Penny?
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Hey, I'm sure Penny fakes
all kinds of things
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when she's with you.
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Do me a favor-- lean over,
put your head right here.
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Let me show you another way to look at this.
300
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Here we have the universe of all women.
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These are the ones
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you want to sleep with.
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These are the women who believe
exactly what you believe.
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These are the women who would
be willing to sleep with you.
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And right there in the
little triple intersection...
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is your ideal mate.
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Odds are she's a short
physicist with low self-esteem
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who lives in a government
research facility in China.
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What's your point?
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In order to keep having a
sexual relationship with Penny,
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I have to give up everything I believe in--
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my intellectual integrity, the very nature
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of who I am?
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I can't do that, Howard.
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I respect that.
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What is that?
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Your new girlfriend.
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Have fun tonight.
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The dog...
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koira.
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The roof...
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katto.
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Grapes...
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ryp leet.
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One minute.
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Sis n.
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What was that?
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It means "come in."
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It's taking forever to load
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the new operating system on my computer.
331
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I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom,
332
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and now I thought I'd learn Finnish.
333
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That's Hindi for
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"Whatever floats your boat."
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Uh, listen, I got a text
from that girl Abby,
336
00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:18,551
and she and her friend Martha
want to hang out with us again.
337
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What do you say?
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I don't say anything.
339
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I merely offer you a facial expression
340
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that suggests you've gone insane.
341
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I don't get it.
342
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You had a great time.
343
00:14:29,141 --> 00:14:31,276
Yes, exactly, I had a great time.
344
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That's done; I've moved on to other things.
345
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For example, after I learn Finnish,
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I'm not going to learn Finnish again.
347
00:14:36,716 --> 00:14:40,051
Please, Sheldon, I'm a lost Indian boy
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far from home, and I want a girlfriend
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and I want her to be Abby,
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and she'll only come over
if she can bring Martha.
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00:14:46,359 --> 00:14:49,294
Raj, I highly doubt there is
any argument you can make,
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threat you might levy, rhetorical strategy,
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plea, invocation,
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supplication, or... vetoomus
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that you can employ that would
convince me to reconsider.
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My Incredible Hulk hands signed by Stan
Lee.
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00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:23,061
Oh, my.
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I've admired these for years.
359
00:15:44,439 --> 00:15:46,240
So does that mean we can
go with the girls again?
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00:15:46,307 --> 00:15:50,410
Hulk agree to second date with puny humans!
361
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You can't wear the hands on the date.
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Hulk sad.
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00:16:03,825 --> 00:16:06,193
Hey.
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00:16:08,162 --> 00:16:12,399
Cleaning out the old dryer lint, huh?
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Not only is it courteous,
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it's safety smart.
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Every year, 15,000 fires are caused
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by accidental dryer lint ignition.
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00:16:21,276 --> 00:16:22,276
Now you're supposed to say,
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"Wow, what an interesting fact.
371
00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:26,313
"Come here, you crazy, nerdy guy.
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00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,415
I could never be mad at you."
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00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:30,984
Wow, that's all you got
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00:16:31,052 --> 00:16:32,786
after you were the most obnoxious person
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00:16:32,854 --> 00:16:36,790
on a double date that
included Howard Wolowitz?
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00:16:38,192 --> 00:16:39,593
No, I'm sorry.
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00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:41,261
I really am. It's not right
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00:16:41,329 --> 00:16:44,197
to mock what a person believes in.
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00:16:44,265 --> 00:16:45,399
Thank you.
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Would you be willing to go to my psychic
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and see what it's all about?
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00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:50,504
Would you be willing to read a book
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00:16:50,571 --> 00:16:53,373
that concisely explains how
all psychics are frauds?
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00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:55,742
I would not.
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00:17:00,548 --> 00:17:02,939
Okay, let's go see your psychic.
386
00:17:03,007 --> 00:17:04,074
Really?
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00:17:04,141 --> 00:17:06,576
Well, yeah, one of us has
to keep an open mind.
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00:17:06,644 --> 00:17:07,844
You saying I don't have an open mind?
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00:17:07,912 --> 00:17:09,746
No, n-not at all.
Let me help you with this stuff.
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00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:13,450
You know, I believe in ghosts, too.
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00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,151
Great. And astrology.
392
00:17:15,219 --> 00:17:19,155
I know, and pyramid power
and healing crystals.
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00:17:19,223 --> 00:17:22,659
Oh, no, no, no, crystals don't work.
394
00:17:22,727 --> 00:17:25,662
Really, that's the line?
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00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:28,331
Psychics are real, but crystals are voodoo?
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00:17:28,399 --> 00:17:29,666
Oh, voodoo's real.
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00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:32,168
You don't want to mess with voodoo.
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00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:37,140
Flatland is more than just a
mathematical essay.
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00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,343
It is also a treatise on
Victorian social mores.
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00:17:40,411 --> 00:17:42,312
You know, I had never considered that.
401
00:17:46,117 --> 00:17:48,051
Wow, that's going to
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00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,353
completely change my visits there.
403
00:17:59,363 --> 00:18:01,598
Well, it's late.
404
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:02,799
Uh-huh.
405
00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:04,367
Time for bed.
406
00:18:04,435 --> 00:18:07,604
Okay.
407
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:11,007
Good night, puny human!
408
00:18:20,073 --> 00:18:22,541
Sheldon?
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00:18:28,914 --> 00:18:29,848
Yes?
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00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:31,251
Listen, they're kind of
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00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,243
getting busy in the living room, and...
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00:18:34,261 --> 00:18:37,163
I was wondering if I could
hang out in here for a while.
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00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:40,132
Well, I suppose.
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00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,333
Come in.
415
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,107
I'll sleep in Leonard's room. Good night.
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