1 00:00:01,873 --> 00:00:02,873 Kites, ho! 2 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:05,805 Kites, ho! 3 00:00:07,119 --> 00:00:08,177 Excuse me. 4 00:00:08,365 --> 00:00:10,092 You're misusing the word "ho." 5 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:13,010 It's an interjection used to call attention 6 00:00:13,135 --> 00:00:14,852 to a destination, not an object, 7 00:00:14,977 --> 00:00:18,325 as in "land, ho!" or "westward, ho!" 8 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:22,221 Kites, ho! 9 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,067 Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'? 10 00:00:26,335 --> 00:00:28,535 Going out to discover electricity? 11 00:00:29,615 --> 00:00:31,660 If you're referring to the work of Benjamin Franklin, 12 00:00:31,785 --> 00:00:33,449 he did not "discover electricity," 13 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:37,331 he merely used a kite to determine that lignining consists of electricity. 14 00:00:37,534 --> 00:00:39,128 He also invented the Franklin stove, 15 00:00:39,253 --> 00:00:41,953 bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter. 16 00:00:45,183 --> 00:00:46,183 Kites, ho. 17 00:00:47,841 --> 00:00:50,925 - We're heading for some kite fighting. - "Kite fighting"? 18 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:53,673 It's an extremely competitive, cutthroat sport. 19 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:58,188 Actually, the risk of throat cutting is very low. 20 00:00:58,538 --> 00:01:02,542 On the other hand, severe string burn is a real and ever-present danger. 21 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:04,939 You want to come watch? 22 00:01:05,952 --> 00:01:08,397 Gee... sounds amazing. 23 00:01:08,592 --> 00:01:10,403 But, I've got some friends coming over. 24 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,822 Not a big thing... we're gonna watch the Nebraska game. 25 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,274 Football, sure. 26 00:01:15,449 --> 00:01:16,449 Good guess. 27 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,330 I would've invited you, but you're not a football fan. 28 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,666 No, no, I'm not, so... great. 29 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,143 You've got plans doing something you like, 30 00:01:26,268 --> 00:01:28,028 I've got plans doing something I like, 31 00:01:28,153 --> 00:01:28,963 it's good. 32 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,465 Maybe we'll hang out later, after everybody's gone. 33 00:01:31,981 --> 00:01:33,149 Yeah, great. 34 00:01:33,545 --> 00:01:34,545 See ya. 35 00:01:38,347 --> 00:01:39,697 Well, this sucks. 36 00:01:41,458 --> 00:01:43,602 I'm sorry, I got bored and drifted off. 37 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:49,307 Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie? 38 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,537 Leonard realized that Penny's been hiding him from her friends 39 00:01:52,662 --> 00:01:55,194 because he's a tiny, little man who flies kites. 40 00:01:57,028 --> 00:01:58,367 That certainly would suck. 41 00:02:00,539 --> 00:02:03,622 Episode 306: The Cornhusker Vortex 42 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,515 Sync: Golgi, Linwelin, Loky 43 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,013 www.subbercafe.fr 44 00:02:28,488 --> 00:02:30,231 Wolowitz is trying to outflank us. 45 00:02:30,402 --> 00:02:33,577 Let out some string, add altitude and I'll go under and cut his line. 46 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,488 Why wouldn't Penny want her friends to meet me? 47 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,068 Focus, Leonard, focus! 48 00:02:38,193 --> 00:02:41,284 The heat of battle is upon us. The dogs of war are unleashed. 49 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,999 Maybe Koothrappali's right. Maybe I embarrass her. 50 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:46,735 You're embarrassing me. 51 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:48,991 A grown man worrying about such nonsense 52 00:02:49,116 --> 00:02:51,366 when in the middle of flying kites. 53 00:02:52,985 --> 00:02:53,755 Sorry. 54 00:02:53,985 --> 00:02:55,923 Sorry won't bring their kites down. 55 00:02:56,595 --> 00:02:57,692 String burn! 56 00:03:01,675 --> 00:03:04,389 They think we're flanking. They're playing right into our hands. 57 00:03:04,514 --> 00:03:07,237 On the count of three, we execute the flying scissor. 58 00:03:07,466 --> 00:03:09,042 One, two... 59 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,724 - Did you see that? - What? 60 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,608 That chick, she smiled at me. 61 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,026 - No. - Yes, she did. 62 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,403 - Come on, scissors, scissors! - Hold my line. 63 00:03:17,574 --> 00:03:19,758 What are you doing? I can't scissors by myself! 64 00:03:20,452 --> 00:03:21,449 Come back! 65 00:03:22,311 --> 00:03:23,311 Victory! 66 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:26,208 Son of a bitch. 67 00:03:29,826 --> 00:03:31,753 You're a sucky friend, you know that? 68 00:03:32,506 --> 00:03:34,106 A sucky, sucky friend. 69 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:38,431 What was I supposed to do? She gave me that "come-hit her" look. 70 00:03:39,188 --> 00:03:42,159 If she gave you any look at all, it was a "you suck" look. 71 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:46,641 I would've caught up to her if I hadn't pulled a hammy. 72 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:49,619 Please, you weigh 80 pounds. You don't have a hammy. 73 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,690 Penny doesn't want me around her friends. 74 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,976 I embarrass her. What else could it be? 75 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:59,094 Her actions could be out of concern for your feelings. 76 00:03:59,219 --> 00:04:01,403 Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings 77 00:04:01,528 --> 00:04:03,151 because she's scouting for a new mate 78 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,245 and doesn't want to do it in front of you. 79 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,873 How kind of her. 80 00:04:09,432 --> 00:04:10,293 Agreed. 81 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,830 Most primates don't show that sort of discretion. 82 00:04:12,955 --> 00:04:16,331 A female bonobo will copulate with a new male in front of the old one 83 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,856 without so much as a "how do you do?" 84 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,917 You always do this. 85 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:23,094 You ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with. 86 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,262 I had a shot. 87 00:04:24,387 --> 00:04:26,302 With a woman you were chasing through a park... 88 00:04:26,427 --> 00:04:28,677 that's not a shot, that's a felony. 89 00:04:30,484 --> 00:04:33,815 What's worse, it cost me my prized patang fighting kite. 90 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:37,859 I don't suppose there's any chance you could give me my kite back? 91 00:04:38,376 --> 00:04:41,076 I'm sorry, Raj, but the rules of aerial warfare 92 00:04:41,201 --> 00:04:43,449 dictate that the fallen kite go to the victor. 93 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,117 And without rules, the competition has no meaning. 94 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:49,330 And without meaning, the following would be an empty gesture. 95 00:04:49,954 --> 00:04:51,262 I have your kite. 96 00:04:51,387 --> 00:04:52,737 I have your kite. 97 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:05,011 How was your football party? 98 00:05:05,182 --> 00:05:07,013 It was pretty good. We won. 99 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:08,549 That's excellent. 100 00:05:08,674 --> 00:05:10,233 It's a weird figure of speech. 101 00:05:10,358 --> 00:05:13,008 "We won" when you weren't actually playing. 102 00:05:14,566 --> 00:05:18,234 When we watch Star Wars, we don't say, "We defeated the Empire. " 103 00:05:19,535 --> 00:05:21,035 I'm glad to hear it. 104 00:05:22,507 --> 00:05:23,698 On a related subject, 105 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,199 are you embarrassed to have me around your friends? 106 00:05:27,666 --> 00:05:30,328 Oh, my god, no. Why would you ask that? 107 00:05:31,028 --> 00:05:34,256 You know, I just noticed I haven't really met any of them. 108 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:35,571 Sure you have. 109 00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:38,564 I met the huge ex-boyfriend 110 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:42,450 and the smaller yet still larger than me ex-boyfriend. 111 00:05:43,898 --> 00:05:45,468 By the way, were they here today? 112 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:47,282 - Of course not. - Why would they be? 113 00:05:47,407 --> 00:05:49,905 Why would I ask? Why am I rambling? Why don't you stop me? 114 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,477 If you want to meet my friends, that would be great. 115 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,327 You know, I didn't want you to be bored. 116 00:05:57,452 --> 00:05:59,843 I wouldn't be bored. Why would I be bored? 117 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,360 'Cause they're not genius scientists. 118 00:06:02,919 --> 00:06:05,177 Penny, I like all sorts of people. 119 00:06:05,302 --> 00:06:07,602 Some of my best friends aren't geniuses. 120 00:06:09,554 --> 00:06:10,453 Like who? 121 00:06:14,298 --> 00:06:17,012 Some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses. 122 00:06:17,739 --> 00:06:20,045 My point is, if we're going to be a couple, 123 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:22,256 I should be friends with your friends. 124 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,231 Great. 125 00:06:23,356 --> 00:06:25,926 Then come over next Saturday and watch the game with us. 126 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,077 Another football game? 127 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,472 They have them every week. 128 00:06:30,903 --> 00:06:32,162 Did not know that. 129 00:06:33,653 --> 00:06:35,477 - You wanted to meet my friends. - Sure. 130 00:06:35,647 --> 00:06:37,682 Just I don't know much about football. 131 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:39,915 A lot of the guys' girlfriends don't know football. 132 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,440 They just kind of drink and talk in the kitchen. 133 00:06:44,141 --> 00:06:45,057 Great. 134 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:52,894 Okay, a completed pass. 135 00:06:53,703 --> 00:06:55,207 First down, New England. 136 00:06:57,645 --> 00:07:00,418 - I think I'm starting to get this. - Really? 137 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:04,285 The only thing I've learned is that American men love drinking beer, 138 00:07:04,410 --> 00:07:06,878 pee too often and have trouble getting erections. 139 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,556 Focus on the game, not the commercials. 140 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,316 Maybe if you people cut back on the beer, 141 00:07:16,441 --> 00:07:18,572 you could get out of the bathroom and satisfy your women 142 00:07:18,697 --> 00:07:20,021 without pharmaceutical help. 143 00:07:23,246 --> 00:07:24,776 Raj, what are you doing here? 144 00:07:24,946 --> 00:07:27,266 You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa. 145 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,783 I'm sorry, are you under the impression that we're still friends? 146 00:07:32,268 --> 00:07:33,086 Come on. 147 00:07:33,706 --> 00:07:36,247 You're not still grinding on the kite thing, are you? 148 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:39,107 It's not just the kite thing. Every time we go some place, 149 00:07:39,232 --> 00:07:41,485 you think you can dump me when someone prettier comes along, 150 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,421 even though you don't have a shot with them. 151 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,631 I had a shot with that jogger. 152 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,021 Fine. Paint green flames on your little scooter with her. 153 00:07:50,486 --> 00:07:52,202 It's not a little scooter. 154 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,508 It's the second biggest Vespa they make! 155 00:07:57,788 --> 00:07:59,603 Are you watching football? 156 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,317 There's no fooling you. 157 00:08:03,203 --> 00:08:06,792 Now, what is this sacks statistic they put up there? 158 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:09,614 All I know about Saks is my mother shops there. 159 00:08:12,946 --> 00:08:15,306 Sacks, sacks... 160 00:08:15,431 --> 00:08:16,746 It's football nomenclature 161 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:20,166 for when a quarterback is tackled behind the line of scrimmage. 162 00:08:23,915 --> 00:08:24,915 Scrimmage. 163 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:27,964 The line of scrimmage 164 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:32,103 is the imaginary transverse line separating the offense from the defense. 165 00:08:35,367 --> 00:08:37,149 Sheldon knows football? 166 00:08:38,109 --> 00:08:39,168 Apparently. 167 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,665 I mean, Quidditch, sure. But football? 168 00:08:44,977 --> 00:08:46,728 Sheldon, how do you know this stuff? 169 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:50,125 I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas: 170 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,072 Pro football, college football, 171 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:54,116 high school football, peewee football... 172 00:08:54,285 --> 00:08:58,119 in fact, every form of football except the original European football. 173 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:01,523 Which most Texans believe to be a commie plot. 174 00:09:03,982 --> 00:09:04,854 Unbelievable. 175 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:07,195 If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat 176 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,495 that isn't chicken as if it were chicken. 177 00:09:13,601 --> 00:09:15,179 So you could teach me? 178 00:09:16,247 --> 00:09:18,226 Football or chicken-fried meats? 179 00:09:20,179 --> 00:09:20,986 Football. 180 00:09:21,111 --> 00:09:23,165 I'm going to Penny's to watch a game with her friends 181 00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:25,855 and I don't want to look like an idiot. I want to blend in. 182 00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:27,339 If you want to blend in 183 00:09:27,464 --> 00:09:30,552 I'd think looking like an idiot would be the perfect camouflage. 184 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,889 Come on, please teach me about football. It'll be fun. 185 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,551 That's exactly what my father said. 186 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:39,153 "Come to the games. Watch the games." 187 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,477 Week in and week out from the time I was five 188 00:09:41,602 --> 00:09:43,168 until I went off to college. 189 00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:45,134 Longest seven years of my life. 190 00:09:46,851 --> 00:09:49,003 Please, I'm asking you as a friend. 191 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:53,400 Are you making this a tier one friendship request? 192 00:09:57,725 --> 00:09:58,514 Fine. 193 00:09:59,071 --> 00:10:00,758 I really appreciate this. 194 00:10:01,277 --> 00:10:03,950 All right, poindexter, sit down, shut up and listen. 195 00:10:06,008 --> 00:10:06,814 I'm sorry? 196 00:10:07,116 --> 00:10:10,401 That's how my father always began our football conversations. 197 00:10:10,919 --> 00:10:13,480 And if you'd like, after the game, I'll take you outside 198 00:10:13,605 --> 00:10:16,906 and teach you how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself. 199 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,104 When are you going to stop making Cylon toast? 200 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,476 When I have enough to destroy all the human toast 201 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,621 on the Battlestar known as Galactica. 202 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,569 Is that what you're wearing to watch football at Penny's? 203 00:10:54,189 --> 00:10:56,547 - What's wrong with a football jersey? - Nothing. 204 00:10:56,672 --> 00:10:59,133 That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress. 205 00:11:03,238 --> 00:11:06,557 It's the smallest size they had, except the one for dogs. 206 00:11:08,185 --> 00:11:10,378 I can't believe they had one for dogs. 207 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,378 Oh, yes. 208 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:14,123 Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas. 209 00:11:14,361 --> 00:11:16,896 Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel. 210 00:11:18,688 --> 00:11:20,679 My sister found that out the hard way. 211 00:11:21,903 --> 00:11:23,213 Anyway, wish me luck. 212 00:11:23,393 --> 00:11:26,324 Leonard, wait. Am I correct in assuming 213 00:11:26,449 --> 00:11:29,578 that your attempt to be accepted by Penny's peers 214 00:11:29,703 --> 00:11:31,736 is based on your desire to ensure 215 00:11:31,861 --> 00:11:34,027 your continuing mating privileges with her? 216 00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:38,964 Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that way. 217 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,198 How would you put it? 218 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:42,926 Like you said. 219 00:11:45,669 --> 00:11:48,676 Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. 220 00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:53,337 Don't you have access to women who will do it for money? 221 00:11:56,524 --> 00:11:57,789 By the way, 222 00:11:57,914 --> 00:12:00,218 another accepted usage for the term "ho." 223 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,390 Good-bye, Sheldon. 224 00:12:05,786 --> 00:12:06,600 Hold on. 225 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:10,199 I believe that social convention dictate you not arrive empty-handed. 226 00:12:10,324 --> 00:12:12,461 Would you like to bring some Cylon toast? 227 00:12:13,685 --> 00:12:16,399 Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in, not get laughed at. 228 00:12:20,927 --> 00:12:22,676 What's funny about Cylon toast? 229 00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,239 It's open. 230 00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:32,135 Hey, pal. 231 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,664 What do you want? 232 00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:37,965 I brought you a little gift. 233 00:12:38,772 --> 00:12:39,910 New kite. 234 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,804 The kite you made me lose was an authentic patang, 235 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,664 an Indian fighting kite that my brother sent to me from New Delhi. 236 00:12:47,789 --> 00:12:50,586 It took me a day to put together and two days to paint. 237 00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:52,542 This is Hello Kitty. 238 00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:58,616 Yeah, but it comes with a little coin purse. 239 00:12:59,621 --> 00:13:00,831 Does a patang? 240 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,378 You just don't get it, do you? 241 00:13:04,503 --> 00:13:08,412 Buying me something pretty isn't going to make our problem just go away. 242 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,584 Look, I admit I haven't always been the best friend I could be. 243 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,290 You've been a sucky friend, a sucky, sucky friend. 244 00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:19,714 - Stipulated. - And you do it all the time. 245 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,107 Last week in the mall, 246 00:13:21,232 --> 00:13:24,320 we were looking for a phone with giant numbers for your mother, 247 00:13:24,445 --> 00:13:26,298 and I suddenly realize you're not even there. 248 00:13:26,423 --> 00:13:28,182 - I know... - And where were you? 249 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,891 Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick. 250 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:34,689 But in my defense, she was gorgeous! 251 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,924 And working that squeezer to make the lemonade, 252 00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:39,349 going up and down and up and down. 253 00:13:40,711 --> 00:13:44,183 It was like a free pole dance right in the middle of the food court. 254 00:13:45,643 --> 00:13:47,043 You're impossible. 255 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,670 At least, I can talk to women without being drunk. 256 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:54,526 Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognized medical disorder. 257 00:13:55,122 --> 00:13:56,672 You're just a douche. 258 00:13:58,522 --> 00:13:59,623 No. You know what? 259 00:13:59,748 --> 00:14:01,685 Maybe that's what this whole thing's about. 260 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:04,051 You're not mad at me, you're mad at yourself. 261 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:05,433 No, I'm mad at you. 262 00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:07,758 I hate myself, but I'm mad at you. 263 00:14:08,684 --> 00:14:10,744 Fine. You're mad at me. I get it. 264 00:14:11,907 --> 00:14:14,019 How about we go spend the day together? 265 00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:18,021 Just the two of us. We'll go anywhere you want. 266 00:14:19,499 --> 00:14:20,499 I don't know. 267 00:14:21,309 --> 00:14:22,309 Come on. 268 00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:25,421 Let me take you someplace nice. 269 00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:32,596 I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits. 270 00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:37,166 Really, now? With the traffic and the parking? 271 00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:38,806 Okay, fine. 272 00:14:39,621 --> 00:14:41,088 The Tar Pits. Let's go. 273 00:14:46,629 --> 00:14:48,177 Why can't I stay mad at you? 274 00:14:57,411 --> 00:15:00,269 Are you people watching this? Is this amazing or what? 275 00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:04,616 Sweetie, that's a highlight from the '98 championship game. 276 00:15:06,352 --> 00:15:07,752 Did not know that. 277 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,367 - How much beer have you had? - None, why? 278 00:15:11,228 --> 00:15:12,828 I was just hoping you were drunk. 279 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,247 - Now we're back live. - Okay, yeah. 280 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,166 I can see the difference. 281 00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:21,406 Oh, where's the flag? That's intentional grounding. 282 00:15:21,531 --> 00:15:22,531 Totally. 283 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,560 That completely was a forward pass, 284 00:15:24,685 --> 00:15:27,984 which they threw incomplete to avoid loss of yardage 285 00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:29,609 or to conserve time. 286 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,063 I can't believe they're not penalized with the loss of a down 287 00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:37,434 and by having to move the scrimmage line back to the spot of the foul. 288 00:15:41,468 --> 00:15:44,859 - Here, have some pizza, sweetie. - You know I'm lactose intolerant. 289 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,154 I know. I just need you to stop talking. 290 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,871 - Sheldon, come in. - Thank you. 291 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,429 I'd like to make a sandwich, but I'm out of bread. 292 00:16:00,763 --> 00:16:02,503 There's some in the fridge. 293 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,430 You shouldn't keep it in the refrigerator. 294 00:16:04,555 --> 00:16:07,190 Staleness is caused by crystallization of the starch molecules, 295 00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,685 which occurs faster at cool temperatures. 296 00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,496 On earth, we say "thank you". 297 00:16:14,191 --> 00:16:15,741 How goes the mimesis? 298 00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:17,436 "Mimesis"? 299 00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:18,630 You know. 300 00:16:19,082 --> 00:16:20,082 Mimesis. 301 00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:24,302 An action in which the mimic takes on the properties 302 00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:26,995 of a specific object or organism. 303 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,387 Mimesis. 304 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:33,158 What the hell are you talking about? 305 00:16:33,996 --> 00:16:35,864 I'm attempting to communicate with you 306 00:16:35,989 --> 00:16:39,389 without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you. 307 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,340 Let me try again. 308 00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:44,919 Have the indigenous fauna 309 00:16:45,044 --> 00:16:47,177 accepted you as one of their own? 310 00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:50,679 Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. 311 00:16:52,271 --> 00:16:53,427 Oh, I guess so. 312 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,597 Good. 313 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,722 Oh, fyi. 314 00:16:56,059 --> 00:16:57,353 After I eat my sandwich, 315 00:16:57,478 --> 00:17:00,195 I'm taking Koothrappali's patang kite out for a test run. 316 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,771 Would you like to get your delta-wing raptor and join me? 317 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,069 I don't want to fly kites, Sheldon. We're watching football here. 318 00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:09,778 I can see that. I was providing you with an alternative. 319 00:17:10,923 --> 00:17:14,273 A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances. 320 00:17:17,282 --> 00:17:18,432 Look at that. 321 00:17:18,557 --> 00:17:20,441 The Oklahoma coach has thrown down a red flag, 322 00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:23,125 indicating he's challenging the ruling on the field. 323 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,547 I hope he's right, 'cause if he's not, it'll cost him one of his time-outs. 324 00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:34,485 You know, Leonard, honey, 325 00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:38,146 I wouldn't mind if you wanted to go fly kites with Sheldon. 326 00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:41,393 I'll watch the end of the game. There's only three minutes left. 327 00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:42,810 Until halftime. 328 00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,438 This is just half? 329 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:49,109 - We've been here for hours. - You'll be here for a couple more. 330 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,736 - You're kidding me. - No. 331 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,568 Nice meeting all of you. 332 00:17:55,363 --> 00:17:57,534 So, yeah, anyway, that's my boyfriend. 333 00:17:59,299 --> 00:18:00,749 He is really smart. 334 00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:11,925 I really like my saber-toothed cat. Thank you. 335 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,633 My pleasure. 336 00:18:14,548 --> 00:18:16,799 Maybe after lunch, we can go to Marie Callender's 337 00:18:16,924 --> 00:18:18,305 and have some pie. 338 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,764 I'd like that. 339 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,472 This is turning out to be a perfect Saturday. 340 00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:26,409 Good. I'm glad. 341 00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:32,088 Did you see the way she smiled at me? 342 00:18:33,852 --> 00:18:35,102 Fine. Go ahead. 343 00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:37,387 No. This is our day. 344 00:18:37,512 --> 00:18:40,462 If you want to chase after her, chase after her. 345 00:18:41,374 --> 00:18:42,606 Ah, who am I kidding? 346 00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:44,831 I wouldn't have a shot with a girl like that. 347 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,250 Don't put yourself down. You're a very attractive man. 348 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,009 You think so? 349 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:53,126 Absolutely. It wouldn't kill you to take a Pilates class with me now and then, 350 00:18:53,251 --> 00:18:54,978 but you have a certain wiry appeal. 351 00:18:55,687 --> 00:18:59,221 Yeah, well, it doesn't matter 'cause she wasn't really smiling at me. 352 00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:01,181 Actually, I think she was. 353 00:19:02,063 --> 00:19:03,225 - Really? - Yeah. 354 00:19:06,915 --> 00:19:08,115 What a douche.