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Hey, did you guys know
this year's the 40th anniversary

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of Halloween?Oh, nonsense.

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Halloween traditions

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date back to the Celtic
festival of Samhain.

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Although our current
Halloween customs

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come from the evening
before All Hallows' Day--

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All Hallows' Eve--
thus, Halloween.

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I meant the movie Halloween.

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Oh.

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Well, that's not
interesting at all.

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Did you know the Michael Myers
mask from the film

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was actually a Captain Kirk
mask turned inside out?

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Okay, now it's interesting.

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Are you guys
all dressing up for work?

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Of course.
I mean, how often

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do you get to wear
costumes to work?

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Says the man with a giant
belt buckle and a dickey.

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Hey, this is not a costume.
It's a choice. It's a style.

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It's a tragedy.

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Bernadette, why don't we
get to dress up at work?

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We used to, but a couple guys
in the infectious disease lab

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went as zombies
and it triggered a quarantine.

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The CDC was so mad.

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Hey, if you really want to dress
up, we could throw a party.

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Oh, that would be fun.

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You know, I used to throw
Halloween parties all the time

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when I moved into the building.

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All the time? I only remember
being invited to one.

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Please don't make this
awkward for me.

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Okay, so,
Friday night--

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Halloween party here.Okay.

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Great. Can't wait.

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What are you going as?

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I don't want
to ruin the surprise.

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You'll see it at work.
Just a warning:

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it's pretty scary.

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Is it a bird?No.

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Is it a dog?No.

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Oh, I think
I'll be fine, then.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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I see you are dressed
as Doc Brown

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from Back to the Future.

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May I assume that Amy is going
as his wife, Clara Clayton,

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from Back to the Future
Part III?

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She is.

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Did you do something
different to your hair?

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Yes.

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Looking good.

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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪

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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

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♪ The Earth began to cool

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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪

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♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids♪

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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪

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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪

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♪ Bang!♪

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Oh, Inspector Gadget.

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And I want to say

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Supreme Court Justice
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

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So close.

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Kooth Bader Ginsburg.
[chuckles]

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The Notorious KBG.

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That's very clever.

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Sustained.

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Are you gonna dress in drag
in front of your fiancée?

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Yeah. We have no secrets
from each other.

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Well, except for the fact that
I-I crocheted this myself.

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Hey, Sheldon.

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Hello.Hello.

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Oh, my God,

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you look amazing.

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KOOTHRAPPALI:
I find you guilty of murder,

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because you are killing it.

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[imitating Sheldon]:
Well, technically,

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the Supreme Court wouldn't
determine a defendant's

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guilt or innocence
in a criminal matter.

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They could only reverse
or revamp a jury's conviction

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based on a constitutional
or statutory issue.

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[both laughing]

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Why are you laughing?

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His statement
was factually correct.

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[both laughing]

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You're sitting in my spot.

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You don't have a spot.

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What is wrong with you today?KOOTHRAPPALI:
Maybe he's cranky

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because he's off
his bathroom schedule.

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Well, I can understand how that
would make someone irritable.

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Interesting fact: "irritable"
comes from the Latin,

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"susceptible to anger."

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Just because I used a word

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doesn't mean
I want its etymology.

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Interesting fact:
"etymology"

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comes from the
Greek word...

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You are being so annoying.
Stop it.

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And why are you two laughing?

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[chuckles]Sheldon, he's being you.

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He's dressed as you
for Halloween.

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Oh.

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So you're not
laughing at him.

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You're laughing at me.

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We're not laughing atyou.

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We're laughing withyou.

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But I'm not laughing.

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Then the first one.

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[footsteps approaching]

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Ready to go?

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Hey, why aren't you
in your costume?

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I just didn't feel like it.

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You get that I'm wearing
a corset because of you,

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not because I'm tired
of breathing?

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Amy, do you think I'm
always correcting other people?

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No, not all the time.
I mean, just last week,

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Penny ended a sentence
with a preposition.

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You didn't even mention it.True.

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I just waited until I got home
and screamed into a pillow.

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Is something bothering you?

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Howard dressed up as me
and imitated me,

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and everyone laughed.

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Oh. Well,
that must have felt terrible.

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It did. I never realized

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my friends viewed me
as an object of ridicule.

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Oh, I don't think that's true.

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They laughed, Amy.

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In a derisive way.
Not in the instructive way

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I laugh at them
when they're being stupid.

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Hey, happy Halloween.Oh!

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Trick or treat.No.

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Sorry, you're not
wearing a costume.

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Yeah, I am.
I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.

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I'm gonna need more.

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Okay, failed actress
who traded constant rejection

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for a Christmas bonus
and a dental plan?

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Go nuts.Oh.

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I will.

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So, what are you
wearing to the party?

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Sexy cat? Sexy nurse?
Sexy zombie?

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Why do girls' costumes
have to be sexy

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but guys' costumes don't?

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[scoffs] Say that again
with this helicopter on my head.

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Very cute.

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Hey, do you remember
what happened

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at that first Halloween party
that you invited me to?

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When I threw up in the pumpkin?

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More memorable than that.

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[chuckles]: Really?
That was pretty impressive.

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We had our first kiss.

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On this very couch.

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No, no, our first kiss was
at your birthday.

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Remember? I threw you a party,

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you didn't make it,
and I felt bad for you.

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No, no, it was on Halloween,

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and you felt bad for me.

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If we're gonna go
through every party

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where I felt bad for you,
we're gonna be here awhile.

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Never mind.

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What? You're not mad
at me, are you?No.

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Of course not.
No, we just remember

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different things
from that party.

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I remember falling in love,

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and you remember vomiting
in a pumpkin.

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I was, like,
four feet away.

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People cheered.

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Here you go.Thanks.

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So, did you see
Howard's costume?

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See it? I made it.
It was hilarious.

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Well, Sheldon didn't think so,
and neither did I.

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Oh, come on.
It was all in good fun.

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Well, I'm sure it was,
but Sheldon's feelings got hurt.

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M-Maybe Howard could apologize?

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You're kidding, right?

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Sheldon didn't apologize

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when he said my baby looked
like Winston Churchill.

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He loves Churchill.

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Your son should take that
as a compliment.

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He said it about my daughter.

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Well, this isn't about Sheldon.

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This is about Howard.

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I think it is
about Sheldon.

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How many times has he made fun
of Howard for being an engineer?

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Going to MIT? His magic?

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Sheldon doesn't make fun
of his magic.

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Well, he should. It's stupid.

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Anyway, the point is,

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Sheldon shouldn't dish it out
if he can't take it.

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I think the point is
that Howard owes him an apology.

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Yeah, well, I think the point is

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if Sheldon has a problem
with Howard,

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Sheldon should take it up
with him.

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HALLEY [over monitor]:
Mama.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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the prime minister of England
needs her diaper changed.

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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Hey.

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LEONARD: Oh,
that's great.

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He's a Supreme Court justice,

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and you're the
U.S. Constitution.

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Yep. He interprets me.

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And guess what's
underneath this?

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The Bill of Tights.

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Smart, funny, gorgeous--
are we a match or what?

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Hey, Bert,
what are you dressed as?

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I'll give you a hint.

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My work in seismic refraction
measurements and...

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Hey, Stuart,
what are you dressed as?

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I'm a butterfly.

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Did you steal those from
Halley's "let's pretend" box?

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I'm gonna put them back.

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All right, I'll tell you.

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I'm Maurice "Doc" Ewing, winner
of the 1960 Vetlesen Prize,

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generally regarded
as the Nobel Prize of geology.

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Oh, yeah. Now I see it.

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Ask me how I died.

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Spoiler alert: brain hemorrhage.

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[Cockney accent]:
Well, Gorblimey.

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You look
like a thousand tuppence.

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Don't he, Mary Poppins?

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Are you gonna talk
like that all night?

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Jiff willikers, I am.

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Isn't he cute?

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He's gonna get a
spoonful of sugar later.

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And I'm gonna sweep
Ms. Poppins' chimney.

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[honks]

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So, here we are.

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On Halloween.
On this couch.

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Does it ring any bells?

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Really? We're still doing this?

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I'm just surprised you don't
remember our first kiss.

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[sighs] Fine.
It was on Halloween.

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Are you agreeing
just to shut me up?

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You got another way?
I'm all ears.

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Really? An arranged marriage?KOOTHRAPPALI:
Yeah.

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I know how it sounds.

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It sounds awesome.

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Is that just an Indian thing,

235
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or can I get a piece of that?

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You know the woman
has a choice, right?

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There's always a catch.

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[imitating Bernadette]:
Happy Halloween.

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Who wants to
see a magic trick?

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Oh, that's right.
No one.

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Ha! They're you.

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What do you think you're doing?

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I thought it was clear.

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I'm being unnecessarily hurtful
but with a sweet voice.

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And I don't understand
what's going on

246
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because I went to MIT.

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Okay, guys, I think
that's enough.

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Hold on. I'm
the judge here,

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and I'm going to allow it.

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Raj, take a break.

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Hey, free speech.

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Right back there
somewhere.

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WOLOWITZ: You
know what, guys?

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You got us. Congratulations.
Now why don't you go back

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to your apartment and put
on your other costumes.

256
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,423
Oh, but it's so far away,

257
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:28,426
and I have such
teeny, tiny legs.

258
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,342
Really? Our bodies?
Is that where we're going, Amy?

259
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,735
[normal voice]:
What's wrong with my body?

260
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,738
Well, for starters,
you have a quarter in your nose.

261
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,702
AMY:
Not now, Sheldon.

262
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,921
I don't get invited
to a lot of parties.

263
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,444
Is this a good one?

264
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,620
Oh, yeah.

265
00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,894
Did that guacamole
taste weird to you?

266
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,160
Tasted weird to me.

267
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,337
Can't believe Amy did that.

268
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,947
Oh, come on.
You thought it was funny

269
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,340
when I dressed up as Sheldon.

270
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,820
That was totally different.

271
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,213
How?That didn't hurt my feelings.

272
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,695
Well, for what it's worth,

273
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,915
I didn't think it was
a very good impression of you.

274
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,831
Really? You don't think I have
an annoying high-pitched voice?

275
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,180
No, not at all.

276
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:30,401
In fact, I find your voice
quite melodious.

277
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,316
Mm-hmm. And you don't think

278
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,797
I'm unnecessarily hurtful?

279
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,278
What? I'm sorry.

280
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,194
I-I couldn't hear the question.
I just heard the music.

281
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:47,201
Well, people came,
they ate, they vowed

282
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,506
to never speak
to each other again.

283
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,074
I think it was
a successful party.

284
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,816
It was.
And I'm sorry about earlier.

285
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,209
I know it doesn't matter.

286
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:58,299
[sighs] No, it does matter.

287
00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,822
Okay? You were right.

288
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,171
It was Halloween.

289
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,652
I was dressed as a cat,
you were a hobbit.

290
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:06,002
It was right there
on that couch.

291
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,570
Why didn't you just say that?

292
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:11,355
Because I always hated
that was our first kiss.

293
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,357
I was drunk, and I
was still with Kurt,

294
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,751
and I was using you to
make myself feel better.

295
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,449
I... just wanted our first
kiss to mean something.

296
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,582
That's why I said it was
the one on your birthday.

297
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,238
I like that.

298
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:27,023
We'll make that
our official first kiss.

299
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:31,071
Thank you. Aw.
[giggles]

300
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,421
That was beautiful.

301
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:39,209
Mm.What are you still doing here?

302
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,950
I was in the bathroom.

303
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,561
Guacamole didn't agree with me.

304
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,868
Well, since you're here,
you can help us clean up.

305
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,870
Will you take this out, please?Sure.

306
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,306
Thank you.

307
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:52,875
It's late. Would you mind
if I crashed here tonight?

308
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,181
You are always welcome here.

309
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,661
Thank you.Mm-hmm.

310
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:03,973
Where were we?

311
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:10,153
I think Howard hurting
my feelings has in some ways

312
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,589
made me a better person.

313
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,809
Hmm. Look at you,
improving on perfection.

314
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,680
How so?

315
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:16,986
As you were eating that Danish,

316
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,336
I wanted to point out
that the Danish

317
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,598
isn't Danish at all.

318
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,296
It was imported
by Austrian bakers

319
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,775
during a labor dispute
in the 1800s.

320
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,213
But I chose not to,

321
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,997
because I didn't want to be
the kind of fella

322
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,521
who foists unwanted facts
about European pastries

323
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,741
on the unwilling.

324
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,917
Huh. That's actually
interesting.

325
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,615
Sorry. Now you'll never know.

326
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,574
Hey, guys, I need your help.

327
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,489
[chuckles]:
Bernadette's still pretty upset

328
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,012
about your costumes.

329
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,492
She'supset?

330
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,755
Those pants I wore to make fun
of you were so tight,

331
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,931
I risked a testicular hernia.

332
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,933
Anyway,

333
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:54,023
if you guys could apologize,
it'd be a big help.

334
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,460
Oh, we'd be happy
to apologize to her

335
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,201
as soon as she apologizes to me

336
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,377
for not making you apologize
to Sheldon.

337
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,639
I didn't follow that,

338
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,163
but, then, between my wife
and that guacamole,

339
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,600
I didn't get a lot
of sleep last night.

340
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,297
Don't you think
it's unreasonable

341
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,213
for her to ask us to do
something she refused to do?

342
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,086
Yes. So when can you
stop by? [chuckles]

343
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,652
I don't understand.
If it's unreasonable,

344
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,045
why should we do it?

345
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,612
Okay, how about this?
You know in Star Wars

346
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,223
when R2 and Chewbacca
were playing holochess?

347
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,833
Really? Star Wars?

348
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,401
Amy, let the man speak.

349
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,142
WOLOWITZ:
Well, Chewbacca

350
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,971
was losing
and getting angry and...

351
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:32,627
W-W-Wait. Are you saying
we should let the Wookiee win?

352
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,976
[chuckles]:
Hey.

353
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,457
Hey, that's my wife
you're talking about.

354
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,940
[whispers]:
But yes, let the Wookiee win.

355
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,165
Hello, Bernadette.

356
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,820
Wait, did you just walk
into my house?

357
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,996
No, Howard let me in.

358
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,128
Where is he?

359
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,087
Oh, he got in his car
and drove away.

360
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,611
Oh.

361
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,396
Is that watermelon
for anybody?

362
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:05,225
It's for Halley.Is she gonna eat all of it?

363
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,922
God, no wonder
she looks like Churchill.

364
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,057
What do you want, Sheldon?

365
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,407
Howard said
your feelings were hurt.

366
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,843
Well, Howard's wrong.
I don't care

367
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,192
if someone makes fun of me.

368
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,542
All right.

369
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:21,241
Apparently I came
all this way for nothing.

370
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:24,592
Unless Halley wants to share
that watermelon?

371
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,550
You think Amy's the first person
to make fun of me

372
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,987
for having a squeaky voice?

373
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,206
Do you?

374
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,034
I feel like my chance
at watermelon

375
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,297
is dangling by a thread.

376
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,560
She's not. It's been happening
my whole life.

377
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,954
And-and she called me out
for being mean?

378
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,956
Well, I've had to be mean.

379
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,047
It's hard to be taken seriously

380
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,267
when you're always
the smallest person in the room.

381
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,616
I know that.

382
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,748
I was in high school
when I was nine years old.

383
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,446
I tried to tell
the other kids

384
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,491
that although
my physical stature was small,

385
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,754
my intellectual stature
towered over them.

386
00:16:56,798 --> 00:17:00,976
That only seemed
to make things worse.

387
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,762
The kids called me
Bernadette the marionette.

388
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,330
[laughs]: Because you're small.
That's funny.

389
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,680
No, it's not.

390
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,814
Well, people used
to call me egghead

391
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,772
'cause there were eggs
on my head.

392
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,818
'Cause they threw them at me.

393
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,341
That's terrible.

394
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,562
One time my brothers
made me breathe helium.

395
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,129
I tried to call for help,

396
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:26,001
but the only one
who could hear me was the dog.

397
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,962
That's also terrible.

398
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,661
My goodness, you had to live
in a house with a dog.

399
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:38,231
I guess we both had to put up
with a lot of crap from people.

400
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:41,408
I suppose we have. Huh.

401
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,845
Maybe you and I are more alike
than we thought.

402
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,673
Maybe we are.

403
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,415
Although I'm exceptionally tall,
and you're exceptionally...

404
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,852
Sheldon.You didn't even let me finish.

405
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,984
Fine. Sorry.Short.

406
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,212
Sheldon, you sure
you're ready for this?

407
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,345
This movie's pretty scary.Please.

408
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,216
I'm an adult.
I think I can handle it.

409
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,785
That's what you said about the
butterfly pavilion at the zoo.

410
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,135
That was my fault.
After I pet that goat,

411
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,529
I felt like a gladiator.

412
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,008
Okay, lights on, or lights off?

413
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:20,882
Lights off. If I'm gonna
do this, I want to do it right.

414
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,276
[Halloweentheme playing]

415
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,107
What do you guys think
you're doing?

416
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,804
We're showing
Sheldon Halloween.

417
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,936
Absolutely not.
Sheldon, come home.

418
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,895
[stammers]

419
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,115
But I really want
to watch it.

420
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,465
I know you do,
but I am forbidding it.

421
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,510
Oh, man. Sorry, guys.

422
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,951
What took you so long?I'm sorry. I just
got your text!

423
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:53,262
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