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[MP4] The Big Bang Theory S08E18 (720p) The Leftover Thermalization - HDTV [KoTuWa]
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Two one six four two zero
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one nine eight nine.
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And that, little lady,
is pi to a thousand places.
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I'd say I'm sorry I asked,
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except I didn't.
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Oh, look, it's the
Scientific American
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that covered the paper
Leonard and I wrote.
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Oh, let me see.
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I have mixed feelings
about doing interviews.
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I like the part where I talk.
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I do not like the part
where the other man talks.
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Sheldon, this article doesn't
mention Leonard at all.
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Well, that
can't be right.
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It only refers to
“Dr. Cooper and his team.”
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Did you even talk about him?
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All I did was answer a few
questions about the theory.
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And then expressed my gratitude
that Scientific American
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doesn't include any of those
smelly perfume cards.
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Poor Leonard.
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Why? The theory
he came up with
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just got mentioned in
Scientific American.
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He ought to be thrilled.
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He might not be.
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Oh, maybe you're right.
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He is kind of a lump.
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Think about it.
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How would you feel
if you were referred to
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as part of Leonard's team?
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Oh, I'd be incensed.
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So you see what
I'm getting at?
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Squeaky wheel
gets the grease?
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No.
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Grass is always greener?
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Try again.
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Well, I don't know...
We're all Groot?
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Just tell me.
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Leonard is as much
a part of this paper
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as you are,
and he was overlooked.
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He's going to feel bad.
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But it wasn't my fault.
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I didn't exclude him.
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And I didn't write the article.
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Remember that time you didn't
get picked to pull the sword out
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of the stone at Disneyland and
they let that other kid do it?
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Oh, that kid!
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Poor Leonard.
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Exactly.
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For the record,
that kid was a terrible choice.
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If you cry when you drop
your churro,
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you do not have what it takes
to rule England.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
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♪ That all started
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x18 ♪
The Leftover Thermalization
Original Air Date: 2015-03-12
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Sync, corrected by elderman
@elder_man
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Thanks for helping us sort
through all my mom's stuff.
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Of course.
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I know what it's like
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having to go through
a loved one's possessions.
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My uncle was
a worshipper of Krishna.
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But after he died,
you know what we found?
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A statue of Shiva.
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It may not be
Crips and Bloods, okay?
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But in India, it's a thing.
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Well, it'll be good
that you're there.
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Howard's been having
trouble deciding
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what to keep
and what to let go.
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Well, it's hard.
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A lot of Ma's stuff
brings back fond memories.
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Is that why you couldn't
get rid of
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her drawer
full of ketchup packets?
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Yes. It reminds me of us
eating out and her saying,
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“Quick, nobody's looking,
fill your pockets with ketchup”
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Leonard?
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Have you ever noticed that
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only my name is
on the cable bill?
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Yeah.
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Good, good.
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And your name is
on the electric bill
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and mine isn't.
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And I'm okay with that.
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Actually, your name is
on the electric bill.
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Oh, right.
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This is a disaster.
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I don't even know what you're
talking about and I agree.
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Okay, I have
to tell you something,
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but you're not going to like it.
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What's going on?
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An article was just published
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in Scientific American
about our theory.
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Did they hate it?
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No. No, they loved it.
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They, uh, couldn't say enough
nice things about it.
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So what's the problem?
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You know how the PennySaver
only has my name...
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Sheldon!
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They didn't mention you
in the article.
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Only me.
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Really?
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I know.
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It's not fair.
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Let the anger
go, buddy.
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You just...
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you relax all
your muscles.
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Except for your pubococcygeus
and anal sphincter.
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Let's keep those tight.
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Uh, that-that's not necessary.
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It is... they're what hold back
the urine and the feces.
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Look, maybe-maybe
you shouldn't read it.
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It'll only make you feel worse.
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“Cooper and his team”?
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You should know
I had nothing to do with that.
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Uh...
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at least they're talking
about the theory.
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I mean, that's what's important.
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You know, you're right.
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Yeah. You know, it's like
when Stan Lee and Steve Ditko
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created Spider-Man.
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Stan Lee may get all the credit,
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but Steve Ditko knows
he was just as important.
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Even though Stan Lee gets
to be in all the Marvel movies.
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And-and he's far richer.
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And he's a household name,
you know?
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Whereas, you know,
you say Ditko,
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and that sounds like
a company that makes Dits.
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That's not helping.
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Well, I'd give more examples,
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but, well, everyone in
your position's so forgettable.
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Stuart, we're here.
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It's nice of you to let him keep
staying at your mom's house.
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Yeah, well, I tried putting him
out on the curb,
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but nobody took him.
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Hey.
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Just so you know,
the power's out.
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What happened?
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I called,
they said a transformer blew.
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It's the whole block.
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Should be fixed by tomorrow.
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Wait, when did it go out?
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In the middle of the night.
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Oh, my God.
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Howie, what's wrong?
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It's all defrosting.
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It's okay. It's just food.
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It's not just food.
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This is the last food
my mother ever made.
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This is her
last brisket.
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This is her
last meatloaf.
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This is her last...
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I have no idea
what this is, but...
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it's the last one.
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Everything okay?
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No.
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All Ma's food is
gonna be ruined.
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Well, why don't we take it home
and put it in our freezer?
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You don't want
to do that.
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Refreezing not only
removes moisture,
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but it creates ice crystals
in the fibers of the meat
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that can compromise
its taste and texture.
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What? I saw a teachable moment.
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I dropped some culinary science.
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What should we do?
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I'll tell you exactly
what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna eat it.
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There's, like, 20 pounds
of food in there.
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All you said
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was I had to get rid of things.
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You didn't say they couldn't
pass through my colon first.
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Howie...
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Okay.
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Then how about this?
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Let's invite everyone
over to dinner.
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It'll be like Ma's feeding us
one last time.
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I love that.
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Me, too.
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Oh, look,
we've got enough ketchup
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to cover every ounce of it.
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I mean, who even reads
Scientific American?
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It's kind of
a big deal.
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If it's such a big deal,
how come the biggest celebrity
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they could get for the cover
is a molecule?
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Can we please just
stop talking about it?
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I'm sorry.
What can I do?
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Nothing, I'm fine.
(sighs)
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No, no.
I'm gonna cheer you up.
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(clears throat)
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Here we go.
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What are we doing?
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I am taking you shopping.
Oh.
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My baby is sad, and I'm gonna
make him happy again.
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Look, I know shopping
cheers you up,
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but it's just not
really my thing.
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Well, what about
this helicopter
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you control with an iPad?
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Does it have
a camera in it?
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It does have
a camera in it.
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Baby's listening.
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(knocks)
SHELDON: Leonard?
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(knocks) Leonard?
(knocks) Leonard?
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What?
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I spoke to the reporter
at the magazine.
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What happened?
Did you tell him it was my idea?
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I did.
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Thank you. What did he say?
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He said they made
the editorial decision
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to only cite the lead scientist.
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Why did he think
you're the lead scientist?
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It was my idea!
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You know,
for an extra four bucks,
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I can have this thing
here tomorrow.
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Well, I know it
was your idea,
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but the reporter said he's been
following my work for a while,
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and the only reason they even
mentioned it in the magazine
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is 'cause my name is on it.
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You know what? I did it.
What's four bucks?
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If you're trying
to make me feel better,
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it's not working.
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Well... then what if I told you
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that I added your name
to the cable bill?
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No.
Oh.
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That's just as well.
They had me on hold
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for 20 minutes and I hung up.
I...
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(knocks) Leonard?
(knocks) Leonard?
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(knocks) Leonard?
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Also, Wolowitz invited us all
to dinner, so...
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I'm ready whenever you are.
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All he had was an idea.
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Well, that is an important part.
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Oh, please!
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I have ideas all day long.
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Reverse SeaWorld where dolphins
are allowed to pet people.
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A new clothing size between
medium and large called Marge.
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Snow White retold from
the point of view of Sneezy.
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Why won't Doc
prescribe him something?
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We finally find out.
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But Leonard's idea was good.
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Fine. Then Grumpy...
What's he so grumpy about?
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Maybe his girlfriend
won't take his side.
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I'm the one
who thought of it!
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Well, didn't he do
a lot of the work?
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But now he's happy
to let people think
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he's responsible for everything.
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And that's why you get
an iPad helicopter!
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Is it my fault I have a much
bigger reputation than he does?
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It's not your fault.
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Is it my fault
that my name came first
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on the paper alphabetically?
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Not your fault.
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Is it my fault
that when the reporter cited me
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as the lead scientist
I didn't correct him?
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Hey, look at that pretty bird.
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He always needs
all the attention.
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00:11:02,074 --> 00:11:03,239
He's such a baby.
259
00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:04,806
I know, I know.
260
00:11:04,808 --> 00:11:07,406
I swear, he is never ever
playing with my helicopter.
261
00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:14,245
Okay, I'll start heating
some of this stuff up.
262
00:11:14,247 --> 00:11:15,517
Thanks.
263
00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:17,014
Oh, man.
264
00:11:17,016 --> 00:11:20,883
This is the boutonniere
from my high school prom...
265
00:11:20,885 --> 00:11:21,849
(chuckles)
266
00:11:21,851 --> 00:11:25,615
...a piece of cake
from my Bar Mitzvah.
267
00:11:25,617 --> 00:11:27,151
Did she throw
anything away?
268
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,319
No.
269
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,724
If I find my foreskin,
I'm gonna kill myself.
270
00:11:33,619 --> 00:11:36,822
Okay, so we've got, um,
271
00:11:36,824 --> 00:11:39,723
three briskets, four
meatloafs, one lasagna...
272
00:11:39,725 --> 00:11:41,522
No, that's noodle kugel.
273
00:11:41,524 --> 00:11:43,654
One Jewish lasagna...
274
00:11:44,721 --> 00:11:47,725
...two pound cakes that are
about eight pounds each,
275
00:11:47,727 --> 00:11:50,860
and one giant container
of matzah ball soup.
276
00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:55,228
Ma always kept it on hand,
277
00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:58,027
in case I got sick.
278
00:11:58,029 --> 00:12:02,834
She thought she could cure
anything with her cooking.
279
00:12:02,836 --> 00:12:05,937
Even the time
I got food poisoning.
280
00:12:07,772 --> 00:12:09,779
From her cooking.
281
00:12:11,614 --> 00:12:13,444
You okay?
282
00:12:13,446 --> 00:12:16,451
Yeah, I'm okay.
283
00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:17,987
Let's get started.
284
00:12:17,989 --> 00:12:19,649
You got it.
285
00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:27,623
(voice breaking): I'm never
gonna talk to her again.
286
00:12:35,652 --> 00:12:37,584
Should we tell
everyone not to come?
287
00:12:37,586 --> 00:12:40,683
No. I want to do this.
288
00:12:40,685 --> 00:12:43,754
Okay. Well, I'll keep
it together if you can.
289
00:12:43,756 --> 00:12:46,018
Okay. (Chuckles)
290
00:12:46,988 --> 00:12:49,458
(voice breaking):
I'm not making any promises!
291
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:54,227
Glad you guys
could make it.
292
00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:55,194
Of course.
293
00:12:55,196 --> 00:12:56,698
Wow, it looks really
pretty in here.
294
00:12:56,700 --> 00:13:00,234
Yeah, turns out half a dozen
menorahs really sets a mood.
295
00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:03,568
So, Stuart,
have you thought about
296
00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:05,441
what you'd do
if Howard sells the house?
297
00:13:05,443 --> 00:13:07,576
And there goes the mood.
298
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,639
Hi. Hello.
299
00:13:09,641 --> 00:13:11,573
Oh, and a special
hello to Leonard,
300
00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:15,306
who needs to be
mentioned by name.
301
00:13:15,308 --> 00:13:16,944
Subtle.
302
00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:18,440
But you got it, right?
303
00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:21,246
Hey, guys.
304
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:22,676
Hey.
Hi. Hello.
305
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:23,947
I just want
everyone to know,
306
00:13:23,949 --> 00:13:27,084
uh, tonight's not
a sad occasion.
307
00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:28,980
Yeah, we just want to have
the kind of dinner
308
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,651
that we've all had here
so many times before.
309
00:13:30,653 --> 00:13:33,418
Good food, good friends, and
sometime around midnight,
310
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:36,149
heartburn that makes
you pray for death.
311
00:13:37,118 --> 00:13:39,155
Do you need any help
in the kitchen?
312
00:13:39,157 --> 00:13:41,753
No, we got it. You guys
make yourselves comfortable.
313
00:13:43,219 --> 00:13:46,320
All right, hey, you two, we're
here for Howard right now, okay?
314
00:13:46,322 --> 00:13:48,361
Yes, so please
behave yourselves.
315
00:13:48,363 --> 00:13:50,257
Fine.
Of course.
316
00:13:52,961 --> 00:13:55,860
So I heard you two, uh,
wrote a paper together.
317
00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:57,227
How's that going?
318
00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:03,033
This food is amazing.
319
00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:05,666
Mm, and not
a vegetable in sight.
320
00:14:05,668 --> 00:14:06,906
That's not true.
321
00:14:06,908 --> 00:14:08,505
We've got tomatoes right here.
322
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:14,282
All these bright people sitting
around a table by candlelight.
323
00:14:14,284 --> 00:14:17,577
Feels like we could be an
18th century French salon.
324
00:14:17,579 --> 00:14:19,017
Indeed.
325
00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:22,123
Penny, a salon is a gathering
326
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,258
where intellectuals
entertained each other
327
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,625
with sparkling conversations
about issues of the day.
328
00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:28,960
Oh, so it's like The View.
329
00:14:31,362 --> 00:14:35,801
Sheldon, The View is a daytime
talk show hosted by women.
330
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:37,908
Oh, I'm aware.
331
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,508
It features Whoopi Goldberg.
332
00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:42,412
She played Guinan on
Star Trek: Next Gen.
333
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,814
Penny, Next Gen
refers to Star Trek...
334
00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:46,119
Shut up.
335
00:14:48,052 --> 00:14:51,092
I would like to
propose a salon topic.
336
00:14:51,094 --> 00:14:52,524
Ooh, please do, Rajesh.
337
00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:54,736
The lead in The Hunger
Games is a woman.
338
00:14:54,738 --> 00:14:57,074
Marvel has made
“Tor” a female.
339
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,843
Wait, who's Tor?
340
00:14:58,845 --> 00:15:03,013
You know, Tor,
the God of “Tunder.”
341
00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:06,685
As I was saying,
is this a sign
342
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:09,959
that our society is
approaching gender equality?
343
00:15:09,961 --> 00:15:13,463
Certainly a lot more women
are reading comic books now.
344
00:15:13,465 --> 00:15:14,559
It's true.
345
00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:18,631
At the store, I had to put
a seat on the toilet.
346
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,064
We won't know
if there's equality
347
00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:21,903
until female Thor has a baby
348
00:15:21,905 --> 00:15:25,335
and the Avengers are cool with
her pumping breast milk at work.
349
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,173
I wonder if only a baby
who is worthy
350
00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:30,173
can suckle at the bosom of Thor.
351
00:15:30,175 --> 00:15:32,213
PENNY:
Okay, new salon topic.
352
00:15:32,215 --> 00:15:35,045
Salons... dumb thing
from a long time ago
353
00:15:35,047 --> 00:15:38,285
or interesting thing made dumb
by talking about superheroes?
354
00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:39,453
Discuss.
355
00:15:40,783 --> 00:15:43,220
I don't believe it matters
what the topic is.
356
00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:45,451
What's crucial for a salon
357
00:15:45,453 --> 00:15:46,955
is that we conduct
the discussion
358
00:15:46,957 --> 00:15:49,355
in an elevated
and insightful way.
359
00:15:49,357 --> 00:15:51,260
It's all about the execution.
360
00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:54,929
Of course you'd focus on that
rather than the inspiration.
361
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,497
Uh, new salon topic.
362
00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:59,567
What's more important,
an idea or its execution?
363
00:15:59,569 --> 00:16:01,063
Oh, that's fun.
364
00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:02,703
Yeah, good for you, Leonard.
365
00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:04,303
That's a lovely little notion.
366
00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:05,503
Kind of like,
367
00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:08,038
“I wish I could talk
to my uncle in Chicago.”
368
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,140
Yeah, now stand back
while I invent the telephone.
369
00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:13,139
“Hello? Oh, hold on.”
370
00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:14,339
Leonard, it's your uncle.
371
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,748
He says you just got burned.
372
00:16:17,919 --> 00:16:18,885
Sheldon.
373
00:16:18,887 --> 00:16:20,350
You guys.
No, it's okay.
374
00:16:20,352 --> 00:16:22,717
We're all adults trying to have
an intelligent discussion.
375
00:16:22,719 --> 00:16:23,853
At least I am.
376
00:16:23,855 --> 00:16:25,221
Howard, what
do you think?
377
00:16:25,223 --> 00:16:29,958
Well, I guess, as an engineer,
I lean towards execution.
378
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,029
I spend my days
379
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,293
trying to take
380
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,998
ideas and make them real.
381
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,269
Well said, old chap.
382
00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:38,967
I thought eloquence had died;
here it stands before us.
383
00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:40,944
Starting today, it'll go:
Gettysburg Address,
384
00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:43,744
“I have a dream”
and what you just said.
385
00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:45,080
Oh, now he's a genius?
386
00:16:45,082 --> 00:16:47,582
All you ever do is make fun
of him and engineering.
387
00:16:47,584 --> 00:16:50,678
Leonard, please.
His mother just died.
388
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,581
You're being ridiculous.
389
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:53,716
Yeah, so are you.
390
00:16:53,718 --> 00:16:55,348
Guys, if I wanted to hear
people be bitchy,
391
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,652
I'd go to my real salon.
392
00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:59,452
Leonard, lots of people
could've had that idea,
393
00:16:59,454 --> 00:17:00,725
but very few people could've
394
00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:02,494
worked out the math
the way I did.
395
00:17:02,496 --> 00:17:04,927
Lots of people
also didn't have that idea,
396
00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:07,906
like everyone in the entire
world except for me.
397
00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:09,771
Oh, well,
apparently Leonard thinks
398
00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:11,707
he's better than everyone
in the whole world,
399
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:12,811
including those
400
00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:14,147
fighting for our freedom.
401
00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:15,612
Yeah, well,
I don't know about you,
402
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,380
but I support our boys overseas.
403
00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:20,423
And girls.
404
00:17:20,425 --> 00:17:23,257
Hey, you already ruined Thor;
give it a rest.
405
00:17:24,395 --> 00:17:25,760
So I'm just supposed to be okay
406
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:27,831
with you hogging
all the credit?!
407
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,630
I didn't hog anything.
408
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,028
Unlike you and that weird
lasagna with raisins in it.
409
00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:34,268
You want some of this?
410
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,730
I'll give you some.
BERNADETTE: Hey!
411
00:17:35,732 --> 00:17:37,665
Sheldon, Leonard,
living room, right now!
412
00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:47,343
She said my name first;
that must kill you.
413
00:17:47,345 --> 00:17:49,510
BERNADETTE: I don't know
what you think you're doing,
414
00:17:49,512 --> 00:17:51,877
but this is a very difficult
time for my husband!
415
00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:54,677
We're eating the last food
his mother ever made,
416
00:17:54,679 --> 00:17:57,149
and you were gonna throw it
at each other like children?!
417
00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:59,382
Whatever it is you're
fighting about, put it aside,
418
00:17:59,384 --> 00:18:01,591
go back in there
and be a good friend to Howard
419
00:18:01,593 --> 00:18:04,456
or there's no dessert
for either of you!
420
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,962
Look at me
when I'm talking to you!
421
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,402
And don't think...
422
00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:14,707
You guys ever notice sometimes
Bernadette sounds like my mom?
423
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:16,811
I don't hear it.
No, not at all.
424
00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:29,238
(all groaning quietly)
425
00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:36,522
I don't think I've eaten
that much in my entire life.
426
00:18:36,524 --> 00:18:39,787
It's why my people wandered
the desert for 40 years.
427
00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:42,523
Took that long to walk it off.
428
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,256
You see, Penny, the Israelites
were in the desert...
429
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,663
Shut up!
430
00:18:48,665 --> 00:18:51,696
So glad you two
are done fighting.
431
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:56,303
Right now, I'm just trying
to burp without throwing up.
432
00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:57,367
SHELDON:
Hang on.
433
00:18:57,369 --> 00:19:00,341
Physics Today
mentioned the paper.
434
00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:01,436
What'd they say?
435
00:19:01,438 --> 00:19:03,835
Who cares?
Did they mention Leonard?
436
00:19:03,837 --> 00:19:04,938
They did.
437
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,568
ALL:
Yay.
438
00:19:08,073 --> 00:19:10,011
Good news, I found more Tums.
439
00:19:10,035 --> 00:19:11,793
ALL: Yay!
440
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:18,875
Sync, corrected by elderman
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