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What color would you like to be?
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Well, I'd like to be green,
but you know you always take it.
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That's not true.
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Any color's fine with me.
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Yeah, I could be a-a combination
of blue and yellow.
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Blue and yellow make green.
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Well, then it's settled.
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Hi. Ready to go?
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Oh, good news, we ordered lunch,
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so we can all stay here
and play Lord of the Rings Risk.
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Sheldon, we said that we would
play games with you tonight.
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Oh, no, we'll still
be playing it tonight--
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this game can easily
take eight hours.
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Sweetie, you really thought
I'd want to do this?
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No.
Well, did you tell him that?
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Yes.
Did you say it out loud with words?
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No.
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I don't want to spend the whole
day playing a board game.
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Yeah, well, you may change
your mind when you hear
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that this is the
new expanded edition
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which contains a more
complete map of Middle Earth,
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now including
the Haradwaith Territories.
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I will literally
race you to the car.
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No, no, no, come on,
don't leave. Just try it.
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No. We're always doing
what you guys want.
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Just once, it'd be nice
if you did something we wanted.
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You want to be green?
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You know, they
really have tried to like
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a lot of the same stuff we're into.
Yeah, we do game
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nights and video game
nights and we watch movies
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with director's commentary.
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Oh, my favorite--
George Lucas can talk
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all the way through
Star Wars, I say one word
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and I'm banished
to the kitchen.
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Yeah, today Amy and I
are deciding
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what we're all gonna do.
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You got it, you girls
are in charge.
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Thank you.
Sheldon?
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Fine.
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Now that we're not playing,
you can be green.
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Thank you.
And since you're green
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this time, I can
be it next time.
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All right, let's see.
What's something fun
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the guys would
never take us to do?
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Oh, I know-- we could
go horseback riding.
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I actually can't.
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My hips don't open
wider than 22 degrees.
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I rode a very
thin pony once.
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On the first bump...
just popped right off.
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All right, well,
what do you want to do?
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There's a craft and folk
art museum on Wilshire.
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Well, that's Wilshire's problem.
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Come on, you know, there-there's
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got to be something fun we could
do that the guys will hate.
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Hang on, why do we
have to hate it?
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Three words:
Doctor Who convention.
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I-I did not force you
to go to that.
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You walked out of the house
in a fez and bow tie. I went
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so you didn't get beat up.
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I wasn't gonna get beat up.
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You were, but somehow
I held myself back.
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You know what you could
make us do? Ice-skating.
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The cold air will trigger
Leonard's asthma
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and it plays right into
my well-known fear of
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getting flattened by a Zamboni.
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Now you're helping them
find ways to make us miserable?
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Well, I'm sorry, Leonard, I'm a
problem-solver, it's what I do.
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I actually can't
go ice-skating.
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I have unnaturally
brittle ankles.
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Is there any part
of your body that's normal?
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(chuckles)
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x12 ♪
The Space Probe Disintegration
Original Air Date on January 8, 2015
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Oh, my God, oh, my
God, oh, my God.
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Will you please relax?
I can't take it, dude.
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You okay?
No, I'm not okay. I feel like
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I'm gonna jump out of my skin.
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I told you
not to wax down there.
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It's itchy when it grows back.
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I'm worried about
the New Horizons space probe.
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What's he talking about?
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Nine years ago
he was part of a team
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that launched a spacecraft
to collect data about Pluto.
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It's finally close enough, so
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this morning
it turned itself on.
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We hope.
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The signal has to travel
over three billion miles.
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So it's gonna be hours before
we know if it even survived.
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Now we get to see him flip out
because he's worried
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it was demolished by space ice.
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Space ice is no joke.
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I can't even watch
Frozen anymore.
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Ooh, the philharmonic
is playing Beethoven downtown.
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Yeah, well, before
you say yes,
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it's not the movie
about the big dog.
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How come we can't think
of something we both want to do?
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Because you always
pick what we do
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and I just
go along with it.
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Ah, interesting--
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we're being accused of
making you do things
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you don't like,
and here you are,
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doing the same
thing to poor Amy.
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You should point out
the hypocrisy of that.
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That's what I was doing.
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Oh, that wasn't clear.
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Try it again, but this time
drive it home
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with, “How do you like
them apples, Missy?”
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All right,
keep thinking.
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You're making it
too complicated.
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Why not stick
to the basics?
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Go shopping for clothes
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while Leonard and I sit in those
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uncomfortable chairs
and hold your purses, hmm?
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I know I'd hate that.
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Leonard?
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Well, yeah.
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Well, then, it's settled?
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What do you say?
Sounds kind of perfect.
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It does-- somehow he managed
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to take all the fun out of it.
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Well, once again,
it's what I do.
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Oh, another two hours to go.
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The wait
is killing me.
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I know. I get it. When I was
in the Soyuz capsule
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returning from the space
station, plummeting toward Earth
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at 17,000 miles per hour...
Before you finish,
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is this a story about
patience and waiting
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or just another reminder
that you went to space?
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A story can
do two things.
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Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna
have a heart attack.
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You work in
pharmaceuticals--
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don't you have
anything you can give him?
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All I have is our new
urine flow drug.
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Won't help with his anxiety,
but it's so strong, when he pees
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he'll fly around the room
like he's got a jet pack.
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I can't stop thinking about it.
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You know, worrying won't
have any effect on what happens.
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I know.
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Maybe you need to do
something more productive.
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(sighs)
Okay.
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Ah.
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If I make this shot
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in the trash can,
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the probe will have arrived
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in perfect working order.
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So, in addition to being crazy,
you're resting the fate
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of the mission
on your athletic prowess.
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Yes.
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The man who crashed
his stationary bike.
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I didn't crash it, okay?
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My playlist was too up-tempo,
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I got light-headed
and I fell off.
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Okay.
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It all...
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comes down...
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to this.
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You happy? Now you can relax.
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What kind of scientist are you?
Everyone knows
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you got to make
two out of three.
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This isn't so bad.
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That's easy for you to say.
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Your chair's not
facing the lingerie section.
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Boy, that's a lot of panties.
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You guys comfy?
This might take a while.
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You know, I don't
understand why women
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insist on making
a big production
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out of buying clothes.
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No, you're right,
we should do what you do.
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Have our mom send us pants
from the Walmart in Houston.
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They have a man there
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who understands
my personal style.
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Bye.
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Uh, I've got some bad news.
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There's no cell service in here.
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Oh.
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Well, that's all right.
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There were plenty of ways
to pass the time
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before smart phones
were invented.
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That's true.
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I'll look them up.
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Son of a biscuit.
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Sheldon, it's fine.
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No, it's not fine.
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What kind of store
in the 21st century
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doesn't at least have Wi-Fi?
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I'm going to call
their corporate office...
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Son of a biscuit!
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Let's see, my armies
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are going
to attack the Shire
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from Buckland.
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And I roll...
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a five and a three.
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Okay.
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And to defend, I roll...
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two sixes. I win.
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Boy, double-sixes again.
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You know...
if I hadn't seen it
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with my own eyes,
I wouldn't believe it.
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I wonder how long
we're gonna be stuck here.
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I don't know, but the girls
do a lot for us.
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It's the least we can do.
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Oh, that's true.
I suppose it's only fair
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we make compromises.
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Look at you,
being all mature.
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I don't know why
you're so surprised.
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If there's one thing I know
about after living with you
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for so many years,
it's how to compromise.
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I-I'm sorry?
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You make compromises for me?
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All the time.
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On Earth?
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In our lives?
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That-That we're living?
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Oh, yes. I...
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Just yesterday, you had
a-a big piece of lettuce
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stuck in your teeth at lunch.
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Did I say anything? No.
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I compromised
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and kept my mouth shut.
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Like you should've, because
everyone was laughing at you.
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That is not
a compromise.
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A compromise is me
driving you everywhere
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because you refuse to learn how.
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Oh, I learned how.
Amy taught me.
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What? Then-Then why
don't you do it?
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Uh, well, it's scary.
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And sometimes
I get the pedals mixed up.
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But, more importantly,
driving me to work
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is one of the things
that gives your life purpose.
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I can't take that away from you,
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so... what do I do?
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Oh, come on, I'm practically
feeding you the answer.
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I compromise.
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Hey, uh, thanks for
keeping me company.
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I'm happy to.
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I think getting out of
the apartment will do you good.
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So... where we headed?
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If it's okay with you,
I'd like to go to temple.
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Buddy, trust me, you don't want
to convert to Judaism.
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I mean, I know I make it
look cool,
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but... it's not all briskets
and dreidels.
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I meant a Hindu temple.
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Oh. Okay.
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00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:03,035
It's not like Indiana Jones
and the Temple of Doom, right?
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00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:07,006
Some bald guy with horns
isn't gonna rip my heart out.
254
00:11:07,008 --> 00:11:09,375
Dude, that movie's
an imperialist fantasy
255
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:12,812
that makes the followers of a
beautiful and peaceful religion
256
00:11:12,814 --> 00:11:15,248
look like a bunch
of bloodthirsty barbarians.
257
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,215
You love that movie.
258
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,985
Yeah, it's pretty great.
259
00:11:21,588 --> 00:11:24,457
I'm surprised to see you
suddenly get religious.
260
00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:25,725
Why?
261
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,494
Well, because I've known you
for ten years
262
00:11:28,496 --> 00:11:30,196
and you've never gone to temple,
263
00:11:30,198 --> 00:11:31,997
you never talked
about believing in God,
264
00:11:31,999 --> 00:11:36,268
and last Diwali I watched you
eat two pounds of sacred cow
265
00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:39,438
at a Brazilian steak house.
266
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,274
Religion is
a very personal thing.
267
00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:44,877
I do go to temple--
I just... I don't talk about it.
268
00:11:44,879 --> 00:11:46,412
Yeah, but you're
a scientist.
269
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,479
So?
270
00:11:47,481 --> 00:11:48,881
So, as a scientist,
you believe the way
271
00:11:48,883 --> 00:11:51,016
to understand the universe
is through facts and evidence,
272
00:11:51,018 --> 00:11:52,084
and now
you're counting
273
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,786
on some blue chick
274
00:11:53,788 --> 00:11:55,988
with a hundred arms to help you?
275
00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:58,324
That is so offensive.
Does everything you know
276
00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,925
about Hinduism come
from Indiana Jones?
277
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,362
No. There's also Apu
from The Simpsons.
278
00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:07,866
Well, lots of scientists
believe in God.
279
00:12:07,868 --> 00:12:10,702
Okay? Newton,
uh, Faraday,
280
00:12:10,704 --> 00:12:12,371
uh, Pascal-- all were believers.
281
00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:15,140
Even Einstein was famous
for attacking quantum theory
282
00:12:15,142 --> 00:12:17,509
on the grounds
that “God does not play dice
283
00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:18,844
with the universe.”
Well, of course
284
00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:22,648
he believed in God--
he slept with Marilyn Monroe.
285
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,449
Actually
there's no proof of that.
286
00:12:24,451 --> 00:12:27,185
You believe in your religion,
I'll believe in mine.
287
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,490
How's it going
in there?
288
00:12:31,492 --> 00:12:32,492
Eh.
289
00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:35,360
Not really a great outfit
for work,
290
00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:39,898
unless something opens up in
the hookers and whores division.
291
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,868
Hey, can I ask you something?
Sure.
292
00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:45,637
Do I really force you
to do things you don't want to?
293
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,572
Yeah, but it's okay.
294
00:12:47,574 --> 00:12:48,807
How is it okay?
295
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,209
I promised myself,
if I ever got friends,
296
00:12:51,211 --> 00:12:53,445
I'd do whatever they said.
297
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,716
Really, I'm lucky you found me
before a cult did.
298
00:12:57,718 --> 00:13:00,552
Well, you know,
that was a long time ago.
299
00:13:00,554 --> 00:13:03,321
You're a different woman now.
You're smart,
300
00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:06,024
you've got great friends,
you've got a boyfriend,
301
00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:09,994
you're pretty, you have
zero fashion sense, but...
302
00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:12,464
Anyway, tonight we're gonna do
whatever you want.
303
00:13:12,466 --> 00:13:13,498
Really?
304
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,767
Absolutely.
You name it, we're doing it.
305
00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:19,971
Basket weaving
at the craft museum.
306
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:23,708
Well, you named it.
307
00:13:27,446 --> 00:13:29,280
Oh, here's another one.
308
00:13:29,282 --> 00:13:33,251
I wish that the apple pancake
mix was on the top shelf
309
00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:34,952
because it starts with an “A,”
310
00:13:34,954 --> 00:13:36,754
but I don't put it there
311
00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:38,956
because I don't want you
breaking one of your little legs
312
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:41,392
when you're supposed
to be making my breakfast.
313
00:13:42,695 --> 00:13:46,764
Is it my turn to talk
about the compromises I make?
314
00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:51,169
I wasn't done, but go ahead.
315
00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:54,839
He said, compromising.
316
00:13:54,841 --> 00:13:56,774
Because of you, I'm not allowed
317
00:13:56,776 --> 00:13:58,809
to adjust the temperature
in my own home.
318
00:13:58,811 --> 00:14:00,278
I'm not allowed to whistle.
319
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,580
I don't wear shoes
that might squeak.
320
00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:05,249
Well, you're a physicist,
not a circus clown.
321
00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:09,654
Sheldon, do you realize I don't
live with the woman I love
322
00:14:09,656 --> 00:14:11,288
because of you?
323
00:14:12,224 --> 00:14:13,624
No other reason. Just you.
324
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:16,093
Is that true?
Yes, it's true. The last time
325
00:14:16,095 --> 00:14:17,495
I brought it up,
you had an emotional breakdown
326
00:14:17,497 --> 00:14:20,498
and got on a train and ran away.
327
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,266
Well, given my history
on the subject,
328
00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:25,136
it seems a little reckless
to bring it up now.
329
00:14:25,138 --> 00:14:29,440
You have no idea
how much you inconvenience
330
00:14:29,442 --> 00:14:31,075
the lives of everyone
around you.
331
00:14:31,077 --> 00:14:33,010
It's exhausting!
332
00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:34,478
You know what?
333
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,480
You think you're so tolerant,
334
00:14:36,482 --> 00:14:38,449
but the truth is...
335
00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:40,517
you're mean to me a lot.
336
00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:41,919
Yeah,
you think
337
00:14:41,921 --> 00:14:43,587
that I don't notice
all those sarcastic comments
338
00:14:43,589 --> 00:14:45,989
and those eye rolls,
but I do. Hmm?
339
00:14:45,991 --> 00:14:48,625
I have
excellent peripheral vision.
340
00:14:49,928 --> 00:14:53,864
On a good day,
I can see my ears.
341
00:14:54,866 --> 00:14:57,568
Sheldon, I-I'm sorry
if I hurt your feelings.
342
00:14:57,570 --> 00:15:00,370
I've been holding a lot
of this in for a while.
343
00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:02,039
Well, I'm sorry, too.
And if you want
344
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,708
to live with Penny,
then I think you should.
345
00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,143
Do you mean that?
346
00:15:06,145 --> 00:15:08,512
Yes. Yeah, just put
on your squeaky shoes and...
347
00:15:08,514 --> 00:15:11,181
(mimics squeaking)
your way out of my life.
348
00:15:13,818 --> 00:15:15,819
Come on, don't get upset.
349
00:15:15,821 --> 00:15:17,954
I'm not upset.
350
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:23,226
I'm just imagining a world
without my best friend in it.
351
00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:25,562
Sheldon.
352
00:15:25,564 --> 00:15:26,530
It's okay.
353
00:15:26,532 --> 00:15:29,366
I-I'm not leaving your world.
354
00:15:29,368 --> 00:15:32,202
I'm just talking
about living across the hall.
355
00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:33,470
I understand.
356
00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:36,072
Either way,
I want you to know that...
357
00:15:36,074 --> 00:15:38,208
I'm aware of how difficult
I can be.
358
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,843
So I just want
to say...
359
00:15:39,845 --> 00:15:44,147
thank you
for putting up with me.
360
00:15:44,149 --> 00:15:46,583
Buddy...
361
00:15:50,154 --> 00:15:51,488
How are you guys
getting alo...?
362
00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:53,890
What? Why are
there tears?
363
00:15:53,892 --> 00:15:55,525
Everything's fine.
364
00:15:55,527 --> 00:15:58,194
We just started talking
about living arrangements.
365
00:15:58,196 --> 00:16:01,931
Are you crazy? You know
he's a flight risk.
366
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:05,802
That's exactly
what I told him.
367
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:07,904
Sheldon, we know this
is a sensitive subject,
368
00:16:07,906 --> 00:16:10,406
and Leonard's not gonna
move out until you're ready.
369
00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:15,378
Well, what if you did it
gradually?
370
00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:18,214
All right. Well...
371
00:16:18,216 --> 00:16:21,584
how about we start
with two nights a week
372
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:23,052
I live with Penny?
373
00:16:23,054 --> 00:16:27,190
How about one night and...
374
00:16:27,192 --> 00:16:29,392
I let you whistle?
375
00:16:32,996 --> 00:16:34,797
Okay.
376
00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:36,766
When I'm not home.
377
00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:39,869
You got it.
378
00:16:40,737 --> 00:16:42,605
There we go,
379
00:16:42,607 --> 00:16:45,308
compromising again.
380
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:48,477
We really are the best.
381
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:57,453
Here we go,
382
00:16:57,455 --> 00:16:59,088
my first
Hindu temple.
383
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:01,624
You see behind the
fountain, that tower
384
00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:03,425
that looks like a pyramid?
385
00:17:03,427 --> 00:17:05,428
It's called a Sikhara.
It symbolizes
386
00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:08,397
the-the connection between
the human and the divine.
387
00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:09,365
Huh.
388
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,834
I always thought
it was mini golf.
389
00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:14,536
All right. Shall we?
390
00:17:14,538 --> 00:17:18,307
Yeah. Just, uh, is there
anything I should know
391
00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:19,608
before I go in?
392
00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:20,809
Like what?
393
00:17:20,811 --> 00:17:23,579
Like am I dressed okay?
394
00:17:23,581 --> 00:17:25,647
Really? So every other place
you've been,
395
00:17:25,649 --> 00:17:27,883
you thought this was fine?
396
00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:30,786
I know you're under a lot
of pressure,
397
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,087
so I'm gonna let that pass.
398
00:17:32,089 --> 00:17:33,956
(sighs)
Sorry. You're right.
399
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,791
I'm so stressed.
400
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,559
But you know what,
401
00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:39,761
whenever I walk
into that temple
402
00:17:39,763 --> 00:17:42,130
I realize that whatever happens,
it's okay.
403
00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:44,266
We're all part of
an immense pattern,
404
00:17:44,268 --> 00:17:47,169
and though we can't understand
it, we can be happy to know
405
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,671
that it's-it's working its will
through us.
406
00:17:49,673 --> 00:17:52,741
That's nice.
(chuckles)
407
00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:54,977
Whether you call it God
or the universe or the self,
408
00:17:54,979 --> 00:17:58,347
we're all interconnected,
and that's just a beautiful...
409
00:17:58,349 --> 00:18:02,284
Son of a bitch!
That guy just dinged my car!
410
00:18:03,086 --> 00:18:05,387
(gasps)
S-Seriously?
411
00:18:05,389 --> 00:18:07,255
Y-You were
just gonna drive away?
412
00:18:07,257 --> 00:18:08,490
Like my life
413
00:18:08,492 --> 00:18:09,891
isn't hard enough right now.
414
00:18:09,893 --> 00:18:12,561
A space probe
might be destroyed,
415
00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:14,563
my parents are going
through an awful divorce,
416
00:18:14,565 --> 00:18:18,099
the guy who cuts my dog's hair
just gave her bangs!
417
00:18:18,101 --> 00:18:20,168
Raj.
418
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:23,471
You saw her. She looks like
Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber!
419
00:18:23,473 --> 00:18:26,174
Raj, you just
got a text.
420
00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:28,610
The probe turned
on. It's fine.
421
00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:32,113
(sighs)
Oh, good.
422
00:18:32,948 --> 00:18:35,750
Namaste, Grandpa.
423
00:18:43,526 --> 00:18:45,760
I thought
this was gonna be boring,
424
00:18:45,762 --> 00:18:47,362
but it's actually kind of fun.
425
00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:51,399
Don't tell Amy that. We'll
be here every Sunday.
426
00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:54,068
Sheldon, that really is
an excellent basket.
427
00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:55,837
It's not a basket.
428
00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:59,440
It's a soldier's helmet
from 16th century China.
429
00:19:02,778 --> 00:19:04,345
Very nice.
430
00:19:04,347 --> 00:19:07,548
Yeah, it
looks great.
431
00:19:08,884 --> 00:19:12,053
I saw that.
432
00:19:22,223 --> 00:19:25,592
Well, roomie,
it's only one night a week,
433
00:19:25,594 --> 00:19:26,694
but it's a start.
434
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,729
I know. I'm really
proud of Sheldon.
435
00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:30,597
Yeah, I'm proud of him, too.
436
00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:32,299
SHELDON: Can you keep it
down? Some of us
437
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,599
are trying
to sleep out here.
438
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:42,442
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