1 00:00:02,030 --> 00:00:07,140 I just want you both tknow, when I publish my findings,I won't forget your contributions. 2 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:08,590 - Great. - Thanks. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,260 Of course,Ian't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech, 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:13,070 but when I get around to writing my memoirs, 5 00:00:13,090 --> 00:00:17,070 you can expect a very effusive footnote and perhaps a signed copy. 6 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:20,720 - We have to tell him. - Tell me what? 7 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:24,750 Damn his Vulcan hearing. 8 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:28,250 You fellows are planning a party for me,aren't you? 9 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:31,130 Okay,Sheldon,sit down. 10 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:36,540 If there's going to be a them I should let you know that I don't care for luau,toga or "under the sea." 11 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,870 Yeah,we'll keep that in mind. Look... 12 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:45,140 we neeto talk to you about something that happened at the North Pole. 13 00:00:45,150 --> 00:00:49,960 If this is about the night the heat went out, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. 14 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,250 It's not about that. 15 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,780 And we agreed never speak of it again. 16 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:57,390 So we slept together naked. 17 00:00:59,570 --> 00:01:03,110 It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting. 18 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:06,100 He's spking about it. 19 00:01:06,110 --> 00:01:08,910 For me,it wasa bonding moment. 20 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:17,690 eldon,you remember the first few weeks we were looking for magnetic monopoles 21 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:23,140 and not finding anything and you were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator? 22 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:25,030 thought we were going to be gentle with him. 23 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:27,630 That's why I added the "tator." 24 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:35,530 And then when we finally got our first positive data, you were so happy. 25 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:40,250 Oh,yes. In the world of emoticons, I was colon,capital "D." 26 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:51,490 Well,in actuali,what your equipment detected wasn't so much evidence 27 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,870 of paradigm-shifting monopoles as it was... 28 00:01:55,610 --> 00:01:59,570 static from the electric can opener we were turning on and off. 29 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:04,030 He just went colon, capital "O." 30 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:08,820 - You tampered with my experiment? - We h to. 31 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:12,690 It was the only way to keep you from being such a huge Dickensian. 32 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,090 You see that? I add the "ensian." 33 00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:20,280 Did Leonard know abouthis? 34 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:22,950 Leonard's my best friend in the world. Surely Leonard didn't know. 35 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,210 Actually,it was his idea. 36 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:27,230 Of course it was. The whole planeeks of Leonard. 37 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,250 - I missed you so much. - I missed you,too 38 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:33,410 - I couldn't even think of anyone else ile you were gone. - Me,neither. 39 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:37,720 Except for one night when the heat went out. 40 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:41,690 Long story. It's... Don't ask. 41 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,480 Leonard. Leonard. Leonard. 42 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:51,130 Do not make a sound. 43 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:54,210 Whispering, "Do not make a sound... " ... 44 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:57,990 is a sound. 45 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,200 Damn his Vulcan hearing. 46 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:04,040 Not a good time,Sheldon. 47 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,780 Penny. nny. Penny. 48 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,620 Oh,this is ridicuus. 49 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:11,510 What? 50 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:15,880 Hello,Penny I realize you're currently at the mercy of your primitive biological urges, 51 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:20,460 but as you have an enti lifetime of poor decisions ahead of you,may I interrupt this one? 52 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,240 ********* 53 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:28,030 Wolowitz has informed me Comeof your grand deception. 54 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:29,880 Do you have anything to say for yourself? 55 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,240 Yes,I feel terrible about it. 56 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:35,030 I will never forgive myself, I don't expectou to,either, 57 00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:40,300 and I would really apprecie it if you would leave me with Penny fo******* 58 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,360 Okay,can someone plese tellm me what's going on here? 59 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:50,830 What's going on is I was d to believe I was mang groundbreaking strides in science, 60 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:53,380 when in fact, I was being fed false data 61 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:57,290 at the hands of lowitz,Koothrappali and your furry little boy toy. 62 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:00,660 Is that true? 63 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,160 It was the onlway to make him happy. 64 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,390 Well,why'd you have to make him happy? 65 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:07,840 Because when he wa't happy, we wanted to kill him. 66 00:04:08,650 --> 00:04:11,110 There was even a plan. 67 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,140 We were going to throw his Kindle outside, 68 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,830 and when he went to get it,lock the do and let him freeze to death. 69 00:04:18,770 --> 00:04:20,920 That seems like a bit of an overreaction. 70 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:26,650 No,the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs to four different sled dog teams and yell,"Mush." 71 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,490 Look,we kept the original data. 72 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,830 You can still blish the actual results. 73 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:36,090 Yes,but the actual results are unsuccessful 74 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,600 and I've already sent an e-mail to everyone at the university explaining that 75 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:43,280 I have confirmed string theory and forever changed man's understanding of the universe. 76 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,440 Aw,see,yeah,you probably shouldn't have done that. 77 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:51,090 So write another e-mail. Set the record straight. It's no big deal. 78 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,940 You're right,Leonard. It's not a big deal. 79 00:04:55,950 --> 00:05:01,720 All you did was lie to me, destroy my dream and humiliate me in frt of the whole university. 80 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:07,150 That,FYI,was sarcasm. 81 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:11,230 I,in fact,believe it is a big deal. 82 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,040 Oh,the poor thing. 83 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:15,500 Yeah,I feel terrible. 84 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,200 Aren't you going to go talk to hit. 85 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:21,570 What? Uh,he'll be fine. The guy's a trouper. Come here. 86 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:25,170 No,you're right-- you shouldn't talk to him. I will. 87 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:30,380 Man,I cannot catch a break. 88 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:40,050 Do y want to talk? 89 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:43,730 About what? Being betrayed by my friends? 90 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:46,740 Spending three months at the North Pole for nothing? 91 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:51,340 And I didn't even get to go to Comic-Con! 92 00:05:53,910 --> 00:05:56,750 Oh,hon... 93 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:04,850 ****** 94 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:07,680 That'for when I'm sick. Sad is not sick. 95 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:10,100 Sorry. I don't know your sad song. 96 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:13,300 I don't have a sad song. I'm not child. 97 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,460 Well,you know,I do understand what you're going through. 98 00:06:18,470 --> 00:06:22,930 Really? Did you just have the Nobel Prize in Waitressing stolen from you? 99 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:27,570 Well,no,but when I was a senior in high school, 100 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,310 one of my friends heard I was going to be named head cheerlead. 101 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:34,070 Oh,I was so excit. My mom even made me a celebration pie. 102 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:37,720 Then they named stupid Valerie Mobacher head cheerleader. 103 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,070 Big ol' slutbag. 104 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:47,700 Are you saying that you think a "celebtion pie" is even remotely comparable to a Nobel Prize? 105 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:51,300 Well,they're pretty tasty. 106 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,680 And on a different, but not unrelated topic, 107 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:58,600 based on your current efforts to buoy my spirits, 108 00:06:58,610 --> 00:07:03,290 do you truly believe that you were ever fit be a cheer leader? 109 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:12,980 Look,Sheldon, I juston't think that the guys and Leonard really meant to hurt you. You know? 110 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:17,110 They just told an unfortunateie to deal with a difficult situation. 111 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:17,940 Okay,you ow what it's like? 112 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:21,720 Remember that scene in the new Star Trek moe when Kirk has to take over the ship, 113 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:26,860 so he tells Spock all that stuff he knew wasn't true, like saying Spock didn't care his mom died? 114 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,430 I missed Comic - Con and the new Star Trek movie! 115 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:37,240 - I like the new look. - Thanks. 116 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,570 I call it "the Clooney." 117 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:47,030 I call it "the Mario and Luigi but whatever. 118 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,530 Hey,how's eldon doing? 119 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:54,990 Well,he came out of his room this rning wearing with the Force, 120 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,200 so I'd and trisay,"a ttle better. 121 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:02,240 "th If I may abruptly change the sject, did you and Penny finally... you know. 122 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:06,220 - Howard... - Personally,I d't care, but my genitals wanted me to ask. 123 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,600 Welltell your genitals what I do with Penny is none of their business. 124 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:14,140 He says they didn't do it. 125 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:18,010 Sheldon,over here. 126 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:34,030 What are you doing? 127 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,330 I feel bad for the guy. 128 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,210 Shdon,why are you sitting by yourself? 129 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,110 Because I am without friends. 130 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:46,790 Like the proveial cheese, I stand alone. 131 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:48,600 Evenhile seated. 132 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:50,600 Come on. We said we we sorry. 133 00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:52,560 It's going to take more than an "I'm sorry" 134 00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:56,720 and a store-bought apology pie from Penny to make up for what y've done to me. 135 00:08:56,730 --> 00:08:59,570 Hey,Cooper. Read your retraction email. 136 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:02,330 Way to destroy your reputation. 137 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,400 You see? People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning. 138 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:08,420 That's not true. 139 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,620 People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life. 140 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:16,020 All right,I've had enough. Attention,everyone. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 141 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:21,430 As many of you in the physics department might know, my career trajectory has taken a minor tour. 142 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,740 Off a cliff. 143 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:26,840 My credibility mayhave bee 144 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:27,820 Completely wrecked. 145 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:32,890 But I would like to remind you that in science, there's no such thing as failure. 146 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:37,390 There once was a man who referr to his prediction of a cosmological constant 147 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,130 as the single "biggest blunder" of his career. 148 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:44,670 That man's name was-- surprise,surprise-- Albert Einstein. 149 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:50,260 Yeah,but research into Dark Energy proved that Einstein's cosmological constant 150 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:55,990 was actually right all along, so you're still-- surprise,surprise--a loser. 151 00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:00,710 Oh,you think you're sclever. 152 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:04,050 Well,let me justell you, while I do not currently have a scathing retort, 153 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,270 you check your e-mail periodically for a doozy. 154 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,710 So much for our friendship with Sheldon. 155 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:18,780 ***** 156 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:30,540 Listen,since we got,you know,interrupted last night, 157 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:32,690 I didn't have a chance to give you this. 158 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,590 Oh,Leonard, you shouldn't have. 159 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:41,810 Oh,boy! What is it? 160 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,660 It's a snowflake. From the North Pole. 161 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:48,830 Are you serious? 162 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:53,110 It'll last forever. I preserved in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin. 163 00:10:57,570 --> 00:11:02,600 Oh,my God. That's the mo romantic thing anyone's ever said to me that I didn't understand. 164 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,280 It's actually a pretty simple process. 165 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:08,640 You see,cyanoacrylates are monomers which polymerize on-- 166 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,380 Red alert,Leonard. Sheldon ran away. 167 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:17,100 Man,I cannot catch a break. 168 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:19,250 So,how do you know he ranway? 169 00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:23,410 Well,he's not answering his phone, he handed in his resignation at the university 170 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:26,330 and he sent me a text that said,"I'm nning away." 171 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,760 Okay,well,thanks for letting me know. 172 00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:31,000 Well,Leonard,aren't you going to do something? 173 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:33,930 Of course I'm going to do something. 174 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:37,650 Uh,Howard,you checkthe comic book Raj, go to the Thai restaurant. 175 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:40,100 I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment. 176 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:45,430 Oh,damn it.***** 177 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,710 A break cannot be caught. 178 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,310 Hi,Mrs.Cooper. 179 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,440 is?Sheldon went home to Texas 180 00:11:54,200 --> 00:12:00,260 Yeah,no, I know he resigned. Yes...******* 181 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:03,940 No,no,no. You-you're right. Someone needs to come talk to him. 182 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:06,680 Don't worry,I'll ke care of it. Yeah. 183 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:11,740 All right. New plan. Howard,you and Raj go to Texas. 184 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,160 I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment. 185 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,310 Well,you're not gonna go with them? 186 00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:20,340 Well,you know, I gave you the snowflake and we were kissing and... 187 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:23,020 Oh,come o I don't want to go to Texas! 188 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:28,010 Oh,right,and I do? My people already crossed a desert once. We're done. 189 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,410 Trust me,you'll be fine. See ya. 190 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,110 Well,wait a second, Leonard,come on, how can you not go? He's your best friend. 191 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:40,210 - Yeah,but I already saw him naked. Just come here. - No. 192 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:45,070 I promise I will be he when you get back. Just go help Sheldon. 193 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,790 - Really? - Yeah. 194 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,940 We waited a few months. We can wt a few more days. 195 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,110 Maybe you can. 196 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,560 Go. 197 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,910 Boy,you cannot catch a break,canou? 198 00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:09,710 Here you go,Shelly. 199 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,790 Thks,Mom. 200 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:17,080 Hold your horses,young man. Here in Texas, we pray before we eat. 201 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:21,240 - Aw,Mom. - This is not California, land of the heathen. 202 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,870 Gimme. 203 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:30,800 By His hand we are all... 204 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,840 fed. 205 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:35,190 Give us,Lord, our daily... 206 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,340 bread. 207 00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:38,780 - Please know that we are truly... - grateful. 208 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:41,520 - For every cup and every... - plateful. 209 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,310 Amen. 210 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:48,390 Now,that wasn't so hard, was it? 211 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:52,420 My objection was based ononsiderations other than difficulty. 212 00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:55,830 Whatever. Jesus still loves you. 213 00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:00,890 Thank you for carving a smiley face in my grilled cheese sandwich. 214 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,610 Oh,I know how to take care of my baby. 215 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,680 *****but you can just pretend he's Chinese. 216 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:17,120 ttle thin, So,do you want to talk about what happened with you and yo little friends? 217 00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:18,640 They're not my friends. 218 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,870 All right. 219 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,390 If you recall, when you were little, 220 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:28,220 we s right here at this very spot anwe talked about some of the problems you had 221 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:30,590 gettinalong with the neighbor kids. 222 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,620 That was different. 223 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:36,300 They were threatened by my telligence and too stupid to know that's why they hated me. 224 00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:42,360 Oh baby,they knew very well why they hatedou. 225 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,090 I can't believe you bought a red cowboy hat. 226 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:59,370 Hello?I'm wearing a red turtleneck 227 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,360 Plus,it was the only boys' large they had. 228 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,840 I'm sorry, this does not look like Texas. 229 00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:12,120 Where's the tumbleweeds? Whe's the saloons? 230 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:13,130 Saloons? 231 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:15,100 Yeah,like in the movies I saw growing up in India. 232 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,390 You know,uh,Four for Texas, Yellow Rose of Tex. 233 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:22,790 This neighborhood is more Texas Chainsaw 234 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,310 I was really hoping to see a cattle drive. 235 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,910 What can I tell you? 236 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:31,000 They probably have steaks on sale at that big-ass Costco over there. 237 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:42,120 Will you please take ** 238 00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:44,610 No,I want to blend in. 239 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,800 To what? Toy Story? 240 00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:52,230 - Hi,boys. - Howdy,ma'am. 241 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,850 Howdy. You got here qck. 242 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,620 - We took the red-eye. - Well,come on in. 243 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:58,290 Thank you kindly. 244 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,640 Can ... Can I get you something to drink? 245 00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:01,430 Uh,no,thank you. 246 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:05,790 If y'all don't mind, I got a hankerin' for a Lone Star beer. 247 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:11,860 There's no alcohol in this usehold. Stop talking like that and lose the hat. 248 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,910 I'll take a diet Y-Hoo if you have it. 249 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:22,220 You'll take a Coke. What about you? Radge,isn't it? 250 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,540 Oh,you still having trouble talking to the ladies? 251 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:29,560 Because,you know, at o church, we have a woman who's an amazing healer. 252 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,730 Mostly she does,uh,crutch and wheelchair people, 253 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:38,980 but I bet she'd be willing to te a shot at whatever Third World demon is running around inse of you. 254 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:41,890 Uh,if you don't mind, Mrs.Cooper, 255 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:46,760 there's a 3:05 nonstopback to Los Angele and you have no idea how much I want to be on it. 256 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:48,670 A girl? 257 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:52,130 - Uh,yes,ma'am. - Oh,good. I been praying forou. 258 00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:57,840 Oh,Sheldon. 259 00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:58,860 What are they doing here? 260 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:00,830 - We came to apologize. - Agn. 261 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,660 And bring you home. So,why don't you pack up your stuff and we'll head back 262 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,760 No,thiss my home now. 263 00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:12,060 Thanks to you,my career is over and I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas 264 00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:15,260 trying to teach evolution to creatnists. 265 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,920 You watch your mouth,Shelly. 266 00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:22,950 Everyone's entitled to their opinion. 267 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,700 Evolution isn't an opinion,it's fact. 268 00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:29,370 And that is your opinion. 269 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,830 I forgive you. Let's go home. 270 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,420 ******* 271 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:51,960 How about that I finally caught a break. 272 00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:01,650 You know how ty say when friends have sex it can get weird? 273 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,940 Sure. 274 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,950 Why does it have to get weird? 275 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,020 I don't know. 276 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:14,000 I mean,we were friends, and now we're more than friends. 277 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,110 We're whatever "this" is. 278 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:20,700 But why label it,right? I mean, it is what it is and... 279 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:21,380 - Leonard? - Yeah? 280 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:23,950 - It's weird. - Totally.