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Good morning, Leonard.

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yeah.  we're gonna

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Have to stop by pottery barn on the way to work.

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I bought these star wars sheets,

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But they turned out to be much too stimulating

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To be compatible with a good night's sleep.

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I don't like the way darth vader stares at me.

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I'm not going to work.

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Oh,just because your career's been stagnant

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For a few years,that's no reason to give up.

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Sheldon,i was up all night

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Using the new free-electron laser

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For x-ray diffraction experiment.

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Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?

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No.

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Then you can drive. let's go.

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Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights

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And that you'd have to make other arrangements?

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You did.

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And?

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I didn't.

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Let's go.

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Good night,sheldon.

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But how am I going to get to work?

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Take the bus.

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I can't take the bus anymore.

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They don't have seat belts,and they won't let you

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Latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords.

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You tried to latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords?

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I didn't try. I succeeded.

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But for some reason,it alarmed the other passengers

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And I was asked to de-bus.

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Oh,you're a big boy.

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You'll figure it out.

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Don't talk to me like I'm a child.

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Now,take me to return  my star wars sheets!

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Penny?

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Penny? penny?

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Sheldon. what is it?

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Leonard's asleep.

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Thanks for the update.

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No. wait.

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You have to drive me to work.

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Yeah,i really don't think I do.

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But I don't drive,and I can't take the bus.

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Honey,you'll be fe as long as you don't do

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That bungee cord thing,okay?

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Penny.

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Didn't you recently stated that you and I are friends?

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Yes,sheldon. we are friends.

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Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand

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Is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.

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The favor.

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Oh,dear god.

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I'm sorry,i didn't realize

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I was interrupting your morning prayers.

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When you're done,we'll go.

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Thank you for driving me to work.

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You know this is my day off,sheldon.

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Oh,good. I'm not keeping you from anything.

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Your "check engine" light is on.

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Typically that's an indicator

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To,you know,check your engine.

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It's fine. it's been on for,like,a month.

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Well,actually,that would be all the more reason to...

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You know,check your engine.

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Sheldon,it's fine.

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If it were fine,

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The light wouldn't be on.

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That's why the manufacturer installed that light,

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To let you know it's not fine.

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Maybe the light's broken.

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Is there a "check the 'check engine light' light"?

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What?

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Studies have shown that performing tasks

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Such as eating,talking on a cell phone

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Or drinking coffee while driving

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Reduces one's reaction time

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By the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.

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Do you have any alcohol?

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Of course not.

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Too bad.

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You're going up euclid avenue?

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Leonard takes los robles avenu

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Well,good for leonard.

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Euclid avenue is shorter as the crow flies,

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But it has speed bumps,which appreciably increase

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Point-to-point drive time,

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Making It the less efficient choice.

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But you have the conn.

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Of course,if you're not going to slow down

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For the speed bumps,

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I withdraw my previous objection.

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Here's a fun question.

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Do you know what the most common street name is?

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No.

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The answer's tricky.

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It's second street.

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You see,you'd think it would be first street,

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But in most towns,first street eventually

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Gets renamed to something else.

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You know,like main street,

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Broad street.

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Michigan avenue.

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See,leonard and I   often use our commute time

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To exercise our minds  with brain-teasers like that.

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We also play games.

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Would you like to play one?

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No.

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Oh,come on. it's fun.

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Ooh! another bump.

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Okay. I'll say an element,and,and you say an element

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Whose name starts with the last letter

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Of the one I said,okay?

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I'll start.

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Helium.

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Now,you could say "mercury."

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That would give me a "y."

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Ooh. very clever.   that's a tough one.

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So I go with "ytterbium," which gets you back to "m."

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So you go "molybdenum," and I say "magnesium."

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You say "manganese." I say "europium,"

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And,then,you're left with "mendelevium,"

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And... there are   no more m's

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Because I believe that meitnerium

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Should still be called ekairidium.

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So,congratulations. you win.

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Do you wanna go again?

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Why don't we just have a little quiet time now?

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All right.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm finding your reckless nonchalance

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Regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling.

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Get out.

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Well,i ve to tell you

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That while I do have a theoretical understanding

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Of the workings of an internal combustion engine,

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I'm not sure I'm capable  of performing diagnostics.

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I said,"get out."

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Okay. I'll give it a shot.

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Oh,leonard. there you are.

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I'm ready to go home.

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T1  I just got here.

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Good. perfect timing.

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Sheldon,

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Told you,i only have access

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To the free-electron laser at night.

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I can't drive you for the next few weeks.

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No,you said you couldn't drive me to work.

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this is from work.

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Howard, help me out here.

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No,just for the fun of it,i'm gonna take his side.

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Now,

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How do you propose I get home?

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How did you get here in the first place?

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Penny.

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But I sense that's no longer an option.

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Look,i need to get edto the laser lab.

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You're just gonna have

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To find someone else to take you home.

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Ah,damn,i picked the wrong side.

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Oh,god,not euclid avenue!

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Why did howard leave you

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In the middle of the road anyway?

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We had a difference of opinion.

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Over what?

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Whether or not he was trying to kill me.

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For the record,i maintain he was.

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Where are you going?

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I'm taking you home.

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Oh,but I'm not going home.

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It's wednesday.

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Wednesday's new comic book day.

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We have to go to the comic book store.

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And then,we have to stop

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At soup plantation; it's creamy tomato soup day.

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And radio shack.

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There's a sale on triple-a batteries.

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Plus,we have to go to pottery barn

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And return my star wars sheets.

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I have a better idea.

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You want to go to pottery barn first?

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Can you drive me to pottery barn?

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Maybe if I turn off the night-light,

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I can keep the sheets.

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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Sheldon,sit down.

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She's in my spot.

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Don't look at me like that.

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Everybody knows that my spot.

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Sheldon,you know  that we care about you.

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And it's because we care about you

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That we've decided we have to speak up.

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You're hurting the people around you,sweetie.

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So we made you an appointment,

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And we want you to keep it.

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Department of motor vehicles new driver handbook?

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But I don't have a problem.

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Sheldon,you need to learn how to drive.

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This madness has to stop.

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Penny's taking you to the dmv.

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I'm going to bed.

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Why penny?

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Because rock breaks scissors.

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Good night.

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All right,come on,sheldon.

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Hold on.

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I have one condition.

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What?

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We have to stop at pottery barn.

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Okay.

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And radio shack.

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Fine.

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And the comic book store.

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All right!

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Ooh,i want to go to the comic book store.

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I like comic books.

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I just don't see why I need a driver's license.

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Albert einstein never had a driver's license.

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Yeah,but albert einstein didn't make me wet myself

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At 40 miles an hour.

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Yeah,and I never wanted to kick albert einstein in the nuts.

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You know,i gotta ask,why didn't you just

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Get a license at 16 like everybody else?

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I was otherwise engaged.

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Doing what?

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Examining perturbative amplitudes

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In n=4 supersymmetric theories

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Leading to a re-examination of the ultraviolet properties

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Of multi-loop n=8 supergravity using modern twistor theory.

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Well,how 'bout when you were 17?

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Take this to the testing area,

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Put your name at the top,sign the bottom,

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Answer the questions,bring it back. next

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Application?

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I'm actually more of a theorist.

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The application in your hand.

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Give it to her.

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Take this to the testing area,

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Put your name at the top,sign the bottom,

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Answer the questions,bring it back. next!

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Excuse me,but I have some concerns about these questions.

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Look at that sign up there.

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Yes?

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Does it say "i give a damn"?

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No.

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That's because I don't.

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Just look.

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See,this first question makes no sense.

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"how many car lengths

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Should you leave in front of you when driving?"

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There's no possible way to answer that.

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A "car length" is not a standardized unit of measure.

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Look at the sign.

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Sheldon,it's "c." just put down "c."

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I don't need yourelp,penny.

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Listen to that little girl,honey.

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Put "c." next!

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No,wait! no,hang on.

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Look at this next question.

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Sheldon,why are you arguing with the dmv?

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How else are they going to learn?

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Look...

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"when are roadways most slippery?"

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Now,okay,there are three answers,

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None of which are correct.

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The correct answer is "when covered by

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"a film of liquid sufficient to reduce

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"the coefficient of static friction

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"between the tire and the road to essentially zero,

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But not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction."

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Here's your learner's permit. go away.

274
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But I'm not done.

275
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I have many additial concerns

276
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About these questions.

277
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Don't make me climb over this counter.

278
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Come on. let's go. come on.

279
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Next!

280
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Aced it.

281
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Okay,that's it.

282
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Let's boot it up.

283
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Booting.

284
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This is a state-of-the-art simulator.

285
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I adapted it from something

286
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A friend of mine designed for the army.

287
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Is that why I appear to be in downtown fallujah

288
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Behind the wheel of an up-armored humvee?

289
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I haven't configured it yet.

290
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Let's see...

291
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Bradley tank...

292
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Transport truck...  batmobile...

293
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Ooh! no.

294
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Here we go. red 2006 ford taurus

295
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On the streets of pasadena.

296
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What?

297
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Statistically,red cars are stopped by police

298
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Far more often than any other color.

299
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I don't want any hassles with the fuzz.

300
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Fine,what color do you want?

301
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:18,500
You know the pale blue of luke skywalker's lightsaber?

302
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:23,060
Before it was digitally remastered?

303
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Black,it is.

304
00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:29,160
Okay,now,what you want to do first

305
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Is turn on the ignition

306
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And shift into drive.

307
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I haven't fastened my seat belt yet.

308
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Okay,fasten your seat belt.

309
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Click

310
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Now,are there air bags?

311
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You don't need air bags.

312
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,130
What if a simulated van  rear-ends me?

313
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I'll hit you in the face with a pillow.

314
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Okay,now shift into drive.

315
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Pull out slowly into traffic.

316
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Watch out,watch,watch out for the pedestrians!

317
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Oh,god.

318
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Wait-- slow--

319
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Hit the brakes! the brakes!

320
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Thank you.

321
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Sorry.

322
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Excuse me.

323
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My bad.

324
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Student driver.

325
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How did you manage

326
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To get on the second floor of the glendale galleria?

327
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I don't know.

328
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,130
I was on the pasadena freeway. I missed my exit,

329
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Flew off the overpass,and one thing led to another.

330
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,200
Maybe you want to give it a rest and try again tomorrow.

331
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:05,130
No. I quit.

332
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,730
Aw,the pet store.

333
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,700
Remind me to compliment wolowitz on the software.

334
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,600
It's amazingly detailed.

335
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:25,360
Th  so wait,you're just gonna give up?

336
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,260
No,i'm not giving up.

337
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,300
I never give up.

338
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,630
So,what is it you're doing?

339
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,660
I'm...

340
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Transcending the situation.

341
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I'm clearly too evolved for driving.

342
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,960
What does that mean?

343
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:51,360
Leonard,have you ever wondered why my little toes

344
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And lateral incisors are significantly smaller

345
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Than the average for someone of my size?

346
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,260
I wonder a lot of things about you,sheldon.

347
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,700
But not-not that.

348
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,700
Well,those are indicators

349
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,830
That I'm farther along the evolutionary scale

350
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Than the average human.

351
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,730
- No kidding. - well,no,no.

352
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,430
I'm not gonna go so far as to say

353
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,160
That I represent a distinct new stage in humankind--

354
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:17,200
You know,a homo novus,if you will.

355
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,930
No,that's for anthropologists to decide.

356
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,860
But I am convinced

357
00:17:22,930 --> 00:17:25,900
That the rson I cannot master the plebeian task of driving

358
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,000
Is because I'm not meant to.

359
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,530
Yes,you are.

360
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,830
You're meant to learn how to drive.

361
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,600
Please learn how to drive!

362
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,060
No,no.

363
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:34,730
Leonard,i'm meant for greater things,

364
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,000
Like unraveling the mysteries of the universe,

365
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,600
Not determining when it's safe

366
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,900
To pass a stopped school bus on a country road.

367
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,500
It's never safe.

368
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,630
Yeah,well,i know that now.

369
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,460
Fine.

370
00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:51,560
Assuming that everything you say is true,

371
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,960
How does the biologically superior homo novus

372
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,400
Get to work tomorrow morning?

373
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,460
Homo novus doesn't know.

374
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,930
Well,hang in there.

375
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,830
Maybe you'll evolve into something with wings.

376
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,530
Good morning,gentlemen.

377
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,300
Hey. good morning.

378
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,760
Is there some new kind of casual friday

379
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:24,260
I don't know about?

380
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:26,460
No,he lives here now.

381
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:28,960
Really? why?

382
00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:31,460
Since he won't take the bus and he's too evolved to drive,

383
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,900
He decided it would be easier to just sleep in his office

384
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,300
And shower in the radiation lab

385
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,200
Until I'm finished with my experiment.

386
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,930
But you finished your experiment a week ago.

387
00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:41,931
Yep

388
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,100
Ay,dios mio.

389
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,760
Tra vez?

390
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,500
Deben ser rata

391
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,300
Las ratas no hacen pan tostado

392
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,500
Y le cortan las orillas.

393
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,300
Ay,dios mio!

394
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,230
You saw nothing!