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All right,
Professor Proton fans,
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get ready to meet
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
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and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler,
a pair of real-life scientists
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who may win
the Nobel Prize.
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That's like
the Kids' Choice Award,
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but with more science
and less slime.
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Hi, thanks for having us.
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Kids' Choice Award?
Why would they let kids choose anything?
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They're basically
human larvae.
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Well, they are kind of
our target audience.
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Greetings, children.
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Toys, am I right?
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He is.
He has hundreds of them.
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So you two have
discovered something
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that a lot of people
are really excited about.
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We have.
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Now,
before you explain it,
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keep in mind that
our average viewer is this many.
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Okay, imagine
you're looking in a mirror.
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The image you see
looks just like you.
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That's called
symmetrical.
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Now imagine
you have a billion mirrors,
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and each of them reflects one thing
about you correctly
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and a billion things
about you incorrectly.
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And imagine
the set of incorrect things
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are floating in an abstract
n-dimensional hyperspace.
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Now imagine there was never
a mirror to begin with.
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Oh, was that
a doorbell?
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I didn't
hear anything.
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Huh, there it is again.
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Sheldon,
why don't you answer it?
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But I don't know who it is.
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Maybe it's a special guest
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who I invited
just to surprise you.
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Why don't you open it up
and find out.
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This is a terrible message
to send to children.
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Children,
you never open the door
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if you don't know
who's on the other side.
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You always make
your mommy or daddy do it
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while you hide under the bed
and try to imagine
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what your superhero name will be
when you avenge their deaths.
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I'll get it.
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But it can't be The Silver Shadow...
that's mine.
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Hello.
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Captain on the bridge!
Captain on the bridge!
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You're William Shatner.
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You can call me Bill.
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- Ooh, can I call you Captain?
- No.
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- Please?
- No.
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Please?
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Sure.
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And w-will you call me
Science Officer Cooper?
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This has got to stop.
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I think you know
how to make it stop.
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Put her there,
Science Officer Cooper.
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Put her there,
Science Officer Cooper.
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Oh, poor Shatner.
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Poor Shatner?
I have to eat lunch now.
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Look, Sheldon's
pretty embarrassed,
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so when he gets here,
we should...
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- Make fun of him?
- A lot. -
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Guys, don't you think
that's a little mean?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, just so we're all
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- on the same page.
- Yeah.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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So, Sheldon,
did you get
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William Shatner's autograph,
or maybe his dry cleaning bill?
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Very funny,
get it all out.
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Like you did on
William Shatner?
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Raj, do you have
something to add?
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You brought shame upon
yourself and your family.
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It's not funny,
but it's true.
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I will admit the meeting
did not go the way I wanted.
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Because you barfed
where no man has barfed before?
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Well, the next time I meet him,
it will go better.
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Next time? What makes you think
there's gonna be a next time?
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Wil will give me another chance.
He thinks the world of me.
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Awh.
One of the reasons I love you
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is you actually believe that.
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Thank you.
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♪ Theme Song... --->
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
*THE BIG BANG THEORY*
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Season 12 Episode 16
Episode Title: "The D & D Vortex"
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Wil Wheaton.
Wil Wheaton.
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Wil Wheaton.
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Wil Wheaton.
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Wil Wheaton.
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Wil Wheaton.
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Now's not a good time,
Sheldon.
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- For what?
- You.
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I need to apologize.
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- Apology accepted.
- Wil, come on,
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I cast fireball,
you need to roll
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your dexterity save.
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I'll be right there.
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Are you playing
Dungeons & Dragons?
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- No.
- Would you hurry up, man,
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the map says this dungeon's
full of dragons.
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- Still no.
- Who are you playing with?
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Ugh... it's just some friends,
you don't know them.
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Wheaton, get back here.
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Hobgoblins
are at the gate,
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and you're at the door
buying Girl Scout Cookies.
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- Is that William Shat...?
- Nope.
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Hey, you guys want to read
my fan fiction mash-up,
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"Captain Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"?
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- Nope. - No.
- Certainly not.
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You don't even know
what it's about.
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Is it about
a superhero
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who finds her voice
by doing stand-up?
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That's so much better
than what I had.
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Mine is just a Jewish girl
that flies.
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I'd read that.
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Guys, guys,
Wil Wheaton
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hosts a secret
celebrity D&D game.
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- How do you know?
- Who was there?
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Why are you damp?
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I was trying to peek
in Wil's window,
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and he turned
the sprinklers on.
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Oh, that means they
must be really famous.
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I'm almost positive
I heard William Shatner.
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I wonder
who else is playing.
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I-I bet we can use graph theory
to determine who Wil knows
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- and who is likely to play D&D.
- Yes.
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Okay,
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obviously he's connected
to the whole Next Gen cast...
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So this is the rest of our night,
huh?
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Oh, no,
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this is the rest of our lives.
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And Josh Brolin
gets you to every Avenger.
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Kevin Smith's
in this article
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about celebrities
who play D&D.
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Oh! A-And he was
on Wil's podcast,
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so they know each other.
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G-Go on his Instagram,
see if you can find anything.
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Yeah, he-he posted something
an hour ago:
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"#GameNight."
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That looks like
Wil's house.
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William Shatner,
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Kevin Smith...
Who else could be there?
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Do you see what I see
over his shoulder?
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Is that a ghost?
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I think it's Stuart.
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That is Stuart.
What-What's he doing there?
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Maybe he died
in Wil's house
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and he can't leave
until he solves his own murder.
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Why would Wil invite
Stuart and not us?
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I know the answer.
Yeah.
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We all know the answer.
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Hey, guys.
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You're home late.
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Uh, yeah.
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I had a crazy night.
I went to the pharmacy.
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I like to be there when
the new decongestants drop.
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Cut the crap.
We know where you were.
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We know what
you were doing.
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Yeah, I just told you.
I was at CVS breathing my ass off.
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Oh, you were breathing,
all right.
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You were breathing the
rarefied air of celebrities.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Then why are
you trembling?
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I'm always trembling.
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We know you were
at Wil's D&D game.
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We saw you on Instagram.
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We just want to know
how you got invited.
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I can't talk about it or they
won't invite me back next week.
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So there's another
game next week.
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No, I didn't mean
to say that.
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- Who's in it?
- I can't tell you!
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- How do we get invited?
- I don't know!
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How many hit dice are they
playing the wereboar as having?
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12d8 + 24...
I mean, I don't know!
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- Hey, Stuart.
- I don't want to play anymore.
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It's too much pressure.
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- Why, what happened?
- I've-I've said too much.
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You haven't said anything.
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Not to you, to them.
Who's them?
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Ah!
Now I have said too much!
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But y-you blocked
your number, right?
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Relax,
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this is not my first
creepy phone call.
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It's like riding a bike...
slowly past a girl's house.
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Hello.
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Wil, Bill Shatner here.
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Is this Howard?
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Of course not.
It-It's Shatner.
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If you don't believe me, ask my
good friend, Christopher Walken.
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Hello, Bill and I are just
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hanging out...
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at The Polo Lounge.
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Mr. Shatner, Mr. Walken,
here are your martinis.
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What are you doing?
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- I'm filling out the world.
- You're ruining it.
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- No, he's not.
- Thanks, Wil.
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Sheldon, why are you walking
everywhere? Just get a horse.
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I had a horse.
It got hit by a train.
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Get another one.
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I can't just replace
Chauncey.
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I'm still in the
grieving process.
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Hey.
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Hey, Leonard, I have an opening
in my D&D game next week,
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and I was wondering if you
were interested in playing.
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Well, yes, thank you.
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Okay, great.
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Now, here's the thing,
you can't tell anyone.
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I'm serious,
not Howard, not Raj,
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and certainly not Sheldon.
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Okay.
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I'm really sorry to put you in a position
where you have to lie
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to your friends...
See you there!
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You come face to face
with a massive monster
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with a gaping maw
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full of teeth, three huge legs,
and flailing tentacles.
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What do you do?
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Fellas, it looks like
we're facing a, an otyugh.
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Here's the plan...
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Hold on there, Bill.
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Now what, Kareem?
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How do we know it's not a Neo-otyugh?
Same way I know the difference
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between an owlbear
and a bugbear.
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Does that answer
your question?
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No.
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Look, there's one way
to settle this:
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we chop it up
and look at the pieces.
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Oh, come on, why do you always
got to attack everything?
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Why can't we just try
talking to it?
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Big surprise, Podcast
here wants to talk.
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What do you think, Leonard?
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I think this is the greatest day
of my entire life.
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It's all right, buddy,
one day you'll meet a girl.
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Hey, how was your lecture?
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Oh, it was so good.
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I-I-I mean,
it-it started great,
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and then the, the middle
was great,
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and then the ending was like...
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So great.
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Leonard, if you went to House
of Pies again, just say it.
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Wait, if you think I'm lying,
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why do you think
I'm eating pies?
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Why don't you think I'm...
having an affair?
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Listen, I-it's fine, just
next time, bring me a slice.
249
00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:41,997
Okay, well, if you
really want to know,
250
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,302
I'll tell you where I was.
251
00:11:43,388 --> 00:11:46,380
I was at Wil's D&D game,
but that's all I can say.
252
00:11:46,468 --> 00:11:48,872
Oh, fun.
Were there famous people there?
253
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,021
Ah, sorry, I-I-I can't
tell you that.
254
00:11:52,451 --> 00:11:54,615
Okay, well, yes,
255
00:11:55,171 --> 00:11:58,701
but I-I-I-I can't
tell you who.
256
00:11:58,895 --> 00:12:00,812
Well, no, I-I can
tell you Shatner,
257
00:12:00,898 --> 00:12:03,091
but that's only because
you already knew that one.
258
00:12:03,677 --> 00:12:05,419
Well, I'm glad you had fun.
Yeah.
259
00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:08,145
Ugh, I wish I could tell you
who else was there.
260
00:12:09,217 --> 00:12:10,405
I can't, I promised.
261
00:12:10,491 --> 00:12:13,333
Yeah, if it makes you feel
better, I couldn't care less.
262
00:12:14,261 --> 00:12:15,434
That's true,
263
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,784
you don't care, so there's
no harm in telling you.
264
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,627
Okay, you really
don't have to.
265
00:12:19,713 --> 00:12:22,112
All right,
I'll tell you. Uh...
266
00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:24,479
Kevin Smith was there,
267
00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:27,885
and-and, uh, this really
tall guy named Kareem.
268
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,846
Wait-wait,
K-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
269
00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:34,268
I don't know, it was, uh,
Kareem something Jabbar.
270
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,268
How do you know him?
271
00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:39,143
How do you not know him?
272
00:12:39,971 --> 00:12:42,100
Well, I know him now
'cause he was there.
273
00:12:42,185 --> 00:12:43,338
Wow.
274
00:12:43,424 --> 00:12:45,127
That is so cool.
275
00:12:45,213 --> 00:12:47,010
Oh, a-and that, uh,
the guy that played
276
00:12:47,096 --> 00:12:48,683
the werewolf on-on True Blood,
277
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,520
he was there.
Wh... Joe Manganiello?
278
00:12:51,684 --> 00:12:54,803
Uh, yeah.
From Magic Mike?
279
00:12:57,631 --> 00:12:59,240
- What's that?
- Oh!
280
00:12:59,857 --> 00:13:01,037
Okay, okay,
281
00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:05,349
did he look...
like this?
282
00:13:05,699 --> 00:13:07,998
He had his clothes on,
but, yeah.
283
00:13:09,768 --> 00:13:11,560
I can't believe you
met Joe Manganiello.
284
00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:13,123
- Is he nice?
- Oh, he's so nice.
285
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,732
I-I-I rolled my dice
underneath the couch,
286
00:13:15,818 --> 00:13:18,459
and he just lifted
it up, one hand.
287
00:13:19,489 --> 00:13:21,771
Oh, I-I bet he did.
288
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,389
Hi. Okay, can you guys
keep a secret?
289
00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:28,245
- Yeah.
- Sure.
290
00:13:28,331 --> 00:13:30,037
Good, 'cause I can't.
291
00:13:30,123 --> 00:13:32,310
Leonard played
Dungeons & Dragons
292
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,264
with the hot guy
from Magic Mike.
293
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:37,709
- I never got to see that movie.
- Seriously?
294
00:13:37,795 --> 00:13:39,146
Yeah, Howie made us leave
295
00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:41,623
as soon as he realized
it wasn't about magic.
296
00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:46,014
Well, I have seen that movie
one or seven times,
297
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,826
and trust me,
it is magic.
298
00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:52,599
- Which guy?
- That one.
299
00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:54,922
Abracadabra.
300
00:13:57,026 --> 00:13:59,318
Hey, you know what was fun?
301
00:13:59,412 --> 00:14:02,412
That time we played
Dungeons & Dragons.
302
00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:06,240
That was fun.
We should play that more.
303
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,217
Sorry, what now?
304
00:14:16,537 --> 00:14:17,912
Hey, what are you guys
doing here?
305
00:14:17,998 --> 00:14:20,415
Oh, I, uh, think Sheldon
might have left something.
306
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:21,741
Oh, you mean,
besides his lunch?
307
00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:28,139
You are so funny, Wil.
308
00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:31,373
Ohh! We were just talking
about how funny you are.
309
00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:33,514
Yeah, Leonard told you,
didn't he?
310
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,017
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Yup. - Yeah.
311
00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:36,699
It's Manganiello?
312
00:14:36,785 --> 00:14:38,335
- Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
313
00:14:38,701 --> 00:14:39,917
Feel good about yourselves?
314
00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:42,154
- Nope. - No.
- Yeah.
315
00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:46,773
- Oh, we're going with no?
- No.
316
00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:51,342
Hey, guys.
317
00:14:51,855 --> 00:14:53,515
What are you smiling about?
318
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,499
What?
This is my regular face.
319
00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:57,863
No, it's not.
320
00:14:57,949 --> 00:15:00,538
Y-Your regular face
is more like this...
321
00:15:02,925 --> 00:15:07,695
No, no, I-it's-it's more
in the eyebrows, like this...
322
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,159
Okay, make your jokes.
323
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,495
I'm still in a great mood.
324
00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:21,620
Hey.
Wait, what?
325
00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:24,143
Why?
326
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:28,126
Oh, come on, but...
327
00:15:29,185 --> 00:15:32,112
O-Okay, fine.
328
00:15:32,704 --> 00:15:35,745
Huh, Raj was right,
it is more in the eyebrows.
329
00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:38,190
What was that all about?
330
00:15:38,276 --> 00:15:40,440
Wil kicked me out
of his D&D game.
331
00:15:41,383 --> 00:15:43,401
You were
in Wil's D&D game?
332
00:15:43,487 --> 00:15:45,472
- With William Shatner?
- And you didn't tell us?
333
00:15:45,558 --> 00:15:48,276
I'm sorry,
Wil made me promise not to.
334
00:15:48,377 --> 00:15:49,595
I thought
we were friends.
335
00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:51,432
Oh, come on,
you guys would do the same
336
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,156
thing. No, we wouldn't!
I told you when I was
337
00:15:54,242 --> 00:15:55,565
in spin class with
Scarlett Johansson.
338
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,601
It didn't even turn out
to be Scarlett Johansson.
339
00:15:57,687 --> 00:15:59,916
Well, that's her
fault, not mine!
340
00:16:00,702 --> 00:16:01,885
It doesn't matter
341
00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:04,478
because Penny blabbed about it
and now I'm out.
342
00:16:06,892 --> 00:16:09,156
So there's an open seat.
343
00:16:10,439 --> 00:16:11,894
Wil!
Wil Wheaton!
344
00:16:12,128 --> 00:16:13,642
Open! Open!
345
00:16:15,631 --> 00:16:17,885
No. No. No.
346
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,549
Hell no.
347
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:22,820
Look, we know Leonard is out.
You need to fill a seat.
348
00:16:22,905 --> 00:16:24,424
It should be one of us.
349
00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:25,939
Or give me another chance.
350
00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:28,736
I think me and Joe Manganiello
were really hitting it off.
351
00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:32,363
- Joe Manganiello was there?
- From Magic Mike?
352
00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:34,752
You guys suck.
353
00:16:34,838 --> 00:16:37,213
Agreed. You guys suck.
Let's go, Wil.
354
00:16:37,611 --> 00:16:38,719
No.
355
00:16:40,174 --> 00:16:41,439
All of you.
356
00:16:41,674 --> 00:16:43,236
You're just
trying to use me
357
00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:45,072
to get close
to my famous friends.
358
00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:46,844
Do you know how
that makes me feel?
359
00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:49,080
Flattered?
360
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,082
Used.
361
00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:52,823
I was gonna
guess that.
362
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:56,167
One of the worst things
about being a celebrity
363
00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:59,538
is you never know if people
like you for you.
364
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,507
Well, thanks
for letting me know.
365
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,431
You're right, that was
really crappy of us.
366
00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:10,919
Yeah, I guess we just got
caught up in the excitement.
367
00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:14,009
We're sorry, Wil.
We do like you for you.
368
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:15,560
And if it makes
you feel
369
00:17:15,646 --> 00:17:18,568
any better, I don't even really
consider you a celebrity.
370
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,060
Should we go or do you want
to wait for the sprinklers?
371
00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:34,138
Guys, I-I still feel
a little bad about Wil.
372
00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:35,404
Me, too.
373
00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:38,803
Yeah. We should invite him
to come play with us.
374
00:17:39,076 --> 00:17:40,775
Ask him to bring
some chips
375
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,131
because we're all out.
376
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,379
Hey, Wil, this is Leonard.
377
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,613
Make it Bugles.
378
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,056
No, no, no, no, no,
pretzel sticks.
379
00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:48,719
No, no, no, Bugles.
380
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,619
We're gonna play some D&D
381
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,056
and thought you might
want to join us.
382
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,189
Thank you, Leonard, but actually
383
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,890
I can't do it tonight.
384
00:17:56,071 --> 00:17:57,664
Uh, how about another time?
385
00:17:58,079 --> 00:17:59,969
Okay, great. Thanks. Bye.
386
00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:02,711
Okay, where were we?
387
00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:09,938
I was about to go all
Wrath of Khan on the ogres.
388
00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:11,739
Oh, man, that's it.
389
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,899
Put another dollar
in the Star Trek jar, Bill.
390
00:18:15,422 --> 00:18:17,125
Worth it.
391
00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:22,305
Speaking of putting
dollars in things...
392
00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:28,518
I loved you
in Magic Mike.
393
00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:30,618
Thanks.
394
00:18:30,704 --> 00:18:32,399
Switch places with me.
395
00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,155
Are we playing musical chairs
396
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,399
or Dungeons & Dragons?
397
00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:40,903
Yeah, let's teach that ogre
what my broadsword tastes like.
398
00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:43,704
I like your moxie.
399
00:18:44,649 --> 00:18:47,704
Aw, and I like
your grandpa words.
400
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,821
My dad and I watched you win
back-to-back championships.
401
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,727
And I watched you sniff Joe's
hair when he wasn't looking.
402
00:19:04,615 --> 00:19:07,261
Thank you again for inviting us,
and don't worry,
403
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,079
we won't tell the guys.
404
00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:11,125
You know what, why don't
you tell the guys?
405
00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:13,039
In fact, let's all
take a picture
406
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:14,719
and send it to
them right now.
407
00:19:20,235 --> 00:19:22,001
That's weird.
408
00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:29,329
We deserve that.
409
00:19:29,414 --> 00:19:31,648
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