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All right, Saturday
is the big day.
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A lot of people thought
this would never come.
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I may have been
one of those people.
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I may have been
one of those people.
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Wait, wait, are we talking
about the wedding?
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Yes.
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Oh, yeah, I was definitely
one of those people.
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And yet, here we are.
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Now, we got a lot of family
coming in tomorrow.
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I'm gonna need everyone's help.
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Think of this as one of
your comic book movies.
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There's a bunch of superheroes,
each with a different task.
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Oh, like
the new Avengers.
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Which one was that?
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The one you slept through
last weekend.
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Oh, that was
a good nap.
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I-I think it's more like, uh,
like Lord of the Rings,
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and you're the Fellowship.
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Uh, someone's
got to go to Gondor,
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someone's got to go to Mordor,
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someone's got to hold off
the demon of shadow and flame.
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You mean the Balrog?
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I mean my mother.
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That is a perfect
metaphor, Amy.
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Thank you.
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Because it also involves a ring
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that binds me
in servitude forever.
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Aw, he said forever.
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 11x24 ♪
The Bow Tie Asymmetry
Original Air Date on May 10, 2018
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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That was Wil Wheaton.
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He's really excited
about tomorrow.
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As am I.
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If you'd have told me as a child
that an actor from Star Trek
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would be officiating my wedding,
I would've said,
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"Ooh, William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
"No, Wil Wheaton,"
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I'd have said, "Well, did you
even try William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
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"Yes, but he costs too much
money," I'd have said,
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"Ah, well,
Wil Wheaton's good, too."
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Why do you keep tying
and untying that bow tie?
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I can't seem to get it even.
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Well, I don't think
it's supposed to be even.
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Sometimes a little asymmetry
looks good.
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In the Renaissance,
they called it "sprezzatura."
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The Renaissance?
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Amy, you know I'm more
of an Enlightenment person.
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At some point, we have to decide
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how we want to raise
the children.
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So are you feeling okay?
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No wedding jitters?
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No.
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There is nothing
in the world
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that would stop me from
marrying you tomorrow,
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even me from the future coming
back to prevent the wedding
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and the subsequent birth of a
child who will destroy humanity.
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Because if you came
from the future,
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that would mean you already
went through with the wedding
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because you believe that
time travel is on a closed loop.
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I love you
so damn much.
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Uh, Mr. Fowler,
are you okay back there?
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Do you need more air?
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He's fine.
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I'm surprised
Amy didn't pick us up.
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Oh, well, you know,
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she's pretty busy the
day before her wedding.
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Too busy for her mother?
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She used to be
such a devoted daughter.
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Now she's just waiting for me
to die so she can get my china.
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Thank you again
for picking us up.
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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
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You know,
our driver to the airport
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was also a Indian fella.
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Mom...
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Oh, so now it's racist to notice
when somebody's Indian.
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I don't think it's racist.
I noticed you were both white.
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See? You'll have
to excuse her.
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She's just pregnant
and hormonal.
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Oh, yeah, congratulations
on baby number two.
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Yeah. Whoopie.
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Her husband would be here,
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but he stayed home
to watch their older son,
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so e-everything's fine!
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Stop it.
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We're separated.
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You don't say.
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So, you're Sheldon's
big brother.
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Uh, yeah.
He got the brains.
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I got the bod.
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And the face and the hair.
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I like your accent.
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Sheldon, did you
used to sound like that?
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Can you still?
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I can. I will not.
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Amy, you said something
about my bow tie
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that I can't stop
thinking about.
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Don't you mean...
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"Y'all said
something 'bout my bow tie"?
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Go on, say it.
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Say it.
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Hey, guys, look who I have.
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- Oh.
- Hey.
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Hey, Shelly.
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I'm so glad you made it, Missy.
This is my fiancée, Amy.
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Amy, this is my sister.
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If I ever need a kidney,
this is where you get it.
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- It's so nice to meet you.
- Aw.
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I've always wanted a sister.
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Really? Why?
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I love you, too, Sheldon.
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Really? Why?
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Where's Mom?
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Uh, she wanted to stop by
the hotel and freshen up,
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and then call her pastor
to pray for Missy's soul.
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Oh, my God.
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There's mama's girl.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Oh!
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Oh, Larry, look at her!
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Can you believe our little lamb
is finally getting married?
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He can't believe it.
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And neither can I.
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Hi, Dad. How you doing?
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What the hell is that?
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Come on, you know this one.
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It's a... dog.
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I found him in the backyard.
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And don't worry,
I already called the owner.
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Good, 'cause
we don't need a dog.
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We already have two babies,
you and Stuart.
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That's probably him.
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need a minute.
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That's Mark Hamill!
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Hello.
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Thank you so much
for finding this guy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Hey, Bark. How are you, buddy?
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Y-Your dog's name is Bark?
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Yeah.
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Bark Hamill?
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Yeah. Well, I let the fans
name him online.
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I got lucky, though.
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He was almost
Honey Baked Hamill.
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Anyway, thanks so much.
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I-I want to give you a reward
for finding him.
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Oh, no, I
couldn't take your money.
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It's just an honor
to meet you.
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No. No, please. You don't know
what this dog means to me,
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and I thought
he was gone for good.
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Please? There must be
something I can do for you.
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Anything.
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Oh, you're gonna regret
that.
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Hey, dude.
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Dude?
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Yeah, you know,
just want you to know
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that I don't think
of you as a woman.
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Oh, perfect. I don't
think of you as a man.
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Great.
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So, as two genderless blobs
of human flesh,
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how would you like to go
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to Sheldon and Amy's wedding
with me?
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Oh, Stuart.
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Look, I appreciate that,
but it just might be
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a little weird,
considering you're my boss.
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Guess who's gonna officiate
Sheldon and Amy's wedding!
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Mark Hamill!
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Luke Skywalker
is gonna be at the wedding!
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You'll need to
buy me a dress.
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And did you know
that my Amy
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played Amelia Earhart
in the eighth grade?
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Amy, you never said you
were in a school play.
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Oh, no, no, at home.
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I'd never let her
do a school play.
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Those kids just take drugs
and have intercourse.
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You know, Amy still
does some performing.
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She and Sheldon do an
Internet show about flags.
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Amy?
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V-Videos on the Internet?
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You know what men
use those for.
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If you're talking about
Fun with Flags,
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I use it to go to sleep.
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Sheldon,
you're awfully quiet.
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Are you okay?
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was thinking about
string theory.
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But catch me up.
What'd I miss?
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Are you seeing
this, Larry?
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These are the people I'm
gonna have to live with
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after you're dead.
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Welcome, Bert.
Don't you look nice.
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Yeah. Like a geode,
I clean up good.
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Don't you crack a geode open?
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It's not a perfect metaphor.
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Oh, my God.
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- Is that Mark Hamill?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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- Is that...
- Bert, go find your seat!
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W-What is he doing here?
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I found his dog
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and guilted him into
officiating the wedding.
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Don't tell Sheldon.
It's a surprise.
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Wait, I-I thought
Wil was officiating the wedding.
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Yeah, so did he.
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How did he take the news?
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I'll let you know.
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Hey, Wil!
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Are you having an allergic
reaction to my boutonniere?
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No. I'm just so
happy for you.
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And for me.
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After today, you
are officially--
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and, more important,
legally-- Amy's problem.
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Don't be silly, Leonard.
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I will always be your problem.
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Hey, baby.
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Hello, Mother.
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Leonard, could you
give us a moment?
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Oh, of course.
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Oh, Shelly.
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I wish your dad
could see you now.
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Me, too. I miss him.
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He would be so
proud of you.
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I know that I am.
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Thank you.
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I mean, for everything.
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My whole life.
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Oh.
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Let me
straighten your tie.
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No, no, no, it's all right.
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It's supposed to be
a little asymmetrical.
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Apparently, a small flaw
somehow improves it.
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I can see that.
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Sometimes it's the...
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imperfect stuff that
makes things perfect.
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Excuse me.
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Case in point.
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So, we finally meet.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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I'm Wil Wheaton.
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I was supposed
to officiate this wedding.
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I was up all night
preparing these notes.
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Well, thanks so much.
It's gonna be a great help.
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Amy.
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Amy.
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Amy.
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Come in.
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There's something
I need to tell you.
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Wow, you look amazing!
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That's not what I need
to tell you.
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But you do!
What's wrong?
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Something incredible
just happened.
260
00:11:39,063 --> 00:11:41,146
Remember when you were
telling me about my bow tie
261
00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:43,899
and how a little asymmetry
is good?
262
00:11:43,901 --> 00:11:46,435
- Yeah?
- My equations have been trying
263
00:11:46,437 --> 00:11:48,070
to describe an imperfect world,
264
00:11:48,072 --> 00:11:50,773
and the only way to do that
is to introduce imperfection
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into the underlying theory.
266
00:11:52,109 --> 00:11:55,744
So, instead of supersymmetry,
267
00:11:55,746 --> 00:11:58,614
it would be super asymmetry?
268
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Super asymmetry.
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That's it!
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- Give me your lipstick.
- What?
271
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Just give it to me,
you beautiful thing!
272
00:12:05,937 --> 00:12:07,795
We have work to do!
273
00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:12,378
Hey, uh, the
bride and groom
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seem to be running
a little behind.
275
00:12:14,548 --> 00:12:16,131
Do you think
you could stall?
276
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Stall? How?
277
00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:20,803
Hey, everybody!
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Uh, it's gonna be a few
more minutes, but while we wait,
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does anyone have any
questions about Star Wars?
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You got this.
281
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So if I make
slightly asymmetric knots
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with sheets in four dimensions,
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I can bootstrap
the whole idea
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to a large asymmetry
in 11 dimensions.
285
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,464
Maybe even at
the initial moment of creation,
286
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the fundamental forces
lacked symmetry.
287
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Everyone's waiting.
What are you guys doing?
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Super asymmetry.
289
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Super asymmetry?
Is that a thing?
290
00:12:58,175 --> 00:13:00,008
We're inventing
it right now.
291
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:02,511
Don't you think
this can wait until...
292
00:13:02,513 --> 00:13:04,179
Hold on.
293
00:13:04,181 --> 00:13:07,149
This is interesting.
294
00:13:08,269 --> 00:13:10,018
So, yeah, Mr. Mark?
295
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When you were on the,
uh, Wookiee home planet,
296
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how did you even understand
what they were saying?
297
00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:20,078
I don't remember ever being
on a Wookiee home planet.
298
00:13:21,282 --> 00:13:23,866
Uh, actually, Luke was
on the Wookiee home planet,
299
00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:25,834
Kashyyyk, in the
Holiday Special
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00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:29,288
when he helped Chewie
get home to his wife.
301
00:13:30,124 --> 00:13:32,207
Chewie had a wife?
302
00:13:32,209 --> 00:13:34,543
Her name's Malla.
303
00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:36,879
Wow, that's impressive.
304
00:13:36,881 --> 00:13:39,381
Yeah.
305
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,633
Hey, uh, I got a question.
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00:13:41,635 --> 00:13:45,721
Why aren't there tires on
any of those Star Wars vehicles?
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00:13:47,224 --> 00:13:50,058
I'm sure some of them had tires.
308
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,810
Actually, they don't.
309
00:13:51,812 --> 00:13:55,781
I mean, the HAVw A5 turbo tank
has metal gripping wheels,
310
00:13:55,783 --> 00:13:58,784
but I wouldn't call them tires.
311
00:13:58,786 --> 00:14:02,821
You are so hot.
312
00:14:06,377 --> 00:14:09,578
This is taking too long.
313
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,247
I bet that Sheldon
stood my baby up.
314
00:14:12,249 --> 00:14:13,916
Uh, excuse me.
315
00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:14,883
Where-where are you going?
316
00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:17,085
This whole thing
was a big mistake.
317
00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,253
I'm gonna find Amy
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00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:20,672
and get her out of here.
- Sit down!
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00:14:22,059 --> 00:14:24,059
Excuse me?
320
00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:25,644
Sheldon loves Amy,
321
00:14:25,646 --> 00:14:27,980
and he would never hurt her
on her wedding day
322
00:14:27,982 --> 00:14:30,098
or any other day, so park it.
323
00:14:36,991 --> 00:14:39,241
Oh, you sit down, too.
324
00:14:40,611 --> 00:14:43,111
Are you gonna let her
talk to me like that?
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00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:45,113
Say something.
326
00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:47,533
Thank you.
327
00:14:50,204 --> 00:14:51,787
Uh, according
to Google, there are
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00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:54,122
zero papers
that mention super asymmetry.
329
00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:56,291
This is brand-new.
No one's thought of it.
330
00:14:57,795 --> 00:15:00,095
What are you lunatics doing?!
331
00:15:00,097 --> 00:15:01,930
Sheldon had a breakthrough.
332
00:15:01,932 --> 00:15:04,299
Actually, Amy and I
had a breakthrough.
333
00:15:04,301 --> 00:15:06,552
Oh, science? Shocking!
334
00:15:07,721 --> 00:15:09,888
You don't understand.
This could be really big.
335
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,807
No, Penny's right.
336
00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:15,143
We have our whole lives
to do science together.
337
00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:18,697
Let's get married.
338
00:15:18,699 --> 00:15:19,781
All right.
339
00:15:19,783 --> 00:15:21,149
It's go time!
340
00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:23,318
I am pumped!
341
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:29,956
Okay, everyone. Here we go.
342
00:15:32,711 --> 00:15:34,377
Leonard.
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00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:39,216
That's Mark Ha-Ha-Ha...
344
00:15:40,686 --> 00:15:43,720
It's-it's Mark Hami-Ha-Ha...
345
00:15:43,722 --> 00:15:47,224
Yep. Thank Wolowitz.
He set it up.
346
00:15:47,226 --> 00:15:49,359
Thank you.
347
00:15:50,812 --> 00:15:52,979
Congratulations
on your wedding.
348
00:15:52,981 --> 00:15:54,564
Thank you.
349
00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:58,068
When this is over, I have
4,000 things for you to sign.
350
00:16:16,237 --> 00:16:18,404
Thank you, Daddy.
351
00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:26,295
I-I thought Wil was marrying us.
352
00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:28,881
Wolowitz got us an upgrade.
353
00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:32,251
Another sci-fi
guy with a beard.
354
00:16:32,253 --> 00:16:35,254
Seems lateral, but okay.
355
00:16:35,256 --> 00:16:36,889
Welcome.
356
00:16:36,891 --> 00:16:38,891
We are gathered here today
357
00:16:38,893 --> 00:16:42,895
in the sight of family,
friends and Almighty God.
358
00:16:42,897 --> 00:16:44,680
That's too religious.
359
00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:47,066
That lady over there
made me say it.
360
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:51,437
He heard you,
and he can't un-hear you.
361
00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:57,243
We're here
to celebrate the marriage
362
00:16:57,245 --> 00:16:59,245
of Sheldon Lee Cooper...
363
00:17:00,582 --> 00:17:02,114
...and Amy Farrah Fowler.
364
00:17:02,116 --> 00:17:03,783
I had more prepared,
365
00:17:03,785 --> 00:17:06,168
but I'm just gonna skip
to the rings and vows,
366
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:09,705
since I've been answering
your questions for 45 minutes.
367
00:17:09,707 --> 00:17:13,459
Yeah, he answered 'em.
368
00:17:13,461 --> 00:17:16,629
Amy, you're up.
369
00:17:20,718 --> 00:17:24,887
Sheldon, when I
was a little girl,
370
00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:27,390
I used to dream
about my wedding.
371
00:17:27,392 --> 00:17:29,358
But, eventually,
I stopped,
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00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,945
because I thought that
day would never come.
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00:17:32,947 --> 00:17:35,698
And then I met you.
374
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:38,150
From the first moment
in that coffee shop,
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00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:41,537
I knew that there was
something special between us,
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00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:43,623
even though I did
work on a study
377
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,158
that disproved love
at first sight.
378
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,212
I loved that study
the moment I read it.
379
00:17:50,214 --> 00:17:51,797
Ironic, huh?
380
00:17:53,134 --> 00:17:56,252
Clearly, it was wrong.
381
00:17:56,254 --> 00:17:59,555
Because I felt
something that day,
382
00:17:59,557 --> 00:18:02,975
and those feelings have only
gotten stronger with time.
383
00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:08,597
I can't imagine loving you
more than I do right now.
384
00:18:08,599 --> 00:18:13,152
But I felt that way yesterday
and the day before yesterday
385
00:18:13,154 --> 00:18:15,855
and the day before that.
386
00:18:15,857 --> 00:18:19,325
Is that growth linear
or accelerating?
387
00:18:19,327 --> 00:18:19,957
Accelerating.
388
00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:21,957
Oh, maybe we could
graph it out.
389
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:26,751
Save something
for the honeymoon.
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00:18:26,753 --> 00:18:27,869
Smart.
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00:18:29,923 --> 00:18:31,756
Sheldon,
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00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:34,626
I don't know
what the future holds,
393
00:18:34,628 --> 00:18:38,046
but I know that I've never
been happier than I am
394
00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:41,466
in this moment marrying you.
395
00:18:43,386 --> 00:18:47,055
Well, that was
unexpectedly beautiful.
396
00:18:49,392 --> 00:18:51,559
I might need a minute.
397
00:18:58,318 --> 00:19:01,069
Amy...
398
00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:07,659
...I usually know
exactly what to say.
399
00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:11,246
But in this moment...
400
00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:13,915
I have no words.
401
00:19:15,969 --> 00:19:18,887
I guess...
402
00:19:20,674 --> 00:19:23,007
I'm overwhelmed by you.
403
00:19:24,477 --> 00:19:26,427
In a good way.
404
00:19:26,429 --> 00:19:29,731
Not in the elevator
in the Haunted Mansion way.
405
00:19:30,684 --> 00:19:37,105
Even if I can't
tell you now how I feel,
406
00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:42,026
I will spend my life showing you
how much I love you.
407
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:49,751
Do you...
408
00:19:51,838 --> 00:19:54,038
Do you...
409
00:19:55,425 --> 00:19:59,127
Hey, I'm just saying, I'm here
if you need me to step in.
410
00:19:59,129 --> 00:20:00,878
No, no, no.
411
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,797
I got this.
412
00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:08,636
Amy, do you take Sheldon
for your lawful wedded husband?
413
00:20:08,638 --> 00:20:10,805
I do.
414
00:20:10,807 --> 00:20:13,308
And, Sheldon, same thing.
415
00:20:16,479 --> 00:20:18,563
I do.
416
00:20:19,316 --> 00:20:21,366
Then by the power vested in me
417
00:20:21,368 --> 00:20:24,652
by
EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.com...
418
00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:29,073
...I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
419
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,993
You may kiss the bride.
420
00:20:41,171 --> 00:20:46,808
♪ At wast... ♪
421
00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:52,146
♪ My wove has come awong ♪
422
00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:58,736
♪ My wonewy days are over ♪
423
00:21:01,691 --> 00:21:05,860
♪ And wife is wike a song ♪
424
00:21:07,741 --> 00:21:09,340
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
425
00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:16,264
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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