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That's not right.

2
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That's so unreasonable.

3
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Yeah, well, if you're going
to be like this,

4
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then I don't want to talk
to you right now, either.

5
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Okay. I love you. Bye.

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Amazon customer support?

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No, my mother.

8
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Guess who she's insisting
we invite to our wedding.

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Jesus?

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If only.

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My brother.

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Wait a minute.
You didn't invite your brother

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to your own wedding?

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He tormented me
my whole childhood.

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I don't think
I should reward

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that type of behavior

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with a slice of wedding cake
in the shape

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of the Millennium Falcon.

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Try again.

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A slice of wedding cake
in the shape of a cake.

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Look, he may have been mean
to you when you were kids,

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but you're both grown men now.

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That's right.
I'm a grown-up,

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and if I don't want to invite
him to my wedding, then I won't.

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Okay.

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Except I have to 'cause
my mommy's making me.

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? Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ?

28
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? Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ?

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? The Earth began to cool ?

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? The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ?

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? We built the Wall ?
? We built the pyramids ?

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? Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ?

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? That all started
with a big bang ?

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? Bang! ?

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ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA
www.PSArips.com

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Okay, so each welcome bag
gets a schedule of events,

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a map, and
chocolate from me.

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And from Sheldon,
a bottle of Purell...

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...the number for Poison
Control in case someone

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accidentally drinks the Purell,

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and a laminated

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table of elements because
the American school system

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is a failure.

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How many out-of-town guests
are there gonna be?

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I'm actually not sure.

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Turns out Sheldon
didn't invite his brother.

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Mm. Now it's starting
to sound like a wedding.

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And his mom said she won't come
if his brother's not there.

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Ooh, now it's starting to sound
like a good wedding.

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WOLOWITZ:
Hey, Bernie. Hey.

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How do you know
if someone has pink eye?

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Um, their eye would be red,
swollen and probably oozy.

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Okay, thanks.

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Both kids have pink eye.

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Oh, no.

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You stop right there.

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I'm getting married in a week;

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you are not giving me pink eye.

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I don't have pink eye.

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Hey! Hey. Hey.

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Step away from the bride.

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(chuckles): Okay.
I'll go back upstairs.

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Get in the shower and then take
those clothes and burn them.

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Yeah, and all the rest
of your clothes!

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Ah, worth a shot.

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So am I gonna be, like, the only
single guy at Sheldon's wedding?

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No.

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There-There'll be a lot
of single people there.

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Stuart, Amy's great-aunt...

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Although, Stuart's already
friended her on Facebook,

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so, better move quick.

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I got to find a date.

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I don't want to be
that sad single friend

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that everyone looks at
with pity.

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Uh, I'm-I'm afraid
that ship may have sailed.

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Leonard,

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you have a brother,
right?

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Yes.

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Is he the worst?

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Is he an unspeakable
abomination?

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Does the very thought of him
make your skin crawl?

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Well, he laughs
at his own jokes,

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but otherwise he's okay.

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Sheldon, what's going on?

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I'm trying to invite
my stupid brother to my wedding

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and he's avoiding my calls.

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You don't know he's
avoiding your calls.

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(line ringing)

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GEORGE JR.: Hey, you've reached
George Cooper.

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Please leave a message,
unless this is Sheldon again,

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in which case, please try me
on my other number,

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1-800-suck-it.

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See?

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And I know that's not
a real number

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because why would it be
toll-free?

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Sheldon, you tried.

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What more could you have done?

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Hey, why didn't you invite
him in the first place?

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You don't know what it was like
growing up with him.

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I get it; I grew up
with lots of brothers.

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My brother Adoot was
especially mean.

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Really? I've never
heard you mention Adoot.

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Yeah, sure I have.

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He's the one who left the door
open when we were kids,

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and my pet mongoose ran away.

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Stupid Adoot.

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Look, uh, short of getting
on a plane and flying there,

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what does your mother
expect you to do?

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I kept saying no.

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H-H-How am I here?

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Hey, did I tell you?

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I found a date.
To the wedding?

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Uh, to coffee.

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But if things go well,
Sheldon and Amy's wedding.

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Aren't you worried
it's a little intense

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to ask someone you just met
to go to a wedding?

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(sighs)
I'm running
out of time.

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Wh-Wh-Why can't there be
a service where you can

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just pay someone to be
your date for the evening?

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Like an escort service?

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No, no, no. Y-You wouldn't
be paying for sex.

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I mean, obviously if
things went well,

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it could lead to sex,
but, but the money is for,

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like, you know, her time
and companionship.

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Oh, I get it...
an escort service.

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Stop saying that.

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Stop meaning it.

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WOLOWITZ:
Hey, Raj, remember
when you borrowed

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my VR goggles the other day?

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Yeah.

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(sighs)
Probably shouldn't
have done that.

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So, wait, y-your
brother is Dr. Tire?

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Yes, and, apparently,

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it only takes half a semester
of community college

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to get that
particular doctorate.

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We passed three
of these stores on the way here.

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Why did you say he's just
"some loser who sells tires"?

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You're right,
that was unfair.

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He's a loser who
sells more tires

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than anyone in Texas.

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Oh, excuse me.

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One second, I'll check to see
if the doctor's in.

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He is not
a doctor.

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(scoffs) There's only
one doctor here and it's me.

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I'm also a doctor.

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Do you want to wait
in the car?

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I wanted to wait
in California.

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So, is this Georgie?

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Yes.

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And what is
he even using

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that stethoscope
to listen to?

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I don't know, small leak?

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All right,
that makes sense.

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What the hell
are you doing here?

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Hello, Georgie.

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It's just George now.

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Fine, George.

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No, I don't like it-- Georgie.

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I see you haven't
changed one bit.

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Thank you, that is
a nice thing to say.

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Hey, I'm Leonard.

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I'm here for-for
no reason.

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What do you want, Sheldon?

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Why aren't you returning
my phone calls?

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You're supposed to
be the smart one;

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you figure it out.

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He's not that kind
of smart.

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You might want
to give him a hint.

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We haven't talked

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in over ten years, and now
that you need something,

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you think you can just
show up at my store?

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Well, let's just
drop everything

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to accommodate Sheldon.

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Nice try,

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but I am not a gullible
little boy anymore.

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I can recognize sarcasm.

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Okay. You're right.

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I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.

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Tell me what you need.

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Your wish is my command.

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That's better, thank you.

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(Skype ringing)

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Oh, my God.

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Wow. You really can't keep
your hands off Howard, can you?

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I know, I have a problem.

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I just wanted to make sure
you and Amy didn't get it.

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(quietly):
Well, I didn't get it.

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You infected me a week
before my wedding.

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What am I supposed
to do about this?

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Wear a veil?

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(laughs)

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It's not funny.

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Look at what
you've done to me!

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Ah, hey.

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Could you just, like,
not touch my computer

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or... like, anything
else. I just, ugh,

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I don't want to look like that
in your wedding photos.

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00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,453
There aren't gonna be
any wedding photos.

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00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:10,355
My fiancé's a germophobe.

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If he finds out
I'm contagious,

201
00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:13,658
he'll never
come back from Texas.

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00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,695
What if we tell him the theme
of the wedding is Walking Dead

203
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and this is our zombie makeup?

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That'll probably work.

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We'll call that plan B.

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Oh, well... (clears throat)

207
00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,976
Turns out this is gonna
come in handy after all.

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Hold up.
I-I'm confused.

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You didn't want me
at your wedding,

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00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,517
but now
that Mom won't come,

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you want me there.

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I know you don't
hear this a lot,

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but that is exactly right.

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Good job.

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Not helping, Sheldon.

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Listen here,

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you want me at your wedding,

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all you got to do is ask nicely.

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(sighs)

220
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Georgie.
George.

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(groans)

222
00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:05,210
I would like you
at my wedding.

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00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,845
Thank you, Sheldon.

224
00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:09,781
That is so nice to hear.

225
00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:12,150
But I would rather swallow
a pregnant wildcat

226
00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:15,288
and crap out
a litter of kittens.

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00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,958
It is fitting that
you got into tires,

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because you are tiresome.

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Sheldon, come on.

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Was that too mean?

231
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,269
No, not too mean,
not too good either.

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00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,208
No, Mother.
That's not fair.

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00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:39,010
But he told...

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Yes, ma'am.

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But I said...

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Yes, ma'am.

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Good-bye.

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What'd she say?

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She's not getting
in the middle of it because

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we "boys need
to work it out ourselves."

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00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:55,460
Oh, maybe it's fine if

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she doesn't come to the wedding.

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I've got Amy now,

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00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:01,967
and she can do everything
a mom can do and more.

245
00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,269
Say that to her
on the wedding night.

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00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,338
Really spice things up.

247
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,907
This is all Georgie's fault.

248
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,343
My whole childhood,
he was mean to me.

249
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,245
Sorry. I know what it's like
to live with a bully.

250
00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,348
Your brother bullied you?

251
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,551
Oh, I was talking about Penny,
but sure, yeah.

252
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,119
Once, when I was eight,

253
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,854
I was going to dress
as my favorite scientist

254
00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:25,890
for Halloween, and
Georgie threw my costume away.

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00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,225
I had to wear a sheet

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and go as a ghost.

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00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,963
Scared myself all night long.

258
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,166
Well, look, we don't fly
out until the morning.

259
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:38,303
Why don't I try and talk to him,
give it one more shot?

260
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,106
All right.

261
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,907
But if he says,

262
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,744
"Nerd says what,"
don't answer him.
What?

263
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,680
You are a lamb to the slaughter.

264
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,752
So, how was
your date?

265
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:59,425
It was going well until my eye
dripped in her latte.

266
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:04,062
We're so sorry
we ruined your date.

267
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:05,965
Oh, boo-hoo.

268
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,299
His date got ruined.

269
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,202
I'm about to get married,
and look at me.

270
00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,405
It looks like it's
getting better.

271
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:18,144
Does it look like that
with your two clear eyes?

272
00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:22,247
I'm sorry. Are you mad
that I don't have pink eye?

273
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,016
What do you think?
BOTH:
Yes!

274
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,820
Uh-huh. Okay.
(knocking)

275
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:32,057
Okay. Uh, uh,
listen, I hear you.

276
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:35,794
I know they're pricey,
but these are the Dallas Cowboys

277
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,696
of tires, okay?

278
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,164
And we're talking
the Troy Aikman Cowboys,

279
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,367
not that pretty boy Tony Romo.

280
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,235
All right. Good call.

281
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:45,837
You won't regret it.

282
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,106
Boom!
(laughs)

283
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,741
Wow. That was impressive.
Yeah.

284
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,843
Well, it's easy
when you love your product

285
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:54,112
and hate Tony Romo.

286
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,513
(laughs)

287
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,148
Yeah, that guy's the...

288
00:11:57,149 --> 00:12:00,185
Actually, I don't,
I don't know who that guy is.

289
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,888
If you are here about
Sheldon's wedding, don't bother.

290
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,791
Come on. I-I know
you two have your differences.

291
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,793
You mean pretty much everything
about us?

292
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,495
Well, not everything.
(laughs)

293
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:14,466
You're both tall, you
have the same last name.

294
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,902
Maybe I shouldn't have
started this like it was a list.

295
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,872
You have no idea
what you are talking about.

296
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,909
Ooh, there--
that-that was very Sheldon.

297
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:29,114
Look, I-I'm sure he was not
the easiest brother to have,

298
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,682
but it wasn't easy
for him either,

299
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,617
with you picking on him
all the time.

300
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,152
(laughing)

301
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:37,055
Picking on him?
Is that what he told you?

302
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,790
Well, what about the time

303
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,725
you threw away
his Halloween costume?

304
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:45,197
Well, yeah, 'cause he was gonna
dress as some girl scientist.

305
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,501
Madame Curie?

306
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,204
Oh, I didn't know
she was a madam.

307
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,841
Come on. He was still gonna get
beat up for wearing that dress.

308
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,476
Well, didn't you sit on his head

309
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,311
while he tried
to watch Star Trek?

310
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,581
Well, yeah,
but that was hilarious.

311
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,251
That is pretty hilarious, yeah.

312
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,886
Look, I mean,

313
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,954
I always looked out
for him at school.

314
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,456
I drove him everywhere.

315
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,858
I apologized to people
when he was rude.

316
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,794
Yeah. I've
done all that.

317
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,695
I've also removed all

318
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,497
the red balloons
from his Lucky Charms

319
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,100
because they weren't
"Irish enough."
All right.

320
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,868
So you know
what I'm talking about.

321
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,436
And has he ever thanked you?

322
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,872
Not in so many words,

323
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:30,208
or any words.

324
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,912
Would it kill him
to actually say it?

325
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:37,550
No. No, it wouldn't kill him.

326
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,819
Leonard,

327
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,855
you know how
I got the money

328
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,691
to open up my
first store?

329
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,526
I busted my ass for it,

330
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:51,629
'cause all the extra money
that we had had to go to Sheldon

331
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,832
so he could go to
college and he could go

332
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,834
study in Germany.

333
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,603
And do you know
what he's never said to me?

334
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:02,106
Danke sch?n?

335
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,876
It's, uh, "thank you" in German.

336
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,712
Do you need me
to sit on your head?

337
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,114
Nope.

338
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,183
After all my sacrifices,

339
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,421
guess which kid
my mom is the most proud of.

340
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,257
If it makes you feel any better,

341
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,461
my mom's most proud
of Sheldon, too, so...

342
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,562
Leonard,

343
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,030
you want a beer?

344
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,233
Yeah, I would love a beer.

345
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,667
There you go.

346
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,337
Thanks. Can you open it for me?
No, it's a twist-off.

347
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,206
I know.

348
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,083
Hey!

349
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:48,320
I got all the beads
to the other side.

350
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,556
It's not a puzzle, Penny.

351
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,425
Do you really want
to be touching that?

352
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,427
Do you know how
many sick kids...?

353
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:59,397
You know, never mind.
Knock yourself out.

354
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,465
(phone chimes)

355
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,301
Bernadette says
they're checking the kids now.

356
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,436
You know, maybe
we didnall need to come.

357
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:08,640
Hey, whatever kind of pink eye
their kids have, I have,

358
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,108
and I need to know.

359
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,510
And if it's viral, I'm screwed.

360
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,914
Maybe not. You know, I know it's
not traditional wedding attire,

361
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,549
but how about
a welder's mask?

362
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:22,121
A welder, that could be
your "something borrowed."

363
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,689
(door opens)

364
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,658
Great news! It's bacterial!

365
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,792
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yes!

366
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,127
Yeah.
Yes.
(whooping)

367
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,795
What are you doing?!
Wash your hands!

368
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,965
Oh.
Not you.

369
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,535
Hello. Room service?

370
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:41,005
I'm calling about
the club sandwich on your menu.

371
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,374
No, I-I don't want one.

372
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,678
I just want you
to spell it correctly.

373
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:50,348
Unless the "club"
is the Poor Typing Club.

374
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,950
Okay.

375
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:57,289
Now let's discuss
this 15% "gratooty"?

376
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,326
Yeah-- well, that was rude.

377
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,295
Someone just lost
their gratooty.

378
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:08,833
Sheldon, you need
to apologize to your brother.

379
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,835
I'm sorry?
Yes.

380
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,137
Like that, but nicer,
and that way.

381
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,074
I have nothing
to apologize for.

382
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,076
(scoffs)
I told you this
was a bad idea.

383
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,911
Sometimes you
can't patch a tire.

384
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,879
You just got to
buy a new one.

385
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,314
Actually, that's
always the case.

386
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,084
Never patch, buy new.

387
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:29,320
While I appreciate
your folksy tire wisdom,

388
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,923
I don't appreciate what
you're putting Mom through.

389
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,858
What would you know
about what Mom's been through?

390
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:34,993
You were never home.

391
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,094
Yeah, this is good.

392
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,029
Get it all out.
Not now!
Shut up!

393
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,665
You went away to
college after Dad died.

394
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,400
Who do you think took
care of everything?

395
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:46,270
Mom did. Mom always
took care of everything.

396
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,940
Mom was a mess, Missy
was a dumb teenager.

397
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,042
I had to look
after both of 'em.

398
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,543
I talked to Mom
all the time.

399
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,545
If she was upset,
she would have told me.

400
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,248
She was protecting
you, you idiot,

401
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,050
just like everyone
always does.

402
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,052
If things were bad,

403
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,253
then why didn't you tell me?

404
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,722
Because I was
protecting you, too.

405
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,358
(sighs)

406
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,527
You're my baby brother, Sheldon.

407
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,430
I know life has been
hard for you,

408
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:16,468
but that don't mean it's been
easy for the rest of us.

409
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:22,340
I suppose I didn't think about
how it was for everyone else.

410
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,542
No, that's all right.

411
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,179
I know you didn't.

412
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,315
I'm sorry.

413
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,284
Thank you.

414
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:36,454
And it would
mean a lot to me

415
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,124
to have my big brother
at my wedding.

416
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,797
I wouldn't miss it.

417
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,772
(voice breaking):
Is it me,
or did we just patch a tire?

418
00:17:56,708 --> 00:18:00,145
He said, "Never patch."
Do you even listen?

419
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:08,820
(Skype ringing)

420
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:13,257
Hey, how's it going?

421
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,959
Really good.

422
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,195
Georgie's going to come
to the wedding.

423
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,629
Oh, that's great!

424
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,898
Why aren't you looking
at the camera?

425
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:25,837
Oh, you know, I'm just working
on my peripheral vision.

426
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,472
Well, that is nonsense.

427
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,874
Your peripheral vision is fine.

428
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,110
Are those women's magazines
making you feel bad

429
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,112
about yourself again?

430
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:38,683
Yup, that is what's happening.

431
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,819
I have told you before,
those women are airbrushed

432
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,389
to make it look like
they have good vision.

433
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,725
Hey, I-I was thinking,

434
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,027
now that you and your brother
made up,

435
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,896
there's no reason to rush home.

436
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,764
Maybe you and Leonard could,

437
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,700
could stay for, uh...

438
00:18:55,701 --> 00:19:00,304
two to three more
fun-filled days there.

439
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,274
That's a great idea!

440
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,976
Hey, Leonard, good news.

441
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:09,547
We have time to visit the
Museum of the American Railroad!

442
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,618
I'd say no,
but what's the point?

443
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,758
Ooh. You might not want
to get too close.

444
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,793
Pink eye.

445
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,864
Me, too!

446
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,666
Bacterial?
Yeah.

447
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,968
Same!
(laughs)

448
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:33,171
I-I know this is gonna
sound crazy, but...

449
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,441
would you be interested in
going to a wedding with me?