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♪♪
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Hey!
Look what I got everybody.
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Newspapers?
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Did you find a portal back
to the 1990s?
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No. If he had that,
he'd be trying to prevent NSYNC
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from breaking up.
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Oh, please.
I'm glad they broke up.
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Otherwise, Justin would
never have brought sexy back.
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One thing you can't get
on an iPad,
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the smell of ink and paper.
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One more reason
iPads are better.
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They reviewed
my planetarium show.
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Yeah. It's on page three
of the Arts and Leisure section.
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Oh, look, they still
have Far Side.
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Oh, I don't
get that one.
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Oh, he's pushing
when he should be pulling.
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Hmm. I don't think he belongs
in that gifted school, then.
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- What are you doing?
- Making a boat.
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When I was a kid,
my dad showed me how.
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Boy, you'll do anything
to avoid reading.
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Guys, it's under
"Things to do this weekend."
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I can't find it.
What does it say?
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That it's a thing
to do this weekend.
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That's great, Raj.
Congratulations.
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You know,
while we're bragging,
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The Journal
of Prosthetic Medicine
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just wrote up the project that
Howard and I are working on.
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Well, you didn't
tell me that.
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Oh, it just came out.
It's just a little blurb.
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Oh, well, good for you.
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You know, Bert and I have
started isolating zircons
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from meteorites
for our dark matter search.
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Oh. Well, how nice.
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Everyone's doing
impressive work.
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What have you been
working on these days?
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Whoa, whoa. Where'd
that come from?
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Where did what come from?
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I try to be supportive,
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and you break out the hot
lights and the rubber hose.
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I just asked
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- what you've been working on.
- Oh, my God, let it go.
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Do you believe this guy?
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I did it!
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See? It's a... it's a boat.
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It's also a hat.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago, expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
*THE BIG BANG THEORY*
Season 11 Episode 13
Title: " The Solo Oscillation"
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Subs Text Source : Addic7ed.com
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♪♪
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Okay, how do you want
to play this?
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Do you want to pretend like
nothing's bothering you
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and blow up later,
or do you just want to be
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a maniac right now?
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Nothing is bothering me.
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Fine. Be that way.
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If you want to talk,
I'll be flushing my sinuses.
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Wait.
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I have a confession.
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When I berated Leonard,
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it was a clever ruse
to conceal the fact
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that I'm not
working on anything.
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Well, I think
I speak for everyone
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when I say, "No!"
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The truth is I have
nothing of interest to pursue.
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Well, maybe this is
the perfect opportunity
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to take some time
for yourself and refocus.
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I'm sure you'll find something
you're excited about.
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Thank you, Amy.
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I don't know what I'd do
without you.
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Hey, can I stay here?
Sheldon kicked me out.
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Well, is everything okay?
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Yeah. He just wants
some alone time to work.
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Fine.
Make yourself at home.
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Yeah. We were just about
to watch a little TV.
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You're welcome
to join us.
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Thanks.
I'll be right with you.
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I just have to, uh,
do my neti pot.
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So what are you guys
gonna watch?
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♪♪
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Okay.
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Hey, uh, what do you think
we should open our show with?
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Uh, "Thor and Doctor Jones"
or "Let's Get Astrophysical"?
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I think we should
start with something
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that...
gets them up on their feet.
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Maybe
"Sherlock Around the Clock."
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Great, yeah.
Uh, let's give it a try.
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♪♪ Playing Rock music...
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Halley's napping! Keep it down!
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Oh. Right. Sorry.
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It's cool.
We don't need volume to rock.
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Instead of blowing
the roof off this place,
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we can
gently lift it off
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and set it quietly down
in the backyard.
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Okay.
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One, two, three, four.
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♪♪ Playing quietly...
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♪ Holmes said to Watson ♪
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♪ On Baker Street ♪
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♪ Come on, Doctor ♪
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♪ Time to move them feet ♪
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Sing it with us.
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♪ Sherlock, Sherlock ♪
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♪ Sherlock around the clock ♪
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We can't hear you.
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♪ Sherlock, Sherlock ♪
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♪ Sherlock around the clock ♪
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Nice going.
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Sorry. Sorry. I'll get her.
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One sec.
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You bought diapers, right?
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Be right back.
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Rock and roll!
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♪♪
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Okay. Scratch paper, check.
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Whiteboard, check.
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Chex Mix, check.
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And here we go.
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Oh, dang it.
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Hello, Mother.
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Hi there, Shelly.
You will never believe
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who I ran into
at the barbecue festival.
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I am right in the middle
of some very important work.
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I don't have time for this
right now.
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Then why did you
answer the phone?
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Because you raised me
to be polite.
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Now stop bothering me.
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Hello again.
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Who did you see
at the barbecue festival?
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Mr. Watkins.
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Really?
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You called me and interrupted
my work to tell me
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that you ran into somebody
you could plausibly run into?
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I'm sorry, Mother,
I really need to focus here.
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I will speak to you next week.
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Okay, sweetheart.
I'll talk to you then.
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I thought Mr. Watkins
moved to Florida.
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He did.
He was back visiting his son.
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Oh, gosh darn it,
that is interesting.
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Was it Tommy or Joe?
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I bet it was Joe, 'cause
he and Tommy had a falling out
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over that time-share.
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♪♪
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You guys do anything
fun after dinner?
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Well, actually Amy came
back over and we hung out.
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Did you know that we're both
spelling bee champs?
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We stayed up for hours
trying to stump each other.
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Who won?
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Oh, she thought she had me
with "appoggiatura,"
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but I shut that down
expeditiously.
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E-X-P-E-D-I-T-I-O-U-S-L-Y.
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Expeditiously.
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Wow. I bet that made Penny
take off all of her clothes.
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Put her pajamas on and
then go to bed early.
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- At, like, 9:00.
- Yeah.
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- Hey. - Hey.
- Hey.
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Oh, are we still on
for band practice this evening?
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Oh, shoot.
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I promised I would take Halley
over to Bernadette's parents.
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Dude, the gig is,
like, next weekend.
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I know. I'm sorry.
I really want to do this,
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but I just don't think
I have the time.
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Okay. I-I guess
I'll have to cancel.
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Toby Greenbaum will have to
become a man without us.
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Too bad, you guys
kill at bar mitzvahs.
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And other events that
people can't leave.
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I don't want to be the one
who breaks up the band.
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You know, maybe you should...
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think about replacing me.
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Okay.
I mean,
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I know it'll be hard since we...
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Oh, I bet Bert could do it.
He plays guitar.
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I'm gonna go ask him.
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I guess he forgot that
I play the cello.
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I-I don't think he did.
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Okay, I think it's ready.
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Should we put on
safety goggles?
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Well, the funnest fun
is the safest fun, so yes.
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Hey.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Oh, Amy, you're here... again.
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Yeah, Sheldon said he needed
another night to work,
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so I said I'd give him
some space.
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So what's all this?
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Well, Amy and I were talking
about old science fair projects,
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and how fun it would be
to recreate them.
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We're making hot ice.
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Mm-hmm. It's pretty cool.
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- Nice one.
- Yeah.
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Turns out we both
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did this as our science fair
projects in ninth grade.
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Do you remember any of
your high school projects?
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Uh, well, I remember
telling Jenny Runyon
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that I would teach her
how to flirt with boys
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if she put my name
on her project.
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I got an "A," she got pregnant.
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Girls like you are why I had to
come straight home after school.
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Check this out.
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Wow, that's amazing.
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Mm-hmm.
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The crystallization is
an exothermic process,
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so the ice is actually hot.
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- I won first place for this.
- So did I.
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I threw Jenny's baby shower.
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Oh, hey, in seventh grade,
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I built a cobra wave.
You want to do that?
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Oh, we can come up with
a wave speed formula,
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and see how accurately
we can predict the amplitude.
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Wow, I didn't think
anything could top
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last night's spelling bee,
but here comes math.
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I'm sorry, we-we don't
have to do more experiments.
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Let's do something
we can all enjoy.
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Hey, uh, you want to watch
that show you like
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where people want to buy a house
and then they do?
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No, no, you guys do
your experiments.
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I'll go pick up dinner.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you're having science fun,
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and I don't want to interfere,
or watch you.
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♪♪
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Did I actually do it?
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I did. I did.
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The answer is one in 18 million.
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What is?
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The odds of you
running into Mr. Watkins.
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Oh, Shelly.
I have bad news.
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Mr. Watkins passed this morning.
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Oh.
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
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I know.
What are the odds of that?
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Call you back.
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♪♪
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Now let's
calculate the amplitude!
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All right!
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Sheldon? Sheldon? Sheldon?
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It's annoying
when you do it.
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I brought pizza.
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Oh, thank you.
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I have been working
pretty hard.
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I-I could use a break.
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What's that?
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Oh, yeah,
that is an experiment
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to see how many parallelograms
I could draw
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while holding my breath.
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Is that where you blacked out?
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No, actually,
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that's where
I blacked out.
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And this?
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That is a list
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of all the different types
of natural disasters.
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00:11:32,382 --> 00:11:33,466
"Fire-quake"?
256
00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:36,203
I made that one up.
257
00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:39,585
Which I shouldn't have,
because now I'm scared of it.
258
00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:42,789
Hey, I thought you were
working on actual science.
259
00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:43,869
I am.
260
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,267
I'm trying to come up with
a new approach to dark matter,
261
00:11:46,335 --> 00:11:47,976
but people keep
distracting me.
262
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,716
First, my mother kept answering
the phone when I called,
263
00:11:50,784 --> 00:11:52,351
even though she knew
I was busy.
264
00:11:52,664 --> 00:11:55,187
And now you show up
with my favorite shape of food...
265
00:11:55,255 --> 00:11:58,187
A circle made of triangles
served in a square box.
266
00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:01,191
Maybe I'll just eat this
in the laundry room.
267
00:12:01,295 --> 00:12:02,460
No, no. Wait.
268
00:12:02,563 --> 00:12:03,484
You don't have to go,
269
00:12:03,552 --> 00:12:06,421
as long as you sit quietly
and don't say anything.
270
00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:08,400
Fine.
271
00:12:14,022 --> 00:12:15,069
Mmm.
272
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:17,046
Good.
Mmm.
273
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,968
Are you mocking me?
274
00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:27,765
♪♪
275
00:12:28,484 --> 00:12:31,492
Hey, you want to hear
one of my geology songs?
276
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,468
So it's about rocks?
277
00:12:33,601 --> 00:12:35,687
Better.
It's about a boulder.
278
00:12:36,648 --> 00:12:38,093
Isn't that the same thing?
279
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,431
Far from it.
280
00:12:39,539 --> 00:12:43,406
A boulder has a diameter
greater than 25.6 centimeters.
281
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,648
Is that fact in the song?
282
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:46,929
No.
283
00:12:47,786 --> 00:12:49,250
Yes.
284
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,752
It's sung from the viewpoint
of the boulder
285
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:54,664
that chases Indiana Jones.
286
00:12:54,812 --> 00:12:57,320
That's right up our alley.
Let's hear it.
287
00:12:57,429 --> 00:12:58,460
Okay.
288
00:12:58,546 --> 00:13:00,650
♪♪ Playing Rock music...
289
00:13:00,718 --> 00:13:04,944
♪ Alone in my temple
in the middle of Peru ♪
290
00:13:05,626 --> 00:13:08,861
♪ A giant stone ball
with nothing much to do ♪
291
00:13:08,929 --> 00:13:11,944
♪ But if you steal my idol ♪
292
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:15,241
♪ I will roll right over you ♪
293
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:20,397
♪ 'Cause I'm six tons of
granite and Micaceous Schist ♪
294
00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:23,436
♪ Yeah,
I'm six tons of granite and ♪
295
00:13:23,617 --> 00:13:25,100
♪ Micaceous Schist ♪
296
00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:29,429
♪ Yeah, I'm six tons of granite
and, uh, Micaceous Schist ♪
297
00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:31,796
♪ Yeah, I'm six tons
of granite ♪
298
00:13:31,897 --> 00:13:33,257
♪ And, uh, Micaceous Schist ♪
299
00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:34,444
♪ Yeah, I'm six... ♪
300
00:13:34,512 --> 00:13:35,538
♪♪
301
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,470
So, I think if we want
302
00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:39,968
to predict the height
of the wave, we need to use
303
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,327
elasticity theory
and model the lattice
304
00:13:42,395 --> 00:13:44,788
as one continuous
flexible piece.
305
00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:46,210
This is fun.
Mm-hmm.
306
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:47,944
Playing with Popsicle sticks,
307
00:13:48,012 --> 00:13:50,335
exploring ways
to store kinetic energy.
308
00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:52,507
It's like preschool
all over again.
309
00:13:53,421 --> 00:13:55,639
Except now if I eat paste,
it's because I want to,
310
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:58,241
not because
Craig Schultz is making me.
311
00:13:59,514 --> 00:14:01,014
Hey, can I ask you a question?
312
00:14:01,082 --> 00:14:02,460
Is it,
"Where was the teacher?"
313
00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:05,007
She was in the bathroom smoking,
that's where.
314
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:08,749
It wasn't, but I'm glad
to see you've moved on.
315
00:14:09,957 --> 00:14:12,791
I was gonna ask if being married
felt any different.
316
00:14:13,066 --> 00:14:16,468
Oh. Uh... not really.
317
00:14:16,858 --> 00:14:19,218
Sorry. That probably wasn't
the answer you were looking for.
318
00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:21,304
No, actually it is.
319
00:14:21,483 --> 00:14:24,204
I mean, Sheldon and I are in
a really great place right now,
320
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:26,772
and I just, I don't want
anything to mess that up.
321
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,725
Mm-hmm.
You do remember you're here
322
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:31,014
because he kicked you
out of your apartment?
323
00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,108
Yes.
324
00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:35,220
His work is important to him.
325
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,224
It's one of the
things I find
326
00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:38,936
the sexiest about him.
327
00:14:39,342 --> 00:14:41,415
- Well, that and...
- Aah!
328
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,638
His butt.
329
00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:51,143
♪♪
330
00:14:51,451 --> 00:14:52,961
And then I was
thinking about
331
00:14:53,029 --> 00:14:54,897
inventing a new
dark matter particle
332
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,108
to evade the omega
baryon constraints,
333
00:14:57,176 --> 00:14:58,453
but that just seems
like something
334
00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,973
anyone could
come up with.
335
00:15:00,412 --> 00:15:02,123
Mm. Agreed.
336
00:15:03,621 --> 00:15:05,451
You know
what's blowing my mind?
337
00:15:05,674 --> 00:15:09,920
Somebody thought about
putting cheese in this crust.
338
00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:14,365
I just wish I could find
something that excites me.
339
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:17,141
You do understand that
crust doesn't normally
340
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,068
come with cheese in it?
341
00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:21,154
Okay, all right, look.
342
00:15:21,302 --> 00:15:24,217
What got you excited about
dark matter in the first place?
343
00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:27,490
Well, I left
string theory,
344
00:15:27,558 --> 00:15:29,124
which I'd been working
on for a long time,
345
00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:32,325
and... everyone was talking about
how cool dark matter was,
346
00:15:32,396 --> 00:15:35,137
and I thought, "Well, sure,
I'll give that a whirl""
347
00:15:35,276 --> 00:15:38,090
So it's your rebound science?
348
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:40,848
What's that?
349
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:43,301
Well, not the science you spend
the rest of your life with,
350
00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:46,473
but the one you use to make
yourself feel pretty again.
351
00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:50,543
Well, if I'm being honest,
352
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:52,536
I never forgot about
string theory.
353
00:15:52,621 --> 00:15:53,926
It's remarkable.
354
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,786
It's the closest we've come
to a theory of everything,
355
00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:59,388
something even Einstein
couldn't figure out.
356
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:03,168
Well, if he couldn't figure
it out, maybe it's just wrong.
357
00:16:03,856 --> 00:16:05,264
But it's so elegant.
358
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:08,504
I mean, look,
string theory posits
359
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,491
that the fundamental particles
we see in three dimensions
360
00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:16,777
are actually strings embedded
in multidimensional space-time.
361
00:16:17,605 --> 00:16:20,051
Interesting.
362
00:16:20,973 --> 00:16:23,261
So that would mean...
363
00:16:23,621 --> 00:16:25,035
that...
364
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,668
Can't do this by myself, buddy.
365
00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:31,201
♪♪
366
00:16:39,117 --> 00:16:41,043
What is happening?
367
00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:44,223
I was trying
not to wake you.
368
00:16:44,383 --> 00:16:46,207
Did it work?
369
00:16:47,003 --> 00:16:48,081
Sorry.
370
00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:49,882
I just realized,
371
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:54,085
now that I'm not in the band,
I can focus on my own music.
372
00:16:54,194 --> 00:16:56,802
You know? Go solo.
373
00:16:58,545 --> 00:17:00,095
You said you were
taking a break from the band
374
00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:01,700
to help with me and the baby.
375
00:17:01,986 --> 00:17:05,482
Yes, and write
an astronaut musical.
376
00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:07,639
Picture this.
The curtain opens.
377
00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:09,908
There's a lone astronaut
floating
378
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:11,427
in the inky blackness
of space.
379
00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:13,645
Maybe wires,
maybe fog.
380
00:17:13,713 --> 00:17:15,873
I'll let the director
figure that out.
381
00:17:16,982 --> 00:17:20,131
♪ I really don't know when ♪
382
00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:25,865
♪ I'll run out of oxy... gen. ♪
383
00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:30,295
Good news!
I'm back in the band!
384
00:17:30,935 --> 00:17:32,662
So, Bernadette doesn't mind?
385
00:17:32,841 --> 00:17:34,795
It was her idea!
386
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,536
♪♪
387
00:17:37,768 --> 00:17:40,021
So it's sort of like
a guitar string,
388
00:17:40,089 --> 00:17:42,056
but instead of making
an actual sound,
389
00:17:42,165 --> 00:17:44,365
each vibration is
a different particle.
390
00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:47,873
Precisely. And when
you express it in 11 dimensions,
391
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,109
Einstein's relativity equations
pop out.
392
00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:51,319
Does that sound
like a coincidence?
393
00:17:51,386 --> 00:17:53,185
- It does not.
- Yup.
394
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,521
That's what I think.
395
00:17:55,998 --> 00:17:58,708
So, so, did we do it?
Did we just solve string theory?
396
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,107
Oh.
397
00:18:00,175 --> 00:18:02,617
I appreciate
your enthusiasm,
398
00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:04,140
but this is not
the sort of thing
399
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,373
we can figure
out in a night.
400
00:18:05,441 --> 00:18:07,435
People have been
stuck on this for decades.
401
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,194
Well, decades? Really?
402
00:18:09,282 --> 00:18:12,365
It's-it's a string.
How hard can it be?
403
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,249
It's straight, it's in a loop,
404
00:18:14,316 --> 00:18:16,516
it gets knotted up
with other strings. Uh...
405
00:18:16,619 --> 00:18:18,476
Well, actually
there are no knots
406
00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:20,435
in anything greater
than four dimensions.
407
00:18:20,544 --> 00:18:22,615
Ooh, unless
408
00:18:22,849 --> 00:18:26,880
we get around that
by considering them as sheets.
409
00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:28,740
You know,
topologically speaking,
410
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:31,888
that has
a lot of interesting possibilities.
411
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,466
See? How long did that take me,
like a minute?
412
00:18:37,477 --> 00:18:38,535
♪♪
413
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:41,686
Thought you were
getting us dinner.
414
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,248
Sorry.
I had to stop at Sheldon's
415
00:18:43,316 --> 00:18:45,779
and help him solve
string theory.
416
00:18:50,091 --> 00:18:51,498
What?
417
00:18:52,108 --> 00:18:55,044
Yeah, turns out
the answer's knots.
418
00:18:55,309 --> 00:18:57,083
That's cute,
but you can't have knots
419
00:18:57,151 --> 00:18:58,513
in more than four dimensions.
420
00:18:58,581 --> 00:19:01,920
Mm, you can if
you consider them sheets.
421
00:19:01,988 --> 00:19:03,560
Good night.
422
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,344
♪♪
423
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:15,204
What up,
my Hebrews and She-brews?!
424
00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:18,634
We are Footprints
on the Moon.
425
00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:22,454
Toby, today you are a man,
426
00:19:22,587 --> 00:19:24,696
and you will face
many obstacles in life.
427
00:19:24,919 --> 00:19:28,626
And some of those obstacles
are gonna feel like boulders.
428
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:33,329
This first song is about
the greatest boulder
429
00:19:33,397 --> 00:19:35,493
in the history of cinema.
430
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,845
One, two, three.
431
00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:41,521
♪♪ Rock music playing...
432
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,852
♪♪
433
00:19:44,094 --> 00:19:48,485
♪ Alone in my temple
in the middle of Peru ♪
434
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:52,571
♪ A giant stone ball
with nothing to do ♪
435
00:19:52,639 --> 00:19:55,954
♪ But if you steal my idol ♪
436
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,813
♪ I will roll right over you ♪
437
00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:02,686
♪ 'Cause I'm six tons
of granite ♪
438
00:20:02,754 --> 00:20:04,588
♪ And Micaceous Schist ♪
439
00:20:04,656 --> 00:20:07,433
♪ Yeah, I'm six tons
of granite ♪
440
00:20:07,592 --> 00:20:10,326
♪ And Micaceous Schist ♪
441
00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:14,331
♪ I'm gonna crush you,
I'm gonna mush you ♪
442
00:20:14,399 --> 00:20:16,487
♪ You took my idol,
I'm homicidal ♪
443
00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:19,136
♪ Gonna roll over you
till your brains come out ♪
444
00:20:19,308 --> 00:20:22,305
♪ And your bones will crunch
and your blood will spout! ♪
445
00:20:23,235 --> 00:20:26,581
I'm not just a rock, baby.
I'm a boulder.
446
00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:35,308
♪ 'Cause I'm six tons
of granite ♪
447
00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:36,887
♪ And Micaceous Schist ♪
448
00:20:36,955 --> 00:20:39,722
♪ Yeah, I'm six tons
of granite ♪
449
00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:41,891
♪ And Micaceous Schist ♪
450
00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:44,464
♪ Yeah, I'm six tons of granite... ♪
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