1 00:00:02,528 --> 00:00:05,760 Why are they making four more Avatar movies? 2 00:00:05,847 --> 00:00:07,947 It's not like the first one is even that good. 3 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:10,135 What are you talking about? You love that movie. 4 00:00:10,193 --> 00:00:12,268 You even went as Avatar for Halloween. 5 00:00:12,496 --> 00:00:16,096 I remember. That was not a lot of clothes. 6 00:00:17,697 --> 00:00:18,838 Hey, guys. 7 00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:20,002 - Hey. - Hey. 8 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:23,094 I'm, uh, I'm running a special today, uh, 9 00:00:23,241 --> 00:00:26,783 buy something, keep having a comic book store to come to. 10 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,860 This is awkward. 11 00:00:28,918 --> 00:00:30,963 I was actually gonna return this. 12 00:00:31,455 --> 00:00:32,523 What's wrong with it? 13 00:00:32,581 --> 00:00:34,330 I-I finished it. 14 00:00:36,408 --> 00:00:38,604 Speaking of something I find interesting, 15 00:00:38,662 --> 00:00:41,563 did anyone read that article about Bitcoin I sent you? 16 00:00:41,678 --> 00:00:43,460 Yeah, I can't believe a single Bitcoin 17 00:00:43,518 --> 00:00:45,918 is worth about $5,000 now. 18 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:49,401 Wait, didn't we mine some a few years ago? 19 00:00:49,459 --> 00:00:51,354 It was seven years ago. 20 00:00:51,454 --> 00:00:53,690 Oh, yeah, I remember that. 21 00:00:53,748 --> 00:00:56,104 Really? All I can remember from seven years ago 22 00:00:56,162 --> 00:00:59,057 is I couldn't get Kesha's "Tik Tok" out of my head. 23 00:00:59,823 --> 00:01:03,721 ♪ Tik Tok, on the clock... ♪ Whoa, welcome home, Kesha. 24 00:01:04,335 --> 00:01:06,318 No, we-we definitely mined some. 25 00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:09,010 I-I remember sitting in your bedroom and writing the program. 26 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:10,760 I think we ended up with a bunch of it. 27 00:01:10,818 --> 00:01:14,205 Wow, and at, like, $5,000 apiece, that's... 28 00:01:14,268 --> 00:01:17,643 Sounds like a lot of money, which we agreed to share 29 00:01:17,701 --> 00:01:21,432 'cause I-I was totally there. I remember now. 30 00:01:23,095 --> 00:01:24,751 I can't believe we forgot about it. 31 00:01:24,809 --> 00:01:25,984 It's not that surprising. 32 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:28,037 They were basically worthless when we got them. 33 00:01:28,095 --> 00:01:29,876 I wish I knew how much we had. 34 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,560 Sheldon, you must remember. 35 00:01:31,641 --> 00:01:32,884 Of course I do. 36 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,327 Oh, yeah, he and I totally remember. 37 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:38,782 You tell them, Sheldon. 38 00:01:41,259 --> 00:01:43,079 I can't believe you haven't seen Avatar yet. 39 00:01:43,191 --> 00:01:44,446 What is wrong with you? 40 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,033 Penny and I just started dating, 41 00:01:46,113 --> 00:01:47,791 and you know I don't like big crowds. 42 00:01:47,849 --> 00:01:50,353 Because you're afraid Penny will leave you for someone in them? 43 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,705 Terrified. 44 00:01:52,852 --> 00:01:54,204 Yes, instead of going out, 45 00:01:54,262 --> 00:01:56,762 they just stay home and have constant coitus. 46 00:01:56,882 --> 00:02:00,962 Well, I didn't want to say it, but I-I do like to hear it. 47 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:05,438 Yes, Ma, I'll be home for dinner. 48 00:02:05,975 --> 00:02:09,540 No, I'm not ruining my appetite with candy. 49 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,048 Oh, we're having brisket? 50 00:02:13,103 --> 00:02:14,556 Be home at 6:00. 51 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:17,445 Maybe we should double date. 52 00:02:17,503 --> 00:02:19,884 I'll bring Penny and you can bring your mom. 53 00:02:20,378 --> 00:02:21,887 Oh, make your jokes, 54 00:02:21,945 --> 00:02:23,983 but my date started a savings account for me. 55 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:25,267 Did yours? 56 00:02:26,374 --> 00:02:27,751 - Hey, you guys. - Hey. 57 00:02:27,809 --> 00:02:29,491 Oh, Stuart, good. I was wondering, 58 00:02:29,564 --> 00:02:31,569 will you be accepting Bitcoin? 59 00:02:32,053 --> 00:02:34,624 Well, I don't know what that is, but it's got "coin" in it, 60 00:02:34,692 --> 00:02:38,686 and my cash register doesn't, so... yeah. 61 00:02:40,389 --> 00:02:41,592 Wait, what's Bitcoin? 62 00:02:41,705 --> 00:02:44,397 It's a new online currency that's been developed. 63 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:46,210 Uh, it's just like actual money, 64 00:02:46,297 --> 00:02:49,561 except you can't see it, hold it, or spend it on anything. 65 00:02:50,717 --> 00:02:53,389 Sounds like the kind of money I'm familiar with. 66 00:02:54,893 --> 00:02:56,827 If it's not tangible, how do you know 67 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,803 it's not just gonna vanish tomorrow? 68 00:02:58,861 --> 00:03:01,534 Really? You're dating Penny, and you're gonna poke at something 69 00:03:01,592 --> 00:03:03,335 that could vanish tomorrow? 70 00:03:04,467 --> 00:03:05,716 I'll buy some Bitcoin. 71 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:07,366 I just came into a little extra money 72 00:03:07,447 --> 00:03:09,608 when my dad raised my allowance. 73 00:03:10,710 --> 00:03:12,934 You don't have to buy Bitcoin. 74 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:14,122 You can mine it. 75 00:03:14,186 --> 00:03:16,254 Mine it? Like, mining gold? 76 00:03:16,352 --> 00:03:18,439 Sort of. There's a limited amount, 77 00:03:18,497 --> 00:03:20,889 and we find it, not by tunneling into the earth, 78 00:03:20,947 --> 00:03:24,348 but by using a computer to solve complex mathematical problems. 79 00:03:24,432 --> 00:03:25,741 So let me get this straight. 80 00:03:25,799 --> 00:03:27,265 We have to write an elaborate program 81 00:03:27,322 --> 00:03:31,091 in order to find a fake coin that we can't spend on anything? 82 00:03:31,149 --> 00:03:33,381 Yes. That sounds fun. 83 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:34,881 Yeah, I'm in. 84 00:03:34,939 --> 00:03:36,013 Staying up late, 85 00:03:36,071 --> 00:03:37,967 writing code, it sounds like a party. 86 00:03:38,025 --> 00:03:39,100 Hey, Stuart. 87 00:03:39,158 --> 00:03:40,983 You want to mine some Bitcoin with us? 88 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:42,863 We'll write the program, you bring the snacks? 89 00:03:42,921 --> 00:03:44,776 Too rich for my blood. 90 00:03:45,909 --> 00:03:47,792 All right, so just the four of us. 91 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,261 Before we begin, 92 00:03:49,353 --> 00:03:52,917 this may have some unprecedented tax implications. 93 00:03:52,975 --> 00:03:54,757 In fact, we should start early 'cause we are gonna be 94 00:03:54,814 --> 00:03:57,010 on the phone with the IRS for hours. 95 00:03:57,455 --> 00:03:59,686 Did anybody else just get goose bumps? 96 00:04:00,795 --> 00:04:02,673 Great, so just the three of us. 97 00:04:03,878 --> 00:04:06,045 Oh, yeah. We did it without you. 98 00:04:06,194 --> 00:04:08,451 And do you remember what happened next? 99 00:04:08,532 --> 00:04:11,767 Your mom called my mom and said we were being mean? 100 00:04:12,475 --> 00:04:14,545 And after that? 101 00:04:15,512 --> 00:04:18,482 You said that someday we'd regret this. 102 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:19,701 And do you know 103 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,381 what today is? 104 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,357 The day we found out we're rich and none of it is yours? 105 00:04:27,506 --> 00:04:29,764 Yeah, that's right! Up top! 106 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:34,256 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 107 00:04:34,314 --> 00:04:38,127 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 108 00:04:38,185 --> 00:04:39,448 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 109 00:04:39,506 --> 00:04:42,479 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 110 00:04:42,537 --> 00:04:44,432 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 111 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:47,096 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 112 00:04:47,169 --> 00:04:49,397 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 113 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,217 ♪ Bang! ♪ *THE BIG BANG THEORY* Season 11 Episode 09 Title: "The Bitcoin Entanglement" 114 00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:00,831 Okay, this is the laptop 115 00:05:00,894 --> 00:05:02,453 I was using in 2010. 116 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,192 The Bitcoin must be on here. 117 00:05:04,254 --> 00:05:06,417 So what are you gonna do with your share of the money? 118 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,098 Uh, well, as a responsible adult, 119 00:05:08,156 --> 00:05:10,925 I'll put that money into a CD, wait for that CD to mature, 120 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,421 and then buy a tiger. 121 00:05:19,457 --> 00:05:20,656 How about you? 122 00:05:20,768 --> 00:05:21,934 Oh, that depends on 123 00:05:21,992 --> 00:05:24,300 whether I tell Bernadette or not. 124 00:05:24,886 --> 00:05:26,239 Howard, I can hear you. 125 00:05:26,296 --> 00:05:28,096 The baby monitor is on. 126 00:05:30,049 --> 00:05:32,116 I know. I was joking. 127 00:05:32,174 --> 00:05:34,214 I'm gonna put it in a college fund. 128 00:05:38,753 --> 00:05:40,753 All right, all booted up. 129 00:05:41,293 --> 00:05:43,226 Wow, I-I knew you were single back then, 130 00:05:43,284 --> 00:05:46,497 - but that is a lot of porn... - Science! A lot of science. 131 00:05:47,792 --> 00:05:50,996 Wow, you were really into Asian science. 132 00:05:53,314 --> 00:05:54,962 I don't see the Bitcoin on here. 133 00:05:55,056 --> 00:05:56,568 Hey, maybe it's in that folder marked 134 00:05:56,626 --> 00:05:58,158 "Private and Confidential." 135 00:05:58,289 --> 00:05:59,931 It's not! 136 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:04,251 Okay, the program is almost ready to run. 137 00:06:04,361 --> 00:06:06,876 Mining for coins sounds so manly. 138 00:06:07,025 --> 00:06:09,517 Ooh, we should sing a mining song. 139 00:06:10,298 --> 00:06:11,884 Do you know a mining song? 140 00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:13,067 I don't know. 141 00:06:13,158 --> 00:06:14,686 Does "Tik Tok" by Kesha count? 142 00:06:14,744 --> 00:06:17,423 Because it has tunneled its way into my heart. 143 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:20,728 Howard, what's going on?! 144 00:06:20,828 --> 00:06:22,548 Are you boys roughhousing?! 145 00:06:22,681 --> 00:06:24,798 No, we're not roughhousing! 146 00:06:24,856 --> 00:06:28,056 We're scientists! Scientists don't roughhouse! 147 00:06:28,669 --> 00:06:32,134 Excuse me, Mr. Grown-up. 148 00:06:33,522 --> 00:06:34,854 Aw, man, what happened? 149 00:06:34,912 --> 00:06:36,178 It crashed. 150 00:06:36,249 --> 00:06:37,931 It's been doing that lately. 151 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,158 I think it's got a virus from all the... 152 00:06:40,339 --> 00:06:42,650 music I've been downloading. 153 00:06:43,665 --> 00:06:45,017 What kind of music? 154 00:06:45,587 --> 00:06:47,556 Mostly Asian. 155 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:51,423 Some oldies. 156 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:54,611 Well, we can use my laptop. 157 00:06:55,025 --> 00:06:57,129 Howard, I made cookies 158 00:06:57,187 --> 00:06:59,306 for you and your little friends! 159 00:06:59,364 --> 00:07:02,332 They're not my little friends, and we don't want cookies! 160 00:07:02,436 --> 00:07:03,671 Actually, a cookie sounds good. 161 00:07:03,728 --> 00:07:04,791 All right, we'll have cookies! 162 00:07:04,848 --> 00:07:06,392 Thank you very much! 163 00:07:07,564 --> 00:07:09,962 That's right. It must be on my old laptop. 164 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:11,357 - Well, let's go. - Hey, Bernie, 165 00:07:11,415 --> 00:07:12,663 you mind if I run to Leonard's and... 166 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:13,979 Get a laptop full of money? 167 00:07:14,036 --> 00:07:16,630 Why are you still here?! Go, go, go! 168 00:07:19,798 --> 00:07:21,454 So, how's the wedding planning going? 169 00:07:21,556 --> 00:07:22,701 Great. 170 00:07:22,759 --> 00:07:25,101 Although, we're having trouble agreeing on a location. 171 00:07:25,306 --> 00:07:27,194 I thought you were looking at a cliff on the beach. 172 00:07:27,251 --> 00:07:30,540 We were, but Sheldon didn't like any of them. 173 00:07:31,915 --> 00:07:35,118 Some were too beachy, some were too cliffy. 174 00:07:36,392 --> 00:07:39,790 And all of them were too outsidey. 175 00:07:40,363 --> 00:07:42,115 Well, weddings aren't about the location. 176 00:07:42,173 --> 00:07:44,709 They're about standing up in front of your family and friends 177 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:48,056 and promising that Sheldon will never move back in here. 178 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,368 - Hi. - Hey. 179 00:07:51,492 --> 00:07:52,762 What are you guys doing? 180 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,240 Uh, we have a bunch of Bitcoin on an old laptop, 181 00:07:55,298 --> 00:07:56,933 and it could be worth, like, a lot of money. 182 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:58,023 What... You're kidding. 183 00:07:58,081 --> 00:08:00,118 No. We-we could be sitting on a fortune. 184 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:02,552 Okay, let the record show, I did not marry you for money, 185 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:04,901 but you just got way more attractive. 186 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,540 Damn it, it's not in here. 187 00:08:07,648 --> 00:08:11,606 If only you had someone around with an eidetic memory. 188 00:08:13,266 --> 00:08:15,430 I bet they would know what happened to it. 189 00:08:15,590 --> 00:08:17,117 If you know, just tell us. 190 00:08:17,175 --> 00:08:20,246 Excuse me, but if I recall from seven years ago, 191 00:08:20,304 --> 00:08:21,915 you don't want me to be a part of this. 192 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:24,484 Sheldon, you can't still be mad. 193 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:25,641 Oh, please. 194 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:27,937 I have grudges that go back to preschool. 195 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:31,534 Someday, I'm gonna find a grown-up Elaine Dwyer 196 00:08:31,592 --> 00:08:34,430 and eat her favorite crayon while she watches. 197 00:08:35,173 --> 00:08:38,391 Is that why there's an Elaine Dwyer on our guest list? 198 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,024 Yes. 199 00:08:40,106 --> 00:08:42,240 That night, I'm going to have the first dance 200 00:08:42,336 --> 00:08:44,391 and the last laugh. 201 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,817 Sheldon, please. 202 00:08:48,008 --> 00:08:49,732 Should I be the bigger man? 203 00:08:49,993 --> 00:08:51,258 I think you should. 204 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:53,266 Oh, why'd I ask you? 205 00:08:57,094 --> 00:08:58,531 Hey there, pretty lady. 206 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,027 I'm not waiting on your table for you. 207 00:09:01,229 --> 00:09:03,722 Come on, this one is so annoying. 208 00:09:03,806 --> 00:09:05,673 Excuse me, waitress. 209 00:09:07,722 --> 00:09:09,164 You guys ready to order? 210 00:09:09,222 --> 00:09:10,629 Can you take our picture, please? 211 00:09:10,687 --> 00:09:12,030 Oh, sure. 212 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,035 Smile! 213 00:09:17,276 --> 00:09:18,470 Perfect. 214 00:09:18,610 --> 00:09:20,634 Thank you. You may go now. 215 00:09:21,088 --> 00:09:22,386 It was nice to meet you, 216 00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:25,527 and I mean that politely, not sincerely. 217 00:09:26,894 --> 00:09:28,090 What was that? 218 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:30,394 I need to prove to my mother that I'm on a date. 219 00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:31,917 If she thinks I faked the picture, 220 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,956 I might need you as a witness. What's your name? 221 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,189 Bernadette. 222 00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:38,368 Hey, sweetie. 223 00:09:38,426 --> 00:09:39,876 - Hey. Yeah. - Everybody good? 224 00:09:39,934 --> 00:09:41,535 - Fine. - Sure. 225 00:09:43,128 --> 00:09:46,496 You don't have to whisper, you can just nod your head. 226 00:09:49,003 --> 00:09:50,738 Or you could just speak. 227 00:09:52,743 --> 00:09:53,895 You having a good day? 228 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,024 No, I missed an audition 229 00:09:55,082 --> 00:09:57,002 because my computer broke, and I didn't get the e-mail. 230 00:09:57,059 --> 00:09:58,845 Would've been a perfect part for me. 231 00:09:58,903 --> 00:10:00,915 Was it waitress who ignores her customers? 232 00:10:00,981 --> 00:10:03,102 Because that's the role you were born to play. 233 00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:06,427 Shut up and eat your burger. 234 00:10:06,485 --> 00:10:08,118 Actually, it's a turkey club. 235 00:10:08,176 --> 00:10:09,334 Didn't you order a burger? 236 00:10:09,392 --> 00:10:11,048 I did, and yet here we are. 237 00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:14,714 You know what, if you need a computer, 238 00:10:14,772 --> 00:10:15,894 you can use my laptop. 239 00:10:15,952 --> 00:10:17,926 Oh, that's sweet, but I'm not gonna take your computer. 240 00:10:17,983 --> 00:10:19,770 Oh, it's fine. I-I'm getting a new one anyway. 241 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,621 - Are you sure? - Don't be silly. 242 00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,310 He's desperate to hold on to you. 243 00:10:23,368 --> 00:10:24,878 You can get anything out of him. 244 00:10:25,105 --> 00:10:26,719 His car, his watch... 245 00:10:26,777 --> 00:10:28,813 Maybe a kidney. You already have his testicles. 246 00:10:28,871 --> 00:10:30,809 You can start a collection. 247 00:10:32,683 --> 00:10:34,871 Oh, my God, that's right. You gave me your laptop. 248 00:10:34,929 --> 00:10:36,136 That was so sweet. 249 00:10:36,214 --> 00:10:37,758 - So you know where it is? - Of course. 250 00:10:37,816 --> 00:10:38,952 - All right! - Yes! - Great! 251 00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:40,508 I gave it to my ex-boyfriend Zack. 252 00:10:40,566 --> 00:10:41,636 - Come on! - No! 253 00:10:41,694 --> 00:10:42,855 Why?! 254 00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:50,593 Okay, Zack, thank you so much. 255 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,892 We'll be right over. 256 00:10:52,587 --> 00:10:54,087 He still has it. 257 00:10:54,439 --> 00:10:56,462 I can't believe you took a gift from me 258 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,001 and gave it to another man. 259 00:10:58,095 --> 00:10:59,572 Really? 260 00:10:59,642 --> 00:11:01,525 Of all the things she's given to other men, 261 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,521 that's what you're concerned about? 262 00:11:05,681 --> 00:11:07,514 Please don't make a big deal about this. 263 00:11:07,572 --> 00:11:09,423 It was a long time ago, we were broken up. 264 00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:10,756 Which breakup was that? 265 00:11:10,814 --> 00:11:13,564 Was that the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre? 266 00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:15,246 No, no. 267 00:11:15,304 --> 00:11:18,290 This might've been during the Comic-Con Dump-A-Thon. 268 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,392 You have names for our breakups? 269 00:11:20,478 --> 00:11:23,220 Well, they would really blur together if we didn't. 270 00:11:24,045 --> 00:11:25,798 The Comic-Con breakup's easy to remember 271 00:11:25,915 --> 00:11:29,080 because Leonard was the saddest Pikachu. 272 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,053 Right, and he wiped his nose on your cape, 273 00:11:32,111 --> 00:11:34,681 and then you were the saddest Darth Vader. 274 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,259 You know, Penny and I aren't the only ones who've broken up. 275 00:11:39,317 --> 00:11:41,072 So did Howard and Bernadette. 276 00:11:41,189 --> 00:11:45,642 Uh, not to brag, but all my breakups have lasted. 277 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,818 I'm so sorry to hear about you and Howard. 278 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,006 Thanks. I just didn't think he was 279 00:11:52,064 --> 00:11:54,915 the kind of guy who would be doing weird stuff online. 280 00:11:55,111 --> 00:11:57,739 Really? Wow, I thought it was so obvious, but okay. 281 00:11:59,181 --> 00:12:01,176 Look, I know it's hard, but I think the best thing 282 00:12:01,243 --> 00:12:03,025 to do after a breakup is to take some time 283 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:04,580 and be by yourself. 284 00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,400 Yeah, that's healthy. 285 00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:07,947 Hey, babe, ready to go? 286 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,587 Do as I say, not as I do. 287 00:12:14,509 --> 00:12:16,175 I cannot believe you're mad. 288 00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:17,561 I'm not mad. 289 00:12:17,619 --> 00:12:20,635 Oh, really? Tell that to your eyebrows. 290 00:12:21,877 --> 00:12:23,775 Bet I could place a quarter between them, 291 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,791 and it would just stay there. 292 00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:28,585 Fine, I'm mad. 293 00:12:28,643 --> 00:12:31,158 I guess I was more upset by our breakup than you. 294 00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:33,455 That is not true. Of course I was upset. 295 00:12:33,518 --> 00:12:34,717 Didn't seem like it. 296 00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:35,967 You started dating the first 297 00:12:36,025 --> 00:12:38,046 tall, handsome hunk you could find. 298 00:12:38,228 --> 00:12:39,397 I'm sorry, 299 00:12:39,455 --> 00:12:43,596 are you mad that I dated Zack or that you didn't? 300 00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:51,067 - Hi. - Hi. - Hey, Zack. 301 00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:53,088 So good to see you guys. 302 00:12:53,219 --> 00:12:55,744 Man, we should do this more often. 303 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,971 Come over to get laptops back from you? 304 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,697 Totally. 305 00:13:01,604 --> 00:13:02,706 So do you have it? 306 00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:04,808 Of course I do. Penny gave it to me as a gift. 307 00:13:04,913 --> 00:13:06,986 You don't get rid of something like that. 308 00:13:10,424 --> 00:13:11,869 Huh. 309 00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:15,186 All right, I'm sorry I gave away your stupid laptop. 310 00:13:15,244 --> 00:13:17,347 You should be. We were broken up for, like, five minutes. 311 00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:18,460 Are you guys fighting? 312 00:13:18,518 --> 00:13:19,530 - Yeah. - No. 313 00:13:19,588 --> 00:13:21,505 Are you fighting about whether or not you're fighting? 314 00:13:21,562 --> 00:13:23,119 'Cause I've had that fight before. 315 00:13:23,232 --> 00:13:25,682 Turns out we were, and I lost. 316 00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:28,690 Leonard thinks when we broke up, it didn't bother me. 317 00:13:28,748 --> 00:13:29,764 That's crazy. 318 00:13:29,822 --> 00:13:32,382 When we were going out, she used to talk about you all the time. 319 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,358 In fact, I think she only dated me 320 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,683 because I reminded her of you. 321 00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:41,691 Sure. 322 00:13:42,816 --> 00:13:44,417 Because we're both... 323 00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:46,285 people? 324 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:49,105 Damn right we are. 325 00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:53,503 Oh, also, there was that video about how much she missed you. 326 00:13:53,722 --> 00:13:55,964 - What video? - The one on the laptop. 327 00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:59,699 I didn't mean to invade your privacy, but I am a huge snoop. 328 00:13:59,808 --> 00:14:01,785 Ask my neighbor. She'll tell you. 329 00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:04,183 But not right now; she's in the shower. 330 00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,308 Hello, Leonard. 331 00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:18,046 I was gonna write you an e-mail, but I'm a little drunk, 332 00:14:18,104 --> 00:14:22,082 and spelling is a sober person's game, so... 333 00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:27,574 I feel I owe you a 'splanation. 334 00:14:27,824 --> 00:14:30,074 I... I'm sorry. 335 00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,160 A 'splanation. 336 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,666 Penny. Penny. 337 00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:36,975 Penny. 338 00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:39,251 Sheldon, go away. I'm making a video. 339 00:14:39,309 --> 00:14:40,348 Oh, I'm sorry. 340 00:14:40,406 --> 00:14:42,291 I'll come back when you're alone. 341 00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:45,377 No, no, no. I am alone. 342 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,475 I'm just telling Leonard why I broke up with him. 343 00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:49,018 Oh, he knows. 344 00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:50,580 The video I want to see 345 00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:53,088 is why you went out with him in the first place. 346 00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:56,327 I went out with him because he's great. 347 00:14:56,385 --> 00:14:57,942 And if I kept going out with him, 348 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,400 I probably would've married him, 349 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,025 and that's a little scary 350 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,150 because I just don't think I'm ready for that. 351 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:07,571 You know, plus I have got to learn how to spell Hofstadter. 352 00:15:08,353 --> 00:15:09,881 I-I know there's a "D" in there, 353 00:15:09,939 --> 00:15:13,439 but it keeps moving every time I try and write it. 354 00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,760 Sheldon, what do I do? 355 00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:20,853 Try to pass out facedown, so you don't choke on your vomit. 356 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,612 I am not gonna pass out. 357 00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:27,377 But thank you anyway. 358 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,469 Wow. I know. 359 00:15:34,591 --> 00:15:37,592 There's, like, two more hours of her just lying there. 360 00:15:40,163 --> 00:15:43,399 Aw, you love me so much. 361 00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,416 I married you, jackass. 362 00:15:45,602 --> 00:15:48,147 I... I know, and not just out of pity 363 00:15:48,205 --> 00:15:50,697 like everyone said in their wedding toast. 364 00:15:50,947 --> 00:15:53,141 You want to see the part where she falls off the chair? 365 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:54,603 - No. - Totally. 366 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,244 That's my wife. 367 00:16:09,492 --> 00:16:11,689 I got to see that again. 368 00:16:13,697 --> 00:16:16,009 Got the laptop. Hand it here. 369 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,630 Oh, this is so exciting! 370 00:16:18,837 --> 00:16:21,397 Hey, when we sell the Bitcoin, are you gonna pay your dad back 371 00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:22,981 all the money you took from him over the years? 372 00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:25,572 Never even crossed my mind. 373 00:16:26,955 --> 00:16:28,795 Okay, here's the Bitcoin folder. 374 00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:30,411 Yeah, how much is in there? 375 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:33,739 It's empty. 376 00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:35,468 What? Th-That's impossible. 377 00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:38,243 Do you think Zack stole it? 378 00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:40,161 No, he doesn't know how to steal Bitcoin. 379 00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:42,354 I mean, he waves at trucks. 380 00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:48,364 Hmm... who could it have been? 381 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,231 Sheldon, what did you do? 382 00:16:52,369 --> 00:16:54,028 I plotted my revenge. 383 00:16:54,356 --> 00:16:57,905 If you get a dish, I'll serve you some cold. 384 00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:00,512 What, y-you stole our Bitcoin? 385 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:01,712 Oh, calm down. 386 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,829 All I did was sneak onto your computer 387 00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:06,481 and download your Bitcoin onto a flash drive. 388 00:17:06,555 --> 00:17:08,856 - What? - But, I'm not keeping it. 389 00:17:08,914 --> 00:17:10,684 I just wanted to watch you sweat. 390 00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:12,487 If you want to watch him sweat, 391 00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:14,973 walk up a flight of stairs with him. 392 00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:20,801 I've waited seven long years, but it finally happened. 393 00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:22,613 Where's our money? 394 00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:23,831 That's the best part. 395 00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:27,673 It's on the Batman flash drive on your key chain. 396 00:17:27,731 --> 00:17:30,278 You've had it in your pocket all along. 397 00:17:32,942 --> 00:17:34,551 Sheldon... 398 00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:38,283 I lost that key chain years ago. 399 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,637 Really? 400 00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:48,325 D-D-Did you look under things? 401 00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:53,464 Well, that is unfortunate. 402 00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:57,206 I guess we've all learned a lesson today. 403 00:17:58,627 --> 00:17:59,961 What was the lesson? 404 00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:01,287 I don't know. 405 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,291 Huh. What's that? 406 00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:20,306 Ooh, Batman flash drive. 407 00:18:20,914 --> 00:18:22,853 Pretty cool. 408 00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:25,811 Huh, if I erase this, 409 00:18:25,869 --> 00:18:29,345 I could probably resell it for, like, ten bucks. 410 00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:32,947 Things are finally going my way. 411 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:41,016 ♪♪ 412 00:18:41,074 --> 00:18:44,118 ♪♪ 413 00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:47,961 ♪♪ 414 00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:52,864 ♪♪ 415 00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:58,668 ♪♪