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Leonard, when are you leaving

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to pick your mother up
from the airport?

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Uh, well, let's see, her
plane gets in at 3:00,

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figure half an hour to get
her luggage, so... never.

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Never?

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Isn't that usually
when you go to the gym?

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Are you really not gonna
pick up your mother?

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No-- it's fine, she likes
to take a cab or a shuttle.

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That way she can meet people.

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Well, that's kind of nice.

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Yeah, she always says
that a stranger is just

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a person whose emotional weak
point you haven't found yet.

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Your mom is the best.
[chuckles]

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Oh, maybe I should pick her up.

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You don't drive.

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That's what makes you
and me a great team.

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Go get your keys.

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You can't pick her up.

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It'll make me
look like a bad son.

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I imagine that's
one of the things

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we'll talk about
on the ride.

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That and Amy's
recent reluctance

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to use turn signals.

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We were in a parking garage.

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Come on,
she gave birth to you.

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Fine, I'll pick her up.

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Good, I'll go with you.

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I call back seat.Oh, I don't want to be

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the only one who doesn't go.

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I'll just sit here afraid that
you're all talking about me.

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We're not gonna
talk about you.

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Well, that's my other fear.

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This is crazy. I can
pick her up by myself.

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So it's just you?

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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪

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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

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♪ The Earth began to cool

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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪

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♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids♪

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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪

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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪

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♪ Bang!♪

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How was your flight?

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There were some parents
with a baby.

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A lot of crying.

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Well, babies do that.

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No, it was the parents.

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It seems they couldn't handle
some constructive criticism.

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Hey, on a completely
unrelated note, um,

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you know, if you'd
rather stay at a hotel,

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we wouldn't be offended.

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Actually, I've been looking
forward to staying with you.

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Really? It's just, normally,
you stay at a hotel.

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Would you like me
to stay at a hotel?No, no, no.

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I-I invited you to stay with us.

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And I accepted,

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so everyone is happy.

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Yep.

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I'm happy, you're happy...

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...everyone's happy.

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How come we never eat
in the dining room?

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Oh, that's for company.

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What am I?

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Apparently, a guy who wants
to have his feelings hurt.

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When does Anu
come back from London?

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Next week.
But it's been good, you know?

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Really given me a chance
to focus on myself.

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How's that going?

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I didn't like what I saw,
got in my car, drove over here.

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Hey, guys.Hey.
Hey.

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I'm sorry,
I didn't know you had company.

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It's all right,
neither did they.

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Is Stuart home?

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No, he's at work.

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The last juice.
I'm gonna add it to the list.

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That's whose handwriting
that is.

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I've noticed she's been
over here a lot lately.

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You know how you noticed that?

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Because you're over
here a lot lately.

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She has slept over
every night this week.

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Uh, no, no,
she wasn't here Wednesday night.

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Yes, she was. You didn't notice
because you were in the hot tub

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in the backyard eating Oreos.

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That reminds me.

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Oreos.

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Really?

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A photon entanglement team.

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Yeah, I-I'm actually
the colead.

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Yeah, if you like photons
and how they get entangled,

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he's your co-guy.[Leonard chuckles]

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I would enjoy
seeing your lab.

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Oh. Yeah, sure.

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Uh, if you want,
you can come tomorrow.

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I look forward to it.

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Well, I think
I'm going to turn in.

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Good night, Penny.

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Good night, dear.

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Good night.Night, Beverly.

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Wow, she's being really nice.

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Yeah, clearly,
one of us is dying.

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Come on, her.

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Or you accomplished
something great,

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and she's genuinely proud.

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Yeah, all right,
you've had enough.

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[keyboard clicks]Hi.

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Hey.Oh, it's so good

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to see your face.

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H-How's the concierge
conference?

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You guys just get
theater tickets

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for each other all day long?

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[chuckles]
It's going great,

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and the company put me
in a nice place in Notting Hill.

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Notting Hill? Like the movie?

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Uh, "I'm just a boy standing
in front of a girl saying..."

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you better bring me home
a T-shirt.

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I can't wait for you
to come home.

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Actually, that's one
of the reasons I called.

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They offered me
a management position.

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That's amazing.
T-That's your dream.

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It's here in London.

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Oh.

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And they want me
to start right away.

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What does that mean for us?

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Well, how committed are you
to staying in California?

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This is where my work is,
this is where my friends are.

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But are you happy?

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Not for years.
What's your point?

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All right, I got to head
out to my drawing class.

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Fruit or naked dudes?

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Actually, it doesn't matter,
I'm jealous of both.

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I'll see you tonight?Yeah.

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[laughs softly]

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So she's coming over again, huh?

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Yeah, we're gonna
do a movie night.

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It's my house. Don't you think
you should ask me?

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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Howard, would you like
to come to movie night?

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Doesn't she have her own place?

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Why don't you guys
hang out there?

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Oh, she has
a roommate,

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and he's kind of creepy.

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A-And that's coming from me.

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It just feels like Denise
is basically living with us.

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You know, maybe you can spend
half the time at her place.

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Hey, when I moved in, you
and Bernadette said it was okay

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if I brought girls over.

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[laughs]:
Oh. We were making fun of you.

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And this is a high-pulse laser
with a BBO crystal.

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It's pretty cool.

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It emits photons
in discrete bursts.

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Huh. Very impressive.

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But...?

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But what, dear?

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Oh, I don't know.

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It's just,
usually there's a "but"

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followed by something
that makes me feel bad.

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Ah, Beverly, there you are.

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Sheldon, how nice to see you.

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Leonard was just
showing me his new lab.

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Oh, yes, experimental physics,

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the carpentry
of the science world. Well...

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I'm here to rescue you
from the boredom.

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Not necessary. This is
really quite interesting.

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But...?

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But nothing.

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Oh. Well, if you want to see
something really interesting,

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I could show you my work,

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which is being talked about
for a Nobel Prize.

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Oh, well,
I'd love to see it later,

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but right now,
I'm spending time with my son.

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Ha! I knew there was
a "but"-- wait, what?

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Ready?

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You sure I didn't need
to see Paddington 1?

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He's a bear, he talks,
no one knows why.

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You're all caught up.

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Push play.

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May I join you?

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Oh. Hey, Mitch,
I didn't see you there.

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Really? I've been standing here
the whole time.

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Well, sure. Yeah, join us.

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[exhales]

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[music playing softly over TV]

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Movie's up there.

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I've seen it.

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It's wonderful.

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So she's staying in London?

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What does that mean
for your relationship?

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It's great.

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I can see why she would
say that, but why do you?

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Well, we got into this
because we both wanted

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to get married, and honestly,
we've been dragging our feet,

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and I think this
is the push that we need.

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Wait, so you're gonna
ask her to marry you?

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Why not?

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We like each
other, plus,

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we both want to start a family.

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Hey, I can work from anywhere,
I'm an astronomer.

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They have stars in London,

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and I'm not just talking
about Dame Judi Dench.

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No one thought you were.

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I thought he was.

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So you're really gonna move
halfway across the world?

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If she says yes,

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and if that's what
she wants to do, then yeah.

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Wow.

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Yeah, I know.
I'm flying out tomorrow.

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I'm gonna surprise her
with a ring.

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You already have a ring?Well, it's the
same one as before.

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I thought you gave it to her
the first time you got engaged?

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I did, but I took it back.

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So, you're an Indian giver?

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Howie.
What? If he's gonna
move to England,

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I need to get all
these out now.

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Here you go.
Light cream, no sugar.

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That's perfect, thank you.

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Beverly, I have to
say, it's so nice

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seeing the two of you get along.

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Oh, I've always
gotten along with Leonard.

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Of all of my children,
he's the most docile.

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She wrote that
in a birthday card once.

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I keep it in my nightstand.
[chuckles]

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Still, it made him so happy

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showing you around
his lab yesterday.

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Interesting.

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Would you say that
that made him, uh,

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much happier than usual,

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somewhat happier than usual
or as happy as usual?

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Hmm, multiple choice.

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Um, I'm-a go with D:
"that's a weird question."

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It made me
really happy.

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We haven't always had
the easiest relationship.

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But, well,
looking back,

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I guess you were
just trying to push me

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to be the best version
of myself.

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So you would say that
my parenting strategies,

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although difficult at times,

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directly contributed
to your current success?

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Well, I may have had a little
something to do with it.

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I mean, how often do you wear
your superhero underwear now?

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Only Fridays
and my birthday.Yeah, that was all me.

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That was me.

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Yeah, that's a fair point.

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I hadn't considered
your influence.

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Perhaps tomorrow I could observe
the two of you together?

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Uh, "observe"?

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[laughs]
What is going on?

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I'm just visiting with my son

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and doing research
for my book on how various

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parenting strategies affected
my children as adults.

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This has all
been work to you?

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Hanging out with me
and coming to my lab, I...

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I thought we were enjoying
each other's company,

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but it was just research.

254
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,670
I was enjoying it;
you know I love research.

255
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,674
I can't believe this.

256
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:19,461
What? You seem angry.Of course I'm angry!

257
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,725
Well, so would you say
that you're somewhat angry,

258
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,596
very angry or extremely angry?

259
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,250
Never mind.

260
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,557
I can see it in your face, dear.

261
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,479
I'm looking over my
text correspondence

262
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,350
with Beverly and I
don't see anything

263
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,004
that would have
given her offense.

264
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,484
Nothing's ambiguous,

265
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,312
I spell everything out.

266
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,663
Including "laugh out loud"
and "what's the fracas?"

267
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,361
I'm sure she's not mad at you.

268
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,799
Well, then why would she rather
spend the day with Leonard?

269
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,933
Because he's her son?

270
00:11:56,977 --> 00:12:00,328
Amy, I just feel like
we're going in circles.

271
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,938
You-- What?

272
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,114
No knock? What's the fracas?

273
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,681
[groans]

274
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,204
I am so stupid.

275
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:10,077
I-I actually thought my mom
was genuinely proud of me.

276
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,036
It turns out, she's just using
me as research for her new book.

277
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,690
Oh, what a relief.

278
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,866
I thought Beverly was mad at me.
Thank you, Leonard.

279
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,784
That is a weight
off my shoulders.

280
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,178
If you like her so much you can
have her, 'cause I-I'm done.

281
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,136
Oh, great.
Catch the two of you later.

282
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,182
Sheldon, no.

283
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:31,185
Why?Well, it's an
emotionally complex issue.

284
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,013
I don't have time
to explain it right now.

285
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,406
Okay, but that excuse
is running out of steam.

286
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:41,151
Well, Raj is probably
on his way to the airport.

287
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,719
Yeah.
Guess he's
finally getting

288
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,200
his big romantic
movie moment.

289
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,158
With a woman who
doesn't care about

290
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,333
big romantic
movie moments.

291
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,640
Well, he'll have
the rest of his life

292
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,555
to explain them to her.

293
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,123
You can't really think
this is a good idea.

294
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,995
Of course I don't.
What am I supposed to do?

295
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,432
Go stop him. Get your
best friend back.

296
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,869
[chuckles softly]

297
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,653
You're my best friend.We don't have
time for this!

298
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,046
Go!

299
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:11,225
You know, Leonard
was really upset.

300
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,053
Shouldn't you go talk to him?

301
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,142
And send the message
that he can get what he wants

302
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:18,841
by throwing a tantrum?
I don't think so.

303
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:22,671
Beverly, put down your phone
and go apologize to your son.

304
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,286
Oh, so now you're not
talking to me?

305
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,854
When you're finished with
your tantrum, I'd be glad to.

306
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,116
[groans]

307
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,118
Just let me know
when you're done.

308
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,599
Oh, my God.

309
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,820
When am I gonna stop
trying to win her approval?

310
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,169
E-Every time
I'm around her,

311
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:45,955
I-I turn into this needy
little eight-year-old boy.

312
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:49,306
You sound like that now
and she's not even here.

313
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,135
If I could respond

314
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,877
more compassionately
than Sheldon...

315
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:58,489
and thank you
for making it so easy.

316
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,276
The need for a
mother's approval

317
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,582
is baked into
our biology.

318
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,846
I know that, it's just...

319
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,674
after all these years, you'd
think I would have learned.

320
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,460
Hmm. It's too bad you didn't.

321
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,941
Well, see?

322
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,856
Compassion.

323
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,385
You okay?
Oh, yeah.
My neck's a little stiff.

324
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,387
Maybe because my boyfriend
made me sleep

325
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,998
in a comic book store
last night.

326
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,132
Bet your neck would hurt
if you slept in any store.

327
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,658
Except maybe a mattress store.

328
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,443
I-I'm sorry, but I couldn't
sleep at your place.

329
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,402
Mitch was really
freaking me out.

330
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,664
He was freaking me out, too,

331
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,274
but there has to be
a better solution.

332
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:47,277
Tonight we'll go
back to my place.And tomorrow?

333
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,932
With my health being what it is,

334
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:53,022
I try to live one day at a time.

335
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,503
I don't want to blame you,
but if you'd moved in with me

336
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,897
when I asked you to, we wouldn't
be in this situation.

337
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,291
You're right.

338
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,076
It's my fault.

339
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,254
When I had the chance,
I was scared and...

340
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:10,518
now that I want to,
you're stuck with Mitch.

341
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,303
So you do want to
move in with me?

342
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:18,352
More than Galactus
wants to devour worlds.

343
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:21,181
Well, that's great 'cause
I want to move in with you

344
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,401
more than the Thing
wants to clobber.

345
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:27,927
More than Hulk
wants to smash?

346
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,103
More than Batman
wants to ignore

347
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,583
the due process of law.

348
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,673
We are so weird.

349
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,418
WOLOWITZ:
Raj! Stop!

350
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,638
[panting]
What?

351
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,032
What are you doing here?

352
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,772
Look...

353
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,470
if you're getting
on that plane

354
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,212
because you love
Anu and you...

355
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,170
can't stand the thought
of spending another day

356
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,825
without her...
then go.

357
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,480
If not...

358
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,395
then stay here with...

359
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,310
the people
who love you.

360
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:07,270
But what if this is my last
chance at marriage and family?

361
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,576
I promise you it's not.

362
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,534
Believe me,
somewhere out there

363
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:13,842
is a woman who
loves cooking shows

364
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,323
and sweater
vests and...

365
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,456
all the other dumb
things you love.

366
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,458
You really think so?

367
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,112
Yes.

368
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,722
And I don't
think she's...

369
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,507
waiting for you
in England.

370
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,641
When you propose to
someone in Notting Hill...

371
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:33,949
it should be to someone who
knows what that movie is.

372
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,387
Are you saying...

373
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,477
you're just a boy...

374
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:44,003
standing in front
of another boy...

375
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,440
saying you don't
want him to leave?

376
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,748
Sure.

377
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,971
I love you, buddy.

378
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,060
I love you, too.

379
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,412
No.

380
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,067
No, no, that's not
what's happening here.

381
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,069
Come on.

382
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,462
How'd you get
past security?

383
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,204
I had to buy a ticket.
You owe me 1,300 bucks.

384
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,035
Penny, can I have a moment alone

385
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,601
with my...?Yep, bye.

386
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,345
Have you calmed down?

387
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,391
No, I'm not calm.
You really hurt me.

388
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,915
That wasn't my intention.It doesn't matter

389
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,830
what you intended.

390
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,919
What matters is the way
you made me feel.

391
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,791
Actually, the way y-you've
always made me feel.

392
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,491
I see, so...

393
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:38,970
you're here to tell me
all the ways

394
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:42,148
that I failed you as a mother.Yeah.

395
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:45,803
And get comfortable,
'cause i-it's a long list.

396
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:49,851
[exhales]

397
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:53,028
Is it happening soon?

398
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,077
You know what?
It doesn't matter.

399
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,603
Doesn't matter,
you're never gonna change.

400
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,129
If I want you
to accept me for me,

401
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,219
then I guess I'm gonna
have to accept you for you.

402
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,438
So...

403
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,050
I forgive you.

404
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,792
I didn't ask you to forgive me.Too bad.

405
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,751
I forgive you anyway.

406
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:24,233
And I forgive myself for
taking so long to do it.

407
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,323
Oh, my God, that feels so good.

408
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:34,069
I must admit, it...

409
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,505
it does feel good.

410
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,553
What does?

411
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,426
You forgiving me.

412
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:49,040
It means a lot.

413
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,782
Thank you.

414
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,592
[sniffles]

415
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,475
Look, I was...
scared to move in,

416
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,522
but that was a mistake
because she is amazing

417
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,133
and I really want
to live with her.

418
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,482
So...

419
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,006
think you'd be willing
to find another place?

420
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,486
Do you love her?

421
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,531
Oh, we haven't
really said that yet.

422
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,489
Yeah, I do.

423
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,665
Don't say it to me,
say it to her.

424
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,888
I love you.

425
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,020
I love you, too.

426
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,808
Now both of you say it to me.

427
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