1 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:13,678 This is fucking epic. 2 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:18,388 I never thought I'd be in Myrtle Beach with Kenny fucking Powers. 3 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,178 Oh. 4 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:27,191 Oh, uh, hey, why don't you help unpack the boxes? 5 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,068 I'm gonna go look for Kenny, okay? 6 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:32,151 - Okay. - Okay. Love you. Love you. 7 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,618 Whoo! 8 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:47,457 Kenny. I fucking made it. 9 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:48,883 You shredded. 10 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:51,883 Surf's motherfucking up, nigga. 11 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,005 Let's take it down a notch, Stevie. 12 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:55,921 There's lots of pussy at the beach. 13 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,930 Yeah, dog, that's how I do. 14 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,135 Excuse me. 15 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,472 Yeah. I fucking made it, dude. 16 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,932 Hey, will you hit me with my towel real quick? 17 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,270 - Oh, hello, sin - Yep. I put Toby in that hole... 18 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:09,809 ...so no one would kidnap him. 19 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,399 - That's smart. - Parenting skills. 20 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,484 I don't know, uh, if you've been working out... 21 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,274 - ...your body's looking good. - Yeah. 22 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:19,035 It's these waves. It tightens everything up in the core. 23 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:20,912 - Oh, nice, man. - Whoa! 24 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:23,244 You see me fucking dominate that Wave, Powers? 25 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,454 - Straight owning it, Shane. - Unh! You know it. 26 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,369 - Top Gun, I'm Tom Cruise, heh. - I'm Tom, heh. 27 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,378 - Who's this person? - Who am I? 28 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,380 The guy who's about to whip your ass... 29 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,416 ...for getting my truck shot with a cannonball. 30 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,880 Oh, oh, oh! 31 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,178 He boned you. 32 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:39,589 I'm just fucking with you. 33 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,179 - This is Shane. My best friend. - That's right. Yeah. 34 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:44,139 - Best friends? Really? - Yeah. 35 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,554 It's really good meeting you. Oh. 36 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:47,938 - Burned him twice. - Twice. 37 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,731 - He's at the beach. - Whoo, whom, whoo! 38 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:54,612 - He's in the ocean. - Heh. 39 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,278 I'm gonna need you two to hit the ground running. 40 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,744 We're gonna have to unfortunately convert the dojo into Toby's room. 41 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,034 I'm gonna need you to baby-proof this up... 42 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:10,203 ...stash the weapons, make it kid-friendly. 43 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:13,624 You two will use my computer research lab as your sleeping chambers. 44 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,712 There is a bed for each of you. 45 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,752 Separate beds. Got It. 46 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,763 So my bedroom is at the end of the hall. Strictly off-limits. 47 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,890 In fact, I need you to go get a deadbolt. 48 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,767 I'm gonna lock that up. Are we clear? 49 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,850 Yes, crystal clean Um, and now, uh-- 50 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,310 What the fuck are you two whispering about? 51 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,070 In order to avoid some of the behavioral issues... 52 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,947 ...that have occurred in the past... 53 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:42,862 ...uh, Maria thought it would be a good idea if I lay down some ground rules. 54 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,540 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 55 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:46,789 No, I'm" I'm not kidding. Uh... 56 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,415 "Rules for new relationship... 57 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,372 - ...with Kenny Powers. - Heh. 58 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:56,132 It is important for us to share a mutual respect for one another. 59 00:02:56,302 --> 00:03:01,422 It's not healthy for me to put you on a pedestal, or put you above me... 60 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:08,221 ...or think about how a world without you wouldn't even be a world worth living in." 61 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,901 - What, are you about to cry? - No. No, no, no. 62 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,102 - Okay. - Huh! 63 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:17,737 "I will also no longer“ I will also no longer be able to loan you... 64 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:19,443 ...large sums of money." 65 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:21,324 Whoa, whoa, what about in case of emergency? 66 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,654 No. No, no, no. 67 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,535 Well, in the case of an emergency? 68 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,742 Like, what if I was at a store and I found... 69 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,248 - ...a shirt I was gonna wear? - That might qualify. 70 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:31,409 You'd probably look good as hell in that. 71 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,457 Maria. 72 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:37,215 And finally, "We must, by law... 73 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,718 ...have the most coolest... 74 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:45,428 ...and amazing shit-awesome time in Myrtle fucking Beach. 75 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:51,563 And party like the fuck, heh. Sincerely, Stevie Janowski." 76 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,056 Mm. 77 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:57,478 All right. Well, there are a shit ton of fun things to do in Myrtle Beach... 78 00:03:57,655 --> 00:04:00,613 ...that's for sure. Let's not forget about Toby, okay? 79 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:02,444 I mean, you guys are parents now. 80 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:05,451 And with parenthood comes certain sacrifices. 81 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:08,409 A white baby needs care basically 24/7. 82 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,198 - Got it. - Urn... 83 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,617 He a very handsome baby. 84 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:14,581 Yeah, he is a handsome baby. 85 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,496 Look Who's stringing together sentences, huh? 86 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,335 Miss Rules over here, heh. 87 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:21,046 I got a pretty fucking dope life here in Myrtle Beach. 88 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:25,509 I'm not gonna let some handsome, hot-as-fuck, little child ruin it. 89 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:29,472 You got that, Toby? Look how cute he is. I fucking hate him. 90 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,728 The Feeling of Winning Big Time, Dude. 91 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,855 Once upon a time, I believed in destiny 92 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,436 But now I say F that B. 93 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,726 Everything I have in this life, I earn myself. 94 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:42,147 There's no cosmic luck deciding shit for us. My wealth, my fame... 95 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,315 ...my World Series pennant, I earned myself. 96 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,780 What I didn't earn myself was when I caught crabs. 97 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,945 I got those from sleeping at a Red Roof Inn. 98 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:52,411 I'm like, "I ain't got cash." She goes, "Let me give you a hand job. 99 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,995 It'll be on me." "Yes, ma'am." 100 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,295 - Oh, nice. - Celebrity. 101 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,998 - Celebrity. Yeah. - Celebrity. 102 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,504 What the fuck are you Satan worshippers looking at? 103 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:01,086 Texas is here, man. 104 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,627 Six-foot-three, 215 pounds... 105 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:04,885 Texas. 106 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,387 Barely got peach fuzz over his pecker, heh. 107 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,014 Nobody else knows about him. 108 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,970 And he ain't got nowhere else to play. 109 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,136 A little help with the ball, please? 110 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,150 - It's me. - Who's that? 111 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:19,355 - Just kidding. Psyche your mind. - Psyche your mind again, it's me. 112 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:22,111 - Ha, ha. - Well, if it ain't La Flama fucking Blanca. 113 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:24,522 - Yeah. - Straight up from the south side. 114 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,111 How you doing, golden boy? 115 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:28,242 - I'm just golden, baby, you said the word. - Mm-hm. 116 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:32,246 Meanwhile, you're down here squirting fire like a dragon's pussy. 117 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,748 - You bet your ass I am. - Don't you think Texas... 118 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,046 ...ain't nibbling at your huevos, either. 119 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,668 I can feel them. I come home... 120 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,671 ...and feel like one had a little bite. 121 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,003 - You know who it is. Ha, ha. - That's you. 122 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,963 Taking a bite. 123 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:47,462 That's right. How you doing? You been good? 124 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,301 - What's your name? - Shane. 125 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:50,465 - Hey, Shane. - Shane. 126 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,474 - This is Shane. - Shane catch your balls? 127 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,772 - Yeah, Shane's the catcher on the team. - Yeah? 128 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,600 - How you doing? - I'm good. Give me a second to talk... 129 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:00,142 - ...to my man Kenny. - Still driving that Blazer? 130 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,901 So, Kenny, like I said... 131 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:03,527 - ...things are looking real good for you. - Uh-huh. 132 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,074 - Out here on the mound. - Okay. 133 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,403 That's not the reason that I'm here today. All right? 134 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,614 Have a look on the mound. 135 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,280 Who the fuck is this idiot? 136 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:19,745 He's from Russia. First name Ivan, last name, Dochenko. 137 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,003 Asian dude? 138 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:26,967 Holy crackling shit. 139 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:30,004 He's already thrown 80 balls today. Did we clock in at what? 140 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,388 One-oh-two. 141 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,469 One-oh-two. 142 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,100 Where did you find this kid? 143 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,934 The Russians were prepping him to be their stud coming to the new Olympics. 144 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:42,646 But baseball got voted out of the games, and we got him. 145 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,187 With 102, I'd say he's some kind of fucking prodigy. 146 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:48,732 Big deal. This fucking Russian ass wipe can throw 102 at practice... 147 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,401 ...but can homeboy do that shit in the heat of a game? 148 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,489 You don't throw 102 in practice. 149 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,996 Because what's the point? It's fucking practice. 150 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,498 - Walk with me. - Get your head out of your ass. 151 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:01,912 Come on, Skip, it's practice. 152 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,705 Ooh! Looking good, Ivan. 153 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,873 Step off the mound a minute, take a break. 154 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,758 I want you to meet somebody. 155 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,716 Ivan Dochenko, Kenny Powers. 156 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,675 Hello. I've never heard of you before. 157 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,511 I grew up watching you, as a boy. 158 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,676 Don't try to date me, heh, I ain't that old. 159 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:21,519 I'm dying to know, how much better is America than, uh, Russian place? 160 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,979 By "Russian place," do you mean Russia the nation? 161 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,314 Yeah. 162 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,864 America's good, you know? 163 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,567 It's like-- It's like Russia in many ways, I feel like. 164 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:33,029 - You should come and visit sometime. - Why would I want to go to Russia? 165 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,661 They've been enemies of America for the longest time. 166 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,663 Not for many years. That's all over now. 167 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,040 That ended back In the '80s almost. 168 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,998 So you think. But the people in charge don't think that. 169 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:45,413 You think there's still conflict between-J 170 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:48,879 Do I think? I know. Whatever. Tomato, tomato. 171 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,463 Which one? 172 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,799 What is he talking about? 173 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,886 - You said, "Tomato, tomato." - We got a little language barrier. 174 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,312 What is going on? This is what you want me to do? 175 00:07:58,479 --> 00:07:59,765 Play word games with him? 176 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,976 He throws good. Got a language barrier. I need patience from you. 177 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,561 Hey. Hop up there, stay" loosen, 178 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,396 - Keep throwing the ball. - Throw ball. 179 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,527 - Take a walk with me. - Good to meet you. 180 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:11,735 Your face is-- ls big. I like it. 181 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,866 So, what do you think of the kid? 182 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,323 I don't know, Roy. It seems like he has a big ego. 183 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:19,865 If there's one thing I've learned, uh, there is no room for egos in baseball. 184 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,787 That's exactly what I wanna talk to you about. 185 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:26,246 Kenny, I want you to be his mentor. 186 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,790 I want you to take that kid under your wing. 187 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,584 I want you to show him how a big leaguer does things. 188 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:35,092 You trying to turn me into motherfucking Mr. Miyagi? 189 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:38,178 Mr. Miyagi was a bad motherfucker. 190 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,593 Mr. Miyagi was fucking 4 feet tall and Chinese. 191 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,478 Man, Tm not trying to do that. 192 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:46,107 You've never let me down yet, Kenny. You've been a consummate professional. 193 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,485 Well, Roy, you're asking a whole lot of me here. 194 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,441 I know I am. 195 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:54,027 It's only because I know you can handle it, hoss. 196 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:56,234 Love you, baby. 197 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,578 Fucker 198 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,870 Whenever I've experienced major obstacles in my life... 199 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,035 ...I can usually depend on the power... 200 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,001 ...of a beautiful woman's love to help me conquer. 201 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:13,418 If the time comes, and I call upon you to believe in me... 202 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,715 ...will you do it? 203 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,129 Do what? 204 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:21,392 Will you be the woman that would come to a very important game of mine... 205 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:26,523 ...in the moment of crisis, rise, stand, look me dead in the eyes... 206 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,933 ...and give me the confidence I need to prevail? 207 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:34,238 I mean, I guess. If I'm free. 208 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:37,867 Okay. Yeah. Ah right, well, cool. I'll take that. Sure. 209 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,027 Cool. Thank you for believing in me. 210 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,491 You're welcome, heh. 211 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,155 It's whatever. 212 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,166 In other news, looks like I'm stuck with the kid for a spell. 213 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,747 Ew! That sucks. 214 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,878 You think I want to hang out with my son? 215 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,755 I'd much rather be doing cocaine... 216 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,713 ...and watching the Saw movies on DVD in your dorm room. 217 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,468 Well, then what are you gonna dos? 218 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,591 Kind of hard to say at this point. 219 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,928 His bitch of a mom dumped his ass on me, stone cold. 220 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,308 Yeah, and guess what else? 221 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,391 She also tried to seduce me, put me into drugs... 222 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:09,899 ...and put alcohol down my throat, and tried to have me have sex to her. 223 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,730 - Did you? - Well, you know, I'd never He to you. 224 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,690 So did you have sex with her? 225 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,569 Mm-mm. Nope. 226 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,484 Because what we have is solid gold. 227 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,868 Why am I gonna ruin that on some old pussy... 228 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,871 ...that popped a kid out a year ago? No. 229 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,327 I trust you, heh. 230 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,082 I trust you too. 231 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,584 Whoo! Look at him go, huh? 232 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,995 Thattaboy. Go on and get it. 233 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,044 Why aren't you swimming? 234 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,459 I had tubes in my ears as a kid. 235 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,878 Oh, I gotcha. Surprise, surprise. 236 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,593 Dude loves riding some waves, Huck. 237 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,475 Cutting him up like he a fucking Ginsu knife. 238 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,057 Kenny's good at everything that has to do with water. 239 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,848 - Swimming, Jet Ski... - No, I know, Steve, I know. 240 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,686 - Oh, you do? - Yeah, I do. 241 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,775 Yeah, I know a lot about Kenny. 242 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,903 - Really? - Yeah, I get him. 243 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,815 In fact, the only thing I don't get about him... 244 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,951 ...is how the fuck you factor into the situation. 245 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,989 What? No-- My role is essential. 246 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,453 Who do you think got him where he is today? 247 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:54,495 I knew that man when he was a dumb, fucking teacher. 248 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,664 - Oh, no kidding? - When he lived in Mexico. 249 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,048 I knew him in high school. 250 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,004 Yeah, I know about you in high school. 251 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:09,769 I think I have an understanding of Kenny over a long range of years. I-- 252 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,183 And he can't be getting distracted, okay? 253 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,475 Last thing he needs is some fucking bitch-ass, little boy toy... 254 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,110 ...goddamn hanger-on like you getting in his way. 255 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,362 Don't get in his way. 256 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,407 - I'm not gonna get In his way. - Good. 257 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,738 You don't get in his way. 258 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,573 You have nothing to worry about. I got my eye on the ball. 259 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,659 Just like a Catcher's supposed to do. 260 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,082 Well, I got my eye on balls as well. 261 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,287 Oh, no kidding. 262 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:34,748 - Yeah, all the balls. - Yeah. 263 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,457 Multiple balls. 264 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,417 Because that's what assistants do. 265 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,959 Good luck watching all them balls, Steve. 266 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,844 - I'll watch as many as I want to. - Yeah, good luck with it. 267 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,880 What's up, K.P.? 268 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,599 The trident. 269 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:53,517 Poseidon, the god of the ocean's, weapon of choice. 270 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,854 Ancient mermen used to use this weapon in battle to fight the crustacean armies... 271 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,440 wand all the shrimps and jellyfish in the sea. 272 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,982 I often come out here to this abandoned cement factory... 273 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,739 ...to harness its power; learn its secrets... 274 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,245 ...think about life, think about the game. 275 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,577 They're the same thing, you know? 276 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,336 Heads up. 277 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,497 Nice hands. 278 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,413 Now listen to what I have to say. 279 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,378 I'm about to teach you some things that can't be taught. 280 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,756 Do you see the yonder peaks of this ancient building? 281 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,216 Do you mean the roof? 282 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,424 - Yes. - Yeah. 283 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,761 I need you to scale this and find your way to the peak. 284 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:33,394 Heh, no, I can't. That is impossible, I can't do it. 285 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,940 You won't climb up that thing? 286 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,063 I can't. It's too-- Too tall. 287 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,316 Fine. Do you see there? 288 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,319 That weird, dark, cavernous area that's kind of scary? 289 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,651 In order to become a man, and on the team... 290 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,317 ...you have to crawl into there and murder a rat. 291 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,077 Everyone on the team has done this before. 292 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,490 No. 293 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,999 How am I supposed to mentor you if you're not gonna do the exercises... 294 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,660 ...or transitions that I've thought up of? 295 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,624 - Give me something else-- - All right. 296 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:04,713 How about you just, at a brisk pace, run up that ramp and take your shirt oh'? 297 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,877 Why should I take my shirt off? 298 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,637 Because. Why wouldn't you do that? 299 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,219 I'm trying to teach you lessons that can't be taught. 300 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,101 Think Luke Skywalker would've learned anything from Yoda... 301 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,603 ...if he kept saying "no"? 302 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,266 - Luke Skywalker? - From fucking Star Wars, dog. 303 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,436 You know what? Fuck this. Obviously, you don't want to fucking learn. 304 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,735 You're sending me a mixed signal, you know? 305 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,287 Don't try to outsmart me, mister. 306 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,488 I'm a fucking writer. 307 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,158 - Yeah, and I'm deejay, bro. - All right, fine. 308 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,073 You think you can fucking fly solo... 309 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,242 ...you could do this on your own? Go for it. 310 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,333 Good. I don't need lessons from fucking has-been. 311 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,791 - What'd you just say? - You heard what I said. 312 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,209 No, I didn't hear. 313 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,094 - I called you a has-been. - A has-been? 314 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,754 - Yes. - And I'm gonna assume... 315 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,889 ...there was something lost in translation. 316 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:58,270 In Russia, a has-been is someone who once was great, but is now shit. 317 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,774 That's exactly the same thing it means in America as well. 318 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,058 That's why I said It. 319 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,235 You better fucking think again, bro. 320 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,487 I'm the most famous person the Mermen has}. 321 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,274 - The next one up to the majors. - We shall see about that. 322 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,113 You're seeing about it right now. 323 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,244 I'm the team leader Franchise star player. 324 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,156 See it, saw it, sawn it. You're done. I won the argument. 325 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,699 And let me tell you something. 326 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,460 I hope you pitch better than your mouth works. 327 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:27,376 Because for me, my mouth is not as good as my arm, right? 328 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,585 Fucking through your face and dead. 329 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,720 Yeah, if I had the gun, I'm like... 330 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,848 Fucking gun's chopped in half, electricity comes into your face. 331 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,760 - Two guns. - That one's done too. Inside of you. 332 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,554 And now you're a fucking puppet. 333 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,642 I can bounce this around, you're a puppet. 334 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,978 - Smash your fucking face in. - You are like baby. 335 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,143 So I wish you... 336 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,312 ...nothing but the best of luck. 337 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,980 Because you're going to need it. 338 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,774 Don't try to wish me good luck. 339 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,778 Fuck. What the“? 340 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,490 Let's go. Hey, man, don't fuck around. Don't fuck around, man. 341 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,534 Hey. Hey. He)'- 342 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:06,000 You're my fucking ride. Fuck you, motherfucker. 343 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,587 Andrea? 344 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,756 Andrea? Andrea? 345 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,845 Is this Andrea's classroom? 346 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,852 Andrea? Is this Andrea's classroom? There you are. 347 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,683 Sir, it's a closed session. 348 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:23,983 Eat shit, fucker. 349 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,726 Andrea, you made a promise to me, and now, unfortunately... 350 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,066 ...I have to collect upon that promise. 351 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,730 Are you ready to believe in me? 352 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,827 Nu? 353 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,784 I'm in class right now. 354 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,040 I'm slowly realizing this. 355 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,500 Uh... 356 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,382 Don't whisper. Nobody needs to be whispering, okay? 357 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,792 This is serious. 358 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,086 We're talking about our relationship here. 359 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,881 Can we talk about this later? 360 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,299 Okay, cool. Well, I'm probably just freaking out. 361 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:02,185 I got a lot of emotional baggage I've been dealing with... 362 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,847 I'm not some needy old dude rushing into a classroom... 363 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,062 masking for confidence. Heh, that's not me. 364 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,397 - That's not me, heh. - Heh. 365 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,187 Tm gonna go now, I'm gonna be fine. 366 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:15,198 Nobody worry about me. I got this shit fucking cinched. 367 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,447 All right. That's-- That's; it. 368 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,237 You sure you don't want to come right now, just to...? 369 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,998 You're busy. You guys are" Okay. 370 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,965 What the fuck is this Romper Room bullshit? 371 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,253 Stevie. Steven. 372 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,012 Kenny, I didn't hear you come in. 373 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,014 I need you to explain this. What is this? 374 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,175 Well, this is retro-baby chic. 375 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:45,687 I modeled this after a spread I saw in the latest Southern Living. Do you like it'? 376 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,815 Let me think about that for a second. No, I fucking hate it. 377 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,943 Tear it down. Start over. Restart. 378 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:56,698 Okay, right now is one of those times where I'm feeling a little disrespected. 379 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,781 I come down here and you're running around with some guy... 380 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,786 ...and calling him your best friend. 381 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,118 And now you want me to redo all this hard Work? 382 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,329 I just feel, hmm... 383 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:10,838 ...like my feelings, uh, aren't being taken into consideration. 384 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:15,551 I'm sorry, Stevie, that I am not taking your feelings into consideration. 385 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,303 - Thank you. - I'm sorry you decorated the room shittily. 386 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,934 I'm sorry Shane is my best friend. 387 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:26,346 And most importantly, I'm sorry that I just broke this silly fucking lamp. 388 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,436 Because my whole goddamn reign of power's being challenged here, Stevie. 389 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,399 I don't want my dojo to look like the place the Cabbage Patch Kids come to fuck. 390 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,985 Now this Russian's here and he might almost be as good as me. 391 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,025 - It makes me nervous - Aah! 392 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,157 I've never heard you say you were nervous before. 393 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,993 Well, It's because I've never been nervous before, Stevie. 394 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,669 - Does Shane know? - Of course not. 395 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,328 I'm not trying to look like a bitch in front of Shane. 396 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,621 He's my best friend. He's not someone I say things to. 397 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:57,422 Ah, okay. Okay. 398 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:02,969 You know, Kenny, back in high school, I used to watch you walk through the halls. 399 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,852 And I'd say, "There goes the coolest, cockiest kid in the world." 400 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,604 But you're no longer a kid anymore, Kenny. 401 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,515 You're a man. 402 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:17,655 And I guess all that coolness and cockiness has, uh, transformed. 403 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,403 But it's transformed... 404 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:25,829 ...into something far more powerful. 405 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:29,082 Battle-hardened confidence. 406 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:36,545 Now, I have seen you face adversity with April, your career, marketing... 407 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,425 ...and Mexicans. 408 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,509 And you, you always emerge victorious. 409 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,220 I didn't just come down to Myrtle for adventure... 410 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,635 ...and possibly cheating on my wife. 411 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:52,147 No. I came down here... 412 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:56,311 ...to be inspired. 413 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,778 I gotta admit, Stevie. 414 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:07,537 I didn't think you had what it takes to deliver a heartwarming, inspirational speech. 415 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,163 Thank you. 416 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,577 Because of your words, I'm now ready to destroy. 417 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,336 You need to fucking destroy now. 418 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,714 I'm sorry for hurting your feelings and destroying that dumb-ass lamp. 419 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,545 Fuck my feelings and fuck that lamp. 420 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,131 You need to get to the fucking stadium and destroy. 421 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,513 The Switch-hitting Jansen stands in here... 422 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,390 ...two on, top of the ninth. 423 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,053 The stretch, the pitch-- Swung on and lined to right field, base hit. 424 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,268 - Jorasco gets it in quickly. - Come on. 425 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,647 Time. 426 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,826 Powers, you're in. 427 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,831 Welcome to America, baby dick. 428 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,419 The call has indeed gone to the bullpen. 429 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,099 There will be a pitching change. 430 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:10,016 It is six to one, Mermen, top of the ninth. 431 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,147 And it's Kenny Powers. 432 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,480 The big right-hander coming in to shut the door once again. 433 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,866 And now, pitching for the Mermen... 434 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:31,121 ...Kenny Powers. 435 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,448 All right now, here we go. 436 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,827 You ready to show this Russian how we do this in the States? 437 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,872 - You're right. - Well, show me what you got, Goose. 438 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,165 I told you, I'm Tom Cruise. 439 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,004 I'm gonna hat you think you are. 440 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,089 - Guess what? I am Tom Cruise. - You're not. 441 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,925 - Tom Cruise. - Strike this motherfucker out. 442 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:49,965 - Tom Cruise. Thanks, Goose. - No. 443 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,009 I'm out of earshot. 444 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,477 Kenny. Kenny. 445 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,517 Go ahead and strike this pussy out. 446 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:03,027 I was talking to you. 447 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,034 Here we go. 448 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,880 - Strike one. - Yeah. 449 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,041 Fuck yeah. 450 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,059 - Strike two. - Barn! 451 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,403 Hey, that ain't distracting you, is it, huh? 452 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:46,779 You're gonna be all right. 453 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:49,691 Kenny. Kenny. Kenny. 454 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:28,904 Goddamn it. 455 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,756 Fuck. 456 00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:58,848 I'm sure he doesn't know-- 457 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,763 He gonna come here and probably give you a little chit-chat. 458 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:05,650 Powers, thank you, we won't be needing your services the rest of the evening. 459 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,151 You've got to be kidding me. 460 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,857 One fucking hit. Are you serious? 461 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,533 You've been preoccupied all week. 462 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,987 Pulling your dick, messing around, monkey-shining. 463 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,118 I'm gonna give the new guy a chance. 464 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,403 The new guv? 465 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:17,742 Hey, don't sass me, okay? 466 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,327 Texas is here. You're gonna fuck me in front of them? 467 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,788 I don't have to fight with you. Get off the mound. 468 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,043 - Dick. - Move it. 469 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:29,174 Piece of shit. Fucking racist cock-sucking... 470 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,463 Send in the fucking commie. 471 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,758 Ignorant choices. 472 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:50,271 We'll see. We'll see how the fucking Russian fares. 473 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:57,239 - Here we go, Ivan. - Come on, Ivan. 474 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,279 Darnell, what the fuck? 475 00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:39,987 Yeah. 476 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,706 - Goddamn. - Unh! 477 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,678 One fucking game, man. One fucking game, okay? Who cares? 478 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,888 Don't let that commie prick rattle you. 479 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,349 I'm getting thrown a bunch of things at once. 480 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:08,015 April, this fucking kid is here, this Russian person. 481 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,103 It's just too much. It's too much, man. 482 00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:11,985 Hey. Hey. Hey. You look at me. 483 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:14,816 Look me in the fucking eyes. Stop being a goddamn pussy. 484 00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:18,905 You're fucking famous and shit, and no one, no one can stop us. 485 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,570 Never say die. Okay? 486 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,747 - Whoa! - Hell, yeah. There you go. Stand up. 487 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,158 - Stand up and yell it in my face. - Never say die! 488 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,997 - Say it! - Never say die! 489 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,549 - Never say die. Never fucking die! - Famous and shit. 490 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:34,458 Never say die. 491 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,546 - Never die. - Goddamn it, that's right. 492 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:39,304 Now, how's about I cut us a couple more monster rails... 493 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:41,009 ...for us young fucking Moods, huh? 494 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:44,096 Oh, I fucking like that. I'm gonna change this shitty song... 495 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,852 - ...for something more coke worthy. - Yeah. 496 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,638 - Whoo! - Fuck this shit. 497 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:50,352 Talking about dope beads, fat lines and tight friends. 498 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,109 We are fucking celebrities, yo. 499 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,190 Whoo! 500 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,230 I don't even know half these bands. 501 00:26:57,408 --> 00:27:00,446 I know, I went crazy on LimeWire in the early days, that's what-- 502 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:03,328 Oh, shit. I fucking love this song. Heh.