1 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:09,049 I lost everything. I lost my... My job... 2 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:11,927 ...my friends, my... My future. 3 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,888 But I don't know. In that loss, you know, I feel like I've... 4 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,265 I've found something. 5 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:20,185 I mean, I found this group. I found all you guys. 6 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,021 That's right. 7 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,440 For the first time in a long while... 8 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:29,111 ...I can 100 percent motherfucking honestly say... 9 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:33,615 ...I feel good. 10 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,579 There you are. 11 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,581 - Hey, man. - Hey. 12 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,458 So I just heard the news. 13 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:44,793 Sounds like you're ready to move on. 14 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:46,128 I think I am. 15 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:48,797 - You know what's next, don't you? - Yeah. 16 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:51,175 - Ninth step. - Make amends. 17 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,177 That's right. 18 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:55,804 Take that list you made of people you've wronged. 19 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:59,433 Start at the top, the person you fucked over the most. 20 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,852 Andrew, seriously... 21 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,355 ...there's no way I would have made it the last six months without you. 22 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:08,776 So it's actually convenient that you're here with me now. 23 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,320 Wanna ask your sponsor one more question? 24 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:12,529 - No. - Go ahead. 25 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:17,242 No, I meant actually it's convenient because you're at the top of my list. 26 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,494 I'm at the top? 27 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,162 I fucked Linda. 28 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,873 Oh, okay, you fucked my sister. 29 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,917 The... No. 30 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,336 Your...? Isn't your wife's name Linda? 31 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,712 You fucked my wife? 32 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,840 I did but I thought her name was Linda. Isn't it Linda? 33 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,008 It's Beth. 34 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,010 Beth, right. 35 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,304 Right, no, yeah, Linda was your sister. 36 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,847 - She watched. - Watched? 37 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:41,642 Yeah. It's crazy. 38 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,604 But I'm sorry about that and I hope we can make amends. 39 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:50,025 This is clean-and-sobes full force because I feel like I'm on a new drug. 40 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,568 Just get the fuck out of here. 41 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,655 Well, as long as we're square... 42 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:59,409 ...I feel like it's time to move on down to number two, you know what I mean? 43 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,540 Looks like my next stop is Mexico. 44 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,085 Go fuck yourself, Pat. 45 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:24,643 Stevie, our time here in Mexico has come to an end. 46 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,771 We can't hide in this wasteland forever chasing exotic women. 47 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,232 It's time we get back to the business of living. 48 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,442 Face what awaits us back in America. 49 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:35,571 Okay, I'll make sure everything is packed properly, Kenny. 50 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:40,159 And, you know, if you wanna bang that were-woman one more time... 51 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,077 ...for the memories, I will allow it. 52 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,579 Are you serious, Kenny? 53 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,247 As a heart attack, hombre. 54 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:48,000 Can I fuck her more than once or just once? 55 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,086 Don't lay in her all goddamn day. You got some packing to do. 56 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,797 Let's just think outside the box for a sec, brainstorm. 57 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,884 Let's make it memorable. If it's only one time, let's do it up. 58 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:58,927 - Okay. - Maybe you go down on her, dude. 59 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:01,847 Don't be selfish, don't be a sexist. 60 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,432 You don't like that? 61 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,101 - Why not? - It smells. 62 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,769 Oh, I... Yeah, I bet it does. 63 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:10,772 She's always eating all that weird stew and roots and shit. 64 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,442 - What about ATM? - I would stay away from ass-to-mouth. 65 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,777 You don't know what'll affect her immune system. 66 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,614 They have different bacterias and biological things here. 67 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:19,865 It's just for safety. 68 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,617 - Safety, okay, okay. - Yeah. 69 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,911 Don't sit there like a dingleberry. Get to it. 70 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,287 - Okay. - Go get her, man. 71 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,622 - Okay. - Go. 72 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,209 Ben Wa balls. 73 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,026 Guess who's sober. 74 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,487 Pat Anderson, what in the fuck are you doing here? 75 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,906 I wrapped up treatment, accepted a higher power... 76 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,117 ...and now I'm here to knock out that ninth step and make amends. 77 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,411 Why do people think because we're in Mexico... 78 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,665 ...it's cool to come into somebody's house and wait for them? 79 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:12,918 I'm gonna cut to it, Kenny. No bullshit, all truth. 80 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,962 I butt-fucked you hard. 81 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:18,257 But as a gentleman I've learned to clean up my mess. 82 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,009 Check out that sweet-ass gift basket. 83 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:26,682 What, you think a mineral bath soak is gonna pay for all the shit you did to me? 84 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:29,518 - There's an iPad in there, Kenny. - Mm. Really? 85 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:30,852 Doesn't matter. 86 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:34,690 It's gonna take more than a Speak & Spell to win yourself into my good graces. 87 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:39,194 Oh, yeah? How about a shot at the majors? Would that do the trick? 88 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,362 Yeah, right. 89 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:44,074 Like I'm gonna fall for one of your eight-figure contract deals again. 90 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,535 There's no contract, not yet. It's just a shot. 91 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,996 But I heard about you playing baseball down here. 92 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:52,207 There's a scout in Texas who owes me a favor from my party days... 93 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,210 ...and he agreed to come down here and sniff you out. 94 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,046 I've been paying attention to what you've been doing... 95 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,549 ...and if you play half as well as you have been... 96 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,551 ...I think you've got a legitimate shot. 97 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,511 Your friend's wasting his time. 98 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,431 I don't play for the team anymore. They cut me. 99 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:11,226 Look, you got every reason in the world not to trust me. 100 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,353 But this could be a game changer, Kenny. 101 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:17,274 Is there anyone you could talk to about getting back on that team? 102 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,986 Well, there is one motherfucker. 103 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,580 Kumite. 104 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,081 Ah! 105 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,750 What the fuck are you doing here? 106 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,960 Why is your voice raised like a scared bitch? 107 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,629 I am not scared. If anybody should be scared it's you. 108 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:43,425 For stealing my car and smashing up my studio, all because I fucked your lady. 109 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:44,760 You think that's cool? 110 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,595 Do you know what is cool? 111 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,722 Paying people back. 112 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:53,268 You pull that Bruce Lee shit with me, I'll steal that sword and fuck you with it. 113 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,687 No, don't write checks that can bounce. 114 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,107 - My spreadsheets! - Back up! 115 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:02,861 I'll take this goddamn computers and put it through your face... 116 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,488 ...like a disk of fucking Tron. 117 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:08,617 I'll deflect it and cut your arms off, then cut your face before you know what's up. 118 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,118 Well, look at this, huh? 119 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,662 A goddamned Mexican standoff in fucking Mexico. 120 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,248 I was hoping to get into one of these before I left. 121 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:19,086 You are leaving, huh? You wanted to come here first and try to kill me? 122 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:22,047 Not kill you. Kick your ass and then ask for a favor. 123 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,300 Even though Vida's not the one, you still went behind my back... 124 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,719 ...and encouraged her to cheat on me. - Pfft! 125 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,138 - Pfft. - Pfft. 126 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:33,266 - Pfft. - Bro, I can't even get her to call me back. 127 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:36,269 Which sucks because I thought we had something special. 128 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:39,439 Yeah, well, I thought we had something special too. 129 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,942 Looks like that's her fucking game, huh? 130 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,902 I'm sorry, man. 131 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,696 I haven't been acting like myself. 132 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,450 It's been really hard to act normal. 133 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:53,578 I've been acting weird as shit, bro. 134 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,456 I act like it's no big deal that my parents are dead... 135 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,625 ...but it is a big deal. It hurts my heart. 136 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,294 I cry all the time in my bed by myself. 137 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,130 I know what you're talking about. 138 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:05,674 I used to be just like you yesterday. 139 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:10,762 Sad inside and compensating by acting like a fucking cocksucker. 140 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,806 But I saw the light, dude. I've changed. 141 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,933 I want to see the light. How did you do it? 142 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:18,270 Well, I went on a personal quest and faced my demons... 143 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,273 ...but for you the change could be a lot easier. 144 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,067 - Tell me. - Let me back on the team. 145 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,652 For one more game. 146 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,779 There's a scout coming... 147 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,699 ...and I intend to fuck his world up with my skills. 148 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:31,992 Hmm. 149 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,079 Or we could finish this duel and murder each other. 150 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:39,624 No, I can live with, like, a truce. 151 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,336 If you want to play, you can play. 152 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:47,883 - I'm sorry, man. - Come here. 153 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,889 If I can fucking nail this baseball shit tonight... 154 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:56,266 ...I'm going back to America a goddamn champion. 155 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,311 Fucking three days away from sucking on some big old titties. 156 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,400 Are those my clothes? 157 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,027 These are your pants and shorts. 158 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,821 Your tops we leave on hangers so they don't get wrinkled. 159 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,241 Dude, don't get all OCD about this shit. Just get it done. 160 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,660 Kenny, I was wondering... 161 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:19,831 ...what is your policy on last-minute passengers? 162 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,375 What last-minute passengers? 163 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:23,835 Wah-wah. 164 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,795 "Wah-wah" what? 165 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,882 I know technically I should be asking Maria's father this... 166 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:32,969 ...but in many ways I feel like you are the father to all the Mexicans here... 167 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:36,264 ...plus you are my spiritual leader, you are my friend, you are... 168 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,683 - Dude, just... Jesus Christ, spill it. What? - Okay. 169 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:43,855 I would like to ask you, Kenny Powers... 170 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:47,859 ...permission to marry Maria and bring her back to America with us. 171 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,778 - Marry her? - Yeah. 172 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:52,822 Dude, I only told you you could fuck her one time. 173 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:55,951 Technically, you guys are not even supposed to be dating. 174 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,620 Yeah, I know. I know. 175 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,413 But I can't help myself. 176 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:05,126 It's like all I think about is her and I don't know what to do about it. 177 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,963 Yeah, I know the feeling. 178 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,132 Stevie, marriage is a pretty big step, all right? 179 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:15,011 I mean, do you have any sort of plan of how you'll provide for her financially? 180 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,972 I have no plan whatsoever. 181 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:20,433 And you do realize if you had offspring they would be mixed children? 182 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:22,644 They could be made fun of on the playground. 183 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,606 I was made fun of on the playground and I turned out pretty cool. 184 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,151 You know what? Fuck it. 185 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:32,696 Just as I have found what I'm looking for here... 186 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:35,365 ...maybe it's time you found what you're looking for. 187 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:39,286 Steven, if you would like to take a Mexican wife... 188 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:40,662 Yes, I would. 189 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,914 If you can balance her and your workload... 190 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,082 I think I can. 191 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,542 - Without neglecting duties... 192 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,503 I will never neglect my duties. 193 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,630 - Then you have my permission. 194 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:54,843 Thank you. 195 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:01,683 Maria has something that she would like to give you. 196 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:08,523 Cool, a breadmaker. 197 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:11,651 I was getting pretty sick of eating all these fucking tortillas. 198 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,361 That's a good, good gift. 199 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,031 No, that's just the box it's in. It's homemade. 200 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,491 Oh, cool, a homemade gift. 201 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:30,211 I told her on the phone to make a black one but she got confused. 202 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,007 Do you like it? 203 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,820 Hey, Kenny. You look different. 204 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,240 - Yeah, obviously. I've been reborn. - Oh. 205 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,701 You're kind of bright. It's hard to look at you. 206 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:05,538 Yeah, well, people say Jesus Christ had the same effect on fools. 207 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,248 These are the keys to the Denali. 208 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,543 If you find time I'd like you to fix it. 209 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,213 I had Stevie on the motherfucker but he got derailed. 210 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,964 Now it's time for a professional. 211 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,883 Time for a Mexican. 212 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:20,220 - Where are you going all dressed up? - I'm going to settle some scores. 213 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,579 Today I bring you freedom. 214 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,458 Freedom. Freedom. 215 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,638 Freedom. 216 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,162 Fucker! 217 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,210 There he goes! Look, boss! 218 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,670 A man in all white! 219 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,882 White. 220 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:41,926 Mexicans! 221 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,179 Oh, Mexicans! 222 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,264 For once in your life... 223 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,559 ...get off your couches and do something. 224 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:53,855 This is your last chance to see Kenny Powers. 225 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,940 He lost the love of his life. 226 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,194 He went to Mexico for a change. 227 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,404 He met his father. 228 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,115 He got screwed over in love. 229 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,242 But the thing about Kenny Powers... 230 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:10,997 ...is, when he faces adversity, he moves past it. 231 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,875 Because once Jesus leaves the building... 232 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,878 ...he is out of Mexico for good. 233 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,720 Hola, you two. 234 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,889 Nobody get crazy and pop off and go loco. 235 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,599 I come in peace. 236 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,059 Tone, what's up? 237 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,728 Very sorry for what I exposed you to last time we met. 238 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,522 I hope you can forgive me for that. 239 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,357 What do you want, Kenny? 240 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,902 Well, I thought you two should know that... 241 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,404 ...I'm moseying on back to the old U.S. Of A. 242 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,907 Looks like this gunslinger's work is done here. 243 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,242 You a gunslinger? 244 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:50,245 The short answer to that, Tony, is yes. Yes, I am. 245 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,579 You kill people? 246 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,332 And the short answer to that is also yes. 247 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,753 - Okay. - Listen to your mom, Tone. 248 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,174 That's a good kid. 249 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,176 How could you bring Tony to Sebastian's? 250 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:10,515 I didn't know I was leading him to watch his mama commit oral adultery. 251 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,936 I thought I was just bringing him there to show him how self-centered you were being. 252 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,146 - What? - None of this matters, all right? 253 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,565 Did you hurt my feelings? 254 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,733 Yes, you did. I will give you that victory. 255 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,736 But the one victory you will not have is the most important. 256 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:27,031 I'll admit, that sweet tailpipe of yours did have me charmed. 257 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,700 It put a spell on me. 258 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,451 But all the ass-magic in Mexico... 259 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,121 ...can't change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. 260 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:37,292 Not an ass man. I'm a tit man. 261 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,043 I like big-ass boobs. 262 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,212 Now and forever. 263 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,298 I'm not like a black guy, Vida. 264 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,383 Congratulations. 265 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,427 Don't go getting your feelings hurt. 266 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,971 You and I both knew this wasn't gonna last forever. 267 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,141 You're like the girl the Godfather fucked back in Italy. 268 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,184 You know, what we had was important... 269 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:58,605 ...but the real deal is waiting for me back at home. 270 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,818 I gotta go. 271 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,991 Adiós, Kenny Powers. 272 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,618 Phew. 273 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,413 Adiós, bubble butt. 274 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,708 Shit. 275 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,337 Charros, I come to you tonight with no theatrics. 276 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,048 Goddamn it, I thought you were through with the Charros. 277 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,716 Yeah, I thought I was too. 278 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,136 But now I have returned for one more fucking game. 279 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:16,224 I have Sebastian's blessing and I was hoping to get yours. 280 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,560 But why? I don't even know what baseball means to you anymore. 281 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,145 I deserve that. 282 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,607 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't here primarily to play for the scout... 283 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,526 ...that is rumored to be here tonight. 284 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,988 But there's also a very small part of me... 285 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,656 Yet significant part. 286 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,410 - That would always regret how I left things here with the team. 287 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,623 No. Okay? 288 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,710 Team, Roger... 289 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,671 ...Benji, bat boy... 290 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,799 ...I genuinely am sorry. 291 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,844 I brought you guys up from less than fucking nothing... 292 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:57,223 ...and took you up to a championship level, only to abandon you there. 293 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,434 Leave you high and dry. 294 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,436 Naked and nude... 295 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,105 ...prey, easy targets... 296 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,567 ...for the competitions to rape and butt-fuck you. 297 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,776 I'm sorry for that. 298 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,404 Actually, we've been playing pretty good. 299 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,448 We've won the last three games, right? 300 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,199 Well, don't get too cocky, Roger. 301 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:19,078 That's probably because there's a little residual Kenny Powers pixie dust... 302 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,747 ...floating around your heads. 303 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,373 Let's face it, guys. 304 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,752 After midnight, this whole fucking place turns into a pumpkin... 305 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,421 ...and you guys all turn back into mice. 306 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,423 This is a classic Cinderella tale here. 307 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,760 You know, Peter Pan will no longer be a man... 308 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,636 ...he'll turn into real boy. 309 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:39,223 George Washington will never be able to cut down the beanstalk. 310 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,143 You guys will eventually just go back... 311 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:46,898 ...to being the shittiest Mexican baseball team in Mexico. 312 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,150 These are the hard realities, guys. 313 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,568 Life is not a fairytale. 314 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,821 Although sometimes it feels like our world is full of fairies. 315 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,656 You know who I'm talking about. 316 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,742 I still accept you, brother. 317 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,454 Purity, that's what we all desire. 318 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:05,291 And that is what I've come here to share with you, hence the all whites. 319 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,586 We can do some fucking great things tonight, you guys. 320 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,755 Follow me... 321 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,965 ...walk with me out onto that field... 322 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,511 ...and when you do, you put your ass out and raise your fucking head up. 323 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:21,265 Know that you'll never ever, ever reach the heights that you're gonna reach tonight. 324 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,851 But you can leave here knowing... 325 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,146 ...that you helped Kenny Powers' dreams come true. 326 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,399 And for a bunch of Mexican baseball players... 327 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,527 ...that ain't too bad. 328 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,780 If you're gonna play tonight... 329 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,866 ...you're gonna play like everybody else. 330 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,703 No donkey, no smoke bombs, no dick thrusts. 331 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,956 Just pure pitching. 332 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,333 I can fucking dig that. 333 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,214 We're all Mexicans tonight, Kenny. 334 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,715 You're goddamn right we are. 335 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,717 Can we bring it in? Can we bring it in? 336 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:57,885 Come on, bring it in. 337 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,388 Let's do, like, a Mexican fucking chant. Come on! 338 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,432 Let's kick some ass! We're Mexican! 339 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,893 Mexico! Mexico! Mexico! 340 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,688 Mexico! Mexico! Mexico! 341 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,567 I'm a fucking Mexican tonight! 342 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:16,070 I'm a fucking Mexican! I'm a fucking Mexican! 343 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,907 All right, I'm gonna go change my clothes. I don't wanna get shit on my slacks. 344 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,786 Ladies and gentlemen, here we are at the stadium for tonight's game... 345 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,622 ...and we're about to see... 346 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,083 ...a man who is finally a pitcher: 347 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,294 Kenny "Powders." 348 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:35,506 Not a clown, but a man who is here to take care of business. 349 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,883 Strike! 350 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,437 Strike! 351 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,659 April's tits. 352 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,874 You're out! 353 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,198 You're the best! You are the man! 354 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,200 I'm your number one fan! 355 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,911 Finally, motherfuckers. 356 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,210 Hey, great juego, homes. 357 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,337 Take it easy, Carlos. 358 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,175 See you, Juanito. Take care of them warts. 359 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,557 You threw a hell of a game, Kenny. 360 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,892 Game ball. 361 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:53,894 Thanks, Roger. 362 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:56,939 I'll put this with my collection of personal achievements. 363 00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,901 I mean, not right next to the good shit but still. 364 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,786 Kenny Powers! Sweet-ass game, motherfucker. 365 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,163 I'm so proud of you, man. 366 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,373 All right. Too hot for hugs here, man. 367 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,460 I've been battling the war on swamp ass since I've been here. 368 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,962 Put talcum powder on the grundel, keep it fresh. 369 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,089 - Talcum? - Yes, sir. 370 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,924 Roy McDaniel, scout from Texas. 371 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,760 Like what I saw out there tonight. 372 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:29,180 - Heh, heh. You weren't bullshitting. - I was not. This is the scout from Texas. 373 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,932 P-A-T told me you were throwing grenades down here. 374 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,517 I got in my Escalade. 375 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,023 To Mexico? That's when you came. 376 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,274 - To see you. - To see me. 377 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,859 - Yes, sir. - Yeah. 378 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,362 What do you think? Does Texas want a fucking taste? 379 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,822 Well, they want to nibble, all right? 380 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:50,201 There is a difference between mowing down Mexicans down here... 381 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,079 ...than mowing down the big boys up in major leagues. 382 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,289 Yeah, they don't speak the same language. 383 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:58,209 It's a different level of player but... 384 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,127 But still, it's still very difficult. 385 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,463 - It's very hotter down here. - You look good. 386 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,799 I don't think you're ready for the bigs yet. 387 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,426 - I don't, but... - Pat, you motherfucker. 388 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,470 - Hey, hey, hey. - Wasting my time again? 389 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,805 Don't motherfuck Pat. 390 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,306 Pat's been on your side. 391 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,809 No. You don't know the history. Pat has fucked me. 392 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,019 Just listen to the man, listen to the man. 393 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,480 I was ready to go home, get the girl of my dreams. 394 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,649 - Came here wasting time... - Kenny Powers. 395 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,859 Pat got you in the door, he got me down here. 396 00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,986 I came with good news. 397 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,279 Myrtle Beach. 398 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,449 You come there, show me the stuff you got on the mound tonight... 399 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:33,828 ...in camp, I don't see why you can't play for our double A team. 400 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,788 - Double A, huh? - Double A. 401 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,164 So we're talking minors? 402 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:38,791 We're talking camp, then minors. 403 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,210 We're talking come to the team, throw one game... 404 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,462 ...show everyone what I got, into the bigs. 405 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,756 Probably more than one game, to be fair. 406 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,842 Maybe two games, smoke them into the bigs. 407 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:51,345 Maybe more than two. What I'm saying is you'll be on your way. 408 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:56,016 I'm talking about getting you back into American baseball. 409 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,144 All right, well, that does sound enticing. 410 00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:01,188 You gotta trust me. I'm not down here to tickle fucking balls. 411 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,982 I hope not. Heh. 412 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,025 I chased my dream, I got it. 413 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:08,487 I sucked my dream's cock. 414 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,615 I'm gay, and I'm fucking proud of it. 415 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,868 No, that's cool. You know, pride is great. 416 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,120 Whatever raises your skirt. 417 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,373 If you wanna wear a skirt I'm not gonna fucking judge you for it. 418 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,125 You wanna get back in big leagues? 419 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,334 - I'm ready. - Follow me. 420 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,545 I like how we talk. Fucking lick it. 421 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:27,715 Whoo! Spring training, Myrtle Beach. 422 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:31,969 Kenny, it is time to quit tickling balls and start sucking your dream's dick. 423 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,848 If that's what it takes, then a cocking dream it will be sucked upon. 424 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,850 - Swallow that motherfucker. - Swallow it. 425 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,477 - Suck it, suck the dick. - Eat it. 426 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,312 Let's suck my dream's dick. 427 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,814 - Fight on it, big boy! - I like this guy. 428 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,441 We gonna party in Myrtle Beach? 429 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,318 - Suck a dream's dick. - Let's party tonight. 430 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,569 I wish I could. 431 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,571 I got some Mexican cake at my hotel room. 432 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,199 - I'm in. - Let's fucking smear it all over each other. 433 00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:55,826 We're fucking celebrating, man. Let's do this. 434 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,286 I got a mission to complete. 435 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,246 - See your ass in Myrtle Beach. - Myrtle. 436 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:01,415 - Kenny Powers. - Myrtle, K.P. 437 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:17,097 Chapter 17: Done and Fucking Done. 438 00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,099 Just like that the journey is over. 439 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,560 Depression is finished, you're on your way back... 440 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,855 ...to the world of the living, smiling regular people. 441 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:30,945 The road has been paved with dickheads, backstabbers and pains in the fucking ass. 442 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:33,948 But memories were made, allies were had... 443 00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:36,200 ...pole smokers were toppled... 444 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,953 ...and the truth was discovered. 445 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,288 And like any journey, if you stay the course... 446 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:43,958 ...the road might just show you what you need. 447 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:47,086 All you gotta do is keep your eyes on the road... 448 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:50,631 ...and your foot on the fucking gas. 449 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,508 Do you like it? 450 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:56,428 Yeah, I mean did I like it how it was before, regular style? Yes. 451 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:59,056 But I'm sure I'll get to like this style too, man. 452 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,058 - Change is good, my friend. - That it is. 453 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,602 You're a good neighbor, hombre. 454 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,813 You can take that with you to the grave. 455 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,065 Look at these two little banditos. 456 00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:12,611 I know we didn't always agree on music or leisure sports but I am gonna miss y'all. 457 00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,822 Slap it there. There we go. 458 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,241 Put it there, buddy. Put a shirt on, man. 459 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,243 I got something for you. 460 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,037 Boom. He's yours. 461 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,498 Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. 462 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:29,169 Whenever you look at that jackass, you think of me. Okay? 463 00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:32,423 Miss you, buddy. They'll take care of you. 464 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,174 Come on, he's yours. 465 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,135 Here, come on, get on him. 466 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,387 Just be careful about the back legs. 467 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,889 He will kick you in the face. I'm serious. 468 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:43,183 All right, guys, come on, time to make tracks. 469 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:45,936 - Time to go. - Catuey's wife, grandma lady... 470 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:49,189 ...I know that we always didn't communicate. 471 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,109 I don't think we ever really got over that language barrier. 472 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,778 No, it's not your fault. 473 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:58,032 - What the fuck? You speak English? - Of course I do. 474 00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,867 You've spoke English the whole time? 475 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,702 I speak English since I was 5. 476 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,538 - Five years old? - And I have 84 now. 477 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,081 You don't look a day over 110. 478 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:09,376 All the talks we could've had, all the wisdom you could've shared. Phew. 479 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:13,172 Crazy I find this out right now, as soon as I'm leaving this fucking country. 480 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,632 Well, it's nice to meet you. 481 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,967 - Nice to meet you too. - Thank you. 482 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:20,512 Stevie, Maria, let's dance our way on out of here, huh? 483 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,765 - Gotta go. - Gotta go. Let's do it. 484 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:24,767 - Adiós, you guys. - Adiós. 485 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:28,228 I love you too. 486 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:30,856 Bye, Catuey. 487 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,152 Adiós, Mexico.