1 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:16,890 How'd you find me, son? 2 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:18,642 Oh, I have my resources. 3 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,104 That your car? 4 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:26,859 This old thing? You bet your ass. I paid cash for the motherfucker. 5 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,362 Bought it with an advance that I was paid for this... 6 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:34,283 ...uh, self-help novel I'm about to have published onto the Oprah's Book Clubs. 7 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,618 - So you're rich, huh? - Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:39,538 I pretty much saved my pennies from my major league days. 9 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,957 Invested a lot of it very wisely... 10 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:45,502 ...in stocks, bonds, famous works of arts. 11 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,963 - You rich too? - I'm rich enough. 12 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,132 Why do you think I'm digging this hole? 13 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,634 I don't know. Maybe to bury your shit like a cat. Heh. 14 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:53,802 Think again. 15 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,973 I got so much income, I'm having to hide all the shit outside the house. 16 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,976 Got holes like this all over my grounds. 17 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,645 I'm the only one knows where they're at. 18 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,397 Well, we know where that one's at. 19 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,650 Wrong a second time. This is a fake hole. 20 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:10,986 I started digging this when I saw you pull up. 21 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,988 You should put your money in the bank... 22 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,033 ...because somebody could come in here with a metal detector... 23 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,993 ...or something and... - Who's the poon? 24 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:19,495 He's my assistant. 25 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:21,914 - He's a poon. - A poon or not... 26 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,999 ...only one of us has an assistant... 27 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:27,169 ...unless of course yours is buried in one of these gopher holes. Ha-ha-ha. 28 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,046 His dead assistant. 29 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,715 Same old Kenny. Ten pounds of shit... 30 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,884 ...in a 5-pound bag. 31 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,552 And friends with faggots. 32 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,771 Well, first off on the tour, I'll show you my barn. 33 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,397 That's where I do my inventing. 34 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:51,944 I used to grow enough crops to completely sustain myself. 35 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,987 After mastering the art of agriculture... 36 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:58,200 ...I've grown bored with it, hence its neglect. 37 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:01,036 This is my getting-around-town ride. 38 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:04,373 A little beat up but still a classic. 39 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,708 Yeah, my getting-around-town ride is a Lambo... 40 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,252 ...but you already knew that. 41 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:11,505 I can't compete with you on a car level, that's true. But then... 42 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,466 ...I've never been much for the open road. - Ha, ha. Of course. 43 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:17,261 That's why I have a plane and also a boat. 44 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:18,804 You have wings and a ship? 45 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,223 They're in remote storage next to my grottos. 46 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,100 Goddamn, that's impressive. 47 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:26,353 Now, keep in mind this is just our summer home. 48 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,690 Uh, sorry, house rules. No butt-huggers. 49 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:33,193 This is my father's estate. We do have to obey his policies. 50 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:37,030 Keep an eye on the whip. Make sure none of the villagers try to fuck with it. 51 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,750 Okay, honey puss, take a break. 52 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:50,627 Somebody I want you to meet. 53 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,296 This is Soledad, my wife. 54 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:56,091 She keeps me on time and I keep her moist in her underpants. 55 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:00,470 Uh, this is Kenneth, a stranger I met in town. 56 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:01,680 Oh. 57 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,933 He's rolling through Mexico with the Harlem Globetrotters. 58 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:09,271 Oh, well, nice to meet you. Are you staying for dinner, then? 59 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,983 I'm not sure why he's lying about me working for the Harlem Globetrotters. 60 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,485 That's not what I am. I'm his son. 61 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,864 Ha, ha. I'm just dicking with you, Kenny. 62 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,950 Yeah, he's my kid from up in the States. 63 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,703 I'm a professional baseball player. You probably have heard of me. 64 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:26,496 Oh, wow. 65 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:29,208 You're a baseball player, huh? 66 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,627 A famous baseball player in the familia. 67 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,046 I had no idea. 68 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,881 So we're not much for bragging, Eduardo? 69 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,551 Oh, no, heh. Eduardo doesn't like to talk about his past. 70 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,638 Yeah, obviously. He doesn't like using his real name either. 71 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:46,266 Well, you know how it is. You start pulling on a little thread... 72 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:49,394 ...and the next thing you know, you just fucked up the entire shirt. 73 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,523 Who's this nerd? 74 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,692 - Oh. Casper. - Huh? 75 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,370 What's up? 76 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,040 Casper don't talk much. 77 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,667 That's cool. I mean... 78 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:15,003 ...honestly, I feel like most teens these days talk too much anyway. Heh. 79 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,881 Yeah, well, that one's your brother. 80 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:19,800 He's my what? 81 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:25,514 You're fucking kidding, right? 82 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,684 Yeah, y'all both came out of this old man's jizz. 83 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:42,739 - Oh, shit, shit, shit. - Oh. 84 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,534 Hey, how's the bonding going, big guy? 85 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,077 Oh, it's still going on. 86 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,454 I just had to come out here for a timeout. 87 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,541 Turns out I got a stepmom and a fucking Navajo half brother. 88 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:56,545 Do you want me to come in there and mediate for you, or I could help...? 89 00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:00,465 I don't see how that would be helpful. I would like you just to post up out here. 90 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,384 - Just post up? Okay. Okay. - Yeah. 91 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,803 Why are you acting weird? What do you have in your pocket? 92 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,596 - Uh, my pockets? - Other pocket. 93 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,724 - What do you keep hiding? - Just my phone. 94 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:11,226 Um, I was just calling... I... 95 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,436 - Maria? - No. 96 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:14,521 Bitch. You're out here talking to Maria? 97 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,523 - I'm talking to my mom. - Fuck your mom. 98 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:20,444 Keep the lines clear. I need concentration. The most important moment of my life. 99 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:22,237 - Got you. - Yeah, Stevie? 100 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:26,241 I have a question. Um, are we going to be staying here for dinner... 101 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,535 ...or are we going to be going back for dinner? 102 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,913 Please don't make me put a time limit on all this emotional discovery. 103 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:34,916 Okay. I am sorry that your brother is Navajo. 104 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,002 - Me too. - That would be very upsetting. 105 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,713 If I found out I had a half-black brother... 106 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,007 ...or a whole-black brother, I would be very upset. 107 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:45,969 - Okay, I'm going back in right now. - Okay. 108 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:49,890 - Good luck. - Be quiet. Thank you. 109 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,937 I can't wait to suck 110 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:57,939 on your asshole. 111 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,443 Where'd everybody go? 112 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:05,238 - Don't know. - They just left you in here alone... 113 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:08,116 ...doing some arts and crafts and shit? 114 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:10,285 What are you making, a piñata penis pump? 115 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:13,830 I'm just making some shit for my fucking house party next week. 116 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,833 - Oh, you like to party? - It's a birthday party. 117 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,960 A birthday party? How old are you gonna be? 118 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:20,295 Fifteen. 119 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,757 You and your stupid fucking hat. 120 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:26,051 Sitting here getting your goddamn hooks in Pop. 121 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,011 Honestly, I can't say I blame you. 122 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,389 Seems like you've had things pretty good here... 123 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:34,017 ...flying on planes, fixing up old cars, eating veggies... 124 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,811 ...sucking down Goya beans. 125 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,397 Heh. Basically living the dream life, huh? 126 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:42,901 Well, unfortunately for you, all that shit ends today. 127 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:48,365 Casper, I'm not letting anything stand in the way of me bonding with that man... 128 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,159 ...do you understand me? - You wanna come to my party? 129 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:54,246 I don't give a shit about your party, all right? 130 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:58,041 You cocky-ass motherfucker. You think you're gonna win, huh? 131 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,043 This isn't over with me and you, dude. 132 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,838 I'm gonna fuck you up. 133 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,757 Well, there you are. My two boys. 134 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:09,719 I'm just feeling kind of oddly energetic just looking at the two of you. 135 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:11,513 Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. 136 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:15,183 Almost like you never abandoned me and I've always been part of your family. 137 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:18,186 Good. Kenny, isn't it about time... 138 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:20,605 ...you saw how the old man plies his trade? 139 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:24,276 - I'd love to. - Let's go. 140 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,696 And how are all you fine people today? 141 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,739 - Great. - Awesome. 142 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:31,783 Everybody ready to have some fun? 143 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,703 - Yeah! - I know she is. Ha-ha-ha. 144 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,456 All right, strap in. Put your helmets on, little ladies. 145 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:41,042 I know these helmets make you look like a puss, but trust me... 146 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,545 ...you do not wanna rely on these quacks here... 147 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,631 ...in these hospitals to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. 148 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:51,052 All right, let's saddle up and blaze these ponies. 149 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,430 I'm about to show you all the beauty... 150 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:57,893 ...unspoiled nature that is Mexico. 151 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,354 Well, all right. 152 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,773 We'll stop here for a little siesta. 153 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:48,652 You can take in the scenery or go for a swim if you like. 154 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:52,364 Also, Casper here is available... 155 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,865 ...as company photographer. 156 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,618 Take your pictures. Five bucks a pop. 157 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,121 Uh, cash only please. Thank you. 158 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,665 Thank you. All right. 159 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,250 Not bad. 160 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:09,798 You know, I individually own the largest fleet of non-occupational ATVs... 161 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,843 ...in a non-resort area in south Mexico. 162 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:16,721 Man, our bond is just making so much sense to me now, man. 163 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,808 It's just like, you know, I'm seriously into Jet Skis... 164 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,894 ...and the experience they offer is very similar to the ATVs... 165 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,896 ...you know, except that it's on water. 166 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:28,483 Jet Skis are fun, sure. But for me... 167 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:32,237 ...being on the back of a TRX or a Yamaha Grizzly... 168 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,822 ...it just makes my dick hard. 169 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,158 Yeah, I've actually had multiple orgasms on Jet Skis. 170 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:39,119 Whoa, back that ass up. 171 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:42,163 Maybe it's something in our blood that we can just get hard... 172 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:47,419 ...from riding fucking badass, you know, terrain vehicles and watercrafts. 173 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:53,049 Have you ever climbed to the top of a mountain... 174 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,676 ...on a Jet Ski? 175 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,472 Man, you got me there. I have not. 176 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,099 Goddamn, that would be awesome. 177 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,562 Someday maybe we'll take that ride. 178 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,816 I'd like that. Yeah. 179 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,654 I gotta take a piss. 180 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,284 Fuck. 181 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,370 Whoo! Cheeseburger in paradise. 182 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:25,123 - How fucking badass is he? - Fuck, man. 183 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,376 Love the feel of the breeze on my dick. 184 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:32,297 Well, it looks like we found what we were looking for. 185 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,132 We sure did. 186 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,760 Cheeseburgers in paradise. 187 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,853 It's been real nice having you here. 188 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:50,398 You know, when you first showed up, I gotta admit my first thought was: 189 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:53,193 "Goddamn, is he gonna ask me for some money?" Heh. 190 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,655 But you got your own money. I can relax around you. 191 00:10:57,114 --> 00:11:00,408 That's a pretty cool-dude thing of you to say. 192 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,994 Do you wanna tell me something, son? 193 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,415 - I bullshitted you, Pop. - What are you talking about? 194 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,585 Truth be told, things aren't going as good for me... 195 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,338 ...as I let on to believe. 196 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,507 The love of my life married some other dude. 197 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:20,303 And my new girlfriend fed her pussy to the owner of the baseball team I just quit. 198 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,846 I stole homeboy's car... 199 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,432 ...and now I'm probably a wanted fucking fugitive. 200 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,103 - You stole that Lambo? - Mm-hm. 201 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,063 Oh, Kenny. 202 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,649 I'm disappointed you would lie to me. 203 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,777 We're family. I will not judge you. 204 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,530 I just don't know where it all went wrong. 205 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,574 It just kind of seems like if there was somebody in my life... 206 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,993 ...who I really trusted and they could give me... 207 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:48,039 ...some awesome advice right now, it might help. 208 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,459 You mean like fatherly advice? 209 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:55,964 Yeah, maybe just tell me if I'm messing up by turning my back on baseball. 210 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,466 Oh, hell no. Kenny, you can't be running around... 211 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,844 ...worrying about every goddamn bridge you burn. 212 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:05,140 - You'll never get across the river. - So you're saying I did the right thing... 213 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,142 ...by running away from all my problems? 214 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:11,146 I believe you gotta do what you feel in the moment. 215 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,357 You gotta trust in your feelings. 216 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,653 If you wanna buy something that you like, buy it. 217 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,905 Don't worry about the money. You just buy it. 218 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,241 - Yup. - If you wanna have sex with a girl... 219 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,995 ...have sex with her. You wanna leave the condom off, go for it. 220 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,164 - It feels better that way. - It does. 221 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:35,253 I think you gotta do exactly what you wanna do, no matter what. 222 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,589 This makes so much sense. 223 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,425 Here I am living with all these regrets... 224 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,344 ...thinking I wronged all these people and ruined my life... 225 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,347 ...but you're saying I'm good. - You're good. 226 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:48,600 Thank you, Pop. 227 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,978 I honestly feel so confident and just fucking bold and right... 228 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,272 ...about all my decisions and actions now. 229 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,524 - Fuck it. Ha, ha. - Fuck it. 230 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,735 To the moment. Ha-ha-ha. 231 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,362 Hey, how's shit going over there at the kids table? 232 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,531 It sucks. 233 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,328 Boys, I'm sorry there's no room at the inn. 234 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,121 Ah, no harm, no foul, Pop. 235 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:14,209 I think it's just more rude of Casper to not offer his bed to guests, but whatever. 236 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,752 Yeah, this'll be good. 237 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,380 All right, house rules: No jerking each other off. 238 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,425 This is my workspace and I don't want you spraying all over... 239 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,553 ...all my inventions. - We won't, Mr. Powers. 240 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,097 Hey, thanks for showing us a good time today... 241 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:32,101 ...and I appreciate all that advice. I look forward to more tomorrow. 242 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,231 All right. Good night, son. 243 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:40,193 - Good night, Pop. - Good night, Mr. Powers. 244 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,074 Tell me a story, Kenny. 245 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:50,078 Not tonight, Stevie. Not tonight. 246 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,583 The good thing about getting over depression is... 247 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,336 ...well, you can start to see your enemies more clearly. 248 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:03,049 Suddenly everyone isn't an obstacle, just some people are. 249 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:06,010 And they might be someone that you find is in your bloodline. 250 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:09,556 Distant and as brown as their skin may be, they still are a part of you. 251 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,976 I'm not saying this from a personal experience. Just in general... 252 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,687 ...if you find someone you don't like in your family... 253 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,232 ...it is perfectly okay to fuck them over. 254 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,879 - Did you piss? - Yes, I did. 255 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,464 Now my bladder is el empty-o. 256 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,970 Kenny, how long are we gonna stay here? 257 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,264 Well, it's hard to say, Stevie. 258 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,267 I don't really got shit going on back in Copales. 259 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,727 Maybe I'll just live here. 260 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,898 Get a job at Dirt Diablos giving ATV tours. Who knows? 261 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,402 No. No, you cannot do that. 262 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:09,407 - Heh. Says who? - It's beneath you. 263 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,159 Beneath me? 264 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,495 - Dirt Diablos is beneath me? - Yes. 265 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,290 Here my father gives us a home to sleep in... 266 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,126 ...and a warm comfortable bed, and you insult the life... 267 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,712 ...he worked so hard to build outside of my family. 268 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,339 That's not what I'm saying. 269 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:29,177 Kenny, your dad is cool and all, but you're not like him. 270 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,889 You're supposed to be on a baseball field surrounded by millions of people. 271 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,726 Stevie, you don't think I fucking know all this? I know it's not ideal, man... 272 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,354 ...but right now it's the fucking best option I have. 273 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:42,565 So please just go back to sleep on your hay bed... 274 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,317 ...and get some rest. 275 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:48,696 I got a full day of outdoing Casper and bonding with my father. 276 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:55,828 Kenny, I have something to tell you and I am scared to tell you this, but... 277 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,830 Stevie, just go to sleep. Go to sleep. 278 00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,959 - Steven, go to sleep! - Kenny... Kenny, I lied. 279 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,878 April and Cutler are not married. 280 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,214 What the fuck did you just say? 281 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,967 I lied to you. I lied to you and I'm sorry. 282 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:13,221 It's just that when I came down here, I missed you so much that I thought... 283 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,431 I thought we could start our own life here... 284 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:20,061 ...where we were just two outlaws that are just like friends and doing great... 285 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,899 Oh, God. You hit me. 286 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,735 - I deserved it. - Yes, you did, Stevie. 287 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,821 I can't believe you'd lie about that. 288 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,156 Look, I have never understood... 289 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:36,411 ...the love between a man and a woman before until I met Maria. 290 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,748 And now I realize that what I did was not right. 291 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,250 It was wrong. 292 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,753 This is some heavy shit you're dropping on me. 293 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,922 Kenny, you cannot stay here. 294 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,966 You can still get her back. 295 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,679 - Get her back? - Yeah. 296 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,515 Yeah, right. Nope, it's over, Stevie. 297 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,767 It's time I take my dad's advice: 298 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:04,105 Stop thinking about other people, start thinking about me for once. 299 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,065 Kenny. 300 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,984 I've found my place, Stevie. 301 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,111 If you don't like it, you can leave. 302 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,114 I intend to enjoy myself. 303 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,270 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 304 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,815 - Ha-ha-ha. - Yup, this is the spot. 305 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,735 You gents ever hit this shit? 306 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,654 Does the pope blow little kids? Ha-ha-ha. 307 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,156 I figured you did. 308 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,451 I wasn't sure about Steven there, but to be honest... 309 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,871 ...I'm still kind of up in the air about what gender he really is. 310 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,499 What? I am obviously a man, sir. 311 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,210 Ha. Well, that's not what your pussy doctor says. 312 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,754 A fucking pussy doctor! Ha-ha-ha. 313 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,841 Man, oh, man. 314 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,593 This is crazy as shit. 315 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,512 Here, after all this time... 316 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,765 ...two journeymen, father and son. Thank you. 317 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,850 Getting high as hell in Mexico. 318 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:26,687 Just smoking herb and riding around on recreational vehicles. 319 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,607 I kind of feel like this is how I was always meant to live. 320 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,693 I've been doing a lot of soul-searching lately... 321 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,404 ...and seeing how well me and you are reconnecting... 322 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,699 ...I was thinking about sticking around here for a while. 323 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,368 Because I love you, Dad. 324 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,579 Huh. 325 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,582 I don't usually say "love" to other dudes. 326 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:50,128 That's something that's, you know, not really on my docket of shit to do. 327 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,881 But for some reason, it just feels normal to say it to you, Pop. I like it. 328 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,717 I could sit here and just talk about love all goddamn day. 329 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,553 Love, love this. Love smoking weed... 330 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,514 - But you don't have to. - I know, but it just... I don't know. 331 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:06,060 - I just haven't never done that before. - I think it's okay for men to have feelings... 332 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,105 ...that they don't want to express a lot... 333 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,400 ...but that sometimes they do express. 334 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,277 - I think it's okay. - No. 335 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:17,905 Nope it's not. Not for you to do it, it's not. Give that to me. Thank you. 336 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,074 Don't give him anymore of that shit. 337 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,868 No, that's a good rule. 338 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:26,080 You seem a little distracted from our pinnacle father-son bonding moment here. 339 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,125 - Everything cool? - Yeah. No, I just thought I heard something. 340 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,711 - Oh, you're getting a little fucking paranoid? - Yeah. 341 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,715 Pops getting stoned like a 14-year-old. 342 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,925 Scared thinking the fucking cops are coming. Ha-ha-ha! 343 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,597 Now, don't do anything stupid. 344 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,641 Oh, who the fuck is this? Oh, the cops are coming for real? Shit. 345 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,728 These two are the bandidos. 346 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,439 I'm the one that made the call. Code name Emerald. 347 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,607 Emerald. 348 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,650 You cocksucker. You betrayed me? 349 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:58,029 Now don't take it personally, son. It's just Mexico. 350 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,781 Goddamn it. "Just Mexico"? What kind of shit is this? 351 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:04,285 Goddamn it! No, I ain't going. Okay, I'm coming. Fuck. 352 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,039 - Oh, shit! - Where do I go to pick up the bounty? 353 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,292 - There is no bounty. - Oh, now that's bullshit. 354 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,420 Those two are fugitives. I turned them in. 355 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,130 A man ought to get a reward. 356 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,841 Let's just cut through the Mexican red tape right now. 357 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,637 Yeah, you're right. Go home, Eduardo. We'll get it from here. 358 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,971 Fucking snitch. 359 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,642 Oh, you fucking... Oh, jackals. Fuck. Okay, I'm in. 360 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,899 Unbelievable! 361 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,859 Asshole. 362 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,987 I know that it hurts a lot. 363 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,657 Just know that if you want to cry... 364 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:46,369 ...you can and I will not judge you. 365 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,871 Stevie, I'm not sad, dude. 366 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:52,500 I'm more just fucking mad. I should have saw this coming. 367 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:57,046 Me and him are exactly the same except, you know, I have talent. 368 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,632 What a fucking mess everything's become. 369 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,800 Powers. 370 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,135 Someone paid your bail. 371 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:06,555 - I do paperwork. - Oh, you do? 372 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,516 Hello, Kenny. 373 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,101 Soledad. 374 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,687 - You paid to have me freed? - Mm-hm. 375 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,815 Uh, could you pay to have me freed too? 376 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,734 Why the fuck are you always trying to horn in on my moments? 377 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:21,946 Fine, I'll just go back here in Mexican jail. 378 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,239 Goddamn. 379 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,616 I can arrange to have your friend freed as well. 380 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,035 Yeah, in time. I want answers first. 381 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,454 Your daddy's a real motherfucker. 382 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,542 I don't know why you came to find him. You don't wanna end up like him. 383 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,210 I mean, he doesn't seem so bad. 384 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:40,381 He's married to you and owns a successful ATV tour company. 385 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,383 He doesn't own the company, I do. 386 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,636 His lazy ass has been mooching off my tit for years. 387 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:50,099 Hm. So not only did he fucking sell me out to the Federales... 388 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:53,060 ...but he also is lying about his entire deal here in Mexico? 389 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,729 - Yes, he is. - Goddamn it. 390 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,564 What a motherfucker. 391 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,566 Well, where is he? 392 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,485 He's in the car. 393 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,404 Just so you know... 394 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,574 ...I'm planning on leaving him. 395 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,578 If you want to stick around. 396 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,330 Ooh. 397 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:16,000 - How fucked up would that be? Ha-ha-ha. - Mm, very nasty. 398 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,585 Ooh, you guys are bad. 399 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,588 Why are you shitting in the prison, Stevie? 400 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,466 Stop looking at me shit! Stop it! 401 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,677 Haven't you guys ever heard of Montezuma's revenge? 402 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:31,140 If you guys knew how to boil meat or grill it... 403 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,309 ...this shit wouldn't be happening. 404 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,489 Well? 405 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:51,118 I'm sorry I turned you over to the cops. 406 00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:54,163 For real or are you just sorry because Soledad's making you? 407 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,998 That woman can't make me do shit. 408 00:22:56,166 --> 00:23:00,419 Heh. Why? Because you wear the pants in the family and own the ATV company? 409 00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:02,713 Or because you're fucking lying? 410 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:04,465 She blew my cover, huh? 411 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,176 Yeah, you bet your ass she did, and I'm glad she did. 412 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:11,013 I came here looking for guidance from you, instead you intentionally fucked me. 413 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,099 I don't understand why you fucking lied. 414 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,059 Oh, fuck off! 415 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,813 What are you coming back at me all high and mighty? 416 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:22,733 You're no angel. You think what you're doing down here is any different? 417 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:27,238 Running around Mexico talking about how you wanna get back in the majors. 418 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,660 You're living a lie, son. 419 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,829 Welcome to the club. 420 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:36,789 Crazy. 421 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,334 Here I grow up a whole entire world away from you... 422 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,670 ...and end up exactly like you: 423 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:47,550 A lying, cheating, backstabbing gigolo. 424 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,677 Well, you know what? 425 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,430 I don't think I wanna be like you anymore. 426 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,100 Well, maybe I'll see you in hell, then. 427 00:23:56,268 --> 00:24:00,354 The old Powers men tag team and a couple of she-devils. 428 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,607 I got two hard rules I live by, Pop. 429 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,609 I don't fuck with the devil... 430 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:09,029 ...and I never do tag teams with blood relatives. 431 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,824 Take it easy, old man. 432 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:17,705 Where are you going? 433 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,958 - Home. - Can we give you a lift? 434 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,377 Nah, I think we're good. 435 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:24,712 So are we just gonna walk? 436 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,840 No, Stevie, we're not gonna fucking walk. 437 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,633 Hi, this is April. 438 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:56,554 I'm not home right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks. 439 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,931 I'm coming for you.