1 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,356 Oh, what the fuck, Stevie! Gross! 2 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:27,026 You're crop dusting my whole bedroom with your pubes. 3 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,360 Oh, sorry, Kenny. 4 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,863 Don't be sorry. Just cover up that marble sack. 5 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,449 I think you mean marbles and bananas, Kenny. 6 00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:37,286 - I don't think so. I'm just seeing marbles. - You're not looking close enough. 7 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,121 I don't want to fucking look closer. 8 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,498 - Okay. - Wait a second here. 9 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:43,542 Hold up. Hold up! 10 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,544 - Hold up. - What? 11 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,422 - Is that my thong? - Yeah, all my stuff had blood on it. 12 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,591 Dude, no way. You do not go in my drawers... 13 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,135 ...and take a pair of my chones. That's a big no-no. 14 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,179 I got these out of the dirty clothes. 15 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:57,931 Oh, my God! Sickening. Dude, I'm about to throw up. 16 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,142 I got a list of shit for you to do tomorrow. 17 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,561 It looks like buying underwear moved to the top. 18 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,563 I also need you to fix the Denali. 19 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,815 - What's wrong with it? - It don't fucking move. 20 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:09,068 Now, fix it. Jesus H. Christ. 21 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:14,281 Okay, so buy underwear, number one. Number two, fix that car. Anything else? 22 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,201 Since you're turning this room into your own quarters... 23 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:18,994 ...you should make it comfortable. 24 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:22,122 It's been a traumatic experience for you. Been through a lot. 25 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:26,168 Maybe you should get a flat-screen TV. Don't skimp and get the Vizio. 26 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,545 Get what you deserve. Get the Sony. 27 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,173 Ooh! I wonder if they have the 3-D models here yet. 28 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:34,468 Don't get excited, dude. 3-D's gay. Nobody wants to sit on a couch... 29 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:38,680 ...wearing glasses, popping bubbles out of the air like some fucked up Ray Charles. 30 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,724 - I do. - Oh, you like 3-D? 31 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,560 Well, here's a burrito. Coming right at you. 32 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,119 Shit! 33 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:06,917 Ha-ha-ha. No, No. Stop laughing. I'm about to go goddamn nuclear in Mexico. 34 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,128 - What's up, Powers? - Why don't you tell me? 35 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,713 I finally win this team a game, come in here today... 36 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:14,216 ...and the workers are taking my damn signs down. 37 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,885 Oh, look, we always change the promo signs, Kenny. 38 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,555 You always change the signs. Guess what? Not my signs. 39 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:22,182 My signs are staying up. Trying to mount a comeback. 40 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,935 - I feel like nobody gives a shit. - Why'd you think that? 41 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,771 Because I gave those fucking people, all the villagers... 42 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:32,067 ...my heart out there and I got shit in return. I didn't even get a fucking this. 43 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,404 How fucking hard is it to do this when someone does something good? 44 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,240 You think that's the first time our fans have seen a strike-out? 45 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,284 They'll pick up on you at their own pace. 46 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:43,036 Getting everybody to love me is a full-time job. 47 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:46,540 I need to focus on this. If I don't have love, I don't have shit. 48 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:51,086 Look, hey, look the signs outside, the media out there, forget about them, Kenny. 49 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:55,257 You're dumping all this shit in my lap and I gotta play Mr. Belvedere and clean it up. 50 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,593 - Hey, Kenny. - Enough! 51 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,428 No. 52 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,932 Well, looks like we got Atlanta all over again. 53 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:07,186 Team ain't behind me the way I need. We have to do this ourselves. 54 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:11,440 Kick-start this revolution. I want every single person in this town saying my name. 55 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,276 At least you've got the grocery store promotion coming up. 56 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,111 It's a perfect opportunity for me... 57 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:19,239 ...to capture the hearts and minds of these fucking villagers. 58 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:22,743 Also, I'm about one slow hump away from finally being over April. 59 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,954 I want to knock that out before we get too many worshipers, got it? 60 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:29,291 Actually, Maria, my sister-in-law, she's available. 61 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,210 - She is? - Ugh. Sick. 62 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:34,296 Not interested. I always trade up. That's part of my code. 63 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:38,300 Mom, why are we looking at the ground of the store? 64 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,385 Don't be stupid, son. 65 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,638 We're looking for low prices! 66 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,227 Today we have the grand opening of another Cisneros Supermarket. 67 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,354 We have invited the stars. 68 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:52,856 The biggest stars ever. 69 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:56,193 The Charros of Copales! 70 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,743 Kenny. Kenny. 71 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,915 Oh, hey. How's it going? You hear I was in the barrio? 72 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,544 I was just going to the grocery store, but... 73 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,713 Yeah, sure you were. 74 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,965 Why are you dressed as a mariachi? 75 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,135 You know, I'm just doing some PR shit here for the baseball team. 76 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,388 Figured I'd dress in the customary, you know, gowns and whatnot. 77 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,057 - You...? You likey? - Yeah, you look cute. 78 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,350 Do I look muy guapo in this? 79 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,104 Oh, yeah. 80 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,023 Delicioso, Matatan. You hear that? 81 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,401 This guy over here. Cheese dick. 82 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,070 So, um, you're signing autographs? 83 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,905 Yeah, I'm supposed to be. 84 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:27,159 How come there's no one in your line? 85 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,579 Good question. I've been trying to figure that out all goddamn morning. 86 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:34,499 I just feel like if you don't have a soccer ball bouncing off your head... 87 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,419 ...nobody even gives two shits about you in this country. 88 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,629 Pick it up. Tonto, just pick it up. 89 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:42,424 Soccer is really popular here. 90 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,344 Not in America. In America, people fucking hate soccer. 91 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:47,262 Honestly, that's the way it should be. 92 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,599 I don't know. I... I kind of like soccer. 93 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,143 - You kind of like soccer? - Yeah. 94 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,937 I'm gonna pretend like you didn't just make my dick go soft. 95 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,274 - Really? - Yeah. No, it's totally soft. 96 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,778 It's just gone back inside of me with that. No, don't talk about soccer. 97 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,488 Well, maybe... 98 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:07,115 Maybe you can show me why baseball is better. 99 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:12,496 Gladly. How about, say, Saturday night at a very cool yacht party? 100 00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:14,956 - A yacht party? - Just a few top-tier types. 101 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:18,668 An intimate dinner with the owner of the Charros. 102 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:21,588 There's gonna be an ass ton of crabs, lobsters, wine. 103 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,466 Bartles and Jaymes, corn on the cob, fucking booger sugar. 104 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,344 But I can't tell when you're being serious or not. 105 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,889 Sweetheart, I'm always serious. Care for an autograph? 106 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,644 That's me and you, Saturday night. 107 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:41,233 Okay. See you on Saturday. 108 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,110 That's what's up. 109 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:49,408 All right, Matatan, you get the rest of these. I'm gonna take me a siesta. 110 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,846 Hey, Maria. Time to change my bandage? 111 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,853 Looks like I'm healing pretty good, right? 112 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:22,232 Oh, that's right, you don't speak English. I could just say whatever I want right now. 113 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:28,071 Like tell you my secrets and dreams and hopes and pleasures. 114 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,366 Tell you what I like to do alone. 115 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:35,370 What my favorite foods are. That's why I like you. 116 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,788 Hey, man. 117 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,208 - Can I help you? - Is Steve here? 118 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:42,544 - Uh, yeah. - Go and get him. 119 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,921 Okay. 120 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:46,840 - Got him. - Where is he? 121 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,551 Right in front of you. Who the fuck are you guys? 122 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,929 You tell that asshole we found Eduardo Sanchez. 123 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:55,932 He give us money. We give him address. 124 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,602 Go inside. I'll handle this. 125 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,229 Who the hell is Eduardo Sanchez? 126 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:06,985 Don't ask fucking questions. Meet Monday at Big Red's grave. 127 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:11,156 - Who the hell is Big Red? - Fuck you, and fuck your face. 128 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,824 Piece of shit. 129 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:17,746 - Yeah, you better get the fuck on. - Suck this, motherfucker. 130 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,123 Piece of crap. 131 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,918 Bitches. 132 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,838 - Yeah. Whoo-hoo! Party. 133 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,592 - Yay. - Yay. 134 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,427 Here we go. 135 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:36,181 - Wow, that bike ride was fun. - All right. 136 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,767 Yeah, well, my main car's usually a Denali... 137 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,519 ...but that shit's in the shop. 138 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:43,897 Just cruising around on this eco-friendly deal now, trying to go green. 139 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:50,862 Wow, so, um, the man who own this boat, is...? Is he your boss, or...? 140 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,365 He owns the team, but the way I'm operating... 141 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,576 ...I don't really kind of adhere to the normal boss kind of shit. Ahoy. 142 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,287 Hi. Um... 143 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,122 - Help me. Thank you. - Sure. 144 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:04,834 - All right. One, two, three. - Thanks. 145 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:13,468 Easy, Tonto. She's with me. Why don't you sit down? 146 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:17,264 - Ah, my star player. Ha, ha. - Tonight's the night. 147 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:21,560 Yeah. Who is this firecracker? 148 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,603 Vida. 149 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:28,024 - You have a beautiful boat. - Oh, thank you. I work so hard for it. 150 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,655 Welcome aboard and meet the people on the boat. 151 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,241 Come on, mi gente. Let's get this party started. 152 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,828 Start the party. 153 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,836 Thanks for inviting me to this shit. It's fucking fairly fly. 154 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,505 Look at that. Look at that. 155 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:53,425 Told you I'd bring the hottest senorita in Mexico. 156 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,760 - How long have you been with this one? - Vida? 157 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,346 - Yeah. - She's been coming after me for weeks. 158 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,265 I had to deflect her with both hands. 159 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,643 Slow down. Stop trying to be the one. I'm just out of a relationship. 160 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:07,439 But I bet you that sweet ass makes you forget about any old relationship. 161 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,150 That's for sure. That's why sometimes I masturbate. 162 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:16,364 It's hard to beat a nice ass. I take a nice ass over like a big set of titties any day. You? 163 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,700 I like them both. They're both fucking awesome. 164 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:23,079 Obviously. But if you had to choose between titties or ass, which one? 165 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:28,293 Yeah, I see now what you're saying. It's a hard choice. 166 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,879 - It's a choice in life. - No shit. I mean, I guess... 167 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:35,675 ...if I had to choose, I mean historically, I've always considered myself to be a tit man. 168 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,552 But this one has you thinking. 169 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,556 Well, it's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. 170 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,059 Like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass. 171 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,770 And which side are you on? 172 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:56,821 All right. Same rules as last time. No catching feelings. 173 00:10:56,989 --> 00:11:00,075 I'm damaged goods. You'll have my body. You will not have my heart. 174 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:03,161 - Please don't expect it. - Stop talking. 175 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:08,249 And pull out your dick. I want to play. 176 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,530 Hey. 177 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,116 Who the hell are you? 178 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:45,370 My name is Tony. What is your name is? 179 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,958 My name is Kenny. What, do you live here? 180 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,292 - Yeah. - What are you... 181 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,628 ...like Vida's roommate or some shit? - No. 182 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,631 - I'm her son. - Her son? 183 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,883 - You came out of her vagina? - Huh. 184 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,469 I was all up in that shit last night. 185 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:05,640 What are you watching on this TV set? This programs? 186 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,976 So much funny stuff. 187 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,979 I've seen shit like this before. It's not funny. 188 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,315 - Do you like magic? - No. Not really. 189 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,317 Why, you gonna try to make me disappear? 190 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,154 - I don't know how. - I do. 191 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,156 Start calling me dad. 192 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,745 I was wondering if I'd feel bad, you know, if, uh, you know... 193 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,289 Not that I'm emotional, but with blowing my load... 194 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,417 ...after finding out that April was married would have hurt. 195 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,919 - And did it? - Not at all. 196 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,046 No, it was actually pretty fucking awesome. 197 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,175 You should have seen the size of her ass. It was incredible. 198 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,178 It was like a hot air balloon right in front of me. I went, "pfft"... 199 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:47,849 ...all over the thing as soon as I saw it. The only thing iffy, turns out she has a kid. 200 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,727 - What? Like a real one? - Seemed pretty real to me. 201 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,438 - Sitting there playing magic on the couch. - Ew. 202 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,565 I don't love the idea of her having a kid. 203 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,942 Makes you kind of feel like her uterus is used up. 204 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,696 But that I didn't know she had a kid is pretty cool. 205 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,574 - And this kid is always home alone? - Yeah, I guess so. 206 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,287 The fucking kid is home alone. 207 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,414 Yeah, it's pretty awesome, huh? 208 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,627 She's asking you to try one of those peppers. 209 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,046 - These little suckers here? - They're very good. 210 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,131 I don't like fucking around with peppers. 211 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,384 Stevie, you like putting slimy things in your mouth, don't you? 212 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,470 - Yeah, I do. - Suck it, dog. 213 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,722 Put it in. Look at him. 214 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,312 Yeah, lookit. Ugh. 215 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,189 Don't just lick the tip. Bite it. 216 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,316 Ew! 217 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:47,116 - I knew that... - Ha-ha-ha. What a fucking pussy. 218 00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:00,296 Kenny, there was some weird Mexican motherfuckers that came by yesterday. 219 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,924 - Well, who were they? - Some fucking mongoloid... 220 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,426 ...and a fucking dwarf. 221 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,428 - What did they want? - They thought... 222 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,014 ...they found somebody that you were looking for. 223 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,643 Some Mexican name like Eduardo or something like that. 224 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,937 - Eduardo Sanchez. - Yeah, that's it. 225 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,691 Who were those dudes, man? They almost tried to step to me, Kenny. 226 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,151 Well, the littlest one used to be my sidekick. 227 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,946 The big one, well, he just pissed me off all the time. 228 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,615 - Did they say where they found him? - Wait. Sidekick? 229 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:31,452 You were down here with another sidekick? How long were you working with him? 230 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,497 Pull your head out of your ass, dipshit. This is important. 231 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,501 I didn't just come to Mexico to get drunk and fuck prostitutes. 232 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,254 I mean, you know, I came here for that... 233 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,631 ...but I also came here for something else too. 234 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,677 I came here looking for a man by the name of Eduardo. 235 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,555 - And who is he? - Well... 236 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,640 ...it's more of a personal quest. 237 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,643 I'm not trying to pull a bunch of other people involved. 238 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,938 Oh, but you'll put a little troll on the case, huh? 239 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:03,818 Don't get your feelings hurt, all right? I came to Mexico to find answers. 240 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:09,657 I thought maybe Eduardo would hold those answers. Maybe he still does. 241 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,997 Testing, testing, testing. 242 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,333 Batteries working on here? 243 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,835 Tone. 244 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,338 Finally all the pieces are falling together. 245 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:27,508 All the answers I been searching for are on the verge of totally being answered. 246 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:33,014 I put in the goddamn man-hours. Fucking muscles, the sweats, the tears. 247 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:36,851 Now it's my turn. I got this country wet. 248 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,980 Now it's time to bend this bitch over and make her cum. 249 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,858 - When you talk to these people, my friend. - Yes. 250 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,569 - You make sure you talk to all of them. - Okay. 251 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,908 - Kenny Powers! The Charros. - Kenny Powers! 252 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,077 Villagers and townspeople... 253 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,872 ...come see Kenny Powers destroy the competition in Mexico. 254 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,502 He's a national gift from the good people of America to you. 255 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:07,340 Cheer for him. Bow to him. Worship him. 256 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,551 Kenny Powers, he's the White Flame... 257 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,514 ...and he's burning this country to the fucking ground. 258 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:18,643 The White Flame, Mr. Kenny fucking Powers. 259 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,980 And now gentlemen, 260 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,898 we can see who is entering the field. 261 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:27,276 I have a note here informing me that I should call him 262 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,488 The White Flame. 263 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,911 All right. Come on. Get these people on their fucking feet, Powers. 264 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,254 Goddamn. What, is this fucking crowd full of dead people? 265 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,923 Get on your feet, you motherfuckers. Come on. 266 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,093 Fucking ingrates. 267 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:56,097 Hey, Powers! Hurry up, so we can go get fucked up. 268 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,143 I know this fucker ain't trying to distract me. 269 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:04,605 Hey, Kenny. Nobody gives a shit for you over here in Mexico. 270 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,609 Hey, silencio, por favor. 271 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,780 Come on, Powders. We could have fucked all the Tecate girls already. 272 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,451 What are you waiting for? The major leagues to call you? 273 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,621 What you gonna say now, fucker? 274 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,708 You really want to do this? You really want to do this? 275 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,544 Come on, tough guy. Wanna be a motherfucking tough guy? 276 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,467 - Come on! - No, no, no! 277 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,144 What are you doing? 278 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,823 Finally, motherfuckers. Finally! 279 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:59,077 Yes! On your feet. Whoo! 280 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,079 Whoo! Whoo! 281 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,970 It's like goddamn Cocktoberfest in here. 282 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:21,349 I'm excited too, but let's not touch dicks, all right? Ugh. 283 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,351 Kenny Powers and Barack Obama... 284 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,270 ...are the most famous people in show business, so fuck it. 285 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,940 La Flama Blanca. La Flama Blanca. 286 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:33,361 Finally, some Kenny Powers fans. About time you Latinos rose to the occasion. 287 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,279 Sign, La Flama Blanca. 288 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,949 What the hell? I don't know what the fuck that means. 289 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:42,620 - It means you, White Flame. - Me? White Flame? 290 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,373 That's lame as shit. Where the fuck did you hear that? 291 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:49,293 Stupid kid probably just made that up, so fuck it. 292 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,088 Listen here, little hombre. I'll give you my autograph... 293 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,966 ...but thou shall not fuck up my branding. Do you hear me? 294 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,553 I'm wearing all black. All right? Outlaws wear black. 295 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,557 Fags and cocaine dealers wear white. Give me that ball. 296 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,561 Let's see here. How you say "black" in Español? 297 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,565 You said it, not me. 298 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,028 That's what you and your buddies need to be chanting. 299 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,073 None of this La Flama whatever shit. Take that. 300 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:23,619 Me es Negro, guys. I'm a negro, capiche? 301 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:27,498 You don't even know what capiche means, do you? That's because that's Russian. 302 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,126 - What the fuck is that in your hand? - Uh... 303 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,379 Fuck this. I don't know how that got there. 304 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,007 - Goodbye, White Flame. - No, did...? 305 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,176 Did you not just hear what I said? 306 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,930 Miss you, buddy. 307 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,267 So who's buried here? 308 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,269 Just an old friend. 309 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,021 Yo, man! 310 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,358 Buenos días, you back-stabbing fuckers. 311 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,945 So I understand you all have found the man Eduardo Sanchez. Is this true? 312 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:01,199 - Yes, we find him. - It's "found." It's past tense, munchkin. 313 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,076 Come on, easy. Easy, all right? 314 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,496 This is a simple transaction. There's no reason for anybody to get cut. 315 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,625 Lower the scissors and the tiny blade. Please. Lower them. 316 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,002 Tell your bitch to stop sassing me. 317 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,297 - I am not his bitch. - Just... Shh. 318 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,299 All right? No reason to fucking bicker. 319 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,593 Both of y'all were my bitches, so it's fine. 320 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,304 You can bond on that. Don't be at each other's throats. 321 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:28,100 Just give me and Hector some money and we'll give you the address. 322 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,982 - We're keeping the pillowcase. - Yes. 323 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,069 Fucking sleep on it. Let me have the money first. 324 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,405 - Good, we will keep it. - How much is that? 325 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,575 - About 40 dollars. - Forty dollars? 326 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,912 - That's not 40 dollars. - Forty bucks is all you're gonna get. 327 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,289 Just give us the fucking address. Come on! 328 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,338 What the fuck is this? 329 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,007 - Hello, hello? - The hell is his saying? 330 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:04,345 Hello, hello? Phone book, motherfucker, phone book. 331 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,347 Hector thinks he might be in there somewhere. 332 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,976 - You motherfuckers. - Whoa! 333 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,521 So you roll me twice, huh? 334 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,565 Why don't you go back home where you belong? 335 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,151 Why do you keep telling me to go home? Why don't you go home? 336 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,362 Where the fuck are you from? You're not from Mexico. 337 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,199 I'm from the streets of Bombay. Mexico is the place where the gold is. 338 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,785 Well, I haven't seen any fucking gold around here. 339 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,204 Follow the yellow brick road. 340 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,790 Yeah, maybe I'll find the Ewok village you came from. 341 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,710 You got it wrong, buddy. I'm Yoda. 342 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,045 Why don't you two charlatans get out of here... 343 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,131 ...before I rip that fake mustache off your face? 344 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,052 I always carry two. 345 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,387 Always! 346 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,725 Vamanos, Hector. Vamanos. Ha-ha-ha. 347 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,435 Fuck. 348 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,731 - I'm the king. - Of what, motherfucker? 349 00:21:56,898 --> 00:22:00,401 - Of mustaches? - Fucking motherfuckers. Fuck. Fuck! 350 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,820 Nice pants. Where'd you get them at, Gap Baby? 351 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,657 Don't fall in the river and someone mistake you for a fucking floating turd. 352 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,327 - Fuck you. - Fuck you too, bitch. 353 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,747 - Goddamn it. - Oh, fuck. It was my fault, dude. 354 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,166 Should have never trusted a man that size. 355 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,376 So who is Eduardo Sanchez? 356 00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:20,046 Doesn't matter anymore, Stevie. Doesn't matter. 357 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,089 He's a mystery best left for another day. 358 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:26,552 It matters to me, okay? It's important. Tell me. I deserve to know, Kenny. 359 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,306 And because you just tried to speak to me like a man, now you'll never know. 360 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,016 So have fun being curious. 361 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,603 I won't be able to fucking sleep without knowing who Eduardo Sanchez is. 362 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:40,900 None of it matters anymore, Stevie. I've found what I'm looking for. 363 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,782 Thank you for bringing us to the carnival. 364 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:52,286 Yeah, no problem. If y'all want any more tacos or churros or popcorn... 365 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:55,289 ...just let me know, I'll get you more. - I think we're fine. 366 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,458 You should be thanking me for these tacos... 367 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,961 ...because these seem like they're the deal. Although I wonder... 368 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,672 ...if I'm gonna get Montezuma's Revenge from this shit. 369 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:04,882 You're gonna be fine. 370 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,301 - They wash their hands and stuff here? - Of course. 371 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,470 Do you know what Montezuma's Revenge is? 372 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,223 I hear it's when a white man shits his pants in Mexico. 373 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,059 - Eh, most of the time. - Yeah. 374 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:19,647 Vida, there's something super serious I'd like to talk to you two about, if that's okay. 375 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,108 - Okay. - Take the computers out of your ears. 376 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:24,610 Tony, take the computers out of los ojos. 377 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:29,323 Take your headphones down. Take them out of the "earos." Thank you. 378 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,284 Well, it's no mystery that I'm damaged goods. 379 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:36,414 I think you guys both know that. I've told you all that countless times. 380 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:41,836 It's also no secret that it's been hard for me to get over my old girl back in the States. 381 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:48,175 I mean, you know that. I've talked to you about it. Cried about it. You know. 382 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:51,804 But I'm starting to realize that maybe it's time I wake up... 383 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:56,267 ...and see that ship has sailed, and now a new ship has come into port. 384 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,353 A pirate ship, carrying some incredible bootie. 385 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,023 - Tony's here. - Yeah, I know he's here. 386 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,442 I want him to hear this. 387 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,861 Tony, I'm gonna talk to you like a man now, okay? 388 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:08,612 - Is that cool? - Okay. 389 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,865 I have serious fucking feelings for your mom. 390 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:15,202 I'm madly in love with her. I've never... 391 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:19,540 ...never have ever felt like this for anyone before. 392 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:23,586 Vida, baby, I'm ready to say fuck the past... 393 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:27,673 ...and commit to you right now. I'm ready to commit to the both of you if I have to. 394 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:31,051 You don't need to commit to us. We are just having fun... 395 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,220 ...and you can take it slow. 396 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:37,391 No, I've taken it slow before and it did not work out so good. 397 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:41,645 So I'm doing shit different this time. I'm taking it super fast. Tony. 398 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,064 - Yes. - From this moment forward... 399 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:49,111 ...I want you to consider me your father figure. To now. Raise it up. 400 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,322 - Father figure. - He doesn't need that. 401 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,240 Shh, shh, shh. 402 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,409 If this is gonna work for real... 403 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:59,497 ...then we can no longer walk around and pretend like he doesn't exist. 404 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,248 He does exist, Vida. 405 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,585 He's real and he's here and he's right in front of us. 406 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,213 You matter to us now, Tony. 407 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,507 You matter to both of us now. 408 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:13,260 Who wants to go on this roller coaster ride? 409 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,931 Sure, uh, I want to have fun. 410 00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:21,602 Fun begins now. Boom. Let's do this shit. Shall we? 411 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,229 Okay. 412 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:25,856 Tacos. Let's go.