1 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,476 Come on! 2 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:25,274 Personal best. Cutler. 3 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,444 Yeah! 4 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:30,529 - April? - Whoo! Yeah! 5 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:34,366 April. 6 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:44,251 - I can't believe I'm doing this. - Oh, believe it. Dreams are coming true. 7 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,462 Now, no more talking. Set the mood. 8 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,091 Okay, wait, wait, wait. 9 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:55,095 I know I said no more talking, but I got one more thing to say. 10 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:59,266 This is probably the best day of my life. 11 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:03,062 I just thought you should know that before you go any further. 12 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,230 Thank you, Kenny. I'm happy too. 13 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,149 Okay. Now get naked. 14 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,569 Fuck that button. 15 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,701 Are you ready? 16 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,162 Uh-huh. 17 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,164 Okay. 18 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,692 - You're about to break my damn hand. - Well? 19 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,862 - Ninety-eight. - Fuck me. 20 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,323 This is seriously the best wave of good shit... 21 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,200 ...that has ever happened in my life. 22 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,035 I knock out Mackworthy's eye... 23 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,621 ...then I see April's big-ass tits and have sex to her. 24 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,958 It's like all the horrible, disgusting shit I had to put up with here... 25 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,584 ...is finally paying off. - Heh, heh, heh. 26 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:10,087 - Sounds pretty good, man. - Kenny Powers. 27 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,383 Who the fuck are you? 28 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,302 I'm your dad. I'm just kidding. Your dad's dead. 29 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,013 - I don't fucking know you. - I'm Pat Anderson. 30 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,724 I'm the assistant to the assistant GM for Tampa. 31 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,018 - You got a fucked-up sense of humor. - Sorry. 32 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,104 - You got credentials, pal? - Credentials? 33 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,565 Yeah, I got some credentials. 34 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,027 Business account, of course. 35 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,655 What's black? Is black better than gold? 36 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:42,161 Uh, yeah. Gold might get you Jonas Brothers tickets, black... 37 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,496 ...involve three of them sucking your dick. 38 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,624 - I'm listening. - You're Internet hot, Kenny. 39 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:50,419 The video of you knocking Reg Mackworthy's eye out... 40 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:54,173 ...will pass a million views by the time I finish this sentence. 41 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,676 I'm sure that your phone's ringing off the hook with major-league offers. 42 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,262 - Yeah, of course it is. - Yeah? Well, I can't say... 43 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,515 ...I'm surprised to hear that, but I don't think they can offer you... 44 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,225 ...what Tampa can offer you. 45 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,311 Now, I'm not gonna bullshit you guys, okay? 46 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:10,606 Attendance is down, and the franchise needs a shot of personality... 47 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:13,650 ...so I need to ask you a very important question... 48 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:19,364 ...and I need you to be 100 percent motherfucking honest with me, okay? 49 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:20,949 I don't use steroids. 50 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:24,620 No. What I need to know is, all that racist, homophobic talk... 51 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:27,372 ...that you used to be known for. 52 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,249 Has that changed at all? 53 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:35,464 Well, to tell you the truth, I've changed a lot since I left baseball. 54 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,175 I learned a lot of lessons and shit... 55 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,136 ...and I'm pretty much, in a lot of ways, a brand-new man. 56 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,474 But, yeah, that stuff is still all the same. 57 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,477 Perfect. Perfect. Okay. 58 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:53,106 I can't talk numbers right now, but rest assured, Kenny, it's gonna be big. 59 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,817 Okay, we're talking huge. Okay? 60 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,444 - Okay. I like it. - All right. 61 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:01,198 - You ready to get down with this party? - I'm ready to butt-fuck this party. 62 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,200 All right, let's fuck. Let's fuck. 63 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,160 - Let's fucking fuck each other. - Now. 64 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,663 - Yeah. - Let's fucking get down and start fucking. 65 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,749 - Ha, ha, ha. In front of the kids. - On your knees. 66 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,626 Yeah, let's fuck the kids. 67 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,169 - That's going too far. - No. 68 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,505 - Those are my nephews. - I'm not gonna do that. 69 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:20,175 - That's not funny to fuck kids. - Well, look, sorry about that. 70 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,053 So, what do you say? You wanna get with this party? 71 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,016 - Sealed with a handshake. - Welcome back, Kenny Powers. 72 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,310 - Kenny Powers is fucking back. - You are back. 73 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,312 - Now, is this for real, man? - It's real. 74 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,481 Seriously. 75 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,525 It's true. 76 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,652 I don't know. 77 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:42,531 I mean, he has run away before when he's gotten sad... 78 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,617 ...but never for this long, and without even just... 79 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:50,414 I'm back. 80 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,251 - What is this? - It's a Denali. 81 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,544 Woo-woo. 82 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,547 - You wanna know how I got it? - Not really right now, Kenny. 83 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,008 I am trying to figure out where Cutler is. 84 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:04,386 I'm going back to the big show. 85 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,055 - What? - Major leagues, cupcake. 86 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:12,060 Tampa sent their finest man to my home to personally sign me for next season. 87 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:13,687 I'm back on top. 88 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,023 Well, that's great, Kenny. 89 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:18,233 - But you already bought a car? - Bought? 90 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,401 No, I didn't buy that. 91 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,612 Two-year lease. Yeah, I threw the old truck in for a down payment. 92 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,240 I'm gonna be paid before the first note comes in. 93 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:28,201 Well, I sort of expected this, you know, 10 years ago. 94 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:29,786 I thought you said you changed. 95 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,498 Okay, you're not really getting what I'm saying here. 96 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,751 So how about this? 97 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,338 Come with me. 98 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,716 - What? - I want you to come to Tampa with me. 99 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,218 I made the mistake of leaving you behind before... 100 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:47,763 ...and I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna do it again. 101 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:50,223 Fuck all that fine Cuban pussy. 102 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:53,101 Your olive skin bests that any day of the week. 103 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,395 I'm doing it right this time. 104 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,272 We're doing it together. 105 00:05:57,648 --> 00:06:00,942 Kenny, I can't even begin to start thinking about this now. 106 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,278 - Cutler has been gone for three days. - Shh. 107 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:06,323 Don't ruin this good time with that baby's behavior. All right? 108 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:10,619 Just let it soak in. You don't have to give me an answer right now. Just sleep on it. 109 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,038 Then get back to me. 110 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,710 If you need me, I'll be cruising in my Escalade, man. Denali. 111 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,633 Terrence? 112 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,553 Terrence! Where are you going? 113 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,305 Come back! 114 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,224 Come back. 115 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,809 So if anyone has any knowledge... 116 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,685 ...of the whereabouts of Principal Cutler... 117 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,188 ...please let a member of the faculty know. 118 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:42,984 Also, please disregard any rumors regarding Principal Cutler's absence. 119 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:46,071 Okay, we get it. Cutler went crazy. 120 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,489 So as I was saying... 121 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,700 ...the money I'm gonna be making would hurt your parents' feelings. 122 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:53,662 Remember the class where I taught you how to make it rain? 123 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:57,416 That's what I'm gonna be doing every single night. 124 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,668 Dollar, dollar bills, y'all. 125 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,505 Now, my replacement comes very highly qualified. 126 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,174 And please, please, please, don't let the fact... 127 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,510 ...that Miss Carol's a lesbian put you off to her. 128 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,263 You know how you think there are two kinds of lesbians? 129 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:15,475 There's the kind on Cinemax that get it on and are hot, and there's the mean kind? 130 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:19,020 Miss Carol is neither of those. 131 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,523 Before I go, I don't wanna leave you empty-handed. 132 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:25,735 I'm gonna be signing a personalized headshot for each and every one of you. 133 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:29,322 The only thing I would ask, is that you would have your name prepared... 134 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:33,702 ...because I don't wanna have to ask the same question 30 fucking times. 135 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,621 - There you go, buddy. - Thanks, coach. 136 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,206 You're welcome. 137 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:41,209 Hi. Could you make it out to Steven? 138 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,170 It would be my honor. 139 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,380 You know, I knew that this day would come. 140 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,341 Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Stevie. 141 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:51,261 We are gonna have so much fun in Tampa. 142 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,806 - What'd you say? - I put my apartment on Craigslist. 143 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:57,267 It's all happening, Kenny. 144 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,145 - You think you're coming. - Of course I'm coming with you. 145 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,064 Why would I not? I mean, fuck all this small-town shit. 146 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:06,485 You think I'm gonna leave you just when you need my assistance the most? 147 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,570 Kenny, no fucking way. 148 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,239 Where you go, I follow. 149 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:14,951 Right, Kenny? 150 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:18,455 Yeah, right. I mean, what's Tampa gonna be without my assistant there... 151 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,750 ...to make reservations at all the hottest nightclubs in town? 152 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,251 You know what I read online? 153 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:27,255 That Tampa has the best titty bars in the nation... 154 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:30,759 ...and I'm gonna set up pussy appointments for you all the fucking time. 155 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,136 - Tons of pussy appointments. - Oh, fuck yeah. 156 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,471 Can I have that? 157 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,097 There you go, buddy. 158 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:40,101 Fucking Tampa. Tampa. 159 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,436 Tampa, yeah. 160 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,022 Goodbye, fucking shit school. 161 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,149 See you fucking morons later... 162 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:50,612 ...because I'm going to Tampa to suck some titties. 163 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,408 When I'm gone, you need to look after this place, man. 164 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:59,287 I mean, this is our hometown. This shithole helped shape us. 165 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,665 You must guard it and protect its royal vagina. 166 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,667 I will. 167 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,293 You want some of this? 168 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,628 No. 169 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,634 I have enjoyed getting fucked up with you here, Clegg. 170 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,135 It's crazy, man. 171 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,721 How our journey here is basically coming to an end. 172 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:20,642 You know, I'm going on to fucking bigger and better things... 173 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,562 ...and you're gonna probably just stick around back here... 174 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:27,607 ...just still doing, you know, the stuff that you're doing. 175 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:30,569 The time spent with you is crucial... 176 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,989 ...to me getting through all the bullshit I needed to get through. 177 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,992 - Awesome. - I'll always be in debt to you. 178 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,202 You know, I hope that there's some way... 179 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,289 ...I could pay you back for what you've done for me here. 180 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,958 Well, maybe you could start paying me back... 181 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,460 ...for that eight ball from the other night. Tchk, tchk. 182 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,046 You said that we would, uh, split it. 183 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,340 Well, you wanna do some now? 184 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,802 I'd love to. 185 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:28,710 Eat up, baby. I paid him 20 bucks to do that for you. 186 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:32,088 - That's nice, Kenny, thank you. - Thanks, Gabriel. 187 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:37,385 That's not the only trick Kenny Powers has up his sleeve this eve. 188 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,222 Open it. 189 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,725 - Kenny, I think we maybe just should... - Shh. 190 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,061 Open the box. 191 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,815 Ta-da. 192 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,111 Don't get into how much it costs, I don't want you to get into some contest... 193 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,740 ...with your girlfriends, but... - I can't go to Tampa with you. 194 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,786 - Huh? - I can't go to Tampa with you. 195 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,205 Gabriel, hit me up with the shrimp. 196 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:10,752 Are you out of your fucking mind, April? 197 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,129 My goddamn fiancé is missing. 198 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:16,424 Kenny, I admit it. That I have feelings for you that I can't ignore. 199 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,760 Something about you that does something to me. 200 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:22,097 April, I know all this, okay? But I do like hearing it, so go on. 201 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,475 Back in high school, I would've followed you anywhere... 202 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,727 ...but things are different now. 203 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,271 This is my life. 204 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,775 Maybe if you stayed in town we could see what happens. 205 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:37,612 Listen here, you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. 206 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,616 I can't do this without you. And I will admit that. 207 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:45,620 I mean, yeah, sure, I got my pitch back, but it's unproven, April. 208 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,789 And that makes me scared. 209 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,084 But for some reason, when you're with me... 210 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,545 ...it gives me the feeling like I can pull this off. 211 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,172 Like I can roll the fucking dice. 212 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:03,138 I'm just not ready to take that risk of my life on that gamble. 213 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:06,599 What the fuck does that even mean? The risk of the life with the gamble? 214 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:10,311 - What? - I'm not ready to risk my life on a gamble. 215 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,523 Oh, so, what? All this just boils down to... 216 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:17,485 ...some stupid sort of fucking retaliation for high school. 217 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,155 Whatever. 218 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,031 I get it. 219 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:27,620 For your information, that watch cost $6000. 220 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,295 Don't miss me when I'm on TV. 221 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,731 Cutler. 222 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,650 - What the fuck are you doing here? - Okay, relax. 223 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,652 Let's relax here. Just hold on a second. 224 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,030 - What's the white cloth for? - Let's calm down. 225 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,282 Calm down a second. You're getting excited. 226 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,367 And that's not gonna help the situation. 227 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,578 A lot of people are feeling things right now. 228 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:12,332 Let's just get our feelings out there, and talk it through and calm down. 229 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,044 I've been a little bit upset. I've mostly been out in the woods. 230 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,005 It's not normal for me to live out in the woods. 231 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,299 I've been going a little bit of crazy. 232 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:25,178 I think maybe I'm just trying to wrap my brain around... 233 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,138 ...what it means when I hear that... 234 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,599 ...something has happened between you and April. 235 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:35,814 Look, Cutler, I know you must be torn up knowing that I had sex with your fiancée. 236 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,233 Wait. No, no, no. You didn't have sex with her. 237 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,069 You didn't say it. No. I just heard you kissed her. 238 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,654 You didn't have sex with her. No. 239 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,240 Oh... Oh, God. 240 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:46,407 I'm gonna puke. 241 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,576 Look, there's something else you should know as well. 242 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,163 - I've really lost her. - No, you... 243 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,332 Look. You win. 244 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,253 I asked her to come with me to Tampa and she said no. 245 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:02,090 Said she had a life here, so... 246 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,217 You got her. 247 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,262 Kenny, I don't know how... 248 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,764 I don't know how to feel about that, I... 249 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,684 You won, motherfucker. You won. 250 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,103 I did not see that coming. 251 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,021 Yeah, quite frankly, I didn't either. 252 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:22,443 I mean, no offense, but you got a shitty job, you're not quite as tall as me... 253 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,779 - Yeah. - Nobody really respects you. 254 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:28,116 You have me, on the other hand. I got the glory, I got the fame... 255 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,493 ...the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali. 256 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,620 - Right. - Getting drunk on the reg... 257 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:36,749 ...fucking good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg... 258 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:40,128 - Okay, I got it, yeah. - All the shit most men fantasize about. 259 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,048 But you get April. 260 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,135 I'm sorry, Cutler. 261 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,470 I didn't mean to hurt you. 262 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:54,809 I didn't mean to kiss on her pussy, your fiancée. 263 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,186 - That happened too. - Jesus. 264 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,815 Guess that's just the way this fucked-up world works. 265 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,070 Takes a big man to admit that, Kenny. 266 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,615 Well, I've learned a lot since I've been here. 267 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,283 Yeah. Heh-heh-heh. 268 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,328 I learned a lot since you've been here too. 269 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,122 Okay. 270 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,125 No hard feelings? 271 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,502 No hard feelings. 272 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,506 This wasn't anything. It was just chloroform to knock you out. 273 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:30,011 - I'm gonna look for you on TV. - You better take a shower, dude. 274 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,429 Yeah. 275 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,597 Clean that ass. 276 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,313 Motherfucker. 277 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,695 Kenny? 278 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,781 Kenny Powers? 279 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,076 You and me at Mons Venus, baby. 280 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,661 Guess what. 281 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,537 I'm all packed and ready to go. 282 00:15:56,705 --> 00:16:00,083 I gave them my notice yesterday, and they said, "We want two weeks." 283 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,710 And then I said, "Why don't you fuck off?" 284 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,754 Just like you, man. Just like you, man. 285 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,966 Yeah. Yeah, nothing can stop me from leaving, Kenny. 286 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,467 Nothing. 287 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,677 Yeah. 288 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,221 We need to talk, Stevie. 289 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,432 You're not gonna be coming with me to Tampa. 290 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,311 No... What? But you... 291 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,772 - No, you said... - When I saw how excited you were... 292 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:27,318 ...to be coming with me, well, I couldn't crush your feelings. 293 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:32,240 So rather than do that, I decided to give you the best week of your life. 294 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,034 I wanted you to think you were coming with me. 295 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,370 Consider it my final gift to you. 296 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,623 I don't get it. 297 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,002 What did I do? 298 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:47,088 - What...? What did I do? - Shh. 299 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:52,510 When you started this job, you were just an assistant, but you've graduated. 300 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:56,431 You know, Stevie, when I first met you, I'll be honest with you... 301 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,224 ...you were a little bitch. 302 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,477 I know I was. I know. I'm sorry. 303 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,938 But now I'm looking at you... 304 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,399 ...and to me you seem like a dude who knows what's up. 305 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:10,236 You don't take shit from anybody, you smoke weed on the reg. 306 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,448 Quite frankly, you're somebody I'm proud to know. 307 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,492 And you're somebody who deserves a whole hell of a lot more... 308 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,327 ...than just being an assistant. 309 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,289 Is it...? 310 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,666 Is it my last day as your assistant? 311 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,544 This is your last day. 312 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,797 But I have one final assignment for you. 313 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,799 What is it? 314 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,178 This assignment comes with a stipulation. 315 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,765 I don't want you to perform this task as my assistant. 316 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,727 I'd like you to perform it as my friend. 317 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,521 Okay. 318 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,151 Name it. 319 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,405 What's going on, huh? 320 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,783 Quietly, people. Quickly and quietly, people. 321 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,285 Come on, this is not social time. Let's go. 322 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,122 Is this a single-file line? Single file. 323 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,706 Let's go. Single file. 324 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,292 Tell me what's going on. 325 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:53,381 Stop at the curb, everyone. Do not go past the yellow curb. 326 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,092 Okay? Come on. 327 00:18:56,260 --> 00:19:00,263 Students and faculty of Jefferson Davis Middle School... 328 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:05,560 ...I am here today to give you my final farewell. 329 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:09,063 - Excuse me, please. What is this? - The rumors are true. 330 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,984 I've been called back up to the bigs, and I'm moving to Tampa. 331 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,071 And just to clear up any inconsistencies... 332 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:21,200 ...no, April Buchanon will not be accompanying me. 333 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:26,289 She has instead chosen to stay here with her fiancé... 334 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:31,002 ...a wonderful man, by the way, by the name of Principal Cutler. 335 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,629 I'd love to run through this without the student body... 336 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:38,759 ...but actually, no, we've decided to call off our engagement for the time being. 337 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,679 - Really? I didn't know that. - Yeah. 338 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:47,101 We're just gonna take a little time and figure some things out, so... 339 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,604 Okay, was not really expecting that. 340 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:53,191 There's a whole bunch of emotions and kind of questions... Okay. 341 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:56,402 Doesn't matter. That's not why I'm here. 342 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,448 Today I'm here for you, Jefferson Davis Middle. 343 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:04,202 Being a man of my stature, walking in here on day one... 344 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:10,333 ...was the lowest point of my life, but now I realize that God had a purpose. 345 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,712 God wanted to show me hell so that when I got back to heaven... 346 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,006 ...I would finally appreciate it. 347 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:22,220 And for that, I'd like to thank each and every one of you. 348 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,556 Because without that knowledge, without that lesson... 349 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,185 ...I never would've been able to... 350 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:36,317 What the fuck, man? I'm trying to give a memorable speech here. 351 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,445 All right, so... Shit. 352 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,073 Got a limited range on my Bluetooth here. 353 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,325 You can't see me, but you can feel me. 354 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,786 I am still here for you. 355 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,829 Remember me, Jefferson Davis Middle. 356 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:53,668 I was your savior. I was your knight in shining armor. 357 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:58,130 And each of you were the chinks upon my armor. 358 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,050 Each of you were the chinks. 359 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,719 You all were the chinks. 360 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,057 Remember me, my chinks. 361 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,234 Remember me. 362 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,653 - Remember me. - Okay, everybody, let's go. 363 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,488 Back to our Period 5 classes. Yes. 364 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:28,744 We'd love to stay in the parking lot all day listening to crazy speeches, but we can't. 365 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,538 Well, here we go. 366 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:35,126 Little baby Rose, I'm sorry we didn't get much of a chance to hang out. 367 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:39,547 To be honest with you, sometimes I even forgot you even existed. 368 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,759 I'm proud of you, Kenny. I am. 369 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,637 Thank you. Thank you for everything. 370 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,056 - Got a good family here. - Thanks. I love you. 371 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,391 I love you too. 372 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,060 Cassie, you fine piece of church ass. 373 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,478 Oh, you're the glue. 374 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,481 - Keep the family together, okay? - Okay, I will. 375 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,567 All right, you stoic little bastard. 376 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,236 In the computer room. 377 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,572 Little second drawer where I keep my weed. 378 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,074 Underneath the gun, there's a stack of porn... 379 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:09,410 ...that'll put calluses on those hands of yours. 380 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,037 Thanks, Uncle Kenny. 381 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,331 Come here. Bring it in. 382 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,959 Okay. Big dog. 383 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,711 Why you crying, man? 384 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,965 It's okay to be upset, but when I leave here, I want you to do me a favor. 385 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,385 I want you to hold your head high and be a man, all right? 386 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:29,764 I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles... 387 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,599 ...just waiting to pop out. 388 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,768 - Let them pop, bro. - Thanks. 389 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,811 - Okay. - I love you. 390 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,146 - I do. - All right. 391 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,482 Okay. Probably good on the hug, though. That's... 392 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:42,360 Stevie, what are you doing, man? You're over here bawling. 393 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,654 - I'm so sorry. - Come here. You don't have to be sorry. 394 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:48,407 - I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you too, man. 395 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:52,703 Don't forget all the good times, man, all the shit we fucked up, all right? 396 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,538 Kenny. 397 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,292 Bye. 398 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,011 What are you doing here? 399 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,556 I'm coming with you. 400 00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:18,062 What about your life here and all that shit? 401 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,482 I love you. 402 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,165 - Uncle Kenny? - In the middle of an emotional moment. 403 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,334 - Can you just back off? - Phone's for you. 404 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,794 Take a message, man. 405 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,797 Some guy from Tampa, and he said it's important. 406 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,715 I better take this. 407 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,217 Thank you. 408 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,511 This is Kenny Powers. 409 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,014 Kenny, Pat Anderson. Uh... 410 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,808 Look, man, I... 411 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,018 Well, I got some bad news, buddy. 412 00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:03,524 I may have not actually been supposed to tell you that I could get you on the team. 413 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,528 I'm sorry, man. I was just trying to climb the ladder over here... 414 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:10,364 ...and anyway, bottom line is the deal's off. 415 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,701 So... Well, there never really was a deal. 416 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:16,245 I don't know, I think I'm fired. We'll see. 417 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:20,207 But I just got... You know, I got really into the whole party scene over here. 418 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,043 Kind of into dudes a little bit. It was super weird. 419 00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:26,589 And you know, things are just really fucked up for me personally right now. 420 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:29,550 And I'm gonna... I think I'm gonna probably do rehab. 421 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:33,971 I don't know, we'll see what happens, but anyway, best of luck to you. 422 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,473 Okay? 423 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:40,394 And catch you on the rebound, huh? Later, Kenny. 424 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,355 Perfect. That sounds terrific. 425 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,774 I'm looking forward to it too. 426 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:49,028 Okay. Thank you. 427 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:54,283 Everything okay? 428 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:57,453 Everything's awesome. 429 00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,248 They just wanna know if I still wanna play under number 55. 430 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,628 Kenny Powers, 55. 431 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:10,299 You guys better get rolling, man. You're burning daylight here. 432 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:14,595 - Gonna get dark soon. - Yeah, it is gonna get dark, isn't it? 433 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,432 Let's hit the road. 434 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,392 Okay. 435 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:25,606 - We're gonna miss you, Kenny. - I'm gonna miss you guys too. 436 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,441 Get this. 437 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,569 - You keep an eye on him for us, April. - I will, Dustin. 438 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,613 All right. 439 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:35,324 - Yup. - Look at that. 440 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:38,536 - Wow. - He got it. He got it back. 441 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,746 Still got it. 442 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,289 - All right. - Bye, honey. 443 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:43,791 Now, you do us proud, Kenny. 444 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:48,295 Kind of wish I could just stay and start this whole thing over all over again. 445 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:50,506 - Yeah, right. - It's gonna be dark... 446 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,800 - ...you better get going. - Yeah, man. 447 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,468 Okay. 448 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,054 - We'll miss you. - Miss you guys too. 449 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,181 Bye, Uncle Kenny. 450 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:02,142 Mow them down, Kenny. Mow them down. 451 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,333 This is so exciting. 452 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,335 I can't believe we're really doing this. 453 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:31,171 I'm nervous, but it's like a good nervous. 454 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:34,049 Tampa is gonna be crazy, Kenny. 455 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:36,427 Oh, yeah. It's gonna be pretty wild. 456 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,722 - Tampa, bitches. - Tampa, bitches. 457 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,776 Do you want anything? 458 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,740 - I'm okay. Maybe some Skittles. - All right. 459 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:00,326 - Be right back. - Okay. 460 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:02,244 See you. 461 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,437 - Hi. - Hello. 462 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,482 - That will be 2.85. - Three dollars. Keep the change. 463 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,691 - Thank you. - Bye. 464 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,401 Bye-bye. 465 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,581 Motherfucker.