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{\an9}♪
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-(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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{\an5}-DOGG POPPING'.
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{\an5}WHAT'S GOING ON, SIR?
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-MALE #1: WHAT IT IS,
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PIMPING?
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AIN'T NOTHING TO IT,
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BUT TO DO IT, MAN.
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SITTING BACK HERE, BLOWING
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IN THE WIND, AT IT AGAIN.
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{\an5}ONCE AGAIN,
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{\an5}TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
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-YES, SIR.
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-BUT I WANTED TO TALK
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TO YOU, MAN,
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BEFORE YOU DO YOUR
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{\an1}THING-THING THIS HERE EVENING.
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{\an1}MAN, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE DOING
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{\an1}SOMETHING REAL BIG TONIGHT,
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SO BEFORE YOU DO
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WHAT YOU DO,
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I WANT TO GIVE YOU
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SOME INSTRUCTIONS.
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{\an5}HAVE AT.
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{\an1}-ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT.
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{\an1}-NOW, THE INSTRUCTIONS IS THIS,
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I WANT YOU TO PAY
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{\an5}CLOSE ATTENTION.
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-YES, SIR.
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-MALE #1: BEFORE YOU STEP
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ON STAGE TONIGHT,
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YOU GOT TO GO UP THERE
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WITH THE SPIRIT,
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WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE
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LATE GREAT RED FOX.
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THE SPIRIT
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OF RICHARD PRYOR.
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THE SPIRIT OF--
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OF TELLING IT LIKE IT IS
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AND NOT LIKE IT WAS,
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YOU DIG?
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AND ONLY YOU CAN DO
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WHAT YOU DO.
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THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DOING
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WHAT YOU'RE DOING
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AND YOU'RE DOING IT
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SO FLAMBOYANT AND SO FLY.
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AND I'M WATCHING FROM AFAR,
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BUT THEN AGAIN,
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{\an1}I FELT LIKE I'M SO NEAR AND I'M
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SO CLOSE AT THE SAME TIME.
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{\an1}AND AS I START TO WATCH YOU
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AND DEVELOP A KEEN SENSE
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{\an1}OF LOVING WHAT YOU DO AND HOW
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{\an1}YOU DO WHAT YOU DOIN', KATT.
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STAY HARD
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IN THE YARD.
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DON'T PLAY,
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{\an1}PUT SOME PAINT WHERE IT AIN'T.
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DON'T BE NERVOUS,
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BE AT THEY SERVICE.
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GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT,
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{\an1}GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY NEED, MAN.
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I WANT YOU TO FLY
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TO THE MOON, YOUNG MAN.
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I'MA GO UP TO THE STARS
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{\an1}AND I WANT YOU TO MEET ME THERE.
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{\an5}-YEAH.
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-SO I'LL HOLLER AT YOU.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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{\an9}♪
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{\an5}(OFFSCREEN)
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-MALE #2: WHO WE GOT
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IN THE HOUSE?
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WE GOT A FEW PEOPLE
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IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.
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WE GOT LIL JOHN
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IN THE HOUSE.
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{\an1}-NIGGAS'LL BE LATE FOR THEY OWN
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{\an1}FUNERAL IF THEY WASN'T DEAD.
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{\an1}-MALE #2: WE GOT SLEEPY BROWN
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IN THE HOUSE.
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{\an1}WE GOT CAM'RON AND THE DIPSET
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IN THE HOUSE.
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-Y'ALL TAKE IT EASY,
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CELEBRITIES IS PEOPLE TOO.
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-HEY, HEY, HEY,
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{\an1}IT'S LOVE, MOTHER FUCKER, LOVE!
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{\an1}-FEMALE #1: WE TRYING TO TAPE
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A SPECIAL, PEOPLE.
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{\an5}IT'S TELEVISION.
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-MALE #2: WE GOT DISTRAUGHT
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MOTHER FUCKER OVER HERE,
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BIG WILL
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IN THE HOUSE.
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-IT'S JUST A REGULAR DAY
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IN ATLANTA.
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BIRDS ARE CHIRPING,
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CRACK HEADS SMOKING,
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DOGS BARKING.
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NOTHING'S REALLY
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HAPPENING.
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FOR NOW.
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-DA BRAT IS IN
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THE HOUSE?
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OH SHIT, COMING FROM
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THE 6-0-6-0-4.
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-DO NOT HAVE YOU CAT
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SPAYED OR NEUTERED.
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-MALE #2: WE GOT ANDRE 3000
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IN THE HOUSE.
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NIGGA, SHUT UP,
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I KNOW WHO HERE!
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WHEN I INTRODUCE THIS MAN
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COMING TO THE STAGE,
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{\an1}'CAUSE HE'S THE REASON THAT
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WE'RE ALL HERE TONIGHT,
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I WANT Y'ALL TO STAND
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ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FEET
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BECAUSE IF YOU SIT DOWN,
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YOU'RE STILL GONNA BE
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TALLER THAN THIS
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LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER.
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YOU SEE HIM EVERY DAY
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ON WILD AND OUT.
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(APPLAUSE)
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{\an1}STAND ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING
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FEET AND GIVE IT UP
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FOR KATT WILLIAMS!
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{\an9}♪
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-GOOD EVENING, LADIES
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{\an1}AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ARE YOU?
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{\an1}WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING PLEASURE
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TO BE HERE IN ATLANTA.
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GOD DAMN, ATLANTA,
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{\an1}LOOK AT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS,
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GOD DAMMIT!
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I DON'T KNOW
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WHAT THE--
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I DIG IT, DON'T KNOW
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WHETHER TO CRY
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OR JUST GET FUCKED UP,
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SO I'M GONNA DO
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A COMBINATION OF BOTH
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A LITTLE BIT LATER.
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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
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MOTHER FUCKING PLACE.
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I WANT TO THANK ALL
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{\an1}THE HAIRSTYLISTS IN ATLANTA.
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{\an1}THERE'S NINE MILLION OF YOU
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MOTHER FUCKERS, THANK YOU.
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ONE MORE OF YOU BITCHES
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{\an1}ASK TO DO MY GOD DAMN HAIR,
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FUCK NO, Y'ALL,
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FUCK THAT.
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{\an1}SAYING STUPID SHIT TO A NIGGA
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TALKING ABOUT,
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"NO NIGGA, YOUR HAIR
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RETAIN HEAT."
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BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK,
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{\an1}I DONE HAD THIS HAIR ALL DAY.
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BITCH, IT AIN'T
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BURN ME YET.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU
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TALKING ABOUT? I DON'T--
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{\an1}AIN'T NOTHING LIKE ATLANTA,
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I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
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WHAT A NIGGA SAY,
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NOTHING LIKE ATLANTA.
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IT'S SO MANY--
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GOD DAMN!
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THERE'S SO MANY FINE
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BITCHES IN ATLANTA,
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MAKE A NIGGA HAVE
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A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
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SHUBADANAYA,
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SHOULDA BOUGHT A HONDA.
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{\an1}PLEASE DON'T GET ANGRY, LADY,
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{\an1}I'M ONLY CALLING YOU BITCHES
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'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
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YOUR NAMES INDIVIDUALLY.
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HOLLER IF YOU
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HEAR ME NOW.
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LET'S NOT GET SENSITIVE
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THIS EVENING. LET'S NOT--
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LIFE IS TOO
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MOTHER FUCKING SHORT,
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I AM HAPPIER THAN
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{\an1}A MOTHER FUCKER TO BE HERE.
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{\an1}AIN'T NOTHING LIKE ATLANTA,
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YOU DON'T KNOW
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WHAT THE FUCK
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YOU GONNA GET.
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THIS IS THE MOST NASTIEST,
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DIRTIEST, UGLIEST,
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{\an1}MOST BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL PLACE
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IN ALL OF AMERICA.
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{\an1}YOU COULD GET--ALL YOUR DREAMS
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COULD COME TRUE
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{\an1}AT MAGIC CITY OR YOU COULD GET
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KILLED AT A STOP LIGHT.
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NIGGA, YOU NEVER
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FUCKING KNOW.
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IT CAN HAPPEN
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RIGHT HERE, NIGGA.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
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TO TELL JESUS.
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YOU JUST, "JESUS,
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I DON'T KNOW, DAMN!
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THE NIGGA LOOKED AT ME,
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I LOOKED BACK,
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THAT WAS IT, JESUS,
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I'M HERE NOW."
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LIFE IS FUCKING SHORT,
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STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL
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ABOUT YOUR
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MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.
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YOU GOTTA LEARN
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TO BE GRATEFUL.
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IF GOD DONE BLESS YOU
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IN A CHRYSLER 300,
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BE HAPPY YOU GOT
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A CHRYSLER 300.
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STOP WALKING AROUND
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{\an1}TALKING SHIT, TALKING ABOUT,
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"NIGGA, I GOT IT 'CAUSE IT
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{\an1}LOOKED JUST LIKE A PHANTOM."
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NO, NIGGA, IT LOOKED LIKE
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A CHRYSLER 300.
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THE FUCK--
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(APPLAUSE)
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THE FUCKED UP PART IS IT
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DO LOOK LIKE A PHANTOM
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UNTIL A PHANTOM
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PULL UP.
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THEN YOU JUST GET
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IN THAT MOTHER FUCKER--
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"THIS IS BULLSHIT, I DON'T
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{\an1}EVEN WANT TO BE ON THIS STREET.
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NIGGA, I DON'T
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EVEN WANT--"
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ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU GOT
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TO BE GRATEFUL
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ABOUT YOUR
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MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.
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{\an1}LADIES, YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND
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THAT AS LONG AS
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{\an1}YOU GOT A VAGINA, YOU RUN THE
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{\an1}ENTIRE MOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE.
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THAT'S THE WAY IT IS,
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{\an1}YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
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THE ONLY NIGGAS THAT DON'T
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AGREE IS HOMOSEXUALS
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AND WE WASN'T TALKING
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TO Y'ALL.
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THIS AIN'T YOUR PART
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OF THE SHOW RIGHT NOW.
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LADIES, I'M TELLING YOU,
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{\an1}YOU GOT TO BE THE SHIT TO YOU.
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STOP WAITING ON
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A NIGGA TO VERIFY
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WHETHER YOU
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THE SHIT OF NOT.
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BITCH, IF YOU THE SHIT,
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{\an1}YOU THE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT.
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WE TIRED OF Y'ALL
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GETTING WITH US
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AND BLAMING US FOR SHIT
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{\an1}WE AIN'T EVEN IN CONTROL OF.
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YOU DONE GOT WITH A NIGGA,
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NOW YOU TALKING ABOUT,
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"YOU FUCKED UP
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MY SELF ESTEEM."
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"BITCH, IT'S CALLED
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SELF ESTEEM!
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IT'S ESTEEM OF YOUR
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{\an1}MOTHER FUCKING SELF, BITCH!
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HOW THE FUCK COULD
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I FUCK UP HOW YOU FEEL
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ABOUT YOU,
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SIMPLE BITCH?"
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I'M JUST SAYING, LADIES,
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STOP TRIPPING ON SHIT
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THAT DON'T EVEN
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MOTHER FUCKING MATTER.
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NEVER IN THE HISTORY
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OF NIGGADOM HAS A NIGGA--
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(LAUGHTER)
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NEVER IN THE HISTORY
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OF NIGGADOM HAS A NIGGA
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BEEN GETTING READY
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TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN
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{\an1}AND CHANGED HIS MIND BECAUSE
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{\an1}HER FINGERNAILS AND TOENAILS
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DIDN'T MATCH,
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NOT NEVER.
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{\an1}NOT NEVER, NEVER HAS A NIGGA
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BEEN PUTTING A CONDOM ON
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AND WENT, "BITCH, IS THAT
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PLUM AND RED?
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I CAN'T EVEN DO IT, BITCH,
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I'M OUTTA HERE.
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I CAN'T EVEN
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DO THAT."
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JUST SAYING, LADIES,
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STOP WORRYING ABOUT
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SHIT THAT DON'T MATTER.
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SOME OF Y'ALL DONE HAVE
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SOME BABIES,
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NOW YOU GOT
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SOME STRETCH MARKS.
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{\an1}YOU WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE
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BITTER, BLAMING THE BABY.
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SHOWING THE BABY
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YOUR HIGH SCHOOL PICTURE,
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TALKING ABOUT, "LOOK
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WHAT YOU DID TO ME!"
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{\an1}FUCK THAT, IF YOUR MAN GOT A
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{\an1}PROBLEM WITH YOUR STRETCH MARKS,
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I SUGGEST YOU STOP FUCKING
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WITH BITCH NIGGAS.
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THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
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THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
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I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL
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{\an1}REAL NIGGAS IN ATTENDANCE TODAY
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WHEN I SAY WE AIN'T
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GOT TIME TO WORRY ABOUT
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NO SHIT
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LIKE STRETCH MARKS.
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{\an1}WE KNOW THEY EITHER CAME FROM
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ONE OF TWO THINGS, NIGGA,
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EITHER YOU WAS BIG
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AND GOT SMALL...
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OR YOU WAS SMALL
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AND GOT BIG.
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EITHER WAY,
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WE FUCKING.
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EITHER WAY.
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(APPLAUSE)
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SHIT.
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LADIES,
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ON THE OTHER HAND,
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IF YOU 25 YEARS OLD
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{\an1}AND YOU STILL WALKING AROUND
352
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TALKING ABOUT
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NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT,
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YOU NEED TO GET A HANDLE
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{\an1}ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE
356
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AND TAKE SOME
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RESPONSIBILITY, BITCH.
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WHAT YOU MEAN TO SAY
359
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IS ALL THE NIGGAS
360
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YOU FUCKED WITH
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AIN'T SHIT.
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00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:11,200
YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT
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{\an1}WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOUR PUSSY
364
00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:14,800
THAT KEEP ATTRACTING
365
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AIN'T SHIT NIGGAS.
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IT'S YOUR OWN
367
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PERSONAL BUSINESS.
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I'M JUST SAYING
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LIFE IS SHORT.
370
00:09:18,033 --> 00:09:20,533
TO MY NIGGAS,
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I KNOW YOU GOT TO BE HARD.
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{\an1}A BLACK MAN IN AMERICA, YOU GOT
373
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{\an1}TO BE A HARD MOTHER FUCKER.
374
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{\an1}BUT WE ALL KNOW NIGGAS IS HARD
375
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{\an1}ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME.
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YOU CAN'T FORGET TO ENJOY
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YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE.
378
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WE ALL KNOW NIGGAS IS HARD
379
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AS SEVEN O'CLOCK
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IN THE MOTHER FUCKING
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MORNING.
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YOU LIKE, "NIGGA,
383
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WAIT A MINUTE, NIGGA.
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YOU ANGRY
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AT BREAKFAST, NIGGA?
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YOU GANG BANGING
387
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{\an1}ON BACON, NIGGA? THIS IS--"
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{\an1}I KNOW BITCHES HERE THAT MADE IT
389
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REAL COOL TO BE SHOT.
390
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LET ME JUST SAY,
391
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I'VE BEEN SHOT BEFORE.
392
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AIN'T SHIT
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COOL ABOUT IT.
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WHEN I GOT SHOT,
395
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AIN'T NO BITCHES COME OUT.
396
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AIN'T NO MUSIC PLAYED,
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NOTHING.
398
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THE FUCKED UP PART
399
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WHEN I GOT SHOT,
400
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I WASN'T EVEN
401
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IN THE ALTERCATION.
402
00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:54,834
{\an1}I'M OUTSIDE THE CLUB WATCHING
403
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SOME OTHER NIGGAS.
404
00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:57,433
"LOOK AT THESE
405
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CRAZY NIGGAS.
406
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OH SHIT,
407
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THAT NIGGA GOT A GUN.
408
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NIGGA, THIS BETTER
409
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BE GOOD--" BAM!
410
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,333
"WAIT A MINUTE, JESUS!
411
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PIMP DOWN!
412
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:06,533
PIMP DOWN IN TWO, BITCH,
413
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:06,533
GET THE TRUCK!
414
00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,567
THIS IS BULLSHIT,
415
00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,567
{\an1}I DONE GOT BLOOD IN MY PERM.
416
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,700
{\an1}NIGGA, I'M GONNA BLACK OUT.
417
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,700
I'M GONNA BLACK--"
418
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,533
{\an1}ALL I'M SAYING, YOU GOT TO ENJOY
419
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,533
YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.
420
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:24,834
THAT'S ALL THE FUCK
421
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:24,834
I'M SAYING.
422
00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,467
ENJOY YOUR
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00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,467
GOD DAMN LIFE.
424
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,500
LIFE IS FUCKING SHORT,
425
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,500
ENJOY THAT SHIT.
426
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:31,233
SOME OF Y'ALL JUST NEED
427
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:31,233
TO SMOKE SOME WEED
428
00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:33,467
AND SEE IF IT DON'T HELP
429
00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:33,467
THE QUALITY OF YOUR
430
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,900
MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.
431
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,467
I KNOW,
432
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,467
I SEE SOME OF Y'ALL.
433
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,567
LOOK, I UNDERSTAND,
434
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,567
IF YOU AIN'T SMOKING WEED
435
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,600
'CAUSE YOU GOT A GOOD JOB
436
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,600
THEN BY ALL MEANS
437
00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:42,133
MAKE YOUR
438
00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:42,133
PAPER, BOO-BOO.
439
00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,834
{\an1}BUT IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB
440
00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,834
AND YOU NOT SMOKING WEED,
441
00:10:44,867 --> 00:10:47,100
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
442
00:10:44,867 --> 00:10:47,100
{\an1}YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.
443
00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:48,767
I REALLY DON'T.
444
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,100
I REALLY DON'T.
445
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,800
DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT
446
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,800
ABOUT IT'S A DRUG.
447
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,100
IT AIN'T NO
448
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,100
MOTHER FUCKING DRUG.
449
00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:55,500
I DONE DONE THE RESEARCH,
450
00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:55,500
IT'S JUST A PLANT.
451
00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,767
IT JUST GROW LIKE THAT.
452
00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,033
{\an1}AND IF YOU SHOULD SO HAPPEN
453
00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,033
TO SET IT ON FIRE...
454
00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,200
THERE ARE SOME EFFECTS.
455
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,066
BUT THAT'S NOT
456
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,066
THE SAME AS DRUGS.
457
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,967
DRUGS, YOU GOT TO DO
458
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,967
SHIT TO IT CHEMICALLY.
459
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,100
{\an1}YOU GOT TO ADD BAKING SODA,
460
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,100
WATER, STIR IT UP.
461
00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,800
I DON'T KNOW THE RECIPE,
462
00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,800
I'M JUST SAYING.
463
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:17,000
IT'S SOME SHIT
464
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:17,000
YOU GOT TO DO TO IT.
465
00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,967
{\an1}BUT WHY THE FUCK IT'S ILLEGAL,
466
00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,967
I DON'T KNOW.
467
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,734
{\an1}ASPIRIN IS PERFECTLY LEGAL,
468
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,734
BUT IF YOU TAKE
469
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:25,633
13 OF THEM MOTHER FUCKERS,
470
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:25,633
{\an1}IT'LL BE YOUR LAST HEADACHE.
471
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,333
LONG AS YOU BEEN LIVING,
472
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,333
YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD
473
00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:29,266
OF A MOTHER FUCKER
474
00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:29,266
OVERDOSE ON MARIJUANA.
475
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,934
YOU MIGHT'VE THOUGHT
476
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,934
THAT NIGGA WAS DEAD.
477
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:33,233
HE AIN'T DEAD.
478
00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:34,834
HE GONNA WAKE UP
479
00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:34,834
{\an1}IN 30 MINUTES HUNGRY ENOUGH
480
00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:37,400
TO EAT UP EVERYTHING
481
00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:37,400
IN YOUR HOUSE.
482
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:39,867
THAT'S THE SIDE EFFECTS;
483
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:39,867
HUNGRY, HAPPY, SLEEPY.
484
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,066
THAT'S IT.
485
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,033
ONLY TESTIFY.
486
00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:48,467
I'M JUST SAYING,
487
00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:48,467
I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU--
488
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,467
IF YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED UP,
489
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,467
YOU NEED WEED.
490
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,066
WEED IS PUT ON THIS EARTH
491
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,066
{\an1}FOR NIGGAS ON THE STRUGGLE.
492
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,433
NIGGAS ON THE GRIND.
493
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:59,300
{\an1}THERE IS A CHEMICAL IN WEED
494
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:59,300
THAT'S CALLED FUCK IT.
495
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,900
AND IF YOU CAN JUST GET
496
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,900
THAT IN YOUR SYSTEM,
497
00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:02,200
IT COULD CHANGE
498
00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:02,200
YOUR LIFE.
499
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,600
SOME OF Y'ALL BE CRYING
500
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,600
ABOUT BILLS YOU CAN'T PAY.
501
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:07,300
JUST, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT
502
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:07,300
{\an1}I'MA DO ABOUT THIS LIGHT BILL.
503
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,233
THEY DON'T WANT--THEY WANT
504
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,233
THE WHOLE THING.
505
00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:11,633
THEY DON'T WANT
506
00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:11,633
A PIECE OF IT, A DEPOSIT."
507
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,867
{\an1}JUST HIT THE BLUNT ONE TIME
508
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,867
AND SEE IF IT DON'T
509
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,767
{\an1}CHANGE YOUR PERCEPTION OF WHAT'S
510
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,767
IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE.
511
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,633
YOU JUST, "I DON'T KNOW
512
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,633
{\an1}WHAT I'MA DO ABOUT THIS LIGHT--
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00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,834
FUCK THEM
514
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,834
GOD DAMN LIGHTS.
515
00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:27,700
{\an1}I GOT 12 CANDLES, I'VE BEEN
516
00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:27,700
{\an1}WAITING TO BURN THEM BITCHES."
517
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,233
{\an1}HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, THOUGH.
518
00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:37,100
HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
519
00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:37,100
'CAUSE WEED IS GETTING
520
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:39,533
STRONGER EVERY TWO WEEKS.
521
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:41,633
AND THESE NIGGAS
522
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:41,633
AIN'T SENDING OUT MEMOS
523
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,533
OR BULLETINS
524
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,533
OR NOTHING.
525
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,467
THE SHIT JUST STRONG
526
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,467
FOR NO REASON
527
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,467
AND THESE NIGGAS THAT SELL
528
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,467
THE WEED BE HAPPIER
529
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,100
THAN A MOTHER FUCKER
530
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,100
{\an1}TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH STRONGER
531
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,934
THIS SHIT IS THAN
532
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,934
THE LAST SHIT.
533
00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:55,633
{\an1}JUST AS SOON AS THEY SEE YOU,
534
00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:55,633
{\an1}JUST, "NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA.
535
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,600
{\an1}NIGGA, YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT
536
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,600
I GAVE YOU LAST WEEK?
537
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:01,000
NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING.
538
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:01,000
NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING.
539
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,734
IT'S NOTHING, NIGGA.
540
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,734
NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING.
541
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,033
{\an1}THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, NIGGA,
542
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,033
{\an1}THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, NIGGA.
543
00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:10,700
{\an1}RIGHT HERE, THIS SHIT NIGGA.
544
00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:10,700
THIS SHIT HERE, NIGGA."
545
00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:13,867
ALWAYS HAVE SOME
546
00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:13,867
FUCKED UP NAME.
547
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,700
{\an1}"IT'S CRYPTOCHRONICCUNALIKE,
548
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,700
NIGGA."
549
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,633
ALWAYS HAS SOME
550
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,633
FUCKED UP ASS NAME.
551
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,433
"LISTEN, NIGGA, THIS SHIT
552
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,433
HERE, NIGGA.
553
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:26,033
{\an1}THIS SHIT HERE, NIGGA, THIS
554
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:26,033
{\an1}SHIT'S CALLED DEATH, NIGGA."
555
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,667
{\an1}YOU BE LIKE, "NIGGA, THAT DON'T
556
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,667
EVEN SOUND ATTRACTIVE.
557
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,934
WHAT THE--YOU MEAN,
558
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,934
{\an1}I'M GONNA HIT IT AND DIE, NIGGA?
559
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:34,400
IS THAT WHAT--"
560
00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,700
"NO, NIGGA, NOT DEATH,
561
00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,700
NIGGA, DEAF.
562
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:42,033
{\an1}YOU HIT THIS SHIT TWICE, NIGGA,
563
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:42,033
YOU CAN'T HEAR SHIT."
564
00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:45,433
LIKE, "NIGGA, I GOT SHIT
565
00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:45,433
{\an1}TO DO TODAY. WHAT THE FUCK?"
566
00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:48,567
YOUR KIDS BE CALLING YOU
567
00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:48,567
ALL DAY, "DADDY!"
568
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,734
(LAUGHTER)
569
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:59,200
FUCKING AROUND WITH THEM
570
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:59,200
MOTHER FUCKERS.
571
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,133
{\an1}I'M USED TO SMOKING SOME WEED
572
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,133
AND GETTING THE MUNCHIES.
573
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,100
{\an1}THIS NIGGA SOLD ME SOME SHIT
574
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,100
THAT HAD ME LOOKING AT
575
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,233
THE REFRIGERATOR
576
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,233
FOR THREE HOURS.
577
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:08,533
I'M JUST IN THE KITCHEN,
578
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:08,533
{\an1}SITTING ON THE STOVE, JUST--
579
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:10,700
(LAUGHTER)
580
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,066
"I BET YOU IT AIN'T SHIT
581
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,066
{\an1}IN THERE, NIGGA. I BET YOU--"
582
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,867
ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU KNOW
583
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,867
THE WEED IS TOO STRONG
584
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,767
WHEN YOU CAN'T DO SHIT
585
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,767
BUT HIT IT AND LOOK AT IT.
586
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,300
YOU JUST IN
587
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,300
YOUR HOUSE JUST--
588
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,600
"NU-UH, NIGGA, NU-UH,
589
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,600
SOMETHING IN THERE, NIGGA.
590
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,800
SOMETHING IN THERE.
591
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,667
{\an1}WELL, WHY IS IT SPARKLING THEN?
592
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,667
WHY IS IT SPARKLING?"
593
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,166
WEED'LL HELP YOUR
594
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,166
MOTHER FUCKING ASS THOUGH.
595
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,433
{\an1}WEED--YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
596
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,433
THAT YOU DON'T SMOKE WEED
597
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:43,000
{\an1}WITH DUMB NIGGAS 'CAUSE WEED
598
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:43,000
MAKE YOU SMART.
599
00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:46,633
AIN'T NOTHING WORSE
600
00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:46,633
THAN A SMART, DUMB NIGGA.
601
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,500
JUST A NIGGA AT YOUR HOUSE
602
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,500
{\an1}SMART THAN A DUMB MOTHER FUCKER
603
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:52,500
JUST SITTING THERE.
604
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:57,700
"OKAY, THAT'S
605
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:57,700
THE COUCH, RIGHT?
606
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,000
YEAH, I COULD UNDERSTAND
607
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,000
WHY THEY CALL IT A COUCH.
608
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,300
BUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER
609
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,300
HERE, NIGGA.
610
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,233
THIS SHIT
611
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,233
RIGHT HERE, NIGGA.
612
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:12,767
THIS IS
613
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:12,767
A LOVE SEAT, NIGGA.
614
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,767
I CAN'T EVEN SIT ON THIS
615
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,767
IF I AIN'T IN LOVE.
616
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,333
NIGGA, WHAT KIND
617
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,333
OF SHIT IS THAT?"
618
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,734
{\an1}"NIGGA, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT
619
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,734
MY MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE--"
620
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,166
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
621
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,166
WITH WEED.
622
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,133
WEED MAKE YOU NOTICE SHIT
623
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,133
{\an1}YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO NOTICE.
624
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,200
LIKE I DON'T EVEN GIVE
625
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,200
{\an1}A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS NO MORE
626
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,567
'CAUSE I DONE
627
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,567
FIGURED IT OUT.
628
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,967
ALL OF THE GOVERNMENT
629
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,967
IS PIMPS, THEY ALL PIMPS.
630
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,800
{\an1}'CAUSE PIMPS SAY SHIT TO YA
631
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,800
AND THEN DON'T EXPLAIN IT.
632
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,100
THAT'S HOW
633
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,100
OUR GOVERNMENT DO.
634
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,233
A PIMP'LL HAVE A WOMAN
635
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,233
IN THE CAR AND BE LIKE,
636
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,500
"GET OUT THERE
637
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,500
AND SUCK SOME DICK.
638
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,934
WE GONNA TAKE OVER
639
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,934
ALL THE STONE MOUNTAIN."
640
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,800
SHE DON'T ASK NO QUESTION,
641
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,800
SHE JUST,
642
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:40,800
"I DON'T HOW
643
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:40,800
IT'S GONNA WORK,
644
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,400
BUT I'MA DO MY
645
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,400
MOTHER FUCKING PART.
646
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:45,367
I'MA DO WHAT I'M
647
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:45,367
SUPPOSED TO DO."
648
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,200
THAT'S HOW THE FUCK
649
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,200
OUR GOVERNMENT TREAT US.
650
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,033
JUST TELL US SHIT,
651
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,033
DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.
652
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:53,600
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE
653
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:53,600
STILL DOING IN IRAQ?
654
00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:54,734
CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME?
655
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,200
AIN'T WE KILLED
656
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,200
EVERYBODY?
657
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,533
THAT'S WHY I LOVE AMERICA,
658
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,533
WE SOME GOD DAMN BULLIES.
659
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,767
WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
660
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,033
WE BE ON CNN LIKE,
661
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,033
{\an1}"SAY OUR NAME, BITCH, SAY IT.
662
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,467
SAY IT THREE TIMES.
663
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,467
DON'T SAY IT,
664
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,200
{\an1}WE'RE GONNA COME OVER THERE
665
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,200
AND KILL EVERYBODY."
666
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,400
YOU DON'T BELIEVE
667
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,400
WE GANGSTERS?
668
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:11,033
TELL ME WHAT THE IRAQI
669
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:11,033
UNIFORM LOOK LIKE.
670
00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:14,066
DON'T WORRY,
671
00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:14,066
I'LL WAIT.
672
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,734
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T NEVER
673
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,734
SEEN THAT MOTHER FUCKER.
674
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,200
{\an1}WE AIN'T KILLING THEY ARMY,
675
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,200
NIGGA, WE KILLING THEM.
676
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:21,367
{\an1}WE OVER THERE KILLING NIGGAS
677
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:21,367
IN SWEAT PANTS, TANK TOPS,
678
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,133
FLIP FLOPS,
679
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,133
AND A COWBOY HAT.
680
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:27,400
YOU SHOULDN'TVE
681
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:27,400
BEEN TALKING SHIT.
682
00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,300
OUR GOVERNMENT PIMPS,
683
00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,300
THEY GET ON THE NEWS,
684
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,934
{\an1}THEY ACT LIKE WE AIN'T EVEN
685
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,934
{\an1}OVER THERE KILLING REAL PEOPLE.
686
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,266
THEY'LL NEVER GET
687
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,266
ON THE NEWS AND SAY,
688
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,367
"TODAY WE KILLED FOUR MEN,
689
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,367
{\an1}THREE WOMEN, AND TWO CHILDREN."
690
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,133
THEY USE A WORD NIGGAS
691
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,133
CAN'T READILY IDENTIFY.
692
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:43,533
"TODAY WE KILLED
693
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:43,533
A GROUP OF INSURGENTS."
694
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,834
{\an1}NIGGAS BE AT THE HOUSE LIKE,
695
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,834
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW
696
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,133
NO MOTHER FUCKING
697
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,133
INSURGENTS.
698
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,500
YOU CAN KILL ALL THEM
699
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,500
MOTHER FUCKERS.
700
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:53,033
I DON'T HAVE NOT ONE
701
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:53,033
INSURGENT FRIEND."
702
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,867
WEED'LL HELP YOU NOTICE
703
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,867
SHIT LIKE THAT,
704
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,100
BUT YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL
705
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,100
{\an1}WITH THIS SUPER STRONG WEED
706
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,533
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T DO
707
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,533
{\an1}EVERYTHING YOU REGULARLY DO.
708
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,400
IT'S EASY TO GET HIGH,
709
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,400
{\an1}IT IS NOT EASY TO GET UN-HIGH
710
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,967
WHEN YOUR BABY
711
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,967
WALK IN THE ROOM.
712
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,567
NOW YOU IN THE HOUSE
713
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,567
CLEANING UP SHIT
714
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,033
THAT DON'T NEED
715
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,033
TO BE CLEANED. YOU--
716
00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:13,200
(LAUGHTER)
717
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:23,033
{\an1}YOUR BABY BE LIKE, "I DON'T
718
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:23,033
EVEN WANT NOTHING NO MORE.
719
00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:25,467
EVERY TIME IT SMELLS LIKE
720
00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:25,467
PINE CONES IN HERE,
721
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,100
DADDY BE TRIPPING."
722
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,567
YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL,
723
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,567
IF YOU GOT KIDS,
724
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,934
YOU GONNA HAVE TO CUT DOWN
725
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,934
ON YOUR WEED CONSUMPTION.
726
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,166
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
727
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,166
WHAT YOU SAY.
728
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,834
IT'S COOL TO GET HIGH,
729
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,834
IT IS NOT COOL TO GET HIGH
730
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,567
AND EAT UP ALL
731
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,567
YOUR BABY'S CEREAL.
732
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,533
THAT SHIT
733
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,533
IS NOT COOL.
734
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,533
{\an1}YOU WAKE UP, YOUR BABY ALREADY
735
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,533
IN THE KITCHEN CRYING.
736
00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,367
"THANK GOD
737
00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,367
YOU WOKE UP, DADDY.
738
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,700
YOU REMEMBER YOU HAD PUT
739
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,700
THE COCOA PUFFS ON TOP
740
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,967
OF THE FRIGENATOR AND NOW
741
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,967
THEY NOT EVEN UP THERE."
742
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,533
{\an1}NOW YOU SO EMBARRASSED, YOU GOT
743
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,533
{\an1}TO PLAY IF OFF WITH THE NIGGA.
744
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:56,700
YOU--
745
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:03,533
"NIGGA, THEY DAMN SURE
746
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:03,533
AIN'T UP HERE.
747
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:05,900
{\an1}THEM MOTHER FUCKING INSURGENTS
748
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:05,900
DONE COME IN OUR HOUSE
749
00:18:05,934 --> 00:18:08,667
AND STOLE--"
750
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,734
(LAUGHTER
751
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,734
AND APPLAUSE)
752
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:18,834
HOW THE FUCK THEY GIVE ME
753
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:18,834
A CUP BIGGER THAN ME?
754
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:22,233
NIGGA GONNA CLIMB
755
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:22,233
OUT THE CUP.
756
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,233
JUST SAYING, YOU GOT
757
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,233
{\an1}TO BE CAREFUL, LIFE IS SHORT.
758
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,700
{\an1}ENJOY YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE,
759
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,700
DO WHATEVER YOU CAN
760
00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:28,166
FOR YOUR LIFE
761
00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:28,166
TO BE THE SHIT.
762
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,567
I DON'T FUCK WITH NIGGAS
763
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,567
{\an1}THAT DON'T KEEP IT PUSHING.
764
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,533
YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH
765
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,533
NIGGAS THAT DOING BETTER
766
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,066
{\an1}AND BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER
767
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,066
AND BETTER AND BETTER.
768
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,667
STOP FUCKING WITH NIGGAS
769
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,667
{\an1}THAT'S DOING THE SAME SHIT.
770
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,633
I DON'T EVEN GO TO NIGGAS'
771
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,633
BIRTHDAY PARTIES
772
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,900
{\an1}IF THEY DOING THE SAME SHIT
773
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,900
THEY WAS DOING LAST YEAR.
774
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,433
NIGGA, NO, BEEN THERE,
775
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,433
DONE THAT.
776
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,533
SEE YA, PIMPIN'.
777
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:47,834
ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOU
778
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:47,834
{\an1}BEEN SELLING WEED SINCE 1994
779
00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:52,467
AND YOU AIN'T BUMPED UP
780
00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:52,467
TO COCAINE BY 2006, NIGGA,
781
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,300
MAYBE YOU NEED TO BE
782
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,300
A JEHOVAH WITNESS
783
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,700
OR A REAL ESTATE
784
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,700
CONSULTANT.
785
00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:01,066
WE TRYING TO GET IT
786
00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:01,066
PUSHING AROUND HERE.
787
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:05,033
LIFE IS TOO
788
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:05,033
MOTHER FUCKING SHORT.
789
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,834
(LAUGHTER)
790
00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:10,367
LOOK AT ALL
791
00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:10,367
THE DRUG DEALERS.
792
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,533
(LAUGHTER)
793
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,700
JUST SAYING, LIVE YOUR
794
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,700
MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.
795
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,033
YOU GOT TO GET YOUR
796
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,033
MOTHER FUCKING HUSTLE.
797
00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:23,667
{\an1}UNDERSTAND, NIGGAS IS GONNA
798
00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:23,667
HATE YOU REGARDLESS.
799
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,533
GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD,
800
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,533
THAT FANTASY WORLD
801
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:27,433
WHERE NIGGAS
802
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:27,433
AIN'T HATIN' ON YOU.
803
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,834
YOU GOT TO BE GRATEFUL,
804
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,834
YOU NEED HATERS.
805
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,066
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU
806
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,066
COMPLAINING ABOUT?
807
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,533
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU
808
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,533
THINK A HATER'S JOB IS?
809
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,734
TO FUCKING HATE,
810
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,734
SO LET THEM MOTHER FUCKERS
811
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,433
DO THEY GOD DAMN JOB.
812
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,066
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU
813
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,066
COMPLAINING ABOUT?
814
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,400
{\an1}LADIES, IF YOU GOT 14 WOMEN
815
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,400
HATIN' ON YOU,
816
00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,734
YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT
817
00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,734
HOW THE FUCK TO GET TO 16
818
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,166
BEFORE THE SUMMER
819
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,166
GET HERE.
820
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,066
WHAT THE FUCK
821
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,066
IS YOU MAD ABOUT?
822
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,500
FELLAS,
823
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,500
IS YOU GOT 20 HATERS,
824
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,100
YOU NEED 40 OF THEM
825
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,100
MOTHER FUCKERS.
826
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,467
WHAT IS YOU
827
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,467
COMPLAINING ABOUT?
828
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,200
IF THERE'S ANY HATERS
829
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,200
IN HERE RIGHT NOW
830
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,734
THAT DON'T HAVE NOBODY
831
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,734
TO HATE ON,
832
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,400
FEEL FREE TO
833
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,400
HATE ON ME.
834
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,767
SIT BACK THERE AND SAY
835
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,767
MY HAIR AIN'T LUXURIOUS
836
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,467
WHEN YOU KNOW
837
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,467
IT IS, BITCH.
838
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,166
(LAUGHTER
839
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,166
AND APPLAUSE)
840
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,900
DIPSET, DIPSET.
841
00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:12,533
I'M ENJOYING MY
842
00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:12,533
MOTHER FUCKING LIFE,
843
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,100
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING,
844
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,100
{\an1}I ADVISE YOU TO DO THE SAME.
845
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,500
DO SHIT
846
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,500
THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.
847
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,967
GO OUT AND GET YOU SOME
848
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,967
WHITE FRIENDS.
849
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,834
GET YOU SOME WHITE
850
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,834
MOTHER FUCKING FRIENDS.
851
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,066
YOU AIN'T GOT
852
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,066
TO SLEEP WITH 'EM,
853
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,967
BUT YOU GONNA NEED
854
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,967
THEM MOTHER FUCKERS.
855
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,100
IF YOU GO TO JAIL
856
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,100
{\an1}AND CALL YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS,
857
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,834
THESE MOTHER FUCKERS
858
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,834
WILL INTERROGATE YOU MORE
859
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:31,266
THAN THE GOD DAMN
860
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:31,266
POLICE DID.
861
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,633
THEY'LL HAVE YOUR ASS
862
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,633
ON THE PHONE,
863
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,800
"WHERE THE FUCK
864
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,800
WAS YOU AT?
865
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,433
WHAT THE FUCK
866
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,433
WAS YOU DOING?
867
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,400
WHY THE FUCK
868
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,400
YOU AIN'T CALL ME?"
869
00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,266
NOT YOUR WHITE FRIENDS,
870
00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,266
{\an1}THEM MOTHER FUCKERS'LL BE THERE
871
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,767
BY THE TIME YOU
872
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,767
HANG UP THE PHONE
873
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,000
AND THEY'LL BE MADDER
874
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,000
THAN YOU.
875
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,900
"JUST WHAT THE FUCK
876
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,900
DID HE DO?
877
00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:49,033
MURDER?
878
00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:49,033
MURDERED WHO?
879
00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:50,600
{\an1}LOOK, I'VE FUCKING KNOWN HIM
880
00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:50,600
FOR TWO WEEKS,
881
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:53,500
HE WOULDN'T FUCKING
882
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:53,500
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT."
883
00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:55,133
GOTTA LOVE WHITE PEOPLE,
884
00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:55,133
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
885
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,066
WHAT YOU SAY,
886
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,066
WHITE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDLY.
887
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,233
YOU CAN CALL THEM
888
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,233
MOTHER FUCKERS UP
889
00:20:58,266 --> 00:20:59,667
AT THREE O'CLOCK
890
00:20:58,266 --> 00:20:59,667
IN THE MORNING
891
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,700
{\an1}WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND THEY
892
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,700
WON'T EVEN BE MAD AT YOU.
893
00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:03,734
THEY DONE--
894
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,033
"HELLO?
895
00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:07,834
NO, I'M SORRY,
896
00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:07,834
NO SHAQUITA HERE.
897
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,834
WELL, WHAT NUMBER
898
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,834
DID YOU DIAL?
899
00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:13,233
NO, IT'S A NINE,
900
00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:13,233
NOT A SEVEN.
901
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,500
WELL, TRY IT,
902
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,500
IF IT DOESN'T WORK,
903
00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:17,367
CALL ME BACK.
904
00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:17,367
{\an1}WE'LL FIGURE THIS THING OUT."
905
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,367
(LAUGHTER)
906
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,100
GOTTA LOVE
907
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,100
WHITE PEOPLE.
908
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,667
IT'S THANKS TO
909
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,667
WHITE PEOPLE WE KNOW
910
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,166
ANYTHING ABOUT
911
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,166
WILD ANIMALS.
912
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,600
DO YOU REALIZE THAT NIGGAS
913
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,600
HAVE NEVER IN THE HISTORY
914
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,367
OF NIGGADOM DISCOVERED
915
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,367
A WILD ANIMAL, NOT ONE.
916
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,734
{\an1}NOT A WILD PIT BULL, NOTHING,
917
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,734
'CAUSE WE TOO CAUTIOUS.
918
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:38,133
NIGGAS DON'T
919
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:38,133
DISCOVER SHIT.
920
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,000
WE DON'T GET
921
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,000
CLOSE ENOUGH TO DISCOVER.
922
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,633
NIGGAS TAKE
923
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,633
NO CHANCES.
924
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,600
"WAIT, NIGGA, IS THAT
925
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,600
A ROTTWEILER OR A BEAR?
926
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,367
NIGGA, GO, GO, NO GO,
927
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,367
FUCK THAT, GO."
928
00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:53,700
WHITE PEOPLE THOUGH,
929
00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:53,700
LET ME SAY THIS,
930
00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:54,934
Y'ALL NEED SOME
931
00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:54,934
NIGGA FRIENDS.
932
00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,367
GET YOU SOME
933
00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,367
NIGGA FRIENDS.
934
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,066
{\an1}JUST DON'T EVER, EVER CALL 'EM
935
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,066
"YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS".
936
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,867
DON'T EVER--
937
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,200
THAT'LL FUCK
938
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,200
THE RELATIONSHIP UP.
939
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:05,433
"THERE'S
940
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:05,433
MY NIGGA FRIEND.
941
00:22:05,467 --> 00:22:08,567
YOU GUYS SAY IT
942
00:22:05,467 --> 00:22:08,567
ALL THE TIME. WHAT--"
943
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,300
WHITE PEOPLE, YOU NEED
944
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,300
YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS
945
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:14,133
SO THEY CAN TELL YOU
946
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:14,133
{\an1}WHEN SHIT IS NOT APPROPRIATE.
947
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,967
{\an1}FIRST OF ALL, WHITE PEOPLE,
948
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,967
PLEASE STOP PUTTING
949
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,200
THEM LITTLE BLUE LEASHES
950
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,200
ON YOUR CHILDREN.
951
00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:20,367
PLEASE,
952
00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:20,367
STOP DOING THAT.
953
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,533
THAT IS ONLY
954
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,533
ENTERTAINMENT FOR NIGGAS.
955
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:25,667
THAT'S ALL THAT IS, WE BE
956
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:25,667
{\an1}EXCITED THAN A MOTHER FUCKER.
957
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:30,266
SAY,
958
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:30,266
"LOOK AT 'EM, LOOK."
959
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,233
{\an1}THAT'S WHY WHITE KIDS GROW UP
960
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,233
AND KILL EVERYBODY
961
00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:34,233
IN THE GOD DAMN SCHOOL
962
00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:34,233
{\an1}'CAUSE YOU DONE TREATED 'EM
963
00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:36,800
LIKE A GERMAN SHEPHERD
964
00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:36,800
EVER SINCE THEY WAS THREE.
965
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:38,767
THEY BE IN STORE LIKE,
966
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:38,767
"OOH, I WANT--"
967
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,100
(LAUGHTER)
968
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,567
LOOK AT NIGGAS LAUGHING
969
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,567
LIKE WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
970
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,400
TO DO WITH OUR KIDS.
971
00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:57,266
{\an1}WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
972
00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:57,266
{\an1}TO DO WITH OUR KIDS NEITHER.
973
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,667
LOOK, I KNOW ALL COMICS
974
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,667
COME ON STAGE AND SAY
975
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,734
{\an1}YOU NEED TO BEAT YOUR KIDS,
976
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,734
BUT AS A FATHER,
977
00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:04,567
LET ME JUST SAY PUBLICLY,
978
00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:04,567
MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP
979
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,934
BEATING OUR KIDS.
980
00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:10,166
PUBLICLY.
981
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,600
WE ARE TIRED OF GOING
982
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,600
TO THE GROCERY STORE
983
00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:13,800
TO SEE YOU BEAT
984
00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:13,800
{\an1}YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BABIES.
985
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:15,333
MAYBE YOUR BABY
986
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:15,333
AIN'T BAD, BITCH.
987
00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:17,667
MAYBE YOU'S A BAD MOTHER,
988
00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:17,667
{\an1}DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT,
989
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,333
YOU RETARDED
990
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,333
MOTHER FUCKER?
991
00:23:19,367 --> 00:23:22,000
{\an1}THAT IS A TODDLER, YOUR BABY'S
992
00:23:19,367 --> 00:23:22,000
SUPPOSED TO LIKE SKITTLES,
993
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,900
YOU IGNORANT BITCH!
994
00:23:23,934 --> 00:23:25,433
AS SOON AS YOUR BABY
995
00:23:23,934 --> 00:23:25,433
TOUCH THE SKITTLES,
996
00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:30,066
YOU, "WHAT THE FUCK
997
00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:30,066
DID I TELL YOUR MOTHER--
998
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,333
WHAT DID I SAY
999
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,333
IN THE CAR, BITCH?
1000
00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:34,133
WHAT DID I SAY IN
1001
00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:34,133
THE MOTHER FUCKING CAR?"
1002
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:35,400
WHITE PEOPLE'LL BE LIKE,
1003
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:35,400
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
1004
00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:37,700
"BITCH, YOU'RE NEXT!
1005
00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:37,700
WHAT THE FUCK!"
1006
00:23:37,734 --> 00:23:40,033
(LAUGHTER)
1007
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,367
GOTTA LOVE
1008
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,367
WHITE PEOPLE.
1009
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,900
GOTTA FUCKING LOVE 'EM,
1010
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,900
BUT WHITE PEOPLE,
1011
00:23:49,934 --> 00:23:52,767
YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS,
1012
00:23:49,934 --> 00:23:52,767
THEY CAN HELP YOU.
1013
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,834
WHERE ARE MY SPANISH
1014
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,834
PEOPLE AT?
1015
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,033
WHERE
1016
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,033
THE SPANISH PEOPLE?
1017
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,900
WE GOT TO THANK
1018
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,900
{\an1}ALL 17 OF Y'ALL FOR COMING.
1019
00:23:57,934 --> 00:23:59,800
WE APPRECIATE THAT.
1020
00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,867
I KNOW MOST OF YOU
1021
00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,867
{\an1}MOTHER FUCKERS ROLL TOGETHER.
1022
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,767
Y'ALL MOTHER FUCKERS
1023
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,767
ARE EFFICIENT.
1024
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,166
YOU EVER SEEN THEM
1025
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,166
COME TO CLUB?
1026
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,367
THERE BE 39 OF THEM MOTHER
1027
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,367
{\an1}FUCKERS IN THE SAME CAR JUST--
1028
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,533
(LAUGHTER)
1029
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,800
LIKE, "BITCH, THAT IS
1030
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,800
A FORD FOCUS.
1031
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:24,533
HOW MANY MOTHER FUCKERS
1032
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:24,533
IS IN THERE?"
1033
00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:26,700
(LAUGHTER)
1034
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,567
BUT YOU NEED
1035
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,567
YOUR SPANISH FRIENDS.
1036
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,767
DON'T NOBODY PARTY
1037
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,767
LIKE THEM MOTHER FUCKERS.
1038
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,100
NOBODY IN THE WORLD
1039
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,100
{\an1}PARTY LIKE THEM MOTHER FUCKERS
1040
00:24:41,133 --> 00:24:43,000
{\an1}'CAUSE THEY DON'T NEED SHIT
1041
00:24:41,133 --> 00:24:43,000
THAT NIGGAS NEED.
1042
00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:45,734
THEY DON'T NEED
1043
00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:45,734
INVITATIONS OR STREAMERS
1044
00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:47,467
OR BALLOONS OR NOTHING.
1045
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,233
THEM MOTHER FUCKERS
1046
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,233
ONLY NEED A FRONT YARD
1047
00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:52,300
{\an1}AND SOME MOTHER FUCKING CORONA
1048
00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:52,300
AND THEM MOTHER FUCKERS--
1049
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,467
(LAUGHTER)
1050
00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,400
NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN GO
1051
00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,400
TO THEY PARTIES
1052
00:24:57,433 --> 00:25:00,100
'CAUSE THEY DON'T
1053
00:24:57,433 --> 00:25:00,100
NEVER END.
1054
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,233
FUCK, YOU HAVE A PARTY
1055
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,233
LAST THREE AND A HALF
1056
00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:03,800
MOTHER FUCKING MONTHS,
1057
00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:03,800
JUST GOT NIGGAS
1058
00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:05,834
IN THERE HOSTAGE.
1059
00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:05,834
JUST--
1060
00:25:05,867 --> 00:25:08,166
(LAUGHTER)
1061
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,033
"I WANT TO GO HOME,
1062
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,033
NIGGA, THIS IS--"
1063
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,767
{\an1}SPANISH PEOPLE, YOU GOT TO GET
1064
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,767
YOU SOME NIGGA FRIENDS TOO
1065
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,467
SO THEY CAN TELL YOU
1066
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,467
{\an1}WHEN SHIT IS NOT APPROPRIATE.
1067
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,633
{\an1}WE ARE TIRED OF GOING TO THE
1068
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,633
{\an1}LAUNDROMAT TO SEE YOU IN THERE.
1069
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:30,433
YOUR BABY GIRL IS ALL
1070
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:30,433
OF SEVEN YEARS OLD,
1071
00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:33,734
{\an1}THIS BITCH HAS ON A WEDDING
1072
00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:33,734
DRESS AND SOCCER SHOES.
1073
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:36,500
WHERE THE FUCK
1074
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:36,500
IS SHE GOING?!
1075
00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:38,834
IS SHE MARRYING BLEACH?!
1076
00:25:38,867 --> 00:25:41,166
(LAUGHTER)
1077
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,834
ALL I'M SAYING
1078
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,834
{\an1}SPANISH PEOPLE, IS IF YOU ARE
1079
00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:53,900
PUSHING A STROLLER
1080
00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:53,900
THROUGH THE MALL
1081
00:25:53,934 --> 00:25:57,734
{\an1}AND YOUR CHILD'S FEET CAN TOUCH
1082
00:25:53,934 --> 00:25:57,734
{\an1}THE GROUND OUT THE STROLLER,
1083
00:25:57,767 --> 00:26:00,233
LET LITTLE ESE
1084
00:25:57,767 --> 00:26:00,233
WALK THEN.
1085
00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:02,934
THIS MOTHER FUCKER'S
1086
00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:02,934
13 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD
1087
00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:05,233
WITH A CIGARETTE
1088
00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:05,233
AND A SIDEKICK.
1089
00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:07,533
"PUSH IT FASTER,
1090
00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:07,533
ESE."
1091
00:26:13,133 --> 00:26:15,734
ALL I'M SAYING IS LIFE
1092
00:26:13,133 --> 00:26:15,734
IS TOO SHORT FOR RACISM.
1093
00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:17,800
WE ALL GOT
1094
00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:17,800
MOTHER FUCKING PROBLEMS,
1095
00:26:17,834 --> 00:26:20,133
BUT WE CAN LEARN,
1096
00:26:17,834 --> 00:26:20,133
WE COULD LEARN.
1097
00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,333
JUST, NIGGAS, JUST--
1098
00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,333
FUCK THAT.
1099
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:27,900
{\an1}JUST DON'T TRY TO DO EVERYTHING
1100
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:27,900
WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS.
1101
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,600
DON'T GET DRUNK
1102
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,600
WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS.
1103
00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:32,100
CAN'T DO IT.
1104
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:33,800
CAN'T FUCKING DO IT,
1105
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:33,800
{\an1}THEY DON'T DRINK LIKE NIGGAS.
1106
00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,400
NIGGAS, WE ARE
1107
00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,400
VERY CONSISTENT.
1108
00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:37,300
{\an1}IF A NIGGA DRINK HENNESSEY,
1109
00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:37,300
THAT WHAT THE FUCK
1110
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,400
THAT NIGGA DRINK.
1111
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,400
THAT'S WHAT HE DRINK.
1112
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,000
HENNESSEY, YOU AIN'T GOTTA
1113
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,000
KEEP ASKING HIM.
1114
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,166
THAT'S WHAT HE DRINK
1115
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,166
ON MONDAY, WEDNESDAY,
1116
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:48,133
FRIDAY, HIS BIRTHDAY,
1117
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:48,133
{\an1}JESUS' BIRTHDAY, HENNESSEY.
1118
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:50,400
{\an1}IF THEY DON'T HAVE HENNESSEY,
1119
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:50,400
HE WILL TAKE REMY
1120
00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:53,934
AS A BACK-UP,
1121
00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:53,934
THAT'S AS FAR AS IT GOES.
1122
00:26:53,967 --> 00:26:56,166
WHITE PEOPLE DON'T CARE
1123
00:26:53,967 --> 00:26:56,166
WHAT THEY DRINK.
1124
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,734
ALL THEY CARE ABOUT
1125
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,734
IS WHAT THEY SAID
1126
00:26:57,767 --> 00:26:59,433
WHEN THEY WAS LEAVING
1127
00:26:57,767 --> 00:26:59,433
THE HOUSE.
1128
00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:03,066
"TONIGHT,
1129
00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:03,066
WE'RE GETTING FUCKED UP!"
1130
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,233
(LAUGHTER)
1131
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,767
IT'S ALL THE FUCK
1132
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,767
THEY CARE ABOUT.
1133
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,633
{\an1}THEM MOTHER FUCKERS--AND YOU
1134
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,633
GOT TO BE CAREFUL, NIGGAS,
1135
00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:11,967
'CAUSE THEY TRICKY.
1136
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,166
WHITE PEOPLE LIKE TO
1137
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,166
BUY THE DRINK.
1138
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,767
AS A NIGGA, WE ARE NOT
1139
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,767
PREPARED TO TURN DOWN
1140
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,300
A FREE GOD DAMN DRINK.
1141
00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:19,900
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
1142
00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:19,900
WHAT IT US, LIKE,
1143
00:27:19,934 --> 00:27:22,166
"THIS IS UNLEADED?
1144
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,000
THAT'S SPICIER
1145
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,000
THAN A MOTHER FUCKER.
1146
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:27,166
NIGGA, I LIKE THAT."
1147
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,567
I HAD TO FIND OUT
1148
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,567
THE HARD WAY.
1149
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,834
I'M DRINKING WITH
1150
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,834
SOME WHITE PEOPLE,
1151
00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,233
THEY BUYING ME THESE
1152
00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,233
GOD DAMN DRINKS.
1153
00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:32,633
THE SHIT WAS DELICIOUS.
1154
00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,934
IT WAS CALLED ZAMBOOKI
1155
00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,934
AND I SHOULDA KNOWN,
1156
00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:36,834
THAT DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE
1157
00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:36,834
NO SHIT A NIGGA
1158
00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,633
SHOULD BE DRINKING
1159
00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,633
ANY GOD DAMN WAY.
1160
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:41,600
SOUND LIKE ONE OF MY
1161
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:41,600
{\an1}AFRICAN COUSINS OR SOME SHIT.
1162
00:27:41,633 --> 00:27:42,533
{\an1}BUT THE SHIT WAS DELICIOUS,
1163
00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:46,000
{\an1}BUT IT WAS COFFEE AND ALCOHOL
1164
00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:46,000
TOGETHER.
1165
00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,567
I WAS KNOCKING
1166
00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,567
THEM BITCHES BACK.
1167
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,533
{\an1}IT WASN'T TILL I GOT FUCKED UP
1168
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,533
{\an1}THAT I REALIZED THAT MAYBE...
1169
00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:54,200
(LAUGHTER)
1170
00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:57,900
MAYBE THIS IS NOT
1171
00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:57,900
{\an1}THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF SHIT
1172
00:27:57,934 --> 00:27:59,500
FOR A NIGGA TO BE
1173
00:27:57,934 --> 00:27:59,500
FUCKED UP ON
1174
00:27:59,533 --> 00:28:01,500
'CAUSE NOW I'M FUCKED UP.
1175
00:27:59,533 --> 00:28:01,500
I'M AT THE HOUSE
1176
00:28:01,533 --> 00:28:05,266
AND NIGGA IS FUCKED UP,
1177
00:28:01,533 --> 00:28:05,266
BUT I CAN'T PASS OUT.
1178
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,166
I'M JUST IN THE HOUSE,
1179
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,166
"NIGGA, I AM FUCKED UP.
1180
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,400
NAH, I'M COOL, NIGGA,
1181
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,400
I'M COOL, NIGGA, I'M COOL.
1182
00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:12,233
FUCK THAT.
1183
00:28:12,266 --> 00:28:16,333
LET'S GET
1184
00:28:12,266 --> 00:28:16,333
THE DAY STARTED."
1185
00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:19,266
{\an1}WE GOT TO START HAVING FUN LIKE
1186
00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:19,266
{\an1}WHITE PEOPLE HAVE FUN THOUGH.
1187
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,000
{\an1}WE BE THINKING WHITE PEOPLE
1188
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,000
CAN'T DANCE.
1189
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,867
WHITE PEOPLE BE TOO
1190
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,867
FUCKED UP TO DANCE.
1191
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:25,133
THAT'S HOW NIGGAS
1192
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:25,133
USED TO DO.
1193
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,700
REMEMBER WE USED TO GO TO
1194
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,700
{\an1}THE CLUB AND HAVE FUN AND SHIT?
1195
00:28:27,734 --> 00:28:28,800
NIGGA USED TO GO
1196
00:28:27,734 --> 00:28:28,800
AND HAVE FUN.
1197
00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,767
WE CAN'T HAVE FUN.
1198
00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,767
{\an1}NOW, NIGGAS JUST IN THE CLUB
1199
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,934
WATCHING OTHER NIGGAS
1200
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,934
AND SHIT.
1201
00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:34,033
JUST WAITING ON SOME SHIT
1202
00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:34,033
TO POP OFF.
1203
00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:36,567
GET REAL HIGH
1204
00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:36,567
{\an1}AND GO TO THE CLUB NEXT TIME
1205
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,200
'CAUSE THAT FUCK IT
1206
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,200
{\an1}IN YOUR SYSTEM'LL HELP YOU OUT.
1207
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,233
JUST GO IN THE CLUB
1208
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,233
AND MAKE UP YOUR OWN
1209
00:28:41,266 --> 00:28:43,200
MOTHER FUCKING DANCE
1210
00:28:41,266 --> 00:28:43,200
AND SEE HOW MUCH FUN
1211
00:28:43,233 --> 00:28:45,467
YOUR GOD DAMN ASS HAVE
1212
00:28:43,233 --> 00:28:45,467
WHILE MOTHER FUCKER
1213
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,767
IS WATCHING YOU.
1214
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,000
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1215
00:28:50,033 --> 00:28:51,400
YEAH, LIKE WHEN
1216
00:28:50,033 --> 00:28:51,400
THAT SONG COME ON,
1217
00:28:51,433 --> 00:28:53,133
JUST WALK IN THE CLUB.
1218
00:28:51,433 --> 00:28:53,133
GET REAL HIGH
1219
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,233
AND WALK IN
1220
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,233
{\an1}AND MAKE UP YOUR OWN DANCE.
1221
00:28:56,266 --> 00:29:40,967
{\an9}♪
1222
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,734
(LAUGHTER)
1223
00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:45,700
I'M JUST SAYING,
1224
00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:45,700
{\an1}HAVE SOME FUN IN YOUR LIFE.
1225
00:29:45,734 --> 00:29:48,500
LIFE IS SHORT.
1226
00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:50,500
(CHEERING)
1227
00:30:11,934 --> 00:30:13,266
-CAN I DO IT ONE TIME
1228
00:30:11,934 --> 00:30:13,266
FOR THE FOLKS?
1229
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:15,133
-ONE TIME
1230
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:15,133
FOR THE FOLKS.
1231
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,900
-CAN I GET
1232
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,900
A YEAH?!
1233
00:30:16,934 --> 00:30:18,467
(OFFSCREEN)
1234
00:30:16,934 --> 00:30:18,467
-CROWD: YEAH!
1235
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,133
-CAN I GET
1236
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,133
A YEAH?
1237
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,133
(OFFSCREEN)
1238
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,133
-CROWD: YEAH!
1239
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,900
-CAN I GET
1240
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,900
A WHAT?!
1241
00:30:22,934 --> 00:30:23,667
-WHAT!
1242
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:24,967
-CAN I GET
1243
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:24,967
A WHAT?!
1244
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,867
(OFFSCREEN)
1245
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,867
-CROWD: WHAT!
1246
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,133
-WE'LL LIKE TO GET
1247
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,133
A OKAY!
1248
00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,834
(OFFSCREEN)
1249
00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,834
-CROWD: OKAY!
1250
00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:32,000
-ATL, HOLLER!
1251
00:30:32,033 --> 00:30:34,166
(CHEERING)
1252
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:45,967
-YOU GOTTA GO IN THE GYM
1253
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:45,967
{\an1}AND LISTEN TO THAT NIGGA MUSIC.
1254
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,033
THAT NIGGA'S MUSIC
1255
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,033
GETS YOU FUCKED UP.
1256
00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:51,367
BE IN A ROOM FULL
1257
00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:51,367
{\an1}OF STRANGERS, TALKING ABOUT,
1258
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,633
"FUCK THEM
1259
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,633
NIGGAS ON THE SOUTH SIDE."
1260
00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:55,800
(LAUGHTER)
1261
00:30:58,033 --> 00:30:59,567
"NIGGA, WHERE IS
1262
00:30:58,033 --> 00:30:59,567
MY COMPASS?
1263
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,433
WHERE IS MY
1264
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,433
COMPASS?
1265
00:31:01,467 --> 00:31:03,433
I THOUGHT--"
1266
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,867
JUST SAYING, YOU GO TO
1267
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,867
{\an1}ENJOY YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.
1268
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,700
LIFE IS TOO FUCKING SHORT
1269
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,700
FOR BULLSHIT.
1270
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:12,266
I'M IN HOLLYWOOD NOW,
1271
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:12,266
{\an1}I'M FINDING OUT MOST OF THE SHIT
1272
00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:15,100
I THOUGHT WAS REAL
1273
00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:15,100
AIN'T EVEN REAL.
1274
00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:17,867
I MET DMX NINE MONTHS AGO,
1275
00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:17,867
THIS NIGGA IS TWO INCHES
1276
00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:20,567
TALLER THEM ME.
1277
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,934
I DON'T KNOW WHY THE FUCK
1278
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,934
I THOUGHT THAT NIGGA
1279
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,300
WAS 6'12"
1280
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,300
OR SOMETHING.
1281
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,367
THAT NIGGA
1282
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,367
IS MY SIZE.
1283
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,633
AND HE REALLY TALK
1284
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,633
LIKE THAT.
1285
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:27,533
WE IN THE RESTAURANT,
1286
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:27,533
HE,
1287
00:31:27,567 --> 00:31:29,433
"HEY, BITCH!
1288
00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:31,400
CAN I GET SOME WATER
1289
00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:31,400
AND SOME LEMON?!"
1290
00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:36,000
"NIGGA, WHY
1291
00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:36,000
ARE YOU HOLLERING?
1292
00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:40,066
WE IN A RESTAURANT,
1293
00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:40,066
NIGGA, DON'T NOBODY--"
1294
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,400
YOU KNOW THAT NIGGA
1295
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,400
WASN'T SHIT IN SCHOOL.
1296
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,600
COULDN'T CHEAT AT ALL,
1297
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,600
JUST, "HEY, BITCH!
1298
00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:47,433
WHAT'S THE ANSWER
1299
00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:47,433
TO NUMBER SEVEN?!"
1300
00:31:47,467 --> 00:31:49,533
"NIGGA, YOU NEED TO BE
1301
00:31:47,467 --> 00:31:49,533
IN THE SPECIAL CLASS.
1302
00:31:49,567 --> 00:31:51,367
WHAT THE FUCK IS--"
1303
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,367
(LAUGHTER)
1304
00:31:57,667 --> 00:32:00,433
I MET OMARION, THIS NIGGA
1305
00:31:57,667 --> 00:32:00,433
IS THE KING OF DANCING
1306
00:32:00,467 --> 00:32:02,633
{\an1}FOR A MOTHER FUCKING REASON
1307
00:32:00,467 --> 00:32:02,633
'CAUSE ALL WHILE
1308
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,633
YOU TRYING TO TALK TO THIS
1309
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,633
SIMPLE MOTHER FUCKER,
1310
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:07,700
HE IS PRACTICING
1311
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:07,700
HIS GOD DAMN DANCE MOVES.
1312
00:32:07,734 --> 00:32:10,433
I'M TRYING TO HAVE
1313
00:32:07,734 --> 00:32:10,433
{\an1}A CONVERSATION, THIS MOTHER--
1314
00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:12,600
(LAUGHTER)
1315
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,567
"OH, TOUCH."
1316
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,567
"TOUCH WHAT, NIGGA?
1317
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,734
THIS IS--"
1318
00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:21,867
I MET SHAQUILLE O'NEAL,
1319
00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:21,867
I WAS SO MOTHER FUCKING
1320
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,333
HAPPY TO MEET
1321
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,333
THAT NIGGA.
1322
00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:25,600
THEN I FIND OUT I CAN'T BE
1323
00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:25,600
{\an1}THIS NIGGA'S FRIEND IN PUBLIC
1324
00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:27,467
'CAUSE HE JUST TOO
1325
00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:27,467
MOTHER FUCKING TALL.
1326
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,400
HOW THE FUCKING LOOK--
1327
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,400
{\an1}I'M TRYING TO CONGRATULATE YOU
1328
00:32:29,433 --> 00:32:32,700
ON A GOOD GAME AND YOU GOT
1329
00:32:29,433 --> 00:32:32,700
{\an1}YOUR DICK ALL ON MY FOREHEAD.
1330
00:32:32,734 --> 00:32:35,033
(LAUGHTER)
1331
00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:46,367
THIS IS BULLSHIT,
1332
00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:46,367
NIGGA.
1333
00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:53,734
{\an1}AND HE SAID IF YOU IN THE ATL
1334
00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:53,734
AND A NIGGA DOIN' DRUGS
1335
00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:57,200
IN THE ATL, THE NIGGA
1336
00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:57,200
AT LEAST EXCUSE HIS SELF.
1337
00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,266
GO TO THE BATHROOM
1338
00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,266
OR SOME SHIT.
1339
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,967
{\an1}NIGGAS IN HOLLYWOOD JUST DO
1340
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,967
{\an1}THE DRUGS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
1341
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,900
AND ACT LIKE
1342
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,900
AIN'T SHIT HAPPENED.
1343
00:33:03,934 --> 00:33:05,166
YOU IN THE MIDDLE
1344
00:33:03,934 --> 00:33:05,166
OF A GOD DAMN MEETING,
1345
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,533
THEY, "YEAH, SO WHAT WE'RE
1346
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,533
GONNA DO IS WE'RE GONNA DO
1347
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,934
THE MOVIE WITH YOU
1348
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,934
AND WE'RE GONNA--
1349
00:33:07,967 --> 00:33:09,533
WE'RE GONNA GO BACK--"
1350
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:11,700
(LAUGHTER)
1351
00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:18,934
"NIGGA, DID YOU KNOW
1352
00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:18,934
THAT I CAN SEE YOU?
1353
00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:21,433
NIGGA, YOU RIGHT THERE,
1354
00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:21,433
IT'S ON YOUR NOSE.
1355
00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:22,700
NIGGA, WHAT?"
1356
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,700
MOTHER FUCKERS'LL BE GAY
1357
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,700
IN HOLLYWOOD
1358
00:33:30,734 --> 00:33:32,200
YOU NEVER FUCKING
1359
00:33:30,734 --> 00:33:32,200
EXPECTED.
1360
00:33:32,233 --> 00:33:34,066
THEY BE HAVING THESE
1361
00:33:32,233 --> 00:33:34,066
BIG ASS MANSION PARTIES.
1362
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,433
AND THE MANSION PARTY,
1363
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,433
{\an1}THE WHOLE MANSION IS A PARTY
1364
00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:38,700
{\an1}AND THEN IT'S A SEPARATE PARTY
1365
00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:38,700
IN THE LITTLE ROOMS.
1366
00:33:38,734 --> 00:33:40,400
I AIN'T BEEN FAMOUS
1367
00:33:38,734 --> 00:33:40,400
THAT GOD DAMN LONG.
1368
00:33:40,433 --> 00:33:43,000
{\an1}I'M EXCITED THAN A MOTHER FUCKER
1369
00:33:40,433 --> 00:33:43,000
{\an1}TO BE AT THE MANSION PARTY.
1370
00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:45,166
YOU BE LOOKING IN ALL
1371
00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:45,166
THE GOD DAMN ROOMS
1372
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,467
{\an1}AND YOU FUCK AROUND AND LOOK
1373
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,467
{\an1}IN THE WRONG ROOM AND SHIT.
1374
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,467
(LAUGHTER)
1375
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:03,900
"NIGGA, COME HERE.
1376
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:03,900
COME HERE.
1377
00:34:03,934 --> 00:34:06,166
IS THAT
1378
00:34:03,934 --> 00:34:06,166
TWO NIGGAS KISSING?
1379
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,133
IS ONE OF THEM NIGGAS
1380
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,133
PROFESSOR OBI?
1381
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,934
HE CAME OUT THE CLOSET!
1382
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,934
HE CAME OUT THE CLOSET!
1383
00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:18,700
OH MY GOD,
1384
00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:18,700
A RUBBER, RUBBER!"
1385
00:34:18,734 --> 00:34:23,600
SHUT THE GOD DAMN DOOR.
1386
00:34:23,633 --> 00:34:25,467
ALL I'M SAYING IS,
1387
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:29,266
OUR COUNTRY IS IN
1388
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:29,266
TURMOIL RIGHT NOW.
1389
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,400
REAL NIGGAS
1390
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,400
VERSE BITCH NIGGAS.
1391
00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:34,133
{\an1}AND BITCH NIGGAS IS GETTING
1392
00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:34,133
{\an1}STRONG THAN A MOTHER FUCKER.
1393
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,200
THESE MOTHER FUCKERS
1394
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,200
GOT POWER AND SHIT.
1395
00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:38,266
UNDERSTAND IT,
1396
00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:38,266
THE GAME AIN'T THE SAME.
1397
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:42,633
MARTHA STEWART AND LIL KIM
1398
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:42,633
BOTH HAD TO GO TO PRISON.
1399
00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:44,967
TO PRISON, NOW LET'S LOOK
1400
00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:44,967
AT THE CRIME.
1401
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,900
FUCK THEM,
1402
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,900
LOOK AT THE CRIME.
1403
00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,300
MARTHA STEWART,
1404
00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,300
THIS WAS HER CRIME.
1405
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,333
THE BITCH HAD HER MONEY
1406
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,333
IN AN ACCOUNT,
1407
00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:51,900
{\an1}A MOTHER FUCKER CAME UP TO HER
1408
00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:51,900
AND WAS LIKE,
1409
00:34:51,934 --> 00:34:55,433
"PSST, PSST.
1410
00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:57,300
MARTHA.
1411
00:34:57,333 --> 00:35:00,934
{\an1}IF YOU DON'T MOVE YOUR MONEY,
1412
00:34:57,333 --> 00:35:00,934
{\an1}BITCH, IT'S GONNA BE GONE."
1413
00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:02,800
AND SHE MOVED
1414
00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:02,800
HER MOTHER FUCKING MONEY.
1415
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:06,000
{\an1}NOW MAYBE IN THE WHITE FAMILY'S
1416
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:06,000
{\an1}HOUSEHOLD THIS IS A FELONY,
1417
00:35:06,033 --> 00:35:08,800
BUT TO NIGGAS THIS IS
1418
00:35:06,033 --> 00:35:08,800
A MOTHER FUCKING HOOK-UP.
1419
00:35:08,834 --> 00:35:12,734
{\an1}AND IF NIGGAS IS GOING TO JAIL
1420
00:35:08,834 --> 00:35:12,734
OVER A HOOK-UP...
1421
00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:21,233
LIL KIM WENT TO JAIL
1422
00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:21,233
FOR NOT SNITCHING.
1423
00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:22,667
GIVE YOU THAT
1424
00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:22,667
ONE MORE 'GAIN.
1425
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:27,266
{\an1}NOT SNITCHING, FOR DOING WHAT
1426
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:27,266
YOUR MAMA TOLD YOU TO DO.
1427
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,200
DIDN'T YOUR MAMA EVER SAY,
1428
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,200
"STOP TATTLE-TALING
1429
00:35:29,233 --> 00:35:30,967
ALL THE
1430
00:35:29,233 --> 00:35:30,967
MOTHER FUCKING TIME.
1431
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,433
DON'T NOBODY LIKE
1432
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,433
A TATTLE-TALE."
1433
00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:34,734
THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK
1434
00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:34,734
SHE WENT TO PRISON FOR.
1435
00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:37,633
MEANWHILE, MICHAEL JACKSON
1436
00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:37,633
{\an1}IS FREE THAN A MOTHER FUCKER
1437
00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:39,367
SMELLING LIKE LITTLE BOYS'
1438
00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:39,367
BOOTY HOLES
1439
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,467
AND I'M SUPPOSED
1440
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,467
TO BE EXCITED.
1441
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,033
FUCK MICHAEL. I KNOW,
1442
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,033
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY
1443
00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:49,166
{\an1}'CAUSE HE USED TO BE BLACK.
1444
00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:49,166
I KNOW, I KNOW.
1445
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,800
I REMEMBER.
1446
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,800
FUCK THAT.
1447
00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,533
MICHAEL FORGOT
1448
00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,533
HE WAS A NIGGA.
1449
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,900
HE FORGOT HE WAS
1450
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,900
A NIGGA.
1451
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,567
HE FORGOT HE WAS
1452
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,567
A NIGGA.
1453
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,834
{\an1}THAT IS WAS US SUPPORTING HIM
1454
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,834
WHEN HE HAD THAT BIG ASS,
1455
00:35:57,867 --> 00:35:59,767
GREASY ASS,
1456
00:35:57,867 --> 00:35:59,767
BELL PEPPER ASS NOSE.
1457
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,934
THAT WAS US.
1458
00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:03,433
THEN THE MOTHER FUCKER
1459
00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:03,433
WANTED TO GET WHITE
1460
00:36:03,467 --> 00:36:05,533
AND WE KEPT GIVING
1461
00:36:03,467 --> 00:36:05,533
THE NIGGA CHANCES AND SHIT
1462
00:36:05,567 --> 00:36:07,000
WITH THE
1463
00:36:05,567 --> 00:36:07,000
VILLA LAGO SHIT.
1464
00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:09,333
YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T NO
1465
00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:09,333
REAL GOD DAMN SHIT.
1466
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,166
WHAT NIGGA YOU KNOW
1467
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,166
CAUGHT VILLA LAGO?
1468
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,233
IT'D BE A LINE AS BIG
1469
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,233
AS A MOTHER FUCKER
1470
00:36:13,266 --> 00:36:14,467
TO CATCH VILLA LAGO.
1471
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,867
"YOU MEAN I CAN GET
1472
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,867
MY CREDIT RATING UP TO 720
1473
00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:18,967
BY CATCHING THIS SHIT?"
1474
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,967
FUCK MICHAEL.
1475
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,967
FUCK HIM.
1476
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,834
{\an1}FUCK HIM, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
1477
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,834
{\an1}HOW GOOD YOU CAN SING AND DANCE.
1478
00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:26,133
I GOT BABIES,
1479
00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:26,133
YOU NASTY MOTHER FUCKER.
1480
00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:28,100
YOU CAN'T PLAY
1481
00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:28,100
{\an1}WITH LITTLE BOYS' BOOTY HOLES
1482
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:29,433
AND SOME OF Y'ALL
1483
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:29,433
LOOKING AT ME LIKE,
1484
00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:31,734
"I CAN'T BELIEVE
1485
00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:31,734
YOU SAYING THAT.
1486
00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,367
IT'S A SET UP."
1487
00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,367
FUCK A SET UP.
1488
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,233
DON'T NOBODY SAY
1489
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,233
THE SAME SHIT ABOUT YOU
1490
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:39,633
{\an1}FOR 20 GOD DAMN YEARS, WHAT
1491
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:39,633
{\an1}THE FUCK IS YOU TAKING ABOUT?
1492
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,800
{\an1}IF A MOTHER FUCKER CALL YOU A
1493
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,800
CRACK HEAD FOR 20 YEARS,
1494
00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:43,867
BITCH, YOU ARE
1495
00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:43,867
SMOKING CRACK.
1496
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,900
WHITNEY DONE SMOKE
1497
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,900
HER KNEE CAPS OFF
1498
00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:48,867
{\an1}AND WE STILL TALKING ABOUT,
1499
00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:48,867
"NUH UH."
1500
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,033
(LAUGHTER)
1501
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,166
FUCK MICHAEL.
1502
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,000
HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE
1503
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,000
{\an1}TRYING TO BE A WHITE WOMAN.
1504
00:36:58,033 --> 00:36:59,567
HIS WHOLE
1505
00:36:58,033 --> 00:36:59,567
MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.
1506
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,800
THEN AS SOON AS THE NIGGA
1507
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,800
GET IN TROUBLE,
1508
00:37:01,834 --> 00:37:04,200
NOW HE WANT TO BE
1509
00:37:01,834 --> 00:37:04,200
{\an1}SURROUNDED BY MUSLIMS AND SHIT.
1510
00:37:04,233 --> 00:37:06,200
MICHAEL, YOU AIN'T NO
1511
00:37:04,233 --> 00:37:06,200
MOTHER FUCKING MUSLIM.
1512
00:37:06,233 --> 00:37:09,467
{\an1}YOU CAN'T EVEN BE A MUSLIM,
1513
00:37:06,233 --> 00:37:09,467
{\an1}YOU GOT A WHITE WOMAN PORK FACE.
1514
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:13,233
HOW YOU GONNA BE A MUSLIM,
1515
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:13,233
{\an1}HALF YOUR FACE IS PORK, MICHAEL.
1516
00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:15,467
{\an1}FUCK MICHAEL, GONNA GET ON TV
1517
00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:15,467
AND LIE TO US
1518
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,500
AND TELL US SHIT
1519
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,500
{\an1}DON'T MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE.
1520
00:37:17,533 --> 00:37:19,533
THIS NIGGA CLIMBING UP
1521
00:37:17,533 --> 00:37:19,533
IN TREES AND SHIT,
1522
00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:21,867
TALKING ABOUT,
1523
00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:21,867
"DON'T YOU CLIMB TREES?"
1524
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:25,367
NO, MOTHER FUCKER,
1525
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:25,367
WE GOT BILLS AND SHIT.
1526
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,900
TAKE YOUR PETER PAN ASS
1527
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,900
AND MAKE SOME PEANUT BUTTER
1528
00:37:27,934 --> 00:37:29,834
OR SOME SHIT.
1529
00:37:29,867 --> 00:37:33,333
{\an1}FUCK MICHAEL, TELLING NIGGAS
1530
00:37:29,867 --> 00:37:33,333
{\an1}THAT'LL PAY GOOD MONEY FOR HIM,
1531
00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:35,800
{\an1}TELLING US SHIT THAT DON'T MAKE
1532
00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:35,800
NO GOD DAMN SENSE.
1533
00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:38,300
{\an1}TALKING ABOUT HE PUT HIS NIGGA
1534
00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:38,300
DICK IN A WHITE WOMAN
1535
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,233
{\an1}AND CAME OUT WITH TWO BABIES
1536
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,233
THAT AIN'T MIXED.
1537
00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:43,133
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
1538
00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:43,133
YOU TALKING TO, NIGGA?
1539
00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:45,567
{\an1}I'M A GROWN MOTHER FUCKING MAN,
1540
00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:45,567
YOU PUT A NIGGA DICK
1541
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,633
{\an1}IN A WHITE WOMAN AND GOT TWO
1542
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,633
BLONDE, BLUE EYED BABIES?
1543
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,066
NIGGA, FUCK YOU.
1544
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,867
{\an1}FUCK YOU. ONE OF THEM BABIES'
1545
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,867
NAME IS BLANKET.
1546
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,667
YOU CAN'T NAME
1547
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,667
NO NIGGA BABY BLANKET.
1548
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,133
{\an1}YOU CAN'T NAME A NIGGA BABY
1549
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,133
NOTHING SOFT.
1550
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:02,967
NOT BLANKET, QUILT,
1551
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:02,967
{\an1}COMFORTER, NONE OF THAT SHIT.
1552
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,100
FUCK MICHAEL.
1553
00:38:06,133 --> 00:38:07,734
WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
1554
00:38:06,133 --> 00:38:07,734
MICHAEL DOIN'.
1555
00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,367
WE BEEN KNOWING
1556
00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,367
HOW MICHAEL WAS.
1557
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,500
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
1558
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,500
{\an1}TELL ME WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
1559
00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:14,800
{\an1}MICHAEL WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP
1560
00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:14,800
THAT YOU BELIEVED.
1561
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,767
DON'T WORRY,
1562
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,767
I'LL WAIT.
1563
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,900
(LAUGHTER)
1564
00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:20,000
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
1565
00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:20,000
YOU WAS LIKE,
1566
00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,033
{\an1}"MICHAEL IS FUCKING THE SHIT
1567
00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,033
OUTTA THAT BITCH."
1568
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,066
NOT NEVER.
1569
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,166
{\an1}THAT MOTHER FUCKER SHOWING UP
1570
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,166
TO PRESS CONFERENCES.
1571
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,767
{\an1}HE GOT EMMANUEL LEWIS SITTING ON
1572
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,767
HIS MOTHER FUCKING LAP
1573
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,467
AND WE LIKE,
1574
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,467
"OH, THAT'S CUTE."
1575
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,934
FORGETTING THE FACT
1576
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,934
THAT EMMANUEL LEWIS WAS 26
1577
00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:35,400
MOTHER FUCKING
1578
00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:35,400
{\an1}YEARS OLD AT THE GOD DAMN TIME.
1579
00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:38,033
(LAUGHTER)
1580
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:41,133
FUCK THAT NIGGA.
1581
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:44,533
HE JUST ON THE BALCONY,
1582
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:44,533
{\an1}PICKING LITTLE BOYS OUT. JUST--
1583
00:38:44,567 --> 00:38:46,700
(LAUGHTER)
1584
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,533
"I LIKE HIM."
1585
00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:53,934
MICHAEL CAN'T FUCKING
1586
00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:53,934
LIE TO ME.
1587
00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:55,367
I'M A GROWN
1588
00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:55,367
MOTHER FUCKING MAN.
1589
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,100
I LOVE BITCHES,
1590
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,100
THAT'S MY SHIT.
1591
00:38:57,133 --> 00:38:59,133
I LOVE BITCHES,
1592
00:38:57,133 --> 00:38:59,133
SO IF YOU GO TO MY HOUSE,
1593
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:01,066
{\an1}THERE'S CERTAIN SHIT AT MY HOUSE
1594
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:01,066
THAT AIN'T FOR ME.
1595
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:02,166
IT'S FOR BITCHES.
1596
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,200
I GOT A REGULAR BED
1597
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,200
WITH REGULAR PILLOWS
1598
00:39:04,233 --> 00:39:06,233
AND I GOT TWO PILLOWS
1599
00:39:04,233 --> 00:39:06,233
WITH A SILK COVER ON IT.
1600
00:39:06,266 --> 00:39:07,800
THAT'S NOT FOR ME,
1601
00:39:06,266 --> 00:39:07,800
THAT'S IN CASE BITCHES
1602
00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,200
WANT TO COME OVER THERE
1603
00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,200
AND THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE
1604
00:39:09,233 --> 00:39:10,934
WRAPPING THEY
1605
00:39:09,233 --> 00:39:10,934
GOD DAMN HAIR.
1606
00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,567
THEY AIN'T GOT TO
1607
00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,567
FUCK UP THEY PERM
1608
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,100
FUCKING
1609
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,100
WITH A NIGGA.
1610
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:17,133
'CAUSE I LOVE BITCHES,
1611
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:17,133
THAT'S MY SHIT.
1612
00:39:17,166 --> 00:39:19,233
IF YOU GO TO MY HOUSE,
1613
00:39:17,166 --> 00:39:19,233
THERE'S ALIZE IN MY HOUSE.
1614
00:39:19,266 --> 00:39:23,533
{\an1}I DON'T DRINK NO MOTHER FUCKING
1615
00:39:19,266 --> 00:39:23,533
ALIZE, BUT BITCHES DO.
1616
00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:26,033
{\an1}SO WHEN THEY COME OVER THERE,
1617
00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:26,033
{\an1}I WANT 'EM TO FEEL COMFORTABLE.
1618
00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:27,834
{\an1}NOW WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MICHAEL
1619
00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:27,834
NEED AT HIS HOUSE
1620
00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,934
IF HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE
1621
00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,934
{\an1}LITTLE BOYS FEEL COMFORTABLE?
1622
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,000
I DON'T KNOW,
1623
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,000
A GOD DAMN AMUSEMENT PARK.
1624
00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:34,433
{\an1}SOME MOTHER FUCKING ANIMALS,
1625
00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:34,433
SOME VIDEO GAMES.
1626
00:39:34,467 --> 00:39:36,033
SOME FREE CANDY.
1627
00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:39,834
YOU NOTICE ALL THE KIDS
1628
00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:39,834
ON TRIAL WAS THE SAME.
1629
00:39:39,867 --> 00:39:43,867
THEY WAS ALL EITHER SICK
1630
00:39:39,867 --> 00:39:43,867
{\an1}OR SLOW OR USED TO HAVE CANCER
1631
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,667
OR COULDN'T
1632
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,667
SPEAK ENGLISH GOOD.
1633
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,934
{\an1}YOU NOTICE IT WASN'T NO LITTLE
1634
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,934
NIGGA KIDS ON TRIAL.
1635
00:39:47,967 --> 00:39:50,100
YOU NOTICE THAT,
1636
00:39:47,967 --> 00:39:50,100
DIDN'T YOU? YOU KNOW WHY?
1637
00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:51,767
'CAUSE IT'S HARD
1638
00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:51,767
TO FUCK A NIGGA CHILD.
1639
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,200
{\an1}THAT'S WHY. I COULD TAKE MY SON
1640
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,200
{\an1}TO NEVER LAND RANCH RIGHT NOW.
1641
00:39:55,233 --> 00:39:57,100
I BET YOU MICHAEL
1642
00:39:55,233 --> 00:39:57,100
CAN'T FUCK HIM.
1643
00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:58,633
MY SON'LL BE SITTING
1644
00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:58,633
IN THE DRIVEWAY LIKE,
1645
00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:01,600
"NUH UH,
1646
00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:01,600
MR. JACKSON.
1647
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:04,934
I THOUGHT WE WAS GOING
1648
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:04,934
TO LIL BOW WOW'S HOUSE.
1649
00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:06,300
I'M GONNA CALL
1650
00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:06,300
MY DADDY.
1651
00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:07,934
I AM A BOY,
1652
00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:07,934
DEMON!
1653
00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,667
YOU GONNA GET IT,
1654
00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,667
YOU GONNA GET IT."
1655
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,567
Y'ALL BEEN ALL THAT,
1656
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,567
I APPRECIATE THE TIME.
1657
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,400
GOD BLESS.
1658
00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:14,433
(CHEERING)
1659
00:40:14,467 --> 00:40:16,433
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1660
00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:30,266
{\an9}♪
1661
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,734
-KATT WILLIAMS TOUR.
1662
00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:34,734
{\an1}I FINALLY GOT A KATT WILLIAMS
1663
00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:34,734
ALL-ACCESS PASS.
1664
00:40:34,767 --> 00:40:37,066
ALL THIS SHIT GET ME
1665
00:40:34,767 --> 00:40:37,066
IS LIKE...
1666
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,800
COLD ICE
1667
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,800
AND HOT MEAT.
1668
00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,333
{\an5}(OFFSCREEN)
1669
00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,333
-MALE #3: I'M JUST LETTING
1670
00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,333
EVERYBODY NOW OUT HERE,
1671
00:40:40,367 --> 00:40:41,767
WE GETTING READY TO DO
1672
00:40:40,367 --> 00:40:41,767
KATT ALBUM.
1673
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,367
HE'S OFFICIAL
1674
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,367
DIPLOMAT.
1675
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:58,834
{\an9}♪
1676
00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:01,166
-IN THE WORDS OF MY
1677
00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:01,166
SPIRITUAL ADVISOR,
1678
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,633
{\an5}THE GREAT ARCH BISHOP
1679
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,633
{\an5}DON MAGIC JUAN.
1680
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,633
-CHURCH.
1681
00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:06,266
-I'LL SAY CHURCH, PRIEST,
1682
00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:06,266
TABERNACLE TO YOU.
1683
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,867
AND I KNOW YOU GONNA PUT
1684
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,867
YOUR PIMP FOOT FORWARD
1685
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,233
AND THEN ANOTHER ONE
1686
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,233
COME FROM BEHIND.
1687
00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,367
{\an5}(OFFSCREEN)
1688
00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,367
-KATT: YES SIR,
1689
00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,367
ABSOLUTELY.
1690
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,467
-AND EVERYTHING'S
1691
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,467
GONNA BE ALRIGHT.
1692
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,867
-I WOULD HAVE TO SAY
1693
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,867
IT WAS GREAT.
1694
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,166
EVERYBODY NEEDS
1695
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,166
A NIGGA FRIEND.
1696
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,633
GOTTA HAVE
1697
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,633
A NIGGA FRIEND.
1698
00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:19,867
{\an1}IF YOU DON'T HAVE A NIGGA
1699
00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:19,867
{\an1}FRIEND, THEN WHERE CAN YOU GO?
1700
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,367
{\an5}-KATT WILLIAMS
1701
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,367
{\an5}IS THE TRUTH.
1702
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,367
{\an5}-YEP.
1703
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,100
{\an5}-THE TRUTH.
1704
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,100
{\an5}-THAT'S THE BEST
1705
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,100
HBO SPECIAL.
1706
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:26,633
CAN'T WAIT FOR IT
1707
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:26,633
{\an1}TO COME OUT AND CATCH THE MAN.
1708
00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:28,867
{\an5}-AND WHEN SHOWERING,
1709
00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:28,867
{\an4}YOU GONNA SHINE LIKE A STAR.
1710
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,200
{\an5}YOU GONNA SHINE,
1711
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,200
{\an5}YOU GONNA SHINE.
1712
00:41:30,233 --> 00:41:31,800
{\an5}YOU'RE GONNA SHINE SO BIG,
1713
00:41:30,233 --> 00:41:31,800
{\an5}SO BRIGHT.
1714
00:41:31,834 --> 00:41:33,967
YOU'RE GONNA SHINE
1715
00:41:31,834 --> 00:41:33,967
{\an1}LIKE A STAR IN THE MIDNIGHT.
1716
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,500
{\an1}YOU'RE GONNA SHINE REAL BIG
1717
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,500
IN THE SKY.
1718
00:41:35,533 --> 00:41:36,567
I COULD SEE IT, MAN.
1719
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,233
I COULD SEE YOUR NAME
1720
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,233
IN BRIGHT LIGHTS.
1721
00:41:38,266 --> 00:41:40,934
{\an1}BUT WHAT YOU GOT TO DO AND WHAT
1722
00:41:38,266 --> 00:41:40,934
{\an1}YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND IS THIS--
1723
00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:42,667
HEY, BABY.
1724
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,633
BYE, GIRL.
1725
00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,533
YOU BE SWEET.
1726
00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:48,166
BUT LIKE I WAS SAYING
1727
00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:48,166
{\an1}BEFORE I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED
1728
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,834
BY THAT
1729
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,834
BIG MOUTHED BITCH--
1730
00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:52,567
{\an5}-KATT WILLIAMS,
1731
00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:52,567
{\an5}FUCK YOU VERY MUCH
1732
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,467
{\an5}FOR HAVING ME
1733
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,467
{\an5}AS A PART OF YOUR SHOW.
1734
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,166
BEHIND THE SCENES.
1735
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,166
OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
1736
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,700
I'M NOT AUTHORIZING
1737
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,700
{\an1}THE USE OF ANY OF THIS SHIT.
1738
00:41:58,734 --> 00:42:01,900
{\an5}OH SHIT, HEY, I WAS JUST
1739
00:41:58,734 --> 00:42:01,900
{\an5}THANKING YOU FOR HAVING ME
1740
00:42:01,934 --> 00:42:03,033
{\an5}A PART OF THIS.
1741
00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:03,934
KATT--
1742
00:42:03,967 --> 00:42:05,333
OH SHIT,
1743
00:42:03,967 --> 00:42:05,333
THIS MOTHER FUCKER.
1744
00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:08,100
NIGGA, YOU--YOU REALLY ARE
1745
00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:08,100
A LEPRECHAUN.
1746
00:42:08,133 --> 00:42:11,900
{\an5}-PICK UP THE PHONE, PIMP,
1747
00:42:08,133 --> 00:42:11,900
{\an5}PICK UP THE PHONE.
1748
00:42:11,934 --> 00:42:16,800
{\an1}YOUR HOES' CALLING ALL THE WAY
1749
00:42:11,934 --> 00:42:16,800
{\an1}FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA.
1750
00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:18,567
WOO!
1751
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,266
-HE GOES IN THERE
1752
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,266
AND GRABS MY GRAPE SODAS.
1753
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,433
LOOK AT THIS NIGGA.
1754
00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,533
JUST LIKE A HOOD NIGGA,
1755
00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,533
HE COULDN'T GRAB A COKE.
1756
00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,967
{\an1}HE HAD TO GRAB MY MOTHER FUCKING
1757
00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,967
{\an1}SODA WITH THE FLAVOR ON IT.
1758
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,066
{\an1}THE ONE I PUT IN
1759
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,066
{\an1}THE FREEZER.
1760
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,166
{\an4}THE TWO I PUT IN THE FREEZER,
1761
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,166
{\an5}HE GONNA GET.
1762
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,333
YOU BLOCK HEAD
1763
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,333
MOTHER FUCKER, YOU!
1764
00:42:33,367 --> 00:42:38,033
{\an5}-NO, THAT CAN'T BE IT.
1765
00:42:33,367 --> 00:42:38,033
{\an5}(OFFSCREEN)
1766
00:42:33,367 --> 00:42:38,033
-MALE #1: THAT IS IT,
1767
00:42:33,367 --> 00:42:38,033
YOU BLOCK HEAD FUCKAMU, G.
1768
00:42:41,467 --> 00:42:43,700
-KATT: 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
1769
00:42:41,467 --> 00:42:43,700
{\an1}THEY'RE COMING FOR THE PACKAGE.
1770
00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:46,033
(LAUGHTER)
1771
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:49,533
-YEAH, TURN MY MUSIC UP,
1772
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:49,533
BITCH, SHIT.
1773
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,633
{\an1}PUT ON SOME OF THAT NEW SNOOP
1774
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,633
{\an1}DOGG AND KATT WILLIAMS SHIT.
1775
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:55,900
{\an5}SOME OF THAT, YEAH.
1776
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:55,900
(OFFSCREEN)
1777
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:55,900
-KATT: SOME OF THAT.
1778
00:42:55,934 --> 00:42:58,967
-ALL MY BITCHES.
1779
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,600
THERE'S SOMETHING
1780
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,600
YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW.
1781
00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:07,133
{\an9}♪
1782
00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:09,900
YOU AIN'T NOTHING.
1783
00:43:09,934 --> 00:43:13,033
WITHOUT ME.
1784
00:43:13,066 --> 00:43:15,600
YOU'RE JUST A TRAMP.
1785
00:43:15,633 --> 00:43:17,633
YEAH, THAT SHIT BANGING.
1786
00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,734
{\an5}(OFFSCREEN)
1787
00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,734
{\an1}-MALE #2: I'M THERE FOR YOU,
1788
00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,734
LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER.
1789
00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:22,166
{\an1}-KATT: WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT
1790
00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:22,166
HE SAYS AS SOON AS I LEAVE.
1791
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,700
{\an1}-OH, I SAID THAT SHIT ALREADY
1792
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,700
BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE.
1793
00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:26,100
-KATT: I KNEW IT!
1794
00:43:26,133 --> 00:43:29,934
I'LL BE WATCHING MY OWN
1795
00:43:26,133 --> 00:43:29,934
DVD LIKE THIS.
1796
00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:31,600
I THINK HE REALLY
1797
00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:31,600
FEEL THAT WAY TOO.
1798
00:43:31,633 --> 00:43:33,800
I THINK HE REALLY--
1799
00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:36,300
OKAY, STOP,
1800
00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:36,300
TURN THE MUSIC OFF.
1801
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:37,867
OKAY, I GOT TO TELL
1802
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:37,867
YOU NIGGAS SOMETHING.
1803
00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,567
{\an1}THE REST OF Y'ALL THAT GOT LIKE
1804
00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,567
{\an1}BAD BABY SITTERS OR SOMETHING,
1805
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,867
IF YOU GOT BABYSITTERS
1806
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,867
THAT AIN'T SHIT,
1807
00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:43,233
GO AHEAD, LEAVE,
1808
00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:43,233
THIS SHOW IS OVER.
1809
00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:45,700
I JUST GOTTA SAY,
1810
00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:45,700
{\an1}I KNOW A LOT OF MOTHER FUCKERS
1811
00:43:45,734 --> 00:43:47,800
DON'T GET THE OPPORTUNITY
1812
00:43:45,734 --> 00:43:47,800
TO SAY THANK YOU.
1813
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:52,367
I REALLY WANT TO SAY IT
1814
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:52,367
BECAUSE I'M 5'5", SO UM...
1815
00:43:54,033 --> 00:43:57,066
I AIN'T NEVER REALLY BEEN
1816
00:43:54,033 --> 00:43:57,066
SCARED OF NOTHING
1817
00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,800
'CAUSE I DONE BEEN
1818
00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,800
KNOCKED OUT BEFORE.
1819
00:43:58,834 --> 00:44:02,233
IT WASN'T THAT
1820
00:43:58,834 --> 00:44:02,233
GOD DAMN BAD.
1821
00:44:02,266 --> 00:44:04,467
I WOKE UP IN THE CLUB
1822
00:44:02,266 --> 00:44:04,467
{\an1}WELL-RESTED AND EVERYTHING,
1823
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,633
LIKE--
1824
00:44:08,533 --> 00:44:10,066
{\an1}BUT I DON'T THINK MOTHER FUCKERS
1825
00:44:08,533 --> 00:44:10,066
SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH,
1826
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:11,734
SO I WANT TO TELL
1827
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:11,734
{\an1}YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THANK YOU.
1828
00:44:11,767 --> 00:44:13,900
I AIN'T FROM HERE.
1829
00:44:13,934 --> 00:44:16,400
I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD
1830
00:44:13,934 --> 00:44:16,400
GOD DAMN TIME.
1831
00:44:16,433 --> 00:44:19,166
I APPRECIATE IT.
1832
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,667
AND GOD BLESS Y'ALL,
1833
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,667
THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SAY.
1834
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:21,667
THANK YOU.
1835
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,700
(CHEERING)
1836
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{\an9}♪
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00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:29,000
-SHAPPA-DAPPA BOO-BOP.
1838
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SNOOPY D-O-DUB, CUZ.
1839
00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:33,467
NOW, I'M GONNA GO FINISH
1840
00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:33,467
WHAT I'M DOING.
1841
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,066
GETTING MY MONEY,
1842
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,066
BREAKING THESE BITCHES,
1843
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:37,033
MAKING THIS MUSIC.
1844
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BUT IN THE MEANTIME
1845
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AND BETWEEN TIME,
1846
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CHECK OUT MY NIGGA
1847
00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:43,367
{\an1}KATT WILLIAMS, MOTHER FUCKERS.
1848
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SMOKE SOME.
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{\an9}♪