1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:05,962 ♪ If you're looking for me ♪ 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,771 Greetings, America. 3 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,904 I am Killface. 4 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:15,347 Don't bother flicking your infernal remotes. 5 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:18,352 I've taken over your airwaves. 6 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:23,983 Now, I trust you're all comfy on your tacky sofas from "Rooms To Go"? 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,288 Lots of nibbles close at hand? 8 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:28,351 Well, tuck in, 9 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:30,227 and why not smoke between gobbles? 10 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:32,665 Yes, go for the gusto, America. 11 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,293 Live like there's no tomorrow, 12 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:38,600 because as far as you squalid lot are concerned, 13 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,573 there very much isn't. 14 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:44,635 Behold the instrument of your doom. 15 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:48,080 I call it the "Annihilatrix," 16 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:49,981 and when it is completed, 17 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,917 a million gigatons of thrust 18 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:57,288 will propel the Earth directly into the sun. 19 00:00:57,324 --> 00:01:02,125 So look upon my works, ye mighty and despair. 20 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,440 Ahem. 21 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:28,911 Um-- 22 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:29,980 BRENT: What? TRENT: What? 23 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,013 Shall we do it again? 24 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:31,957 BRENT: It's fine. 25 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,221 It's fine, OK? It's fine. 26 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,785 KILLFACE: Thank you. 27 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,796 14 takes is plenty, believe me. That's a lot. 28 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,299 I went a little off the page with that last line there. 29 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,801 Yeah, no, we picked up on that. 30 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:41,733 Is that cool? 31 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,258 BRENT & TRENT: Yes, it's fine. 32 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:44,930 Ozymandias just felt right, you know? 33 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:47,464 - Uh-huh. Did it. - Oh, God. 34 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:48,770 - What? - You don't think it's copyrighted? 35 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,004 What? 36 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,135 - The Shelley. - Who? 37 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:52,703 Ozymandias, the poem by Shelley. 38 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,236 Who? That receptionist chick? 39 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,612 Depends when she wrote it. 40 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,777 Shelley was a man, you philistine. 41 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:58,944 - It's fine. - KILLFACE: Cheesy crust, 42 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,647 where on earth did you go to school? 43 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,052 USC Film School. 44 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:04,057 Maybe you heard of it? 45 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:07,583 [Sigh] 46 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,756 And we're happy with this background? 47 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,457 Yes, we're happy with it, OK? 48 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:12,488 - It's not too-- - BRENT & TRENT: No. 49 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,499 Leno-y? 50 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:16,230 If you want to be Leno-y, we could have you come down here 51 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,634 and you can do high-fives. 52 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,766 TRENT: We can put a wig with a gray streak in your face! 53 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,571 We can have you read off cue cards! 54 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:26,978 We'll put Kevin Eubanks over there on guitar! 55 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:29,843 I shouldn't have said that. 56 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:30,748 Aah! 57 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,586 - That's my twin brother! 58 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:36,317 I want it to be perfect. 59 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:41,123 Iitis. It is. Seriously, man, it's really awesome. 60 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,856 - You're awesome. - Val? 61 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:44,920 Uh-- 62 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,660 Well, if Val's happy, I'm happy, 63 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,600 so theme song and let's run it. 64 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:49,659 Oh, we need a theme song. 65 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,693 BRENT: OK, um... 66 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,000 ♪ Entertainment tonight ♪ 67 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,097 'Dadadadun? 68 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,630 - BRENT: Uh... - What? 69 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,837 - You mean, run it where? - KILLFACE: What do you mean, where? 70 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,402 On what thing would we have it to run? 71 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:01,745 I want this in every single television in the world. 72 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:05,810 OK, well, do you have $20 b--billion? 73 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,685 Yes, Brent, as a matter of fact, I do. 74 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,656 Would you care to see it? 75 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,850 KILLFACE: There's your 20 billion, Brent. 76 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,225 Drink it in. 77 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:18,197 The fusion chamber alone cost 9 billion, 78 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,428 the thruster's another 4. 79 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:24,199 You think there's just heaps of money left over 80 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,636 for--what did you call it? 81 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,333 Uh...media buy. 82 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,069 - Media buy. - VALERIE: Please don't kill us. 83 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:30,508 Please don't make it so appealing. 84 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,512 What do you want us to do, man? 85 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,446 Well, why don't we ask good old Trent? 86 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,711 Please don't do that. Let's not. Let's not. Oh, God! 87 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,378 Ladies and gentlemen, Trent. 88 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:41,717 Hey, how you doing? Good to be here. 89 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:42,950 Oh, dude, put him down! 90 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,923 So, uh, heard you went to the-- 91 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,255 went to the doctor 92 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:49,524 and he had a bit of bad news for you, is that right? 93 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,555 Yeah. Turns out I have termites. 94 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,467 [Valerie crying] 95 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,096 TRENT: You're losing them, boss. 96 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,369 Well, I hope you can still sing a song while I drink some water. 97 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,398 Come on, man. 98 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,570 ♪ Row, row, row your boat gently-- ♪ 99 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,306 [Coughing] 100 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:07,575 BRENT: You're horrible. 101 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,241 Turn around! 102 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:11,273 OK, turn back around. I've got it now. 103 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,047 ["Dixie" ringtone] 104 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,076 Oh! 105 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,282 TRENT: Oh! 106 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:18,348 Because I don't know how to change the ring on this tele--hello? 107 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:21,224 Sir? It's Phil. We've got another problem up here. 108 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,854 I'm on the way. Valerie! 109 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,297 I want you to come over here 110 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,595 and make out with Trent. 111 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:27,657 Just, you know, 112 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,692 really back that thing up on him. 113 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,296 Brent, let's take a ride. 114 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:38,234 [Ringtone playing, dialing] 115 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,071 [Different ringtone] 116 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,107 [Dialing] 117 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,414 [Sighs] 118 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:54,385 I'm trying to get Cat Party on there. 119 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:55,724 Ahh! 120 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:56,888 Wait, no! 121 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:57,988 No, no, no! 122 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,430 Silence, dog. 123 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,525 He's from marketing. Phil, Brent. Brent, Phil. 124 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:04,503 Now what the deuce is wrong with those couplings? 125 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,506 - Well, they keep melting. - Oh. 126 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,941 - Oh, did Lorraine get the gift card? - Yes, she did. 127 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,273 - That was very nice of you, sir. - Nonsense, Philip. 128 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,110 - How's she doing? - Uh, she's still, well, fat. 129 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,911 Well, give it some time, man. 130 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,917 Phil's wife just had a little baby girl. 131 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,544 - Great. - PHIL: 6 months ago. 132 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,577 - Phil, positive reinforcement. - Yes, sir. 133 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:23,419 And speaking of, with the couplings, 134 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,925 can we just blah-blah, reroute them? 135 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,155 Uh-um, that should work. It's gonna cost some more. 136 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,493 Talk to Charlene, get a P.O. number and get it done. 137 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:31,395 Will do, Mr. K. 138 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:32,921 - And seriously-- - Yes, sir? 139 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,196 Lorraine needs to know you still find her desirable. 140 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,602 - Yes, sir. - Because God knows I do. I'm kidding. 141 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,662 - Get out of here. - Outside two and "o0." 142 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:43,040 - You see, Brent, we all have jobs to do. - Great, there goes my pen. 143 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,477 My job is to complete the Annihilatrix 144 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:48,812 and destroy mankind by driving this vile planet straight into the sun. 145 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,682 - Wait. I have another idea. Listen. - And your job is to market it. 146 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,709 No, listen, we can get Jason Alexander. 147 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:54,686 - Great! - Yeah. 148 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,450 You can call him when you hit the ground. 149 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:58,116 No, wait, wait, I've got another idea. 150 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,183 Better than Jason Alexander. 151 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:02,218 - Don't say David Arquette to me. = w=- 152 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,960 Well, now that you say that, I'm not going to. 153 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,728 BRENT: Any standard DVD player. 154 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,997 Or any, er, PC, it says here? 155 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,767 Yes, any personal computer with DVD capabilities. 156 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,865 - KILLFACE: Great Scott! - Ah! 157 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:19,607 PC stands for personal computer. I just this moment got that. Valerie! 158 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:21,136 Aah! 159 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,946 It's all right if you want to laugh. 160 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,250 - [Nervous chuckle] - KILLFACE: Good girl. 161 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,050 - What's our unit price on this? - What, including postage? 162 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,615 Well, unless you propose having the stork plop them down the chimney. 163 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:35,356 You know who I like is that pickle stork... 164 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,864 that they had... 165 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,162 From the pickles? 166 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,690 The mailman? 167 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:44,699 No? Never mind. 168 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,263 - What's the unit price? - 380. 169 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:47,535 3807?! 170 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:50,339 Well, you are the one who wanted animated menus. So... 171 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,243 Well, how much without animated menus? 172 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,474 I don't know. Less. 173 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:54,639 Brent, you are killing me. 174 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,445 Well, hey, you know, look, 175 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,645 since I don't own a [beep] damn DVD factory, 176 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,086 there's not too [beep] much I can do about it, now, is there? 177 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,520 You [beep] kidnap us, right? 178 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,818 You drag us up here, 179 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,916 you [beep] on every strategy we come up with. 180 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,085 And by the way, 181 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,561 that web promotion was tight! 182 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,756 But the bottom line is, 183 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,265 you don't [beep] have the budget 184 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:15,132 to run with the big dogs, now do you?! 185 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,466 Ruff ruff ruff ruff! 186 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,802 [Chuckles] Are you finished? 187 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:20,897 Yeah. I'm sorry-- 188 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,308 - [Bang] - Aah! 189 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:24,640 Oh, please. 190 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,646 Look, Trent, I've made you a playmate. 191 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,239 Say hello. 192 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,046 - Good lad. Sinn? - Yes, sire? 193 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:35,214 If you would, please draw a bath for our lovely guest here, 194 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,223 and then get this place de-corpsed. 195 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:40,352 Young Simon should be skulking home any time now. 196 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,303 Not a thing dry-erase about that. 197 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:01,781 - SINN: Sire? - Come in, come in. I- 198 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,715 - Oh. - Is something amiss? 199 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,809 Er, no, I... 200 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,786 I didn't know we were doing the geisha thing again. 201 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,415 - Well, if sire wishes-- - No, no, no. It's fine, really. 202 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,447 Leave us! 203 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:15,192 Right, then, Val. Brainstorm away. 204 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:19,324 And really get outside that old box, huh? 205 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:24,065 Bearing in mind the budget of quarter million and... 206 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,128 go. 207 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,942 - Postcards. - Uh, a direct--aah! 208 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,178 Postcards?! 209 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:41,813 A direct mailing campaign, 26 per unit to one million households! 210 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,913 Aah! 211 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:48,122 [SOBBING] Given budgetary constraints, it's the most cost-effective strategy. 212 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,185 You made me do that. 213 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:52,790 - With a maximum response of 2%. - What?! 214 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,802 But 1% is more realistic. 215 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,136 - Valerie, that's only 10,000 people. - Yes. 216 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,141 - Hmm? - Yes. 217 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,371 How on God's green earth is that cost-- 218 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,776 [Door closing] 219 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,281 KILLFACE: Ah, Simon, good to see you. 220 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,840 And what news of the old alma mater? 221 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,352 [Mumbling] 222 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,114 Hmm? 223 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,782 [Sighs] I blame the hip-hop. 224 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,222 Right then, Val. 225 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,487 Direct mail it is. 226 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:20,618 - OK. - Right? 227 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,754 - Yeah. - Well, I'll, uh, leave you to it. 228 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:23,854 OK. 229 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,856 Phone's on the desk. There's a computer and a nerve center. 230 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,427 - Do I dial "9"? - Uh, no. 231 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,199 - No, just dial straight away. - Yeah. 232 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,765 - And then get with Sinn if you would. - OK. 233 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,006 She'll take care of your invoice and murder and dismemberment, right? 234 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:40,171 - Yeah. - Right? 235 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,443 - Yes. - Good girl. 236 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,917 ♪ Hey, I met me a nasty girl ♪ 237 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,977 ♪ She said 8-time queer you insatiable♪ 238 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,785 ♪ don't know what that means but-- ♪ 239 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:54,192 And what did we say about snacks? 240 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,456 Don't do it. 241 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,987 Don't you push that bowl of cereal on the floor. 242 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,760 [Crash] 243 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:00,766 [Sigh] 244 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,167 [Indistinct] 245 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:06,434 We can't ever go back to Arizona! 246 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,598 [Sighs] 247 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,303 ♪ Funny I could sneeze ♪ ♪ (Funny I could sneeze) ♪ 248 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,641 ♪ All that cheese ♪ 249 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,511 - ♪ (All that cheese) ♪ - [Lowers volume] 250 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,675 Can't watch telly for 5 seconds 251 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,912 without seeing that gibbering hooligan. 252 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,286 And here I am reduced to postcards, 253 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:26,316 the dry hump of marketing strategies. 254 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:31,320 Well, I hope someone sees them, right? 255 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,529 ♪ Quarter in the slot machine ♪ 256 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,159 ♪ Take the main jackpot ♪ 257 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,669 ♪ I'll make you scream ♪ 258 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,729 ♪ Milkshake your mama like a Dairy Queen ♪ 259 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:42,537 ♪ Let my first side queen not stop afraid ♪ 260 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,306 ♪ Super head, tell Bill Maher I'm coming for you, baby ♪ 261 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,110 ♪ All that cheese ♪ ♪ (Hey, all that cheese) ♪ 262 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,446 ♪ Tell you how it is ♪ ♪ (Tell you how it is) ♪ 263 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,646 ♪ When you want it on your belly ♪ ♪ (When you want it on your belly) ♪ 264 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,451 ♪ Or running out to sneeze ♪ ♪ (Or running out to sneeze) ♪ 265 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,083 ♪ All that cheese ♪ ♪ (All that cheese) ♪ 266 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,890 ♪ And, baby, how it is ♪ ♪ (And, baby, how it is) ♪ 267 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,556 ♪ If you got good brains ♪ ♪ (If you got good brains) ♪ 268 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,726 ♪ You can take my pop quiz ♪ ♪ (You can take my pop quiz) ♪ 269 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,702 ♪ Slow 'dis, no hiss ♪ 270 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:13,229 ♪ Can your playboy keep a fly head? ♪ 271 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,004 ♪ Can your playboy keep a fly head? ♪